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I must do art fight but the powerpuff girls call to me.. expect more stupid stuff like this-
#professor utonium#powerpuff girls#digital art#dick hardly#i love this image so much#i literally hate dick hardly so much but he's so well written#do you think they explored eachother's bodies in college-#WHO SAID THAT???
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goodnight to everyone except those who consider HIM more evil than Dick Hardly
you better don't go to sleep, just rethink your behaviour
#ppg#ppgs#him#his infernal majesty#ppg him#powerpuff girls him#dick hardly#knock it off#cartoon#cartoon network#villain#villains#sick bastard#him riddle diddle#powerpuff girls
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I choose to believe these three are related
More specifically, (given the rough timelines of all the shows) that Dexter's Dad and Dick are estranged brothers and Prometheus is Dick's illegitimate child.
#Dexter's Dad#Dick Hardly#Prometheus Black#Meltdown#TFA Meltdown#Dexter's Laboratory#Dexter's Lab#Powerpuff Girls#PPG#Transformers#Transformers Animated#TFA#Screenshots#AngryComet Rambles
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I see your Dick Cumbersome and I raise you: Dick Hardly from the Powerpuff Girls
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OP i am kissing you on the mouth right now 🙈🙈🙈 it's been a hot minute since i've thought about Dick Hardly (haha, laugh it up, get all your jokes out now) but ohhhhh god yep. yep this guy does it for me. so sorry to the entirety of The Powerpuff Girls fandom because he is a monster of a human being, and yet...hot with it, right? 😳😳 i see your vision. Dick Hardly is the ultra-bastard version of Vic Diamond. same levels of smarm and insincerity and a willingness to cheat, but vastly different levels of execution. comparing Vic just deliberately breaking down a car to separate Thelma from her bandmates, to Dick immediately suggesting selling a trio of kindergartners to be cannibalised within minutes of meeting them 💀💀 you know me well, anon...you know i can't resist The Absolute Worst 🙈🙈 (god, tinted glasses, why is it always the tinted glasses?! am i cursed????? 😭😭😭)
#what's everyone else's opinion on this fella#and if you don't have an opinion because you haven't seen the episode: it's called 'Knock It Off' and it WILL traumatise you 💀💀#but i have a feeling that a few folks around here won't mind 😉#dick hardly#the powerpuff girls#knock it off#ppg#f/o suggestions#starleskasks
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if you're a CN-adjacent character with a dick joke name raise your hand real high
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Complete Monstober Day 21: Dick Hardly
This, folks, is the face of evil! Making your world's version of the Devil look like a saint by comparison takes a lot of skill! Here's his TV Tropes entry:
One-shot villain Dick Hardly is a former colleague of Professor Utonium defined by his greed. Seeing financial profit in Utonium's daughters, Dick manipulates the girls into giving him samples of Chemical X and mass produces crude replicas of the girls that deteriorate easily. Displaying his callousness towards his sapient creations by ordering a perfect replica of Buttercup melted down for its excess Chemical X, Dick traps the real Powerpuff Girls and slowly, painfully drains them while boasting that he could kill the girls and have Utonium as his slave at the same time. With no charm or comedic traits to his name, Dick was a monster even before drinking Chemical X.
#complete monster#complete monstober#the powerpuff girls#the powerpuff girls 1998#dick hardly#villains
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On one hand, I want to throw away the whole multiverse concept and just give the Powerpunk Girls a creator from the canon universe (*coughDickHardlycough*) so I don't have to complicate things for my fic(s).
But, on the other hand, a multiverse as a concept/trope is very popular at the moment and it's still cool if I implement it right.
#ppg#the powerpuff girls#the powerpunk girls#beserk plutonium#brat plutonium#brute plutonium#dick hardly#berserk ppnkg#brat ppnkg#brute ppnkg
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In the comics, we see that the Powerpunk Girls are created in an alternate universe by Oppressor Plutonium.
And while there's nothing inherently wrong with that, I'd like to propose another idea that does away with the alternate universe route to keep things simple by giving them a creator who exists in the Powerpuff's universe.
My suggestion? Dick Hardly. He's one of the few scientists that manages to get his hands on Chemical X and due to his ineptitude, him accidentally creating the Powerpunk Girls could be plausible (plus he was already making counterfeit Powerpuffs for hire/profit).
I just imagine him in his office or whatever, cleaning his desk (maybe to impress a woman), and he hurriedly throws away some salt packets, a half empty, expired bottle of vinegar, and every other vulgar thing he'd might have lying around. Maybe a glass vial of Chemical X falls out of his lab coat and into the trash can and then BOOM! The Powerpunk Girls are born!
But he hates them! They're nothing like the originals, they're mean, selfish, rebellious, with a dangerous destructive tendency, and he has no problem reminding them about their failures, that they're failures. They're toxic assets ("At least the rejects are obedient"), but he needs the muscle so he keeps them around as his lackeys. The Powerpunks hate the comparisons, and their resentment toward the Powerpuffs begins to form, as well as their weird, complicated relationship with their...boss. Sure, they can't stand him either but it'd be nice if they were treated with some respect as individuals of their own right.
They witness Professor Utonium pleading with Dick to let his girls go from afar. Before anything can be done, Dick meets his demise (or does he? 😉) while the Powerpuffs get their perfect, happy ending. This leaves the Powerpunks wanting closure, leaving their thoughts on Dick to be even more convoluted. Are they angry that the Powerpuffs ultimately caused the death of their father or are they angry that the Powerpuffs beat them to it? Not even they know.
They flee from Townsville, away from anything related to Dick or those girls, living a carefree, crime ridden, crazy life of their own. Years later, they're approached by a certain someone who hates the Powerpuffs just as much as they do and are in the market for three new superpowered siblings with a insatiable appetite for destruction, since the last trio before them defied him.
#this might be an idea i have for a fic so teehee#the powerpuff girls#ppg#the powerpunk girls#dick hardly#him#the rowdyruff boys#rrb#cleaning out my drafts
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
#star trek#Vulcans#Humans#not based on a specific thing#but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq#and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first#would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate#and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for#and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance#the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times#they were just dicks#and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible#you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier#but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on#and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post#but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks#and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be#replaced#hated that couple#if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us#(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people#that no one else wanted to be friends with#I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone#this got long sorry 😭
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Jason: I fight crime the way god intended, with a t-shirt jeans and a dream
Dick: shut the fuck up jason you’re literally more pain killers than human right now, you’re literally so riddled with bullet holes you’d make a sieve jealous.
#Dick: Also you ARE the crime. just shut the fuck up and eat your food#by dream he means a truck load of daddy issues#mommy issues#anger issues#death issues#everything isses#untreated mental illness#oh and two guns :3#no cause peak Jason fit is just t shirt jeans and maybe a leather jacket#armour? I hardly know her!#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#dcu#batfam#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#dick grayson#nightwing#red hood#incorrect dc quotes#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect batkids
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Dark Enchantress rejoicing in the fact that she succeeded in reviving five ultra-powerful villains that she can now weaponize for her own sinister purposes: ❌❌❌❌❌
Dark Enchantress realizing that all she actually accomplished was reviving the Five Stooges and now she has to herd them like a bunch of weird, misshapen, psychotic cats: ✅✅✅✅✅
#lol these are mostly The Boys™️#I love my trio of semi-feral silly violent murderer guys#also eternal sugar is hardly in these because uhhhhhh she fell asleep on the way to the meme studio. yeah that's it#also also Big Dick Spice is canon do not @ me under any circumstances (unless you want me to elaborate 👀)#cookie run kingdom#burning spice cookie#shadow milk cookie#eternal sugar cookie#mystic flour cookie#silent salt cookie#dark enchantress cookie#burning spice crk#eternal sugar crk#shadow milk crk#silent salt crk#mystic flour crk
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Reminder - Dick Hardly is the only villain who made Professor fall to his knees and beg for mercy for his girls. Professor was willing to become his slave for the rest of his life just to save his daughters. No other villain made Professor do this.
I guess we know who's the most evil, wicked and ruthless character in the entire show.
#powerpuff girls#ppg#cartoons#cartoon network#villain#villains#dick hardly#professor utonium#knock it off
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ANOTHER SKETCH DUMP! Featuring more of me playing with lineless art. Batman reborn era trio (dick, damian and steph) I miss you...when will you return from war. Also featuring Steph designs bc I've seen ppl dissatisfied w/ her current look, some good mom Talia, and Jason Todd poetry club. Duke is confused not that Jason would start a poetry club but that he'd have such mid poetry opinions. (ID in Alt)
#dc comics#batfamily#damian wayne#stephanie brown#dick grayson#talia al ghul#duke thomas#cassandra cain#mine#woo new art tag. please god let me keep this up all year#uhh anyway yeah! still a big backlog of sketches but i got burnt out which means i had time to collect some#i feel like my art looks. extremely different w/o lines compared to with? idk i worry that's it weird/off-putting#but hey at the end of the day I'm hardly worrying about my brand integrity on tumblr dot com#duke and cass being at poetry club is based on them canonically being into poetry and for a good while duke and jason got along well#Steph is there for both jason and cass' emotional support (unfortunately there's a design flaw. she can't do both simultaneously)#(which is fine bc cass is fleeing the scene at the idea of having to casually hang out with jason)#(they're the exact amount of similar and more importantly different that it's like putting two firecrackers together. bad)#i really like the steph mask designs... it'd be fun to do something with them but idk what y'know?#I'm just like. if we're assuming that her mask has to be different from both babs and cass then this is what I've got as alternatives#i mostly wanted to practice character interaction with the talia and damian one... and also i love them#looking at james gunns batman movie proposal. you keep your hands OFF HER MR GUNN#please if shes evil in a movie they're never gonna let her be good in the comics again 😭#dc when you inevitably cave and do your next big reboot let the ppl finally have the son of the demon origin (w/ tweaks of course)#idk it's canon in my heart. heartcanon if you will <3#anyway yeah uhhhhhh enjoy?
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blobs again but the birds have multiplied
#.png#dc#dc comics#hal jordan#bruce wayne#batman#green lantern#the spectre#helen jordan#dc robin#dick grayson#tim drake#jason todd#fanart#they’re gonna have a playdate :]#i drew the robin costumes from memory so they Might be wrong but well#comic character designs are hardly consistent anyway#maybe in another *checks* 2.5 years i’ll redraw this again with all the bats and birds#if u want to imagine that damian is there he can be hiding in the shadows of bruces cape
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Bruce has never known peace while watching a TV show or movie with his kids because Dick would start re-enacting scenes or demand that Bruce stay awake while perfectly mimicking actors while Jason would talk constantly explaining the plot and the characters and why this plot reminds him of [current favourite book]. Tim used to call Steph over for movie nights and they would hyena cackle their way through comedies that Alfred forced them all to watch. Damian never lets Bruce sleep (but falls asleep himself) and Bruce never realizes he's sat through the entire film. Duke loves movies, but if it's a Tarantino he's quoting all the scenes and points out specifics in his filmmaking and Bruce always gets genuinely interested so they end up replaying the movie a few times over (to the horror of anyone else present). Cass used to make every snack imaginable so she and Bruce can watch her favourite trashy films (and Bruce grudgingly admits he enjoys them). It gets even worse with the entire Batbrood together at once, but Bruce cherishes every moment.
#It's all fair because#Bruce is incapable of shutting up during Grey Ghost#They can hardly even agree on what movie to watch together and spend the first 30 min just doing that#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfamily#personal#roll call#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#damian wayne#duke thomas#cassandra cain#batfam headcanons
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"Jason was the happy robin" this, "jason was the angry robin" that. Let's all be fully honest here Jason was the lonely robin
#It gets worse the more i think about it aiguaoughhh#they pretty much retconned the people he was close to before the crisis. he only interacts with dick like once or twice#ive never seen him with barbara#he had no team#in terms of school he had rena(?) and then 3 friends that show up in an annual and never again#and obviously with the whole secret identity it hardly can be a close friendship. esp with how little theyre shown#in terms of super friends he had Danny and Kid Devil. which. one is mentioned off hand and theyre never seen together#and the other is from a short story and never brought up again#alfred has his praises sung but we never really see him connect with jay#all he had was BRUCE. and the only way to ever be with bruce is to be robin#is it really any wonder he chased after his mother? is it any wonder who chose to trust someone he hardly knew?#dc liveblog#jason todd#i feel so bad for him all the time for forever#ive just started reading comics after his death but before his resurrection. the hallucination jason era#and its seems to be shaping up to be with him written as the angry robin who never listened#which i Know is because of the writers. but in universe? it just feels like jason wasnt understood or known at all#doylist vs watsonian moment as they say#dc comics#batman comics#and he became a symbol of failure to batman So Quickly. not a memory but a reminder#and every trophy from his time as robin was taken out of the batcave. and every moment as jason was removed from (at least) bruces room#he was on call/on a list as a backup titan if they needed help but he wasnt With them. they teamed up twice#i cant remember if he meant it towards blood specifically or in general rn but he fully admitted to not being good/experienced enough#they didn't really know him and he didn't really know them#wait fuck was rena all pre-crisis. devastating. he stopped going on patrols n being robin for awhile when she was his gf#of course by then he was already A Hero who cant fully ignore how he can help so he eventually was like yeah we should stop a little#obviously there was that catwoman arc going on and i feel writers just liked keeping him away alot. but ough. he was so quick to stop when#there was someone There. and robin didn't have ti feel like all he had#anyway crisis got rid of her im sure. like harvey. when does 'pre and post crisis' actually start bc its not at the crisis its issues after
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