cricketcat9
Zero Gravitas
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Polish/Canadian "bizarrely self-righteous septuagenarian", also: "bleeding heart squishy liberal from Europe", living curently in Ecuador
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cricketcat9 · 6 hours ago
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Kayak Raymi (Winter Solstice) celebration, Ecuador Sierra
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cricketcat9 · 6 hours ago
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WHY didn't you tell him 😡
well it finally happened
so my dad is almost 80, this man's been making Spirk content since Star Trek started airing basically
he never knew ao3 existed, he just thought people stopped writing fanfic when ff.net died, like it was a fad that had outgrown him or smth
he clicked an ao3 link in my pinned last night, realizing that they were in fact clickable
he's mad at me for not telling him earlier. "I don't have a lot of years left in me and there's so much to read"
he's gonna spend his whole retirement reading trek fanfic now jesus christ
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cricketcat9 · 6 hours ago
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Really admire his physical courage
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Cr: nili火火
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cricketcat9 · 18 hours ago
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INCREDIBLY brave woman. Incredibly disgusting men: "are you up to raping a drugged, unconscious woman, my wife?" "sure, why not".
I can hear the "not all men". Not all, only 50+
Enough to make me nauseous and glad that I'm, pretty much, off of any men
Full names and details of every man who was convicted of raping Gisèle Pelicot. The list includes 50 men who could be identified, besides Gisèle's husband, ranging in age from 27 to 74. Among them are a firefighter, a journalist, a nurse, a construction worker, and a prison guard. Most have families of their own, and only about half had previous convictions.
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cricketcat9 · 18 hours ago
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I would YELL "rudeness" at you, Red Robin
also, fuck you
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cricketcat9 · 1 day ago
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The MASSIVELY old elderly person. 75 year old. How did she ever find about fanfic?!
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cricketcat9 · 1 day ago
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Happy Winter Solstice (Kapak Raymi in Ecuador). Art by Eudaimonia by Design
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cricketcat9 · 2 days ago
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I'm here for the RATS
the complete shift in this video is fucking KILLING ME
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cricketcat9 · 2 days ago
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He can go with Elon
“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy
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cricketcat9 · 2 days ago
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The elderly person in question uses the internet since it came into being. Also reads fanfic ( how the elderly person found fanfic, LOL) . One of my favourite fanfic writers has Tumblr. I looked it up. That's it, that's the story.
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cricketcat9 · 2 days ago
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As someone who lived in the Raccoonville, also known as Toronto, Ontario and had to chase my little friends out of the kitchen with a broom, this would totally work
also consider: LOTR but hobbits have Tapeta Lucidum
Boromir gets the fright of his life their first night on the road
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cricketcat9 · 2 days ago
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WOW ryanash2020, just WOW
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This is quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
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cricketcat9 · 2 days ago
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Oh, he can't guarantee, can he? I can guarantee that he can't. Now, what was the point of the tariffs exactly? 🤔
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cricketcat9 · 4 days ago
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Tried beer - the snails not interested AT ALL. . Maybe waiting until I get them artisanal one.
The snake seems to be one of the Ecuadorian dipsas, or caracoleras
It finally started to rain. Power outages in my area are down to 2 hours, and apparently should stop on the 20th. The garden perked up and THE FUCKING SNAILS that you all love so much came out in droves. They eat my plants to the stem. No, I don't want to put salt on them, I'm not a torturer, but nothing works, egg shells, coffee grounds, volcanic rocks, they don't mind any of it. They can climb walls, actually very fast. Some are 3 inches big.
This morning, a rescuer appeared, I learned that the little cute snake found on my porch eats snails! It slithered away before I could take a picture, but it looked like the illustration, only smaller. Mother Nature, send 10 more, please!
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cricketcat9 · 4 days ago
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cricketcat9 · 4 days ago
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We have these people (except the whetting guy - apparently, he has a shop somewhere). We have them, and the costs of repairs are reasonable. I had my favourite shoes resoled many times, for $5 at most. At the same time, the pile of obsolete electronics and cables is growing in my drawer.
I love you tailors, I love you recycling center employees, I love you jewelry repair people, I love you tech repair people. I love you plumbers, I love you electricians. I love you all maintenance workers, who make it so things don't have to be fully replaced when they break.
There are so many ways to contribute to the climate movement.
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cricketcat9 · 4 days ago
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FFS WHY is a universal health care such a difficult concept to understand, Americans?
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