#diavolo android

[000noway]

Hey this is a head cannon for a new type of au:

ANDRIOD AU!!!

(This my first au take it easy on me~.)

Okay so in this Au the world while normal is on the verge of futuristic advancement. For example, it has virtual reality games and holograms, but you still have to drive in a normal car.

But the most important technology leading the way for change is andriods. Human-like robots created to assist humans in their tasks. Best of all no two androids are the same! All custom made!

There are lot of small companies but the major ones are The Devil’s kingdom and Celestial realm of androids or the “Devildom” and “Celestial realm” for short. There’s also a third major one but it’s pretty secretive.

Well one day the three companies came up with a new secret program “The Mecca system.” Which allowed androids to learn emotions and develop a conscious basically a heart.

They imputed it into some of their company androids and things we’re going great….

Until a certain incident caused six androids to rebel against the head of the celestial realm causing them to get shut down. Luckily they were found and took in by the Devildom head…..after they blocked some memories from them.

After the move the six (now Seven) adjusted well and were helpful around the company and even started going the school sponsored by said company to manage it. But as time went on the companies feared that the seven were becoming too human-like and might rise up again especially after a certain outburst.

So they took drastic measures by hacking into the Mecca system and they were able to suppress it in the androids so they couldn’t experience real emotions. The last thing they needed was someone to watch them to make sure the don’t tap into it again until they can shut whole thing down permanently.

And lo and behold they choose MC whose job was to stay with the seven androids and ordered them around for year. The one instruction they were given was “DON’T treat them like humans”.

Luckily our MC does just the opposite.

A/N The pact still kinda exists but I will talk about it later.

[chiyuki-suishou]

Obey Me! Nightbringer has just been announced~! Coming soon in 2023.

According to the meet-and-greet held (4th February 2023) earlier on the official YT, apparently it’ll be a new game that will be added later this year to the Obey Me! series. No official release date has been announced yet so far.

Also, extra news! - from 5th February onwards to 7th February, students will no longer be required to use AP for 1st time battle completion for your tasks from Lessons 31-60.  ( AP-Free 1st Battle Completion Period is over. ) It’s highly recommended to use this opportunity to catch up on the story before Nightbringer is released later this year if you haven’t done so already.

So yes, we, guilty as charged, procrastinators must do our best  to complete the story by then~ Good luck and all the best~!

☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ

( Last updated - 20th February 2023 ) Story Hints from Official Twitter :

The story takes place in a post-Great Celestial War Devildom. What do you think life was like before the brothers became the Seven Rulers?

Nightbringer will shed light on the "true feelings" the brothers push down.

Of all the brothers, Satan may be the least familiar to us.

Leviathan meets his first best friend thanks to an unexpected person.

To find out more info on the new game, feel free to check out these official channels exclusive to Obey Me! Nightbringer :

Twitter: https://twitter.com/ObeyMeNB Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/obey_me_nb_official/

Obey Me! Nightbringer Opening Movie Link :  https://youtu.be/T2VcR8GyyVI

[astaroth1357]

Oh God, What Have We Done??: Father!Solomon Headcanons

You know what? I'm a Solomon love-hater but I'll go to bat for him too. You could pick worse.

Contents: Unhinged Ms. Frizzle-style parenting, the horrors of human biology, possible pregnancy implications, fluff

~♡♡♡~

So. I can see this happening intentionally. Solomon craves a happy family, so I absolutely see the thought of rasing a kid with MC coming up once or twice.

That said, I think zero planning actually went into making it happen. This is a spur-of-the-moment decision made by two lovesick dolts. Not a damn thought was spared for the consequences, and it shows.

For starters, MC and Solomon both agreed to raise a child together while they were in the human world and told NOBODY ELSE. So from the outside looking in, they just left the Devildom for “training purposes” and returned with a random infant!

No call ahead. No fanfare. They both stepped out of the portal with a flying stroller and bottomless diaper bag, grinning from ear to ear like it all was just souvenirs from Disney World!

Naturally, all hell broke loose. The brothers were collectively hyperventilating, Simeon almost fainted, and Diavolo noticed that Barbatos wasn't moving or blinking, so the Little Ds had to carry him away like a malfunctioning android...

Does Solomon having a kid make him a grandfather…? He is not ready to ponder that thought. No one is.

Despite Mammon and Belphegor’s insistence they had to “Put it back!” after MC made it clear that raising a baby was what they wanted and that Solomon was there to stay, the brothers made peace with it… to varying degrees.

Asmo was the only one thrilled that his favorite humans now have an even cuter mini-human to take around because he'd get to try his hand at baby fashion design! The least happy was probably Belphegor because a baby means that MC is going to be way too busy to nap now. Plus, he had to deal with a lot more Solomon in his life, which very few people ever ask for...

The crew's reaction to the baby's development is actually pretty funny to see. Humans age much, much faster than their supernatural counterparts so, from their perspective, the new baby is growing at lightning speed!

Mammon was with them when they were teaching the baby to crawl and he started freaking out because, “How’re they movin' already!?” The first day their child came running, physically running, into the HoL without any help actually made Levi scream in fright.

The House had a complete meltdown when Beel was watching the child one day and they lost a tooth while eating some hard candy. They all thought that MC and Solomon were going to burn the place down, so imagine their surprise when the overjoyed parents kept congratulating their kid for losing a baby tooth...

And don't get any of them started on the growth spurts...

The one to take to the kid the most as they grew was, funnily enough, Lucifer. Most likely because their various milestones reminded him of when his brothers were doing the same things.

The child is more than happy to tell “Uncle Luci” anything, which he acts like he only tolerates, but in reality he loves being their favorite brother.

Barbatos is EXTREMELY protective of them. Nearly as protective as he is with Diavolo.

Their kid, of course, has no clue. He's just nice Uncle Barbie (he refused to be called Grandpa) who makes them sweets and watches over them in the Castle. But anyone who get too close while they're playing gets a stare down worse than all of Cerberus’ heads combined...

Mammon swore in front of them once and Barbatos strung him up so tightly that even Lucifer thought it was overkill.

Luke seems to enjoy having a baby sibling of sorts to look after, but he is going to be so upset when they get taller than him in the blink of an eye. He’s going to be their guardian angel for sure, btw.

As a father, Solomon is… spirited. Anyone can see that he’s ecstatic to be a parent, it’s just…

Well, years of isolation on top of being a once-in-a-lifetime prodigy may not have made him the most “in touch” with children these days, you know? MC has absolutely come home to find Solomon has propped up their 6-month-old with a stack of books to start teach them how to play chess.

Daddy-Baby adventure always end in spectacular fashion. Solomon is a very “hands-on science teacher” kind of guy with unwavering confidence in his abilities to keep his child safe. This, to be fair, isn’t unwarranted, however...

Does that mean you should make a plans to take your child to forbidden places for some sightseeing? Or let your child touch, paw at, and gnaw on any magic item that suits their fancy in the name of a making a new teaching experience...? Probably not, but it’s also how he learned so…

It must be assumed that whatever kid these two have, biological or not, will be a magic powerhouse of destructive proportions. All that training from Solomon himself since infancy? They'll have a wand in their hand before they can even work a fork!

I like to imagine that Solomon's kid would have a very, very hard time controlling their magic and it would get uncontrollable at times. Like, a sneeze could knock over a bookshelf or getting angry makes things go flying. But Solomon would never ever scold them for it like it’s they're fault.

He'd never make them feel the same isolation and shame that he did at their age.

It would be very, very sweet. But it also means that MC could come home to a flooded house and, instead of cleaning out the water, Solomon would teaching their child how to snorkel in the living room.

Pure chaos, but MC could never find a prouder father. Solomon would devote his entire being to giving their child all of the love and happiness they deserve. Their kid almost never sees him without a grin on his face, just ready to just wrap them a bear hug for no reason.

On quiet nights, he'd cradle them or rock them to sleep while holding back tears. MC has found him over their crib like he’s still trying to convince himself that they're real, that he's gotten this lucky.

He's not a conventional father. Hell, he's not a conventional human either. But he’s grateful for day he gets to be a parent... Every. Single. One.

[hottopicabbacchio]

Paranoid Android - Radiohead - Diavolo Pt 1 || Pt 2

[journey-to-the-attic]

The playable androids in DBH deviate when they disobey an order, so maybe it depends on who IK recognises as her superior/master in the Devildom?

oh, good point! in that case, we have multiple options, and each one has a different possibility for how ik deviates... i feel like these could all be drastically different stories

lucifer, becomes 'master' due to being head of the household - ik becomes deviant fairly early-story, during the underground tomb scene

solomon, becomes 'master' as the only human - ik becomes deviant mid-story, during or soon after belphie's arc

diavolo, becomes 'master' because he's prince of the devildom + the first figure ik meets there - ik becomes deviant late-story, towards the end of the year

alternatively, ik (unbeknownst to everyone) sort of half-deviated incredibly early on, rejecting the initial 'master' and choosing to follow mammon's orders instead, and finally becomes full deviant late on in the story when she breaks free of one of his commands - this would be the big Endgame Plot Twist if this was a tv show or something

[fat-slobby-hunks]

Muse List:

Hazbin/Helluva boss

Stolas:

Andrealphus:

Lucifer Morningstar:

Alastor:

Angel Dust:

OnePiece:

Moxxie:

Naruto:

Kurama:

Eustass Kid

Killer

Trafalgar d. Water Law

Roronoa Zoro

Sanji

Kozuki Oden

Donquixote Doflamingo

Charlotte Katakuri

Charlotte Cracker

Sir Crocodile

Red hair Shanks

My Hero academia:

Sekijiro Kan

Keigo Takami

enji todoroki

Bleach:

Szayelaporro Granz:

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez:

shunsui kyōraku:

Jūshirō Ukitake:

Nnoitra Gilga:

Tesla Lindocruz:

Gin ichimaru:

Coyote Starrk:

Ulquiorra Cifer:

Ggio Vega

Findorr Calius

Dragon Ball

Android 17:

Zamasu:

Trunks (xeno):

Frieza:

Majora

Beerus

Liquiir

Frieza

Cooler

Cell

Persona:

Akira Kurusu:

Ryuji Sakamoto:

Yusuke Kitagawa:

Goro Akechi:

Demon Slayer:

Rengoku

Tengen

Giyu

Sanemi

Muzan

Pokemon:

Leon:

Piers:

Raihan:

Larry:

Gordie:

Milo:

Grusha:

Melli:

Adaman:

Kabu:

Lysandre:

Nanu:

Giovanni:

Starfox:

Fox McCloud

Falco Lombardi

Wolf O'Donnell

Legend of Zelda:

Link

Sidon

Dark Link

Revali

Teba

Kass

DARK SOULS:

Solaire

Elden Ring:

Blaidd

Maliketh

Mesmmer

Undertale/Deltarune:

Asgore

Mettaton

Swatch

Kingdom Hearts:

Axel

Saix

Xemnas

Luxord

Marluxia

Jojo's Bizarre adventure:

Bruno:

Abbachio:

Diavolo

Doppio

Risotto

Squalo

Tiziano

Prosciutto

Risotto

Anasui

Dio Brando

Jonathan Joestar

HUNTER X HUNTER

Illumi Zoldyck

Monster hunter

Elder Fugen

Ace Commander/Julius (4u)

The Huntsman (world)

Bloodborne

Alfred

Father Gascoigne

Djura

Brador

Valtr

Laurence

Ludwig

Micolash

Disney:

Nick wilde

Honest John (Pinocchio)

Robin hood

[rose-trap-cafe]

Heh, it's been a long time since I made an ask blog... do people still do that?!...

Anyway!

I have too many f/o's, and I don't really wanna make, like, 20+ ask accounts, that's crazy!!

So if you wanna ask, here's a small list!

Dio Brando - JJBA

Josuke Higashikata -JJBA (Aged up, 25 to 30)

Bruno Bucciarati - JJBA

Sun Wukong / Monkey King - Monkie Kid

Six Eared Macaque - Monkie Kid

Red Son - Monkie Kid

Vegeta - Dragon Ball

Piccolo - Dragon Ball

Android 18 / Lazuli - Dragon Ball

Kyojuro Rengoku - Demon Slayer

Doma - Demon Slayer

Tengen Uzui - Demon Slayer

Arjuna - Fate

Astolfo - Fate

Gilgamesh - Fate

Saber Alter - Fate

Karna - Fate

Zoro - One Piece

Sanji - One Piece

Usopp - One Piece (2 year time skip)

Miguel O'hara - Spider Verse

Spider Noir / Peter Parker - Spider Verse

DeadPool - Marvel Comics

Asmodeus - Obey Me!

Beelzebub - Obey Me!

Mammon - Obey Me!

Simeon - Obey Me!

Diavolo - Obey Me!

Raphael - TMNT (any gen, aged up, 25 to 35)

Leonardo - TMNT (Rise, aged up, 25 to 35)

Donatello TMNT (Rise, aged up, 25 to 35)

Anai - Aggretsuko

Samon Goku - Nanbaka

Akiha Gongen - Tokyo Afterschool Summoners

Wakan Tanka - Tokyo Afterschool Summoners

Shuten - Tokyo Afterschool Summoners

Sandayu - Tokyo Afterschool Summoners

Macan - Tokyo Afterschool Summoners

Ifrit - Tokyo Afterschool Summoners

Horkeu Kamui - Tokyo Afterschool Summoners

Hecate - Tokyo Afterschool Summoners

Cthugha - Tokyo Afterschool Summoners

Claude - Tokyo Afterschool Summoners

[kirieshhhka003]

I'm the Dia anon again... So, I know I've been VERY annoying, and if this ends up begin too weird or difficult just ignore and delete it, I don't really mind ^^" but, what do you think would happen if Diavolo was both an android and a yandere? Like, reader is a mechanic that takes care of robots and they find him, half-broken, and repairs him, after a while, he starts developing this weird obsession over them and wants them to take care of him alone. What would happen? What are your hcs on it?

I had a lot of ideas for this request, so I decided to split the writing into two posts, so here’s part one. I also remember about your scenario request, I’m working on it(once again, English is not my mother tongue, so I have problems with writing scenarios). Thank you for your request, my dear Diavolo anon, I’m a fan of Detroit Become Human so it was pleasure for me to write this one💚

Yandere! android Diavolo x reader Part One

It’s most likely reader to find him in dump nearby their house, half-destroyed, with one leg and lots of spare parts missing. You payed attention to him because this android was just thrown away nearby a trash can, while all people usually leave droids at the special department where all unwanted robots are getting disposed of

His damages looked weird. It’s like someone beat him relentlessly. Androids don’t feel physical and mental pain, but, anyways, it was very cruel

When you found the owner of this android this person started to shout and swear you for calling them. “Why can’t you just leave me? What did I do to you, huh? Don’t you dare to bring this psycho back! Don’t you fucking dare!”

So, this android was yours now. He was strange, you haven’t seen this model before. You tried to find some information about him but encountered one interesting article

“Model Diavolo was a prototype of the first ever android programmed for love. Those androids were supposed to be the machines that could develop feelings for his owner and their family. This model really can feel love towards their owners, but something during their разработка went wrong and, as a result, Diavolo becomes aggressive towards other people who interact with their owner. Those model was prohibited by law and got out of production. Chief engineer and developer _Name_ has refused to make any comments about Diavolo model”

Android that can feel love? Well, you were interested. Yeah, Diavolo is illegal and you should call the police and hand him over to them. But he can feel, he can love. You can’t force yourself to give shuch a marvel away. You wanted to keep him to yourself, or you’ll be regretting for the rest of your life(oh, if you could know how much you’ll be regretting for keeping him)

So, you decided to keep Diavolo to yourself. First of all you needed to repair him before launching. Thanks god his software wasn’t damaged but his body was in a horrible condition

Part 2

Masterlist | Smut Masterlist

[abbacchiosbelt]

well...my diavolo android (model 066618 for reference, the older edition) has been coughing & seems sick lately. i've been wondering if it's possible for him to get sick...but if he's a droid, shouldn't he be immune to that kind of thing?

hmm... well, he can't get sick in the way organic humans can, but perhaps he's in need of a tune-up? knowing how finicky those models can be makes me think he doesn't want to actually tell you he needs help - so he's mimicking the behavior he's seen when you're sick. it's probably time to buy a home check-up kit!

[yaneyanedaze]

So for jojodroids I know there are dio androids what about other jojo villain droids like Kira or kars

To answer your question, yes we do!

We here at Jojo’s bizarre android’s pride ourselves on the number of androids we offer! We offer Dio brando, DIO, Kars, Wamuu, Esidisi, Santana, Diavolo, Doppio, Yoshikage Kira, Funny Valentine and Enrico Pucci.

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 INSERT:  ANDROID NAME: Yoshikage Kira

Kira is an android recommended for someone who needs company in the comfort of their own home, someone who doesn’t like getting out much and prefers the comfort of being home rather than the hustle and bustle of the outside world.

He wouldn’t mind, he loves it, because it means your delicate hands won’t be touching anyone elses hands and being tainted.

He’ll actually cook for you and have the house clean for the times that you do have to go out and interact with others.

He’ll welcome you with open arms and gives you a massage, give you anything you want. He loves you very much, and so does Killer Queen!

KQ will purr and curl up to you, begging for your love and care. He will sit with you while your doing work, waiting patiently for you to be finished.

KQ will help you get ready in the morning, handing you clothes and handing you your towel when you get ready to come out, he’s just a sweet little helper.

Kira is very much so obsessed with you, he’ll love you forever, no matter what. so he’ll make up excuses for you don’t go, just don’t y/n..

or else, you don’t want to end up like his previous owner..

we don’t talk about her.

“Oi, Y/n, rest yourself..here i’ll give you a hand massage..It’ll make you feel well. I love you, alright?”

INSERT: ANDROID NAME: Funny Valentine

Now Funny is a special case, He’s a rare android, a limited edition.

He is a loving and very hyper romantic android, he is made to love and want and care for you! He knows everything that you like, everything that you want, he knows~ Don’t question it, he just knows

He is available during the anniversary dates of the Steel Ball Run race, only a few orders of him out there. (5 to be exact!) So he is made for the person who gets him.

He is very passionate, he’ll whisper sweet nothings to you while you’re around the house doing chores and basic things.

He loves rubbing you down and doing cute couple things with you, he is programmed with everything you want and need.

Valentine hates others being around you, he loves you so much! He doesn’t want any other filthy androids touching you at all, he holds you tight whenever he sees you around another android.

Y/n keep your android close by, because if you let him out of your sight~

Someone you know might go missing the next day~

“Y/n~! Are you home~? I wanna cuddle with you and talk about your day! Huh? What do you mean? I just love you master~!”

INSERT: ANDROID NAMES: ENRICO PUCCI and DIO

Pucci is usual an combination android that is joined along side a DIOdroid. He is made for people who are looking for someone to take care of them, he is a home body android. He rarely leaves the house and is never seen away from DIO.

Pucci does have feelings for you because you purchased him and his lord. He sees the way you treat DIO and starts feeling weird and tingling in his heart. Is this love? In his heart? No...

DIO on the other hand is all over you, he loves you for buying him and spoils you so much. He calls you his Moon Bride or his Darling Master. He is the only person (besides Pucci)

He is extremely jealous, when he see you in public with other androids and their owners, he quickly gets behind you and asserts his dominance over other androids.

When Pucci comes up to him and tell’s him about he feelings that he has for you...All hell breaks loose.

Now you have to deal with two overprotective  androids that love you very much and don’t know how to deal with their emotions. All they know is that they’re programmed to marry- i mean love you, 

love and care about.

just don’t talk to a joestar.

“Oh ho~, Is my little bride tired, we can tuck you in all nicely right?~ Enrico, why don’t you help them out~”

“Yes, My lord (sounds like Sebastian, Amiright?...Ill see myself out.), come on my dear, we can get you settled in”

INSERT: ERROR ERROR ERROR ANDROID NAMES: DIAVOLO AND DOPPIO VINEGAR

DO NOT WARNING DO NOT ORDER THESE ON YOUR FIRST TIME THEY ARE VERY DANGEROUS, NOW ONLY 1 IN EXISTENCE, NO ONE KNOWS WHERE IT IS LOCATED.

Doppio is a sickly sweet android, he only wants your affection. Yours and yours only, he can and will attack any android that you bring into your life that is not him. He will act so sweet and innocent, but deep down he’s plotting

If you heed the warnings that come with the android, he will act normal and loving to you if you do not bring in another android.

He wants you to focus on him and him only, your his master after all! You’re supposed to take care of him! He loves you and you are supposed to love him.

If you let him get to the point of no return, the you’ll meet the boss..

“I’m sorry Bella~! But you were acting up, now you have to meet the boss~ He’ll be sweet and I promise that he will treat you right!”

When he says that.

RUN GODDAMMIT.

Don’t look back and just run, just run.

Diavolo is not a person to play with, all other DOPPIOdroids have been destroyed, and only one is left, no one knows where he is located, but some say he lives with a woman and two other androids.

Diavolo is very violent to someone who is daring to come in between you and him. He wants you and he is going to have you no matter what.

“I love a chase my love~! I will have you, STOP RUNNING DAMMIT, I WILL HAVE YOU NO MATTER YOU DO!!”

Feel free to order what ever android you want! Make sure you read about everything the android has to offer and find what you want!!

[adrianeringmarc]

I  R E A L L Y wanted to draw Android! Doppio, so I drew him traditionally and then drew him on ms paint with my mouse. Cause even with my tablet broken, God can’t stop me from being thirsty!

[beelzebuddy-catan]

My headcanons, part 3

Solomon once dated a famous sorcerer and they broke up because he made her dinner and she thought he was trying to poison her so he was the greatest™.

When MC came back from the human world they were recovering from a sunburn and just to fuck with Levi, Asmo, and Mammon, they began peeling the skin off.

Mammon fainted

Asmo screamed

Levi got really quiet and whispered: you shed layers too mc?

Beel said: but does it taste like you. They had to stop him from eating it.

Belphie's D.D.D. is so shattered you aren't sure if you can touch it without getting cut.

Lucifer still has record for most broken phones. He just deadass buys a new phone anytime it so much as scratches because he can't stand the thought of his phone not being perfect.

Whatever the DDD version of an android is, Satan has it.

Asmo almost blocked him one day because he got so mad about the group chats being a different color.

Asmo used to do drag shows.

He brought Levi once and everyone kept talking about how cute Levi was.

Asmo was so mad he quit.

When Satan was growing up, there was a time when his belt loops where the exact height of the door handles and they kept getting caught.

He got so mad he ripped all the handles out of the doors

They now have door knobs in the HOL

MC is the perfect height for Mammon to rest his arm on their head.

He tried it once and they punched him so hard in the stomach he got the wind knocked out of him.

It's now a common debate between demons if all humans have supernatural strength or if it's just MC.

MC always says "Oh my god" from habit.

When the brothers ask why they're talking about their dad, MC responses include:

I said "my god" not your god

I said god not dad

Some of us are still on good terms with our father.

At one point MC's closet was at least 50% of the brothers clothes.

Not clothes Asmo and Mammon bought, clothes MC "borrowed"

If the can't find an article of clothing, MC's room is now the first place they look.

Diavolo and MC have weekly tea time where they mainly just watch tv shows ans movies or discuss memes in the human world.

Diavolo has a notepad where he writes down things MC says that he doesn't understand to talk about later.

90% of the time he uses the reference incorrectly, like a parent trying to relate to their teen and using along wrong.

Lucifer now has to hear "your hair looks sexy pushed back" at least once a week.

MC learned a nursery rhyme in a different language as a child and sometimes will walk around singing It.

Turns out it's actually a curse. Not a bad one just an inconvenient one, like making objects disappear and appear in a different spot

The brothers just noticed that their things were ending up in other rooms after MC moved in.

It was months before Satan heard MC singing it while washing dishes and realised what was happening. realised what was happening.

MC is an amazing singer, to the point the brothers have wondered if they are also part siren.

When they go to karaoke though, MC exclusively chooses rap songs, especially ones with a lot of random sounds or noises (think the real Slim Shady).

[hottopicabbacchio]

Paranoid Android // Diavolo - Pt 2 || Pt 1

[cyath]

Mephistopheles headcannons :D

Be warned this is my first time making head cannons so sorry that kinda sucks, i try :'b. There are other people that have made amazing head cannons about mephistopheles and i have reblogged them so go check them out! I've also made a few drawings of him and what i think he looks like but my camera quality is shit. *its an android 🙃* but i'll figure it out. Enjoy!

Edit: warning⚠️ I posted this before Mephistopheles was even confirmed to be in the game so you could say that these are my predictions about him or smth

Mephistopheles is part of the news paper club and is in fact the president of it😌

Kinda got fired from it though ._.

Lucifer does nOt like him

(Poor luci)

Got his job back so its all good 👍

Is on thin ice with lucifer because he was apart of making the in-chat stickers of him and diavolo

Mephistopheles: they were good stickers i honestly don't see the problem with them 😒

Poor guy has no close friends

Ha loser

He is kinda popular *im saying this because he ranked 10 i think in the popularity contest or smth*

But even though he does have friends he is not close to any of them.

He is very fashionable and trendy

So he got good style.

Unlike cough cough *satan* cough cough

He is confident,witty, stubborn, smart yet a fycking dumbass most of the time (but he has his moments), pursuasive, and likes to take his chances

He is a ambivert *which mean that he is both a extrovert and a introvert*

Likes to annoy the brothers

He is cool with humans and likes thier culture

Finds them kinda fascinating

He also like photography

Kinda dense when it comes to shutting his mouth

Well kinda

Like bro sometimes asks so many questions

Like stop

Plz

He is arrogant

Guy is also kinda popular on social media

Mostly because of the news paper account that he runs

He takes bold and hot takes and it fudking annoys lucifer so much

Diavolo do find it amusing though

WhIch annoys lucifer EVEN moRe!

Bro knows everything thats going on in the school.

Like every drama, scandle, and many secrets

Bro knows it all

I'd say out of all the brothers he is closest to satan and asmo

Looks like a dog person

*is actually a cat person*

He is a bit of a flirt if i do say so myslef 😌😏

But if you match his energy he is a bit flustered and now see's this as a challenge

But be warned: he will out flirt you

Or so he thinks

He drinks

*apple juice*

He is a smooth talker

Like it feels so easy to talk to him, the conversation goes so smoothly.

A bit to smoothly

You have now confessed that you have murdered 20 people and you don't even realize it.

I know what you did.���

And now so does he.🙂

At first when you came to r.a.d he just saw you as something he could get information out of

Since you were living with the seven demon lords

But not even him can resist your charm

later he becomes your bestie and feels kinda bad that he used you

Maybe later he has a crush on you👀

Is the type of guy that when he is asked to do smth he says "how much you going to pay me?" Or "what will i get in return?" But he is joking..kinda.

He is a very strong demon

Ofc not as strong as the demon brothers but he is somewhere up there.

When the brothers aren't around he protects mc oFc iT s becAuse he WaNts iNformaTion oUt of you

*or because lucifer will have his head*

Or.. Is it because you've grown on him...👀

You always refuse to be interviewed by him and refuse to even give him a sliver of information to HiM!

Boy is annoyed and intrigued

Like what you hiding?

What secrets do you hold?

What do you know mc?

Guy will bust out the detective kit to see what you hiding from him😤

He is a messy yet organized person

Like his apartment is m e s s y

But he knows where everything is

Oh you need a paperclip?

In the corner left side in the bathroom

Like wtf???

He is a exceptional student with decent grades

He is a night owl

Or maybe he just never sleeps

He is either drinks alot of monster energy drinks

Or lot of coffee

Either way he drinks alot of caffeine

I feel like him a solomon together is pure chaos and shadyness

He also teases luke

Poor baby😤😓😢

He dosn't talk to Simeon alot but they are mutuals

I feel like he is a nerd

Idk in what though

A "bad boy" but also a nerd

But a pain in the ass to lucifer

Okay this turned out longg... Hoppe you enjoyed though! Remember this is my first time writing headcannons. So yes i already know its trash 😌 comment so headcannons you might have, i wpuld love to hear them! I might post these headcannons to instagram but idk

Tell me what you think, im good with constructive criticism!

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[imalivebarelystriving]

Loved your post on the Roomba vacuum! Was wondering if we could keep the chaos rolling and let MC introduce them to an AI human like the Sophia Robot android human?

Oh my Diavolo you're a genius.

Obey me bros panic over an AI

After having a good laugh at the brothers panicking over a simple Roomba, you decide that they should see Sophia; An AI that looks very similar to a human. Only catch is: she's not, and the brothers are freaking out when you show her to them.

Lucifer

Sweet Lord Diavolo what the fuck is that?

"Just because you can doesn't mean you should." -Lucifer

He's totally creeped out by it.

It's a robot, but it looks like a human?

It can have conversations?

It has citizenship in Saudi Arabia!?

Looking at the technology in the human world, he's almost certain that most humans, if not all, have no self preservation skills.

He can't wrap his head around why anyone would want to make a robot so human-like.

"...Please never speak to me again about this 'Sophia'."

Mammon

He's totally freaked out about the entire thing.

Didn't these humans watch "The Matrix"?

Aren't they afraid one day it'll come around and bite them in the butt?

says mammon while he plans another money laundering scheme

He watched too many movies with Levi and Satan.

He's convinced that one day, technology will turn on the humans.

He's shocked to see this AI on celebrity shows.

Do humans really love this machine that much?

"That... thing. You humans are seriously weird... makin' stuff like that."

Leviathan

The only one who actually likes it at first.

It's like straight out of an anime!

Then starts panicking.

It's so human-like???

Are humans allowed to do this???

How many humans are actually AI in disguise???

IS MC AN AI???

Yeah, that has to be it. There's no way an actual person would want to talk the a gross otaku like-

Please comfort him and tell him that you're 100% a real person.

A few days after that, you get a video from Asmodeus.

Levi's demanding that Solomon tell him whether the sorcerer was actually an AI or not.

"An AI? That's so cool! It's like in that one anime My Best Friend Built An AI Modeled After His Wife, An Egyptian Queen And An Actress- wait... ARE YOU ACTUALLY AN AI!? Is that why you're always nice to me? I knew it. I'm just a worthless shut-in of an otaku. No one would actually want to watch anime with me..."

Satan

He's... very disturbed

He doesn't even mind that he has the same opinion as Lucifer!

It’s made for conversation?

What human would want to talk to a robot with a clear head?

For the elderly???

Its so intriguing to him, but it’s also so weird!

He just can’t look away.

How curious.

Compares it to several characters in some books, but quickly realizes that humans should not be compared to robots.

Wait, it has feelings?

"Okay, I will destroy humans."

She what-

Showing Satan this was a horrible idea.

"...No. That's a really bad idea. Are these humans stupid or do they just want to destroy humanity?"

Asmodeus

No...

Making human robots?

Bad idea.

Giving them human emotions?

Bad idea.

Making them look like humans but having the head exposed?

Asmo hates it.

You either make it look like a human or make it look like a robot.

Why both?

You give it a name, you give it a purpose, but it's still a robot, right?

It's all over the human world internet!?

There are so many posts about it on the human world versions of DevilTube and Devilgram...

Was talking to Solomon when Levi came over and started yelling nonsense about the sorcerer actually being an AI.

He recorded it for blackmail purposes

Sent it to you and considered posting it on Devilgram.

"That's a horrible thing to make! It looks like a human and a robot at the same time! It sends shivers down my spine, and not the pleasurable kind."

Beelzebub

Who's a what's it what now?

He doesn't understand.

It's creepy.

Why can it move?

Who thought of this?

He's just staring at it, trying to figure out why anyone would want a robotic human.

Just go outside and talk to someone, you don't need to build a robot.

He looks at Lucifer to try and get an answer, but he can tell that Lucifer is also pretty creeped out.

He turns and looks at Satan and Belphie, but both also look disturbed.

He tries to interact with it by poking the robot and shaking it.

When she starts talking, he accidentally throws it.

Safe to say, he doesn't like Sofia.

"Do humans... like that type of thing? Mm, that's-"

"Hello"

"Gah!"

"...MC? I accidentally threw it. I'm sorry."

Belphegor

No.

He did not wake up for this shit.

Why would you show him this?

He loved humans once, you know?

But when they pull things like this...

Like his twin, he stares at it and tries to figure out why anyone would make such a thing.

He watches over Beel when he tries to pick it up, and also gets scared when she starts to talk.

He grabs a stick and tries to poke the robot.

After one or two pokes, he heads back to their room to sleep.

"What is- Woah! Um... *poke* Yeah, no. I'm going back to bed."

[kirieshhhka003]

Here’s the second part of the previous request and I’m happy how it turned out. Part 1

Yandere! android Diavolo x reader Part Two

There was a ton of problems with getting new parts for this model. As I said earlier, Diavolo droids were illegal. Some of his parts were standard, like every other droid had. The main problem was with his missing leg. There weren’t any androids with Diavolo’s body size, so you were supposed to order the leg in/at the illegal corporation, because if governments got to know that you have this model you could get arrested

Finally, Diavolo’s was fully repaired. You didn’t launch him for couple of days. Maybe you should have stop? You should call the cops, give them Diavolo and take your punishment. Keeping this droid to yourself is a crime, and you are a criminal. But you’ve spent so much time and money on him, god, you’ve already loved him

After you cooled your mind you finally decided to launch Diavolo. It took him half an hour to turn on, while it takes only five minutes to start working for other androids

After Diavolo opened his eyes and met you he introduced himself and asked you some questions. It was necessary for every android, they get information about their owner and their life in that way. After that he asked you to show him your home. You cleaned his memory before launching, so he didn’t remember his previous owner

Diavolo spends a lot of time with you: chatting with you, cooking for you, reading with you or simply sitting by your side. You often find him staring at you and every time you ask him if he needs something he just shakes his head and continues watching you

Diavolo becomes even more handsy with you every day. He wakes you up by gently rubbing your shoulder and kissing your forehead. He tends to hold hands and interlock his fingers with yours. After a month of being your android Diavolo tries to kiss your lips. Either you let him to do it or not, he tells you that he loves you and this feeling grows bigger with every day

He becomes clingier with time. After three months of being your android he demands you to tell him where have you been and who have you spent your time with today. He even insists on accompanying you in shower, so “You won’t get hurt accidentally”

The fact that you are a mechanic and work with another androids pisses him off. It means that you spend your time with other droids. You touch them, talk to them, you help them. But Diavolo is way better than those useless pieces of metal. You said you loved him, so why are you wasting your time on them? You even found some robots you were working on crushed and damaged in your workshop

He loves you, he needs you, he’s obsessed with you. You are the meaning of his life, his beam of light in the endless darkness. He wants you to be only his, to breathe only for him. He will never hurt you, but he’ll destroy any droid, kill any human, he’ll do anything just to be the only one for you

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