#diavolo makes another donut

[avatarofcuriousity]

How and why Lilith didn't do anything wrong and still deserves justice.

(Or aka, me ranting about the corruption of the Celestial Realm once again)

(This is essentially just me rambling into the void, but it continues to fester in my mind, so please indulge me if you can lol)

Lilith, the 7 sin's sweet little sister who met an unfortunate fate; did NOTHING wrong. What she did was nothing worthy of the severe punishment that was given. It's one of the many instances of the Celestial Realm being corrupted, but it's THIS specific instance that makes my head spin.

For starters, no, Lilith did NOT get punished for falling for and being with a human. This is a common misconception, so I'd like to make that clear.

What Lilith got punished for; was stealing Celestial Realm food and altering a human's life-span. I am here today to discuss why there was entirely nothing wrong with Lilith's decisions and how the Celestial Realm's decisions were nothing but harmful and hypocritical.

Let's get this show rolling. Let's go over my First focus point: The Celestial Realm Food.

My first question; is why. WHY keep something that could be so valuable AWAY from humans? For angels, their very purpose is to help humans, to quite literally perform miracles. So why?

Why not cure this human of an incurable illness when it's so easy? Why do they INSIST on causing more pain to the human in suffering, as well as the people, and in this case, angels around them?

It's not like Lilith's lover was on his deathbed because of old age. It's not like it was his time. So what was stopping the Celestial Realm from just healing him in the first place?

There was nothing to lose. Lilith could've been happy, and with it, an entire WAR could've been avoided.

The fact that even later in the story, WITH MC, Celestial Realm food is just. Treated normally? It's literally one of the VERY first things that come up! That in Lesson 7, they have food served from different realms when staying at Diavolo's castle.

Devildom food on the first day, Celestial Realm food on the second day and Human World food on the third day.

You can make the argument that it could've been a very specific and special Celestial Realm food, after all, it DOES provide healing abilities. The problem with that is; it's a hypothetical. It could've been a very rare and special fruit, or it could've been the Celestial Realm equivalent to a fucking donut.

In the end; it's never stated to be anything special. All that is said is that it's simply made out to be ordinary Celestial Realm food. That's the plain and simple information given, and unless there's something specific we don't know about; we have to take this as fact.

If it's not stated in canon; then it's not canon. This is rule of thumb.

If we go with this, then we can make the argument that all Celestial Realm food is inherently healing to humans. At the end of the day, no one is batting a single EYE with MC eating Celestial Realm food.

Which brings me to my second focus point: No one is batting a single eye with Solomon being immortal.

Let's bring in another hypothetical! Let's just say that whatever Lilith's human lover ate, turned him immortal. I'll first mention how this is very unlikely if not impossible.

Lilith lived a happy life with her lover as a human. Lilith also died as a human. Why would Lilith's human lover be any different? Why would he continue living? If that were to be the case, you'd think that it would make itself a plot point or at least be mentioned; but it's not.

BUT. For the sake of this hypothetical; let's just pretend he turned immortal. Whether he is still living or got killed years ago; let's just assume he was/ is immortal. (Note: Immortal simply means living forever. This does NOT equal immunity and removing the chances of being killed or something happening to you. Tons of people don't know this, and it astonishes me, so please live your life with this knowledge)

So.

He's immortal.

deep inhale...

WHY IS THIS A PROBLEM. LIKE??? DO I EVEN. HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF. AGGRESSIVELY POINTING TO SOLOMON HOW NO ONE HAS A SINGLE PROBLEM WITH HIM BEING IMMORTAL SO WHY DOES IT EVEN MATTER I SWEAR THE CELESTIAL REALM IS SO FUCKING HYPOCRITICAL AND MAKES ZERO SENSE AND--

Conclusion!

So, uh, yeah, Lilith did nothing wrong and I am 100% a Lilith apologist.

Yeah, no, I'm not ending there. I still have one more thing to add. A question I've asked more times than I can count.

Why?

Why couldn't Lilith's lover live? Why did Lilith have to be punished? Why did a war have to break out?

And since no one will be giving me an answer, I'm providing myself one:

Because they wanted this to happen.

Is it really that surprising? The Realm that has done nothing but scheme, manipulate and brainwash, (gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss) that they were the ones to set up the war? Because they wanted it to happen? And still, WHY? Why would they want this to happen?

Well, for one, if you read this other lil theory/ analysis that you should definitely check out by the way--

God is fucking SALTY.

I'm sorry, I genuinely can't describe it any better. Like. I. Yeah. That's. That's genuinely it. That's the summary, that's the conclusion.

Okai, fine I'll explain a bit more.

God wanted to get rid of anyone who opposed him.

The brothers were already on the brink of falling; even before the war and what happened with Lilith. The brothers, along with Lilith I'm sure; were already defying God and questioning the very system they have pledged their lives to. (Not that they had a choice) God saw this; and so he planned. Planned a war, or rather; an excuse to get rid of the brothers. The very ones that have started questioning and defying him; but never stating it outright.

And the other angels and the like; accepted this and followed like sheep, as an unfortunate truth as that is.

Lilith's crimes weren't because she fell in love with a human, and it wasn't because she altered a human's life-span. Lilith's crimes were because she was defying a corrupted system, a corrupted ruler.

And she paid the price for acting as the catalyst just so her brothers could follow down with her.

Wow! So! You made it! Allll the way down to the end of the post! You read it all, I'm so proud of you! Can't believe you'd listen to my silly lil ramblings, so thank you.

[glamphantasm]

OMxWhumptober 11

so, I really do love Beel - but not the vapid lol food good Beel he's shown as now. I like to think that he has a brain under there - that he has thoughts besides his next meal.

Beelzebub wandered through the convenience store, the fluorescent lights flickered with a low hum, casting a sterile, almost mocking glow over neatly arranged shelves stocked with snacks and arcane delicacies. Modeled after the shops Diavolo had seen in the human world, it felt like a cosmic gag—a semblance of normalcy plunked down into a realm that fought to defy such order.

He drifted down the aisles, his massive form towering over the clinical precision of the shop's neatly arranged shelving. Beelzebub picked up a packet of chips, its packaging adorned with glittering arcane symbols bearing a mundane message: NEW FLAVOR! He stared at it with a sense of detachment, as if it might be the thing to offer a momentary escape from the gnawing pit that seemed to overshadow every other aspect of his being. The store was almost deserted, save for a cashier who seemed more like a fixture than a person. This demon, with eyes so glazed they could have come from the donut display, barely acknowledged Beelzebub’s presence. It was clear that both the cashier and the store itself were participants in a grander, farcical drama. Beelzebub hoped that someone appreciated it. He made his way to the back of the store and opened the door to the restroom. Inside, the cold fixtures and spotless pale green-white pattern of tiles felt out like an invasion from another world. He looked at his reflection in the mirror, his features flattened, washed out as much as illuminated by harsh light. His eyes, usually bright and commanding, appeared dull and disinterested. In this little pocket of order, he couldn’t shake the feeling that his hunger had become his entire identity. The store’s artificially cheerful environment seemed to mock his plight, reducing his nature to a simple, almost laughable craving. It was as if his existence had been distilled down to a single grotesque stereotype. He sighed, a sound that seemed to echo with a sense of weariness, and left the restroom. He picked up an armful of random items—snacks that he had little interest in eating (not that that would stop him)—and headed for the checkout. The cashier’s mechanical efficiency as they scanned his items spoke volumes about the drudgery of their own existence. Beelzebub fought the urge to make conversation. As Beelzebub paid, the clinking of coins on the counter seemed like a fitting punctuation to the moment. He gave a nod of acknowledgment and stepped out into the night. The store’s sickly artificial light faded behind him, leaving him with the lingering sense of being trapped in a role he'd never wanted. Beelzebub felt like a ghost. He looked to the eternally dark skies with a sigh, wondering if any of it would ever truly change.

[amistytown]

Hi love! what are you and Leviathan doing for Valentines Day? 💜

-@levi4thans

Gray 😊💕 Thank you so much for asking!!! I hope you’re having a wonderful day.

Okay, so I’m too excited and at midnight I surprise Levi with Valentine’s Day gifts. I ask him to come to my room where I put everything out on display. I’m a gift giver (friends, family, etc) and probably go overboard. There’s balloons, sweets, plushies, and one of the games he wanted that came out recently. I want to spoil him and show him how much I love him, and he’s overwhelmed but happy even if it screams normie. He’s flustered, speechless even, and there’s a comfortable silence as we stand there holding each other.

He spends the night in my room playing the game I bought him on his handheld console, and I watch, while we cuddle in bed. We stay up late ❤️

We're huge nerds and have a TSL-themed Valentine's Day 🥺 I cosplay as Henry and Leviathan as the Lord of Shadow, of course; costumes made by Levi (maybe they're special variants or event only costumes to make the day even more special hehehe.) And we'll use any excuse to dress up, especially as our favorite characters!

While we're both nervous, we're excited and have been looking forward to spending the day together. Once we’re awake, we take some time apart to get ready. I will meet Levi at his room where I will kneel before him as he opens the door to present him a lovely bouquet of roses.

"For you, My Lord." 🥰

He gifts me flowers too. We’re both blushing as we admire them and each other.

We spend the first half of the day in the Devildom, stopping by a café for breakfast and coffee; maybe the café whose owner is a huge TSL fan or a character café Levi is interested in. Either way, we have a nice time because we’re together and the rest of the world melts away. There’s plenty of selfies to be taken; a few for Devilgram, but most for our eyes only and one to use as a wallpaper for our D.D.D.s.

It’s a special day, but we do a lot we would normally as well, like stop by Anidaemon and play some Mononoke Land along the way! Later in the afternoon we karaoke. Though it’s mainly Levi singing, me cheering him on, but we do a few duets, and then he works up the courage to serenade me despite being very embarrassed afterward lol; I make sure to give him a big hug and kiss to show my appreciation.

Before we head home we give chocolates we made the day before to his brothers, everyone at Purgatory Hall, and Diavolo and Barbatos!

Back at the House of Lamentation we hog the kitchen making a lovely dinner from the official TSL cookbook hehehe. We have a lot of fun cooking together. It’s a very lighthearted but intimate moment. His brothers take the time to tease us, especially Leviathan, and his face is bright red by the end of it; we have to make sure Beel doesn’t eat what we make while we’re not looking too. 

It’s not fancy, but it’s all made with love!!! We just eat and hangout in Levi’s room having a TSL marathon. After dinner we exchange chocolates and Valentine’s Day cards we made for each other. Levi’s look better than mine, but he says the chocolate I gave him is the best he’s ever tasted. There’s a lot more hand holding, hugging, and cuddling. Shy glances and red faces. Soft kisses that make us smile and laugh.

There’s Demonus laced with Gold Hellfire Newt Syrup; it’s based off Dragon Fog from TSL so it’s a perfect addition to dinner, and it gives Levi a bit more courage. It’s then Levi admits he commissioned us special TSL themed jewelry that he was almost too shy to show me. It’s a lovely night ✨

Again, we stay up until the early hours of the morning watching anime and playing games or just cuddling in his tub enjoying each other’s company, happy to have one another in our lives. Just two dorks having a good time.

The next morning we sleep in and hide away in his room to recharge. We order Devil Donuts through Akuber and chill 😊❤️❤️❤️

@levi4thans

[danddymaro]

Taste of Vinegar | Doppio x Reader

You’re on Team Bucci and Have a run in with Doppio

Doesn’t end sweet for you, you poor, silly baby.

Am I corny for the title? His name is Doppio Vinegar, so...lol.

( ๑´•ω•)//(´◡`) 

Word count: 1806

(Cutie Patootie Gif of sweet Doppio)

Taste Of Vinegar

" Just hold on," You murmur with focus as you heal the young man that lays before you, gently smiling down at him as he stirred, slowly being woken as you tend to him.

“Just a little more,” you added in a low breath as you’d already patched up the worst of it, grateful that you could help him in time.

That nasty stand user that traveled underground had really hurt the young man before Bruno had been able to get to him. 

The two continued to fight as you moved aside, quick to help the young man that had, had the misfortune of being in the wrong place at the wrong time, becoming a poor casualty.

“- Luck’s on your side,” you commented kindly, the warm glow that emitted from your hands the simplest ability of your stand, providing those you helped with just a tad bit more comfort than Giorno’s could. 

Even if he could create an entire limb it wasn’t without discomfort, so your easing ability usually made you the more preferred choice when it came to the healing.

‘This guy...’ you start to say to yourself, not knowing exactly what to think.

You’d caught up with Bucciarati right after the young man had been put down, not catching anything that occurred in before you arrived.

You felt quite strange around him. You couldn’t pinpoint what it was, but there was something about his features that made you giggly bashfully, feeling something rather odd you hadn’t before.

Was it his hair?

It was such a lovely color, a playful, lively pink that reminded you of bubblegum, and you wondered if the locks were as soft as they seemed, the locks luring you  in even whilst tousled in a light disarray.

Curiosity got the best of you and your hand tenderly brushed aside the long bangs that had covered the right portion of his face, letting you get a clearer view of his eyes as they fluttered open.

They slowly adjusted to your sight and stared back at you in a daze before they widened, realization falling upon him.

Was it those large eyes? They certainly held something sweet, maybe not like honey, but perhaps dear caramel instead. 

- And you didn’t mind because you always did have a fondness for the flavor.

Could it be his voice?

It was so adorable even while carrying a soft quiver to it as he tried to speak with you,

"H-hold on!" He says his cheeks blazing as you continued to hold him.

The soft tan of his face which was peppered with small specks of freckles filled with a soft color that was similar to that of his hair before it darkened down into a deep coral that was just as enticing.

"Doppio!"  Diavolo suddenly scolded, notably displeased for his most trusted's behavior, the foolish act one that put them at risk. 

There was no feigning the swarm of excitement that filled their shared body, nor the scalding burn that tickled down to his stomach as he continued to be fawned over by the careless woman that touched him so freely.

- She was the enemy, how could Doppio forget?

How could he simply overlook that?

She was with Bucciarati, and a part of those wretched traitors that threatened his reign.

.

“This is no time Doppio!” he then added with anxious fury.

"Doppio!" Diavolo said again, and for once his voice was ignored as the young man eyed you, his attention on you like a mass of bees to the sweetness of honey.

Doppio, in his softly glowing state is flustered at your attention, not knowing how to really behave, not knowing anything about the sudden warmth you filled him with.

He'd never met someone so pretty, nor so truly kind.

It’s not to say that he’s never seen a lovely woman before, because he had. However, he’d never felt one in his heart.

You ;

Someone so pretty. Someone so kind....you were the enemy?

he'd never had anyone be so tender with him, and for a moment his defenses lacked.

His every heightened sense that would have him cautious was deterred and eventually he was lulled back into calm, no longer fidgeting to get away.

Your touch was so sweet he'd almost forgotten how to breathe, and it made him choke on air, something you softly chuckled at as you picked his head up from your lap, along the process helping him sit up properly.

One of your hands then encouragingly patted his back as you continued to care for him while he had a little fit.

"Are you alright?" you said with concern weaved in your tone, and he had to take a pause to gather himself properly. 

He swallowed down thickly as he nodded his head. 

Having no words he then hummed softly. 

He then lightly bowed his head, flustered, still focused on you and that fierce thudding you made his heart perform, all while Diavolo seethed.

.HIs very soul festered with venomous spite.

.

Feeling pleased at his recovery, you were then planning to leave him, soon rejoining your group. for a moment you contemplated asking him his name, but you took a step back from that, choosing to not bother.

-What would such a sweet guy be doing with someone of your profession, of your abilities anyway?

You convinced yourself that it was simply better to leave him be, but something held you back, yet another thing you couldn’t explain.

You turned from him, so close to leaving, so close to drawing back when you heard him speak, his voice holding worry.

" The boss…" Doppio then started, slowly coming out of the daze you put him in, and in the meantime one of his hands fisted, the exposed part of his palm pressing right against his head as it felt as though it were splitting.

 " The boss…” he said again with more spine, ” he's trying to call…" he says breathily, somewhat disoriented, and it's seconds before he's making little ringing noises. 

“tururururu,” he rang, “tururururu !” the second time it escaped him being more urgent as his eyes searched for the phone that rung.

‘Not right now,’ he thinks to himself, for once wanting to deny the call. “Please...not right now!” he outwardly begged, knowing the orders he would have, feeling it in his anxious heart.

-Maybe if he pretended to not hear. Maybe if he let it ring then he wouldn’t try to reach him. 

he thought that,  that would be enough.

Maybe if he let it ring, the Boss would believe that Doppio letting you go was simply a slip up of his.

He wanted you to walk away. 

His intentions were good, a kindness to you, but a treachery to Diavolo, who became impatient and even more spiteful.

Meanwhile, you stood stunned, and it felt as though time had slowed down, your reaction agonizingly bovine.

"The...boss?” you whisper back as your eyes grow impossibly wide, and you feel a dreaded weight anchor your heart, the same heavy feeling tugging down your gut as you stop in your tracks.

Quickly turn to face him again, and during your fast spin you watch as the lovely young man  suddenly stills, the calling noises interrupted by dead silence.

His eyes then snapped back at you, and you don't see the same tenderness there.

 They aren't that darling caramel color, but, rather, a vibrant green that reminds you of Trish, but that lacks her heart.

His gaze is cold, dead, and you wonder if this was the same wretched sight he’d given Leone before he took him too. 

The idea fills you with anger, a burning  feeling that is unbearable  and your entire stand manifests behind you, but that’s all it does.

It shows itself for that split second before it slowly crumbles into what seems like a dying mist.

It feels like an instant, and as much as you’d discovered of his terrifying stand, that’s what it is.

You’re in his range, caught by surprise, and to every disadvantage you could have because he’d foreseen your plan at defense, your futile attempt to survive.

The very second you blink scarlet ribbons flow from behind your back like morbid wings that are attached to you for a moment before they decorate the cold concrete, splattered messily to display his carnage, his unforgiveness. 

The impact is so powerful you lean into the arm that so venomously reaches within you and that's connected to the hand that takes your heart hostage. 

Your body trembles, numb to everything, completely skipping over any pain you could feel.

the muscle still beats within his grip, it being just in shock as you are before it slowly loses its strength, the rhythm slowed into nothingness as it lays growing cold in his palm.

He then retracts his entire arm, and it forces you back into no support, leaving you in a bloody heap on the ground. Your back is pressed to the ground, and you can’t do anything but stare in lamentful silence.

For just a lasting moment his haunting green orbs fall down to the blooded muscle still in his possession, entranced by the gore, 

“You’re right Doppio...she does have a lovely heart,” he muses aloud, and there is  dark amusement in his tone.

‘Wretched girl,’ he thinks icily, damning you for trying to come in between, blaming you for the temptation you aroused. 

You catch on quickly, as well as too late. 

You’d saved Doppio, sweet Doppio who the entire time had held a dark secret.. 

- And the man before you, the devil that icily watched  now was the boss, the man you’d planned to stop.

‘No...’ you thought with terror, with utter regret and disdain as you realized your mistake. 

‘I killed them...I killed them all, ‘ you thought with horror that filled your eyes with hot tears as you think about the rest of your team.

In your last moment you gaze at the man again, and the face that looks at your heartbroken one is once again that of the seemingly innocent man of before.

He stares at you with a look you can not place, but it retains a linger of sorrow too, perhaps apology as he draws back and leaves your friends to find you in the state your kindness had rendered you.

' She’s the enemy,’ He thinks to himself, reminded. 

He knows he isn’t forgiven, that even as you lay there in punishment, he’s on thin ice.

  He begins to leave, but not before he looks down at you one last time, the moment lasting for what felt like an eternity to you.

“Thank you...” he manages to say, and his voice while soft, while just as sweet as before tastes too much like vinegar.

OMG Diavolo sounds like a fucking jealous girlfriend lmfao. That hadn’t been my intention, but I had to leave it in because he would go batshit over someone trying to take his trusted, bby boy from him.

[ozlex]

I want to be fucked in the most sluttiest way possible by everyone in devildom (minus luke!) so here’s how I want it to go if it ever did happen!☺️

“O-oh fuck~!! Y-yeah~!! A-Ahhhn~!!! H-hah~!!” I moaned loudly as barbatos slammed into me. God he was so hot on top of me. The way he knew exactly what I liked make it so much more hotter.. He knew I liked to be fucked nice and deep. So he would always shove every last inch of his cock in my hole. He started pounding harder and harder each minute giving me no time to gain any stamina. “F-Fuck yes! P-pound me j-just like that~!!” I moaned out as I grip onto barbatos back clawing at him. “N-Ngh~!! G-gonna cum~!” Barbatos moaned as his grip on the bed sheets intensified. “C-cum in my hole~! Y-yes yes y-yes~!!!” I moaned as my eyes rolled back. God I was on cloud 9. He was feeling me up so good and I was hoping it would never ever end! “Such a good boy~ taking my n-ngh~..c-cock deep in that h-hole of yours~.!! A-ah~!”

Two hours later of nothing but plain breeding!

“Y-Yes!! I-I’m being f-NGH~!! F-fucked by so m-many cocks~!!” I moan even louder knowing the demon lord diavolo is pounding the same hole as barbatos! To extremely fat cocks in my asshole feeling me up like a cream donut~! My eyes starts to watery and roll back and my tongue falls out my mouth. “Such a slut~ m-making those lewd facial expressions~! You -Ngh~ must really like my fat juicy cock~?” Diavolo says as he pounds my hole even faster. At this point it’s stretched out completely and I love it! The amount of cocks I could fit in me makes me wanna walk around the house of Lamentation and ask all the brothers to gangbang me~! “Y-Yes~!! I-I w-wuv y-your cock~! Ahhh~!! A-Ahhh!! Give me that nice warm cum~!! Yes yes~!” I screamed as barbatos came in me once again and kept going, god it was so hot~ the amount of cum dripping out of my hole onto my fat ass was astonishing~! “S-so good~!!! A-Ahhh~!!!” Barbatos moaned as he quickened his past balls aggressively slapping against slapping again diavolos cock~ in which diavolo took his dick out my ass to fuck barbatos ass! “O-Oh~! F-fuck! My lord~!! A-AHHH~!” Barbatos screamed as he came inside me again~ I was basically a human creampie~ god if Lucifer were here he would fuck the shit out my slutty little throat as if I’m a flesh light~ Barbatos also started to roll his eyes back and stick out his tongue, saliva dipping onto my slutty body~ “who’s a good slut~?” Diavolo said looking at both me and Barbatos who are heavily overstimulated. “W-We are~!! Breed us like the s-sluts we are~!” We both say at the same time and oh god did this lead to the best thing ever!

Another two hours later!

“F-FUCK YES! B-BEEL Y-YOUR SUCH A G-GOOD BOY~!!” Yep beel was here! In fact the whole house of lamentation was here plus Simeon and Solomon! Everyone was getting railed or railing me~! Beel had such a fat cock! Taking his dick in felt so good especially when I saw the belly bulge I had! God it made me cum all over the place~ “O-OH~!! A-AHHHH~!! IM GONNA CUM AGAIN~!!” I moaned out gripping onto beels hair roughly. “Cum for me~ be a good slut and cum for me~” Beel said as he thrusted deeper into my abused boypussy~ I came all over his dick while the rest of the brothers jerked off~ Belphie then got up and started helping beel making into a even bigger creampie~ “A-AHHHHHH~!! Y-YES S-SO GOOD~!! NGH~!!” God I was moaning like a slut oh wait! I am a slut! A cute femboy who’s also a slut~! My cute knee high socks were on and so was my cute choker~ my thong that I wore over here (the castle) was thrown off to god knows where in the room same for my shirt~ and for pants..let’s just say I didn’t wear any~ what can I say~? A sluts number one desire is to be filled with cum is it not? “Such a cute fuck toy you are~ taking my fat cock in the hole.. and not to mention that fat ass of yours~”

God. Maybe I am a slut…..😞

Oh well!☺️

Part 2?

[the-devils-girl94]

Distracting Thoughts

Prompt: Stranded On A Boat

Characters: Beelzebub x Fem!MC

Content Warnings: Masturbation, MC has thalassophobia(a fear of the ocean and other large bodies of water), MC fantasizing about Beel, lots of smutty good times with Beel

(I like how there is a word for how I feel about large bodies of water. Did not expect it to be this long ass word though.)

Another fic for @voltage-vixen ‘s Summer of Smut challenge! Enjoy!

“How on Earth did I end up in this mess?”

A heavy sigh left your lips and you buried your face into your hands.

Right now, you were stuck in the middle of the sea on a boat that Lord Diavolo had outright purchased. Not everything was going so bad, but you wouldn’t be feeling so slighted if everything was going good either.

Oh no, no. It was simply terrible.

For one thing, while you weren’t in immediate danger, being stuck in the middle of the freaking ocean was downright terrifying! All you could think of was scary scenarios of you drowning in this never-ending sea. Like the boat could sink and you could drown, you could fall over the edge and drown, or you could fall over the edge and a nearby shark could see you as a tasty snack and that could be your end. Your mind just kept coming up with the most exaggerated and impossible one-in-a-million chance scenarios that really did no good for you.

You hated being anywhere near large bodies of water, but there was one thing that kept some of the thoughts at bay. And that was you weren’t entirely alone.

You sat on the back deck of the boat Diavolo had purchased, far away from either edge that you didn’t want to be near, and before you was the ever-so lively Demon Brothers of the House of Lamentation. In short, your lively roommates who just make everything so much better...sometimes. Lord Diavolo and Barbatos was there as well but they mostly kept to themselves with Diavolo mostly sunbathing.

Your mind felt more at ease with the guys around since you knew if any of the scenarios did happen, they would not hesitate to immediately step in to save you. Though you still hope it would never have to come to that in the first place. You felt most safe around Beelzebub, the sixth born. 

Your eyes caught him in the pool that was several feet away from you. He was joined by his twin and locked in a fierce game with the second and third born. Well, you say fierce but its clear that Beelzebub is the victor. Mammon and Leviathan were no match against Beel’s pure strength. And had Belphegor been with anyone else besides his twin, he definitely would not have stood a chance against a team up of his older brothers.

You weren’t too interested in their game play, however. Your eyes were trained on Beel. Even before this boat fiasco, your eyes have never strayed far away from the gluttonous demon. For a long time, you didn’t know if it was a crush or if you’re just naturally drawn to his sweet nature.

“Or maybe that chiseled body of his.”

The tips of your ears grew hot as the thought crept in, replacing your previous anxiety-ridden thoughts. Your mind soon became riddled with images of Beelzebub’s torso. Mostly of his glorious pecs and washboard abs because this demon was built like a freaking Greek God. God knew exactly what he was doing when he made him, but him being a demon made his appeal so much greater! It was, in every sense of the word, sinful.

You were brought back to reality when you heard a large splash and some yelling. You looked up in time to see Levi and Mammon getting flung out of the pool by Beel, all while Belphie napped out on a floating donut. The whole thing brought you to tears as you laughed at the ridiculousness of it all. Mammon had caught you laughing and scolded you.

“Hey, (Y/N)! Don’t laugh, it ain’t funny!,” he yelled, but you continued to chuckle. You felt a little bad, but it was so unexpected as Beel had grabbed them by their feet and literally threw them out.

“(Y/N) witnessed our defeat...how uber lame,” muttered Leviathan as he rubbed his now aching back.

Wiping away your tears, you let out an amused sigh and went off on your own to explore the boat. You were unaware of Beel calling after you as you walked away.

________________________________________________________________

You thought it would be a good idea to explore the boat since Lord Diavolo had bought it and anything he buys is always luxurious. And it was but...

As you wandered the halls, you suddenly understood what sailors meant by sea legs. Although the boat was mostly steady, there would be an occasional gentle rocking of the boat. And had it been anyone else, it would have been fine but no! It completely unsettled you and your thoughts once again became filled with disturbing scenarios of that all ended in you meeting your end in some extreme way or another.

“Oh why did I think it was okay to go off on my own?,” you thought.

Feeling sick to your stomach, you thought it best to just retire to your room and calm your incessant thoughts. You flopped onto your bed and buried your face into your pillow. You hope this day would end so you could finally get off this nightmare. You tried to refocus your mind on something else, because even with you running through every possibility of drowning in every way possible, you were aware that you were in safe hands. None of the brothers would ever let you meet such an end in this never-ending sea full of wonders and mysteries.

You thought back to earlier and found yourself thinking of Beel once more.

The images from earlier made you kick your legs as your face became hot and flushed. You groaned into your pillow with frustration.

“Fuuuuckkkk!,” you screamed internally, feeling slightly ashamed for thinking about Beelzebub in such a manner. But thinking of him did make the other thoughts fade away to the background. Plus you may have a crush on him, so..was it totally wrong to fantasize about him showing up to your room, body dripping with water and looking at you with lust filled eyes?

....Okay, hold up, that actually is kinda hot.

It was the most prevalent image in your head. It made you wonder if you would have the chance to actually have Beel in your room and let him take you. Or maybe have the courage to be that daring?

You felt a tingling sensation between your legs and rolled on your back, blushing. You dwelled on the thought a little more to the point that it became a fantasy. And you imagined Beelzebub crawling towards you on your bed until his face was a couple inches away from yours. His rough hands were on your thighs, lifting them up so your clothed sex could feel the hardness of his bulge clothed from the thin material of his swim shorts.

The heat within your core began to grow and before you knew it, you were already trying to calm the growing heat with your hand. You were craving for the imaginary touch that only existed in your mind. Rubbing against your clit, the fantasy progressed into Beel removing your clothes and pushing his shorts down to free his hardened member. You imagined him stroking his cock against your sensitive slit that was getting wetter and wetter in reality.

Your breathing became heavy and you brought up a free hand to go under your shirt and bra to twist at your nipples. The fantasy continued as you imagined Beel dipping his fingers inside of you, stretching out your pussy to prepare you for him.

Moans started to escape from your lips as your hands worked on your body to bring you the stimulation and release you desperately searched for. You weren’t aware of it but you were also moaning Beel’s name. Apparently you were being a bit loud, because you failed to hear the knocking at your door and the sound of it opening until...

“(Y/N).”

You snapped out of your fantasy-filled haze when you heard your name. Suffice to say, you were extremely embarrassed to find a blushing Beelzebub in your room, half-eaten snacks in his hands. You quickly covered yourself up with a shout, but it was much too late. You were sure that he had saw everything. He probably even heard you too.

“Waah! I’m so fucking embarrassed! Oh my God,” you cringed, trying so hard to fold in on yourself so you could disappear. 

“Ah, (Y/N)! I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to barge in like that,” he apologized profusely. He saw your covers move a bit but no sign of you poking your head out. You whined as you stammered out, “It’s fine! I should have locked my door. I didn’t mean for you to see me...like that...so.”

Ahhh, if anything was more worse than drowning in an ocean where your body likely won’t be found, it was definitely having your crush walk in on you masturbating to him. Ok, maybe not that much worse but still! Tears began to well up in your eyes and you fully expected for Beelzebub to walk out as this situation must have been a bit awkward. But instead you felt your bed dip in a bit as another weight was added. A hand was placed on your back and started rubbing in circles. Your lip trembled as your tears fell, because WHY WAS HE SO FREAKING SWEET!? 

Yeah, you were definitely crushing on him. This is why he was the only one on the crush list.

Beelzebub could feel you trembling and his face was still red from walking in on you. Though if he had to admit it, seeing you like that really turned him on. And to hear you moan his name so wantonly was like music to his ears. But he still felt bad because it was your private time that he interrupted. All because he wanted to hang out with you since he wanted to do so earlier, but you didn’t hear him calling after you.

But now there was a massive elephant in the room and neither of you knew how to bring it up without it becoming more awkward. Or your in case more embarrassed.

“(Y/N)?”

“Yes, Beel?”

“I’m still sorry for earlier. I wanted to hangout, but do...do you want me help you a bit?”

You shot up like a rocket and turned wide-eyed to face a startled Beelzebub, who was feeling a bit pervy for asking you that question. But to you, he didn’t need to feel like that because this was the moment you were thinking of earlier! You started to laugh at the irony, causing Beel to become confused which you noticed.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I’m not laughing at you, Beel!,” you chuckled out. “It was just that earlier I was thinking of what would I do if I had you in my room all to myself.”

At that, the gentle giant smiled at you, understanding why you were laughing. He crawled towards you, his face a few inches from yours. You were smiling but your face grew warm.

“So is it a ‘yes’?,” he asked, though his lips were drawing in close to yours.

“Y-yes-mmph,” his lips had closed in on yours and you felt his hands come up to your shoulders. Sliding off the covers from your body, Beel gently laid you back on the bed. You wrapped your arms around him as he coaxed your mouth open with a bit of prodding from his tongue. You could taste the sweetness of the snacks he had earlier as your tongues became entangled. You gasped when he pulled away.

Beelzebub set his focus on leaving kisses on your neck, starting a trail. He got to your breasts and cupped them in his hands, firmly squeezing them. A squeal escaped from your lips when you felt his wet tongue teasing your nipple. He sucked it into his mouth, pulling before letting it go with a pop.

"Ahhaaa, Beel! Please," you pleaded as he devoured your chest. You couldn't take it with him pulling, twisting, and sucking on your sensitive nubs. Your hands had moved to his forearms and you held a firm grip on them as Beel sucked away.

With a final tug, he left your poor nipples alone, going back to his task of leaving butterfly kisses on your body. Your body trembled with ecstasy but soon jolted from a shock when you felt a wet appendage lapping at your swollen clit.

Once Beel had finished leaving you kisses, he came across your pussy, still wet and glistening from when you were masturbating to him. His eyes darkened as his mind drifted back to that scene of you pleasuring yourself, seeing your delectable juices dripping your core.

He just knew that he had to taste you. To devour such a pretty, pink platter that was meant for him to sample. As soon as his tongue made contact with your clit, he felt you jump but he continued to lap at it, enjoying the taste and fragrance you gave off. You squirmed and your pants started to fill the room. Your toes curled and your feet had a hard time not slipping off your sheets as you encouraged Beel to keep going.

His tongue parted your puffy, pussy lips and he noticed your legs trembling. So he hooked his hands underneath your knees, spreading them further to her better access. He let your legs rest on his shoulders, all the while keeping his mouth on you.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck," you chanted over and over as your back arched, wanting to rub your sex over his tongue. You could feel yourself coming undone and on the verge of cumming. Beel's member twitched against the thin fabric of his swim shorts as he could tell your release was imminent, but...

Reluctantly, he pulled away from your pussy. He really wanted you to release all your tasty juices over his cock. He wiped away the mix of his saliva and your own cream from his chin.

You groaned but it turned into a squeak when Beel crawled back on top of you. Your legs were still over his shoulders and so you felt your body being folded in half but it wasn't too uncomfortable. But it aroused you more as you could feel his bulge heavy against your sex. You wanted it inside, for it to stretch your walls as you take every inch Beel gave you. For you to cream all over it so you could lick it off him and he could do it all over again.

Beelzebub's lips pressed against yours and you wasted no time parting your lips so his tongue could share the taste of your pussy. You could feel Beel's hands fumbling to pull down his shorts to let his cock finally breath. His lips never left yours, even as he guided his cock to your hole. You had braced yourself but was pleasantly surprised when he sanked into you with ease, but it still raised a moan out of you as your wall stretched to accommodate him.

Beel broke the kiss to let out a hissing sound as your pussy took him in so smoothly. He could feel you clenching around him, wanting to greedily take in more. But he was fully seated inside you, his balls pressed firmly against the plumpness of your ass.

"Shit...(Y/N), you feel so fucking amazing," he said as he recaptured your lips with his and rocked his hips to get a little friction going. He pulled back until only half of his dick was inside and slammed back into you. He repeated the action a few more times, drawing out moans that ended up getting swallowed up by him.

You pulled away from the kiss to cry out freely as he set a hard, quick pace as his hips connected with yours repeatedly. The slapping sound of your skin colliding overcome the sounds of your moans and cries. Beel couldn't help but groan at the way your pussy tightened around him with every thrust. Your body trembled against his as the heat became overwhelming. Your hands scrambled to grip at something, changing from scratching at Beelzebub's back or balling up your sheets into your fist, as you feared that the pleasure was going to take you away.

The seams were tearing and Beel could feel you were close as your pussy convulsed around him. So he sat up, holding your legs up, and pounded away at you. Your moans turned to screams and chants of Beel's name as his cock wrecked you.

"Beeeeel! I'm cumming, cumming!," you screamed, but it didn't deter him even as your released overflowed on his cock. The consistent clenching of your pussy finally drove him over the edge and his seed coated the inside of your walls, a deep growl erupted from him as he pressed his cock deep inside you.

With the both of you spent for the moment, Beel slipped out of you and collapsed beside you. However, he wrapped his arms around you to bring you closer. You sighed contently, feeling very much satiated as well as Beelzebub.

You felt lips pressing against your forehead and giggled before giving Beel a chaste kiss on the lip.

"That was amazing," you smiled. You saw his cheeks redden and the hug tightens.

"I-I would like to do that again...maybe sometime," spoke the blushing giant as he looked into your eyes.

The tips of your ears turning red as you agreed.

You figured this boat nightmare wasn't too bad as you snuggled up to Beel's chest, wondering if you had the courage to say you like him.

You saved the thought for another day to ponder later.

[davyjoneslockr]

whats your opinion on the pink haired characters in jojo?

Okay so. I haven't watched the new batch of Stone Ocean yet (waiting for a friend to catch up and then we're going to watch them weekly to replicate JoJo Fridays :]) and I'm an anime-only, but just based off my impressions, Hot Pants and Yasuho are lovely and deserve the world, and Anasui is terrible but also pathetic and honestly? I kind of love that

Anyhow. For the ones I do know.

Reimi is a sweetheart and she deserved more screentime. That moment at the end of DIU where she basically sends Kira to Hand Hell? Excellent. Immaculate. I also really wish they would've explored her relationship with Rohan more, especially since she knew him as a kid (and seemingly before he became Like That). I've seen people toss around some headcanons about her being friends with Tomoko/Aya/Shinobu before her death. Idk she had a lot of missed potential (like most JoJo women :/), but I do like her a lot!!

Trish <333 Best girl pre-SO. Pinkest girl ever. The only woman in Italy. Again, I wish she had more development in the series proper, and I don't like that she's pretty much a Macguffin for half of VA, but I love that she eventually becomes an active player and serves as a sort of contrast against the rest of the Fucked Up main cast. At the end of the day, she's not like the rest of them - she's a normal girl that's been thrust into this situation - but the fact that she hasn't been hardened and disillusioned through years of violence is a strength, and that's sick as hell. I think she's an interesting parallel to Giorno, in that he actively shuts out "soft" things (ie emotions and feelings) with this stoic, somewhat distant demeanor - and so does Trish, at first. And while Giorno doesn't really grow much as a character in VA (which is. a topic for another day), Trish does; it's once she puts away the aloof primadonna façade and embraces the things that make her her that she truly becomes strong. Anyhow I think that's neat.

Doppio is. Fine. I guess. Idk I don't think about him much, he's funny and fucked up and the fight with him and Risotto was sick. The fandom does him really dirty. I just. Uh. Have no deep thoughts about him. Shrugs.

Diavolo I do have some thoughts on. People have written thought-provoking essays about morality in VA that convey my thoughts better than I could, but to me, unlike other JoJo villain fates, nothing about his felt cathartic? And that's because imo, he's not a very well-developed or good villain. Obviously some of this just comes by virtue of him not existing on screen until the final act (and then spending most of that as a spirit in other people's bodies), but like. he never feels truly threatening, because all his Evil Acts are pretty much off-screen, or committed while he's nothing more than a shrouded, vague concept. Like, we're told he sells drugs, and That's The Worst Thing Ever because Giorno and Bucciarati think it is. He tortures and kills Sorbet and Gelato, but... the main cast does the same thing. Constantly. Like, I'm pretty sure I saw somewhere that Giorno and Narancia have some of the highest kill counts in the series (for protagonists at least), Mista is seemingly well-practiced in some fucked up torture methods, and. I mean. Look at what Giorno does to Diavolo at the end of the part. Diavolo tries to kill Trish, donuts Bucciarati, and kills Abbacchio while he's not even visible and we don't have any tangible character to tie the concept of the Boss to, and Narancia's death happens completely off-screen, making him feel less involved with these events, I guess - especially compared to, say, Dio making Jonathan's life hell and personally gutting Kakyoin, Kira carrying around the evidence of his murders and killing Shigechi/nearly killing Okuyasu on-screen, etc. Resisting my urge to rant about Giorno again, but I think part of it has to do with the fact that the protagonist he's up against has had very little struggle against any opponent, and the suspension of disbelief isn't enough for me to think that, hm, maybe Giorno won't kick his ass immediately (which. he does.) It just makes his fate feel disproportionate and his role as a villain kinda ineffective. Idk. That probably makes no sense but I have a lot of. Thoughts. About VA's writing. And Diavolo is a major part of it.

[step-on-me-lucifer]

So all of these were sitting in my drafts. Enjoy

Mammon: So I come back home and there’s a huge flock of vultures on my roof

Levi: they’re waiting for you to die

Lucifer: Can someone tell me why there’s a cow in the common room.

Beelzebub: We were out of milk so I panicked and bought a cow

*Mammon rollerblades into class with sunglasses and a Pina colada* Guys, you’re not gonna fucking believe this...

Mc: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him. What should I do?

Satan: Punch him in the stomach, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him

Asmodeus: Tackle him

Levi: Dump him

Mammon: Kick him in the Shin

Lucifer: Just ask me to lean down!

Belphie: I could kill you if I wanted to

MC: Yeah? So could another human.

Belphie:

MC: So could a dog.

Belphie: ....

MC: So could a dedicated duck

Belphie: ???

MC: You aren’t special, Belphegor.

Levi: Mammon is so useless.

MC: No he’s not!

Mammon: Thank you-!

MC: He can be used as a bad example

Lucifer: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Mammon: *walks in*

Lucifer: Oh look there it is again

Asmodeus: How do Mammon and MC usually get out of these messes?

Satan: They don’t. They just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one

Levi: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

MC: What?

Levi: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.

Beelzebub: Did you eat my powdered donuts?

Mammon: No.

Beelzebub: Then what’s that white powder on your pants?

Mammon: Cocaine.

Belphie: So what time does the judgmental express arrive?

Mammon: Lucifer should be back at noon

MC: Let me see what you have.

Solomon: A knife!

MC: No!

Mammon: Say yes to drugs.

Simeon: Say no to drugs

MC: It doesn’t matter what you tell drugs

MC: Because if you’re talking to drugs, you’re taking drugs.

Belphie: Have you seen the thing?

Lucifer: What thing?

Belphie: You know the thing! I seemed to have misplaced it and it’s of great importance.

MC walks in: Hey guys!

Belphie: Ah there it is!

Lucifer....

Diavolo: ....You lost MC?

Diavolo: So you see, there’s hope for anyone!

Mammon: Even me?

Asmodeus: Hell no.

MC: I hate when people ask “what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?” Like. Awfully bold of you to assume I’ve reached peak dumbass

Asmodeus: Hello people that do not live here.

Simeon: Hi!

Solomon: Hey!

Asmodeus: I gave you that key for emergencies.

Solomon: We were out of Doritos.

MC: So what’s it like having Satan as a brother?

Asmodeus: Once I asked him for a glass of water while he was mad at me and he brought me a cup full of ice and said “Wait.”

Barbatos: Remember tomorrow is trash day.

Satan and Levi: *Drag Mammon out to the curb and leave him there*

[wallgirl]

All characters reactions to MC stealing a car and doing donuts in a parking lot until they spin out, leading to their arrest (Headcanons)

Lucifer

What in the world were you thinking?

Great. Lucifer had had hopes you might be smarter and more responsible than his brothers, or at least less of a handful - but now those hopes were dashed.

Only bails you out quickly because the whole Devildom doesn't need to catch wind that one of the first human exchange students is sitting in jail. Otherwise, if it were up to him, you'd be ruminating in your cell for a day or two.

You're placed on lockdown, with special charms on all entrances and windows to the HoL to monitor your coming and going, and to keep you home during the night.

Just another headache for him. Not only does he have to keep other demons from killing you, he has to keep YOU from killing you.

He's only keeping his patience for Diavolo's sake. But once this is all over, boy, does Diavolo owe him big time.

Mammon

What the hell were ya thinking?!

If you're gonna do something like that, you could've at least brought him along too.

Lucifer beats him for this little speech and sends him back to react more appropriately.

Okay, look, human, you're not the only one with their neck on the line here. I am supposed to be guarding you, after all. So could ya try to rein it in... so, you know, Lucifer doesn't kill me?

In private, he'll tell you that he doesn't blame you for seeking a thrill, but there are other, less deadly ways to do so. He's willing to show you around, just don't tell Lucifer!

Leviathan

Nani?!?!?

Completely caught off-guard. He's seen people do donuts in some of his movies, and he knows that if the stunt goes wrong, humans don't really walk away from it unscathed.

A little wary of you. If you're willing to risk your own life and break the law for some adrenaline, maybe you're not quite as stable as he thought...

Satan

Mhm. And you thought that was a good idea why?

He's finding it hard to grasp this level of stupidity. He'll question you for a little bit, trying to understand what thought process led you to thinking that that was a smart thing to do.

Entertained by Lucifer's scramble to sort out the problems you've caused. At least there’s that.

Tempted to egg you on to do something else... Just to watch Lucifer sweat.

Asmodeus

Eh?!

Asmo knows all about the need to get one's kicks and thrills... but this is excessive. Dying isn't cute; too messy. And jail wreaks havoc on the skin.

Wonders if you really understand the weight of what you did. Like, you do know you could've gotten seriously injured from that, right?

Scolds you lightly for not thinking about the consequences. You could've ended up with injuries on your cute face!

If you want to feel a real rush, he knows just the thing~

Beelzebub

Very disappointed at first that you didn't think to invite him. He loves donuts!!

When it's made clear that you didn't mean food, he becomes greatly concerned. Why would you do something like that? Were you upset? Was this some kind of self-destructive behavior?

Asks you to promise him that you won't do something so foolish like that again. He hates the thought of you getting hurt.

For a while afterwards, whenever you're going out, he'll ask what you're up to, just to make sure you're not going to do something dangerous like that again.

Belphegor

Doesn't even want to deal with this.

Doesn't even get out of bed to address it until Beel asks him to say something to you.

He tells you in no uncertain terms that you're an idiot for what you did. But it's not his place to really scold you for it. You're an adult, you can do as you please, and you'll have to face the results of it.

He is actually disturbed that you would do something so dangerous, though he's trying not to show it. He goes around himself to check the charms Lucifer's placed... and adds a few of his own where Lucifer may have missed.

May ask you with a dry grin when he sees you going out if you're headed out to do donuts again.

Diavolo

Haha Um, okay.

This really wasn't something he'd planned for. Diavolo may be a demon, but he understands that humans have a general respect for the law and their own safety, so this throws him for a loop.

He won't really scold you or get mad, he's just really concerned. He'll ask if someone goaded you into doing it, or if you're going through something mentally/emotionally that led you to do this.

Once he’s sure there aren’t any special circumstances, he asks you, regardless of what your human customs may be, to please respect the laws of the Devildom... and please, don’t be so reckless.

Now he has to worry about one of the first exchange students of his program being a loose cannon. He makes sure there are eyes on you as much as possible to prevent you from doing something else in the future.

Barbatos

Ah... well, this wasn't a future he'd checked for.

Murder? War? Civil unrest? Sure, he'd checked for multiple futures involving MC. Driving recklessly and doing donuts in parking lots? Not so much.

Slightly amused by the oddness of the situation, but he knows your erratic behavior could lead to problems for Diavolo if they don't keep a handle on things. He's on guard now, constantly keeping an eye on the ever shifting future.

Tempted to ask you whenever he sees you if you've broken any more laws recently. He'll never admit it, though.

Solomon

Well, isn't this interesting. His fellow exchange student appears to be a little bit bonkers.

He finds it entertaining, to say the least. He asks you if you have any more shenanigans planned for the future.

Of course, Solomon isn't stupid, and he knows that you getting yourself hurt wouldn't bode well for the exchange program. If he does catch you doing something dangerous, he'll do what he can to ensure no harm comes to you.

In fact, he may even ask to come with you. Solomon likes a good thrill himself, and if he's with you, there's no way you'll get hurt.

Simeon

...What?

Simeon had already caught on that you were a bit... reckless, but this took the cake.

Wonders if Diavolo knew that you had these tendencies before bringing you to the Devildom.

Will not be letting you spend much time around Luke alone, or just in general - you’re not a good influence for an angel-in-training.

Luke

Why would you do something so dangerous?!

He’s super upset that you would do something so risky just to have some fun.

He’ll yell at you more than anybody else, simply because he’s worried and upset and doesn’t know how else to express it.

Give him a pat on the head and promise him you won’t do something like that ever again, (even if you don’t mean it) because that’s the only way his tears will stop.

Takes to spying on you whenever he can to make sure you’re staying out of trouble.

[hallowxiu]

Mint to Be

pairing: beelzebub/gn!mc

word count: 687 words

summary: Beelzebub comes back for more food-related pick-up lines.

a/n: part 15 of the mc isn’t good at pick up lines series

part eleven | part twelve | part thirteen | part fourteen

Beelzebub:

I am not content anymore.

MC:

????

did something happen?

wait, are you mad at me?

Beelzebub:

What? No. 

But I am no longer content. 

MC:

beel, i need you to be more specific

Beelzebub:

You’ve been giving my brothers so much attention lately. 

Especially Lucifer.

Why aren’t you giving me anymore pick up lines?

I liked the ones you told me back then.

MC:

s-someone likes my pick up lines??

am i dreaming????

Beelzebub:

You’re not dreaming.

At least I don’t think you are.

MC:

i’m sorry if you’ve felt like i’ve been ignoring you for the others

you should have told me sooner beel :((

i’d never ignore my favorite redhead 

Beelzebub:

:) 

MC:

ok ok here goes nothing

did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine

Beelzebub:

That doesn’t make any sense.

How would I fall from a vending machine?

Like, did I fall out of one??

MC:

because you are a snack

Beelzebub:

Oh.

That was cute, I liked that one.

MC:

that makes me happy beel

Beelzebub:

But are you saying you want to eat me?

MC: 

beel, no

i think you misunderstood

ask asmo what that means later

anyway

are you a banana because i find you a-peeling 

Beelzebub:

I like that one a lot.

I like your food pick up lines, even if they’re a little confusing at times.

MC:

god you are so wholesome

Beelzebub:

I don’t know what he has to do with this, but thank you.

MC:

you’re right, my bad

Beelzebub:

Another one please.

MC:

whew, high demand

good thing i have some on the ready at all times

just in case lucifer ever asks for one

Beelzebub:

I don’t know if that’ll ever happen.

MC:

it might, you don’t know that

maybe one day he’ll realize how good my pick up lines are

and he’ll come running into my arms

that or diavolo will ask me for some one day

he did like my pick up lines

Beelzebub:

That has a higher chance than Lucifer asking.

MC:

i’m jared, i’m 19, and i never fucking learned how to read

Beelzebub:

Your name isn’t Jared.

And you can read.

And why are you swearing? Are you mad at me?

I’m sorry.

MC:

nO WAIT 

I’M NOT MAD I PROMISE

IT WAS A MEME

A JOKE 

NEVERMIND

FORGET I SAID THAT

MC:

uh 

anyway

are you a doughnut 

because i find you 

a-dough-rable 

Beelzebub:

I want a donut now.

MC:

i’ll get you one later

you make my heart skip a beet

Beelzebub:

Lucifer might get mad at that. 

Humans can die if their hearts skip too many beats, right?

MC:

no beel

like

a beet

the food

Beelzebub:

Oh.

That’s funny.

MC:

this worked better in person when i had the actual food on me

Beelzebub:

I appreciate it anyway.

I like it.

Just like I like you.

MC:

omg beel

pls 

i cannoli have eyes for you

Beelzebub:

That’s my favorite one right now.

You have stolen a pizza my heart.

MC:

!!!

did you just respond to my pick up line with another pick up line???

Beelzebub:

Maybe.

MC:

well 

i think we’re mint to be

Beelzebub:

You’re so sweet you have my eyes glazed over like donuts. 

MC:

you’re spicier than sriracha 

Beelzebub:

Perfect response. 

Too bad we cantaloupe. 

MC:

if i wrote a cookbook you’d be my favorite recipe 

Beelzebub:

Are you from a cafe? Because I like you a latte. 

MC:

are you a pizza at a chinese buffet? 

because i want you, but can i trust you?

Beelzebub:

I’ll eat any pizza at any place.

Unless Solomon or Mammon made it. 

MC:

i should have expected that answer.

Beelzebub:

I think we’d grow a great organic garden together.

MC: 

i think we’re engaged now, beel

that one is very domestic 

Beelzebub:

I mean, I’m not against it.

MC:

brb telling lucifer i’m engaged now

Beelzebub:

No, wait. 

MC:

i lied

i don’t actually want you dead

anyway 

call me an ambulance 

because you just

Beelzebub:

You’re an ambulance?

MC: 

i think here is a good place to stop for the day

[doodlebloggin]

The one where Giorno died on the island came back as a vampire

i’m so sorry it took so long to get back to you things got really hectic for both of us over the last few days haha but yeah!! also just a warning the fugio isn’t as prominent as my post about it may have implied. it’s there but only a little. anyway.

So the whole au is built on the idea that vampire blood in a person’s system will turn them into a vampire, but it doesn’t take effect unless they die. Giorno has vampire blood because of Dio, but since he’s alive it can’t quite affect him. So we killed him.

Basically, he ran to Bruno a lot sooner than he did in canon, barging in on Bruno mostly dead and still trying to get Trish to safety. After making quick work of Bruno’s wound, Giorno gets himself caught by Diavolo and killed. The rest of the gang leaves his body behind since they don’t have time to deal with that, and Fugo stays behind like he does in canon.

Fugo’s all sulky until Giorno shows up significantly less dead than before but still completely drenched in blood. Neither of them knows what the hell just happened. Fugo gets Giorno caught up on the situation, they have a bit of a heart-to-heart that convinces Fugo that maybe helping Bruno is the right thing to do (we both think he could have been on board in the first place if there had been an opportunity to talk and think it over), and then Giorno’s vampire instincts rear their head and he chases Fugo around before Fugo finds a rat to throw at Giorno instead.

Giorno eats the rat and comes to his senses and is, predictably, kind of freaked out. They have another talk until Giorno calms down, and then they decide to go after the gang. Bruno still has a tracker brooch from Giorno, so Giorno is able to figure out where he is.

There’s shenanigans. They find a way to travel to Rome. They bond. On the gang’s end we decided Abbacchio doesn’t die because it’s our au and we do what we want Bruno is more careful about losing members this time around since someone other than him had already died, so he left Mista with Abbacchio to cover him.

Giorno’s entrance into the battle on the outskirts of Rome consists of him dropping from a rooftop onto Secco and going WRYYYYY the whole way down. He is, of course, not affected by the mold. This happens at about the time that Bruno and Mista were trying to escape up the stairs, so he stays with them. Fugo is waiting in the car he and Giorno stole to get there. On the drive Giorno and Bruno talk about the odd circumstances and Giorno confesses to the vampire thing. Mista freaks out a little but he’s placated quickly.

Giorno still goes with Mista to take out Cioccolata. Fugo and Trish go with Bruno to take care of Secco. In the meantime, Doppio is trying to infiltrate the Colosseum. It’s a bit more difficult than in canon since he can’t pull the same trick with Bruno this time, but he still manages to catch Polnareff off guard and donut him, and Silver Chariot Requiem still happens. Since it took longer for Doppio to infiltrate this time, though, the gang gets there in time for Giorno to heal Polnareff before everyone passes out from SCR.

Some of the body swaps get switched around. Mista, Trish, Diavolo, Giorno, and Narancia all end up in the same place as canon. Bruno and Fugo switch. Polnareff and Abbacchio switch. Doppio switches with Coco Jumbo. Narancia has a bad time with the sudden vampire biology. He also survives being impaled because of the vampire biology.

We haven’t figured out exactly how the final battle plays out, but we do know that Abbacchio puzzles out where Diavolo is, they all find Doppio and get some info out of him, and also Doppio lives and gets to have some revenge on Diavolo for trying to abandon him.

Once the whole battle thing is over it’s morning so Giorno is kind of stuck in the Colosseum for the day but his friends stay with him to keep him company  c:

That’s like… a rough summary. We have some specific scenes more fleshed out, but that would make this thing way too long haha.  We’ve also realized this doesn’t showcase the fugio well but it’s in a lot of smaller scenes that don’t fit in a broad summary and some stuff that comes after the main story.

I am going to attach the bit @rosenmarille wrote about Giorno and Fugo’s first conversation after Giorno wakes up though because it’s really good and I want you to appreciate her writing skills.

[dolphin-enthusiast]

Dear father, may I request a head canon for the villains suddenly cracking out a sad joke in the middle of a intense fight?

Dio:

- He never really takes anything seriously, so it’s no surprise that the second he found himself backed into a corner by Jotaro he started babbling nonsense just to conceal his rising anxiety.

- And just like that he tried the intimidating method once more and went for a more...personal insult. He tried dissing Jotaro’s hair-hat thing, but in the end Dio only made himself look like a clown EVEN more, if that’s even possible.

- Jotaro absolutely roasted the shit out of Dio in return, letting the vampire know just how ugly he really looked like because that cringe ass nae nae fail wannabe “goth” outfit really wasn’t it. If there’s anything that Dio learned that night, it was that he’ll never insult people’s hats again. The things the angsty teenager told him as he mercilessly beat him up were way more hurtful than the punches themselves.

Kars:

- If anything, his jokes are usually tasteful. Or at least that’s what he tells himself. Anyhow, this time was completely different. After playing air guitar with the fucking leg of a poor unconscious Lisa Lisa, Kars started bragging about how he’ll totally become a superstar one day. 

- Of course that this totally angered Joseph, and so the chaotic man started clowning the shit out of Kars. Although Kars certainly had the hair and overall looks of a rockstar, he definitely lacked the talent for it, and Joseph let him know just that. Because playing air guitar using someone’s leg while you go “wing wing wing” really ain’t it if you ask me.

- After pulling the “your next line is-” bs a few times and bullying the shit out of Kars, Joseph finally managed to beat the ultimate lifeform by launching him into fucking space. Contrary to popular belief, this wasn’t how Joseph beat his arch nemesis. Kars’ true defeat occured when Joseph crushed his dreams of becoming a rockstar. But don’t worry, he’ll have enough time to think about that while he floats around in space for an eternity. Until he’ll eventually stop thinking.

Kira:

- Ah yes, CEO of god awful puns. Somebody please tell David Bowie’s evil twin that hand puns really aren’t THAT funny. But you know what they say. The sad ones always laugh at their own puns because no one else will.

- Now, one may argue that Jotaro also pulled a pretty bad pun with the entire “nice watch” thing, but cut him some slack for fuck’s sake because Kira is WAY worse than him. Me mans deadass saw Jotaro bleeding to death on the ground and just “Do yOu WanT mE tO GIvE YoU A haND????”

- That’s exactly when Jotaro snapped and quite literally destroyed his ass. The sheer rage that he beat the man up with was also fueled by the fact that Jotaro undoubtedly experienced some mild PTSDIO, giving that he was reminded of his past when yet another blonde villain with an affinity for donuts tried sassing him during a fight. One thing is for sure though: Kira won’t be making any more of those awful hand puns any soon.

Doppio/Diavolo:

- Ok let’s be real, poor Doppio wouldn’t make any attempt at a joke during fights because we all know just how easily overwhelmed (and anxious) he can get during fights, but Diavolo is his literal opposite.

- Diavolo will stop at nothing when confronted with an enemy for he can and WILL clown the shit out of them as a defense mechanism (Dio is shaking), as if he wasn’t the real clown in the first place. Obviously this didn’t work with Giorno. It was almost scary how deadpan Gio was all while Diavolo kept ranting about how he’ll become king or some shit.

- However, Gio drew the line once Diavolo tried insulting Bruno by calling him a Karen. To Gio, that was the most pathetic excuse of a joke that he heard in his entire life. Honestly, if only Diavolo held his tongue he wouldn’t currently be trapped into an eternal fucking death loop. But he really had it coming, especially after that catastrophy of an insult. Nobody insults Bruno and gets away with it.

[headoverjojo]

Soooo

This came to me this morning around 5-6 a.m., in a sort of Kronk-like epiphany -so it doesnt’ make a lot of sense but still- and surely 839678963 people before me already thought and wrote about it so forgive me if I’m going to say things already repeated 

So, about GE and GER and Giorno. We can see that Gold Experience’s “helmet” shares the same shape as baby Giorno’s hair (As it can be seen below here)

But the “GE embodied Giorno’s childhood” (as Araki too said, if I remember well) discourse doesn’t stop here. This shows that GE is also in a “physical” way linked to baby Giorno, so an abused, scared, hopeless Giorno who wanted to be “saved” from the situation he was in. And he was saved, even if indirectly, by the gangster who silently protected him and, thanks to him, Giorno found again the will to live, the beauty of life. GE creates life, in a way or another: plants, animals, insects. And, as far as I remember, Giorno always used GE, even with Polpo, to defend himself and his dream. Polpo was an obstacle to his dream, so he obliterated him; Bruno, during their first meeting, attacked him first, as Luca did, so Giorno defended himself; and so on. GE is still “innocent”, in some ways, Giorno never attacks just for the pure pleasure to kill and hurt other people; it’s mostly a way to survive, as he, when he was a child, kept his mouth shut and just endured, all to survive. 

But then we came to GER, and here we can see that the stand, obviously also physically, is grown: no more the helmet, but spikes that resemble teenager Giorno’s hair, and even three dots, which resembles Giorno’s hair donuts.

Here again, the discourse doesn’t end just here. Gold Experience Requiem’s behaviour is more aggressive, more ready to act as first and not to defend himself. It seems to embody Giorno’s evolution from childhood and an almost childish dream, a “when I’m an adult I want to bring peace in all world”, to the awareness that his dream has been payed with blood, with his friend’s life, that dreams like his require a high price. It’s no more time to dream and just defend what he already has; it’s time to act and to conquer what he wants, in this case Diavolo’s position to stop the drug route. To realize his dream Giorno has to sacrifice his innocence, he has to “dirty” his hands by attacking first. And GER acts as his user wants, in a more resolute way, without more doubts, without, almost, “mercy” towards his enemy. This also shows a sort of passage from a more “Jonathan” way to a more “DIO way”, also in Giorno’s features -as the story proceeds, we can see more and more moments where the Brando in Giorno shows-, even if Giorno never shows his father’s cruelty -maybe a bit for Diavolo’s “punishment”, but here it depends by personal point of view-, more Dio’s utter determination and awareness that world isn’t definitely a place where dreams can be realized without paying any price.

[yaneyanedaze]

My Android Lover: Finale

Whoooooooooo

Here it is everybody! The moment plenty of you have been waiting for..I’m finally getting around to finishing My Android lover!

I’m gonna save what I have to say for at the end of this story, because it’s gonna be one hell of an emotional ride!

So hold onto your wigs and hats ladies and gents!

Enjoy your read!

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Previously on my Android lover

“Mistress..it’s best if you don’t go back..please..” my newest Android, Bruno, Laid on the ground, injured and hurt. He must’ve followed after me as soon as I left. Ives hurried over to the injured Android, he was bleeding heavily from his leg, a huge gash against his leg was responsible. I felt myself nearly about to cry just looking at him.

Ives looked over at me and sighed heavily, ushering her own Android out the room before coming back up to me.

“(Y/n) you gotta go back there..”

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I gave her a shocked look and shook my head rapidly “oh god no! I can’t Ives! He’ll end my whole life if I go back!”

She crossed her arms and was tapping her arm, as she tried to figure out what to do. “Well, you gotta get your house back! He doesn’t live here, and who knows! He might try to track you down, and I don’t need Esidisi having a fit...” she explained. She was now pacing back and forth in her living room while I tended to Bruno’s wounds. He gave me a pained smile, he managed to lift himself up into the couch and relaxed. I had managed to stop the bleeding and wrap the wound up. His pretty white clothes were now stained with red..and I felt like it was my fault.

“I-I’m so sorry Bruno...I didn’t know! If I would’ve know I wouldn’t have let this-“ He silenced me by placing a finger up to my lips. He shook his head. “It was not your fault Bella, you could not have predicted this at all.” He mumbled leaning into me. He held me tightly in his arms, his grip tightening, “You have to do something mistress, he’s gonna kill me, or worse you!” He says. His body starting to tremble: He was crying.

I heard his sniffles before they turned to all out sobs, he was afraid, but not of his own life. But of losing me to him. I didn’t want Bruno to be scared anymore, I didn’t want to be scared anymore. I had to do something.

And I had to do it quick.

And I get Ives heard what I was saying because I see her come out with another Android that I’ve never seen before. She had hot pink hair and currently work a black tube top with a colorful checkered skirt. She gave me a gentle smile as Ives began to talk. “(Y/n) meet Trish, she’s my first even Android, I got her around the time Doppio was released and they technically are siblingdroids.” I looked over at Trish, she gives me a wave before walking up, “Oh no..He got you good Buccellati..” She said going up to Bruno and placing a hand on his leg.

“Well, here’s the plan Ms.(y/n) we need you to make a distraction for Doppio. So when we go back to the house, you have to be infront of the door and distracting him. Now i know it sounds dangerous, and it is, but we  need you to do this!” She said, giving me a reassuring pat on my shoulder. I sighed loudly and stood up straight. “Alright! Lets get a move on!” I called out walking out the door.

I was gonna put an end to this once and for all!

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I was shivering, infront of my own house.

I was scared, of my own house

This was pitiful, I was scared of a place that I bought, and I paid for. I shouldn’t have been this scared of my own home.

I nodded to Ives and Bruno, who went around the corner to the back of my house. I knocked on my front door and waited for a bit, hearing rapid footsteps and the door swung open.

There stood Doppio in all his glory, makeup running down his face, tear stains on his cheeks, his eyes were puffy (Something that you didn’t even think they could do.) and his clothes were disheveled. “(Y-y/n)?..it’s you..it’s really you..oh my god..” He pulled me into a hug so quick, he started shaking and soon I felt tears on my shoulder as well. He was crying.

“Bella..I’m so sorry..so so sorry...I didn’t want to hurt you..I didn’t mean it..it was just my boss got jealous..he got mad and went crazy..” He cried, hiccuping in between sentences, he was trueing breaking down infront of me. I guided him into the house patting his back, trying to calm him down. “It’s okay Doppio..It’s okay.” I say rubbing his back as we slowly sat down on the chair. He looked up at me with puppy eyes as he curled up next to me. “You Promise?..”

I nodded and let him lay his head in my lap. And we must’ve been there for a while, because I found myself already drifting off to sleep. I picked up my phone and looked at it to see a text from Ives saying they were in. I tried to sit up, but I found myself getting sleepier and sleepier until I finally drifted off to sleep, but something was off, I felt long flowing hair on my lap instead of Doppio’s ponytail.

It didn’t click until it was too late.

“Bella~ we’re gonna have the most wonderful life together? You, Me, and my precious Doppio.”

Well shit.

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-2 hours later- (Second Pov)

You jolted up in a cold sweat, looking around confused and dazed. It looked like you were in the basement. “Fuck it to hell and back..” You muttered, trying to move your hands only to realize that they were tied and chained behind your back. You sighed and lowered your head ‘I told Them that this was a bad idea!’ You cursed in your head, your eyes finally adjusting to your area. Just to see a man standing infront of you, a smirk on his face. You nearly jumped back, scared as all hell. The male chuckled, beginning to circle around you.

“Mistress...or should I say..(Y/n). It’s about time we met..I was gettin rather impatient with Doppio.”

You glared at him before growling slightly. “What did you do to Doppio!? Where am I??” You yelled, he tsked and continued circling until he got behind your ear. “Nothing~ He is merely asleep~” he answered before walking over to the light switch and flipping it on. Allowing you to see who was responsible for placing you down here. Your eyes went wide. Diavolo

“DOPPIODROIDs tend to be very emotional, they become attached to their owners very quickly. They’ll instantly feel jealous if you are even looking at another Android the wrong way. If you do make them Jealous, then you will meet Diavolo. Another Android built within the Doppiodroid. He is known as their boss, and usually only comes out when tempted. This is where most people send back their Androids for repair, taking the Diavolo function out. Our company has now stopped offering Diavolo as a function. But there are only two in existence that have this function...”

You mentally face palmed as Diavolo clapped his hands. A wide smirk on his face.

“My my~ You remembered my name. Great. Because it’ll be the only thing you’ll be able to say when I’m done with you.” He said, practically growling the last part. He came back up close to you and gripped your arms jerking you up. “You knew better than to get that damn other Android. But you did it anyways..bad girls get punished for disobeying orders~” He growled, throwing you down on the hard basement floor. You groaned and winced, the cold feeling of the floor made the pain worse.

You tried to sit up, but he quickly got down on his knees, placing his hand around your neck. “Now. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. The easy way..we get up, make love, move away and start anew. You, Doppio and I.” He said softly. His grip tightened as he got closer to your face, practically almost choking you. “The hard way is you continue to fight, scream or disobey me. You will be punished. Badly.” You glared at him, but kept quiet. He smirked and chuckled. “Good. Now I’ll prepare the things for us-“

He was punched square in the face before he could finish his sentence. You looked up and smiled happily, There stood Ives, Bruno and another Android. The new Android has blonde hair in the shape of donuts on top of his head. He had a pink outfit on with (what Ives would call) a tiddy window. Ives got down behind you and began undoing your restraint. “Whoo, Just in time, we just happened to open up a package that was on your front porch. Happened to be an Android.” She said giggling, helping you up. You sat up before standing completely up.

Bruno quickly pulled you into his arms, rocking you side to side. “I’m so sorry! We came in and didn’t see you there, we searched all around..we couldn’t find you until we heard him talking.” He explained. You nodded, you head in his chest as Ives watched the blonde haired android (who was named Giorno) fight Diavolo. Punches being thrown, beings there that we can’t even see fighting for them as well.

(Pov change)

Giorno managed to land one good punch on him, knocking him back behind boxes. He looked back at me, a gentle smile on his face. “Greetings, My name is Giorno Giovanna,” He said moving to my side. I nodded to him, but rumbling behind the boxes made me whip my head to the area.

“M-mistress..? Help me! It hurts..Boss.. he’s too strong! Mistress help me!!”

“YOU UNGRATEFUL WHORE!? You dare defy me?! You will pay for this!!!

I winced, Doppio’s cry for help pained you. But Diavolo scared you senseless. Ives looked at me, before speaking. “You go two decisions (y/n), You either get the Diavolo function removed..or” “We destroy him.” Bruno finished. I felt a shiver go down my spine. I don’t want to hurt Doppio, He didn’t deserve this..His boss is the one that wants to do harm-

“I’m getting it removed! I can’t let Doppio suffer!” I cried out. Bruno and Giorno looked at each other, Bruno opened a compartment in his arm that revealed a bright red button. He pressed said button and in the blink of an eye, men dressed in uniforms with the logo SPWF (which Bruno and Giorno explained was the Speedwagon foundation) on their sleeves. I could hear the blood curdling screams from Diavolo, as the workers began drilled and removed a chip from Doppio.

It may have taken no more than 20 minutes, when the men cleared out and headed out. Ives walked over and helped poor Doppio up. He had a fresh scar over his chest where the part had been removed. He looked over at me with a hazy look on his face. I broke away from Bruno and quickly went over to hug Doppio, who looked confused as all hell. “Mistress?..What happened?..Bruno?..what’s going on?..” He asked. I felt tears running down my face as I squeezed him harder.

“Don’t you worry about a thing Doppi..I’m here for you..”

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-1 year later.-

It’s been one year since I got Doppio, Bruno and Giorno, and we’ve been living in harmony ever since. Bruno acting like the mom of the group, making sure we all eat and get stuff done. Giorno is the peacekeeper and makes sure that we stay in harmony, as well as helping me out around the house. And Doppio....well he’s Doppio.

“Mistress! Look I made this for you!~”

“Oi, didn’t she say to call her (y/n)?”

“But I like Mistress~”

He was a sweet heart, he kept me leveled, he was my love. He gave as much love as he received. I spoiled him, he spoiled me, he wanted to be the best that he could be after the events of before. And he certainly has been.

I was in the kitchen cooking with Bruno, Giorno was reading in the living room, and Doppio was at the kitchen table playing on my iPad. We were talking and smiling until we heard Doppio from in the kitchen.

“Moshi Moshi! Oh! Boss! I was wondering when I was gonna hear from you!”

That’s right..No matter where you run (Y/N),

As long as you have MY precious Doppio...

I will always...Be your Android Lover~

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Fuck man, it’s finally came to the end! My very first Fanfiction on my blog! Thank you everyone who have read this story~

I love every single one of you! You mean za worldo me!

This truly has been an experience for me..and I just want to thank the following blogs.

@bjnurse you always give aspiring writers advice and keep making sure everyone is taking care of themselves, you write amazing Fanfiction yourself!❤️

@cocojumbohno another blog that I look up to for inspiration, as a fellow Yandere writer (and an amazing fanfic writer as well) I love reading your pieces, it made me happy to read some of your works and hope to be as great as you. ❤️

@abbacchiosbelt one of the first jojo writing blogs I followed and needless to say, are amazing and wonderful in any shape and form.❤️

@yanderebloodlust and last but certainly not least. Another blog that I love so much, one that I wish I could stop being shy and interact with off anon. From your Fanfiction, to your art, you are an all around amazing person!❤️

Thank you to all of you, it was you guys who inspired me to make my own blog and share my works to the world. I wish you all the best.❤️

And to my followers.

Thank you very much!❤️❤️❤️

[hollywwav]

Climbing the Corporate Ladder (DiaDop fanfic)  Chapter 3

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Hello people and sorry for the lack of activity! This time the narrative will be quicker, because I wanted to do a short chapter before an special one I'm planning to write. I think I failed with this one, It just seems bland, uncreative and also I'm not really good at writing a blowjob situation, so I'm sorry... ú.ù

Summary: The new president and his young assitant come to change things for good on Passione Inc., a company dedicated to make up and female beauty.

The young boy is secretely in love with his boss, but thanks to an embarassing accident he will have the chance to get more closer to him! Or not…?

An AU where Doppio, the Bucci gang and other characters work for Diavolo, with the special participation of La Squadra!

Warnings: none.

Chapter 3: カジュアル ＭＯＮＤＡＹ   

The next days passed normally like nothing had happened between them, Doppio was anxious and overthinking most of the late night, meanwhile his boss looked perfect and busy as always. And then, Diavolo was out on a bussines trip for the next days. He didn’t text or said anything to the young assistant.

“He talked to me yesterday, just for a moment... he didn’t seem mad or condescendent to me... but he seems... distant?...” thought the young boy, with an anguish look on his face.

 “Maybe I’m not amazing after all... he just got bored of me, probably...”

  Doppio walked with the usual folders and the personal planner through the hallway, and from the distance he could see Squalo and Tiziano chatting in the reception area. It seemed like they were loafing around, sincerely. When the boy passed by them, Tiziano looked askance at him and quickly wispered something to Squalo, and then both laughed frenetically in an obvious mocking tone. Doppio felt ashamed and ran way to the next floor, little tears running down from frustration.

“Why do they laugh at me? They know?? Diavolo told everyone about what happened that night?”

“No, impossible. Mista would be shocked and would want to know all the details... also Narancia would be really annoying right now...”

The young assistant wasn’t ashamed of having sex with the boss of Passione. He didn’t really cared about everyone knowing. What he didn’t like was being mocked for being so small, childish and emotional, because he knew no one would believe the boss could be attracted to somebody like him. He was tired of always being a laughing stock.

On Sunday evening, the young boy received a message from the boss after taking a bath.

 “Good evening my Doppio, I need you on my office tomorrow by 10 am. Don’t worry, it’s nothing serious. Have a good night.”

The boy finished reading and decided to not re-read and overanalyze the message, he just fell down on the bed completely relieved with a huge smile on his face.

The next day Doppio arrived early to the office and tried to get some work done. After some calls and chatting with Giorno, Mista and the rest of the employees with a good amount of donuts, the boy’s phone received a new message. He almost forgot about the boss’ issue.

 “[9:48 am] Please come to my office”

Doppio instantly left the second floor and went to Diavolo’s office.

“Maybe it is someting serious” thought the boy a bit concerned.

He entered quietly, a strong silence and low illumination involving the boss’ place.

“Umm... good morning, boss. What do you need?”

“Good morning my Doppio” Diavolo looked great in his usual pinstripe suit, this time without the glasses, and with a good amount of dark violet lipstick on his lips.

“Please take a seat”

“O-ok...” the boss got up and proceeded to lock the door with a small key.

“I called you because... I got too stressed these days, you know?”

“R-really?” said the boy, still concerned.

“Yes... I just can trust you to help me right know with this”

“Just me?? wha- what do you need me to do, boss?”

“Well... will you be a good boy and... give me a blowjob?” wispered the older man to the boy’s ear, making him shiver. The boy felt nervous by the way Diavolo caressed his shoulders.

“Wha?? are-? are you sure? right now? In this place?”

“Yes...please. Nobody will know. I prepared this so no one could disturb us”

“B- but I... I really don’t... know...”

“You-? you... don’t want to?” Diavolo got closer to the boy’s face and looked at him with half- lidded eyes.

“Is not that... I just really... never did it.” Doppio got closely to his boss juicy lips and looked him with the same eyes full of lust.

“Don’t worry, my sweet Doppio... you always do your best... I know you will please me.”

Diavolo gave him a chaste kiss and started huffing from the arousal.

“Please, my Doppio... will you do it?”

“Oh.. Yes!” said the young boy excited to hear the needy voice of his boss.

Diavolo kissed him with the same passion like the first time, he looked like he could devour his assistant’s soft lips, and Doppio just got carried away by Diavolo’s touches. But the making out finished quickly, the boss was impatient to see the boy’s performance.

“Come on, my sweet Doppio... get on your knees” Doppio obeyed and sat in front of his boss, meanwhile the older man unbuckled his pants and teased him with the lenght of his erection.

“Please... touch me...” said Diavolo surprising the young boy. He sounded so needy and a bit naughtier than the first time they were alone. Doppio just got his dick out of the underwear slowly, blushing heavily at the size of that member. Oh god, he didn’t remember how big it really was.

“Ok... I’m going to do it... I don’t want to hurt you, so... I will be gentle...” said Doppio with a total lack of confidence.

“I know you won’t hurt me, my precious Doppio” the young boy looked at him concerned about what to do, he wanted to do it right, he didn’t want to fail.

“O-ok” said Doppio finally, opening wide his mouth and trying to wrap it around the boss’ member.

Diavolo instantly moaned and got rid of his top suit, because he was already hot and starting to sweat a bit. Doppio just tried to adjust slowly to the lenght, but his small mouth couldn’t do much. It was a strange sentation, the taste was ok, he thought, and the scent of the boss’ body was exciting. He tried to wrap his small hand on the base, bob his head and pump him at the same time, but a bit slowly because he couldn’t coordinate with the mouth’s movements.

“Oh... my pretty little Doppio... I wanted that cute mouth of yours sucking me since so long...” said the boss with a look more like a drunk man than anything. The situation made the young boy grow hotter and start to feel his own dick twitch in his pants. The way Diavolo wanted him so badly, how he prepared everything for both to be alone, the fact that he was at his boss’ feet, stimulating and admiring his body, the way Diavolo looked so bigger and powerfull than him. It was too much for the young assistant, now moaning and trying to catch breath.

“Ohh... my jaw hurts a bit...”

“Don’t worry my dear, you’re doing a really nice job... please don’t stop... I’m going to finish soon”

“Is is ok... if I can... fondle your testicles?” said Doppio with embarrasement.

“That would be amazing”

Doppio sucked again and did what he wanted to, enjoying the feel of his boss’ balls on his hands. Diavolo kept panting and caressed the boy’s cheek, then stroked softly his purple hair and pushed his head a bit more against his member.

“Please... more... faster...”

The boy did as the boss ordered, bobbing faster and getting sloppier with his sucks, and tried to pump him again to give more stimulation.

“Yeah... that’s right... suck... suck me more!” said the boss shaking, completely overflowed of pleasure.

“You’re so good... so good... I would love to finish inside you right now...!! I want to fuck you again... so much... Ohhhh god... Doppioooo...”

Doppio quickened his pace but the boss reached the climax instantly and ordered him to stop and stay still.

��Stop, close your eyes” ordered Diavolo when he quicky took away his dick and started pumping on the young boy’s face, staining him on his mouth and cheeks. Doppio didn’t expect this but received the load a bit worried about his clothes. Anyways, he would lie if he said the boss cumming on him didn’t make him hornier than ever. The boss finished and grabbed a handkerchief to clean carefully the boy’s face.

“My sweet Doppio... I’m sorry for this... I was so excited”

“I-It’s ok, boss... I think I should go back-” said the young boy with a tired look on his face, trying to get up and wanting to go to the bathroom for a moment, when the boss grabbed his hand, stopping him.

“Where do you think you’re going to??” said Diavolo with a serious tone, looking him directly at the eyes.

“Uh??” just mumbled the young assistant, a bit scared about his boss’ reaction.

“Come here...” Diavolo wrapped his arms around the boy’s waist and placed him on his lap, with his back facing him. Doppio just looked at him with worry.

“You deserve special care from me... where are my manners after receiving such amazing treatment from you, my little Doppio?”

“Oh... what does it mean?”

“Let me help you to finish”

“B-but you don’t have to, bos- ahhhh!” whined Doppio when Diavolo finished unbuttoning his pants and gave him a hard stroke.

“Ohhhh... bosss....ahhhhhh”

Doppio looked like he was going to cry of pleasure, but he already was over the edge since the beggining and it took a few pumps to make him finish over the boss’ hand, using another handkerchief to avoid making a mess on the floor. Doppio just twisted his neck to reach his boss’ lips, and Diavolo kissed him tenderly for a moment that seemed endless.  

“T-Thank you so much, boss”

“Thank you, for accepting again”

The boy buttoned his pants and fixed the rest of his clothes, when he tought about asking Diavolo about his plans for the weekend, but the boss’ cellphone rang and he answered the call quickly. Doppio stayed in the office waiting for Diavolo to say something but the conversation was getting long, so the boy decided to not interrupt him and go back to his workplace. After that, the day passed normally like any other day, with a busy schedule to follow.

That night, the young boy splept like a baby after eating a warm dinner and checking the last review from his favourite beauty youtuber.

[franzivonkarma]

Killer Queen for the ask thing! (this is ccainn btw)

Heya! Killer Queen: Who do you think is the worst villain and why? This all depends on what “worst” means. I’m not far enough into part 7 to comment on Funny Valentine and I haven’t even started part 8.Worst relating to what they did, probably Kira. Simply because he killed others just to get his “quiet life.” That to me is just really messed up in comparison to the others. Obviously all of the villains have pretty messed up goals, but Kira was just quite disturbing on another level because serial killers are more realistic than a vampire who stole your great grandfather’s body and hired a bunch of villains to live in his evil rave mansion with him. The people Kira killed weren’t even people that tried to oppose him at first, he just killed them to satisfy his fetish until people started trying to stop him. Idk, he’s a very interesting villain, but also the most messed up in my opinion. Maybe this’ll change when I read further into part 7, as I see a lot of people saying Funny is the evilest.Worst in terms of my least favourite? Diavolo. I don’t hate him, but I just prefer all of the others, making him worse by default. With DIO I find it hard to hate him because he’s just such a meme and even though he donutted one of my favourite characters, I still like him for whatever reason. With the Pillar Men I liked how they had a level of honour and respect for their opponents (arguably not Kars, considering how he acted in the final battle) and actually found myself getting sad when they died. Kira has the same meme level as DIO, but also I like him as a character in general regardless of how creepy I think his concept is, that’s kind of the appeal. With Diavolo, I love his character design in terms of appearance with the stupid lacy shirt that’s kinda so-bad-it’s-good in a way and his pink spotty hair, but I just don’t... Love him as much as the others? Again, it’s not a case of hating Diavolo, I just prefer the other villains, I still like Diavolo and the concept of the switching with Doppio was interesting to me! Though I don’t like him as much, he didn’t deserve the infinite death loop thing, I don’t think anyone does to be honest.