My pronouns are he/him and my current special interest is Morgott Elden Ring's hairy legs. I am an adult.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system
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still thinking about when i saw a girl on here with ~3 partners and one of them was a lesbian with a “MEN DNI” banner and one of them was a tboy with a “‘MEN DNI’ DNI” banner
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Hello professor not teaching a field related to my major,
I attended your class several years ago. For some reason every professor who verbally agreed to write me a letter of recommendation has not responded to my emails. Neither have other professors related to my field who never spoke to me about writing me a letter of recommendation.
Let me tell you about some random assignment I can recall from when I attended your class that I will inflate the impact and importance of. Btw you gave me an A in your class.
Write me a letter of recommendation please? Preferably within the next week?
Thank you for even considering spending unpaid hours of your time writing letters of recommendation for students,
Glassbirdfeather
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education system vent
Digging through all of my syllabi and batch emailing everyone for recs before the start of March just in case SOMEONE gives me SOMETHING. 2 of the teachers I've tried so far that actually would remember me have now left their job positions so I can't even contact them.
I'm going to go back to people who taught online-only courses in 2021. Even the ones who only taught my fucking electives courses in that year. This is how dire it is. Hey man do you remember when I wrote an essay for your English class about TANF? Write me a recommendation for a science program!
Hopefully when the late deadline passes they'll keep my application on record so I don't have to ask the one person who ACTUALLY RESPONDED to write me a second one (thank you so much chem 2 teacher but one man is not enough).
This is actually the most miserable part of my entire education. I have never been more demotivated. I put in so much effort to be remembered by multiple teachers and even got the go-ahead from one of them ahead of time and now that person isn't even responding to me. I worked for years specifically knowing I would need their recommendations and tried to build relationships accordingly. Me, the bitch who hates networking, put in networking efforts!
There is nothing more I can even THINK of to do at this point.
Even if I wait what would make things different next year?
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2 best brothers!!!!
down below is crazy fast version. tw for flashing!
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my take on mimic veil morgott! his tail translates to a large braid that gets snagged on everything and is FILTHY.
mohg giggling at the size difference
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i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time
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NO AZ DON'T PUT ON THE SUIT AND BOWTIE NO AZ TUMBLR IS GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE
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Working at an aquarium will have you saying things like “this is my favorite scallop because he’s sassy”
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monty likes to sit in front of an open window and tell the bin men he loves them (they cant see him)
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black blade
This isn't at all finished, but I don't think I have it in me to finish it x)
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