#dikrats family

[wigglys-dikrats]

i know the history of hatchetfield better than i know my family’s history

[trailnapped]

tag dump.

[lusi-raul]

Back at it again with the qsmp x starkid crossover

Team Bolas in a nutshell as the Dikrats family😂

[starcanwrecked-confessions]

ooh are we doing discourse on the tto mother? sweet! ill add my thoughts:

in my opinion, the dikrats were never the perfect family. they aren't even like, a good family. they actually kind of remind me of my family a little bit (which is BAD because my family sucks balls). but i do like them because they are complex. the dad is stupid and dumb. and also willing to do anything for his family. and the mom? she got stuck with the dad (I forgot. where she says this. but she does explain this. im pretty sure.) and that doesn't mean she didn't love him. she did love him. it just also happened she got stuck with him. those two ideas can coexist. additionally, she is not a good mom. but she is a mom that cares for her children. hell, she has a whole song about it. she cares about her children, and she will do anything for them. even if it hurts them in some way. because that, in her definition, is love. it doesn't make it right. but it doesn't mean she's trying to be bad, either.

sorry if i phrased any of this weird lol. i could probably write a whole essay on this shhsgsgddgdgsf

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[thesiblingsoftheblackandwhite]

Hi Lords In Black! I was wondering, what's the order of age are you guys? Like how human siblings are "older sibling" and "younger sibling". Do you guys have an order like that, or are you all the same?

-🦇

Well-

I’m the oldest!

…ಠ_ಠ

Tinky’s right. As the Bastard of Time and Space, he sort of (did. I did) brought creation to the very concept of time. Though he loves to hog credit, we all helped create space. It was his idea to trap humanity in a cruel Penrose triangle, though. I, personally, couldn’t agree with that decision more.

We weren’t created far enough apart, in my opinion. I was only able to get the privilege of being the only child for the first few thousand years.

Then I came! I led a lot of those useless farmers down the Oregon trail to their demises. There was one family that got too close to the truth. I tried to kill ‘em, but they were…oblivious and stupid.

What Bwinky-Dinky means is that he was too inexperienced to kill the Dikrats properly.

At least I had a variety of toys, Mr. Teddy Bear…

Regardless, I’m third oldest! (fourth youngest) I preferred the Black & White to Hatchetfield the first years. Tinky and Blinky were already wreaking havoc, and didn’t need me yet. Nibblenephim—

Was born after Wiggog Y’wrath! No need to know more about him, absolutely not! The alternative watchers have no right to know the crimes committed in the Black & White that may or may not have happened after he was Created!

…

…

……I’m the second youngest?

…Pokey’s right. He’s only just gotten a grip on tormenting the lovely Hatchetfielders, and we’re getting there, universe-by-universe. But the youngest by far would be-

…Webblin.

[douknowanoah]

I never thought I’d cry while watching a musical about a family with people named Craphole and Titty Mitty Dikrats

[fluffyzoey]

🫐 - Craphole Dikrats, my boy

Oooh this’ll be a fun one!

-Probably had had food poisoning many a time but it was so normalized for him the family never really looked into it lmao.

-Finds bugs and small animals and brings them to Mouthface who hates even having to look at them. “Get the frog. Out of my face. Or so help me-“

[inamindfarfaraway]

The Trail to Oregon! (Recorded Version) Timeline

The Dikrats family begin their journey down the Oregon Trail on the 26th of July, 1848.

The trail usually took four to six months, seven at most. For the first few months, they have a significantly slower pace than the average family because of their octagonal wheeled, frequently breaking wagon and blind, deformed ox. They don’t reach the halfway point in the first three months.

Then they don’t even have a wagon at all for a month (“That’s the exact same wagon we abandoned a month ago”), presumably walking and hitchhiking if they could.

It’s winter by the start of Act Two, though apparently it “came early this year”. If they could theoretically have already made it to Oregon with a good vehicle and ox, as Jack Bauer tells the General Store Guy, this must be about five months after late July, meaning late November. The bartender whistling “Jingle Bells” means the time can be counted as the start of the broad ‘Christmas season’.

“Speedrun” is all about how they travel the remainder of the trail ludicrously fast, faster than anyone ever has before (they jump a river. In an ox-pulled wagon.), and the Columbia River washes them right up to Oregon. So that might be enough to even the time out to within the average six months.

The time between “Wagon on Fire” and “Caulk the Wagon” is enough for McDoon (the Bandit King ✌️), Cletus and Mouthface to reach the Columbia River right at the tail end of the trail. With one of those months being between acts, I think “Speedrun” covers one more month.

The line “It’s a Christmas miracle!” when the dead family member is revived/turns out to have been faking puts that scene maybe not necessarily on Christmas day, but near it, when Christmas spirit is generally in the air. Reaching Oregon in late December makes sense with all the other data.

You know what this means? Their journey could be exactly six months to the day!

[theredlanternavenger]

The Saga of Fire King Zazzalil

(i WILL write this one day, i promise)

Inspired by Burn by lilfinch.

Setting is a somewhat futuristic world, where humans, machines and alien immigrants live in harmony. Hatchetfield was founded by a human and a bug, who were the first mayors of the town.

Some respects to the DCEU Snyderverse will be paid, such as the factor of the Super Friends being a league of six, with Mera as a seventh member.

The Lords In Black are morally ambiguous, and they and Webby were once mortals who ascended to godhood by going beyond the impossible and kicking logic to the curb. They promptly went against a crusade against the Abrahamic God, and each one had a hand in subduing him although it was Webby who dealt the killing blow.

Zazzalil, Lex and Hannah are Owen and Curt's adopted daughters, and they all have different powers, Zazzalil's being the most obvious one:fire.

Jemilla is the adopted daughter of the chief of police Molag, and unlike her mom, she firmly believes that superheroes are the cause of all trouble in the world and that puts her into conflict with Zazz.

The Princess is called Jasmine, in line with the Disney Aladdin movie.

Keeri is Max Jägerman's twin sister and they both lust after the same woman.

Installment #1:The Fire King

Zazzalil Carvour-Mega is a student of Galaxia High in the tiny town of Hatchetfield. After hearing the legend of the Lords In Black from her local librarian, Sherrezade, she aspires to be like them one day, despite being just a normal girl.

One day, she stumbles upon a mysterious meteor, and suddenly finds herself on fire...but not harmed by it. Impressed by her new powers, Zazzalil sets out to change the world, under the moniker of Fire King. But balancing school time and hero work is not an easy job, especially when Jemilla Jarrett, the most popular girl at school, loathes her Fire King identity. To make matters worse, Zazz finds herself falling for Jemilla...

Pairings:Zazzalil/Jemilla, Mouthface/Princess, Keeri/Grace Chasity, Grunt/Emberly, one-sided Tiblyn/Chorn, Bug/February, Lex/Ethan, Steph/Pete, Tim/Craphole, Tootsie/Mega-Girl, Taz/Up, Ja'far/Sherrezade, Paul/Emma, Curt/Owen

Installment #2:Fire King, Meet Super Friends

After defeating Snarl, Zazzalil becomes an internet sensation and, what's better, she's now officially dating Jemilla. Her newfound fame catches the eyes of the Super Friends, the protectors of Earth, and she is arranged to meet them. She expects to go to the big city...but turns out the Super Friends are coming to Hatchetfield, much to her surprise.

Meanwhile, Chief Molag reveals to Jemilla a deadly secret, along with what happened to her birth parents. Can Jemilla cope with the fact that she has powers? What is Mayor Spaceclaw plotting? And, most importantly, will the Fire King once again make it out alive?

Pairings:Zazzalil/Jemilla, Clark/Bruce, Barry/Victor, Arthur/Mera, Mouthface/Princess, Bug/February, Lex/Ethan, Grunt/Emberly, Junior/Pincer

Finale:The King's Last Temptation

A year has passed since Mayor Spaceclaw was exposed and peace was restored to Hatchetfield, and now Zazzalil and Jemilla are expecting to graduate from high school. They have made big name for themselves as the crime-fighting duo Fire King and Crystal Queen, while also having made peace with their new identities, the Destroyer Of Worlds and the White Devil.

However, things quickly get bad when Superman gets trapped inside a red sun, and the girls are summoned to the Watchtower. They need each other now more than ever—the Super Friends(and the world) are counting on them!

Pairings:Zazzalil/Jemilla, Clark/Bruce, Barry/Victor, Arthur/Mera

Addendum #1:Tales From Hatchetfield

(Chapter 1:In A Town Gone Mad)

One of the two unsung love stories from Hatchetfield. The Dikrats family's youngest child has always been somewhat of a ditz, but in his defense, he's just seven, and too young to think about love...right?

Craphole never gave a thought of what's going on between his mom and dad, or his sister and Jasmine. All that changes when he meets Tim Houston, two years older than him, on the playground, and for some STRANGE reason, he can't stop thinking about him. Could this be what the grown-ups call love?

Pairings:Tim/Craphole, Mouthface/Princess, Jack Bauer/Slippery When Wet, background Ja'far/Sherrezade and Tom/Becky

(Chapter 2:The Love Song Of Junior Spaceclaw)

Another of the two unsung love stories from Hatchetfield. Junior, the mayor's son, is being groomed to be the next evil overlord but he fails to live up to the standards his father set and copes by smoking pot.

One day, he meets Pincer, a wandering scorpion rogue looking for fresh human meat to eat, and what started out as a simple deal becomes something more but their evil love is put at stake when a new hero known as the Fire King emerges, and threatens to destroy everything. But if they're gonna lose, they'll do it together.

Pairings:Junior/Pincer, Bug/February, background Taz/Up and Tootsie/Mega-Girl

(Chapter 3:Zazzalil, I Am Your Father)

Set one year before the rise of the Fire King. Thirteen-year-old Zazzalil Carvour-Mega grew up idolizing heroes, and both her fathers. One day, Owen Carvour, her Pops, takes her to his workplace on Take Your Kid To Work Day, and there, she finds out a horrifying secret.

Faced with the fact that her Pops is a rogue, Zazzalil falls into a dilemma. But soon, she realizes that the Deadliest Man Alive is not your average supervillain, and there's more to him than meets the eye...

@mythuzalasheir3

[wigglys-dikrats]

happy three year anniversary to the greatest thing jeff blim has ever said

shesheshesheshesheshesheshe

[eliyah-de-dark]

Okay, because NPMD is currently my hyperfixation and none of my family/friends are dikrats, I just need to say: Spoilers, obviously

I feel like Grace Chasity is a reverse Carrie White.

Both come from religious families, both have their stories involve sexual awakening, but I feel like Grace embraces her faith to a harmful degree.

She rejects even simple intimacy even if it's not directly related to sex (being horrified at the prospect of book holding) and deeply loathes her own sexuality (the ending song, anyone?). In the end, she uses that despicable lure to defeat Max and learns that she can now police others with the power of the Lords in Black.

I'm sure there's stuff I don't understand fully, but I grew up like Grace and was deeply afraid of intimacy in all it's forms and would be fully willing to kill anyone who "tickled my mommy spot."

[trailnapped]

i know i just said i was going to bed but. settler-era hatchetfield emily. *chin hands* the dikrats being led to hatchetfield after father has a vision via the watcher with 1000 eyes. emily eventually marrying a son of the men with axes, but it’s too late. the gift has already touched her family, and it’ll appear somewhere down the line. maybe it won’t be as dramatic and powerful as the foster sisters, but it might save a life. the dikrats are a hard breed to kill, after all.

[bat-snake]

I mean, the Watcher with 1000 Eyes was probably fourth wall breaking at the audience (who votes for family member deaths in each show?, but that really checks out. I could see the Dikrats founding Hatchetfeild.

YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO INFODUMP PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT WIGGLY'S SIBLINGS???? THAT HE APPARENTLY HAS????

omg ok SO

Meet the Lords in Black. Charming, aren't they?

Yes, Wiggly does indeed have four brothers who all do different things, so I'll cover them one by one, in order of introduction (since we've already met each of them in Nightmare Time at least once). BTW Nightmare Time has a fuckton of lore in it that I won't go into here, so even though I am about to spoil significant parts of it for you, I do recommend watching it, it's really good and if there's enough interest they might make a third one!

(Also you might notice they're all in doll form in this picture. This is how we knew them up until NPMD introduced us to what I call their Tumblr sexyman forms. Which are rad as hell by the way.)

So you already know Wiggly. That little green fucker, Wiggog Y'Wrath, the Capitalist Cthulu who does uwu-speak and starts a cult by invading people's minds. This will become a bit of a reoccurring theme with these guys. He's also the only one to successfully start an apocalypse, and the only one to have attempted to birth himself into our reality. (Or is he? We'll get to that...) He does seem to have some kind of dominion over the other LiB, as whenever all five of them show up there's always emphasis placed on him, like in NPMD where he does most of the talking while his siblings occasionally butt in.

Now for Bliklotep. Blinky seems to have slightly lower-scale ambitions than Wiggly, but don't let that fool you. Eyeball Boi is still incredibly dangerous. He runs an amusement park, WatcherWorld, deep within the Hatchetfield Witchwood. But it's not for the amusement of the patrons. Oh no. It's for Blinky's own amusement. Once you step inside, every insecurity, every shred of potential conflict will be ripped to the forefront, turning people against each other to the point of trying to kill each other until he's fully infected their minds. It's implied that, if not all, but a significant chunk of the workers at WatcherWorld were once patrons before having their minds taken over by Blinky. He's also implied to be the thing in Trail To Oregon that Jack Bauer sees during his venom-induced hallucination, as Blinky is referred to as "The Watcher With 1,000 Eyes", which is exactly what JB says he sees? Making Blinky the only LiB to induce a Starkid crossover. My headcanon is that the Dikrats founded Hatchetfield. But regardless.

Next up on the roster is Tinky. T'noy Karaxis, the Time Bastard. You may be wondering about that one line in NPMD where he recognised Pete as a Spankoffski, and said he "could have the whole set in his toybox". Has Tinky gone after Pete's relatives?

Well. Um. You know Ted, right? Yeah, his name is Spankoffski. He's Pete's big brother. We actually got the surname reveal before the brother reveal, lol. And that's not the only reveal we got about Ted. Our boy Teddy Bear has this whole entire tragic backstory and it turns out he gets fucked over in literally every timeline! Isn't that fun?

So, to summarise an entire episode: Tinky makes travel fuckery happen, Ted wants to go back in time to fix his life, accidentally goes back to before the time machine was created and gets stuck in the past, literally. Tinky is watching and laughing at the whole thing, then shows up to blow Ted's brain to smithereens with his weird little magic box, the Bastard's Box, where he stores all the people he toys with. Anyway Ted eventually catches up with the present by aging, except now no one knows who he is, he's... actually I won't spoil that. But once he dies he ends up eternally trapped and tortured in the Bastard's Box. Yaaay.

Fast forward to Nightmare Time 2 and we get introduced to Nibbly, in possibly the most unexpected way imaginable. He's revealed to have been behind a whole episode literally right at the end of said episode, and even though it was kind of foreshadowed, it hits you like a freight train in the best way. Remember when I said Wiggly was the only one who tried to birth himself into reality? That was kind of a lie. Nibblenephim can sort of do that anyway. Every year, he can possess a bunch of carcasses and create a living form to walk the earth for one night. He also has a cult of followers who provide him with the carcasses, as well as a sacrifice to feed on. There's a little more to it, specifically with how the sacrifice is chosen, but again, I'm trying to spoil as little as possible. Go watch Nightmare Time. Nibbly also seems to have a "pig" motif, and his theme song, The Nibbly Ditty, is a banger, easily my favourite of the three LiB theme songs we've heard so far.

And finally, we are introduced to Pokotho, in the very last episode of NMT2.

Except no. We were formally introduced to Pokey there, yes, but we've seen his apocalypse already. Long before NPMD, before Nightmare Time, even before Black Friday.

Yeah, remember me saying that Wiggly was the only one to successfully start an apocalypse? That was also a lie! Pokey already did that, and he did it without ever showing his masked face. Remember The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals? The blue spores that came down in a meteor and turned everyone into singing zombies? That was Pokey's doing! That's his blue spores! That's his apocalypse!

This also provides an explanation for why blowing up the meteor didn't work. Emma and Hidgens were right about the hivemind thing, but wrong about the location of the central brain. It wasn't the meteor - the meteor was just the vessel which carried the spores to Earth. The central brain was sitting safely up in the Black and White, laughing as Paul blew himself to smithereens. The central brain was Pokey, the Singular Voice, the most uncompromising of his brothers. The one who hates every voice that is not his own, hence the hivemind and making all of his zombies speak in HIS voice.

Anyway in NMT2 he's happily collecting musical zombies by taking on a human form and infiltrating a fighting ring of superpowered children until he has enough to kickstart another apocalypse. (Don't question it, we're almost done). He also calls himself Otho, not Pokey, making him the only LiB to have two different abbreviations of his name. Hannah is also there (remember her? Lex's little sister?) and she is like incredibly important to this whole thing, she has a super powerful mind, but that's a whole other thing.

But I did mention Hannah for a reason. Because you said "Wiggly's SIBLINGS". And while the Lords in Black are always referred to as brothers, they do have one more sibling. A sister. A Queen in White. And her name is Webby.

Yep, Hannah's imaginary friend isn't imaginary, who could have guessed? She's benevolent, always trying her best to combat her brothers' antics, but given that there's one of her and five of them, this is a bit of an uphill battle. Webby doesn't have a full name that we know of, nor does she have a doll. We don't know much about her. And she may not be all-powerful - but then again, neither are her brothers.

Infodump concluded. Hope this helps, it was very fun to write.

[the-unofficial-village-idiot]

The Smith/Sanchez family and the Dikrats family are weirdly similar send tweet

[mythuzalasheir3]

11 and 16 for the ask game

11- I have a few so in no particular order:

Miss Holloway, Uncle Wiley, Lex Foster, Steph Lauter, Grace Chasity, Tatiana Slohzno, Cynthia Houston, Esther Backpackblueglasses, Owen Carvour, Tootsie Noodles, Ultrabeam Megagirl, Junior Spaceclaw, the Entire Dikrats family, Cornwallis, General Store Guy, Scrags, Grunt, General John Macnamara of the United States Military special unit PEIP, we call it ‘peep’, the Princess, Jafar and Achmed

16- Owen’s act 2 part 5 bits from SAF, “HELLO?! HELLO, PLEASE GOD I JUST WANT A BLACK COFFEE”, And a few of Grace’s lines from NPMD