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tvneon · 14 days ago
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bunglegrindd · 5 months ago
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ok bro
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silicacid · 11 months ago
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BREAKING: ⚡US mercenaries from Ukraine spotted operating in Gaza on behalf of Israel The American mercenary firm, Forward Observations Group (FOG), previously known for its presence in Ukraine, has claimed to have active members engaged in combat inside Gaza on behalf of Israel. FOG's official social media accounts have posted numerous photos and videos from Israel, including the southern territories near the Gaza border and the Gaza Strip itself. Some of the images show equipment decked out with both US and Ukrainian flags. Since March 2022, FOG members have made multiple visits to Ukraine. The company openly acknowledges its involvement in fighting alongside the Kiev regime, namely, in the battle for Severodonetsk. US mercenaries, bombs, missiles, aviation, warships, tanks and after 70 days, apart from massacring innocent children, they failed to capture even 20% of Gaza. — Megatron (@Megatron_ron) December 11, 2023
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aerequets · 1 year ago
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totallynormalfetishhaver · 2 months ago
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spent forever looking for this video. if anyone has the full lmk! one of the hottest videos by QOF imo
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2baerzfeind · 6 months ago
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andre probably woke up on that day that it was 0 degrees out, saw it, got so nervous and shit his pants
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meowlier · 2 months ago
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"we don't look at the ball", "we don't bat" bro the fuck do you even do in a game with a ball and a bat then /j
ciel's like: to win a cricket match we just don't play cricket
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intriga-hounds · 2 months ago
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puppies leave on saturday and i have a 13 hr work day tomorrow :(
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mapsontheweb · 1 month ago
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Deaths due to diarrhea
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thingstrumperssay · 1 year ago
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Edit: Some people are pointing out that I just posted a picture of a screenshot from Tumblr that I found on Reddit instead of reblogging the original post. The problem with that is that that would've actually made sense for me to do LOL (I don't know why I didn't do that either.)
Here's the original.
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samhaven · 6 months ago
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LETS-A FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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vegautistic · 5 months ago
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I think out of all animal products, milk is one of the weirdest to try and defend.
Like… milk? The food that makes roughly half of the world population shit themselves? The one that we, a species perfectly capable of producing milk, steal from a different mammal? The one that requires someone steal a calf away from their mother, which can cause both cattle to experience depression? The one that often involves the forceful impregnation of a cow? The one that’s linked to a myriad of health concerns?
That one? That’s the hill you want to die on?
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silicacid · 11 months ago
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judasgot-it · 3 months ago
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BSD Men After Their GF Clogs Their Toilet and Cries about it
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This is not inspired by a real event, but also it kind of is. Don't judge me I'm already writing this.
Kicks you out, vomits because he knows that it's impossible for women to take shits. What he saw in there wasn't possible, it had to be an attempt to kill him
-Jouno, Fyodor, Akutugawa
Get's you medication because that was the birth of the anti-christ straight through the ass, and clearly you needed pain meds or something. He doesn't know, he didn't know a shit that big was even humanly possible
-Tecchou, Fukuzawa, Sigma
"Hey. It's fine. We all do it. I'll call a plumber." He doesn't want to admit it, since you're crying from embarrassment, but he's impressed. He sent a photo to all of his friends and is going to print it and hang it on the wall to commemorate the date.
-Chuuya, Kunikida, Atsushi
"Damn girl, you shit here often?"
-Ranpo, Kaiji, Dazai
"You should put this in the book of world records. It's kind of cool."
-Tachihara, Mark Twain, Tanizaki
Doesn't even notice until the next day. Somehow, he just doesn't notice it, and you become actually concerned over the fact that he has a clogged toilet that he passes multiple times and doesn't notice. He never says anything either - you assume he's just being polite, but it remains there when you come over the next time, making you question his sanity.
-Poe, Fukuchi, Mori
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bluesest · 2 months ago
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A guy telling his boyfriend who is sitting on the toilet to hold in his diarrhea and beg for release
A Holding Boyfriend
My boyfriend and I had a great amazing date where we went to a critically acclaimed restaurant called: "The evening", it was an amazing night and the dishes were a total delight:
As an entrance they gave us a glass with 10 shrimp, they looked incredible and my boyfriend devoured most of them, I wanted to stop him because he was aware of what happens to his stomach when he consumes any type of seafood, but when I told him he replied:
Boyfriend: "It's not for so much love, I prefer the taste and suffer the consequences, because I tell you that this is totally delicious"
Me: "It won't be nice when... forget it"
I stopped at that precise moment, my neurons agreed that this could lead to a situation that was quite ... interesting.
10 minutes of anecdotes and laughter passed, the waiter gave us the main course: "Filet Mignon" with potatoes and asparagus, we had several sauces to choose from but my boyfriend's favorites were: "Brown Sauce" made from celery, onion, meat broth, garlic, among other ingredients, and also the classic barbecue sauce, all these made in an artisanal way, It was an amazing dinner at an amazing restaurant, we paid the bill and with a great feeling in our stomachs we left the establishment.
When I got into the car my boyfriend said some words that would leave me cold:
Boyfriend: "I think it's better to leave the windows open"
Me: "But it's very cold out there"
Boyfriend: "My stomach is baking something heavy, I think it wasn't a good idea after all"
Me: "I warned you"
Boyfriend: "But I don't regret it"
He started leaning quickly, held the steering wheel tightly and let out a giant gas, I never thought he would be able to match something like that.
*PPFPFPFPFPFPTTTTTTTTTTTT*
Boyfriend: "Ufffff that was a good one"
I blushed at the time, me and he have been together for at least 3 years where we have acquired a small apartment and I had never heard or smelled a fart like that in the time I live with him.
Neither he nor I bothered at that moment, as a couple we have witnessed many things from each other including our embarrassments, he is usually quite open to these issues and has no shame at all about farting at least in front of me, it is something I admire about him, his trust towards me to show something that you would never show someone, even if it is something as "disgusting" but natural as farts.
He began to laugh sheepishly while I enjoyed the natural smell of his intestines invading my nostrils touching them softly like a light, pleasant scent of a small flower between his large, tight buttocks.
He began to feel his stomach with his left hand as he paid attention to the road and said:
Boyfriend: "I feel gassy"
My eyes shone with those words, I didn't want to be an obstacle to him so I said:
Me: "Fart freely, don't worry about me"
Boyfriend: "Are you sure? I mean... doesn't it bother you?"
I put my hand on his stomach and said, "I like every part of you" and then I started to lower my hand to his crotch releasing some of the sexual pressure I felt and couldn't hold, just the smell that was locked in the car served as an aphrodisiac for me.
Boyfriend: "You should take that hand out of there"
Me: "Why?"
*PPFPTPPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTF* *PRRRRRR*
I was immediately surprised and automatically began to grab his crotch more tightly:
Boyfriend: "Calm down there babe, I don't want your hand to stink of shrimp and meat"
Me: "You know me, I like your meat"
Boyfriend: "hahahaha... I can't believe we're doing this while I'm driving and farting."
Me: "I can't believe this is heating me up"
Boyfriend: "Don't worry, very soon we will arrive at the apartment *PFFTFTTFTFTFTFTFTFT* and the bathroom"
It was 10 minutes on the road where I tried to ignore my farting boyfriend, in total he farted about 3 before arriving, but it was impossible for me to think of anything other than his tight buttocks vibrating from the air that comes out.
Entering the apartment I try to kiss him and continue releasing the tension, but he stops me and says:
Boyfriend: "Not now, I must visit the bathroom for a moment"
Me: "From 1 to 10, how much do you need to go to the bathroom?"
Boyfriend: "like a 6, but the more time passes the more I will want to"
Me: "That means you'll be able to hold on for a while longer."
Boyfriend: "I don't know..."
Me: "It will be quick, let's go"
Boyfriend: "Okay, I guess I'll hold on a little longer before... *PPPFFTFTTFTF* uuppss now went up to a 7"
We both started to hug each other, I took the first step and started to lower my hand and grabbed his left buttock with passion while he began to kiss me and guided me to our bed where we let ourselves fall without separating our bodies and lips, he began to moan very low shyly while my hand went up his entire back.
*PPPFFFFTFTFTTF*
He stopped kissing me and his face moved away from mine, with a look full of passion and shame he told me: "Babe, I really need to go to the bathroom", I pretending not to have heard him I started to lower my hand again and this time I put it under his underwear touching his bare buttock feeling a little sweat and chills from his big butt.
However, while I was caressing his buttocks he touched my arm and said: 
Boyfriend: "Hey, you just realized you put your hand under my underpants seconds after I fart, didn't you?" 
Me: "I know, but I don't care, you're irresistible."
Boyfriend: "Even if it smells like rotten eggs?"
Me: "Even if you're shit on yourself, I'll love you"
Boyfriend: "Then I'll check if that's true."
He started staring me in the eye as he applied some pressure to my arm and...*PFPPTPTPTPPFPFFTFTFTF* *PRRRR*
I was too surprised, not only by the fact that my biggest wet dreams came true, but also by the fact that I felt a few small drops on my hand, it could be sweat, but I would rather imagine that it was that thick mixture that is cooking in his stomach wanting to come out, and his comment gave me a clue.
Boyfriend: "That was a wet one... I must go to the bathroom"
Me: "But I just showed you that I don't care what your body does while we love each other."
Boyfriend: "I know, but now my desire has gone up to an 8, this is already serious"
Me: "And what would be the problem?"
Boyfriend: "That at any moment I could... make a mess"
For a moment I thought I was taking this too far, maybe he doesn't like this as much as I do, I started to feel guilty about forcing me to do something that my boyfriend doesn't like and dislikes, my lust left my body for a moment and I was about to give my boyfriend "Permission" to go to the bathroom once and for all and maybe continue with this without the factor Farting and diarrhea wouldn't be as interesting, but those thoughts left my head when I heard him say, "But I could take it longer, babe."
He said it with a mischievous smile and eyes full of passion and desire, he put both his hands behind my head and pushed it gently and slowly towards his head, where our lips collided again with even more passion than the first time, now he was the one who began to hug me and caress my back and I innocently wanted to do the same as him and I started to take my hand out of his ass to carry it behind him but he stopped me: "You said you didn't care if I suck right? Then you will NOT take that hand off my ass" and without warning he farted violently and wetly: *PPFPPFPPTPPPTTTTFFFFTFTFT* *PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
I groaned suddenly, even I was surprised and my boyfriend started laughing:
Boyfriend: "hahaha, I can't believe you did that when I farted"
Me: "Don't say stupid things, that was just a mixture of surprise and passion, that fart only surprised me and that's it"
Boyfriend: "Sure?" *PPPFTFTFTFTFTFF* *PPRPRPRPRPRPR* *PFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTTTTT*
I moaned again and was embarrassed to one more, but I felt my boyfriend's hand gently touching my cheek which managed to calm me down.
Boyfriend: "But at least I know you're serious when you say you love me."
Me: "Hahahaha enough of being ashamed"
Boyfriend: "I... *PFTFTFTFT* uffff... I'm serious, I was ashamed"
Me: "Shame?"
Boyfriend: "Embarrassment when I had to play the two while you were in the apartment, I was sorry that you heard or smelled, I always read on the internet that the main reasons for couple separations were because of this type of taboo subject?"
Me: "But why? If everyone does it"
Boyfriend: "It's just that... *PPPFTFTFTFTFTFTTF* aghhh, I think it's up to a 9 now, it's already dangerous at this point"
Me: "You don't have to be ashamed, at least not with me because you already know that I love you no matter if..."
Boyfriend: "I shit on myself... *GRRRRRRRRR* ohhhh stop for a moment... here comes a big one..."
Me: "Don't worry, you know I don't care"
Boyfriend: "I know... aghhh *PPPFTPTPTPTPTFFT* *PPRPRPRRRRRRRRRRR* *PFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFFTF* *PRRRRRRRRRRR* *GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*"
We both stopped at that moment, he had a face of fear and shame which I didn't understand the reason until I felt a strange thick hot liquid that was where I understood everything.
I immediately pulled my hand out of his butt making it even more muddy, but I didn't do it because I was disgusted but because I wanted to see the mess my hand became when he expelled that rancid diarrhea mixture.
My boyfriend finally reacted to what had happened, he stood up and got out of bed, turned to look at me again, directed his gaze towards my hand with diarrhea and then to my face something shocked, and with shame in his eyes and in his voice he said: "Sorry, I think I measured wrong... It wasn't a 9, it was an 11"
After saying that, he walked making small jumps to take off his underwear with a big brown stain with lumps and once naked he went to the bathroom of our room without closing the door and before sitting on the toilet I took his arm which surprised him and turned quickly.
Let me tell you that it's not the first time I've seen him naked or vice versa, we were a couple after all, but it's the first time that his completely naked body almost gave me a heart attack, his ass stained with brown diarrhea, his big penis and his face of shame but that denotes a little passion made lust take control of my body and caused me to stop him before he released his stomach.
Boyfriend: "Babe, I know we were on to something, but I really have to go *GRRRRRRR* went up to 12"
Me: "I think you could hold on a little longer..."
Boyfriend: "Definitely not!"
Me: "You're a strong man, of course you can"
Boyfriend: "Babe didn't you see my underpants? I literally ruined them!"
Me: "Come on, they're not so bad, I can buy a whole box if you want"
Boyfriend: "I'm shitting, I need the toilet NOW!!"
Me: "And I need you NOW!!!"
The atmosphere became tense, we both screamed in desperation, but I definitely shouldn't have done that for a sexual game, I still wasn't sure if he liked that idea or was even enjoying everything that happened.
We both remained silent, he, even naked, stared at me with a bit of confusion while I couldn't look him in the eye because of how embarrassed he was.
Boyfriend: "Wow that's definitely not you, what's wrong with you, is there anything I can help you with?"
Me: "It's nothing, just that I really wanted to continue..."
He started to approach me slowly and gave me a hug, I felt his crotch harden, although to tell the truth I don't know if it was HIS crotch or mine, and with a soft voice he told me:
Boyfriend: "That has nothing to do with what we were doing, tell me the truth, I don't want to do something that bothers you..."
With shame and a trembling voice he had no choice but to confess.
Me: "This will sound weird or even disgusting to you, and I don't want you to think that about me..."
Boyfriend: "You are a beautiful man, sexy from head to toe and someone intelligent who always makes me laugh in my best moments or accompanies me in my worst moments, nothing you say is going to change my opinion of you or the love I feel for you"
His face slowly approached me and began to kiss me softly.
Me: "You see... I... I like what it's all about... well..."
Boyfriend: "Be confident"
Me: "I... I like it..."
Boyfriend: "Go ahead"
Me: "I LIKE TO SEE PEOPLE HAVE DIARRHEA, IT MAKES ME REALLY HOT TO SEE THEM IN A SITUATION LIKE THAT!!"
Boyfriend: "..."
Me: "It's... a fetish..."
I finally confessed, but... silence says more than a thousand words, doesn't it? He didn't say anything, at that moment I thought his face was one of contempt, disgust and horror, if he were honest and was in his reactionary position the same. I froze, I didn't know what to do, but...
Boyfriend: "hahahahaha..."
Me: "Why are you laughing?"
Boyfriend: "Let's say I have the perfect partner"
He kissed me again, then he moved away and with a funny but gallant look he says to me: 
Boyfriend: "I'm proud that you put your trust in me and that's why I love you, besides, that fetish is called Scat, just so that you are more informed"
Me: "Wait... Are you?"
Boyfriend: "I've never tried it before, but let's just say I'd really like to try it with you love"
This time I started kissing him, I couldn't believe it, he was definitely the perfect man for me... *GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* He turned his face away from mine and said: 
Boyfriend: "All these emotions made me forget that I had to shit"
Me: "Hey... sorry for going too far, if you want I will leave you alone"
Boyfriend: "Don't you remember what I told you? I would like to try this... and I want you to be my guide"
Me: "Are you sure?"
Boyfriend: "Of course, but you better hurry, if I don't sit on that toilet right now... I think we will have to clean the floor"
I laughed shyly and we both moved towards the bathroom where I wonder: "what should I do now?"
I stopped for a moment, I didn't know what to do either because I had never been in a situation like this and I decided to start with something classic and simple:
Me: "How about something to hold on?"
Boyfriend: "Wasn't that what I've been doing all this time?"
Me: "Yes, but this time you'll push it to the limit, now sit on the toilet."
Boyfriend: "Like orders"
He went straight to the toilet, when he turned his back to me I could notice his big sweaty butt and a slight tightening of buttocks, you could tell from afar that he could barely move and prevent his entire interior from coming out in a violently explosive way.
A cold and short sound indicated that his butt kissed the porcelain, he raised his sexy gaze and looked me straight in the eyes waiting for my next order:
Me: "Just hold on until you can't take it anymore..."
Boyfriend: "Really? No kind of game or something?"
Me: "I'm new to this just like you!"
*GRRRRRRRRR*
Boyfriend: "I think my stomach is new to this too"
Me: "Let me hear your opinion"
Boyfriend: "Okay"
He subtly leaned into the seat, raising his butt as high as he could where he expelled a vibrating and loud fart: 
*PPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFTTTTTT* *PRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
I could see small brown drops shoot out of his butt which at this point was so tight that it could easily break a nut.
Me: "Hey! You're cheating when you're farting"
Boyfriend: "I'm sorry babe, but at this point my body controls itself" 
He made the same motion to let loose an even bigger fart
*PPFPPTPTTPTPTPFFFTFTFTFTF* *PRRRRRR*
I couldn't tell if his little moan was one of pain or enjoyment, but I had no doubt that both parties enjoyed this little experience. I began to approach me:
*GRRRRRRRR* *PFFFFTTTT*
Boyfriend: "Oh! My intestines are burning"
Me: "Maybe I can help you with that..."
I slowly brought my hands closer to his stomach and began to caress him delicately making small circles one at a time.
*PFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFT*
Boyfriend: "Ufffff, I thought that the objective was to make it impossible for me to explode, not to make it easier for me"
Me: "I want it to be a bigger challenge, plus being so close to you I can smell you better"
Boyfriend: "hmmmm~ you really know what you do right?" *PFFFTTT*
Me: "Of course... The smell is amazing, how did you get your stomach to smell like a landfill?"
Boyfriend: "hmm~ I will confess something to you hmm~ in the morning I had a big cup of coffee..."
Me: "Knowing you and your stomach must have been a headache to endure that smell at work"
Boyfriend: *PFFTFTFTFTFTFTFT* "ugh, not at all, I thought I was going to shit about half an hour later, but hmmm~ it just didn't happen"
Me: "Really?"
Boyfriend: "No, it's hard to believe, but since the morning not a single fart came out, and I ate hot wings at lunch"
Me: "That would explain the dark brown color of those drops I saw..."
Boyfriend: "I thought that would make hmmmmm~ *PFTFTFTFT* go straight to the bathroom, but it didn't give a solution *PRRRRRRRRRR* I even heard several colleagues and even the boss destroy the office bathroom"
Me: "I can imagine the desperation of those poor men, but I am aware that out of all of them you would make the greatest disaster."
Boyfriend: "I'm happy I didn't at least touch those bathrooms with hot, sweaty toilet lids"
Me: "And it looks like someone else is happy too, doesn't it?"
His penis was completely erect, apparently the massages relaxed him enough so that the stress goes away and he can enjoy this in a more free and sexual way.
Boyfriend: "Like I told you, I can't control my body" *GRRRRRRRRRR*
Me: "Would you mind if...?"
Boyfriend: "Don't ask and do it!"
I lowered my head directly to his crotch, down there it smelled worse and I could see how the clear water of the toilet had small brown dots indicating that all the farts were wet.
I asked his to get up a little from the toilet, then I put my left hand behind me and started to touch his sweaty butt feeling how my hand gets hotter and hotter thanks to the oven generated inside the toilet.
*PFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTF* *PRRRRR* *PFFTFTFFF* *PPPPFTFTFTFFFFFTTTTTT*
Boyfriend: "oops, I hope it doesn't bother you..."
Me: "~Not at all~"
*GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Boyfriend: "Fuck, I don't think I will resist for long"
Me: "Please, we've had sex longer than this."
Boyfriend: "I don't mean that! I mean my stomach, it's starting to burn."
Me: "Be a man and endure like one"
Boyfriend: "I'll expel everything and we'll continue with this later"
Me: "That wasn't the love deal, and you know it~"
I could smell it, the smell of despair, he began to sweat more and I could feel drops of sweat falling on my hair and arms as he slowly lost control.
*PFTFTFTFTFTFTF* *PFTFTFFFFTFTPPPPPPFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTTTTT* *PRRRRTRRRRRR*
Boyfriend: "hmmmmm~ my stomach hurts a lot, please release me my love"
Me: "No, I want you to break a world record"
Boyfriend: "And I'll break it, but it'll be the size of the largest human excrement."
Me: "In your case they will have to weigh it in liters, by your farts you can tell that it will be liquid"
Boyfriend: "ohhh.... Please *PFTFTFTFTFTFT* I can't anymore... *PRRRRRRRR* More! *TRRRRRRRRRRR*"
Notice how his farts became more and more violent, in a few seconds his stomach will not resist and the great wall of his sphincter will break giving way to the brown army.
Me: "You're sweating a lot..."
Boyfriend: "I know hahaha... but please, I can't resist much longer..." *PFFFTTTT* *GRRRRRRRRRR*
I raised my head and went to his lips and began to kiss him passionately, the atmosphere was heavy, it was very hot and even the smell had flooded the small room. When our lips parted, he said to me: 
Boyfriend: "I'm sorry Babe"
I passed so fast that I could hardly react, the first explosion echoed off the walls and I instinctively lowered my head to see the fireworks on the front page:
*PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* *PFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFFTTTT* *TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* *PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* *GRRRRRR* *PFFFFFTTTTTT* *PFFFFFFFFFFFTTFTTF*
He doesn't stop moaning, while from my perspective I can see a large fountain staining the white porcelain of the toilet that I always worry about seeing it clean, but still I don't care at all, I can always clean it at any time, but this doesn't happen again, or at least I've never experienced it before.
*SQHSQHQSHSQHSSSHSHSHSHHHHHHHHH* *PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT* *PRRRRR* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PRRRRRRRRRRRR* *TRRRRRRRR* *BLRRRRRSSSHHHHHHH* *PFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT* *PFFFFTT* *PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Jet after jet fell impacting the water like a strong hurricane into the ocean, the few solid pieces looked like meteorites causing large explosions of brown water as they crashed into the large polluted ocean.
Boyfriend: "oh... wow, I've never shit like this in my life *GRRRRRRRRR* ughhhh"
*PFFFFFTTFTFTFTFTFF* *PRPRPRPRPRPRPRPR* *SHQHQSHQSHQSHSSSHHSHSHQSHQSHSQQSQQSQS* *FFFFFFFTTTTTTTPPPPPPPP* *PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* *SQSTSQRQSRSSSRSRSRQQQRQRQRRRRRRRRRRR*
Me: "I know, it was amazing, don't you think?"
Boyfriend: "Sure"
Me: "Now, do you want me to clean you down there?"
Boyfriend: "Of course"
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mistressemmedi · 7 months ago
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I love listening to Nico losing his fight against his intrusive thoughts
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