#descendants negativity

[fbfh]

Hey! Could you please do some headcannons of cuddling with Jay from descendants?

Thank you!

oh fuck yes baby boy NEEDS a snuggle so fuckin bad. Jay is SO motherfucking - his full name is Janasheen Lagmani Mufti btw (successor, born at nightfall, one who gives council or legal advice) - Jay is SO motherfuckin touch starved that he'll get injured on purpose just so he can feel you touch him up. After a while you start to catch onto this because you don't have the heart to tell him he's not quite as slick as he thinks he is. So OBVIOUSLY I have a medieval game OBVIOUSLY I have a jousting game the only way you're gonna get him to turn into your snuggly lil bunbun (yes he does insist you call him that after you say it once as a joke and he loses his mind) is to make him think YOU'RE really the one who needs cuddles. like of course you're feeling kinda sad and tired from all your schoolwork so of COURSE you need a big strong tough cool guy star of the tourney team to make you feel all safe and cozy. obviously it's TOTALLY for your benefit. not at all because Jay was not hugged once as a child! that's hilarious and true and totally not the reason at all! I just washed my hands that's why they're wet! no other reason!

but yeah once you actually start cuddling with him it's going to take approximately less that six seconds for him to become a total and complete velcro boyfriend. it takes longer to watch any vine in existance than it does for Jay to latch onto you like a small baby bird. he did not know that touchy feely stuff could be so... nice. especially when it's with you. he tried giving Carlos and Evie and Mal bear hugs between classes when he's away from you and it was good, but it wasn't the same. Maybe it's because Carlos still thinks he's going to get suplexed whenever Jay grabs him like that or maybe it's because Mal keeps asking if he huffed her spraypaint and that's why he's so huggy out of nowhere (Evie doesn't mind too much as long as he doesn't wrinkle her outfits or mess with her hair and makeup. she actually approves of you two and likes that you're bringing out Jay's more affectionate side. she makes a mental note to give you the friends and family discount on any future designs you order from her.) but shortly after that first time you snuggled up with Jay and had him tell you all about the video games he's been playing and about tourney practice he's full on addicted to your touch and cuddles. Coach sometimes has to pull you off your extra curriculars to give Jay hugs and kisses during practice when he cops an attitude or gets too rowdy. you're known as the Jay whisperer immediately and believe me the nickname sticks. Carlos asks what the hype is once and you give him head scratches and he understands.

[plantsandpies]

I guess I’m in a posting mood where I post crack posts, theories and takes. I have way more. But I’m talking about descendants right now.

I hate people that hate on mal. NOW, she did do a lot of fucked up stuff. Drugging someone and attempting to erase their memories is wrong. I’m not denying that nor am I excusing her actions.

However, Auradon doesn’t know how to handle mental health. All their people are happy and well adjusted. As far as we know, they all had good parents and happy childhoods.

The isle (at least in the books) had vicious child abuse. Carlos was locked in a room filled with bear traps and had to get furs. Evie obviously grew up with huge insecurities due to her mom’s thing on looks. I think Jay slept on the floor (though out of all of them I think he had the best parent. Not an award because you’re the best of the worst, but whatever). Mal’s mom was constantly manipulating her and controlling her. She created this narrative for mal. Love is evil and weak, people not inviting you is slighting you, you have to be the strongest on the isle, your mother’s daughter. The books went into more detail and it’s been a while since I read the book, so excuse my mis-remembering.

But the isle was not a fun place and aurdon is so, they don’t deal with mental health issues. So none of the vk kids have dealt with that.

So when we start at d2 it’s been six months and they just threw mal into that position. They gave her no time to adjust, put all their stuff on her (blonde hair vs. purple) and just expected her to be okay with it.

Now, a child with a parent that forces them to try and be the best and puts all their worth on impressing people for love (aka mal and her mom’s whole situation) is going to carry that even when realizing their mom sucks. So they put mal into a huge amount of responsibility maybe six months later without any sort of therapy or support system, because the isle kids are messed up and the aurodan kids aren’t so they don’t know how to help. So magic becomes her sort of safety net.

Her friends and Ben obviously love her. That’s true, but from what we’re shown in the beginning of the movie, they aren’t helping with the pressure. Evie is trying to have her give up magic and Ben is giving her gifts and helping the paparazzi but none of them are actually getting to the root cause. No one is helping lift the pressure she’s putting on herself. No one seems to even notice that that’s the problem.

Mal is trying so hard to be perfect and what everyone wants her to be, so she’s using spells to help her. She wants them to know she’s trying and she wants to love her. She might know they do, but it’s unconscious at this point. She was sixteen in the first movie. So she’s like seventeen. This is something in her mind, ingrained for sixteen years. They gave her less than six months to undo that herself.

Obviously her actions are not justified or right, but saying she’s evil and awful when what happened was a very traumatized teenager who was shoved into responsibility she wasn’t ready for, snapped, is also wrong. She’s not right, but her snapping was inevitable. This entire thing could’ve been solved had her friends and loved ones talked things out with her. If they could see the stress before it boiled over. Maybe it was because of it being a movie but her stress wasn’t really hidden. Maybe from Ben, but from Evie? This could’ve been solved had they intervened or had aurodan grew a brain and realized villain kids aren’t evil but they sure are messed up.

[takemetoyourl3ader]

I said I was gonna go to sleep early and now it’s 3am anyways I was bored and I made this if you like any of these ur super cool please be my friend 😿

[deliciouspirateangel]

thoughts on descendants 4 after just watching it <3 spoilers below

i didnt hate it but it also wasnt great?? i unironically love all the other descendants movies, ive got all the books, the dolls, dove cameron is always in my spotify wrapped top 5 bc of how much i listen to the soundtrack. those are my qualifications for not being a hater. i just didnt think this movie lived up to the original trilogy

and obviously they want to make more movies, which im okay with, but this one still felt unfinished. not in a "there's more to explore in the sequels" way but in a "we forgot to write an ending" sort of way

the pacing was just really weird and when we checked to see how much time was left and saw there were only ten minutes, we couldnt believe it

with all the talk of castlecoming and how big a deal that was, it felt so weird that we didnt see it?? that bridget went thru this horrible life changing prank that literally turned her evil and we just never even got close to it. taking the book was enough

(also, why did red even have to open the book in the first place if they only needed to play keep away with it? they werent even looking for anything inside)

WHAT was chloe talking about when she said her mom changed so much?? like did ella tell her nothing about her past? she's surprised that her mom grew up poor and abused and disliking royals but went on to marry a prince and be kind and give her gifts?? i dont understand what she was confused about alskjfsl

i did like brandy and paolo tho. idc if it was fan service, im a fan and felt serviced <3 their parts were cute. there was no reason for ella to be running around with blue hair tho. and the top, back, and braid all felt like they were from a different wig and none of it was working for me

i am SO glad chad got a mention tho. i screamed when it happened. i just figured they'd ignore him completely lmao

uliana was written like racist people write uma in fanfics. disappointing. disney still owes her for season 1 of hsmtmts so they better improve her part for the sequel movies

the songs were also v disappointing for meee :/ my sister said half of them sounded like they belonged on the zombies soundtrack (derogatory). the soundtracks of the original trilogies have almost zero skips on them, so it sucks that like over half the songs on this one could be a skip for me

this is also true of the stupid royal wedding short but i hate that they essentially killed carlos off for real. its sooo dumb but idk i just like thinking that cam could live on in his character but nooo. and even tho im convinced that china was crying real tears in that scene and it still hurts, the whole "we should do it for carlos" thing was like. still weird

anyway like everyone did a good job with what they were given but i think the script and song writing were nowhere near as strong as the original 3 (even tho i also think the original 3 movies vary in quality in those regards)

but i still had a good time and hope they make more. and i need those dolls to show up in stores bc i want them <3 and above all else...

GIVE DARA RENEÉ BETTER MATERIAL DISNEY YOU OWE HER

[anxiousgaypanicking]

ok so I saw an angst concept a while back about how if Roman goes too long without positive attention, he starves and gets thin because compliments feed the ego and that's Roman.

but now I'm in a different mood and I'm like "what if Thomas puts out an absolutely brilliant video that goes viral and gets a ton of positive attention?" maybe Roman would get fat and just GLOW with how big and pretty and happy he is, and his partner(s) would give him lots of attention and praise about how big and healthy and happy he looks

THIS IS SO CUTE. both the original concept and the inverse, BUT I LOVE WEIGHTGAIN

he gets a ton of positive attention and compliments that please him, and he doesnt even realize how well fed he is on the attention as he simply glows with the praise over the next few days. he reads comments, soaking in the approval of both viewers and the other sides, and it takes about a week for him to even realize he barely fits into his clothes anymore! hes been so occupied with how good hes felt he hasnt realized how much his body has changed to reflect that! but his lovers notice

janus is the first to comment on it, cupping romans round cheeks and telling him hes simply radiant. is he proud of himself? does he feel good? he should! and roman is just so giddy that hes immediately scooping janus up and kissing him plenty, but the others are so infatuated with his happiness that theyre praising it for him too, and that constant influx of positive attention and affection only has him getting bigger and rounder, basically smothering his lovers when they cuddle, which they absolutely dont mind!

and his partners make it their mission to keep him so big and healthy and happy from then on out, because hes so pretty and pleased that they cant imagine him ever being downcast or thin again!

[ocpotluck]

Happy Pride🌈 @apirateslifeformoi

[calico-kiwi]

the beginnings of a new phone layout… is finally being enacted… i started this plan quite a while ago… and i have so far to go… the planning stage… is not yet complete… I know i can make this look so much better… gAHH…

[jinstronaut]

this is also why i stopped using my tracked tag for a while tbh

[citrusai]

i always wonder if bioware purposefully took parts of pagan (esp nordic pagan) imagery for the elven gods & their belief system...

[sailoreuterpe]

My fanfic drafts from 25 years ago: cishet nonsense with cheating, love triangles, and wack dynamics plus various bigotries.

Me now: But what if healthy queer????

[fashion-foxy]

My favourite thing about descendants is they dare to ask, "What if teenagers acted like teenagers? " and the only elaboration they do on that topic is make up new world building every movie and then recon it and every other mildly interesting concept doesn't end up effecting anything

[thetimelordbatgirl]

And with the release of The Mario Movie, the ‘just be positive and don’t be negative about it!’ crowd are back...

[reaperkaneki]

the only times ive ever gotten into an argument online is over 3h i guess. multiple times. absolutely rabid fanbase. that game is just built different.

[franeridan]

extremely interesting that sanji and zoro unveil diable jambe and asura during the same fight, btw. extremely interesting that both of them are likened to the devil when luffy is a god too, actually

[no-nic]

wow, very nice academia aesthetic you have there. do you pursue knowledge by reading old novels or looking like a pinterest moodboard?

''it's about learning and knowledge! here's your old english book checklist and wardrobe requirements" : look i know it's great to make student your personality. i do that too. but are you doing it for yourself or to post brown-tinted photos on social media?

"rewrite your notes over and over. read them repeatedly. worship your notes written in cursive in your leather notebook" : literally makes learning worse for most people. congratulations!

"research things that interest you" : how much do i pay you for this

"know these latin quotes" : epic. no notes. do you feel smart when you have to translate them for people

"carry a book everywhere" : what if i print out all my pdfs and brain you with them huh

please put this in your bio instead of your h0gwarts h0use

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

in case you were worried about the psychological damage of players losing their eggs: Roier and Jaiden both cried, but they got to say a peaceful goodbye to bobby for ten minutes. They got to keep paintings he made, and dance with him, and talk to him, and make sure he knew they loved him. Also the last time they saw Bobby wasn't when he died to that vindicator, but him with a little halo surrounded by all his favorite things (lots of raccoons).

Bobby's death is really sad, and feels really sudden because it was totally unscripted, but I do think the mods tried to have Roier and Jaiden go through it in the least damaging way possible.

yeah I do think it’s good they did that I do love the server and admire the admins and think they’re trying their best with the minefield they accidentally set up I’m just rlly worried :(