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Diavolo is jealous 😶🌫️
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I fully believe that Solomon and MC just shout ""Wizard Spells"" at each other whenever they're bored. They shout shit like "I CAST MANUAL BLINKING" "I CAST MANUAL BREATHING" "I CAST EYELASH STUCK IN EYE" "I CAST TOTAL TOUNGE AWARENESS"
No real magic is used but a few demon brothers witnessed a "Wizard Duel" between MC and Solomon and got effected by "manual breathing" and fully believe that they are actually casting spells.
Lucifer: What in the devildom are you all up to now?
Mammon: SHH! MC and Solomon are having a wizard duel.
Belphie: I thought MC could only use our magic? Who's magic are they using?
Asmo: Their own!
Satan: They don't have magic.
Beel: Thats what we thought too but look.
-cut to MC and Solomon on opposite sides of the House of Lamentation's living room-
MC: I CAST INSTANT BRAZILLIAN WAX
Solomon: Oh you son of a bitch- I CAST ITCHY BONES!
MC: I CAST KIDNEY STONES!
Solomon: I CAST ENDOMETRIOSIS!
Lucifer: This is ridiculous. These aren't real spells.
MC: I CAST MANUAL BREATHING
Lucifer: *starts focusing on breathing* Wait what
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You telling me this little shit right here has 13 boyfriends, 1 girlfriend and a son??
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If MC wants someone to do a favour for them, all they have to do is go hug the character's arm, catch them off guard. Muster up the sweetest expression they can make and bat their pretty eyelashes at his questioning gaze and whisper out their wishes to him. And they're putty in your arms despite how smug they look. It works against even the difficult ones like Barbatos, Lucifer or Belphie. They WILL give into it. I guarantee it 100%. The easiest ones are, you guessed it Mammon, Levi and Beelzebub.
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Diavolo: Dear, can we talk? *holding his credit card*
MC: Y-Yes?
Diavolo: I was charged 35 grimm on my credit card.
MC: ...
MC: Sorry. I'll pay it back.
Diavolo: No, dear— *sigh*
Diavolo: *walks up to them and kneels* *holding their hand*
Diavolo: I want you to spoil yourself. Why are you not doing that?
MC: But I'm already spoiling myself, Dia—
Diavolo: Have you touched your allowance?
MC: ...
Diavolo: *smiles* *kisses their hand*
Diavolo: I want to spoil you rotten.
Diavolo: So please, let me shower you with everything I have.
MC: ...
MC: *smiles* Yes.
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Diavolo using the royal family's official letterhead and seal to send MC random pen pal-style letters for fun.
A postal demon who is anxious beyond belief grips the letter as tight as they dare to, neither wanting a breeze to blow it away nor for the paper inside to get crumpled. It was the talk of all local postal workers that morning. It's obviously incredibly important, the prince's own penmanship graces the front of it! Such a letter should not be left in the mailbox.
They knock on the door to the House of Lamentation, shaking. MC opens it.
The postal demon quickly bows their head. "An urgent correspondence!" they proclaim while handing over the message with two scrawny arms. As soon as MC has their mail, the postal demon flees and MC returns inside to find a letter opener.
Hey!
I discovered a book the other day with many fascinating human jokes! Have you heard this one?
Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A: They don't have the guts!
Isn't that hilarious? Everyone knows that common undead skeletons don't have cognizance and will absolutely fight each other. Or anything that moves, really. This must be an example of that 'sarcasm' you told me about. Human jokes can be so funny!
Yours truly,
Diavolo
#diavolo takes knock knock jokes literally and doesn't say “knock knock” he just knocks on the nearest wall. that would be cute.#obey me#obey me!#omswd#obey me scenarios#obey me shall we date#obey me headcanon#obey me x mc#obey me diavolo#obey me diavolo x mc
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Sometimes you forget just how immensely powerful Diavolo is. Which is why you should be careful with your words.
Not in the way that other demons are, when they tremble in front of his regal form.
No; you need to be careful with your words because mentioning in casual conversation that you need to get a Netflix subscription again (because you'd cancelled it the first time you were transported into the Devildom) had ended in the Demon Prince buying the whole fucking company.
God forbid you even look at a piece of jewellery or clothing for more than a split second, or else it'd end up on your windowsill the next morning.
You don't need to fear the Demon Prince like the others do, you do however, need to visit him later and thank him for the necklace that'd shown up on your windowsill today.
#poor barbatos; he's prolly the one delivering the stuff#obey me imagines#obey me shall we date#obey me headcanons#obey me mc#obey me diavolo#obey me diavolo x reader
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1 : Welcome to hell, we had an education reform last year
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H-hey *drops all their obey me fanarts because I wanna make commissions*
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The first days in the exchange program
Diavolo: So you can't go long without water?
Mc: *funny* Exactly without water we die.
Diavolo: I'll make sure that you always have water at your disposal Mc, don't worry!
Mc: *laughing* Too much water can also kill us you know?
Diavolo: *face of complete horror*
A few days later
Diavolo: *totally terrified* Barbatos Mc is in danger!!!! We have to save them!
Barbatos: *alarmed* Why? What's going on?
Diavolo: We are in the rainy season and it's raining a lot, the excess of water can kill Mc!!!!!
Barbatos: I… I think that's not how it works young master.
Mc: *with a float bigger than themself* Don't you think it would have been a good idea if Diavolo had taken some classes on humam anatomy and nature before trying to interact with humans?
Barbatos: I deeply apologize Mc *ashamed*
Mc: Because Solomon does not qualify as normal human, you know?
Barbatos: I am very sorry Mc.
Diavolo: *with all kinds of safety floats* Don't worry Mc, we have it all under control.
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Diavolo: So, our dear exchange student, what's your type?
MC: I like someone who is strong, tall, outgoing, redhead, a little stupid and great leader.
Diavolo: Oh, that sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a human.
MC:…Did I mention stupid??
Diavolo: Yeah.
MC: okay, just making sure.
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Solomon: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
MC: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Solomon: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
MC: But I heard a siren.
Solomon: That was Mammon.
Mammon: Sorry, I got nervous-
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Belphegor: If we put Solomon and Barbatos in a room, who would come out crying first?
Diavolo: The room.
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Barbatos: Where's Satan..?
MC: Doing stuff.
Barbatos: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Lucifer?
MC: Trying to stop Satan. from doing the stuff.
Barbatos: And Asmodeus?
MC: Trying to stop Lucifer from stopping Satan. from doing the stuff.
Barbatos: I see. And what are you doing here, MC?
MC: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Asmodeus from stopping Lucifer from stopping Satan, from doing the stuff.
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Mammon: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were six.
Levi: let's not forget who pushed me in
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Lucifer: You don’t want MC to die
Simeon: Right.
Lucifer: And I don't want MC to die.
Simeon: Right.
Lucifer: So we just have to make sure MC doesn’t want MC to die.
Simeon: Wonderful plan, but have you met MC?
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Asmodeus: Do you think I’m ugly?
Solomon: It’s not about looks, Asmodeus. What’s valuable is on the inside...
Asmodeus: Aww.. Sol...
Solomon: For example, someone's heart.
Asmodeus: Aw... Stop it-
Solomon: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.
Asmodeus: Seriously, stop it.
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Diavolo: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
MC: Eyy, homie!
Leviathan: But then there's cootie...
Belphegor: Die.
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Lucifer: Who broke the toaster?
Satan: It was Mammon.
Asmodeus: It was Mammon.
Beelzebub: Mammon broke it.
Mammon:
Mammon: ...yOU PROMISED-
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Luke: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!
Simeon: Luke, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.
Luke: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!
Solomon: ...It was a bug…
Luke: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!
Solomon: ...
Simeon: ...
Luke: Stop looking at me like that!
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Asmodeus: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.
Lucifer: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!
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Mammon: I'm not that stupid!
Lucifer: Mammon, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.
Mammon: BELPHIE TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!
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Mephisto, referring to MC and Mammon: Those guys are dorks.
Lucifer, insulted: Yes, but they’re my dorks.
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*spoilers lesson 54(?)*
૮( •̀ - •́ )ა <(ꐦㅍ _ㅍ)> (¬_ ´¬ ) Σ(°△° ꪱꪱꪱ) (°□°) ( ㅎ.ㅎ )
#they deserve being lectured#very disappointed by the behavior of those three gentlemen#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me mephistopheles#obey me diavolo#obey me lucifer#obey me sheep mc#obey me simeon#obey me raphael
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She can't feel her legs, but it's so worth it ~ (Old drawing 2022)
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The idea of MC being attached to Solomon after they returned from the other timeline will forever be funny to me. It makes sense after all, there was only Solomon who they could confide and depend on during their time in the past. Just imagine how much everyone will be jealous suddenly seeing their human being clingy to the menace of a sorcerer. Guess who's birthing another avatar of envy.
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Diavolo: Between MC and Barbatos, who do you think is scarier?
Lucifer: Barbatos.
Diavolo: *chuckles* Yes, Barbatos.
Barbatos: I beg to differ.
Lucifer and Diavolo: Huh?
Barbatos: MC, when upset, can make your life efficiently worst.
Lucifer: Why? What did they do?
Barbatos: ...
Barbatos: They told me they had set a mouse free in the palace grounds.
Barbatos: And I still haven't found it.
Lucifer and Diavolo: ...
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