My pronouns are he/him and my current special interest is Morgott Elden Ring's hairy legs. I am an adult.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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but he's so hot he couldn't be! i bet he's just sad
is this guy evil why are we fighting him i don’t understand dark souls lore
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In the end, I could not bury the memories
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IVY LEAGUE AMONG US PLAYERS I'm wheezing
nothing could prepare you for the opening of the second paragraph (source)
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Oh boy I can't wait to see what kind of posts are in my favorite character's tag! :D
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I'm learning how to build a project in C# so I can use SoulsFormats instead of copy-pasting a bunch of code by hand. It will take about the same amount of time for me to figure this out as it would have been just to move a bunch of files and press "ctrl+v" and change a few numbers a couple hundred times. But never underestimate how much effort a programmer will go to in order to be lazy.
I'm also remembering the true golden rule of programming: automation just lets you make more mistakes faster.
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ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.
black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.
bruce: how’d you get your scar?
zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.
bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.
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An NPC invades you and then when you try to open a chest a barrel walks up and turns into a guy who then backstabs you.
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"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.
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Voici descendre enfin sur nous la belle nuit
Si douce à qui se meurt, à qui se désespère
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There's a certain point where I'm like. You know what? Just go take a one month "how to code" online class and then learn to write in Elden Ring's esd code. Just mod that OOC dating sim you want so much into the game itself.
this is so funny “i want malenia to get an ending just like ranni’s despite not having the same means or motivations and also annulling her tragedy entirely”
like yeah i understand wanting better for malenia of course. but also its just always funny to me personally whenever people seem to genuinely want a story to cater to their own wants rather than engaging with that story on its own terms
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love your art pal. Can you draw him an morgott again?
Thank you! do you accept mini-gott?
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1/19/25
For @river-mort who wanted Sorgo as a Discord style MLP Draconequus. Also included his best friend Morrgot cause friendship is magic.
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any tips on how to draw morgott face? Idk I struggle so much with it and you draw him perfectly
Thank you so much 🥺
oh god it's been so long since I last drew him...
I always colsult multiple references about his face because I can't remember his horns and tiny details.
there's more but I forgkt the original link
I draw his face like this, start with the big nose. grumpy as possible.
noting the two lumps over his eyes, and one horn on his forehead.
and the forehead wrinkles between horn and lump.
I start drawing the beard from this part
what a messy drawing
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this timelapse was originally planned as a ko-fi exclusive but I'll just post it here too
#i found that drawing and coloring his brow is easy#if you visualize slapping a ball of mud and rocks over each eye#the horns are always hell though no way around that
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I'd spent several hours trying to write a Morgott in a fic and then almost started a question to my parents with "Wishest thou--".
It's addicting.
Games like elden ring can be very "dangerous" for English as a second language speakers.
I have to consciously remind myself, especially if I am interacting with an English speaking client or business partner at work, that this is not how normal people talk.
Thou must have some business in mind, to come all this way.
A pleasure to meet thee, I'd heard tell of a new client.
Heed my words. The meeting tomorrow will be rescheduled.
What is thy business with these files?
I was entrusted this, for thee, a summary of the last meeting.
Thou art of passing skill, this excel list is perfect!
I doubt we shall again meet. I am only helping out on this project.
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