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...yeah. I guess I am.
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I think I find the oddest things romantic, but. A big part of the beginning of my arc with Jasper is I know literally nothing about her. So a big pivoting point in our relationship is after a big argument when she apologizes by swallowing her pride and showing me her exit hole in the beta kindergarten... on Earth. She spent so long absolutely despising earth, and she now finally acknowledges her past as an act of love to me...... ooughh π§‘π§‘
Did borrow a screenshot for the view of the beta kindergarten beyond the exit hole but did the rest of the backgrounds.... kinda proud of them tbh, I feel like I'm slowly getting better at them!
#jasver π§‘#silver's art#self ship#fictional other#self insert x canon#she is just..... she is so...... oohugh......#my prettiest girl i love her so much#and no. before you ask. i did NOT stay up until five in the morning again drawing this.#did not happen#at all.#this IS a scheduled post btw#me being up at 12pm is crazy tbh I typically sleep until 2
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shit man, i have like 2 hours left to complete this dumbass assignment, WHY DID I LEAVE IT FOR LAST MINUTEEEE
#β dear diary .#β lea's blog .#ALL TJE TIME EVERTIME#TOLD MYSELF I WAS FONNA START 3 DAYS AHEAD#NIPE#NOPE#DID NOT HAPPEN#I WANNA SLEEEEEEEP
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#it's too early#and tbh I do not want to rain on people's parade#but this fandom really has a tendency to create hype over things#and then instead of enjoying the actual thing they will complain about how the thing they thought might happen#did not happen#I am at this point it's on you seriously#it's ok to hope or get excited about stuff#but just enjoy the thing in itself rather than what it could be#sighhh#the entitlement and anger feels really misplaced when that happens#cause the onus lies with you if you create mountain out of mole#yes this is about aaa#this is about the upcoming gg event#either the elation or the meltdown#I guess past fandom related stuff is the reason I get so worked up about it#anyways it is what it is#just needed to vent#rant post#tag ramblings#for ts
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It's my first time going cave exploring and I look up to see a fucking bear hanging from the ceiling
#shitpost#cave exploring#bears#i love bears#They can be terrifying though#DID NOT HAPPEN#please don't continue through life thinking of bears weaving through stalactites and defying gravity
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going to need tolkien gateway to site their source on this one because what? where? when?
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so the trouble with having a circadian rhythm which best prefers I sleep from about 4am to noon.... is that while I can often manage to fall asleep a bit sooner than that, sometime between midnight and 2am usually, sometimes I am awake at almost 5 in the morning, needing to get up for work in five hours.
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that's my evening right now
#original#I took a nap earlier#for only an hour and a half#and now I am not sleepy#I tried to sleep earlier around midnight#did not happen#got up around 2 to eat a food and hang out with my wife downstairs#now she is asleep and I am not
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Oboro: In comparison to His pain [the Immortal's] my own suffering is only the equivalent of a bite from this tiny snake [holds up a baby snake]
[turns out the snake is poisonous and when it bites another one of the Naraku who gets too close the Naraku dies gruesomely]
everyone: OBORO THAT SNAKE IS POISONOUS A BITE FROM IT LITERALLY KILLED SOMEONE
Oboro: ...
Oboro: I can remove any toxin from my system
everyone: ARE YOU FUCKING FR RN
#gintama oboro#i mean#oboro would literally get bit by a deadly venomous snake and then brush it off as nothing#true story that never happened#did not happen#still true tho
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i dont think the cast members in animal kingdom liked it when i asked them where the naβvi dick sucking station was,,,,, :(
#live and learn amirite???#this is a joke btw a joke a joke#did not happen#orbit's ramblings#avatar 2009#na'vi
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good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi
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update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome
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quick translation: γγγγ: welcome home γ η΅γγ£γ η΅γγ£γ: ahhh, it's over! it's done! γ³γΌγγΌ? γθΆ?: coffee? tea? γ³~γ~ γγγγ¨: coffee, thank you~ γγ―γΏγ€γ¬γ’β
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γ«γγγͺ~: it suits him~
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also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience
#'this is my old man yaoi masterpiece' <3333#soooooo cute she is SO excited and pleased about it and so giddily interacting with international fans about it#and marvelling to japanese fans like: did you guys know about this??? old man yaoi \o\ \o/#psttt michiru-sensei you want to do a severance doujinshi soooo bad. please.#meanwhile foul thing from jp twitter this week is the man boasting about how he made deepfake p*rn of his girlfriend's best friend#because he couldn't stop thinking about her#and also he thought he was being such a Good Boyfriend he actually told his girlfriend about it#and he was furious she was furious#he was like women........ i'm doing this for the good of our relationship but women never understand our (men's) sacrifices#you know all those doombait articles about how japan is going to go extinct#maybe that should happen.#anyway. let old man yaoi heal you until then.#michiru sonoo#manga#yaoi#twitter#old man yaoi#queer#gay#long post#lgbt#japan#japanese
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "ππΌππΌβ" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) βwhy didn't he use π«΅πΌ?β didn't exist yet. βwhy didn't he use π?β dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. ππΌ is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent ππΌππΌ as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like
#i swear ive seen this happen in like 3 games now#and every time i am a little baffled at how this is a big deal#but like. well. they DID make an attempt. u right.
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It is completeβ¦! :βD I wanted to get these done in December but life happened. Regardless, Iβm glad I got to finish at a decent time. Enjoy some lovely Pines Winter bonding :D
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#mabel pines#dipper pines#my art#pines family#stan twins#pines twins#stan pines#ford pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#ford & mabel bonding#stan & dipper bonding#all the family bonding!#no id#hope I did justice with these#a spring-themed montage will happen of course#but not quite yet#long post#queue
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double posting this comic bc tbh it deserves its own post.... thinking about how elphie was definitely crying after she runs off to hide somewhere following popular... what do the two of them think about afterwards....
#wicked#gelphie#character design#comic#thinking about how elphie ahs probably never been called beautiful by another human being before...#and that makes me want to pull my hair out#she's crying here because she's scared and in love#after glinda comes down from her popular high she does some of her own thinking.#like βwhy did i say that and actually mean all of it. what's happening to meβ
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