#diarhea

[malottie]

by the way what dougdoug is doing is the only correct way of using ai

[glitter-alienz]

im so sick of being sick hhhhh

[funshinebf]

the thing about me is i dont shit often enough (ive been told its normal to shit every day which is baffling to me. i shit maybe twice a week on average) so my body decides to just pick one day every now and then to just clear everything out all at once. it is a very painful and uncomfortable process and has caused me to either call in or leave work/school early many many times in my life. i dont get any kind of warning for when this is gonna happen it just sort of starts hurting and i have to rush to the nearest bathroom as soon as possible. and then i usually spend the rest of the day in and out of a bathroom, sometimes spending hours in one at a time. its incredibly inconvenient and i do hate that my body does this. ive tried taking like mirilax to make me shit more often to avoid this but all it has done is make me go through this process daily instead? so its like. at least this way its only one day every now and then. because if i kept up on the mirilax i wouldnt be able to do anything i would be in and out of the bathroom all day every day. which just isnt reasonable. ive tried talking to my doctor about my bowel issues but we havent done any kind of testing or made any moves to figure it out. only thing we really tried was the mirilax and like i said that isnt really a good solution. so yeah i just kind of have to be miserable for a day sometimes

[live-laugh-lenney]

absolute waffle going on in the tags.

ignore (or read if you're that interested).

i just wanna speak but have no one to speak too so my tumblr tags are basically just nothing but my internal thoughts needing to come out.

sorry.

love to you all. x

[mrspasser]

Good morning 2023. Let’s go see how the (involuntary) guests at the local animal shelter fared the night with all the heavy fireworks going off.

I hope the police didn’t have to bring in any runaways at some point in the night.

[caraianellisande]

I have become the very thing I despise (gave prosciutto to my dog(to trick him into taking his antibiotic))

[magnus-and-the-dragon]

today is one of those days that i am acutely aware how fucking limited i am by anxiety and ibs and it’s just so FRUSTRATING

[harmonyisharpingonme]

Do you think anti-endos are also anti-other mental illnesses?

I think

Anti-endogenics are probably also anti-narcisstic and anti-borderline and anti-schizophrenic

I personally would just like to be anti-diarhea

I don't know, man.

I don't know and I think people should calm down.

Like... Read a book. Go to your local library. Pick up a new hobby. Syscourse is exhausting and I bet (as a person without DID) that DID is exhausting enough.

Just be nice to each other. Holy fuck.

[saccharineluridity]

Butter's beautifull face would look so much cuter after a few good ol' boot stompies on it's skull until it's brain looks like bloody diarhea <3

What the fuck compelled you to say this to me.

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Silvans find Maglor, part 1 (my au)

Legolas didn’t know how he got into this situation. He doesn’t know how he ended up in Imlardis, practically begging Lord Elrond to take his dad back because Maglor would. Not. Stop. Wailing. 

He would like to blame Lasgen for the problem. But then he’d have to blame every single elf that was on her squad when they were doing a routine check up. And then he’d have to blame all the elves who had a hand in healing Maglor, and all those who agreed to keep maglor in Mirkwood. And his father because, elf who gave birth to him or not, Thranduil was a little shit who had no problem putting his kids into the line of fire.

All to say that everyone had a hand in what lead up to the current situation of Legolas trying not to loose his mind over the pure bullshit fate liked to spit at the Silvans.

Akami help him, he was to sober for this.

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I suppose we should go back a few months in order to explain exactly how we ended up here.

It was a standard routine survey of the coasts of Middle Earth, simply to see if there was anything the silvans needed to keep an eye on in addition to Sauron and his bullshit, and some of the Avari sects that the Silvans didn’t have an alliance with. 

Being a silvan was hard, don’t let the Noldor tell you otherwise.

Lasgen, oldest child of King Thranduil, was leading the party at a steady pace along the beach. The sun was shining, the wind was a nice breeze, it was fucking hot but you wouldn’t be able to tell just by looking at the scene.

And the narrator is sleep deprived so if the narration doesn’t make any sense, she doesn’t care. I assure you.

Where was i? Oh yes. The weather. It was horrible, but Lasgen and her warriors kept on moving. And eventually,

Eventually, they came across a mound of ratty hair, scrappy cloth, and dried up seaweed that stunk more than a skunk with diarhea. Lasgen was debating simply ignoring the offensive smelling mound or practising some civic duty by shoving it into the ocean or burning it when an unintelligible garble rose from the pile. She supposed that it could sound fagually like a song, if you took ten steps back, cocked your head, closed your eyes, a payed attention to only every second note. 

Grimacing, she brought the group to a halt before disembarking from her horse and slowly approaching, trying desperately not to inhale anywhere near the abomination.

She grabbed a stick and poked at the pile. One poke, two poke, three poke. Groan. 

Ok so there was definitely something alive under all the ratty scraps.

She held her breath before quickly reaching forward into the pile and yanking at the solid mass in the center.

An. elf. 

There was an akami forsaken elf. In a pile of such disgusting stench it made horse poop smell nice. 

How was there an elf there? Why was there an elf there? Surely they would have at least managed to keep themselves moderately clean or in contact with one of the elven settlements. They weren’t even that far from the nearest one, surely they would have been able to make it to the harbors if they tried.

Wait.

Wait.

WAIT.

An elf. Near the ocean. Looking like the gods themselves went out of their way to trash him. Making weird gargling noises that could, barely, pass for music.

“Oh my god, why do i always find the weird ones?” Lasgen looked to the sky, begging for an answer she knew would not come. She turned to her squad, who had abandoned her to the stench and stayed a nice distance away. “Please tell me one of you has some nice deep reaching scents on you that will make it bearable until we reach back home. And some clothes? Anything to make this sad bag of bones more bearable.”

[glassbirdfeather]

All of Elden Ring's Banned Words

Let's find out together what tumblr will do to me for dumping ~1300 slurs into a text post. These are all the words listed within 'GR_NGWord.fmg', which is used to censor any offensive names input by players.

This list was implemented in the laziest way possible, and just replaces any part of a name which contains a banned word with asterisks, with no consideration for context.

This means that my in game name shows up as "Gl***Bird".

Dark Souls 3 famously used the same system, resulting in the word "knight" being censored as "k***ht". I doubt that this part of the game code has been much altered since then.

Some of these are hilarious, which is why I'm making this post. Some are less so. While I would hope anyone looking under the cut would be smart enough to understand this, I know I need to spell it out for some people: There are offensive words in this post.

Come, allow Elden Ring to teach you new slurs. And old ones, too, you slattern, you.

69, 666, 1cup, 2girls, 2girls1cup, 5h1t,

a$$, abortion, ahole, aids, alabama hot pocket , anal, anal sex, analsex, angrydragon, angrydragons, angrypenguin, angrypenguins, angrypirate, angrypirates, anus, apeshit, arsehole, artard, askhole, ass, ass 2 ass, ass hole, ass kisser, ass licker, ass lover, ass man, ass master, ass pirate, ass rapage, ass rape, ass raper, ass to ass, ass wipe, assbag, assbandit, assbanger, assberger, assburger, assclown, asscock, asses, assface, assfuck, assfucker, assfukker, asshat, asshead, asshole, asshopper, assjacker, asslicker, assmunch, asswhole, asswipe, aunt flo,

b000bs, b00bs, b17ch, b1tch, baby yoghurt , baby yogurt , ball sack , ballbag, ballsack, ballsack , bampot, bang, bastard, basterd, bastich, beaner, beastiality, beat off, beaver, beavers, beeyotch, betch, beyotch, bfe, bi sexual, bi sexuals, biatch, bigmuffpi, biotch, bisexual, bi-sexual, bisexuality, bisexuals, bi-sexuals, bitch, bitched, bitches, bitchin, bitching, bizatch, blackie, blackies, bloody hell, blow job, blow wad, blowjob, blumpkin , boff, boffing, boffs, bollick, bollock, bondage, boner, boners, bong, boob, boobies, boobs, booger sugar , booty, boy2boy, boy4boy, boyforboy, boyonboy, boys2boys, boys4boys, boysforboys, boysonboys, boytoboy, brothel, brothels, brotherfucker, buceta, bugger, bugger , buggered, buggery, bukake, bullshit, bumblefuck, bumfuck, bung, bunghole, bush, bushpig, but plug, butplug, butsecks, butsekks, butseks, butsex, butt, buttfuck, buttfucka, buttfucker, butthole, buttmuch, buttmunch, butt-pirate, buttplug, buttsecks, buttsekks, buttseks, buttsex, buttweed,

c0ck, c0cksucker, cabron, camel toe, camel toes, cameltoe, canabis, cannabis, carpet muncher, castrate, castrates, castration, cawk, chank, cheesedick, chick2chick, chick4chick, chickforchick, chickonchick, chicks2chicks, chicks4chicks, chicksforchicks, chicksonchicks, chickstochicks, chicktochick, chinc, chink, chinks, choad, choads, chode, circlejerk, circlejerks, cl1t, cleavelandsteemer, cleveland steamer , clevelandsteamer, clevelandsteemer, clit, clitoris, clitoris , clits, clusterfuck, coca , cocaine , cock, cock block, cock suck, cock , cockblock, cockface, cockfucker, cockfucklutated, cockhead, cockmaster, cockmunch, cockmuncher, cockpenis, cockring, cocks, cocksuck, cocksucker, cocksuka, cocksukka, cok, coke , cokmuncher, coksucka, comestain, condom, condoms, coochie, coon, coons, cooter, copulated, copulates, copulating, copulation, corn, corn_hole, cornhole, cornholes, cr4p, crack , crap, crapping, craps, cream, creampie, crotch, crotches, cum, cumming, cums, cumshot, cumstain, cumtart, cunnilingus, cunt, cuntbag, cunthole, cuntilingis, cuntilingus, cunts, cuntulingis, cuntulingus,

d1ck, dabitch, dago, dago , dammit, damn, damned, darkie, darkies, darky, deepthroat, defecate, defecates, defecating, defecation, deggo, dego , diaf, diarea, diarhea, diarrhea, dick, dick , dickhead, dickhole, dickring, dicks, dicksucker, dicksuckers, dicksucking, dicksucks, dickwad, dickweed, dickwod, dik, dike, dikes, dildo, dildoe, dildoes, dildos, dilligaf, dingleberry, dipshit, dirty sanchez , dlck, doggin, doggystyle, dogshit, dominatrix, donkey, donkey punch , donkeyribber, dook, doosh, douche, douchebag, douchebags, douchejob, douchejobs, douches, douchewaffle, drugs , duche, dumass, dumb fuck, dumbass, dumbfuc, dumbfuck, dumbshit, dumdfuk, dumfuck, dumshit, dyke, dykes,

ead, eat me, ejaculat, ejaculate, ejaculated, ejaculates, ejaculation, ejakulat, ejakulate, enema, enemas, enima, enimas, epeen, e-peen, epenis, e-penis, erect, erection, erekshun, erotic, eroticism,

f*k, f0x0r, f0xx0r, fack, facker, facking, fag, fagbag, faggit, faggitt, faggot, faggots, faghag, fags, fagtard, fannyflaps, fannyfucker, fart, farting, farts, fatass, fck, fcker, fckers, fcking, fcks, fcuk, fcuker, fcuking, feck, fecker, felch, felched, felcher, felches, felching, fellate, fellatio, feltch, feltched, feltcher, feltches, feltching, fetish, fetishes, finger, fingering, fisting, flog, flogging, flogs, fook, fooker, fool, foreskin, forked, fornicate, fornicates, fornicating, fornication, frigging, frottage, fubar, fuck, fucka, fuckas, fuckass, fucked, fuckedup, fucker, fuckers, fuckface, fuckfaces, fuckhead, fuckhole, fuckhouse, fuckin, fucking, fuckingshitmotherfucker, fucknugget, fucks, fucktard, fuckwad, fuckwhit, fuckwit, fuckyou, fucndork, fudgepacker, fudgepacking, fugly, fuk, fuken, fuker, fukker, fukkin, fukwhit, fukwit, fuq, fuqed, fuqing, fuqs, fux, fux0r, fuxx0r,

gang bang, gangbang, gangbanger, gangbangers, gangbanging, gangbangs, ganja, gay, gaydar, gays, gaytard, gaywad, genital, genitalia, genitals, gerbiling, ghey, gino , ginzo , girl2girl, girl4girl, girlforgirl, girlongirl, girls2girls, girls4girls, girlsforgirls, girlsongirls, girlstogirls, girltogirl, gloryhole, goatse, goatse.cx, gobshit, gobshite, gobtheknob, goddam, goddammit, goddamn, goddamned, goddamnit, gooch, gooch , gook, gooks, goomba , greaseball , greaser , groe, gspot, g-spot, gtfo, guanoball, gubb, guido , guinea, gummer, guppy, guy2guy, guy4guy, guyforguy, guyonguy, guys2guys, guys4guys, guysforguys, guysonguys, guystoguys, guytoguy, gyfs,

hair pie, hairpie, hairpies, hairy bush, handjob, harbl, hard on, hardon, hardons, head , hell, hentai, heroin, herpes, herps, hick, hitler, hiv, ho, hoare, hoe, hoebag, hoer, hoes, hole, homo, homos, homosexual, homosexuality, homosexuals, honkee, honkey, honkie, honkies, honky, hoochie, hooker, hookers, hore, horney, hornie, horny, horseshit, hosebeast, hot carl , hot karl , hotcarl, hotkarl, hummer, hump, humping, humps, hymen,

i like ass, i love ass, i love tit, i love tits, iluvsnatch, incest, ip freely, itard,

jack off, jackass, jackingoff, jackoff, jap, japs, jerk off, jerkoff, jesusfreak, jew, jewbag, jewboy, jiga, jigaboo, jigga, jiggaboo, jis, jism, jiz, jizm, jizz, junglebunny, jysm,

kawk, khunt, kike, kikes, kinky, kkk, klit, knob, knobjocky, knobjokey, knockers, kooch, koolie, koolielicker, koolies, kootch, kukluxklan, kunt, kyke,

l3itch, labia, lapdance, lelo, lemonparty, lesbian, lesbians, lesbifriends, lesbi-friends, lesbo, lesbos, leyed, lez, lezzie, lichercunt, lick ass, lick myass, lick tit, lickbeaver, lickcarpet, lickdick, lickherass, lickherpie, lickmy ass, lickpussy, like ass, like tit, limpdick, lingerie, llello, llello , llelo, lleyed, loltard, love ass, love juice, love tit, lovehole, lsd, lucifer, lumpkin,

m0f0, m0fo, m45terbate, ma5terb8, ma5terbate, mack, mammaries, man2man, man4man, mandingo, manforman, mangina, manonman, mantoman, marijuana, masochism, masochist, masterb8, masterbat3, masterbate, masterbates, masterbating, masterbation, masterbations, masturbate, masturbates, masturbating, masturbation, meatcurtain, men2men, men4men, menformen, menonmen, mentomen, milf, minge, mistress, mof0, mofo, morons, motha, motherfuck, motherfucka, motherfuckas, motherfucked, motherfucker, motherfuckers, motherfucking, motherfuckka, muff, muff diver, muffdiver, muffdiving, munch, mung, mutha, muther, muzza, my ass,

n.a.m.b.l.a., n1gga, n1gger, naked, nambla, nards, nazi, nazies, nazis, necrophile, necrophiles, necrophilia, necrophiliac, negro, neonazi, neo-nazi, nice ass, nig, nigg3r, nigg4h, nigga, nigga , niggah, niggas, niggaz, nigger, nigger , niggers, nigglet, niglet, nippies, nipple, nips, nobhead, nobjockey, nobjocky, nobjokey, nookey, nookie, nose candy , noshit, nude, nudes, nudity, numbnuts, nut bag, nut lick, nut lover, nut sack, nut suck, nutnyamouth, nutnyomouth, nuts, nuts , nutsack, nutsack , nutstains, nympho, nymphomania, nymphomaniac, nymphomaniacs, nymphos,

oral, orgasm, orgasmic, orgasms, orgi, orgiastic, orgies, orgy,

paedophile, panooch, panties, panty, patootie, pecker, peckerhead, peckers, pedophile, pedophiles, pedophilia, peepshow, peepshows, pen15, penii, penis, penises, penisfucker, perve, perversion, pervert, perverted, perverts, phat, phile, philes, philia, phuck, phucker, phuckers, phucking, phucks, phuk, phuker, phukers, phuking, phuks, phuq, phuqer, phuqers, phuqing, phuqs, pie, pigfucker, pimpis, pink sock, piss, pissant, pissed, pisser, pisses, pissfart, pissflaps, pissing, pocket, poon, poon eater, poon tang, poonani, poonanny, poonany, poonj, poonjab, poonjabie, poonjaby, poontang, poop, poopchute, poot, porchmonkey, porking, porks, porn, porno, prick, pricks, prostitot, pube, pubes, pubes , pubic, pud, pudd, puds, punani, punanni, punanny, punta, puntang, pusse, pussi, pussies, pussy, puta, puto,

qeef, qfmft, qq more, quafe, quap, quatch, queef, queefe, queefed, queefing, queer, queerbait, queermo, queers, queev, quefe, queif, quief, quif, quiff, quim, quim nuts, qweef,

racial, racism, racist, racists, rape, raped, raper, raping, rapist, redtide, reefer, renob, retard, ricockulous, rim job, rimjaw, rimjob, rimjobs, rimming, roofie, rtard, rtfm, rubbers, rump, rumpranger, rumprider, rumps, rusty trombone , rustytrombone,

sac, sack , sadism, sadist, sadomasochism, sand nigger, sandnigga, sandniggas, sandnigger, sandniggers, sapphic, sappho, sapphos, satan, scatological, scheiss, scheisse, schlong, schlonging, schlongs, schtup, schtupp, schtupping, schtups, screw, screw me, screw this, screw you, screwed, screwer, screwing, screws, screwyou, scroat, scrog, scrote, scrotum, secks, sekks, seks, semen, sex, sex , sexed, sexking, sexkitten, sexmachine, sexqueen, sexual, sexuality, sexy, sexybitch, sexybitches, sht, sh1t, shag, shagger, shaggin, shagging, shart, shemale, shit, shitdick, shite, shited, shitey, shitface, shitfaced, shitfuck, shithead, shitlist, shits, shitt, shitted, shitter, shittiest, shitting, shitts, shitty, shiznits, shotacon, shotakon, shyte, sickass, sixtynine, sixty-nine, sixtynining, skank, skeet, sketell, skrew, skrewing, skrews, slant eye, slanteyes, slattern, slave, slaves, slopehead, slopeheads, slut, slutbag, slutpuppy, sluts, slutty, slutwhore, smegma, smut, snatch, snatches, snort, snowball , snowballing , soddom, sodom, sodomist, sodomists, sodomize, sodomized, sodomizing, sodomy, sonnofabitch, sonnovabitch, sonnuvabitch, sonofabitch, spank, spanked, spanking, spanks, spearchucker, spearchuckers, sperm, spermicidal, spermjuice, sphincter, spic, spic , spick, spicks, spics, spik, spiks, spooge, stank ho, stankpuss, steamer, stfu, stiffie, stiffy, stud, studs, submissives, suck, suck ass, sucks ass, swinger, swingers,

t1tt1e5, t1tties, taint , take a dump, takeadump, tar baby, tarbaby, tard, tea bag , teabag , teabaggin, teabagging, tease, teen2teen, teen4teen, teenforteen, teenonteen, teens2teens, teens4teens, teensforteens, teensonteens, teenstoteens, teentoteen, teets, teez, testes, testes , testical, testicals, testicle, testicle , testicles, testicles , threesome, thundercunt, tiddie, tiddy, tit, titandass, titbabe, titball, titfuck, tits, titsandass, titt, tittie, tittie5, tittiefucker, titties, titts, titty, tittyfuck, tittywank, titwank, toke, toss salad, tramp, tramps, tranny, transexual, transexuals, transvestite, transvestites, tubgirl, tubgirl.com, turd, tw4t, twat, twathead, twatlips, twats, twatty, twunt, twunter,

ufia, umfriend, underwear, up yours, upyours, upyourz, urinate, urinated, urinates, urinating, urination, urine,

vag, vagina, vagina , vaginal, vaginas, vaginer, vagitarian, vagoo, vagy, vajayjay, va-j-j, viagra, vibrator, virgin, virginity, virgins, voyeur, voyeurism, voyeurs, vulva,

w00se, wackedoff, wackoff, wad blower, wad lover, wad sucker, wadblower, wadlover, wadsucker, wang, wank, wanker, wanky, weed , wetback, wetbacks, wetdream, wetdreams, whackedoff, whackoff, whigger, whip, whipped, whipping, whips, white girl, whiz, whoe, whore, whored, whorehouse, whores, whoring, wigger, willies, wog, wogged, woggy, wogs, woman2woman, woman4woman, womanforwoman, womanonwoman, womantowoman, women2women, women4women, womenforwomen, womenonwomen, womentowomen, wop, wops ,

xx, xxx,

yank, yayo, yeat, yeet, yeyo, yeyo , yiff, yiffy, yola, yols, yoni, youaregay, you're gay, yourgay,

zipperhead, zipperheads, zorch, zukiner

(No, the following is not a mistake, there are several items in this list which were repeated at the bottom.)

women2women, women4women, womenforwomen, womenonwomen, womentowomen, wop, xx, xxx, yank, yayo, yeat, yeet, yeyo, yiff, yiffy, yola, yols, yoni, youaregay, you're gay, yourgay, zipperhead, zipperheads, zorch, alabama hot pocket , baby yoghurt , baby yogurt , ball sack , ballsack , blumpkin , booger sugar , cleveland steamer , coca , cocaine , cock , coke , crack , dago , dego , dick , dirty sanchez , donkey punch , drugs , gino , ginzo , gooch , goomba , greaseball , greaser , guanoball, guido , guinea, head , hot carl , hot karl , jew, llello , llelo, nigga , nigger , nose candy , nuts , nutsack , pink sock, pubes , rusty trombone , sac, sack , sex , snort, snowball , snowballing , spic , taint , tea bag , teabag , testes , testicle , testicles , vagina , weed , white girl, wops , yeyo , zukiner, fool, morons, tease

[xyelissax]

caption: Avoid diarhea by washing your hands after gym

[edwinspaynes]

buckle up, buttercups, i'm about to tell you about the most insane two weeks of my life

okay. so to preface this, i have definitely had an edible or two. so it's going to have kinda weird prose.

when i was a junior in high school, i went with my chinese class on a 2 week long exchange program to china. it was a really amazing country, rich in history and culture, and i am so glad i went.

but there was a catch.

my chaperon - we'll just call her laoshi - was the absolute worst chaperone ever. like, literally, worst in the history of mankind. before we went to china, she refused to get a new cell phone sim that would work in the country. so we had absolutely no means of contacting her if we didn't know her whereabouts. she also failed to convey our allergy information and other dietary restrictions in china, so i was fed oily carrot soup. (she also deadass gave us alcohol several times)

but everything was worse for my raw-vegetable vegan roommate. we'll call her o. o was a wonderful person.

when we were in china, we were on a tour trip. so we got all of our amenities. part of that was one (1) bottle of water to last the entire day. laoshi failed to get us more water, and it was scarce in our locations. tap water isn't potable, so we were at the whims of street vendors with water bottles and they were not everywhere. even if they were, laoshi wouldnt necessarily let us stop. it was about 115 degrees farenheit.

she also did not tell us where she would be staying. we asked her to take us to the pool one night, she literally just told us to get in the van with a strange dude and went to her room qhere we had no way of contacting her. we declined the ride and the trip to the pool because we had to be responsible for ourselves.

two of the kids in my group started dating, d and k. they were staying in each other's rooms every night and having sex. the teacher, at the end of the trip ddid not know they were dating and they were super into pda.

my o the raw vegetable vegan has no choice but to eat meat for the duration of the trip. this inevitably makes her extremely sick. one night, she is throwing up from the other side of the hotel bed. over and over. she is so ill and so miserable. i am scared for her safety but WOOT WOOT can't call a teacher. so i, age 16, am now tasked with this situation. so i go down to the desk and ask the hotel manager where she is. they don't know. it is a nightmare. i ask for them to send a cleaner.

i go back up to the room. o thinks some tea might settle her stomach a bit and i agree, so i make a pot of tea. i am so exhausted. it is like 4 am. i have been cleaning up after o and helping her all night. so i am stupid and i pour the hot, BOILING water on my hand. i shit you not. i sustained third degree burns. but still have no means of contacting an adult.

the cleaning lady comes. she begins to vomit sympathetically.

i am in the worst possible position. o is crying and apologizing and i am crying over my hand. so i go down to the front desk to get burn heal cream. we also had a conversation about getting a laxative for my roommate. i don't know how to say laxative. i say 'you take medicine, you get diarhea' because laoshi had taught us those words.

the entire rest of the trip is me applying that (very good) salve and reapplying gauze in the bathroom so laoshi doesnt notice the serious medical issue emerging on my hand.

o is meanwhile still vilely ill. i'm sad because i love her. we are super close at this point because we've undergone this horrific experience together in 2 weeks.

the rest of our trip, she doesn't notice. we get on the plane. i ask d and k if they want me to change seats so they can be together. laoshi asks why

@thevagabondexpress

[sailorbarkovitch]

Tips to win the Long Walk

Gonna update the post if I find more information

DONT HAVE SEX DURING THE LONG. All the energy you built up will be released and afterwards your brain will make you feel sleepy. DONT LET MCVRIES JERK YOU OFF it will get you killed

AVOID EATING DAIRY. Eating too much cheese might result in you having diarhea or horrible stomach cramps. If you receive cheese from the soldiers just give it to Olson or some other sad bastard

APPLES AND TOMATOES WILL GIVE YOU MORE ENERGY THAN COFFEE. Eat some damn fruits

HANK OLSON eat chocolate and cheese and then he pooped his pants. Dont be like him

If you are really traumatized you can just dissasociate through the entire thing. That's what I do irl

Try not to pick fights with the other walkers or you will end up like Barkovitch

Can you pee on a coke bottle while walking? I've seen ppl do this in movies but idk if it would help

Befriend the autistic kid

Get a backpack and keep clothes and bandaids there

[laurabsantiago]

PG-Rated AVGN be like:

"Dick Tracy? More like THIS GAME MAKES ME SICK TRACY!" "What a poopload of crap!" "This game sucks turds! I'd rather eat diarhea out of a bunghole!"

[crystalis]

do people actually get diarhea from having a fan blowing in their face.. i remember people making fun of that one person who said they got diarrhea frkm sleeping with a fan on

im so confused..who experiences that, or where does that even come from??

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