#desi composer

[booklovingturtle]

Any desi instrumental recommendations? 

[thatstolenpayal]

If I ever were to live a fantasized life it would be like this :

A musician, a composer, lyricist and a singer. Who made the world feel depths like no one before. Lyrics penned down so beautifully, even the evil could just pause for a while and sink in. A voice which could heal crushed hearts. Melodies which could make people hallucinate about the dead and the loved.

But to also have such a tragic life, cause obviously you can’t spill your insides out without being made to beg for death. Oh the melancholy, broken mirrors, scattered clothes, stained pillows and silent screams, the longing for just, your soul to be pulled away from your moving corpse.

To die in the most disastrous way, yet to be remembered for an eternity. To have myself engraved in people’s hearts so deep that centuries pass and they still delve into the mystery. To have the new generations cry upon my story.

Oh to make them feel. Feel life, feel death, feel me

[mainfaggot]

Does anyone else feel like jumping out of their skin after they talk a lot about themselves or their experiences to other people irl ? Hi. Hello. Oomfs . ?

[m1ckeyb3rry]

what it’s like to bring the jjk boys to…have dinner with your family!

ft. fushiguro megumi, fushiguro toji, gojo satoru, geto suguru, ijichi kyotaka, inumaki toge, itadori yuji, kamo choso, kamo noritoshi, mahito, muta kokichi, nanami kento, okkotsu yuta, panda, ryomen sukuna, todo aoi, yaga masamichi, yoshino junpei, zenin naoya

warnings: not all of these are romantic! reader is lowkey desi coded in some of them. reader is mentioned to have a brother, dogs, aunts/uncles, and cousins in some of them. reader slanders like 75% of the characters. honestly the characters might be ooc too i wrote this two years ago for fun and giggles and just found it again and wanted to post. also tw naoya!

FUSHIGURO MEGUMI

Literally perfect

Your parents love him

Your dogs love him

You love him

Was kind of quiet at first but settled in eventually and opened up a bit

Was still kind of reserved but that’s to be expected from him

Your mother found it sweet that he tried to hide behind you when your uncles started interrogating getting to know him 

He let your younger cousins play with his shikigami so that your dogs could get a break from being bothered

Really liked the salad your mother made and asked for the recipe

1000/10 

FUSHIGURO TOJI

Actually not too bad

Was polite enough and liked the food

Showed your parents pictures of Megumi as a baby

They were suitably impressed

Your cousin asked him where he goes to the gym

He told him he doesn’t believe in gyms (thinks they’re oppressive institutions designed to disadvantage the poor?)

Did give him a discount code for some random protein powder that he’s sponsored by though

Asked your parents to donate to his charity

They were happy to do so and thought it was amazing that he has a charity

You decided not to tell them that his “charity” is literally just his bank account

4/10 for scamming your family

GOJO SATORU

Solid 7/10

Goofs around a lot but he did come so he gets points for that

Your parents hated him at first but then he showed them the album of cute Megumi pictures he has saved on his phone and they switched up

“He’s so responsible for raising a kid so young! And it’s not even his!”

Bullshit

He does NOT raise Megumi and you were the one who sent him half of those pictures 

Demoted to a 6/10 just for that but at least your parents like him

Also the fact that he had an album was cute

Somehow managed to keep the dirty jokes to a minimum

Your brother kept making fun of his eyes being so blue so halfway through he had to switch the glasses out for the blindfold

Surprisingly high spice tolerance

GETO SUGURU

Honestly really a fun guy!

Actually brought his own dish to the dinner??

AND IT WAS GOOD????

Your mother wants you two to get married now

Asked if he could take some leftovers back for Mimiko and Nanako

Which was very considerate of him actually

Your mother told him he didn’t have to return the dishes she packed the food in

Let your brother win at Scrabble

Listened to your mother talk about the auntie drama

Apparently he’s going to start putting coconut oil in his hair now

Your parents are going to adopt him and kick you out

9/10 would’ve been higher but he didn’t beat your brother’s ass at Scrabble (he wanted to “make a good impression”)

IJICHI KYOTAKA

Similar to Nanami in that he and your father got along really well

Your brother called him “goofy”

He had to go to the bathroom and cry after that

He did compose himself and came back to eat

Can handle spicy food quite well

Complimented your mother’s cooking

Brought flowers as a thank you for the dinner

Was super sweet and grateful to be invited at all

11/10 would definitely invite him again

INUMAKI TOGE

Everyone was really excited to meet him

Let your cousins play with his hair and do his make up and paint his nails

Was your partner for Charades and you two won by a LOT

Kept sneaking treats to your dogs

Your mother ordered seafood for him because he could only speak in rice ball ingredients and she thought he really wanted salmon

He did eat it though

He would be a 10/10 but he accidentally used his Cursed Speech on your aunt so 8/10

ITADORI YUJI

Somehow lit the grill on fire

Managed to put it out but he did lose his eyebrows in the process unfortunately

Looked stupid without eyebrows

Spent most of his time hanging out with the little kids

Your family actually really liked him though

He’s too sweet to dislike

Helped wash the dishes and did not break any

7/10 because you almost had to call the fire department

KAMO CHOSO

Showed up an hour late

Was friendly but kinda nervous and awkward at first

Loved the food

He and your brother are best friends now

Genuinely he gets along better with your brother than with you

Impressed your father with his history knowledge

3/10 was too perfect and now your parents keep asking why you’re not more like him

KAMO NORITOSHI

He hates kids

Spent the entire first half running away from your cousins

Once he finally escaped he got along great with the adults

They really liked how responsible and mature he is

Thought it was impressive that he’s going to be the clan head

Your aunt told you that he was a keeper and you should “marry for money, hope for love”

Started crying when your mother asked him if she could hang up his jacket for him

It reminded him of his own mother who he was forced to leave as a kid 

All of your aunts have unofficially adopted him now due to his tragic backstory

Deserves 10/10 just for being relatively normal 

MAHITO

-892378/10 your parents couldn’t see him because he’s a curse

He was very happy to hear that and nearly destroyed your house

You had to call Geto halfway through to chase him off

Your family was thrilled to see Geto again though so at least there’s that??

MUTA KOKICHI

Sent a robot in his place obviously

Everyone wanted to know why you brought a robot to dinner

They thought you had hit a new low

You had to explain that Mechamaru was basically his body because of how weak his actual body was

Nobody believed you

-3/10 he was nice but it was overall a humiliating experience

NANAMI KENTO

Cannot eat anything spicy

Started tearing up at the appetizers alone

Had a massive stomach ache afterwards and his face was red for like twenty minutes 

Your father liked talking to him about business and the economy and shit

Did not get scared when asked about his plans for the future

Actually has plans for the future

Your brother is kind of gay for him tbh (??) and threatened to marry him if you don’t 

10/10 because he still finished everything on his plate so he didn’t seem rude even though he was lowkey dying 

OKKOTSU YUTA

Tried his best

Your dogs tried to leave with him because they liked him so much

He brought gifts from Africa for your entire family

Did stop a toddler from getting kidnapped

Is physically really good at grilling but emotionally cannot handle the stress

Had a mental breakdown when you asked for a vegetable burger

Made the discovery that he really likes corn and proceeded to eat all of the corn you had bought for the night so nobody else got any 

Summoned Rika and allowed your cousins to use her as their dress up doll

Rika was very nice and enjoyed the experience

She wants to be a fashion model now

2/10 he burnt your vegetable burger and you were really looking forward to having some corn

PANDA

Is a panda

Your younger cousins thought he was adorable

You got asked multiple times if he was a furry

5/10 he was only invited because he had nothing else to do and you had to chase him with a hose beforehand because he refused to bathe

RYOMEN SUKUNA

-1244129/10

An asshole but what’s new 

Told your family to “go back to where you came from”

Degraded your parents

Degraded you

Degraded everyone really

You got into a fight with him and Gojo had to intervene

Did ask for one of your mother’s recipes so he could get Uraume to cook it for him

She did not give it to him

TODO AOI

See you thought this would be hell on earth

But it wasn’t???

Played with your dogs

Carried your cousins around on his shoulders

Your uncles were impressed by his muscles

He saved a kitten that was stuck in a tree

Did not ask a single person about their type in women

Annihilated everyone in Wii Sports Resort

Absolutely sucked at Just Dance though

He thought he was too manly for the wrist strap but then he threw the remote into the TV while playing Wii bowling and it broke

6/10 he said he’d pay for a new one

YAGA MASAMICHI

Literally your boss

Only invited him because you wanted a raise

He liked the food

Exchanged sewing tips with your mother

200/10 you got the raise

YOSHINO JUNPEI

Really cool!

Gave everyone good movie recommendations

Someone gave him a baby to hold and he nearly dropped it

Burnt his hand on the grill

Found your uncles’ shitty jokes funny so they all liked him

He was decent at debating with everyone and having intellectual conversations even though he cried whenever someone disagreed with him too harshly

Your parents were very dismayed to see the cigarette burn scars on his face

Your mother told him he could always come to your house if he needed to

4/10 because he almost gave a baby brain damage 

ZENIN NAOYA

Told your parents about your sex life

Called your mother “woman”

Your cousins have a crush on him solely based on his looks

He thinks he has a harem now

0/10 they are all like 13 years old

[revolutionsingingintherainnn]

another req.... lando with desi reader struggling with spice, he is trying to keep a brave face because theyre with family... but is suffering so bad lmaooooo while reader is relaxed lol.. and then lan doesnt hear the end of it obviously because thats our ghora pakora

gora pakora ୧⋆｡🕯. -ʚɞ

·˚ ༘ ln x desi!reader 𓌉◯𓇋

·˚ ༘ fluff 𓌉◯𓇋

masterlist ☾☼

the dining room buzzed with chatter, laughter, and the occasional clang of serving spoons as platters of rich, aromatic food were passed around. lando sat stiffly at the long dining table, flanked by you on one side and your cousins on the other. the desi family hospitality was in full swing, with heaping servings of butter chicken, biryani, naan, and more spread out like a feast for royalty.

lando was no prince, but tonight he was treated like one. a fact that would have been delightful if he weren't trying to survive the heat level of the food.

"so, lando, how's it going?" one of the uncles asked with a hearty laugh as he watched him load his plate.

lando smiled tightly. "great! love the food, smells amazing.

and it did smell amazing. the problem was, his first bite had already set his mouth ablaze. his tongue felt like it was tangoing with fire. but he couldn't back out now. not when everyone was watching.

he glanced to you, sitting calm and composed, spooning extra spicy curry onto your plate like it was nothing.

"how are you doing this?" he whispered, his voice little louder than the laughter and chatter.

you looked up, puzzled. "doing what?"

"this." he pointed delicately to your plate, then drank some water. "it's like you're immune."

you arched an eyebrow, smiling in resistance. "lan, this is mild."

his eyes went wide. "mild?!" He had whispered the words, but they sounded like he'd yelled them across the family. some of the family members gave him some inquisitive glances, so he tried to cover that by laughing and shoving a huge chunk of naan into his mouth to swallow the flames. that didn't work.

one of your aunts spotted the discomfort. "lando beta, is the food okay?"

he nodded furiously, swallowing down what felt like molten lava. "oh, absolutely. delicious! best i've ever had."

you nudged him, barely concealing your laugh. "you don't have to lie, you know."

"yes, i do," he hissed through gritted teeth. "they'll never let me live it down."

by the third course, his brave face began to crack. his forehead was glistening with sweat, his cheeks were flushed, and he was on his fourth glass of water. meanwhile, you leaned over with an innocent smile and whispered, "you okay there, gora pakora?"

the nickname nearly made him choke. he gave you a half-hearted glare. "i am never going to hear the end of this, am I?

you had the audacity to smirk, patting his hand. "nope."

after dinner, lando excused himself to the bathroom to splash cold water on his face. his reflection told the story: red cheeks, sweat-dampened curls, and an expression that fairly shrieked, "what did I just survive?"

they reached the living room, where family gathered for chai and desserts. mango kulfi brightened up his face. he hoped his battered palate needed some soothing.

you made a place for yourself at the table; your cousin shifted over with an open grin to him.

"so, lando," the cousin started, "heard you race. pretty sure you were racing that curry tonight.

the room erupted in laughter, and lando groaned, burying his face in his hands. “oh, come on. cut me some slack.”

your dad chimed in, holding his tea with a twinkle in his eye. “you’ve got to build up your spice tolerance, beta. start slow, work your way up. like training for a race.”

lando lifted his head, trying for a playful glare. "i'll have you know, i'm very good under pressure. just not this kind of pressure."

"you'll get there," your mom said kindly, passing him a plate of sweets. "here, have some gulab jamun. no spice, promise."

he took a bite and sighed in relief as the sugary syrup melted in his mouth. "finally, something safe."

you leaned closer, grinning. “you’re such a drama queen. it wasn’t that bad.”

he raised an eyebrow. “not that bad? my tongue’s considering retirement.”

by the time everyone left, the family had officially adopted Lando as their favorite comedic punching bag. As lando and you walked to the car, the cool night air providing much-needed relief, he let out a long sigh.

"i could not have taken it sitting down," he said, turning to look at her. "I would have died before that."

"oh god, that was the spiciest meal i've ever had in my life,"

"what about the quadrant hot wings video?" you teased. "besides, your little drama was cute."

he turned and stopped on the sidewalk, staring at you. "cute? cute? i nearly fought my life over there!"

you let out a giggle, grabbing his hand to pull him towards the car. "alright, mere gore pakore, let's go before you start crying again."

he groaned, shaking his head as he climbed into the driver’s seat. “alright, gora pakora’s getting his revenge next week. you’re trying british cuisine.”

you laughed. “deal. good luck finding something with flavor.”

his mock-offended gasp was drowned out by your laughter as thw two of you drove off, the night filled with the sound of your banter—and his not-so-subtle vow to conquer spice one day.

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i hope you like it! this is my prompt list, so y'all can select a number, give me a driver and i will write it as soon as possible! i also have a google form for a taglist if anyone's interested! you can sent in your requests here :)

taglist: @imlonelydontsendhelp ; @greantii ; @anamiad00msday ; @maketheshadowsfearyou ; @nocturnalherb16 ; @justaf1girl ; @peterholland04 ; @phobiccneel ; @winkev1 ; @alexxavicry

[karela-jamun]

some desi queer aesthetics since i have zero gay friends : [bike rides with your lover] [making excuses of studying with your 'best friend'] [sharing your favourite mithaii with them] [drinking chai because it reminds you of their warmth] [living thousands of kilometers away from them and still being calmed only by the sound of their voice] [3am shushed calls when parents are asleep] [matching ethnic wear] [matching mehndi and jewelry] [listening to arjit singh together] [yearning] [making them sharbat] [cutting up fruits] [exchanging known smiles when people talk about queerness] [being overly studious and preparing for tough competitive exams because you want to move out] [clandestine summers] [getting excited about that one desi queer book/artist you randomly stumbled upon] [ being introverted] [your heart beating at 345 km/hr when someone mentions queer people] [cooking each other's favourite meals] [flower garlands] [reading urdu poetry] [composing couplets in their name] [learning a lot about your religion and mythology and the existence of queerness in your religion to justify your existence to others] [crying at 2:14 am because you know that your family might never accept you for who you are] [trying to educate your parents, still] [suppressed longing] [placing flowers/gajra in their hair] [holding their hand] [sharing umbrellas during rain] [wishing that your best friend belonged to a different gender] [going to parlours or salons together] [your parents simultaneously knowing everything and nothing about your crush] [the song raabta]

[koolades-world]

hiii :) i came across your blog recently and i love the headcanons ! can i maybe request desi!mc with the brothers + barbatos on holi because it's almost holi ? thank you <3

hi! sorry i'm late, but yes, of course!

enjoy <3

Desi Mc on Holi

Lucifer

it's beautiful to see him so unusually carefree and wearing a variety of fun colors

his smile is absolutely to die for <3

of course while nobody would believe you, you have that mental image all for yourself, and that's all that matters

Mammon

he's unsure if he enjoys the bonfire the night before, or the day more

he's happy to be immersed in your culture, and happy to see you happy

if you're willing to, he'd like you to show him the ropes! he's done it plenty of times for you so he's excited to be on the receiving end this time

Levi

as usual, he's quite nervous at first

but he's listened to you rave about how much you love the holiday so much that he's going to go for you

and he really ends up enjoying it! he's glad he has you to help him get out of his shell

Satan

as a connoisseur of knowledge, he's all over the history behind the event

he appreciates the meaning behind the festival and resonates with it

he's watched several indian dramas thanks to you, and knows exactly how to go about making you feel special! it is the festival of love, after all

Asmo

he swears he's never looked more beautiful

he obsessed with the meaning behind each color thrown at the festival!

he makes sure you don't leave without being covered head to toe in color

Beel

of course he'll participate in the event itself but

he'll need to ask you to direct him to where he can find something to eat first

the aunties are going to love him!

Belphie

it seems like he's been looking forward to this day since he's unusually lively

every chance he gets, he's dousing you in vibrant colors haha

but of course, it's only fair if he allows you to get him back. you might even be able to stain his frosted tips a fun color for a few days nudge nudge

Barbatos

this might be your one chance to see him not put together! ...is what you think

despite being covered in colorful powder, he's still composed and is able to function like it's not even there

however, he still get into the event and has fun along side you :)

[adddddiiii]

Yes I know you just posted Grayson x desi! Reader.....but.....more????? Please

Grayson Hawthorne x desi!reader #2

Author's Note: I'm so glad you liked the first one! I really enjoyed writing these. Kinda wanna write the wedding next

He doesn’t understand half of what your family says, but when they all laugh, he still smiles casually like he belongs there

Your aunties interrogate him and for the first time ever, Grayson Hawthorne looks at you for help

He said no to sweets once and your mom looked personally offended. He’s never made that mistake again

You catch him watching your cousins play cricket and next thing you know, he’s out there with his sleeves rolled up, like he’s playing in the IPL final (wait this is actually so hot)

Your mom asks if he wants more food. He says no. She puts more on his plate anyway. He eats without complaint

You tell him he’d look good in traditional clothes and he shows up in them the next time, like it’s nothing. You almost drop dead

He acts all composed until your aunties start planning your wedding in front of him. You’ve never seen someone sip chai so aggressively

When he finally proposes to you on a date, you accept the ring happily and go home to cuddle up with him while watching Kal Ho Naa Ho <3

[driversatellite]

this love | h.s | part one

synopsis: harry and y/n were in a secret relationship for years and unfortunately it had to come to an end, but a year after the split they find themselves face to face once again, maybe they can mend what was once broken. 

harry styles x desi!reader  

part one: y/n finds herself in the most unlikely place 

word count: 2.6k

series masterlist | main masterlist | next part

Y/N L/N couldn’t believe she was standing in the GA line at the Forum for Harry Styles’ 15 night residency. If you had asked her what her plans for October 24 were months prior she probably would have said a glass of wine and her favorite romcom, definitely not her ex-boyfriend’s concert. But her superfan best friends had begged her to come with them and Y/N really could never say no to them. It was her people pleasing nature, she thought she’d be able to fake being sick to get out of it, but none of her usual tricks worked on her friends, so here she was standing in line with hundreds of others waiting to see her ex-boyfriend. 

It all started on May 5th when Harry announced his residency, Y/N’s best friends Quinn and Zoya were Harry superfans, so as soon as the LA residency was announced they had already made plans to go to as many shows as they could. Y/N on the other hand was worried, she hadn’t seen Harry since their breakup back in November of the previous year, and she really didn’t want to see him, she was still nursing her broken heart and didn’t want any reminders of him. Y/N and Harry had thought they would make it to the end, they really were that couple, but once his tour started up again and Y/N started her first year of medical school, a lot of things started going downhill. The distance put a strain their relationship and neither one of them wanted to tell the other to give up on their goals just to salvage the relationship so they decided to call it quits, it honestly was an amicable breakup, but the fact that they were still very much in love and couldn’t be together was what really broke Y/N. She hoped that they could have worked a little harder to try and make it work, but with their schedules it seemed impossible, so she guessed it was the end of them, but she truly wished he was the one. 

Y/N and Harry had met at one of their mutual friend’s dinner party and hit off immediately, Harry fell for the smart and kind girl and Y/N fell for the down to earth musician who had the purest heart. They had decided to keep their relationship as private as they could, Harry didn’t want the public to ruin it for them, he loved her too much. So, only very few people knew they were together, their families and their inner circles. Y/N wasn’t as close with Quinn and Zoya when her and Harry were together, so she had never told them about the relationship, and seeing as they were superfans Y/N really didn’t want to open that can of worms with them. She had only told her family and her childhood best friend and she liked it that way, she liked knowing that their relationship was just their’s. She knew that romance wasn’t dead if they kept it just theirs, it was other people who ruined it. 

Which is why they didn’t even think when they decided to buy Y/N a ticket for one show, they wanted to drag her out, because after her breakup she had become a recluse. They didn’t tell Y/N about how they were all going to the concert until her birthday, which was only a couple weeks before the show. 

“What?” Y/N was dumbstruck as Quinn held out her phone with the ticket code and a boa in the other hand. 

“We’re seeing Harry Styles together!” Quinn grins and Y/N just stared blankly at her best friend. 

Zoya frowned at Y/N’s lack of reaction, “Aren’t you excited? You can finally have a night out and enjoy some of the best live music.”

Y/N quickly composed herself, trying to find the right words to say, “Yeah, I'm just shocked I guess, I didn’t know you guys got me a ticket.” 

Quinn smiled, “We wanted to surprise you, it’s your birthday gift silly, we’re also buying you your outfit for the show, we want you to have fun y/n/n, you’re always staying in nowadays.” 

“I know, I’m just stressed with school and all, and with all the exams coming up, it’s just been a lot.” Y/N tries to explain, she was trying to figure out the best way to let her friends down, cause she honestly didn’t think she’d be able to step foot into the Forum without breaking down into a complete mess. 

“I know, but you work so much y/n/n, you deserve to have fun, I promise we’ll have the best time, his shows are truly incredible and you get to dress up, and we all know you’re a fashion girlie at heart.” Zoya says. 

Y/N falters, she knew her friends meant well, but she just wasn’t ready to see Harry again, “I appreciate it guys, but I don’t know if I can go, I have a huge exam coming up.”

“I promise to study with you every single day until the concert, I’ll do anything, we just really want you to come with us y/n/n.” Quinn says. 

Y/N looked at the pleading looks on her best friends’ faces and caved, she truly couldn’t say no to them, “Fine, but you better study with me every single day Quinn.”

Quinn grinned as she nodded eagerly before pulling Y/N and Zoya into her arms, “Oh this is going to be so fun.” Y/N couldn’t do anything but muster up a weak smile as she hugged her friends. 

True to her word Quinn did study with Y/N every single day, she also dragged Y/N to every single boutique that she could find to find the best outfit for the concert, but it was Zoya who had ultimately found the best dress for Y/N to wear on one of her thrifting trips. It was a simple slip dress with intricate embroidery and lace detailing, she had also found the perfect burgundy boots to go with the dress. 

The night before the concert was when it really started to hit Y/N, she had a bundle of nerves in her stomach and she felt nauseous the entire night, she couldn’t believe she was actually going to see Harry again, it had been almost a year, and she still didn’t think she was ready. 

Quinn and Zoya had showed up to Y/N’s apartment around noonish with their outfits and numbered wristbands in hand, they had gone and camped out to get their place in line, Y/N had politely declined, saying that she was feeling sick--which honestly wasn’t a lie--and wanted to be feeling 100% for the show. The girls had a great time getting ready together. Y/N had missed this part of going out, she loved dressing up, it was the going out part that she didn’t miss as much. Not too long after they were on their way to Forum, Zoya and Quinn were practically jumping off the walls with excitement and Y/N sat in the back of the car with a jumble of nerves in her stomach. 

Though she was utterly terrified of what the night would bring, there was a small tiny part of Y/N that was excited to see Harry again, it truly had been too long, and even though the break up had been amicable, neither one had reached out to the other. She wondered if Harry had moved on, Y/N had tried to, she went on a few dates that Quinn and Zoya set her up on, but none of them compared, no one could ever compare to her Harry, he truly was her match. Y/N quickly shook those thoughts away, her goal for the night was to have fun and pretend that she was just another fan who had come to enjoy the music, not the ex-girlfriend of the popstar. 

Once they got to the Forum that’s when it all started to sink in for Y/N, she felt like throwing up but seeing the joy on Zoya and Quinn’s faces helped her stay calm, she was doing this for them, she hadn’t been the greatest friend to them, she had always stayed in when they invited her out, it wasn’t that she didn’t want to spend time with them, it was just that she hated going out now, all she did on her nights off was drink wine, eat cookies, and ugly cry to her favorite rom coms. So her going to the concert with them was to make up for that, she wanted to see her friends happy, she wanted to be happy with them, so if this concert made them happy, she would do it for them. 

They got in line, they had gotten decent numbers when they had camped out so Y/N knew that they would be pretty close to the stage and she knew that Harry always watched the crowd and he could pick out a face easily, especially a face he knew. Quinn and Zoya conversed with the other fans standing in line while Y/N pulled her phone out to text her little sister for advice, she always gave the best advice simply because she was very blunt. 

y/n: i’ve made a colossal mistake

kiara: what did you do this time, don’t tell me you bought that dior bag, i already told you, you don’t need it 

y/n: no, i did not buy that bag, but now that you mention it 

kiara: no, you don’t need it, just tell me what you did, i swear i’m not covering for you if it’s something that mom and dad will kill you for 

y/n: honestly they might

kiara: you’re scaring me y/n/n, just tell me

y/n: i let quinn and zoya drag me to h’s show 

kiara: YOU DID WHAT!?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!?

y/n: i know, i know, it’s bad 

kiara: no you buying the bag would have been bad, this is terrible, why would you agree to this, wasn’t the reason you two broke up because of his tour and now you’re at the show, y/n/n, even i can’t defend this 

y/n: fuck, i know kie, it’s just quinn and zoya were so excited, they bought me the tickets and like it’s all they’ve been looking forward to and i didn’t want to let them down and i’m definitely not ready to tell them about us, so i caved

kiara: you made your bed, you must now lie in it you dumbass

y/n: i’m so stressed kie, what if he sees me, what do i do

kiara: idk, this is new territory for, idk how to deal with exes who are also popstars

y/n: you’re not helping

kiara: okay, just relax, you ended it as friends right

y/n: isn’t that what everyone says

kiara: unfortunately you decided to do this and now you have to deal with it, yes it is gonna be awkward but just forget about your history with him for a night, you listened to the new album right

y/n: yeah, of course i did 

kiara: wait yeah you did, i have videos of you crying to it, i can’t believe you let me listen to it with you, your biggest mistake honestly, i’m using those videos for blackmail, thanks for that by the way

y/n: yeah, yeah, whatever, ok back to the topic, so i just pretend nothing happened between us

kiara: yeah, you clearly did like the album, so just enjoy the music, i don’t think it’ll be that bad

y/n: you’re right, i’m stressing myself out for no reason, i’ve got this, i’m gonna have fun

kiara: perfect, now what are you wearing it better be hot

y/n: hold on, i’ll send you a pic

kiara: ohhh, cute, remind me to borrow that next time you’re home

y/n: yeah not happening

kiara: whatever, anyways if harry does see you, at least you look hot, he won’t be able to take his eyes off of you

y/n: that’s the opposite of what i want 

kiara: what did we just discuss, we’re going to ignore your guys’ past for the night

y/n: yeah, yeah, i’ll keep you updated

kiara: perfect, i can’t wait to see how this trainwreck of a night is going to end 

y/n: you’re so

kiara: have fun, and remember tonight you’re just a fan 

Thankfully it wasn’t too long after her conversation with Kiara ended that it was time for general admission to head in, y/n/n just kept repeating the same thing in her head the entire time they walked to their spots, “you’re just a fan tonight, no history for tonight”. Because of their place in line, the trio were pretty close to the stage, they weren’t barricade, but they were in the 3rd or 4th row, and Y/N’s stomach dropped at how close the stage was, there was no way Harry wouldn’t see her. But then she kept on reminding herself, “I'm just a fan tonight”. 

Y/N had calmed herself down enough to enjoy the openers and she actually was having fun, maybe her friends were right, she did need to go out more. But as soon as the opening set was over and it was time for Harry to come on Y/N felt nauseous again, it wasn’t too late to fake a stomach bug and go home, but before she could make up her mind the crowd started screaming and she looked up to see the Love Band come from backstage. She could feel her eyes water from seeing her old friends, she really did love them, but she couldn’t bare to even think of anything Harry related after the break up, the only person she talked to was Glenn, but that was because Glenn had made it her mission to continue to be Y/N’s friend even after the break up and Y/N admired her persistence. 

Y/N shrunk back into her friends, hoping that none of them had seen her. She was trying to distract herself again repeating her mantra for the night when the crowd started screaming again, she had guessed that meant it was time for Harry to go on and when the Daydreaming intro started to play she quite literally felt her heart stop. 

Harry rose up from under the stage and Y/N fought to keep the tears at bay, she couldn’t start crying, the show had barely started. She stared at Harry, she really hadn’t even tried to look at a picture of him since they broke up, and as much as she hated to say it, he looked good, no he looked fantastic. She knew how much Harry loved performing, it gave him a special glow, that’s why she didn’t push for him to schedule less shows so they could make their relationship easier, she knew this was what he was born to do and she wasn’t going to get in the way of that. 

Once the initial shock of seeing him had passed, she started to dance to the music, she truly did love the music he made, it made her happy. Slowly she felt her worries melt away as she started to groove along to the music, Zoya and Quinn were having the time of their lives and their joy was infectious. 

Harry had this magical ability to truly capture the audience’s hearts and Y/N had fallen victim to it, she forgot about all her worries for the moment and just had fun. 

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Chapter Twenty-Two: The Flip Side

Alhaitham has the looks and the smarts. He will also be the stand-in CEO for his grandfather's company for a year.

But, he's been mysteriously cursed to turn into a cat every night since his eighteenth birthday… until he meets you, an employee at his grandfather's company, who rescues him as a cat and changes him back with one kiss.

Alhaitham/You

Notes:

Cross-posted on AO3

Female reader

Chapter index at the end of chapter one

Chapter notes: An earlier than usual update because... smut. lol enjoy XD

Alhaitham's hands find your waist, and he effortlessly lifts you off the couch. Your legs go around him, and your hands encircle his neck as his soft lips find yours in a fiery kiss where you can no longer focus on anything else but him. Nothing else matters. No one else matters. All you want is Alhaitham and his unbridled hunger for you.

You land on your back on his bed, holding the intensifying kiss. Alhaitham nudges your middle, and you arch into him. His kisses get harder. Needier. Deeper. You allow him to remove your shirt and shorts. Then, he releases you long enough to swiftly take off his shirt, and your breath catches in your throat as you stare at his flat, hard stomach and his defined V-line.

His eyes never leave you as he slides off his shorts and underwear. Alhaitham's virile nakedness sends a sudden adrenaline rush throughout your body, and you continue to unabashedly drink him in. From his proud, heavy sex to his serious, unsmiling mouth.

You're in nothing but your underwear as you lie underneath him with him between your legs. His gaze leaves your face to your flushed breasts and finally to the only garment that would leave you completely naked; it's a wanton pose that stirs an animalistic desire with him. He's never felt this before. This raw, intense need for someone that he absolutely must satisfy.

Alhaitham is fighting to keep himself composed, but when you rub against him, he mutters a vulgarity. He lowers himself onto you and kisses your jaw, neck, and breasts while his thumb makes several sensual strokes across your raised nipple.

“You are so beautiful.” He watches you respond to his touch before taking one into his mouth. A soft moan leaves your lips as your body arches off his bed to his nimble tongue and carnal appetite.

His hand runs along your curves and eventually reaches your inner thigh.

“...Haitham,” you gasp.

He looks up. Your face is flushed as you reach for him and sensually stroke his sex, eliciting a quiet, low moan from him.

“...Don’t hold back,” you whisper urgently. “Please.”

A corner of his mouth lifts in almost a smirk. His thumb strokes your clit, applying pressure while his finger moves down the shaft. You gasp as he slides two fingers inside and stimulates your G-spot with a come-hither motion. Alhaitham leans closer as you unconsciously spread your legs wider, fighting the moans dying to leave your lips.

Soon, he increases the pressure, but when he starts stimulating your clit at the same time, you finally come undone. His soft, gentle kisses move slowly toward the nape of your neck. He briefly pulls away and whispers, "I have no intention of holding back, love."

"I want to be taken," you say breathlessly before you can stop yourself.

You can feel him smile against your neck. “...In other words, you want to be fucked.”

The vulgarity makes your eyes widen. The calm yet desperate and wildly erotic undertone makes you move your hips for the pleasure of hearing him say it again. Your movements allow him to stimulate you even more. 

But he pulls his hand out, making you whimper quietly at the sudden loss of pleasure. He places his palms on your knees and pushes them apart even more. Then, he lowers his head, his mouth finding your center. Soon, his tongue is playing you like a fiddle.

You’ve never been stimulated like this before. Not in ways that cater to your needs and wants. With Dottore, it had been about him chasing his orgasm and you satisfying his desires, often leaving you sexually frustrated and eventually... broken.

You’re too stunned to cry out even as Alhaitham makes you climax for the second time that night. Your heart is racing, your chest is heaving, and your hair is clinging to your neck as you come down from your high.

Alhaitham levers himself on top of you, his expression hard and serious. But you can see the intensifying desire in his eyes as he guides himself into you. His expression switches to a slight grimace of sheer pleasure. Your legs tighten around him, pulling him deeper as he rolls his hips into you. He starts slow, going deeper each time, allowing you to feel every inch of him.

His steady thrusts make you surrender to him completely. How long has it been since you’ve experienced lovemaking this… intense? It’s as if he’s concentrating on every slow withdrawal, ensuring that he hits that one spot every single time.

Alhaitham’s hands find your hips and lift them off the bed. As he gradually increases his pace, his grip on them tightens. His breathing quickens, and he almost crushes you underneath him as he comes. His body shudders in pure bliss and satisfaction. His muscles become taut, and his short cry mixes with yours as you spin with your third orgasm of the night.

Alhaitham lies on top of you, but you don't mind absorbing his weight. When he pushes himself up to look you in the eyes, your arm encircles his neck. Then, as if reading each other's minds, the two of you kiss each other with a gradation of intensity that is enough to almost make him harden inside you.

He allows you to move on top of him in one sweep. His gaze drifts from your face to your hardened nipples and this wanton position where you’re straddling him. Then, you lean closer and whisper, “Now, it’s my turn.”

◆◆◆

This is a dream.

It must be a dream.

However, as soon as Lumine pinches the ginger’s cheek and sees his blue eyes staring back at hers, she almost screams… if not for Childe’s hand muffling it.

“I can explain,” he quickly says.

Explain? How in the world will he explain how he mysteriously ended up in her bed the morning after Kaeya’s party?

“What’s wrong?” Aether asked as he and his sister were walking to Kaeya’s house for the party that evening.

"...It is just me, or does it feel like we're being followed?"

"Followed?" Aether looked around and eventually saw an orange cat. "The only culprit I see is that cat over there." Lumine turned around. "It looks like the same cat outside of our apartment."

“There’s more than one orange cat.”

But there was only one Childe.

"Are you hungry?" she asked, crouching to give it her attention as Childe walked toward her.

As soon as he was close enough, he jumped into her arms and sunk his claws into her.

Aether laughed. “Looks like it wants to tag along.”

“You can’t come with us.”

Yet, Childe refused to let go. At a loss, Lumine had no choice but to bring him with her to Kaeya’s party.

Lumine cannot believe what she's hearing. By now, Childe has a towel wrapped around his lower half and leaning against the wall. Lumine is holding a rubber toy hammer, the only thing in her room she can use as a weapon.

“You were that stalker cat?”

"I couldn't go to Kaeya's party because of my circumstances," Childe says. "Or else I would've gone."

"...So, the reason you couldn't go is because you..."

"...are a cat?" Childe finishes. "That's right."

Lumine is starting to feel faint. People can't turn into cats. That's impossible. But she has no explanation as to how Childe can sneak up to her mother's high-rise apartment. There's… no way unless what Childe is telling her is true.

“I called you to my place that night because I wanted to show you,” Childe continues.

Lumine frowns. Fine. She’ll play along with this… ridiculousness. “So, this is how you decided to do it at the end? We slept in the same bed!”

“I wanted to leave when you brought me back, but you were hugging me too tightly!”

“It sounds like you just wanted to take advantage of me,” Lumine huffs.

“If I wanted to do that, would I be standing on the opposite side of the room right now? Would I have immediately moved away from you when you told me to?”

Lumine sighs. "Look, you just… scared me. Can you blame me? I slept knowing that a cat was in my bed, and the next morning, it's, well, you!"

Childe smirks. “Sounds like a fantasy.”

Lumine almost throws her rubber hammer at him.

Wait a minute. If Childe had been at the party all along, then that means…

“Hey, Lumi.”

Lumine was grabbing a drink inside when Kaeya approached her. She turned around with her paper cup filled with punch.

“How’s it going with Childe?”

Hold on. Did she ever tell Kaeya that it was Childe who she was having boy trouble with? Or… was it that obvious?

As if reading her mind, Kaeya said, “He seems to care about you a lot.”

Childe, who was resting on the couch, was watching and listening to their conversation. Did Lumine talk to Kaeya about him? What about?

“...I… asked him to be my model,” Lumine said.

“Oh?” Kaeya chuckled. “That’s progress, I would say.”

“...You think?”

Kaeya put his drink down. “Sounds like you have something on your mind.”

Lumine chuckled. “Are you going to be my love guru, Kaeya-senpai?”

"Now, there's a nickname I haven't heard in a long time. I thought you forgot all about that."

“How could I forget?”

Childe sat up, watching the two go off on a small tangent about their past. Was it strange that Childe didn’t feel jealous as he thought he would? Lumine looked happy and comfortable. But, Childe still frowned. He jumped onto the floor and started circling around her legs, purposely rubbing against her whenever he could. That was when Lumine looked down and picked him up.

“Childe seems like a good guy,” Kaeya said. Then, he chuckled. “But… he might be a bit of the jealous type.” Childe meowed in his direction. “...Just like this cat who always seems to be vying for your attention.”

“...Well, I guess I’m a little scared. What if things don’t work out? We’ve been friends for so long… I don’t really want to risk that.”

Childe looked up at her just as she looked down, their noses briefly touching.

“But are you okay with being just friends?” Kaeya asked. “If he gets into a relationship with someone else, would you be okay with that?”

Childe could hear his little kitty heart hammering in his chest as he waited with bated breath.

“...No, I don't think so,” Lumine said quietly.

Lumine feels her cheeks go warm. Oh, God. That means Childe heard everything. She looks at him, only to find him staring back. She quickly looks away just as a knock came at her door.

“Lumine? Are you awake?”

Lumine and Childe immediately look at each other at the sound of your mother’s voice from behind the door, their horrified looks mimicking each other’s.

Lumine immediately puts a hand on the door handle, preventing her mother from opening it. “Uh, yeah, I am! I, uh, what are you still doing here? I thought you’d be running some errands today!”

"Well, I am, but I just wanted to check on you. I made you breakfast!"

“O-okay! Thanks! I’ll be out soon.”

“I’ll see you later, okay?”

“Okay!”

Then, she hears her mother’s footsteps and the front door close. She sighs softly and looks at Childe.

“...We need to get you clothes.”

“...Don’t tell me you’re thinking about Aether’s.”

“Do we have a choice?”

Childe sighs. “They won’t fit. The kid's too short. His shirt will look like a crop top on me."

“...We can try,” she says quietly.

"I don't do crop tops, Lulu." Then, he's hit with an idea. "Could you lend me your phone? I know who we can call.”

◆◆◆

“You’re supposed to be teaching me how to cook,” you say with a smile. Your arms are resting on Alhaitham’s shoulders as he has his arm around you. “Someone’s not doing their job.”

Alhaitham is smiling at you with his arms around your waist as he kisses your lips. Then, just as he pulls back, he says, “You’re just too irresistible.”

You laugh. “Are you being cheesy on purpose?”

Alhaitham lifts you, and your legs go around his waist. "It's making you smile, at least."

Soon, he has you against the wall with one hand beside your head. His body alone is enough to support your weight and hold you in place. He leans in, and your mouths meet again in another passionate exchange. He kisses your jaw, neck, and collarbone. You gasp his name, spurring him on as a hand slowly slides inside your shorts.

Then, he looks up, his gaze dark with desire. You expect him to kiss you, but he stops short from your lips.

“...What about I teach you something different?”

Your arms encircle his neck. “Oh? And what would that be, teacher? Don’t tell me I’ll get punished if I do something wrong.”

Alhaitham kisses you. Once. Twice. Three times.

Then, he smiles against your lips. “...Would you believe me if I said you’ll be begging to be punished?”

Bzzt. Bzzt. Bzzt.

At first, you and Alhaitham ignore the phone. But when the calls keep coming, you eventually stop and begrudgingly trudge over to see who is calling you on a weekend morning. You pick up as soon as you see the name on the screen.

“Lumine? What’s wrong?” Alhaitham is about to return to cooking when he hears you say, "...What?”

Once you hang up, he walks over. “What’s wrong?”

“...Let’s just say we’re returning a favour from way back then.”

You aren’t sure whether to find it funny, ironic or strange that you’re bringing your childhood friend your boyfriend’s clothes to your mother’s house… where said friend spent the night with your sister... as a cat.

As soon as Lumine opens the door, she sees you frowning. “Where is he?” you ask.

While Childe gets dressed, you and Alhaitham calmly explain to Lumine about Childe’s situation. You also tell her about Alhaitham’s. You don’t blame her that she looks absolutely stunned and confused.

“I… so… it’s true. What Childe said… is true?” Lumine finally says. You nod. She looks at Alhaitham. “And, Mr. CEO… he’s… also a cat?”

“A gray tabby,” Childe says, coming out of the washroom dressed in Alhaitham’s clothes. “Don’t I look classy?”

“Very,” you deadpan. Then, you sigh. “I can’t believe this is how Lumine found out.”

“Yeah, well”—Childe extends his arms out—“Surprise!”

No one is sharing his enthusiasm.

“Did mom find out?” you ask Lumine.

“...No. She was close, though.”

You sigh out of relief. “...And Aether?”

“He was already out by the time Mom left."

“...I think Auntie would’ve filed a restraining order or something if she found out,” Childe says.

“Anyway,” Lumine sighs. “...Are you still running with the theory that love is the key to breaking this… cat curse?” She puts a hand to her head. “Am I even still living in reality right now?”

Childe walks beside her, puts his arm around her, and pulls her closer. “You are.” Then, he kisses her head. You and Alhaitham’s eyes widen at the sudden intimate gesture. Even Lumine looks just as shocked as you do. Childe leans closer to whisper in her ear, “I heard everything.”

“Is… everything okay?” you ask upon seeing your sister’s face flush.

“Fine.”

Alhaitham raises a brow. “You two are awfully in sync.”

Lumine and Childe look at each other, and Childe says, "What can I say? I guess we're meant for each other."

You almost roll your eyes. “Right.”

“Don’t say you don’t believe in soulmates,” Childe says, letting Lumine go. “You two are living proof.”

“...But wouldn’t that have broken the curse?” Lumine asks. “I mean… they’re already together. What more does the curse want?”

“Well, there’s another thing we found out,” you say.

Childe smiles. “Ooh, please enlighten us.”

So, you tell them that you and Alhaitham crossed paths at Lambad’s Tavern almost a decade ago. The day that Alhaitham’s curse began.

"Seems a little anti-climatic if that breaks the curse," Childe says.

"But… if the curse isn't broken, there's something else, right?" Lumine asks. "A missing puzzle piece."

“Seems like you’re getting quite into it, Lumine."

“W-well, I’m just curious.”

You sigh. “How many missing puzzle pieces do we need?”

Lumine glances at Childe. Does this mean the curse won't break even if Childe repairs his relationship with his parents?

"You know… what about the opposite?" Lumine muses. "I'm just thinking out loud and throwing ideas, so it might sound crazy."

“We’re always open to new ideas,” Alhaitham says. “What’s on your mind?”

“Love is supposed to be something beautiful,” Lumine says. “But… there’s a lot of layers to it. Accepting the good and the bad in someone or something. Sacrifice. It’s… not always a happy feeling."

The silence that passes is almost deafening.

“Ah! I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to bring the mood down. I just…”

“No. That’s a good point,” you say, and Alhaitham nods. “Perhaps we’ve been thinking about this a little too positively."

Does this mean there's something ugly The Strays have to face? 

"Then, let's start thinking negatively," Childe says. "Assuming that love is still the key to breaking the curse, does this mean we have to experience... all the negative sides?"

"Or... perhaps it's a hurdle," Alhaitham muses. 

Childe sighs. "Well, in my case, what other hurdle is there besides my hopeless relationship with my parents?"

You and Alhaitham look at each other. And in your case… what ugly hurdle do you have to face?

Once you and Alhaitham leave, Lumine turns to Childe, who’s looking at her.

“...Why are you looking at me?”

Childe smiles. “What? I can’t look at my girlfriend?”

Her face immediately turns red. “Girlfriend? I never agreed!” This is happening too fast, and Lumine can’t wrap her head around it.

Childe step towards her and leans down so he’s at eye level with her. “...That’s fair.” She sees him look from her eyes to her lips and back to her eyes. “You don’t have to give me an answer right now. I can wait.” Then, he leans upright. “...I know we’ve been friends for so long, and… it might be a little awkward, but”—he smiles at her—“I’d be kicking myself later if I don’t take this risk.”

“You don’t really seem like yourself right now,” Lumine says quietly.

“What do you mean?”

“...Well, whatever you heard… I thought you’d just joke around with me about it. Seeing you so serious, I’m still not used to it.”

“Because I’m serious about you, Lumine.”

Lumine doesn’t know where to look. “...But, why? I mean… why do you like me?”

Childe wishes he had some enlightening, sophisticated, heart-racing answer to her question. But he doesn't. So, he decides to tell her his honest feelings. "...I like being with you. It's a different feeling than when I'm with anyone else. I feel comfortable… and safe"—he looks her in the eyes—"which is why I told you about the story between my parents. But… most importantly, I don’t want to share you with anyone else. There are things I want to experience with you. Just you. And… I can’t change that.”

Lumine is standing in front of him now, and she touches his cheek.

“...Something wrong?” he asks.

She smiles. “Aw, well, I'm just thinking since when did Childe become such a grown-up?"

He frowns. "Here I am pouring my heart out to you and—"

It takes him a moment to realize her mouth is on his. And, soon, he's kissing her back.

◆◆◆

A plane has just landed at the busy Sumeru airport. Amongst the passengers disembarking the aircraft is an older, respectful-looking woman towing a black suitcase. A pair of expensive sunglasses sits atop her head. As soon as she enters the arrival area, she catches the eyes of some of the people who briefly wonder if she's a celebrity. But she continues walking... right up to Alhaitham's secretary, who greets her with a slight bow.

“Welcome back,” he says.

The woman smiles. "It's good to be back." She passes his suitcase to him, and as they make their way through the airport, she asks, "How has Haitham been? It's been a while since I heard from him."

“He’s doing well.”

“I heard he’s seeing someone... and it's not Layla."

“Ah… yes.”

The woman glances at him. “Who is this woman? What's she like?”

“I’m afraid I shouldn’t speak about her as I haven’t met her personally.”

Once they reach the black car, he opens the door for her, and the woman steps inside. After putting her suitcase in the trunk, he gets into the driver's seat and drives off.

“Should I drive you home?” he asks.

The woman has a small smile. “...No. Change of plans, actually.” Alhaitham’s secretary glances at her in the rearview mirror. “Let’s surprise my son.”

Chapter Twenty-Three

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Revisiting the "ROCKSTAR" Album and realising how artist, creative and versatile the music team was, like EVERY single song was composed SO differently!?!? Classical, European classical, western, kawali, Rock like HARD Rock, Dark obsessive, and wth idek atp 🤯 all the songs LITERALLY goes with movie, with situation the movie is showing AND as the character develops, the lyrical intelligence develops too like it's the character that gets inspire from different genres and implements it to his music and that's how the music develops 💕

To all my desi moots if you have heard it tell me which is yours fav. Mine is literally the whole album but the mtl would be

Phir se udd chala (😭✨)

Kun faya (the peace it gives 💗)

Sadda haq (the lyrics 🤌🏻😤)

Tum ho (nth to say just listen 💕)

Nadaan parindey (the emotions with the echo vocals AND ARR singing 💔🙁✨)

HAWA HAWA (the European folk they used with hindi lyrics got me twirling and the storytelling ✨😩)

Aur ho (it sits on the same genre as "him and i" OR "don't blame me" Like it's a very dark obsessive sad song 🛐)

Katiya karu (good for sangeet in my wedding with mingyu🤭😉)

Jo bhi main (from an artists perspective it's a very deep song damnn)

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[singeratlarge]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Desi Arnaz, Benedict of Nursia, Moe Berg, Ed Bournemann, Dale Bozzio, Larry Carlton, Karen Carpenter, John Cowsill, Daniel Craig, John Cullum, Eddie “Lockjaw” Davis, Maxwell Street, Jimmy Davis, Becky G, Rory Gallagher, John Gardner, Mikhail Gorbachev, Laird Hamilton, Sam Houston, Bryce Dallas Howard, John Irving, Jennifer Jones, Léon Jongen, Jon Bon Jovi, Orrin Keepnews, the 1933 film KING KONG, Papa Lightfoot, BarBara Luna, Madonna’s 1989 single “Like a Prayer,” Chris Martin, Gates McFadden, drummer-producer Tony Meehan (The Shadows), Method Man, Wolfgang Muthspiel, Lauraine Newman, Jay Osmond, Ethan Peck, Elvis Presley’s 1956 single “Lawdy Miss Clawdy,” Luke Pritchard (The Kooks), Dottie Rambo, Red Saunders, Dennis Seaton (Musical Youth), Shostakovich’s 14th Symphony (1969), Bedřich Smetana, the 1995 musical SMOKY JOE’S CAFÉ, Ludovico Spontoni, the 1965 film SOUND OF MUSIC, composer-trumpeter Derek Watkins (James Bond films), Kurt Weill, Tom Wolfe, "Théo" Ysaÿe, and the creative provocateur, poet, and singer-songwriter Lou Reed. He was the principal songwriter for The Velvet Underground and his solo career spanned 5 decades. 

Velvet Underground were not commercially successful but are now regarded as one of the most influential bands in the history of rock. Brian Eno said that everyone who heard the first VU album wanted to start a band. Reed had a deadpan voice that, for me, required forgiveness as singers go (though he did step up on occasion, particularly when he sung with The Blind Boys on THE RAVEN album). Eventually I connected with his noir fiction, transgressive “eyewitness reporting” lyrics and songcraft. He neither approved or disapproved of the subjects he sang about and, in the end, he just wanted to write catchy rock’n’roll. Over the years I’ve performed at least 6 Reed/VU songs—recording 2: “What Goes On” and “Sunday Morning,” on which I was joined by members of The Badlees (who did a splendid job in one afternoon). Reed himself commended our cover and promoted it on his website in the mid-90s. HB and RIP Lou.

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[spacetimewithstuartgary]

Study proposes a test for the Anthropic Principle

The Anthropic Principle—stating that the universe we live in is fine-tuned to host life—was first proposed by Brandon Carter in 1973. Since then, it has sparked significant debate.

Now, a paper published in the Journal of Cosmology and Astroparticle Physics, authored by Nemanja Kaloper, a physicist from the Department of Physics and Astronomy at the University of California, Davis, and Alexander Westphal, a professor at the Deutsches Elektronen-Synchrotron (DESY), describes for the first time a way to experimentally test this assumption.

The anthropic principle (AP) can be formulated in different ways. These range from a simple description of the facts—"if we are here observing it, the universe evolved with the conditions necessary for the emergence of intelligent life," known as the weak AP—to something a bit more radical: "the universe had to evolve in a way that led to our existence."

This stronger interpretation, called the strong AP, often ventures into metaphysical territory, suggesting a kind of "design" and moving beyond the realm of scientific inquiry into the universe.

The problem with the AP, according to many scientists, is that it is not particularly useful as a scientific tool because it does not generate testable, quantifiable predictions that could both expand our knowledge and subject the principle to scrutiny. Without this, it remains more of a philosophical conjecture than a scientific hypothesis.

The AP does, however, suggest that for our universe to develop as a hospitable place for carbon-based life, it must have started with a set of rather specific initial conditions. We infer this by observing, for example, the values of certain constants used in the equations that describe the universe—such as the gravitational constant, the electron charge, and Planck's constant—which must be "just right." Otherwise, we would have a very different and, most importantly, inhospitable universe.

By establishing the precise initial conditions implied by the AP and calculating, based on current physical models, how the universe would have evolved to its present state, we could compare the outcome to actual astronomical observations. Any discrepancies between theory and reality would provide a measure of the validity of the AP.

The new work by Nemanja Kaloper and Alexander Westphal offers some specific predictions that could find observational confirmation in the coming years.

To understand their proposal, some key elements in cosmological research must be outlined:

Cosmic inflation

In the earliest moments of its existence, the universe underwent a period of rapid expansion: in just 10-36 seconds, it grew from an infinitesimal size (almost zero) to a macroscopic scale (some theories describe it as the size of a grape or a soccer ball). After this, the expansion slowed down, continuing at rates similar to those we observe today.

The physics during this early phase was highly unusual, dominated by quantum phenomena (governing the infinitely small) that influenced the subsequent evolution, enabling the formation of structures—galaxies, stars, and so on—that we see today. Although direct evidence for cosmic inflation has not yet been found, it is a robust theory with anticipated observational confirmations in the coming years.

Dark matter

You've probably heard of it: experimental observations tell us that a significant portion of the universe—about five-sixths of its matter—is composed of something we cannot directly observe. We call it dark matter, but its true nature remains unknown. Many hypotheses have been proposed, all awaiting experimental confirmation, which is expected in the near future.

Axions

One of the candidates for dark matter is the axion. These particles—or, more likely, an entire class of particles—are extremely light (much lighter than the electron, for instance). Axions were initially proposed to explain a quantum phenomenon known as CP symmetry violation, which involves the weak nuclear interaction, one of the four fundamental forces (the others being gravity, electromagnetism, and the strong nuclear interaction).

However, researchers noticed that certain characteristics of axions—believed to have formed in great abundance during cosmic inflation—align with those expected for dark matter, such as their minimal interactions with both themselves and ordinary matter. Observations of black holes could confirm their existence in the coming years.

Testing the AP involves combining these three elements.

"It is possible that the LiteBIRD satellite discovers primordial gravity waves close to the current limits, which match high-scale inflation," explains Kaloper. "Most cosmologists would feel this confirms high-scale inflation." LiteBIRD (Lite (Light) Satellite for the Study of B-mode Polarization) is an experiment that the Japanese Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) plans to launch in 2032.

"It is also possible that we discover signs of ultralight axions by surveying supermassive black holes in the universe. The axions affect the spin-to-mass ratio of black holes, and this could be observed," Kaloper continues. Many experiments are already studying black holes, with more set to begin operating in the near future.

"Finally," adds Kaloper, "it is possible that future direct dark matter searches discover that dark matter is predominantly not made up of ultralight axions. In which case, we'd think that the anthropic principle fails."

However, this outcome is not guaranteed.

"On the other hand, if direct dark matter searches find that dark matter is, in fact, ultralight axion," Kaloper continues, "then I think we'd agree that the anthropic principle in fact passed this test; indeed, this might happen."

"I find it particularly interesting that both of these options might be experimentally tested in the not-too-distant future," Kaloper concludes.

"And that—as far as my collaborator and I know—our specific example is the first case where the anthropic principle might actually fail the test, as opposed to simply declaring that it does not apply.

"The point is, that the presence of high-scale inflation and ultralight axions with masses m > 10-19 eV would imply that dark matter 'must' be an axion: for typical initial conditions, we'd end up with way too much dark matter, and we'd desperately need the anthropic principle to constrain it.

"To find that axion is not dark matter, we'd infer that the initial conditions were not just unlikely (which can be fixed anthropically) but extremely unlikely, which really does not even fall under the domain of anthropic reasoning."

So, we will need to wait a few more years, perhaps even longer, to gather all the necessary evidence to either falsify or confirm the anthropic principle. But what if it proves unable to pass the test?

"Without changing any of the other premises (universality of gravity, early inflation and superradiant phenomena), the failure of our simple formulation of anthropics would suggest that different rules govern the initial conditions," explains Kaloper.

"Either different initial conditions are not equally probable, some being biased by new dynamics as yet not understood, or that some initial conditions are altogether impossible. Alternatively, the real theory of cosmology might be more complicated than we thought."

"One could also imagine more dramatic scenarios, but at least for now, to me those seem as flights of fancy," concludes Kaloper.

[paavia2desimilk]

Understanding Lactose and Lactose Intolerance

Lactose is a natural sugar found in milk and dairy products, composed of two simpler sugars: glucose and galactose. To digest lactose, the body requires an enzyme called lactase, which breaks down lactose into these simpler sugars. However, some individuals have a deficiency in lactase, leading to lactose intolerance. This condition can result in uncomfortable symptoms such as bloating, gas, diarrhea, and stomach cramps after consuming dairy products.

Prevalence of Lactose Intolerance

Lactose intolerance is surprisingly common, affecting approximately 65% of the global population to some degree. It is particularly prevalent among certain ethnic groups and can develop at any age. As awareness of this condition grows, so does the demand for lactose-free alternatives, making lactose-free a2 desi cow milk an essential product in many households.

The Science Behind Lactose-Free Milk

The process of making lactose-free cow milk involves breaking down the lactose present in regular cow milk. This is achieved through the use of the lactase enzyme, which can either be added directly to the milk or utilized in a filtration process.

Enzymatic Hydrolysis

The most common method for producing lactose-free milk is enzymatic hydrolysis. In this process, lactase is added to regular cow milk. The enzyme works by breaking down lactose into its constituent sugars, glucose and galactose. This not only makes the milk easier to digest for lactose-intolerant individuals but also alters the taste slightly, giving it a sweeter flavour profile.

Steps in Enzymatic Hydrolysis:

Lactase Addition: Lactase is added to the milk in a controlled environment.

Incubation: The milk is incubated at a specific temperature and pH level to allow the lactase enzyme to break down the lactose.

Testing: The lactose content is tested to ensure it falls below the threshold that defines lactose-free milk, typically less than 0.5 grams of lactose per 100 milliliters.

Ultra-Filtration

Another method used to create lactose-free milk is ultra-filtration. This technique involves passing regular cow milk through a specialized filter that separates lactose from the other components of milk. The ultra-filtration process retains most of the nutrients, including proteins, vitamins, and minerals, while effectively removing lactose. This method is advantageous for those who prefer a more natural approach without the addition of enzymes.

Steps in Ultra-Filtration:

Milk Preparation: The milk is prepared by adjusting its pH level and temperature to optimize the filtration process.

Filtration: The milk is passed through a specialized filter that separates lactose from the other components of milk.

Testing: The lactose content is tested to ensure it falls below the threshold that defines lactose-free milk, typically less than 0.5 grams of lactose per 100 milliliters.

The Production Process

The production of lactose-free cow milk involves several key steps:

Sourcing and Pasteurization: The process begins with sourcing high-quality fresh cow milk. The milk is then pasteurized to eliminate any harmful bacteria, ensuring it is safe for consumption.

Enzyme Addition or Filtration: Depending on the chosen method, either lactase is added to the pasteurized milk for enzymatic hydrolysis, or the milk undergoes ultra-filtration to remove lactose.

Testing for Lactose Levels: After processing, the lactose content is tested to ensure it falls below the threshold that defines lactose-free milk, typically less than 0.5 grams of lactose per 100 milliliters.

Packaging: Finally, the lactose-free milk is packaged in sterile containers to maintain freshness and prevent contamination. The packaging is designed to keep the milk safe and extend its shelf life.

Nutritional Aspects of Lactose-Free Cow Milk

Lactose-free cow milk is nutritionally similar to regular cow milk. It contains essential nutrients, including calcium, vitamin D, protein, and B vitamins. The primary difference lies in the lactose content, which is significantly reduced or eliminated.

Health Benefits of Lactose-Free Milk

Many people wonder if lactose-free milk is as healthy as its regular counterpart. The answer is yes! Lactose-free cow milk provides the same health benefits as traditional milk without the digestive discomfort. It can be a great source of hydration and nutrition, making it a valuable addition to a balanced diet.

Benefits of Lactose-Free Cow Milk

Lactose-free cow milk offers several advantages, including:

Easy Digestion: Lactose-free milk is easier to digest for individuals with lactose intolerance, significantly reducing the risk of uncomfortable symptoms.

Nutrient-Rich: It contains essential nutrients like calcium, vitamin D, protein, and B vitamins, making it a nutritious choice for everyone.

Versatile Use: Lactose-free milk can be used in various culinary applications, from cooking and baking to enjoying it as a beverage.

Convenience: Widely available in stores and online, lactose-free milk is a convenient option for those who need it.

Popular Brands and Varieties

Several brands offer lactose-free cow milk, catering to diverse consumer preferences. Some popular brands include:

Paavi: Known for its wide range of lactose-free dairy products.

Horizon Organic: Offers organic lactose-free milk options.

Fair life: Provides lactose-free milk with added protein and calcium.

When choosing lactose-free milk, consider your dietary needs and personal taste preferences. Options range from whole to skim milk, and flavored varieties like chocolate or vanilla can be appealing, especially for children.

Recipes Using Lactose-Free Cow Milk

Lactose-free cow milk can be incorporated into various recipes, such as:

Smoothies: Blend lactose-free milk with fruits and nuts for a nutritious smoothie.

Baked Goods: Substitute lactose-free milk in recipes for cakes, cookies, and muffins.

Soups and Sauces: Use lactose-free milk as a base for creamy soups and sauces, like tomato soup or Alfredo sauce.

Pancakes and Waffles: Make fluffy pancakes and waffles using lactose-free milk for a delightful breakfast.

The Future of Lactose-Free Cow Milk

As the demand for lactose-free products continues to rise, the dairy industry is evolving to meet consumer needs. Innovations in production methods, packaging, and marketing are shaping the future of lactose-free cow milk. Here are some trends and developments to watch:

Enhanced Production Techniques

Advancements in biotechnology are leading to more efficient methods of producing lactose-free milk. Researchers are exploring new strains of lactase that can work more effectively at different temperatures and pH levels, potentially reducing production costs and improving the quality of lactose-free products.

Sustainable Practices

Sustainability is becoming a key focus in the dairy industry. Many brands are adopting eco-friendly practices, such as using renewable energy sources in production and implementing sustainable farming methods. Consumers are increasingly looking for products that align with their values, and lactose-free milk brands are responding by highlighting their commitment to sustainability.

Expanding Product Lines

The lactose-free market is expanding beyond traditional a2 cow milk. Brands are introducing lactose-free yogurt, cheese, ice cream, and even plant-based alternatives that cater to a wider audience. This diversification allows consumers to enjoy their favourite dairy products without the discomfort associated with lactose.

Health and Wellness Trends

As health consciousness grows, consumers are seeking products that offer additional health benefits. Lactose-free milk is being fortified with extra nutrients, such as probiotics, omega-3 fatty acids, and additional vitamins. This trend aligns with the increasing demand for functional foods that support overall health and well-being.

Education and Awareness

As more people become aware of lactose intolerance and its prevalence, educational campaigns are helping to inform consumers about the benefits of lactose-free products. Brands are investing in marketing strategies that emphasize the nutritional value and taste of lactose-free milk, making it more appealing to a broader audience.

Global Market Growth

The lactose-free milk market is experiencing significant growth worldwide. Emerging markets, particularly in Asia and Latin America, are seeing increased demand for lactose-free products as awareness of lactose intolerance rises. This global expansion presents opportunities for brands to reach new consumers and adapt their offerings to local tastes and preferences.

Technological Innovations

Technology is playing a crucial role in the future of lactose-free milk production. From smart farming techniques to advanced processing equipment, innovations are streamlining production and improving product quality. Additionally, e-commerce platforms are making it easier for consumers to access lactose-free products, further driving market growth.

Conclusion

Lactose-free cow milk is an excellent solution for those who are lactose intolerant, allowing them to enjoy the nutritional benefits of milk without the associated discomfort. Understanding how lactose-free milk is made can help consumers make informed choices about their dietary options.

With its similar taste and nutritional profile to regular cow milk, lactose-free milk has become a staple in many households. Whether you’re using it in your morning coffee, baking, or enjoying a glass on its own, lactose-free cow milk offers a delicious and healthy alternative for everyone.

[thealogie]

Truly us millennials love letting group chats die,most of mine typically die in a couple of weeks. Or a day. My parents keep posting large number of Facebook posts on the family whatsapp group though, truly a (desi) parent thing. I imagine david doing something similar, except he's not on social media(I guess). I wonder what his equivalent would be 🤔

I vote obscure shakespeare quotes and trivia. "Hey kids, did you know shakespeare coined 3000+ words?" "Who ate the last cookie? : I am in blood / Stepped in so far, that, should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o'er" idk. I know this doesn't really make sense, but go with it.

We love letting group chats die! At least with the ones with my friends we periodically send articles and memes that everyone can just react to without needing to compose texts but I feel like David and Jodie are out there being like “how’s it going kiddo? how was your shoot this week?” And it’s like please do not expect millennials to actually do sincere catch ups over text. It’s the same as Paul Mescal leaving Andrew Scott on read