#dib’s like wtf was that

[paynomindtotheinsanity]

[lincolnlogsnfrogs]

i was really tired and stressed today and this bullshit is the result lmao

[greenleaf4stuff]

Incorrect Jurassic Park #19

Alan, confused, about how he and Billy first met: he just walked into the digsite and yelled “dibs!”…

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[cdarkheartzero]

Hi, folks. Take these old doodles from my AU. Got COVID right after my surgery and it’s been KICKING MY ASS in. Wanted to give ya’ll SOMETHING though.

The continuous craziness that is my story! The first Tallest and his mate, Em. They love eachother but Em might be a little unstable (lol). I’m sure it will all work out

I swear I haven’t given up on my fic. Life has been…. Kicking me down a little bit this year. I do have some chapters in the works though! And a one-shot AU!

[alcordipper]

so uh, here's some old art of Dib! it's been a while since i watched Invader Zim (and i honestly need to watch it again), some day i'll draw him again, or Zim, idk

[ghostboy-art]

GUESS WHOS GOT INTO AN OLD FANDOM OBSESSION AGAIN BOIIZZ

[lerios]

Joe Starlinggggg 💖💖💖

lmao OF COURSE you both see the word "blorbo" and immediately think of joe. based and correct he is the ultimate useless soggy meow meow

i need to ruin his life and put him in even worse Situations uwu 🥰

[ryoasukaslittleclone]

Oh my God these mfs be fighting so much wtf I didn't sign up for this when I became Zim's brother and Dibs friend 💀💀💀 --🥮Ryo🥮--

[scarlett-green-rose]

Tim wasn't always obsessed with Batman, strange as that may be to believe.

No, Tim was raised on fairytales that his first nanny - his best nanny - whispered to him as an infant and then a toddler, before his mother fired her for feeding him "nonsensical drivel." He fed on Irish folklore that he could weasel out of the head gardener and roughly translated Slavic stories that his wife remembered. He learned how to read from forgotten books in the manor's library about fae and their courts and trickster ways.

It was actually what lead him to obsess over Batman in the first place. Childish dreams of fairies and the opportunity to see one - not meet one, he had to be in danger for that and Tim wasn't stupid - in person, driving him into Gotham's streets.

He made sure that he wore iron around his neck, kept salt in his pockets and rubbed marigold water on his eyes before he left the house. 9 years old and wide-eyed as he watched Batman and Robin fly across the sky on impossible wings and disappear into thin air, from the rusty fire escape he'd managed to scramble onto.

-

Tim was 10 when he started to lose faith on folktales. When he replaced the cold chain of iron with a camera and bagged salt with undeveloped photos. He kept the marigolds though, growing in a tiny pot in his bedroom where he hid the key to the room where he developed his photos. He didn't know why, but he did.

Even when Robin - Dick - accidentally revealed that Batman and Robin were just as human as he was.

-

Tim was 13 when he finally gave his marigolds away. Leaving the pot in front of Jason's grave, before he finally took off to knock on the Wayne Manor's door.

"Despair and grief over the loss of love"

"Winning the affections of someone through hard work"

"Remembering and celebrating the dead"

"Sacred offerings to the Gods."

That was what his books said about marigolds. He hopes his Robin - not the first, but his Robin, the one who gave Tim flowers himself when he was crying over his mother's grave - understood.

-

Tim was 15 and bleeding from a bullet wound when he found out that Jason didn't want to.

-

Tim was 16 when he goes through his books for the first time in years and reads,

"Desire for wealth" and "cruelty and coldness due to jealousy"

and thinks that maybe Jason misunderstood, instead.

-

Tim was 17 when he finds Jason baking in the kitchen 2:30 in the morning while looking for coffee. Jason's eyes a blazing green as he kneaded dough on the counter top while the oven hummed behind him.

Tim didn't know why, but he stayed. Taking a seat nearby, as he watched the other somehow gently but aggressively work the dough together before Jason began to cut circles out of it with a cutter.

The pastries - Tim doesn't know enough baking to guess and Jason didn't say - were in the oven when Tim began to ramble about his obsession with folktales as a child and how he first thought that Batman was fae when he'd first heard of him. 20 minutes later, Tim was laughing, and failing to defend his child-self from joking mockery, while Jason pressed a plate of warm scones and hot coffee into his hands.

It's the first time that he's had Jason's cooking.

It's also the first time that he's ever had food that was better than Alfred's, but he thinks that the way that Jason's eyes were a brilliant blue by the time Tim trudged his way to his room with another cup of coffee was worth more mention than that.

-

Tim was 18 when his laptop pings in the middle of a business meeting that he can't excuse himself out of. It's an emergency dossier that Constantine wrote on a "ghost" named Danny Phantom and the Infinite Realms.

Phantom has green eyes and white windswept hair that makes him look even younger than he probably is. He looks kind of familiar, but it makes some sort of sense that he does, even if Tim's never met him before. According to Constantine, he's the closest thing to a "fae" that you could in the world, and it's easier to trust someone that you know compared to someone you don't.

Th rest of the dossier is filled with important information on Phantom and what Constantine knows of the Realms itself, but it's nothing that personally requires Tim's immediate attention, so he files the information away and focuses back on his job.

It's three days later when Damian challenges him for first dibs on Jason's cookies, while Jason himself sits nearby as his eyes faded back to a calmer blue that Tim realises why Phantom looked so familiar.

He and Jason have the same shade of green eyes.

TW for mild unreality

So in a lot of DP x DC crossovers I notice that everyone instantly makes the connection of infinite realms = ghosts. But what if they didn't? I mean, to most humans ghost equals dead person. Not everyone in the infinite realms is dead.

Instead, what if everyone thought it was a realm similar to the Fae Realms? A place where everything is only as real as you want it to be, where the land itself lives and breathes and changes it's form every which when. Perhaps that's why the Fentons think of ghosts as mischievous semi-sentient tricksters, they misread some older texts talking about them.

And they could be right in a way. What if dead ghosts are actually the souls of people who caught the attention of the realms/someone in them and so the realms grabbed their soul upon death to keep. If liminality means you're a guaranteed ghost then maybe that's the realms' way of keeping track of Interesting People so they know when they're up for grabs (they were patient and let you live out your life without interference, it's only polite).

But then, why are ghosts so quick to jump to fistfights now instead of battles of wit? Well that's because of Pariah Dark. The older kings were all the cleverest, the smartest, and perhaps Pariah was clever in a way (he turned a battle of wits he would surely lose into a battle of power after all, and that takes some wit in and of itself) but he valued power and physical might more and so the realms changed to reflect that. And then Danny came along. A small baby child who beat Pariah AT HIS OWN GAME. A child who employs both might and wit in equal measure because he knows the value of both. That small child, king of Ice and Snow, Little Prince, Boy King, a Strategist, a Warrior, that tiny kid is now the King. And the realms change once more to reflect that.

So when Danny is crowned King the ghost zone goes back to being similar to Faerie, only with more fights because Danny is not afraid to straight up punch someone (he's kinda feral like that).

So on the DC side of things maybe there's a summoning (accidental or cult induced), or Danny ends up in the watchtower/Gotham/important place, or maybe the League decide they have enough time to scout out Amity Park and figure out what's going on. They meet Danny, who calls himself a ghost, and are like "You're not like the other ghosts I've met but I don't know enough to refute that" and eventually it gets back to Constantine about this "ghost" boy, and he FREAKS OUT. This is an Infinite Realms denizen, a people similar to Unseelie Sidhe in all the legends, him being a ghost just means he was (or would be, time likes to wander in the realms. Sometimes the present is the future and that past has Not Yet Occurred) interesting enough to nab when he died! And they've been TALKING to him?? That's how you get their attention! You don't want their attention! It's bad enough that Red Hood has a guaranteed fast track there with the sheer amount of Realms Energy swirling around him ever since his resurrection he doesn't need any more people putting up massive I AM HERE signs willy nilly! Just because most denizens are willing to wait until you die to try and steal you away, that doesn't mean that all of them are. And now that Pariah Dark is gone, and the New King is perfectly willing to entertain wit and humor in his court once more, well. It's free real estate.

TLDR the Infinite Realms are Fae-Adjacent and Constantine is Terrified.

I-

this is just incredible. I have no words. I am in awe.

[cryptidsandcatacombs]

I love that the fucking gateway drug to get me into regency novels was just to make it gay af LISTEN I JUST WANTED SOME GOOD OLD VICTORIAN BOY KISSING OK??!!!

[comagiirl]

Bad idea. I fucked up. Never mind.

[fastandcarlos]

Hometown Glory : ̗̀➛ Max Verstappen

summary: it all leads up to the race at zandevoort, and we all know how it ends

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ynusername: a few days in paradise with my dream of a husband 💕☺️

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username1: look at how in love they are omg

username2: hope you both got a well deserved break!!

maxverstappen1: you make me the happiest love 🥰

username3: can I have a relationship like this in the future pls

landonorris: assuming my invite got lost in the post 🤔

ynusername: @/landonorris bold of you to assume you were invited in the first place 😂

carlossainz55: rebecca wants to know where you guys were staying

ynusername: @/carlossainz55 tell her to buy me a drink in zandevoort and I’m all hers

username4: I want to know where THE max verstappen holidays too

username5: hope you’re well prepared to win this weekend max!

schecoperez: how does he still look as pale as he did when you guys left 😂😂

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maxverstappen1: little break before heading home for race weekend 🌊

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username6: the dutch fans can’t wait to see you and cheer you on!

username7: what’s the better view? max or the beach?

ynusername: always the best time with you ❤️

maxverstappen1: @/ynusername plenty more memories to hold onto forever ☺️

danielricciardo: I remember the days when you used to beg me to go on holiday with you so you wouldn’t be lonely 😂

maxverstappen1: @/danielricciardo luckily for me I’ve got better company now 😬

username8: these pictures are insane wow

username9: could you maybe just keep your shirt off forever??

charles_leclerc: I hope you didn’t stick to your diet (then I might have a chance of beating you this weekend!)

username10: holidaying with max is the dream

username11: abs abs abs abs abs

landonorris: still bitter I didn’t get an invite

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ynusername: supposed to be at some black tie event but all I can focus on is the view in front of me 😍

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username12: max looks good in anything wow

maxverstappen1: I had a pretty good view in front of me too 🥺

ynusername: @/maxverstappen that pudding did look pretty delicious

maxverstappen1: @/ynusername yeah you did, didn’t you?

username13: omg max flirting on insta I never thought we’d see the day

username14: you just know yn is scolding him behind closed doors for this

carlossainz55: that’s what happens when you date the biggest dutch sport star in the world!

carmenmmundt: idk about max but you look stunning 🥰

username15: how can one couple be so hot wtf

username16: apparently they couldn’t keep their hands off each other all night long

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ynusername: back in amsterdam ☕️❤️

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alexandrasaintmleux: wherever that is I want you to take me there!!

username17: welcome home both of you!!

username18: can’t wait to see you at the race this weekend ☺️

maxverstappen1: so this is what you get up to whilst I’m stuck in meetings huh

username19: STUNNING

danielricciardo: such an aesthetic queen

ynusername: @/danielricciardo 👑👑👑👑

alex_albon: lily calls dibs on you taking her first

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maxverstappen1: home race means I get all the kisses in the world 🥺🥺🥺

104,392 comments

username20: my heart can’t take how cute you two are

landonorris: sick bucket anyone??

username21: the definition of happiness in three photos

username22: I can’t cope with much more of this

ynusername: thousands more where those came from 😘

georgerussell63: I’m with lando on this one!

username23: yn secretly living out my dream

schecoperez: you can stop that in the garage too 😂

maxverstappen1: @/schecoperez soz just can’t help myself

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maxverstappen1: pole position in my home race, does it get any better than this? 🏎️🏁

129,594 comments

ynusername: could not be prouder of you!

maxverstappen1: @/ynusername it’s all thanks to your amazing support 🥺

username24: your dutch fans are incredibly proud of you ❤️💙

username25: never in doubt champ

schecoperez: congrats my friend - knew you’d do it!

username26: what about if you win tomorrow??

danielricciardo: save some wins for someone else bro

username27: an absolute legend

landonorris: I’d never forgive you for not getting pole in your home race fyi

maxverstappen1: @/landonorris let me know when you get one 😂

˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊

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ynusername: could not be any happier, the perfect return to our home. so proud of you max!! 🥰

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username28: way to go max!!

username29: home races are always the best

georgerussell63: well this is a bit cute isn’t it 😂

username30: the cutest photos ever

maxverstappen1: the perfect end to the perfect weekend ❤️

landonorris: thank goodness the sweet home posts are over for another year 😂

danielricciardo: I’ve got some photos of max on my phone that might make you happier 😂

maxverstappen1: @/danielricciardo don’t you dare!

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˗ˏˋ 𝐌��𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ! ´ˎ˗

[lightnersdream]

the insides of my windows are covered in ice can you stop

[lewisvinga]

ultimate wag | alex albon & lily muni he x fem! reader

summary; alex and lily soft launching their relationship with y/n but everyone keeps assuming they’re friends, so y/n takes matters into her own hands to hard launch

fc; various girls on pinterest

warnings; suggestive comments

taglist; @namgification

notes; requested! ALEX AND LILY ARE MY SHITTT, i am actually so in love w them both , they’re soooo🤭

masterlist !

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lilymhe: thailand 🌴⛱️🌊🛥️🇹🇭❤️

tagged; yourusername, alex_albon

yourusername: got a sunburn 😞 but 100% wanna go back😩

lilymhe: i got aloe vera gel i got u pretty girl

username: ALEXLSKD

username: her friendship w y/n is so cute! and i love how alex is close w her too!!

username: couples trip ft y/n😭

alex_albon: cool

lilymhe: u were the least cool out of all of us

alex_albon: wah wah

yourusername: she’s right you were

carmenmmundt: i miss you girlies!! we need to link up soon !

lilymhe: YES i’ve miss you too😢

yourusername: girls trip this time?😁

georgerussell63: not you guys keeping the bad bitches out

alex_albon: how rude!

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alex_albon: recharging 🔋

tagged; yourusername, lilymhe

yourusername: lils was thinkin’ hard

alex_albon: thinking hard or hardly thinking

lilymhe: you both know what i was thinking about 😼

yourusername: oh!

alex_albon: there are children (logan) here, lily!

logansargeant: oh! 2x

username: idk yall i’m not feeling the 2nd picture

username: the way y/n is holding onto alex and lily???? seems more than friendship to me😭

username: nah she’s always been cuddly, that’s how she is i think

landonorris: did you fall

alex_albon: wtf no

yourusername: liar! i have a video of it!

landonorris: SHAREEE

username: alex and his gf and his gf’s gf

username: lily is stronger than me bc if my friend was holding my bf’s face like that, we wouldn’t be friends anymore

lilymhe uploaded to their story!

[caption 1; happy birthday, pretty girl💗💗] [caption 2; too tired to walk in her heels😴 ( told her to not wear the ysl heels bc we were going to walk a long distance 🙄 )]

alex_albon uploaded to their story!

[caption 1; happy birthday, sweet girl🌸] [caption 2; my girls post 2 bottles of wine]

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yourusername: f1 driver bf x golf player gf = the ultimate wag ¿

tagged; lilymhe, alex_albon

alex_albon: the ultimate final boss wag

lilymhe: I CAN TAKE HER I CALL DIBS FIRST

alex_albon: lily wait THATS NOT EVEN FAIR??

yourusername: lils called dibs sorry 😕

alex_albon: love you, sweet girl❤️

yourusername: love you, my best boy💗👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

lilymhe:wow we are all so hot liked by yourusername!

username: so true

lilymhe: my pretty girl!! love u💓

yourusername: love u lils😣💗

username: OHMYOGSIDJ

username: my parents

username: goodness gracious

username: whatta sexy couple

username: alex winning at life w 2 pretty girls by his side

yourusername: u hear that albono?? alex_albon means stop being mean

alex_albon: you only call me mean because i try to limit your coffee intake 🙄🙄

lilymhe: BOOO

logansargeant: ur bf was mean to me today btw☹️☹️☹️

yourusername: i’ll protect u from alex_albon 🤺

alex_albon: u americans are snitches😕

username: i’d do anything to join this throuple

username: this is so weird

username: womp womp , they’re happy so who cares liked by yourusername, alex_albon, lilymhe!

username: i didn’t expect this at all

username: bye i thought alex and lily were monogamous this whole ass time

username: im literally like 😦😦😦 bc since when were lily and alex poly???😩

username: OOMF ON TWITTER WAS RIGHT?

[suprrstaar]

thank u for taggin me!! ☆

tags (anyone can join)): @lizyxml @gl1tchiematt @itsemmiy @cybermoonzz @momo-roo @mllshake @ijustlikeiz @cutepawz98 @cutiepienana @airglowairi @riodoesstuff @nichiperi @zimisalien AAAAAAA

Tagged by @arabriddler :))

Rules: make a poll with five of your all-time favorite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone’s favorite.

tagging @royall-ass @britt-ish123 @part-time-zombie and anyone who wants to join 👀

[sweethischier]

My World | Joe Burrow

note: this is just a fun addition to the little mini social media au i have with joe x zegras!sister!!

one two three

ynburrow

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ynburrow Mini QB coming soon 🧡

tagged joeyb_9

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_quinnhughes Congratulations twin!

liked by ynburrow

yourbff he’s going to be the cutest baby ever 🥹

ynburrow most spoiled too

➝ yourbff not a doubt in my mind about that. especially not with a team of football players and a hoard of hockey ones

➝ ynburrow god i didn’t even think about all them😭

jamiedrysdale ❤️

trevorzegras IM GOING TO BE AN UNCLE

griffinzegras FUCK YEAH WE ARE

➝ trevorzegras Dibs on the cool uncle

➝ griffinzegras I don’t think you get to decide that

ynburrow neither of you are cool enough for that 🩷

jackhughes Mini hockey player*

joeyb_9 🤨

➝ jackhughes I’m sorry I take it back

colecaufield COLE JUNIOR IKTR

ynburrow no🫶🏻

_alexturcotte I can’t wait to buy him his first pair of skates

ynburrow only if you teach him

➝ trevorzegras uh 🤨

joeyb_9

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joeyb_9 My world.

tagged ynburrow

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user1 Joe entering his dad era

user2 1st overall in the 2046 draft in the making rn

jjettas2 Congrats 🙏🏼

bengals Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. QB1🧡

lahjay10_ Gonna get him in a #1 jersey asap

user3 Joe just posting her is the cutest thing wtf

user4 Hope this doesn’t ruin his sesan

trevorsfinstaaccount stfu loser

colesfinstaaccount learn how to spell, idiot

lukesfinstaaccount SHUT UP

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