#devil’s rules.

[eatingoutmen]

⚠︎ 𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒

before you proceed to open that book and follow me, please be familiar with the rules in our library. જ⁀➴

❦ ⋆ 𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐌𝐄 ⋆ ↴

DO NOT FOLLOW ME IF YOU ARE A MINOR. I don’t want to see anyone under the age of 18 interacting / viewing with my content.

blank / ageless blogs will strictly be BLOCKED. please add your age into your bio, change your theme, reblog some posts, etc. so you won’t look like you’re a bot to me.

DO NOT INTERACT if you are . . . racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, mlm fetishizer, sexist, etc.

do NOT steal, copy, translate, modify, repost my works into ANY other social platform without my permission from ME personally. INCLUDING my themes, layouts (fic layouts included), and tags.

I do NOT take any forms of requests, this isn’t that type of blog. however, thirsts are always welcome to my blog!

୨୧ 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 ↴

I strictly only write for TOP MALE/AMAB READER. top!dom/sub reader will always be featured in my works depending on what the fic will be, I do also write for ftm!reader and gender-neutral!reader.

my works are mainly full of NSFW and a lot shameless smut, but I do also SFW works— such as fluff and angst. I might add in some minor dark content to my works someday :)

I make NSFW content that includes CONSENT and BOUNDARIES in them. <3

✮ 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐖𝐎𝐍’𝐓 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 ↴

bottom reader, female reader, dub-con, non-con, underage characters, incest, stepcest, selfcest, illegal age-gaps, pedophilia, age-play, self-harm, or any strange fetishes / kinks.

thank you for reading the rules, you may now proceed to turn those pages and happily read in peace in hell’s library.

ʚ all works belong to eatingoutmen — do NOT steal, copy or repost anywhere without my permission from ME personally. ɞ

[infernalwraths]

He looks exceedingly delicious, all pampered like that...

[littlemissmoodswings]

interview with the vampire — fem edition (cause that's kinda my bread and butter)

featuring. . . .

susan sarandon as danielle molloy; ella purnell as young danielle molloy

simone ashley as the vampire armande

evan rachel wood as the vampire lestat

tessa thompson as the vampire louise

[egophiliac]

MOMO!!!!!!!!!!

[kanjichris]

"why don't you want him to know how much you love him?" "that's a little personal. he knows." "uh-huh."

[whereismyhat5678]

*Cracks knuckles*

Let the crossovers……BEGIN

And finally:

Anxiety, stop it. You giving them existential crises. >:(

[nocreativityfornames]

I have to say, MC is kind of crazy for helping Belphie because I would've never attempted that in their position.

Like, wdym I just got in hell and you want me to somehow figure out how convince Lucifer and his brothers - six of the most powerful demons in hell - to make pacts with me without giving away any interior motives? To consistently lie to the only people guaranteeing my safety in this place and risk angering them just to try and free you??

I mean, you're practically immortal so a year for you isn't that much time, you're in a nice room, you don't have to go to RAD like the rest of us, you're getting fed, and you spend most of his time asleep! Your situation is NOT that bad. Oh, but you don't want to be in isolation for the rest of the year till the exchange program ends? Well, tough luck bud, that's what most of us had to go through during the pandemic. You can wait.

I could bring you some card games or whatever to help you pass time but no babe, I'm not working to free you. Sorry, I'm already busy stressing over how I'm gonna survive a year in hell, I don't need more anxiety in me right now.

[scarakabu]

anyone else baffled that antis exist on r34 of all places or is that just me

[handstler]

[12am-motivation]

his perfect world has us in it... i still love him

[respectthepetty]

Now knowing Dee and Yak didn't kiss at all during their first time together, the trailer is looking a lot more interesting.

Because that means this is probably going to be their first kiss.

Since Yak is kissing every other part of Dee during the trailer.

And it seemed liked Dee was the one swerving the kisses, so he is probably the one to implement that rule.

On all that is good and pure, let Yak be the one who falls first.

Amen.

[dummy-dot-exe]

Virgil by 月面砂@argentum_1121

[imperatorrrrr]

[a-person-on-the-internet]

hey epic the musical fandom, why did yall not tell me that outside of epic, Poseidon makes funky sex jams. Like, GOOD funky sex jams too.

[posalis]

thinking about the couple of divas armand and daniel must have been on night island...

[teethburger]

as someone who struggled a lot with undiagnosed ocd as a kid and envisioned their compulsive rituals as a big book of rules I had to follow, peri’s obsession with adhering to da rules is weirdly relatable