My pronouns are he/him and my current special interest is Morgott Elden Ring's hairy legs. I am an adult.
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story about a man who only ever dated women bodybuilders and is now dating a chubby guy: this was different from being with a woman. women, with their sharp edges and hard bodies, tongues battling for dominance. Josh was all soft curves and smooth skin,
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if you make an OC that you are genuinely insane over, like you are obsessed with this freak and can't stop thinking about them, then it will rub off on other people. the virus spreads
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Sometimes we have kids read nonsense words to practice their knowledge of letter sounds and how they interact without them attaching meaning to it. These are some good ones I came across today
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Lady Leda, your suspicions were dead on. I did fuck that omen
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props for possibly my fav comment on AO3 ever
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What do you think of the Ever Brilliant Goldmask ending?
I’ll just come right out and say that I don’t understand why people view Goldmask’s ending as the better alternative to Ranni’s Age of Stars. If Ranni’s ending is bad because the removal of the Gods doesn’t fundamentally improve things for people, then Goldmask removing the ‘fickleness’ of the Gods from the Golden Order doesn’t either.
ON TOP OF THAT (I am feeling very vindicated, lol) Goldmask himself views Those Who Live in Death as being persecuted by the hunters of the Golden Order!
"The noble Goldmask lamented what had become of the hunters [of TWLID]... all the good and the great wanted, in their foolishness, was an absolute evil to contend with."
So if Ranni gets dinged Goodness Points for not solving Deathblight, so does Goldmask. Jokes aside, I do think Goldmask has/had good intentions. I think he did earnestly see the faults in the bigotry of the Golden Order. I believe he wanted to change it.
However, I am loath to say that his solution is a perfect one (ironically)
"The current imperfection of the Golden Order, or instability of ideology, can be blamed upon the fickleness of the gods no better than men. That is the fly in the ointment."
The Mending Rune of Perfect Order does not actually state that the new, perfect Golden Order would see the injustices of the present Order righted. It only seeks to excise the instability of the ideology. Meaning that the Order can change at all is the problem. Perfect Order becomes, then, an inflexible Order. Progress and change are necessary for bettering the world. Overcoming some prejudices does not mean all are eliminated forever! Marika's Order was inflexible to the Omen, but allowed room for the Ancient Dragons and their magic. Marika's Order was inflexible to the Giants, but incorporated Caria.
I don't personally buy into the idea that Perfect Order eliminates free will. But I do sense that it could permanently cast people to the fringes because it is necessarily unchanging. It will do away with the 'absolute evil' but ensuring no 'enemy' can arise at all! Perhaps everyone will be incorporated into the Order, but the systems of oppression and hierarchies will not be dismantled.
Sorry for the ramble! maybe I'm just yapping.
As far as an Elden Ring ending goes, it's not terrible. But I do not think the endings are written to have a one-size fits all solution to an entire world of problems.
#the age of order is literally just protestantism#i will not be accepting criticism or nuance at this time
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Another Elden ring fan art that I did some time before my Arcane brainrot, I love these two so much
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