#did not happen

[silverlining-ships]

...yeah. I guess I am.

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I think I find the oddest things romantic, but. A big part of the beginning of my arc with Jasper is I know literally nothing about her. So a big pivoting point in our relationship is after a big argument when she apologizes by swallowing her pride and showing me her exit hole in the beta kindergarten... on Earth. She spent so long absolutely despising earth, and she now finally acknowledges her past as an act of love to me...... ooughh 🧡🧡

Did borrow a screenshot for the view of the beta kindergarten beyond the exit hole but did the rest of the backgrounds.... kinda proud of them tbh, I feel like I'm slowly getting better at them!

[chocolate-cream-soldier]

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[communitypoolswimlessons]

It's my first time going cave exploring and I look up to see a fucking bear hanging from the ceiling

[starsspin]

going to need tolkien gateway to site their source on this one because what? where? when?

[nonbinary-octopus]

so the trouble with having a circadian rhythm which best prefers I sleep from about 4am to noon.... is that while I can often manage to fall asleep a bit sooner than that, sometime between midnight and 2am usually, sometimes I am awake at almost 5 in the morning, needing to get up for work in five hours.

so

yeah

that's my evening right now

[cricketcat9]

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[inkonssstantgeissst]

Oboro: In comparison to His pain [the Immortal's] my own suffering is only the equivalent of a bite from this tiny snake [holds up a baby snake]

[turns out the snake is poisonous and when it bites another one of the Naraku who gets too close the Naraku dies gruesomely]

everyone: OBORO THAT SNAKE IS POISONOUS A BITE FROM IT LITERALLY KILLED SOMEONE

Oboro: ...

Oboro: I can remove any toxin from my system

everyone: ARE YOU FUCKING FR RN

[orbitswritings]

i dont think the cast members in animal kingdom liked it when i asked them where the na’vi dick sucking station was,,,,, :(

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[redstonedust]

i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like

[wishfulsketching]

LISTEN. Ambessa could've solved the situation. She is the Twink Hunter 3000, she could've confused Silco enough to save him from himself

Although, now that I think about it, Silco is a bit too old for Ambessa :(

[artsymeeshee]

It is complete…! :’D I wanted to get these done in December but life happened. Regardless, I’m glad I got to finish at a decent time. Enjoy some lovely Pines Winter bonding :D

[cronchy-baguette]

double posting this comic bc tbh it deserves its own post.... thinking about how elphie was definitely crying after she runs off to hide somewhere following popular... what do the two of them think about afterwards....

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

funniest news blurb i've ever seen actually. "there was a plot to kill trump last weekend. no not that one. totally different one. we figured out about it beforehand though so we heightened security at the rally. yeah that rally. yeah the one where-- yeah. yeah that one."

[whump-in-the-closet]

when a powerful figure is reduced to kneeling. when the lord is forced to bow. when the exile stumbles into an unwelcoming bar. when the “beast” is chained by their horns. when a god is dragged behind their enemy’s chariot, a captive and trophy. when the loyal “guard dog” character is muzzled and the silver-tongued thief falls silent in horror.

that’s the shit

it’s about the contrapasso. the reversal of roles and the sudden, plunging terror of being unable to hide.