#did y’all know this Shakespeare guy is good?
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Don John has immeasurable aroace swag and for that he is redeemed in my heart
#is this too niche#I mean it’s Shakespeare so if you don’t get it I can simply accuse you of being uncultured#much ado about nothing#I only watched it bc of David tennant#but boy am I glad I did#did y’all know this Shakespeare guy is good?#I’d only seen his tragedies before this but he’s funny too who’d’ve thunk#william shakespeare#Shakespeare#anyway kill Claudio#david tennant#catherine tate
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THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE
FIRST ROUND: 59th Tilt
King Henry V Plantagenet, The Hollow Crown (2012-2016) VS. Ahchoo, Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
Propaganda
King Henry V Plantagenet, The Hollow Crown (2012-2016) Portrayed by: Tom Hiddleston Defeated Opponents: - Arthur Pendragon [Oliver Tobias], Arthur of the Britons (1972-1973)
“Hal is Shakespeare’s sexiest history protagonist by virtue of sheer range. He’s a roguish rake, a dashing prince, a rugged king and you bet your ass Tom Hiddleston serves cunt all the way through. I know y’all love Loki and I promise you he’s even sexier blonde.”
Ahchoo, Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) Portrayed by: Dave Chappelle Defeated Opponents: - Robin Hood [Tom Riley], Doctor Who: “The Robot of Sherwood” (2014)
“He's funny, and funny is hot. Though honestly, I just feel like this tournament is going to have way too many white guys in it and would like to balance it out.”
Additional Propaganda Under the Cut
Additional Propaganda
For Henry V:
“I can't believe [it took so long for people to submit] text propaganda for Hiddleston!Henry V. Did everyone just look at him in leather trousers and lose the power of speech? I teach with this film, and I am convinced that the leather trousers are responsible for more than one student missing key plot details in that scene (and possibly for more than one epiphany re: sexuality.)...
"... Thea Sharrock directed this, and she clearly Knows about the female gaze. Surely any time you see a man drawing a longbow like that, it's an invitation to think about hands and arms and shoulders (shoulders!) in other contexts. From a characterization standpoint, too, the coiled physicality of his Henry and how he uses it are really interesting. Also this man's cheekbones should be illegal. And the wooing scene where he lays aside his crown and kneels as if in homage to the princess who is about to be signed over to him via treaty in the next room? Hot damn, I do love a good use of courtly love imagery.”
For Ahchoo:
#medieval hotties round 1#king henry v#ahchoo#the hollow crown#henry v#robin hood men in tights#tom hiddleston#dave chappelle#fuck that medieval man
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ur hostess is in pieces
alr y’all. the final wungo wednesday. i’m not exaggerating when i say this ep broke me
quick intermission before we start: this is in two parts bc there’s a lot in this ep. i split it roughy halfway through the ep
also this is a rewatch so some of my initial feelings r gone, but i’m doing the commentary based on my initial reactions so that’s why i double back in my opinions
obvi spoilers for bsd anime and manga, y’all know this, time to go cry
aww we don’t get the op song? buts it’s so good
ah yes. aku u look lovely.
bram by boiiii yessssssss. spit out the facts
AYA NO. UR FATHER SAID WAIT LISTEN TO HIM PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ
JDJDJHHE AYA BABY :&:$$;$:783$
he cares so much omfg my heart me brain by fucking life is gonna explode
WAIT IT ACTUALLY CAME OUT???? AYAS ONLY LIKE 50 POUNDS THO. i think that’s a lil under 25 kg. BUT STILL HOW WAS THAT SMALL AMOUNT ENOUGH
omg yes, fukuzawa is slaying so hard rn. go girl go. get this bitch
YES. SAVE THE WORLD. LETS GO
yo it’s mr russian man. he looks wonderful as ever. how’d he get out tho…
fedya shut up. ur bc is complementing u admire how cute he is calling u “so damn awesome.” idc wat y’all say i will love nikolai till the day i die he’s so cute shdhdhdhjd
see???? adorable clown man i wanna hug him
ok present night here:
did anyone else thing this explanation was lame?? like cmon. i feel like this is a bones thing like asagiri would’ve done some rlly weird shit and then create another weirder character to make it work but it would work bc it’s bsd. y’know? idk @/ebiichan pointed a lot of plotholes out to me go check her out
ok back to live reaction past night
i’m a simp but i mean. how could i not. jus look at him. jus look. he’s my lil cutie baby
ok but fedyas face. bones what r u doing. u can draw pretty ppl ik that why won’t u let fedya have it
who’s that man?????? shakespeare????
EH?!!!??!! DAZ U PROMISED TO GET HIM GO GET HIM U BAFOON DONT LEAVE MY BOI TO ROT SIGMA PLZ COME BACK.
i jus drew u being badass cmon crome back i miss u 😢 😭😭
does kolya not call fedya dos-kun in the anime? or is it jus this one time bc he’s so surprised???
BRAM YOU’VE BEEN UN-SHISH KEBABED LES GOOOOOO
AYA U GOT A NEW FATHER
omg ranpo fainted????? wat happened??? he seems off??
ok this is rlly funny bc he didn’t even have to ask bram. like jus tell aya to ask him. he’s her father ofc he’d save the world for her
omg
OMG CHUU UR BACK I MISSED U SM!!! GUYS ITS NOT SOKOUKOVER. he’s so pretty omfg
YES CHUU MY BOI. ily my smol king so glad to have u back djdjdjejdi
ok guys look at fedya. he’s so pathetic. bones y did u make him so pathetic.
oh he said sayonara? is it rlly forever? also prettyzai bc y not
WAIT. IS HE ACTUALLY DEAD. NO FUCKING WAY RIGHT????
right present night is back for another segment:
i didn’t take a pic but fedyas last words were in latin. and they were the words that in the bible, jesus said 3 days before he got resurrected. so maybe fedyas gonna come back??? idk i’m delulu
and that concludes the end of the first segment!!! link to the next one below:
prt 2
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd fyodor#aya bsd#bram bsd#bsd sigma#bsd dazai#bsd spoilers#bsd 110#bsd season 5#bsd nikolai#dahostcallednight
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GUYS
MY GRANDPA IS A GOOD OMENS FAN
HE WAS SHOWING ME “Great Shakespeare Actors” AND WHEN DT POPPED UP HE WAS LIKE “OMGOMGOMG DAVID TENNANT HES GREAT”
AND MICHAEL SHEEN WAS THERE TOO AND HE WAS LIKE “DID YOU KNOW HE WAS IN A THING WITH DAVID TENNANT CALLED GOOD OMENS??”
I just thought y’all needed to know this
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Infinite # Rewatch of Good Omens-new realizations/notices/questions/predictions
Aziraphale tells Crowley that he told Adam and Eve not to thank him for the sword. I bet this leads, at least in part, to Crowley’s continual telling Aziraphale and others not to thank him.
Aziraphale getting sushi…anyone else getting strong Aro vibes. He be looking at that sushi and the chef too much like he smelling Bella🤪🤪 Sheenie, we love you.
I knew I saw people talking about the doctor reference to Crowley (also Doctor Who), but I never really caught it until rewatching s1e1.
After watching S2 now, I’m curious if there’s any foreshadowing in the bench scene in s1e1 when Aziraphale is talking about Heaven triumphing over Hell and how confident he is when saying it.
I didn’t notice that the Bentley changed colors. It had blue doors and black everywhere else.
Okay, I realize for character growth the whole line of “I’m an angel I can’t not do what I’m told” reasoning for Aziraphale….and I get S2 wasn’t written yet, but what about Job’s children. I want to know if they’re going to go back and make those connections in S3.
The giddiness of Aziraphale’s realization of “godfathers.” I just can’t. It’s like he’s watching Crowley create galaxies all over again.
I finally realized that the same guy who plays Shakespeare, plays Fur Fur.
Celestial Observer (apparently Heaven has a newspaper?- check the bus scene during the Crowley man-bun era)
Why and who would be calling about the Prophecies of Agnes Nutter all of a sudden??
Anathema was first hit (or in Crowley’s perspective Anathema hit) on the passenger side of the car, yet the headlight on the passenger (aka Aziraphale’s side) is still lit, but the drivers side (aka Crowley’s side) is the one(s) that happens to be out. I see what y’all did there.
I can’t tell what it is, but there’s a Puritanical film playing in the shop when Crowley meets Shadwell (present time) to employ him to investigate Tadfield for “possible” witches .
At the third rendezvous, the band stand Aziraphale: “May you be forgiven.”Crowley: “I won’t be forgiven. Not ever.”PLEASE LET THIS be foreshadowing!!! Especially in two areas. 1. I saw a theory/Hope on here the other day about Crowley meeting up with god or Jesus and they explained that Crowley wasn’t punished for asking questions, but instead they booted him from heaven because he was too good for heaven and gave an angel to adore him. Or 2. It speaks to the whole breakup scene in S2 where Aziraphale says i love forgive you.
That’s it for now. I’ll post more as I continue the infinite rewatch.
If you have insight, and can share it like I’m stupid in your response, feel free to add or comment. I’d love to hear everyone’s thoughts or additional things I didn’t catch so far.
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and we are BACK!!! let’s finish this out :)
-enobarbus is a hater but i still respect him
-josette simon is just amazing
-BRUNDISIUM!!! ECCE ROMANI REFERENCE!!! (not actually but the ecce romani kids KNOW)
-no one listens to enobarbus
-“dude i JUST got back i can’t even get five minutes before we have to fight”
-love the little boats (edit: and the fog effect)
-those just might be the shortest scenes in the entire canon
-oh this is SO COOL
-well this is going poorly
-well at least enobarbus is a good friend
-poor antony
-oh hey iras actually gets to talk
-the british pronunciation of “lieutenant” always gets me
-servants trying to do couples therapy
-antony byrne is a BEAST
-they can’t stay mad for long <3
-i’m going to be mentally unwell about this
-wait did he say her options were kicking him out or MURDERING HIM
-“what shall we do?” “think and die” MOOD
-well this is an overreaction
-they’re fighting again
-GOD you’re so insecure
-damn this is a lot
-enobarbus 🤝 philip the bastard: doing running commentary and being kind of a hater in a historical tragedy
-octavius wants to be prom queen
-it’s the FINAL COUNTDOWN *insert kazoo*
-antony is not feeling confident at all but is trying to bluff and doing it BADLY
-YAAAAAAAAAAAY COMMENTARY FROM THE ORDINARY PEOPLE
-WAIT ENOBARBUS SWITCHED SIDES???
-antony’s not mad about it, just sad :(
-enobarbus is also sad
-let’s all do the friendship circle
-WAIT DID ENOBARBUS JUST KILL HIMSELF???????????
-nooooooooooooo
-that’s a bit of an overreaction
-rip dude you were a real one
-expect you to bring your fleet but you sail away once, shame on you; expect you to bring your fleet but you sail away TWICE, shame on me for being a dumbass
-LEAVE HER ALONE
-iconic of cleopatra tho to just go “i will not stand for this” and straight up leave
-charmian took the same problem solving class as literally every friar in shakespeare
-gaslight gatekeep girlboss (complimentary)
-how many scenes can we fit into an act? (we’re on scene FOURTEEN for this act)
-the amount of suicidal ideation in this play is like an exponential growth chart
-man shakespeare gave a lot of shit to characters whose job is Message (especially if they’re french, but that is not involved here)
-poor antony
-antony pls put the sword DOWN
-okay he did
-eros is TRYING
-this is painful oh my GOD
-WAIT WHAT
-THAT WASN’T WHAT ANTONY MEANT
-i wish y’all could’ve seen my face at that moment (i audibly went “WAIT?!”)
-“YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STAB ME!!! NOT YOURSELF!!! WHAT THE FUCK EROS?!?!?!”
-but wow that is fucking HEARTBREAKING
-like. killing yourself just so you don’t have to kill someone you dearly care about even though they literally asked you to. there’s so much to unpack there
-not antony feeling like he’s just destroying everyone around him
-“But I will be a bridegroom in my death and run into ’t as to a lover’s bed.” 🤝 “If I must die, I will encounter darkness as a bride and hug it in mine arms” or however that one line that claudio has in measure for measure goes
-“WAIT I DIDN’T REALIZE SUICIDE WOULD BE SO FUCKING PAINFUL”
-everyone in this play just loves giving each other forehead and hand kisses and i love that for them
-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
-this is fine i’m fine (lying)
-“ My resolution and my hands I’ll trust, none about Caesar.” get iiiiiiiiiiit
-definitely not crying. DEFINITELY not.
-i love charmian and iras
-CLEOPATRA 💔💔💔
-“huh. i thought antony being dead would have a bigger impact.”
-poor dercetus
-“rip to my bromance”
-at least caesar sent the one guy antony approved of
-gtfo other randos
-she is going to die on HER terms
-“I DREAMT THERE WAS AN EMPEROR ANTONY” !!!
-well that made me lose it
-caesar stoooooooooop
-NOT CLEOPATRA FAKE CRYING OMG
-what a great trio of ladies
-“boy my greatness” !!!
-the wig reveal omg
-“Those that do die of it do seldom or never recover.” thank you genius
-THIS MONOLOGUE!!!
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-“Bravest at the last, she leveled at our purposes and, being royal, took her own way.” you’re damn right
-yeah i’m fine. i’m totally fine! (lying) this was PHENOMENAL! (not lying)
alright antony and cleopatra let’s get it
part ONE! (which is just until wherever the intermission break is)
-choreographed prologue??? 👀
-TECHNO PROLOGUE!!! low key this is such a vibe
-“my boss is a manwhore”
-just let them have bed wrestling fights!
-ANTONY BYRNE??? DUKE VINCENTIO ANTONY BYRNE??? yaaaaaaaaaay
-i love them both already
-seriously they are such an amazing vibe
-the way he covers his face with a pillow when she teases him for blushing omg
-they are just so utterly besotted and it’s making me so happy
-ooh boy we have another soothsayer
-this has the same energy as the carmen card trio
-wait i feel like this actor playing one of the ladies in waiting was in troilus and cressida (edit: yes! it’s amber james! aka cressida and now charmian!)
-cleopatra fully just said “i’m out i’m not talking to him right now” lol
-well that just happened (fulvia is dead!)
-somebody give antony a hug pls
-enobarbus what are you doing
-“I CAN’T DO THE HONEYMOON PHASE ANYMORE”
-she is just so. utterly. brilliant. and. so. MUCH. and i love it
-“eternity was in our lips and eyes”
-oh wait this is the scene from this play they did at [area shakespeare company’s] founder’s retirement party
-their energy is so much and i love it
-“Sir, you and I must part, but that’s not it/Sir, you and I have loved, but there’s not it…”
-soundtrack continues to pop off
-octavius: insecure about masculinity
-octavius wants to cancel antony and lepidus isn’t so sure
-YAAAAAAAY PIRATES OF PLOT CONVENIENCE! (okay maybe just plot spice but whatever)
-okay we fully just skipped a scene i guess (from the few lines i skimmed it looks like “cleopatra and her girls do edibles”)
-okay so pompey is collaborating with Pirates Of Plot Spice TM?
-“okay so how do we get the boys to start fightingggggg”
-okay we’re jumping back to cleopatra and her girls doing edibles
-love the music and love the mardian dude
-“where’s my serpent of old Nile?…now i feed myself with most delicious poison” so uh. about that.
-‘you’re not mark antony’ lolol
-not sad or merry but a secret third thing
-‘charmian that was LAST play’
-the boys are fightingggggggg
-‘i didn’t say i wouldn’t, i just didn’t do it’ mood
-“That truth should be silent I had almost forgot.” OOOOOOOOH
-oh this is definitely a great idea /s
-oh hey it’s the barge speech!
-he’s just a boy who cain’t say no!
-“Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale/Her infinite variety.”
-sleepover at agrippa’s!
-LUCY PHELPS OCTAVIA??? (so the duke and isabella did get married in an alternate universe then)
-“i will definitely, 100%, not cheat on you” yeah it’s act two i’m not putting it past you
-no one ever listens to the soothsayer
-FUCKIN CALLED IT
-“Give me some music—music, moody food/Of us that trade in love.” 🤝 “if music be the food of love, play on”
-y’know, iras is so Not Even In This Play
-she is a QUEEN
-“But sirrah, mark, we use/To say the dead are well.” ross over in scotland, about to tell macduff his family is dead: *shuffles uncomfortably*
-i love their banter
-“you did NOT just say octavia was better at banging than me”
-oh she’s straight up beating him up
-“PLEASE DON’T SHOOT THE MESSENGER”
-she is Going Through It
-pompey: *gives very emotional speech*
octavius: …take your time
lmao
-BOAT PARTY
-so enobarbus and menas are besties anyway? i thought they were on opposite sides (which obvs does not prevent bestie relationships but yeah)
-enobarbus knows what’s up
-BOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAT PAAAAAAAARTY
-yeah lepidus words are hard
-menas has a Plan
-octavius: buddy i am Not Getting Drunk Tonight
-PLAY THIS IN THE CLUB
-Many Complicated Emotions Between These Two,
-antony, fully intending to ditch octavia at first opportunity: well this is awkward
-messenger: i can’t fucking believe i still have to work this customer service job even after getting beat up
-scoping out the competition
-uh oh. there are Political Problems
-GO OFF OCTAVIA (also this is just like blanche in king john)
-“The Jove of power make me, most weak, most weak, your reconciler. Wars ’twixt you twain would be As if the world should cleave, and that slain men should solder up the rift.”
-oh octavius is Big Mad
-“YOUR HUSBAND IS CHEATING ON YOU OCTAVIA” “NO I JUST WANT YOU GUYS TO STOP FUCKING FIGHTING”
-ooh did octavia just take her ring off 👀
and that’s intermission! this is GREAT and i would continue watching but it is also late and i am tired so…rest tomorrow!
#loved this!!!#seriously why didn’t y’all tell me this was such a banger#antony and cleopatra#completing the canon#shakespeare#william shakespeare#theatre#theater#plays
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hi!! saw your requests were open, can i ask hcs for todoroki, hawks, bakugou and tamaki with a touchy drama queen fem!reader who they have a crush on? (separate)
— touchy-feely | bnha crush headcanons.
⇝ pairing(s): katsuki bakugou, shoto todorki, tamaki amajiki, keigo takami x fem!reader
⇝ rating: suitable for all.
⇝ genre: fluff.
⇝ warning(s): please read ! loads of fluff ?? and some cursing.
⇝ author’s note(s): thank you so much for this request lovely! it was actually my first so i hope i was able to do it justice for you ( sorry they’re kinda long) !! also thank you for 300+ followers :( i adore you so much <3
⇝ masterlist | requests
ok so, we all know that baku despite his bark bark grrrr aggressive nature is really just a sucker for cuddles and shit.
he loves that he lives for it!!
probably cos he never really got many hugs in his childhood ?? idk
so naturally with him having a crush on you all he really wants is for your attention to be on him
All The Time.
again going back to baby bakugou he probably has some kinda thing for praise an attention because everyone praised his quirk when he was younger.
but since he’s stubborn he’ll try to reject your touch most of the time and act like he doesn’t enjoy it when in reality he does.
he tries to hide the angry pink on his cheeks when you ruffle his hair in front of class or when you squeeze his booty on the walk back to dorms.
it’s your daily routine to wake him up with a pick up line during breakfast, some of your classmates think it’s over the top but you like how boom boom boy blushes.
katsuki’s favourite is when you lean your head on his shoulder during class movie night 🥺
he pretends that your hands aren’t intertwined under the blankets too
bakugou enjoys these moments the most it’s like you’re both calm around one another ??
kirishima and kaminari always tease him about it which makes bakugou wanna push you away.
A MISTAKE !!!
being the drama queen that you are you’d probably turn on the fake tears, get those water works RUNNING to the point where poor katsuki is all flustered and doesn’t know what to do.
“QUIT YOUR CRYING YOU FUCKIN DUMBASS”
“DO YOU NOT LIKE CUDDLING WITH ME KATSUKI?? IS THAT IT??”
poor bby just wants reach out and Hold you.
also wants you to shut the fuck up.
will probably grab your hand and yank you into his room for a cuddle session. “stop your crying, shitty girl. it’s giving me a damn headache.”
overall bakugou would probably be very flustered by your random dramatic personality but would get used to your displays of affection over time.
he doesn’t really think much of how dramatic you are.
at least you don’t yell at him like bakugou does.
todo is probably more worried about you than anything ?? because you go from 0-100 in a matter of minutes and that confuses him.
he’s also confused by the butterflies in his liddol tummy when you squish his cheeks and call him a pretty boy before anyone’s settled in for class.
like ??? why do you insist on pointing that out EVERY DAY
:( please tell him he’s pretty bc he doesn’t think it’s true
it doesn’t show but every time you wrap your arms around him to give an overly dramatic detailed account of how beautiful and talented shoto todoroki is he literally short circuits inside his brain
WHY DO YOU KEEP PRAISING HIM!!!
pls don’t stop bc poor baby missed out on all these good feelings.
maybe one of the main reasons you do it :(
todoroki starts attempting to ?? get touchy with you back ??
he knows that he’s fond of you but probably has never experienced a crush before so he doesn’t know if he should return these gestures.
you make it a daily habit to kiss shoto on the cheek and tell him how dashingly handsome he looks while reciting some kinda shakespeare poetry
he decides to ask natsuou what’s going on
Bad Bad Idea
big bro todoroki is like “this girl?? she’s in love With You?? you gotta confess to her right back!!!”
shoto: what is love?
so the next day in class you’re heading straight for the dual haired boy and he is Ready He Has a Plan
before you even reach him he’s grabbing your cheeks and pressing a KISS right on your lips.
“i think you’re very pretty too, miss ln.”
?:&/@-@/9&:
the whole class Freezes ??
and you being the drama queen that you are COLLAPSE in front of everyone because THE shoto todoroki just kissed you.
bby doesn’t even know what he did 🥺
probably ends with you two confessing to one another in recovery girls office.
you make a mental note to thank natsu later.
FJDJDJD here comes the big DUMB bird brain.
we all know that keigo is literally the biggest drama queen out there. he’s a pretty bird and he basks in attention no matter who it’s coming from.
you’d be similarly matched in personality so maybe that’s why he started to fall for you so hard and so fast.
i think you’d both be very touchy with one another, as part of your friendship.
whether that helping the bird with his eyeliner, touching at his stubbled chin to keep his face still or him pretending to peck at you by nibbling on your cheeks and shoulders.
you even squawk back at him!!!
keigo is very touch starved so i think he’d just like always having your hands on him and vice versa
sometimes he’ll do stuff to make you overreact like steal food from your plate when you guys have take out together
or bump into you on patrol
you’ll do either one of two things;
A) scream at him through laughter obnoxiously loud
B) ruffle his feathers a bit and play with his big boy wings.
usually it’s both
“stop laughing at me >:(“
you literally burst into fits of giggles when keigos wings puff up because of how flustered he IS
and of course for that dramatic flare you add some tears of joy.
kei loves how tight you hold him when he takes you for a fly even if you’re spouting a bunch of nonsense about how he’s gonna drop you and how you’re going to die.
probably drops you on purpose to see how you’d react.
when you land he laughs at how you kiss the ground and hug it mumbling something about how “i thought i’d never see you again,”
kei has to hold your hand while you get used to being on solid ground again.
adores the weight of your palm in his.
out of all the boys i think keigo would be the least shocked by your personality and your affections
it all kinda feels normal to him and that’s why he has a major crush on you.
BOY!!!
okay so this little bean has probably had a crush on you for like his whole life idk maybe you were childhood friends.
but then y’all met mirio and he thought that he’d never stand a chance.
pls your hints would go SO SO over his head.
you are Loud so very loud which contrasts with tama’s quiet and shy personality. so in his mind itd make sense for you to fall for mirio instead of him.
so he pushes his feelings for you deeep deep down.
you’re a naturally affectionate person, maybe a little overly affectionate but that just comes with your extremely over the top personality.
but around tamaki, it’s like your affinity for touching people increases by a tenfold.
you’re always clinging into him :(( despite the red tips to his elvin ears and you always smother his face with little kisses whenever you greet him.
of course tamaki loves your attention, no matter how shy it makes him— you’ve always got your hands on him and that makes him feel better.
it makes him feel like he has a chance with you.
the way you bounce up to him every day with a huge smile on your face just makes him Fall For You.
but tama struggles to see the good in himself and always compares the way you act around him to mirio.
baby over thinks :(
one day he’s hanging out with mirio and the blonde kinda goes “when are you gonna ask out yn?”
???? CONFUSED LITTLE ELF BOY
“she likes you, didn’t you know that?”
starts to return your affections a bit more n loves how excited you are when he holds your hand back !!
“EVERYONE TAMAKI AMAJIKI IS HOLDING MY HAND I REPEAT HES HOLDING MY HAND!!”
your feelings for one another go unspoken but he feels better now that he knows you like him and him only.
#tteokdoroki#bnha x reader#bnha x you#bnha headcanons#bnha fluff#bnha imagines#mha x reader#mha x you#mha headcanons#mha imagines#mha fluff#bakugou x you#bakugou x reader#bakugou fluff#bakugou smut#bakugou headcanons#todoroki x reader#todoroki x you#todoroki smut#todoroki fluff#todoroki headcanons#hawks x you#hawks x reader#hawks smut#hawks headcanons#tamaki amajiki x you#tamaki amajiki x reader#tamaki amajiki fluff#tamaki amajiki headcanons#tamaki amajiki smut
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zukka fics that live in my head rent free!
1. what did you bury before those hands pulled me from the earth (what were you digging) by draco_sollicitus status: complete (18k words) rating: mature pairing(s): sokka/zuko summary: Sokka is immortal; it's been tested, he knows that he can't die. He's immortal, but he's not quite a god like his sister, Katara. He's immortal, but he's not quite powerful like his friends Aang and Toph. He's just sort of Sokka: good at fixing things, good at playing pranks, good at helping people. When a bet against Toph goes horribly wrong, and an attempt to save him goes even worse, Sokka finds himself the unwilling guest of the Lord of the Underworld. And, strangely enough, every story Sokka's heard about Lord Zuko seems to be ... completely wrong. (Also, he's really handsome. Why does he have to be handsome?)
mythology nerds come get y’all juice. a very good fic. 10/10
2. Where I Want to Be by through-the-stars-to-the-pavement status: WIP (83k words) rating: explicit pairing(s): sokka/zuko summary: "'The fog was where I wanted to be.'" Everything is different. The pitch of his voice, his posture. The auditorium goes silent. No one can take their eyes off of him.… He's amazing. Zuko had to perfect the art of acting as a child to survive the horrors of his homelife. When he got older, it was only natural to take his talent to the stage for entertainment and escape. Enter Sokka, a craftsman and set designer with a giant heart who is haunted by plenty of ghosts of his own. A tale of trauma, disability, family, creativity, and love.
this is one of my all time favorite fics. it’s seriously so good and i think about it often
3. Teaching a Heart by @i-write-shakespeare-not-disney status: WIP (114k words) rating: teen and up pairing(s): sokka/zuko summary: Sokka is asked to go to the Fire Nation to teach the crown prince how to sword fight. When he arrives, he's surprised to learn he has to pose as a companion before he can teach the stubborn prince because he rejects every teacher. Far from home and among new customs, Sokka struggles to gain the prince's trust and friendship despite the uncertainties of the customs and dynamics he sees. As he slowly finds answers to his questions, his bond with the prince grows until it becomes something far more ardent than friendship. Doomed as it may be with the prince's approaching wedding ceremony and coronation, Sokka and Zuko find themselves consumed by what they find in each other.
i have no words, i just love this fic and it makes me weep.
4. The Road Between Action and Inaction by @donvex status: complete (17k words) rating: teen and up pairing(s): sokka/zuko summary: Sokka does a shitty k turn in the parking lot across from the bus station, pulls up to the curb where the boy is looking determinedly at his phone, and rolls down the passenger window. “Hey! Which way were you going?” He may die, but at least his conscience will be clear. The guy blinks at him. “Don’t.” Oh, he’s prickly. Or: the hitchhiker au, featuring Sokka and Zuko falling in love without even realizing it.
a classic. roadtrip fics own my ass.
5. purrfect for eachother by lesmiserablol status: complete (3k words) rating: general audiences pairing(s): sokka/zuko summary: “Let me teach you how to be a cat person,” Zuko says. “Learning from the master himself,” Sokka grins. “Alright, this can’t be too hard. Show me what you got.” (because sometimes, it takes going to a cat café four times to realize you're in love with your best friend)
this whole series is adorable, reading it is self care
6. Ashes Inside When You Finish Your Song by @muncaster status: complete (47k words) rating: teen and up pairing(s): sokka/zuko, aang/katara, mai/ty lee summary: Sokka writes lyrics for his sister’s band. Zuko plays piano and is unnecessarily nice. Fellas, is it gay to write love songs about your friend and his golden eyes? (AKA, a modern band AU featuring The Gaang, crappy software equipment, homoerotic lyrics, and the realization that maybe, if you think about a guy every night before you sleep, you just might be in love with him.)
i think this is the longest one-shot i’ve ever read and it’s so worth it
7. a study in matchmaking by @verdanthoney status: complete (12k words) rating: general audiences pairing(s): sokka/zuko, aang/katara, bato/hakoda summary: Zuko and Sokka try to play matchmaker, but things don't go exactly as planned.
this fic makes me want to scream, in the best way. it’s so cute
8. A Predictable Story by mindbending status: complete (7k words) rating: general audiences pairing(s): sokka/zuko summary: "On this night, you shall share a kiss with a great love of your life!” That lying, scummy Aunt Wu predicts a grand romance for Sokka. To disprove her "fortunetelling" once and for all, Sokka decides to spend the night with least romantic person he knows. Zuko.
again, i have no words. this fic is cute as hell
9. that’s murder, buddy by @bisexual-atla status: WIP (14k words) rating: teen and up pairing(s): sokka/zuko summary: Throughout the streets, on quiet nights, it was rumored the screams of those missing could be heard. Some say the sounds were coming from underground. Where were the young girls? And what was happening to them? Was an evil spirit haunting Gaoling, or something more human? More sinister? My name is Zuko, and you’re tuning into another episode of ‘That’s Murder, Buddy’. Or: Sokka has no idea that his crush is the host of his favorite podcast. (But everyone else knows.)
i love the entire concept of this one, we love oblivious sokka
10. We’ll play hide and seek (to turn this around) by @crosspin status: complete (5k words) rating: general audiences pairing(s): sokka/zuko, bato/hakoda summary: Sokka gave him a sheepish smile. “It’s…well, you see, there’s this boy…” Hakoda sighed and set down the sports section. This was going to take a while. “He works at Barnes & Noble. At the big information desk in the middle. Every Saturday. And I really want to ask him for his number, but it’s super awkward because there’s always this other guy working the information desk at the same time. He’s old, like you. But I have a plan." Sokka’s eyes lit up deviously. “You come with me to Barnes & Noble today when they’re working and distract the old man. And while you have him distracted, I’ll swoop in and get the goods!” Sokka has a plan to ask out the cute boy at the bookstore. Hakoda is a begrudging participant until he meets the boy's beautiful older coworker.
this fic!! this fic! adorable, incredible, magnificent
11. feels like we only go backwards by @oldpotatoe status: WIP (88k words) rating: teen and up pairing(s): sokka/zuko summary: [Time passes oddly. Between one second and the next, Sokka has the Fire Lord pinned to the wall with his hands around the bastard’s throat. Golden eyes (one gold eye, his mind whispers) widen in shock. “Sokka?” he chokes out. And then he smiles. What the fuck? “Sokka, I—” Sokka slams his head against the wall, once, twice, and the smile wipes off his face. Good. “What,” Sokka bites out, “have you done to my sister?”] Or: An injury leaves Sokka with amnesia. His last memory is of the failed invasion, of leaving his father behind in enemy territory on the Day of Black Sun. Of hopelessness. Rage. But then he wakes up, and the war is over. Suddenly, he must come to terms with the fact that years have passed, and that he's somehow the Southern Water Tribe Ambassador to the Fire Nation. He is also supposedly friends with banished-Prince-turned-Fire-Lord Zuko, of all people. Close friends. Yeah, nah.
if you’ve been following me for a while you know this fic fucks me up beyond belief
12. breakable heaven by @fruitysokka status: WIP (43k words) rating: teen and up pairing(s): sokka/zuko summary: With his twenty-first birthday looming just around the corner, the Southern Water Tribe Elders have decided that Sokka, next in line to be Chief, needs to get married. Sokka does not want that, but he does need to get them off his back until he can figure his way out of it. What better way to do that than to pretend to date his best friend (and newly minted Ambassador to the Southern Water Tribe) Zuko? Seriously, this is a foolproof plan. Maybe one of Sokka's best. Absolutely nothing can go wrong.
this just in: sokka and zuko being oblivious makes me want to yell
this turned out a bit longer than i expected but it also doesn’t even cover all my favorites. i had to stop somewhere, or i’d be here forever. maybe i’ll make a part two someday.
anyway, enjoy!
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Since I am sooooooooo nice☺. I have a snippet I’m going to share with you guys.
This is for a slightly new series titled: Star Crossed: #HFT. I won’t say who it’s for though. Let me see if you guys can guess who.
Let me know what you guys think. You know I love to hear from y’all!
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He went right back to puffing from his Hookah as if he hadn’t dropped two very important facts. One, he noticed you as soon as you walked in and two, he found your scent distracting. Those were very good signs.
“Uh—pleasure, strictly pleasure,” you replied.
His head snapped to you, and you glanced at him with a coy smirk.
“I came for a bit of business, but it’s really been only for pleasure. This is my last stop and tonight was supposed to be the cumulation of that fun. Sort of like my last hoorah.”
“Ah, a wanderer?”
You leaned back and sighed. “I have been known to wander a bit but not all those who wander are lost.”
The smirk on his lips disappeared and his head cocked to the side.
“Tolkien.”
You smiled and nodded, “A favorite quote.”
He didn’t speak for a few moments, instead he just stared at you, locking your eyes. The look that flashed across his face made you curious. He looked like he’d just discovered something rare, seen something he couldn’t understand or explain. As soon as the look came, it went, replaced by one of awe.
“Gorgeous chaos”, he mumbled in a hypnotized daze.
“What?”
“She’s a mess of gorgeous chaos and you can see it in her eyes.”
The way he said it made your heart race so fast you could have sworn it was audible over the instruments in the club. He looked as though he were looking through you, either right to your soul or to every little atom that made up your aura and all the stars of your being. In all your years, you’d never been looked at like this. He looked at me like the reflection of the universe and all of the galaxies could be seen through my orbs, like he was so transfixed that if he dared look away the world itself would crumble around us casting us into oblivion, like dreams were made of this one moment and his dreams were all about me. Every woman wished someone would look at them like this and right now you didn’t want this moment to end.
“Let not light see my black and deep desires,” he added.
Fuck, you thought. You felt like he’d just casted a spell on you that pinned you right where you were. You watched his hand lift and move toward your face but before he touched your cheek his hand froze. Shaking his head, he dropped his hand while clearing his throat.
“God, I’m very sorry. I don’t know what—what came over me,”
He shook his head then took a long pull from his tube while keeping his eyes forward. You cleared your throat and took another pull of your hash. “It’s okay. No harm no foul. Let’s just consider the effects of Charles Bukowski and Shakespear. A two-hit quitter.”
“You know those quotes?”
Blowing out the smoke, you nodded, “Yep. Charles Bukowski and Shakespear, Mcbeth.”
He looked impressed.
“Wow, many would get Shakespear because he’s a classic but not Charles Bukowski.”
“You shrugged. “What can I say, I’m a total literature snob.”
“All literature or just American?”
“All. The thoughts and writing practices around the world have always fascinated me. Did you know in some parts of the world the style often reflects societal beliefs of love?”
You could feel yourself running to the edge and prepared to jump off it though you remembered the looks most of your exes and flings gave you whenever you went off on a tangent about literature and love. It didn’t stop you.
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So, what do y’all think?
Who do you think this is for?🤔🤐
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Leorio, Hisoka, Illumi, and Chrollo Head Canons #2
What’s up y’all! Thank you so much to the people who have given me feedback about what posts you all would like to see! This post will be about the “Adult Trio” and Leorio about how they would help their significant other with a subject in college. This one is a good suggestion! I’m going to incorporate fluff in this, as I am a sucker for fluff. I hope you all enjoy this! I most certainly do. This post is about 2687 words but don't worry, it's worth the read! These head canons came from my mind its a coincidence that some of these pictures match the thoughts. Portentous (old English) means wonderful or marvelous (in modern English) FYI: I am thinking about creating a discord server for both Voltron and Hunter x Hunter fans. I don’t know how to use the fancy perks of discord yet, so if you know how to and can help me out, send me a message! Alright, let’s get to it! Obviously these images are from Pinterest.
Discord Server for Voltron and HxH fans!
Leorio
“Mr. Leorio”, as we all know, is a sharp guy. He dresses in a suit, carries a suitcase, and wants to be a doctor. This man knows everything about academics, especially math and science. He will need to know these subjects to be a successful medical doctor.
Leorio received an A- in Calculus II and a B+ in Organic Chemistry. He was the only one that passed with flying colors while everyone else barely made it. He didn’t gloat in their faces but as soon as he got into the hallway he jumped for joy.
He was extremely happy about his progress and counted the days until graduation even though that was in 5 years. Wow! Don’t we love graduate school?!
He deserved the high grades because he spent countless nights studying missing parties, football games, and being with you just to make sure he was on the right track to graduating on time.
As we all know, Leorio wanted to pursue this career because he witnessed his best friend dying in front of him powerless to save him. The care for his friend would have been too expensive. Obtaining his degree was in honor of his friend; he’d save countless children, women, and men who’d all thank him for his hard work.
Leorio didn’t socialize much, but he did find himself hanging around a group of classmates that were a part of a co-ed fraternity that provided information on scholarship money for graduate school and job opportunities. This is where he met you. You didn’t want to be a doctor but instead wanted to be a computer scientist and decided to volunteer for this fraternity job fair.
As he rejoiced, his smile faded when he saw you walking down the hallway; tears falling from your face not caring who stared at you. He quickly walked up to you, put his arm around your back, and gave you a soft hug.
“What’s the matter,” he asks.
You were failing Calculus, a class you’ve been taking since the 12th grade but for some reason, you couldn’t pass it. Everyone else had A’s and B’s, while you had a D. D’s aren't accaetable in college; most make you retake the class.
“Don’t worry. I’ve just passed my midterm. I can help you study. You’ll pass; trust me.”
Later on that evening, he kept his promise but gave it a unique twist. He kept the lights off and lit 4 Yankee-sized candles in the room that smelled like Lavender. In the background, he had piano jazz playing on his speaker. You felt confused for a moment. You and Leorio weren’t necessarily dating but you both flirted with each other here and there. He wasn’t a social butterfly, but he felt comfortable talking to you.
“Um...what’s the music for?”
“It helps me concentrate. Believe it or not, it helps my brain flow. You like it don’t you?”
“No, actually I don’t.” Truth be told you loved it but you wanted to pull his strings a little. He looked up with a confused look.
“Ok. I’ll turn it off.”
“I'm kidding! It’s great!”
Whenever he cannot solve a Calculus question, he reviews similar problems from Algebra II. He applies this knowledge to your problem.
“Perform the indicated function evaluations for f(x)=3−5x−2x^2 . I’ll solve the first part for an example: f(6+t) simply means you will exchange “x” for 6+t. It will look like f(6+t)=3-5(6+t)-2(6+t)^2=-49 . You’d distribute -5 and -2 to the numbers inside of the brackets in which they are next to.”
Wow, that was easy! Wait, not he must think you’re stupid.
“You must think I’m stupid, don’t you?”
“Of course not! It took me a while to understand it too. You’ll apply the same knowledge for the rest.”
After what seemed like 4 hours (which was 2), you finally finished your homework! It was probably wrong but at least you made it past the 1st question! As you blew out the candles and turned on your LED lights instead, you see Leorio sleeping on your couch. Something about his soft face made you smile and place your hand over your heart.
“My little doctor,” you whispered to yourself.
“Well, come give this doctor some company then. I’m freezing over here!”
The throw blanket was large enough for you both. Snuggling on the couch was a great end to a stressful day.
Chrollo
To everyone else Chrollo was “Boss” or “Boss Man” but to you, he was Chrollo. Big C was known for his love for poetry and language.
He read poetry any chance he had at lunch and even dinner. It had gotten so bad that you had to tell him for the millionth time “No books at the table!”
Given his past, he always read at least 2 hours a day or one book a week. Reading is what got him through the day.
He was staying in your dorm for the day to relax because he had taken and passed his midterms to. The young thief thought about hiding in the closet but he didn’t because he sensed that you’d be tense because of midterms.
As you walked through the door, you looked angry, so angry that you could punch a wall. He immediately rose to his feet, threw his arms straight out in front of him, and motioned for you to stop. You just stared at him blankly.
“Come here,” he said like you, on cue, melted in his arms. He was warm and the deepness of his cooing voice vibrated against your neck. “What’s the problem?”
“I’m failing this stupid Shakespeare class!”
“Really?”
“Yes and if I don’t pass this midterm I’m going to fail the class for the 3rd time. I want to drop out! Who needs this scam anyway?!”
Chrollo held you a bit longer until you were ready to sit down and get to business. You pulled out your college’s book about Shakespeare plays and how he used Old English. Chrollo was the perfect man for the job! He’s read Macbeth and Romeo and Juliet several times!
Chrollo read a few stanzas and explained them. He then had you read some on your own and explain them...still you can’t.
He notices the problem immediately. He catches you snuggling comfortably against his toned arm, nearly falling asleep.
Chrollo laid at the very corner of the couch as you lay horizontally placing your head against his chest. You were comfortable but you weren’t able to focus. He notices this and slightly demands that you go sit at the table. When it came to academics, he was serious.
For as long as he had been reading, he has an arsenal of vocabulary words ready to be of use. He created flashcards for you and had you flip them over for nearly an hour. You start to memorize the words!
But you’re not done yet.
“Say the word ‘portentous’.”
“Por-ten-trious…?”
“No. Por-ten-tas.”
“Tias…?”
He moved his chair next to you, just an inch away from your face. He cups your mouth and moves it as he speaks again. This wasn’t a hard clutch, it was soft and he wasn’t irritated but he could sense that you were becoming irritated.
“Por-ten-tas,” he said again.
Instead of letting your cheeks go, his eyes diverted to your lips. They were moist and plump, ready to be met by his.
“Your lips are gorgeous. Kisseth me quite quaint.”
Oh no. Look at the monster you’ve created.
Chrollo created a reward system. Whenever he did things right as a child, he was rewarded with money and jewels. For every word you pronounced and defined correctly, he kissed you once. For each word you got correct in a row, he’d kiss you twice.
Soon enough he had kissed you so much that you couldn’t see straight!
The kisses worked because you passed your midterm! Each kiss placed a stain in your brain that made you remember the definition and how to pronounce it.
You and Chrollo celebrated by drinking champagne and listened to him read Sonnet 23 and 57.
Hisoka
As unusual as it seems, Hisoka is gifted when it comes to Chemistry specifically. That is why you two work well together...there is some chemistry going on between you two.
His hair down and his glasses were his alter ego, it was something that made him act completely different than what you were used to.
When you all were freshmen, he would skip class, attend parties, and would be hungover almost every week but once he was called into the Dean’s office, he changed.
You slightly missed that edgy side of him, but you enjoyed having a serious beau.
Hisoka is a social butterfly and is the life of the conversation and you loved him for it but sometimes it was awkward.
While he was chatting away about Calcium (Ca) and Iron (Fe), you stood there nodding like an idiot. You had NO IDEA about what he was talking about and that is why you were going to drop your chemistry class.
“I saw an imbecile put aluminum foil in the microwave and it burst into flames. How did they not know that Microwaves are the radio waves falling under frequency around 2500 megahertz? Any metallic object detected by radio waves inside the microwave acts as a reflector of radio waves.”
You shove his arm hard. He was acting arrogant in front of his friends. You were used to this but it got on your nerves. You made mistakes, everyone does!...even those that almost burn down the entire dorm room.
You two leave the party and head to his dorm room. Once you were settled, you released a can of anger and threw it all over your boyfriend.
“Hisoka? You just humiliated me.”
“Oh? No one knows that I was talking about you, my dear.”
“Don’t ‘my dear’ me! I asked for your help and you’re ignoring me. I don’t appreciate that. I didn’t ignore you when you sprained your ankle, did I?”
“No, you didn’t, dear. I supposed I have a few hours to kill. What do you need help with?”
Hisoka’s way of studying was much different from other students. He exercises like crazy before he opens his textbook.
He listens to EDM instrumentals while on the treadmill and when he lifts weights. You weren’t standing there like a trophy, he made you lift too.
“Being healthy will help your brain flow more easily. Lift this dumbbell as heavy as you can.”
He ran a mile on the track upstairs. Sweat dripped from his face like he had been standing outside in the rain.
By the time you returned to his dorm, you were beyond tired. You laid your head on his pillow but just as you closed your eyes, he pulled you up on your feet.”
“Not on my watch,” he tutted. “It’s chemistry time.”
You were having trouble memorizing Chemical Formulas and this by far was the most difficult concept you had come across.
To make you stay awake, he turned on a bright LED light and faced it towards the table. The bright light nearly made your head fall off from the pain it reflected in your eyes.
Hisoka grabbed his book and began to write down the major chemicals on the periodic table and their charges.
“Pay attention to the following abbreviations and charges: Calcium is Ca, Chloride is Cl+2, Carbide is C+2, and Carbon Dioxide is CO+2. Read these over and I’ll test you again.”
He did just that but you still weren’t understanding. You were ready to give up.
Stupid scam. Why do I need a piece of paper to determine what I can do? You thought to yourself. Well, it’s obvious. If you can’t do the work now, what makes you think you can do it at a job? Harsh, I know.
“Let me try this,” He said. He carried you to his bedroom and gently placed you on it. He took off his shirt and removed his glasses. “Aluminum has a charge of +3 and Oxygen has -2. If there were three of me and two of my clones disappeared, how many of me are left?”
“Just you, right? One”
“Correct! Excellent.”
Wow, everything started making sense once he took his shirt off.
From then, he just inserted himself into the equation and then it started to make sense! He apologized for running his mouth earlier and promised to keep any more secrets between you two. The night ended with you sleeping in his bed wrapped in a cotton blanket just cuddling and that was it. And bam! You slept as sound.
Illumi
Dating the “hot” quiet history buff was a flex of its own. Sure Illumi didn’t talk to anyone besides you, but it didn’t matter. People swooned if he looked in their direction.
History was a popular major during your era. People were not like their grandparents; they wanted to learn about other cultures besides their own. Illumi’s specialty was in world history and civilizations. The class was very interesting to you but there was so much information, you could barely process it.
Illumi often wrote his essays in one day proofread and all! He often charged people to look their essays over.
One time he made $500 in one year!
Glancing at your transcripts, he notices that you have a C- and offers to help.
“Why are you looking through my stuff?”
Hey, he’s your boyfriend! But still, he should ask.
“Sorry. It was up on the screen,” he said, throwing his hands in the air.
You began to blush in embarrassment. The hottest smartest man in the building now knew that you were failing one of the easiest classes on campus.
Placing his thumb under your chin, he lifted your head to meet his gaze. “There’s nothing to be embarrassed about. I can help you.”
“How? I am so behind! I zoned out after chapter 2!”
“We’ll watch a movie.”
“Oh, God! Not one from PBS is it?!”
“Yes. How else are you supposed to learn?”
He turns on the movie and allows you to lay your head on his shoulder but not too much. He is aware of your tricks and he wants you to pay attention.
Every 15 minutes, he pauses the movie and asks you checkpoint questions. If you got them wrong, you had to stand up with your underclothes on (t-shirt and shorts) in the cool room for 10 minutes. If you got the questions right, he allows you to lay more comfortably. You were already in your underclothes but you were under the blanket.
He made you write down key definitions and the embarrassment of each section.
After the movie, he blindfolds you and reads out a term. Surprisingly, you got them all correct!
As a reward for your past midterm, he takes you to dinner at a restaurant where he slips a promise ring on your finger containing your birthstone.
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Reverse! Wirt Headcanons:
So I’ve seen like one post about Reverse! Wirt and reverse Pinescone and how he’s a tall, messy crackhead theatre kid
And I would like to add my own
(I may have done this before and accidentally deleted the post idk I thought I did this once but I couldn’t find the post so if I did do this before someone tell me)
I’m also gonna do one for Fight! Wirt
Because if there’s a Rev! Wirt, there’s one for Fight Falls
His poetry is good, but not the slow, romantic gentle kind normal Wirt likes. His is more sensual, visual the kind to start a hook up. Like you better watch out for poetry man or before you know it you’ll be in his bed
He regularly reads and quotes Shakespeare and no Romeo and Juliet isn’t his favorite (it’s his second favorite)
His favorite is A Midsummer Night’s Dream because crazy witch and fairy shit just happens in it and he loves it.
He has a habit of running his fingers through his hair when he’s nervous and usually doesn’t do this in front of people which is why his hair is constantly messy
He constantly flirts with Mason but it either fails to land everytime or he just flats out ignores it
He likes to dramatically spread himself on those long velvet chairs when he’s upset
He definitely spoils himself during Mason’s parties and uses the “I-know-the-rich-guy” advantages to their full extent
He (this is going with a Will Cipher Headcanon I mentioned sometime ago) definitely knows Will is a masochist and Mason has no clue and just finds it really fucking funny and regularly congratulates Will
He likes gossiping with Rev! Mabel a lot.
Abstract art. Museums, making his own, he likes it. It’s chaotic, colorful, and random. Perfect.
Whereas Wirt is naturally more romantic and sexually awkward, it’s the total opposite. He can get laid whenever he wants with whoever he wants, but the moment he gets romantically close to someone he panics.
He’s an expert on tropes and cliches, and can quote any vine from memory. Anyone who has had a good 10 minute conversation with him where he’s not flirting with you can vouch, he is a fucking meme dispenser.
Mason and Will always fret over his messiness and he knows he’s messy and half of it is just because he knows it ticks them all off and he enjoys every second of it
He and Bill would be best friends though—gay wingmen. They would regularly complain and whine about their Dippers if they met.
Never give him those long stripes of streamers. Don’t even think about duct tape. You don’t want to know the damage he can do with glue involved.
He and Regular Mabel would also be best friends.
He enjoys the sweetest and coldest tea ever! He will physically cringe at the smell of coffee get that shit away from him.
He’s very flexible. Very flexible. And yeah, good for in bed but what he does to stretch is the TRUE HORROR.
Y’know silk dancing? Where people wrap themselves on a long strand of silk really high in the air? It’s like pole dancing but with silk. I don’t know if it’s supposed to be erotic like pole dancing, but I just think it’s pretty cool and elegant, so yeah. He can do that.
You also know acrobats and all those stunts Zendaya pulls of during that song Rewirte the Stars from the Greatest Showman (which I think is a great movie, great music) with all the ropes and the hoop and stuff? He also can do that.
Someone do an animatic of him and Reverse Dipper with that song. I would, but as I mentioned several times before, I can’t draw worth shit.
You know those white silk shirts with low v-necks and very loose and float long sleeves? He’s almost never seen without one. His addiction had become an urban myth. No one can figure out if he has several of the same shirt or constantly washes that one, not even Will the demon. No one knows and no will ever know.
One that ominous note, y’all reblog this with your own headcanons
SPREAD THE CHAOS THAT IS REVERSE WIRT!!!
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Out of My League [Part 3]
Pairing: Spencer Reid x Single mom!Reader
Word count: ~4.5k
Summary: Nothing brings two friends together like a bit of grief with a side of daddy issues. (Mixed POV, includes flashbacks)
Warning(s): As the summary states, angst, grief and daddy issues, mentions of kidnapping, mentions of cancer, a few swear words, i think that’s it??? i use the word “smile” like 138407894 times i’m so sorry i hate noticing my crutch words
Author’s Note: I am SO sorry how long this took I honestly have no excuse, this chapter isn’t even that great but this is only two thirds of what I actually intended this part to be so GUESS WHAT I SPLIT IT UP!!!! the next part shouldn’t take too long (I say that but watch it’s gonna take like another year) and it’s gonna be super fluffy so DON’T Y’ALL WORRY IT’S GONNA BE FLUFF CENTRAL FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF CHAPTERS
[Previous Part] [Series Masterlist]
WASHINGTON D.C., 2007
(Reader POV)
You had only been to D.C. a few times before to visit your dad, normally under happier circumstances, such as him getting sworn in for another term, but this time was not the case. You got the phone call from your mother the evening before when you quickly packed yours and Jamie’s bags for the flight that left later that night. The few hours you had spent in D.C. already felt like long days. You were physically and emotionally exhausted. Jamie had never been on a plane before and was grappling with the effects of jet lag.
You needed a bit of a pick-me-up yourself, so you ran over to a coffee shop for a bit of a change of scenery. It was about eight o'clock in the morning when you heard your name being called, but not by the barista making your drinks, but by a familiar voice that you had only heard over the phone for a couple of months since his last visit home. You turned around to face the source and locked eyes with Spencer.
“Hey!” You smiled, trying your best to not look like you had just had the longest 24 hours of your life.
“What are you doing here? Why didn’t you say you were gonna be in town?”
“I didn’t know I was gonna be in town until last night!” Spencer could see right through you. He pursed his lips, not asking what was wrong yet, but still opting to check-in and make sure you’re okay.
“How are you feeling? Jet lagged?”
“Some profiler.” Your chuckle came out more annoyed than you would have liked it to.
“What’s up?”
“Nothing, just getting some coffee--”
“No, like, are you okay?” He knew something was wrong, he wasn’t stupid, quite the opposite, by a long shot.
“I’m fine, Spence,” you lied through your teeth.
“Then who isn’t?” Panic and worry flashed across his face, “Is Jamie okay?
“Yes! He’s fine!” You couldn’t help but smile at the relief Spencer displayed that your son was safe and well, his hand coming up to rest over his heart. You hesitated for a second before giving in and telling him why you seemed so off, “My dad’s sick in the hospital.”
“Oh! Do they know what’s wrong with him?”
“Yep. Stage 4 lung cancer.” Your dad had been a smoker for most of your life. He tried to quit after Jamie was born, but the damage had already been done.
Spencer looked genuinely heartbroken as he chewed on the inside of his cheek, trying to think of what to say next “Do you know how much time he has?”
“Couple of weeks if we’re lucky.”
His eyebrow furrowed and his golden eyes softened to an impossible degree, “I’m sorry.”
“Don’t be. This wasn’t sudden, we’ve been expecting it, but when the doctor says eight to twelve months, and you get through month eight, you start hoping it’s gonna be twelve.”
“Are you going back to the hospital now?”
“Yeah-”
“I’ll come with you!”
“Don’t you have work?”
“I don’t have to be there for another hour and,” he checks his watch, which was pulled over the sleeve of his dark gray cardigan, “fifty-six minutes.”
“The hospital’s out of the way and you hate being late.”
“I hate the thought of you going through this alone even more.” You tried to ignore the warm and fuzzy feeling that gave you but ultimately failed. Those big brown eyes refused to stop studying your face, analyzing any signs that you needed him, which to be fair, you did.
“I’m not alone, I got Jamie and my mom.”
“Even more the reason for me to want to go with you.” He finally dropped the solemn frown and took up a bright smile instead. You swore his grin was contagious because, by the time you both got your coffees, you were smiling just as wide.
You drove back to the hospital in comfortable silence. Walking back to your father’s room felt easier with him by your side. Jamie looked up from his drawing as he saw you approach, beaming at you and his favorite federal agent.
“Doctor Spencer!” He came running up to him and hugging his legs.
“Hey, little man!” Spencer ruffled his hair and grinned down at the tiny human squeezing his arms around his thigh.
Your mother looked up from her book, “Doctor? Spencer? Wait. As in…”
“Yeah, mom.”
She stands and wraps him in a hug, “Oh my goodness, sweetheart, you got so big! You’re all grown up! Oh, and you’re cute, too!” She pinched his now pink cheek as his face twisted into a bashful smile, “Right, Y/N? Spencer got cute!”
Now you were blushing a little.
Why am I blushing? I don’t blush over Spencer!
You pursed your lips and looked him up and down. His striped tie was crooked under his cardigan. His long hair was a bit shaggy, as if he rolled out of bed, showered, and decided to go to work. You just laughed nervously as you met Spencer’s eyes. God, those eyes. “Yeah… I’d say so.”
“You definitely grew into your looks. Honey, this is Spencer. Remember the boy that used to tutor Y/N?”
“Oh, nice to finally meet you, son, I’ve heard a lot about you.” Your father shifted in his bed, managing to sit up slightly.
“You too, sir, I just wish it could have been under better circumstances.”
“Don’t give me any of that ‘sir’ crap, I got enough of that working on the Hill,” your father chuckled but his hearty laugh quickly devolved into a coughing fit. Your mother sat back down on the bed next to him and fed him some ice chips to keep him hydrated.
“So, Spencer, Y/N says you work for the FBI now?” She turns her attention away from her husband and forces a smile.
“Yes! I do.”
You took a seat and sipped your coffee, “He was on the team that helped save Jamie, remember?”
“What division are you in?” Your dad asked.
“The Behavioral Analysis Unit.”
“I got some buddies in the bureau, who’s your supervisor?”
“Aaron Hotchner?”
“Oh, I knew him in his prosecutor days. Helluva lawyer, he got some of my clients put away.”
“Sorry about that.”
“Don’t be, they were guilty, weren’t they?”
Spencer’s phone rang in his pocket, “Speaking of which, I have to go. Got a case.”
“Go! Don’t be late!”
“Go catch the bad guy, Doctor Spencer!”
“Will do, Jamie.” He ruffled his hair before turning to your parents, “Goodbye, Mr. and Mrs. L/N, it was great seeing you.”
“Bye, sweetheart, don’t be a stranger!”
“I’ll walk you out, return the favor.” You walked quietly with him.
“Listen, I don’t know when I’ll be home from this, but I’ll let you know when I get back, and if you’re still here just give me a call, okay?”
“Of course, Spence. Now go catch the bad guy!” You grinned as you parroted your son’s words. He returned your smile and pulled you into a hug. You could feel tears brimming in your eyes, but you fought it off best you could. Spencer could still sense your pain and hugged you as tight as possible. You were the one to pull away first, patting his back and forcing your pursed lips into a smile. His phone started to ring shortly after.
“Don’t let me keep you.”
(Spencer’s POV)
The case went on for too long. Two whole weeks passed before we were able to come home from Minneapolis. A man was strangling women with short black hair between the ages 30-40 because they reminded him of his mother, it’s standard stuff, it should have been a pretty cut and dry case, but the guy was almost impossible to find, he was completely off the grid. It took Garcia days to just get us a name, let alone contact information. He killed two other women while we were there. One of them was a mother, she had three kids all under the age of 10. Cases like these were always tough, but Gideon had seen enough to talk us all through it. I still wasn’t used to him being gone.
I couldn’t get any sleep on the jet. The nightmares have been coming back with a vengeance since Gideon left. He was like a father to me, my protector, my mentor, and now I have no one.
That’s hyperbolic; I do have the team, and they miss him too, but I’m pretty much alone out on the field. I know I can go to them, but it doesn’t feel right. I don’t like to rely on others because when they leave, I’m by myself.
Which is exactly why I am the only one awake on the jet home.
I suppose I wasn’t totally alone, I could call Y/N, but I wouldn’t wanna bother her if she was with her family. She only has so much time left with her dad. I took my phone out of my pocket anyway and saw a missed call from her last night, I hadn’t seen it before because of the case. If she wanted to talk she probably needed to, right?
I mulled it over in my head, and before I could even come to a decision, my fingers worked on autopilot, dialing the same number I had memorized years ago, and hit call.
Las Vegas, 1994
I picked up the book from the top of the pile she set down on the counter, “You’re reading A Midsummer Night’s Dream?”
“Yeah, for class.”
“If you need any help with that, my mother was a classics professor, I’ve read most of Shakespeare’s works.”
“Really? That’s cool. I’ve read the basics in other classes, Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet, Macbeth, all that, but this one is definitely my favorite so far.”
“Really?”
“Yeah! I don’t know why, but the idea of falling in love with the wrong person just sorta… I dunno… resonates, I guess.”
“Yeah, same here.”
She snorted, “You’re like 12, how would you know about that?”
I bit my lip before explaining, “Reminds me of my parents. They loved each other at one point, obviously, but not enough to stop my dad from leaving us.”
She cringed to herself as if she realized some horrible mistake, “Jeez, I’m sorry, man.”
“It’s okay, you didn’t know.”
“How long ago did he leave?”
“Two years ago.”
“So it’s just been you and your mom?”
“Yeah.”
She stared at the pencil as she twisted it in between her fingers. Her eyes refused to meet mine. “My dad has worked in D.C. pretty much my whole life, and a lot of the time it was just my mom and me. He was always home for Christmas and birthdays, he came to all my recitals as a kid, but he was gone the rest of the year. I see him maybe… fifteen days out of the year?”
She finally looked up, if only for a second. Seeing her eyes, at last, I took note of the sadness behind them, “Which is fine, it’s better than nothing, but I don’t really have a dad the other 350 days of the year, you know? I could call him, but I don’t, it’s always ‘Sorry sweetheart, I’m a bit busy right now.’”
“Yeah, my dad was always too busy too.”
“I know our situations are still really different, and you probably already know this after two years, but it does get easier.”
Present Day
(Reader POV)
You click the button to answer the call, “Spencer?”
“Hey! We’re landing soon, you still in D.C.?” His voice is scratchy like he had just woken up, or like he hadn’t spoken to anyone in a couple of hours.
“Y-yeah! I’m still staying with my mom.”
“How’s your dad?”
You didn’t answer. You didn’t have to, your silence answered his question well enough.
“Oh, shit…” Spencer groaned, “God, Y/N, I’m so sorry…”
“Don’t be, you didn’t know.”
“How long ago?”
“Last week, the funeral was yesterday.” You could hear him grimace over the phone.
“Y/N I am… so sorry I couldn’t be there for you—”
“Don’t be! You had to work, it’s okay, Spencer.”
“I should have called sooner.”
You almost laughed at his tone, “Spencer, you were catching a serial killer, it’s not your responsibility to make sure I’m okay.”
“I know, but—”
“But nothing. I’m fine.”
“How’s Jamie, god, how’s your mother?”
“She’s holding up. I’m helping her out for a while, I don’t want her to be in this house alone.” You decided to leave out the part about you putting a downpayment on an apartment a couple of blocks away from your mother’s house for now.
“How’s Jamie doing?” He asked with perfect timing as Jamie flopped onto the couch behind you.
“Wanna talk to him? He’s right here.”
“Can I? Please?”
“Jamie, baby, wanna talk to Doctor Spencer?” He didn’t even say yes before he leaped up from his seat and grabbed the phone from your hand.
“Hi, Doc!”
“Hey, little man! How’s it going? How are you?” You could still hear his excited voice even though it was nowhere near your ear anymore. It brought a smile to your face as you saw Jamie light up at the sound of your friend on the other side of the call.
“I’m okay. Did you catch the bad guy?”
“Yes, Jamie, we got him. How’s your mom?”
“She’s saying she’s fine, but she’s still really sad.”
“Well, can you put her back on with me?” Jamie hands the phone back to you and runs off to return to his coloring book and crayons.
You sighed before putting the phone back to your ear, “Don’t worry about me, Spence—”
“Come to the BAU.”
He said the words so fast you almost needed him to repeat it, “What?”
“I mean it, I’ll call you when we land, come visit. Bring Jamie and your mom.”
“Won’t you have a ton of work to do when you land?”
“I couldn’t sleep, I did all my paperwork on the jet.”
“Spencer—”
“Please. I need to see you guys.” He was practically begging. It tugged at your heart in a familiar way, but there was a pit in your stomach that you couldn’t place.
“What happened on the case?”
He sighed, “I don’t want to talk about it, okay? Just come in like, an hour.”
You tried to lighten the mood just a little bit, “My mom’s been obsessively baking, want us to bring you your favorite?”
“Did she make her famous oatmeal cookies?” You could almost see his face and the way his brown eyes lit up, even while he was on a plane hours away.
The image brought a soft smile to your face and sparked a tiny bit of light in your heart, “Yep!”
“Y/N L/N, if you bring me some, I will be forever indebted to you.”
“You owe me nothing, Doctor Reid.”
Security waved you through to the elevator, Spencer had cleared you for entry already. One guard hit the button for the sixth floor and sent you up, one hand holding Jamie’s and the other holding a Tupperware of your mom’s cookies. When the doors opened, you saw the entrance to the bullpen, desks filled with paperwork, and busy agents trying to get it all done. As the three of you crept through the hall to the glass doors, your eyes locked onto Spencer, who was sprawled out in his office chair with a thick book, legs propped up on his desk, and glasses balanced on the ridge of his nose.
“Hi! Who are you here to see?” A chipper blonde with purple cat eyeglasses and curly ponytails waved at you from down the hall.
“Spencer Reid?”
“Oh! He mentioned he’d have visitors, you must be Y/N! I’m Penelope.”
“That’s a pretty name!” Jamie beamed up to the woman, who clutched a hand over her heart and returned his smile.
“Oh! Thank you, sweetheart! What’s your name, kiddo?”
“Jamie!”
“Oh you are just precious, he is precious, Y/N, good kid.”
You laughed at the pair’s enthusiasm, “Thank you, can we just go straight in?”
“Yep! Go ahead!”
You walked up to his desk and placed the cookies next to his computer, pulling his attention away from his book. He turned to look up at you, closing the book and throwing it where his feet rested before he jumped up to wrap his arms around you. Jamie hugged his leg and your mother pressed a kiss to his cheek.
“Hey, how are you guys doing?”
“Spencer, we’re fine.”
He didn’t say anything, just examined your face for any sign of a lie. The frustration on his face said he didn’t find one.
“Stop profiling me, I’m okay.”
“Mommy, can I have a cookie now?” Jamie eyed the container like a hawk; he shared Spencer’s love of oatmeal cookies, especially from your mom.
“Right! You brought your cookies, thank you so much, Mrs. L/N.”
“You’re not a kid anymore, honey, you can call me by my first name.”
“No, I absolutely cannot,” he laughed.
“Y/N?”
You turned around and saw the woman who hugged you while you cried when you thought your son was gone: JJ.
“Hi! Good to see you again!” You brought her in for a hug while Spencer continued to catch up with Jamie and your mom.
“You too! Jamie got so big!”
“Yeah, he’s starting 3rd grade soon!” You reached around to ruffle Jamie’s hair.
“When does he start?”
“A few weeks! We gotta go back to school shopping!”
“Ooh, that’s exciting! So you’re heading home soon?”
“Um…” You glanced at Spencer and your mom, who was pestering him about whether or not he had a girlfriend, “Actually, I just thought it would be best for us to stay close to my mom. Jamie likes it here, so we’re actually going to be moving here before school starts.”
“A new school! Are you excited, Jamie?”
“Yeah!”
Spencer, still a blushing mess thanks to your mother’s nosiness, sputtered out “Uh… Excited for what?”
“To move to D.C.!” You raised your hands in a little “Surprise!” motion.
“W-what?” He couldn’t stop himself from looking delighted even if he tried.
“We’re moving here to stay close to my mom.”
“She’s been such a good help,” she gestured to the cookies, half gone over the course of the conversation, “I’m not really ready to give her up just yet.”
“Spence, you should show her around!” JJ’s face had an unreadable look, but I guess that’s what profilers are for “Take her sightseeing. Jamie, have you been to the Washington Monument yet?”
“Nope! Doctor Spencer, can you take us?”
“Sure, little man, you want your mom and grandma to come with?”
“Yes!”
Spencer grinned at him, ruffling his curls before smiling at you. His eyes were scrunched into thin lines from his cheeks, but there was still something behind them. Something you couldn’t quite read. His smile softened slightly and you finally got a clear view of his hazel eyes. His lips parted like he was about to say something, but Jamie cut him off again.
“Ooh! Ooh! Can we go to the Smithsonian?”
“Oh, honey, you’re gonna wish you didn’t say that,” JJ joked.
“The kid knows everything, you’ll be there for hours,” a deep voice said behind you.
“Morgan!” You smiled and stretched your arms out to hug him.
“Good to see you again, Y/N.”
When you turned back to Spencer, his warm grin was gone, replaced by a glare directed at Morgan. Had something happened with them? Last you heard they were best friends. Maybe that’s what happened on the case? Maybe that’s why he was so upset on the phone? Whatever it was had to be bad because he barely spoke for the rest of the visit.
A few weeks later, after you were all moved into your new apartment and Jamie was settled into his new school, you called Spencer. He owed you a trip to the Washington Monument. On your little day trip, there was no such thing as silence. Even in the quiet museum, Spencer’s voice filled the air, spewing facts about the monument, the memorial, the exhibits, and everything in between. Jamie loved to learn, so he hung onto every word that he heard.
“Plans for the monument’s development actually started in 1783, before Washington was even elected president. D.C. wasn’t even the capital of the country yet. Washington was actually against the monument because he didn’t want to use public funds for it, but after his death, Congress wanted to build him a mausoleum--”
You didn’t mind the rants. You still loved to listen to him ramble. Even if you didn’t understand what he was talking about sometimes, the sound of his voice was just soothing, especially after the stress of moving across the country.
Jamie got tired after walking around all day after the tour of the National Museum of Natural History and the Washington Monument, so your mom offered to take him home. You planted a kiss to his forehead and ruffled his hair, hugging your mom goodbye as Spencer high fived him and waved as they went off in the direction of home.
“You know, you didn’t have to stay with me. If you wanna go home too, you can.”
“No. I wanna stay with you.”
A small smile crept across his lips, blush rising to his cheeks. He bit his lips and looked down at his feet as he started walking off to the next stop on his little tour.
“Where to now, Doc?”
“It’s a surprise.”
“Come on, tell me, tell me!”
“No, ‘cuz then it’s not a surprise!”
“I’m aware of the definition of surprise, you don’t need to have an eidetic memory to know that.” You would just have to rely on your less refined profiling skills to figure out where you were going. You were on foot, so it couldn’t be too far.
“Why aren’t we taking a cab?”
“Because I wanna walk with you.”
Just hail a cab, it takes way less time than--
Oh.
You walked side by side for the remainder of the distance. He did most of the talking, telling you stories about the team. You took notice of the softness in his voice when he talked about Morgan. He wasn’t bitter anymore.
“--And then Garcia answered the phone.”
“Oh, god, what’d she say?”
“‘Talk dirty to me.’”
“No!”
“Yep!”
“She said that to your boss.”
“Morgan was mortified, you should have seen his face.”
You looked at him while he grinned at the memory. It was the most at peace you’d seen him in… well, a while.
“So… you guys are cool now?”
The peace was replaced with confusion, “What do you mean?”
Your pace faltered, but you kept walking, “Didn’t you guys…? Weren’t you fighting?”
“No? Why would you think that?”
You pursed your lips and furrowed your brows, “No reason.”
Why else would he have been mad at Morgan when I went to visit? You thought, There’s no other reason! Unless…
Oh--
“We’re here!” Spencer stopped in his tracks, looking up at a large white structure with tall windows and stone carvings decorating the walls. You turned and saw the sign out front that read: “Folger Shakespeare Library.”
“Spencer…” You gaped at the sign, a small, awe-filled smile tugging at your lips.
“I remembered how much you loved Shakespeare in school, I thought you’d get a kick out of this.”
“Spencer, this is… This is wonderful!”
“Good surprise?”
“Great surprise!”
You grabbed him by the arm and tugged him up the front steps as he digs through his pockets for his wallet. Once inside, he bought two tickets for the next show: Midsummer Night’s Dream. Your favorite. It didn’t start for another half hour, so he led you to the reading room.
The room was beautiful, to put it lightly. Three ornate chandeliers hung from the ceiling. The furniture and accents were all done in a dark wood, shelves packed tightly with books. The setting sun shone through the breathtaking stained glass windows. An unlit fireplace rested against the wall. Spencer led you up to the second level, a balcony wrapping around the border of the room.
“Thank you for today,” you beamed, “I haven’t seen Jamie that happy since…”
“I know the feeling. I haven’t felt this okay since…” His gaze dropped to his feet, trying to swallow the words that came out too soon.
“Since what?”
“Since uh...” He glanced back up to your face, “Since Gideon left the team.”
Spencer never told you he left. Agent Gideon kept tabs on Jamie after his rescue. For the last three years, he got a card in the mail on Christmas and his birthday. He always checked in and asked how he was doing. When you went to visit Spencer at the BAU a few weeks ago, you wanted to say hi to Agent Gideon and thank him for his consideration, but you hadn’t seen him. You thought he was just taking a personal day, he worked too hard anyways from what Spencer told you.
“Spence, why didn’t you tell me?”
“I didn’t think you’d care.”
The words were like a spark that shocked your heart awake from a lovely sleep, and now it was upset to be so rudely awoken, “Of course I care! What kind of friend would I be if I didn’t wanna know the reason you’ve been so… off.”
“What do you mean ‘off?’”
“You don’t have to be a profiler to see you haven’t been yourself in… when did Gideon leave?”
He played with a loose thread on the sleeve of his sweater and looked back down at his feet, the toe of his converse nudging at the emerald green carpet, “Couple of months ago.”
“You could have told me.”
“You’ve had your own stuff going on. It’s not that bad.”
“You don’t have to convince yourself that you aren’t having a hard time just because I am. You don’t always have to be the hero.”
“Neither do you, you know.”
“I really am fine.”
“Y/N, he was your dad, you’re allowed to be upset.”
“I am, okay?” You snapped, “I miss him like hell! He was always just one phone call away and now…” One hand carded through your hair as you inhaled deeply, placing your other hand on the banister beside you to steady yourself.
“I’m not going to pretend that our situations are the same because they aren’t, but I’ll tell you the same thing you told me when we were kids.” He placed his hand close to yours on the banister, your fingers almost touching. Almost. “It gets easier, not seeing him every day. But just ‘cuz he wasn’t around doesn’t mean you can’t feel bad.”
You force a smile, “Thanks, Spence.”
“Of course.” He wrapped his arms around you and held you tight. The hug wasn’t particularly emotional. Neither one of you felt like you were about to cry, it just felt nice to be in each other's embrace.
“Show’s starting soon.” He muttered into your ear before pulling away, walking off towards the theater with you following close behind.
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if love be rough with you - part 2
In which you and Harry are professors at a prestigious Art and Language university and the animosity of part one is discussed. Also, you fuck.
disclaimer: just a huge thank you to everyone who said nice things about part one, especially @for-fucks-sake-h. I hope y’all enjoy this one!
warnings: it has sex, folks. I’m not that good at writing it, but it’s in there. also, use condoms; these intellectuals are very fictional and also horny dumbasses.
word-count: about 6,000 words
part 1
As the car rolled to a stop, lighting tore across the sky.
“Come upstairs,” you said. Obnoxiously loud thunder boomed, providing much needed context for your invitation. You didn’t like the idea of him in your space, your privacy and vulnerability out in the open where he could pick them apart. The alternative was worse, though. Finding him annoying wasn’t the same as wanting him dead in a ditch.
“No need,” Harry said calmly, the way he did everything else.
“Look, just come upstairs and leave once the rain stops. You owe me, remember?”
He raised an eyebrow, clearly not expecting you to fight him on this. His coat was still draped over your shoulders and you had spent the last fifteen minutes in his comfortable leather seats, sipping on a water bottle he got you at a gas station. There was also a milk chocolate bar on your lap, the kind you used to eat during movie nights in university. You knew what he was thinking: if he had owed you, that didn’t look to be the case anymore. But half an hour of kindness didn’t erase the sound of his condescending darling making you feel small and embarrassed, especially when you were the one trying to help him.
“I’m not going to say please, Harry. Let’s go.”
So you walked out into the pouring rain, barely keeping from slipping and falling on your ass. His coat precariously covered your hair as you fumbled for your keys and finally got into the building.
Harry was right behind you, not saying a word as you climbed the stairs. The apartment looked so much smaller with him in it. You refused to feel embarrassed, but you could see him examining every corner from his spot next to the door as you dropped your purse and keys onto the counter that separated the kitchen and your bed.
"I—" you stopped yourself before telling him I know it's small. Having a home of your own, no matter how small, was not something you would apologize for. "Do you want something to drink or eat?"
You proceeded to take off your shoes, tie your hair back in a ponytail and brush your teeth, all while Harry stood, stiff, in the same spot without giving you an answer.
"Styles, what the hell?"
"Huh," was his brilliant response.
"Huh what?"
"You just look a little different, 's all."
"Must be the gin," you said. "Speaking of which, do you want water or wine?"
"Water's good," smiling to himself, he said: "Thank you."
"What's so amusing?"
His smile faded and you instantly regretted asking. While you poured his glass of water to the sound of heavy rain, Harry leaned on your door as if ready to run away at any second. It was a little hurtful, if you were being honest.
“You can have a seat, you know,” you handed him the glass, hoping to sound breezy and relaxed, or whatever. It didn’t come naturally. “The rain’s not going anywhere for awhile.”
Harry nodded and sitted on one of the two kitchen stools. The fact that he was so quiet almost made you miss his usual outspokenness.
As he drank his water, you sorted through the drawers of your dresser in the awkward silence, pushing aside turtlenecks and pencil skirts so you could get dry and actually comfortable clothes. Two t-shirts, two boxer shorts.
“I’ll change into something dry, you should probably do it too,” you pointed to the clothes you just dropped onto the bed, his eyes on you the whole time. “I figure these might fit you.” And before you could talk yourself out of it, you said: “You can also practice saying words while I’m in there.”
The bathroom door clicked as it closed between the two of you. Taking a deep breath, you undressed while listening for any sign that he had moved from the kitchen stool. A sign that he was mirroring your every move, peeling off wet clothing while trying to picture the other side of the door. It was foolish to project your filthy thoughts into Harry, but you couldn’t help it. You just wanted so badly to believe that he was out there wanting you too, that he didn’t bring up that night so often just to humiliate you.
The soft cotton of the old university t-shirt you wore to bed looked like something out of a time machine under the bright bathroom lights with him standing outside. How many nights had you worn that same thing and smiled at him from across whatever room, beating yourself up for not being able to just say hello? Maybe more than hello.
All of it seemed to have happened many lives ago.
“Can I come out? Are you decent?” you asked, barely recognizing your own voice. It sounded too casual.
“Decent, me?” his answer came muffled. “Never, darling.”
You walked out, only to find yourself in a scene straight out of a porno. Harry was leaning on your kitchen counter, amusement in his eyes, dressed in your shakespeare is my boyfriend extra large t-shirt and way-too-tight boxers. His lilac pants and cream sweater laid in a pile on your bed looking like an afterthought and, even though he looked so different from his usual posh self, his pearl necklace was still decorating his absolutely maddening neck. He looked so much bigger. Maybe it was the way your clothes clung to his biceps and thighs, or the fact you hadn’t been this close to him without heels in years. Maybe your apartment was just too small.
“Am I wearing some other guy’s underwear?” Harry asked, suddenly serious.
“Huh?”
He looked down, pointing to his restricted and very prominent bulge, and your face was suddenly on fire. This certainly couldn’t be considered an appropriate move for a co-worker, right?
“It’s mine, Styles. I wear them to bed,” you cleared your throat, looking up again. Tugging at your own, admittedly much looser, shorts, you said: “See?”
“Yeah,” his voice was rough, barely more than a whisper. You could feel his eyes all over you, like they were fingertips threatening to touch you but never quite doing so. A shiver, like the one in the pub, ran through you, and you were suddenly aware that your nipples were very much visible and poking through thin cotton. “I see it.”
You stood still as he spoke again, trying to keep your eyes above his chin. But then again, those lips and eyes were not that much better than his cock straining against your clothes.
“Sorry about the weirdness earlier,” he continued. “I was just trying to get used to all this.”
“What’s all this?”
“You, so careless, in your natural habitat. It’s like the inside of this place is an alternate universe.”
-
An alternate universe, indeed. The hours of uninterrupted storming had eventually tired both of you out; you couldn’t let him stand in a corner or sit in a stiff stool all night. As it became clearer and clearer that he’d spend the night, you suggested watching a movie, even though it was obvious the two of you were exhausted. The whole thing was a poor attempt at avoiding the fact that there was no place for him to sleep but your bed. You certainly could handle smirks, teasing looks, sexually charged remarks, even handle his thighs and the outline of his cock in your clothes, or the vanilla smell he would definitely leave on your nerdy t-shirt. Would sitting in bed together and watching a movie be hard? Absolutely. But falling asleep next to him crossed some terrifying line; it had happened before, and the slightest possibility of having it happen again only so he’d use it against you later was just too much.
So now you were on your bed, backs resting against the headboard as you watched Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. While his legs stretched out beneath the shared gray comforter, yours were against your chest; if you curled up a little more, you’d probably disappear into thin air. His slightest move could be felt by you just by the shifting of the mattress, and the movie was next to inaudible for the sole reason that you couldn’t help but focus on the sound of him breathing right next to you. On your bed. Every few minutes you’d feel him staring at the side of your face, but your gaze remained stoically on the TV screen until he called your name in a whisper.
“Yeah?” you answered, glassed over eyes still on the movie. The second task of the Triwizard Tournament had just begun.
“I’m sorry.”
That got your attention. “What do you mean?”
“I just—” Now Harry was the one looking away from you. As if talking to the movie, he said: “I know the whole darling shit I say gets to you. And I know it’s gross to keep bringing up that night.”
Your breath got stuck in your throat. The whole thing was just too much; how dare he apologize and catch you off guard like that? Out of everything in this world he could say, that was what you least expected. It was not that you found him to be disgusting and immoral, or that you believed he acted mean because he was a genuinely bad person. You wouldn’t have put up with all the teasing if that had been the case. But you also couldn’t have imagined that he’d be brave or mature enough to apologise.
Maybe that was related to the fact that you, out of pure pride and spite, couldn’t see yourself apologizing to him.
“I think I do it because—”
“Styles,” you finally cut him off. “You don’t have to.”
“No, I want to. I want to tell you I’m sorry that I’m a dick to you only because I’m insecure and kind of a coward, to be honest.”
You scoffed before realizing how rude that was.
“What?” he asked. You could see him tense up, his brows furrowing, and guilt started burning in your cheeks.
“Sorry,” you muttered. “It’s not funny, I just find it hard to believe you do things out of insecurity.”
“Well,” he said, “I find it hard not to be insecure when things happened the way they did.”
Great.
“And how did things happen, huh? What are you even talking about, Harry?”
He sighed. His hand was halfway up to his face before it fell back onto the mattress af if he’d changed his mind about putting something between your eyes and his. Again, braver than you figured he could be.
“Look, I don’t want to fight. I guess I was just trying to make sure you didn’t forget.”
Suddenly there was no clarification needed. You looked at him as he nervously tugged at his pearls after having just admitted whatever happened between you two had meant something to him. At least it had meant enough that he needed you to remember it. How could I ever forget it?, you wanted to ask him. But it was stupid and cheesy, so you settled for wondering it in silence. How could you ever forget the giggles as he shut the bathroom door behind you, or the way you gasped as he fucked you with his fingers against the wall, his warm breath on your neck and his other palm keeping you quiet? There certainly was no forgetting his gaze through the rest of the graduation party, the brush of his hand against his lips like he wanted you to see what he was thinking about.
Once the party was almost over, he had walked over to you and said Please in the softest of voices while taking your hand. How could you ever forget that?
“I didn’t forget,” you told him now.
Harry must have seen something true in your expression, because he didn’t say another word until the movie was over.
-
“Should I go?” he asked, voice thick after just waking up. He had inevitably fallen asleep during the third quarter of the movie. Also exhausted, you had laid beside him at some point, making sure to put as much space as possible between your bodies. It wasn’t a lot of space.
The room was dark except for the street lights shining dimly through your curtains, so you could barely see him even though you were facing each other. His head was already on your extra pillow, your calves already on the brink of touching. Your comforter already smelled of vanilla. Should he go? Probably. But what would be the use of him leaving? There was more damage to be done if he were to drive on dark and slick roads without enough sleep.
“No,” you murmured back. “Stay.”
“That’s what I told you,” he said, sleepiness nearly gone from his voice. “Back then.”
The shadow of a smile settled on your lips. “Yeah. I was so fucking awkward about the whole thing, wasn’t I?”
“No, I thought you looked cute in my kitchen.”
You chuckled and looked at his shoulder, because it seemed close enough to his face that he wouldn’t notice you couldn’t look him in the eye anymore. The nervous edge to your laughter seemed to echo in the room.
“And then you laughed, just like that, when I told you to come back to bed.”
“I was embarrassed, Harry.”
“I could tell,” he said. Harry shifted a little; you could feel his leg leaning on yours as he got closer. “You kept tugging at my t-shirt like you wanted to hide your thighs from me.”
“Kind of pointless,” you said. He stayed quiet for a second too long as one of his legs found its way between yours. Your breath hitched in your throat even though there was no pressure; his thigh was just there, and if you moved just a tiny bit—
“Yeah, but I sort of appreciated it,” his hand touched your chin so lightly you could have imagined it. So much for looking away. Staring you in the eye, as stern as you’d ever seen him, he said: “I enjoyed watching you squirm.”
Fuck him. That’s not what insecure men sounded like. You turned away from him, your core rubbing against his thigh in the process of disentangling your legs. Hopefully the gasp leaving your lips had been made quieter by the sound of the covers moving and your body hitting the mattress. With Harry’s breath on the back of your neck, you anxiously moved, trying to find a comfortable position in which you could forget, for even a split of a second, that he was right there behind you.
“Hey,” he said, amused. “I know I just said I like it when you squirm but maybe you should—”
A careless shift of your hips and your ass was suddenly right against his cock.
“—stop.”
And he was hard. Now still, with your back to his front, you called his name.
“Harry?” It wasn’t supposed to sound like a question, but your voice trembled at the last second.
“Sorry,” but he didn’t sound apologetic at all. “We were just talking about you in my shirt and all of that, so…”
“God, Styles.”
Harry laughed, and you felt it in the spot right under your ear. You pressed your thighs together since your frustration with his shamelessness wasn’t able to end the urge of grinding back against him. Just a little bit more, and then maybe you could fall asleep and wait until he was gone to masturbate and pretend this all had been a fever dream.
His hand grabbed your waist harshly as you moved your ass again.
“Are you sure you want this?”
You didn’t answer him, or ask what exactly this was, but you did push against him once more. Some stupid part of you hoped he would play along and let things go unspoken, but Harry just used the hand on your hip to keep you still as he spoke again.
“Say you’re sure,” he murmured. His mouth was closer now, and you could feel every word on his lips against your neck. The hand that rested on your waist fell to your stomach, pulling you into him. “And I’ll help you."
"Styles," you breathed out, looking down as he lifted your t-shirt just enough so his fingertips would brush the skin above the waistband of your shorts. "I don't—"
"What?" his chuckle echoed through your entire body. There wasn't an inch of space between the two of you. "Are you going to say you don't know what I'm talking about?"
You choked on a whimper.
"All you have to do is ask," a light kiss under your ear. That was the first time he kissed you in years, and it almost broke you. But that wasn't what did it. Harry broke you by whispering, so quietly you could have imagined it: "I won't hold it against you, love."
The realisation that you believed him was enough to make you say a soft okay.
There was no hesitation; his hand slid down the front of your boxers, the heat of his palm right between your legs. Your thighs closed around him, a moan caught in your throat as two of his fingers rubbed your clit through your panties. You were a mess, it was true, but Harry didn't seem much better. His heavy breath sounded obscene against your neck, his cock twitching at the small of your back.
"Spread your legs," he said, struggling to touch you in such a tight space. It sounded like an order.
"Don't tell me what to do," you said, barely disguising your lust behind annoyance. Then you spread your legs, letting Harry move his fingers in small circles that got you dripping without ever being enough. You tried shifting your hips to get more friction, but he kept rubbing you slowly as you soaked through your panties, seemingly entertained by your desperation. "Harry," you called, breathless.
"Yeah?"
The hand that wasn't under your clothes came to tug on your hair, and you burned. Your scalp, your skin, your pussy. He set it all on fire. One of your hands gripped his thigh, a soft moan leaving your lips as he responded to your touch by tightening the hold on your makeshift ponytail.
"Touch me."
He didn't try pretending to not understand what you meant, which you were thankful for. Then he fucked that up by muttering, ever so fucking smug, "Don't tell me what to do."
"Asshole," you hissed at the same time he moved the fabric of your underwear aside to tease your entrance with the fingers that had been touching your clit.
"Don't be mean, love," he started fingering you, slow but firm, the filthy sound of your wetness echoing in the room as his fingers curled inside you. "I know how you really feel."
There was no way you could muster up an answer; eyes hazy and jaw slack with arousal, you let him fuck you for what felt like ages without being able to form a single word. Sometimes he'd brush his thumb against you clit just so you'd clench around his hand, whining quietly as he muffled his own sounds on the crook of your neck. Once or twice he appeared to think you were gone enough to not notice as he tried to get his cock away from your body in a futile attempt of self-restraint, but each time you pulled him back by the thigh, grinding into him and getting fucked deeper as a result. Harry punished you for that by pulling harder on your hair, delighting himself in the fact that it only made you wetter, your movements more eager.
As your hips stuttered at another soft touch to your clit, Harry whispered, "Does it feel good?"
What a prick. He wanted you praising him, didn't he? Wanted you admitting how hot this all was, how you would have let him do anything to you. Harry wanted you to tell him how good he was at pushing your every button, clearing every thought on your head until him filling you was all that was left.
"What do you think?" you said between gritted teeth. Sweat dripped down the back of your neck as his fingers shifted in your cunt and he hit that particular spot inside you. Your glassy eyes fell shut at the sound of his voice.
"I think I missed this pussy," he said. You moaned as a third finger slid easily beside the others and the hand on your ponytail went down to your throat, over the chain of your necklace. "I think you can tell I did."
You could feel his hand hesitate on your neck, so you squeezed his thigh to assure him it was alright. Within a fraction of a second, the pressure on your throat tightened. If you could look down, you'd see your golden cross gleaming right below the hand he was choking you with. It was too much. You were going to cum and he could feel it.
"You feel incredible," Harry confessed. "I missed you."
You convulsed, a silent scream shaping your mouth as you rode out your orgasm, his three fingers still stuck between your legs. As the aftershocks stopped, you could faintly hear Harry whispering your name, the tenderness in his voice bringing tears to your eyes. But then again, maybe that was the intense orgasm.
“Are you okay?”
His easygoing voice, usually so grating, sounded quite comforting now. You relaxed your thighs, and the sound of his fingers leaving you was just a little louder than the sigh you couldn’t hold back. You mumbled an agreement to his question, and you could feel his smile at the back of your neck as he said, “Just sensitive, then.”
A beat of heavy silence, and then: “Can I touch you?”
He didn’t answer right away, even though you could still feel him hard behind you, and it killed you a little bit inside. You were about to roll away from him, already forming an excuse about cleaning up, when he spoke.
“You don’t have to,” he didn’t sound like he was smiling anymore. You wanted to turn and check, to look into his green eyes and try to find out what he was thinking, but you were scared. If his hesitation meant that you had been vulnerable for him when he couldn’t do the same for you— “I don’t want you to think that's why I apologized."
You rolled your eyes at his chivalry, but were relieved by it all the same.
“Styles,” you said. “I’m trusting you here.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah,” you finally rolled on the mattress so you could meet his eye. “Now take off your shorts.”
He smirked as you shoved the comforter off of both of your bodies, taking a second too long to admire the dimly lit outline of his body. “Y’think you’re gonna boss me around now, huh?”
“I think you’re gonna let me, if it gets you off,” you shrug.
Harry opens his mouth to argue, but stays silent once he sees you reaching for the hem of your t-shirt. You throw it to the ground and hope he doesn’t notice your expression as you make a mental note to pick it up later, but that’s obviously unnecessary since he’s staring at your chest, the glinting of the cross between your boobs and your hard nipples monopolizing his attention. His right hand, still messy with your juices, reaches out to touch you, but you lean back and make him watch as you lower your shorts and underwear in one go before kneeling back on the bed.
“So?”
He shook his head, unbelieving, and took one final look at your naked body before meeting your eyes. “You love this, don’t you?”
Harry undressed like you’d done; t-shirt, then shorts, then kneeling back on the bed. You wanted to look down at his cock, see the proof of how much you got to him, but couldn’t leave his gaze. There you both stood on your knees, silently staring at each other’s mere silhouettes. Like the gold of your chain, the pearls on his neck were more visible than the rest of him. “You love talking like we’re at some game you can win,” he clarified, smiling.
“Are you saying you don’t do the same?” skepticism dripped down your words.
“I’m saying you can’t win.”
The way he could go from earnest to cocky in the blink of an eye was sort of giving you whiplash. It did make things interesting, though. He threw whatever he felt like saying your way, apparently without thinking twice; for the second time that night, you surprised yourself by thinking of him as brave.
His clean hand came to touch your face, his thumb brushing your cheek in the most romantic gesture you had witnessed since he’d held your hand all the way back to his place when you were graduating university. Harry called your name like a prayer.
“Can I kiss you?”
It was such a weird question, considering you’d just cum all over his hand. But it felt so fitting, so right. Being attracted to him and having teasing banter were not questionable, that was just how you operated. It had been taken to an extreme, sure, but it wasn’t new. This was new. You nodded anyway.
He met you halfway, his lips tasting yours as your bare bodies touched for the first time in years. You whimpered into each other's mouths, Harry's hands tangled in your hair while you held his face like it could break. You could feel his erection between you, twitching every now and again when your tongue dragged against his, some precum getting on your belly.
"H," you moaned between kisses when one of his hands descended to your chest and teased your nipple.
He stopped kissing you for a second too long, leaving your swollen lips tingling as you waited for him to catch his breath. But he didn't kiss you again, just stood there touching your boob and the back of your neck, eyes going over every inch of your face. You could feel yourself blushing at the attention, already at the brink of an awkward giggle, when he said quietly "You haven't called me that in a while," he cupped your face gently, then planted the ghost of a soft kiss to your lips. "I like it."
You smiled and kissed him again, because you were worried about what you would say if you put that kiss into words. Each feverish movement brought you closer until you were practically on top of him, sitting on his thigh. Harry grabbed your ass, urging you to move; you gasped as he pushed you to grind on his leg, no longer able to keep kissing his lips but definitely working on making a mess of his thigh.
"Love," he whispered in your ear. "I really wanna fuck you. Can we do that?"
The nails digging into his back made Harry let out a breathy laugh. You made a move to touch his dick, but his hand grabbed yours right before you could. "I want you to cum on my thigh first."
"But you—"
You sounded broken, legs burning as you rode his thigh frantically.
"I'll have my way with you, don't worry," he said. "So desperate to get on my dick, aren't you?"
The only sound of outrage you could muster was a low growl as you threw your head back, neck exposed for his teeth as your clit pulsed against the muscle of his leg. Harry kept holding onto you, assisting your every move as his lips worked on your neck. The sharp sting of his teeth followed by his tongue as he tended to the bruises he had just created, his soft curls on the side of your face, a tight grip on your ass and your back.
"Are you going to come for me again so I can fuck that pussy like I've been wanting to?"
Your hips stuttered and you came for the second time, whimpering and refusing to let him go as he gently laid you down on your back, still shaking. Harry tried to get up but you wouldn’t let his shoulders go, and he laughed against your lips as your mouth searched for his.
“Y’know,” you said, voice sounding unnaturally raspy, words practically breathed into his mouth. “You can’t talk like that.”
“Yeah? Why is that?”
“It’s not fair, H.”
He didn’t argue with that. You felt him reaching between your bodies, hissing a little when he touched himself. “I’ll make it fair,” he told you. “Like it used to be. Okay?”
Maybe you had been made insane by your post-orgasm haze, because that made perfect sense. You nodded, not a bit of hesitation, as he teased your oversensitive clit with the head of his cock.
“Don’t tease, Styles,” you said, and it sounded so much more like your usual self that it brought a sparkle of defiance to Harry’s eyes. “Don’t even think about it.”
He arched an eyebrow, smirking, but seemed to give in to your command. “You know me too well.”
Then he fucked into you slowly, and you could feel your cunt gripping his every inch as he bit into your neck again, muffling whatever sounds he felt like making. His pearls hung between you as he thrusted, losing all the control he had seconds ago. Harry was doing it fast and hard, a little out of it, until you caught his necklace between your teeth and he moved his hips with such precision that you held back a scream.
"Like that, huh?"
He grabbed one of your thighs and lifted it just enough to get the same angle everytime he moved into you. Your wetness made a mess of his crotch and the insides of your thighs, your eyes rolled behind your now closed eyelids, you drooled all over his pearls. Harry called your name, desperate, when you pulled his hair with enough strength to leave his scalp sore.
"I can't," he mumbled into your ruined neck, holding your thigh so hard it would be sure to bruise as he used his other arm as leverage to fuck you, fist tight on the comforter. "Sorry, love."
He moved as if he'd pull out, and you held him closer, letting his necklace fall from your lips. "No, H," you said. "It's ok."
His brows furrowed as he hesitated, torn between listening to your words or his own head, that knew better than to cum inside you. Not wearing a condom had been reckless enough, and he wasn’t a stupid kid anymore.
“I’m on the pill,” you told him. A particularly sharp thrust followed your statement, and you turned your face away from him, staring at the arm supporting his body so Harry wouldn’t see the entirely fucked-out look on your face. You kissed his bicep softly, just a drag of your panting lips against his skin. “Just give it to me.”
That was enough for him to cum with a low drawn out groan followed by a quiet whimper of your name, body shaking over your own. Barely any time had passed when he pulled out of you, spilling onto your sheets and your thighs. You shivered, feeling his cum staining your skin as he mumbled nonsense into your throat.
Apparently the nonsense meant he still wasn’t done with you, because Harry started kissing down your side as soon as his legs could move enough to get him up the bed and kneeling on the ground. “Styles,” you said urgently, sitting up. “You don’t—”
“Shut up,” he said against the crook of your hip.
“Don’t be a dick—”
He interrupted you by licking a stripe from your entrance, still dripping in his cum, to your neglected clit. You cried out, too sensitive, as he licked, sucked, and kissed your swollen flesh until he had you coming for a third time, his chin glistening with the mess you made together as your lifeless body fell back on the bed.
Harry stood up, still shaking a little, and pulled the comforter over you before falling onto the bed himself.
“Next time we do this,” he said, breathless, while you were still twitching from your last orgasm, and you found that very presumptuous of him. “I’ll bring over that old t-shirt so you can wear it.”
You turned slowly onto your side so you could face him, letting him see your puzzled expression. Then you remembered what he was talking about. That morning, with you in his kitchen, you had been wearing his but daddy, I love him t-shirt. You laughed, incredulous.
“Want me to call you daddy, H?” you joked.
His cock twitched against your thigh. “Oh my God,” you cried out, cheeks hurting a little because you couldn’t help the widest smile. “I can’t believe you!”
The echo of his laughter followed you to sleep.
-
Harry woke up to silence and an empty bed. From where you sat at the kitchen counter, you could see him anxiously looking around as if he’d find at any second that you had panicked and left, abandoning him in your own apartment. The moments he spent searching for you made guilt tug at your heart; he knew you could, at any second, decide to pretend last night hadn’t happened.
But the fact that you could didn’t mean that you would do it, so when he finally turned on the bed and met your eyes, you smiled softly.
“Good morning, Styles,” you said. “How do you feel about tea?”
You lifted your own mug in a sort of awkward toast. Harry didn’t seem to mind, though. He just smiled and nodded, hoping that would suffice as an answer.
“Your clothes are in the dresser, but you can just take mine if they’re more comfortable.”
Harry dressed in silence, his cream sweater over your boxer shorts, as you poured his tea. You laid his mug beside your own, watching him. His hair was adorably disheveled, eyes a little swollen with sleep, and his thighs looked just as amazing as last night in your clothes. He also looked very cozy in his sweater, and the realisation that you wanted to hug him didn’t scare you as much as it would have yesterday.
“Thank you,” he mumbled, rubbing at his eyes with one hand and grabbing his tea from the counter with the other. He looked at you, fresh out of the shower and wearing a cardigan over a sundress, like Markham and your kitchenette had collided to form an outfit. “You look good.”
You shrugged but smiled, a relatively comfortable silence falling over the both of you.
“We should talk—”
“Do you want to—”
Harry put his mug to his lips to let you know you could speak first. You cleared your throat, at a loss for words.
"Last night was nice."
What a poet. Harry smirked, but didn't interrupt you.
"And I—” you took a deep breath, shifting your gaze to his hands so you wouldn't have to look him in the eye. He had very nice hands. "I'm sorry for the past couple years, too. I felt like you were trying to make my life harder just for a laugh, using whatever good thing had happened between us to hurt me. It made a little bitter."
He arched an eyebrow.
"Very bitter."
"And I was very childish," he said. "I was upset that you treated me like a stranger when I got to Markham, and I became a little shit about the whole thing."
"I just—I wanted to make something out of myself here. And then you showed up and I couldn't be that person around you. It drove me mad," you finally looked up at him. "You drive me mad."
Harry carefully put his mug on the counter, then took yours from you and did the same. With warm hands, he held your face while planting the sweetest kiss on your mouth.
"We'll do better," he whispered against your lips. "Won't we?"
"Yeah," you whispered back. "We will."
-
But first, payback. Harry Styles could fuck you to the moon and back, or whatever it was he'd spent the last weekend doing, but he would not get away with last week's little stunt, or with robbing you of precious room 103. Your beige heels clicked on the creaking floors of the disgusting classroom where you taught on Mondays as you talked your students through next week’s lesson plan. Was it a little beyond your qualifications as someone with a master's on Literature? Yes. Would that stop you? Absolutely not. They seemed excited about the whole ordeal, and that was enough to convince you that you weren't being a bad teacher, exactly. Good teachers were fun, right?
Maybe Harry had been a good teacher all along. Having that nice, kind thought cleared your conscience entirely as you proceeded with your plan.
The teasing between you two wasn’t entirely gone throughout the week, but it did lose most of its mean edge. Calling him a fucking hippie, or whatever was something that could apparently be accomplished in a much more tender tone, the one you also used to say “Fuck off, H,” when he jokingly called you Professor Umbridge. Every day of the week he had driven you home after class, bought dinner that you ate together on your bed, and kissed your neck in very particular spots. Talking to him was surprisingly easy, and you could entertain each other for hours only by telling weird anecdotes both from university and Markham, friends and professors and colleagues and students all becoming the background to the life you had lived together even though you were apart. There was also so much you still had to learn about one another, childhood and teenage years and post-grad, and the time for all of it would eventually come. Now was the time for retribution.
It was the next Monday, and both of your classes had started a few minutes ago. Well, his had. Your students were all standing around the corridor on the first floor, silently waiting in costume for their cue.
The fact that Harry was so soft spoken made it pretty hard for you to pick an appropriately disturbing time to get the plan going, but at some point you could hear a few of his students’ voices. Assuming that meant a discussion was taking place, you nodded towards Richard, your Romeo, and he stepped forward.
Some of the other Drama students followed suit, prop torches in hand as the scene indicated, and together they burst into room 103 as Richard, with the poise of a Shakespearean character, recited loudly: “What, shall this speech be spoke for our excuse?”
Khalil, head held high, walked in right after and spoke as Benvolio.
As the student playing Mercutio was saying something about gentle Romeo, you walked up the classroom door.
Harry was standing behind his desk, your golden cross shining beneath his pearls; you had put the necklace on him as a joke during your Saturday dinner and he hadn’t taken it off since. His brows were furrowed and his mouth gaping as if he had forgotten to close it, while his students appeared to be mildly amused. Your kids without speaking parts were pacing between rows of desks on their way to a nonexistent ball as Mercutio, standing right before Harry, called to the Romeo at the back of the room.
“You are a lover. Borrow Cupid’s wings and soar with them above a common bound.”
Harry smiled, and the part of you seeking silly revenge took the backseat for the slightest moment. He seemed to get over the initial shock of the disruption and watched them with a delighted curiosity.
“Is love a tender thing?” Richard asked his classmate, but he could’ve been talking to the music professor. “Is it too rough , too rude, too boist’rous, and it pricks like thorn.”
Green eyes searched for you and found you leaning on the wooden door, ankles crossed nonchalantly and a triumphant smile on your face.
“If love be rough with you,” Mercutio told Romeo,”be rough with love. Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down.”
But Harry was not watching them anymore as you mouthed “Got you, Styles”, the scene unfolding behind the two of you as you won.
#harry styles#harry styles fic#harry styles smut#mine#writing#if love be rough with you#enemies to lovers
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Part 8- Shape of My Heart
Pairing: Rudy Pankow x Plus Size Reader
Summary: Falling in love with someone you can never have is the worst feeling in the world...
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Note: We hit 450 basically overnight I’m so so grateful for each and every one of you! I can’t wait to put out more content for you all! I’m thinking of starting a series based on the Draco blurb I did last night but I’m also thinking of starting something with my boy Steve Rogers...thoughts?
Again the name for Y/N is what’s in Rudy’s phone💞
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The group chat I shared with the cast was popping off the next day...
Mads💕(MC): Hope everyone has a marvelous day bc Y/n and Rudy made out on our front lawn☺️
Jombie🏄♂️(Chase): It was cute and gross all at the same time🤢
My Other Mads💗(MB): FINALLY
Starboy🌟(Drew): Wait I thought you guys were dating this whole time?
JD🤓: Why are you so slow Drewboy?
Austin💩: I side with Drew on this as I also thought they were together😅
Cutie Pie😍💕(Rudy): Let me be in love in peace!
Baby❤️🤤😘🥰😍(Y/n): Excuse me for inconveniencing y’all😂
Mads💕(MC): I’m just glad you guys finally decided to get your heads out of your asses and confess your undying love😒
Baby❤️🤤😘🥰😍(Y/n): You make it sound like we’re in a Shakespeare novel Madelyn🤨
“Our friends are a pain in the ass,” Rudy huffed, throwing his phone back on the towel.
We were currently out in the pool, Maddie and Chase were running a few errands. I was sitting on the side, my legs dangling in, and Rudy was in the pool with his upper half leaning beside me on the edge.
“They are concerned for our well being.” I chuckled, raking my hand through my long hair.
“I’m concerned about how you can sit there and look so hot. Jesus.” he confessed, making a low whistling noise.
“Quit,” I mumbled, blushing as I playfully shoved his shoulder.
Rudy came to stand between my legs, ginning widely. His hands came on either side of me, leaning in close. I looked down, playing with my fingers. I wasn’t used to being complimented, especially by guys. Never has a guy as good looking as Rudy complimented me, it made me a little uneasy.
“What’s going on in that pretty little head of yours?” he asked, wrapping his strong arms around me.
“Nothing I want to bother you with...” I sighed, leaning my head on his.
“You know you can talk to me about anything, I’m here for you. I’ll always listen, no matter what it is.” he murmured, kissing my cheek.
“I’m just not used to getting compliments is all. Honestly, I’m still afraid this is too good to be true. That this is all a dream and I’m going to wake up any minute.” I admitted.
“Baby, why are you so down on yourself? There are some days when I am taken away with your beauty, it makes me wonder how on earth I was graced with such a beautiful creature in my life. I’m real, I’m with you.” he said, his hand coming to brush some hair out of my face.
“It’s a lot to explain,” I said hesitantly, not wanting to seem like I wanted his pity.
“We got time,” he shrugged.
So I told him everything, and he listened. Didn’t interrupt me once, squeezed me when I choked up.
“I can’t believe that all happened to you...I couldn’t imagine going through that.” he remarked, shaking his head in disbelief.
“Yeah, so now you know why I was so hesitant about us.” I revealed, not able to meet his eyes.
“Well, I’m glad that I get to be the one to show you what you deserve. You deserve to be treated like the queen you are. Also, if by chance we are in your home state and I see any of these guys...I’m beating someones ass.” he declared, a laugh leaving my lips.
“Usually if I run into any of them I high tail it on out of wherever I am.” I laughed.
“I need to have words with how they treated my woman,” he grumbled, scrunching his brows.
“My knight and shining armor.” I gushed, pinching his cheeks.
“Will you go on a date with me?” he questioned, kissing my lips quickly.
“Tonight?” I inquired.
“Yeah, I know you’re a movie junkie, so I was hoping we could go see the new Jumanji movie.” he offered.
“Sounds fun, I get to stare at The Rock AND Nick Jonas.” I teased, Rudy pouting immediately.
“You’re so mean.” he sniffed.
“Ru, I’m just kidding. You’re number one on my hot guy list.” I smiled.
“There’s a list?” he said, baffled.
“All girls have one.” I shrugged.
“As long as I’m number one I guess that’s all that matters.” he chuckled.
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I ran away from Rudy while he was waiting in line to buy our tickets, beating him to at least pay for the snacks. I felt bad that the two weeks I had been here, Rudy had basically paid for both of us whenever we did anything. A thought had hit me then...
I only had ten more days until I left, how were Rudy and I going to do long distance?
I pushed the thought to the back of my mind, wanting to enjoy my night. I paid for our snacks, waiting by the entrance to get our tickets checked. Rudy pouted as he walked up to me, eyeing the food in my hands. I got on my tip toes to kiss his pouting lips, handing him his drink.
“This is a 50/50 relationship Ru, I’m not letting you pay for everything.” I winked.
“You’re lucky you’re cute.” he grumbled.
The movie had already been out for some time, so we were the only ones in the theater. I preferred that so that I could make commentary without having to worry about someone shushing me. Rudy sat down, pulling the middle thing up so that he could cuddle me to him.
I was feeling spontaneous, and since we were alone it was the perfect opportunity. I don’t know what it was that made me have this feeling, but I began to squirm around in my seat. Rudy had me feeling some type of way, I couldn’t stop glancing at him. I had no sexual experience, but I had read enough books and talked to my girl friends that I had the idea.
I moved my hand to his inner thigh, rubbing it lightly. A sharp inhale came from Rudy’s lips, a satisfied smirk coming from me. I moved my hand a little higher, biting down on my lip. His hand shot out just before I could get to his manhood, leaning over to whisper in my ear.
“Are you sure about that baby?” he asked.
I turned to kiss his lips hard, my hands coming to either side of his face. I removed one hand to palm his member, feeling it harden under his pants. He moaned in my mouth, his hand moving to grab a handful of my hair. I pulled away, both of us panting. He sat up slightly to undo his pants, sliding them down a little. My eyes widened at how well endowed he was, and I thought it felt big under his pants.
I leaned down, taking him in my mouth. Rudy gasped, taking a hold of my hair. I held the base of him with one hand, starting to move up and down. I followed my hand with my mouth, meeting them in the middle. It was music to my ears to hear Rudy panting, shaky breaths following. It motivated me to move faster, suck harder.
“Oh my, baby, I’m gonna cum.” he choked out a moan.
I pushed myself faster, taking him deeper in my mouth. He tightened his hold on my hair, bucking his hips. I choked a little, but still kept up my pace. His breathing picked up, stutters of my name leaving his lips. He cursed loudly when he came, shooting all of it into my mouth. I swallowed what he gave me, sitting back up to wipe the spit from the sides of my face.
“Are you sure you’ve never done that before?” he breathed, wiping sweat from his forehead. He fixed himself back in his pants, throwing an arm around me.
“Positive, you took my mouth virginity.” I shrugged, both of us busting out laughing.
“Thank you for letting me be your first sweetheart,” he whispered, kissing my nose.
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BLACK LIGHTNING! 4x03
*SPOILERS*
- timeout. y’all mean to tell me.. even in dreams my grandfather is STILL getting his ass whooped?! childish.
- no he didn’t just bite into his twin. tell me tobias don’t resemble that turkey leg. his beard the skin, his head the meat, and his neck the leg.
- “you the one with the Phd... you tell me” 🤣🤣 respect your elders granddaddy.
- i think the dream mean he aggravating. put the fuckin suit on and go pawpaw.
- lawd everytime jeff says “my best friend” i be in tears like my grandmother once that green light hit the floor. RIP UNC.
- not the self loathing again 😒 shondra... play nina simone.. isn’t it a pity 🙂
- grandma... WHY?! WHHHHYYYY?!
- “hypocrisy looks good on you” 😩 grandpa... please.
- this mans called the lady a weekend warrior but he’s a whole metahuman in the therapist office crying bout a dream 🤣 she got to be a weekend warrior hell. all you do is cry and bullshit. and yalll daughters reckless, petty, and messy okay? don’t even get me started. my mother and my auntie a whole different type of liability 😭
- karen.... shut up. don’t come for my auntie unless she send for you. .your hair don’t make sense and that lipstick can’t be lighter than the red that is the color of your dress. bitch.
- “there’s no such damn thing as superHERO insurance” 🗣 BIIIIIIITCH 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
- *lethal lightning* KAREN... P L E A S E ! 🤣🤣
- “becky from the block” 😭 auntie jenniferr... settle down.
- anissa and jenn banter 10/10 HIGHLY RECOMMEND 🤣🤣🤦🏾♀️
- it’s the “says the woman who leaves giant cracks in the streets just by landing dramatically .. you can just walk anissa” for me 🤣 see?! i told y’all my auntie was messy.
- lynn in the background just completely done with both her children and their shit 🤣🤣
- this show is so unapologetically black i love it. please tell me y’all saw anissa actually im gonna say nafessa scratching that scalp with a whole attitude 🤣🤣
- “bye lethal lightning” 💀 see i told y’all my mother was petty.
- “now put my show back on” 🤣🤣🤦🏾♀️ mawmaw... where are your manners?!
*that whole scene was actually really cute tho*
- ion know about this lady that uncle gambi sweet on. somebody using somebody... most likely gambi 🤣 but ion truss her and unc have his reasons to do the things he does. periodt. i can’t ship this. issa whole canoe in 7 foot seas.
- “mr. pierce .. who do you think i am... black lightning?” ... Jeff looking at him liike... “first of all... you would’ve had to lose that fight to be black lightning... so no”
- NOT MY MOTHER GIVING MY COMATOSED MOTHER SLASH PET SLASH ... whatever the old man is A SPONGE BATH 😭 IMMA DROWN IN MY TEARS 😭 nah fuck all at. just give me a suitcase for my tears.
- no woman ive ever dated has had conversations with me like the one anissa is having with a comatosed grace. embarrassing.
- “babe” *says some more shit* “babe” *says some more shit* “babe” *says some more shit* gimme a fucking bucket. IMMA MESS 😭😭 shondra.. play brandy... have you ever.
- “i did it without violence” ... anissa.. we not doin that. we aren’t lying to people in comas 😂🤦🏾♀️
- “damn babe ...you’re a lil ashy today” ANISSA. PLEASE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 SHE IS 🤏🏾 CLOSE.. to getting fucking mauled by my pet leopard.
*okay but nafessa williams is beautiful*
- first of all you not gon tell that lady she ashy then say send me a sign you still in there cause a future and all that other shit 😂 apologize.
- TIMEOUT. GRACE. no she didn’t.. even in a coma, grace is dramatic. how you gon flatline after my mother said she loves you?! that’s not what she meant when she said give her a sign 😩 oh my goodness. 🤣🤣🤦🏾♀️ STOP THE MADNESS! PLEASE!
- it’s anissa going “hmm?” for me, after asking a comatosed grace a question. im going to hell i know.
- WHERE IS NOAH AND THE ARC 😭😭😭😭 *lion king rafiki voice* “SHES ALIIIIIIIIVE” ... shondra... play whitney houston.. one of those days”
-first word and question post coma.. “anissa?” my shirt is soaked. im gonna have a water bed by the end of this scene. JUST don’t even look at me. brb flooding the world with my tears after i finish my ovaltine.
- anissa talking about “how are you” 😂🤦🏾♀️ grace looking at her like “... uhhh.. i don’t see a fucking feeding tube.. im starving“
- TC looking handsome! done upgraded from them fits he was wearing from 1800 BC. i love him and jenns friendship so much.
- well when you put it like that mawmaw 🥺 shondra... play bruno mars.. just the way you are.. nah fuck that play uhh... aretha franklin.. respect” 😌
- we literally don’t care about this fighting shit 😒
- WAIT A MINUTE! i know that’s not william from girlfriends looking like whatever he got going on uhh everywhere 😩
- “you’re my electric queen” 🤣 same terry. same.
- no he didn’t 🤣🤣 tawm bout a kiss 😂
- man i just KNEW gambi ass was gon steal one of those guns 🤣🤦🏾♀️
- wow ...they actually let jeff win a fight? after he got his ass whooped of course. childish.
- oooooo LYNN!!!! look at my grandmother. michelle obama energy. yes lawdt. beautiful!
- OH ... no.
- shondra.. . play.. uhh... dammit.... kehlani... nights like this”
- no this man didn’t 😩 my grandmother slayed to the gods only to be tricked by a turkey leg lookin mans? complete madness.
“even a broke clock tells the truth twice a day” 🤣🤣🤦🏾♀️
- aww lawd.. shondra .. uhh im manifesting my grandmother not falling for mr. whales bullshit so uhm ..play.... christina aguilera .. fighter”
- writers... y’all really want me to believe Jeff thinks lynn just casually bought him flowers and put a note in it to meet her for dinner? ok.
- shondra ... nevermind.
- “you look like trash” 🤣
- hmm... that was weird... the whole thing with jenns arm like disappearing.. last time that happened was when she was struggling in those alternate universe to not become the worst version of herself... hm.
- jenn.... 🤦🏾♀️
- grace looking at dr. morgan like... *let me find out you tried to ask my soon to be wife in about 15 seconds out for drinks.. and don’t look at me”
- “i paid him 20 dollaz” 🤣🤣🤦🏾♀️ i love my aggravating mother.
- “baby.. you are the love of my life .. will you be my wife too” 😭😭 a poet. william shakespeare could never .
- G R A C E ... lets play a game.. it’s called ...sAy I lOvE yOu BaCk!
- “yes... i do” .. close enough. next week we try again ❤️
- first of all y’all gon’ have to fight me because i am here for the fastest wlw marriage in the history of television. it’s the last season and long overdue for anissa and grace just being happy. dragging stuff out and angst like we’ve had enough and that was barely. so im excited to see where they go from here.
-oooo lawd jeff done seen tobias and lynn dining together 😩 shondra... play... luther vandross.. are you there.. with another guy 👀
goodnight. this episode was everything. so messy 🤣🤦🏾♀️
#black lighting spoilers#black lightning#chantal thuy#thundergrace#anissa pierce#anissa x grace#the cw#nafessa williams
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reactions so far:
-nice chanting
-gloucester and the archbishop have some Beef
-did he just insult his wife
-“speak for yourself bc you spend your time sleeping around instead of going to church”
-okay i’ve been thinking this for MONTHS so i’m gonna say it: this actor (don’t remember his name but he played the duke of orléans in henry v) looks like benjamin bernheim
-“not in front of the body!”
-wait montjoy is in this????????? i thought this cycle was written first??????????
-probably just an editorial decision
-why do you have two dauphins in the same cycle played by the same actor
-still i love andrew jarvis
-oh hi montjoy
-see but this doesn’t make sense for the production. like esc henry v montjoy was a) not actually part of the military, b) gentle and dignified, and c) a total nerd
-okay just paused and looked this up and it’s actually some dude called the bastard of orléans, which is absolutely hilarious
-not sure why they conflated him with montjoy but okay i guess
-JOAN OF ARC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-yeah i remember this from the maid of orléans
-reignier’s double take at joan lmaooooooo
-also i love joan’s outfit
-FIGHT TIME FIGHT TIME FIGHT TIME
-this flute music is so cool
-GET HIS ASS
-the dauphin wants to tap that
-the boys are fightingggggggggg
-annnnnnnnnnnnd here we go (the roses)
-i love all their suits
-oh hey it’s the treason plot!
-everyone in england is an amateur genealogy enthusiast (i mean. for reasons. but yeah)
-these two continue to have Beef
-henry (i think?) is just sitting here like “what on earth are you two going on about”
-“thou bastard of my grandfather” is such a hilarious insult
-“rome shall remedy this!” “ROAM thither, then!” a++ pun
-awwwwwwwwww he’s such an earnest cinnamon roll
-also the fact that this guy played pistol…damn what a turnaround
-henry has a good point there
-gloucester doesn’t trust it and neither do i
-“so help me God, as i intend it not” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-“it is not just that a father’s sin should be so long revisited upon the son” henry v would like a word also henry vi looks so anxious right now oh baby
-the WHOLE rightful inheritance??? nice sentiment but if history tells us anything…
-seriously he’s just such a cinnamon roll
-eyepatch is cool
-oh hey it’s taps
-welcome back joan!!!!!!
-don’t call her a strumpet what is wrong with you
-once again: GET HIS ASS
-victory rally time!
-the dauphin is a SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP
-french accordion is french
-“did i just wipe my face with a dirty sock”
-“what was i supposed to do? i was literally ASLEEP and also of course you have to blame the woman for EVERYTHING”
-replace this scene with “your fault” from into the woods (change the words of course but yeah)
-talbot did not like getting kissed on the cheeks lol
-burgundy is regretting his life choices
-impeccable timing there joan
-is this flute music supposed to be “witchcraft”? bc i know that this play’s portrayal of joan of arc is…wrong
-yeah this may not be shakespeare at his best but it’s compelling
-you cannot make “countrymen” and “slaughtermen” rhyme
-joan’s smile is so cute
-monteverdi l’orfeo toccata jumpscare (but i think it’s the version from vespers to the blessed virgin? correct me if i’m wrong)
-he’s so jittery and cute
-“when i was young—as yet i am not old—“ *gloucester claps* lol
-my guy didn’t you never MEET your father
-dude don’t interrupt the coronation
-“they can talk it out then! and it’ll all work out!” henry 🥺
-wait who are these people
-oh is this the richard ii henry/mowbray scene all over again
-henry just wants peace poor baby
-GLOVE YEETING
-guys aren’t y’all in a church or something
-okay he has a point. infighting is going to help no one
-this is like high school drama
-just showing up at burgundy’s house in the middle of the night i guess
-york’s like “but *i* wanna be prom queen!”
-talbot flopped lol
-awwwwww it’s a family act
-somerset just lounging and vibing to jazz. love it. it’s a mood.
-also i continue to love siōn probert
-this messenger is busy
-okay talbot is actually a decent dad
-young talbot is DEPRESSED
-okay that was kinda sad
-what is this choral piece it’s pretty
-wait DID THEY BOTH DIE
-no dad is still alive but i think the son is dead
-okay now i’m crying
-STOOOOOOOOOOP
-okay i think he’s dead now too
-LEAVE THE WOMEN ALONE
-OH HELLO MARGARET OF ANJOU
-her dress looks like a wedding cake and the collar is really weird
-suffolk is SMITTEN
-also his mustache is something
-“fond man, remember that thou hast a *wife*.” THE WAY HE SAID THAT LMAOOOOOOOOO
-oh she can hear all his asides hahahahahaha
-“set her up with the king! there’s no way this can go wrong!”
-“he talks of wood. it is some CARPENTER!” the way i CACKLED—
-the SIDE EYE margaret is giving
-she’s so elegant
-suffolk: *kisses margaret “on behalf of the king”*
margaret: yeah buddy i know that’s for your own pleasure i can see right through you
-is this another edit? bc i thought that shakespeare had her talking to demons or some shit. admittedly though this is infinitely better and maybe i was mistaken
-oh poor joan 🥺 i wanna give her a hug
-she’s not an ANIMAL you can’t just capture her with a net
-TELL THEM OFF
-wait what? she’s not pregnant joan why did you just say that
-girlie you are BETTER than this. shakespeare what the fuck are you doing
-“sign it now, break it later” impeccable strategy there
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO rip joan 😭
okay this feels like a good place to post
alright henry vi: house of lancaster (english shakespeare company) let’s go
thank you @shredsandpatches
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