#derscest

[ashferr]

redrawing an old drawing April 29, 2023

[against-rot]

[vineboom-sfx]

Like I’m minding my own business and get hit with

THIS

I don’t give a fuck if you’re posing it but WHY AM I WARNED. WHY ISN’T IT JUST NOT SHOWN TO ME. I DON’T WANT A WARNING I JUST WANT TO FORGET IT EXISTS.

I feel insane ranting ab this bc I’m like really worked up rn. I wouldn’t do this normally but I’m just feeling some type of way and can’t handle it. I just want to see Alpha Dave being insane without being warned that someone thinks he should make out with Dirk. Is that so much to ask

I hate scrolling through the Dirk or Dave tags on here and then getting my “this post contains STRIDERCEST” warning bc GAT DAYM. I casually forget that it exists and then I’m hit with that absolute whammy of a warning.

And then they ask if I wanna see it anyway and it’s like NO?? I FILTERED IT OUT FOR A REASON BUCKO

[dmsr-art]

I just started reading Harrow the Ninth and I had to put the book down because I had the startling revelation that Gideon and Harrow are Dave and Rose. Tamsyn said fuck all of you for bullying me, I’m doubling down and making everyone ship Derscest. She really said I’m making this book as fucked up as possible and yall are gonna read it. Im fucking crying oh my god

im sorry anon i never read homestuck. but i see u said dercest... the cest at the end tells me it is hot and something i would probably enjoy 👍🏼

[unwelllydrawnjasprose]

"Nyello, everynyan! Welcome to my place. Mew can Nyask me a question or two, do whatefur, I don't care."

M!A's Active: NONE yet ;3

Hiiiii Making a proper intro post unlike the roxy blog cuz this ones compltely diffyrent >:3 I'm the unwell mod, you can call me Kripsy. Thats K R I P S Y, NOT krispy, everyone gets that mixed up. except for some people(toby) Oh yeah i also have @unwelllydrawnroxy if ya wanna follow that 2 Im prolly gonna make a bunch of stuff up along the way like with roxy but thas fine im like epic and stuffs hehe Rules and things! M!A's are allowed, go wild NSFW is not allowed, dont go too wild Shipping is fun! as long as its not like derscest or anything. is that how you spell that? jus dont ask her ta smooch ol davey or anythin Oh yeah and named anons are cool, i think yall are rad

[davekat-sucks]

'the same applies to girls being bisexual'

it's okay, you can say Rose.

Heh heh. Rose is definitely bisexual. People forget she had a crush on John and one of her doomed selves FUCKED Dave Strider. Derscest did happen.

[ambiencespectrum]

"You're vile," she says, swathed in silks and fur few can afford, and even fewer can care so little about that they'll sleep in them. "You're pretentious," he says, dressed in a suit he's worn for fifteen consecutive meetings and left sauce stained into the collar. Or they're calling it sauce, though no sauce stains such a stark black. She kicks his leg off her thigh and rolls away to face the wall, pretending to ignore him. He wraps around her all the tighter the second time, and she doesn't push away the bony chin that settles between her shoulder blades. Cold night wind drifts through the cracked window of the shit motel they're hiding in. Their people will be looking for them, searching the party they abandoned, looking with increasing fervour as their genius creators remain missing. The bed smells like something gone sour and covered in dust. They both have at least five appointments tomorrow. The clock ticks further down on the deadline of their next projects, and on the death date of humanity. They stay lying still, wrapped around one another, for the whole night.

[rey-is-ace-rey-is-aro]

Someone:  “You can’t ship that and if you do I’ll call you out because it’s problematic because blah blah blah blah”

Me:

[omegapausestuck]

Oh you didn't see Kate Mitchell's tweets about shipping derscest? And the ones about how they solely want to fuck with Rosemary stans? Or how they they said Dirk in Hs2 is based of Akio Ohtori from Revolutionary Princess Utena who's sole action in the series is raping his own sister to mess with Utena's head?

Prove It.

[rose-against-dersecest]

How do you feel about art that dersecests reblog that was originally not derscest? Am thinking of some specific ones that are around alot

I feel bad for the op most of the time. But a lot of dersecests enjoy seeing pale dersecest / lowkey dersecest art, because that means they can reblog it on their mains and not just like it. It sucks.

[olivedoom-blog]

me: haha cant wait 2 check out this radical content of the strilondes!!

THOSE ppl: would you like dirkroxy? derscest? huh? WOULD'CHA???

me, crying: wbat yhe fuck

[dmsr-art]

Sorry for dropping the homestuck name, I had no one else to yell this about but you lmao Dave and Rose are up clone twins and always had that weird incesty vibe and jokes to them. Pretty decent ship fanbase in the fandom. I just thought it was so funny that the most popular main ship in this fandom…is literally derscest rehashed. Thought you’d get a kick from this, no one can deny incest themes in this book no matter how hard they try. Muir isnt fucking around.

i love that i am the person u came to about this 😭 i have truly cultivated the perfect freak environment here 🙏🏼

also omg do u not care about spoilers... u mentioned u just started to read htn

[davekat-sucks]

Id like to say that Derscest is better then Davekat.

Hell yes! Much better than Davekat.

[ambiencespectrum]

Rose’s needles are cold and weightless in her hands, hardly more than slivers of metal. The world is bright and airless, her steps lighter than they’ve ever been as her heels tap against the stone steps. She ascends from the parking lot she’s abandoned her car in, headed for the magnificent viewpoints available for the falls.

She won’t be needing it again, not according to the premonitions that have plagued her for years.

This is a last stand, against an impossible enemy. Rose plans to take this final opponent down with her, like she did to the countless other cronies the Condesce sent her way the last week. A wave of final suppression to any who stand against her in the last hours of a formerly free world.

The world is ending. They’ve lost. Rose is going to burn down everything she can as they fall. For the sake of the two that will take their place, so far into the future.

Two kids. Their kids. Hers and Dave’s.

A son and daughter, who she’ll never meet.

Rose knows they’ll come, long after this is over, and she can only hope against hope something will be left for them to inherit.

She wonders if they’ll look like Dave. Like her. She wonders if they’ll be anything like them.

Rose hopes not. Failure is what’s come of their efforts, however much they dedicated their lives to the cause of resisting the troll witch. She hopes they’ll be better than either of them.

Fieri waits for her on top of the steps, the looming stocky shadow he casts blackening the stairway. He’s laughing, smiling, like all the other smugly successful servants of the empress have been.

Rose hasn’t had nearly enough vodka tonight to stomach the sight.

She doesn’t give him the courtesy of a greeting before she launches herself forwards, streaking upwards at him and trailing the white of her dress hem.

The strife is brutally paced, Rose’s feet skimming the concrete and barely touching down, the bastard she fights opting for terrifyingly heavy blows that shatter the ground just as she leaves it. He’s stronger than any she’s faced, and the ghost of power she possesses makes it ring true and clear this will be her final strife.

Her Bluetooth rings in her ear, because of course it does. 

"This is a bad time," she answers.

"Shit yeah it is, but what can you do," Dave replies, breathless. "Last goodbyes don't usually happen when its convenient." 

He’s states away from her, and yet still somehow manages to find a way to be a buzz in her ear. Even now, even as they take up arms, separated in the last days only because of badly timed business trips. It’s terribly welcome.

"I didn't take you for a sentimental romantic, Strider," Rose says cooly, avoiding a snatching grip that would tear off her arm. 

"Read too many of your novels, Lalonde. It's your fault I'm infected." 

"And yet my last gift from you was a child's birthday card sharpied over to say 'congratulations on the murder'."

"Hey, that senator was a tough bitch. You deserved it."

Rose nearly slips up and trips on the crater to her left. She pivots and narrowly avoids her neck being grabbed, snapped like a twig. She stabs two bright red holes through Fieri's hand for it.

"Admittedly, the crudely drawn portrait of me slitting her throat was quite compelling," Rose says, flicking the blood off her weapons.

"I spent a whole five minutes on it, it better have been," Dave says. Something like tinny rancorous laughter comes over the line, along with metal against something solid. Then, "Hey, back on topic."

"Yes?" Rose sprints across the platform, doubling back and delivering a whip of purple yarn that shreds Fieri's side.

"I'm about to die, so just wanted you to know I love you and shit."

Rose feels the disruption of air as Fieri's punch misses her face.

"I love you and shit, too," Rose replies, just like every other time Dave has said that to her.

"Cool."

They've spent the better part of their lives fighting the overwhelming infiltration of their world together. It wasn't nearly enough time spent with one another. And yet, no other words are required in this moment. They know what they mean to each other.

Dave, of course, has a few more anyway.

"Kinda wish we could've met them," Dave says absently, sounding harder and harder pressed to be casual about it.

Rose feels her ankle break as its kicked. She swallows the scream and keeps going, numb with adrenaline.

"We only would have screwed them up," she says, ignoring the inelegant rasp of her voice.

"Maybe. Still would've wanted to."

Rose thinks they only would have passed on all their worst qualities, had they met. And yet.

"I suppose I feel the same," she says, and the soft chuckle Dave lets out is one she commits to memory with all the others he's given to her.

She wraps Fieri’s neck in strangling garrote yarn, stabs him through the eyes, and kicks him over the edge of the platform. Her weapons pull her with his flailing body, and she lets them.

The ride down is a roar of sound, but she hears the barely audible slice of vertebra and spine in her ear anyway.

[isroselalondebisexual]

no one is trying to debate whether or not the tag should exist. it's just bad to put ship hate into the ship tag, because you really don't know why people ship it. no one's saying you're not allowed to detest incest ships, no one's saying you're not allowed to want them not to interact with you, but when it comes down to it, it's still sort of shitty to put negativity in a tag in general. please consider this before doing it next time, with any ship you don't like. it's just sorta dickish.

See, there’s a difference between saying “I hate a perfectly innocuous ship” and putting that in the tag, and saying “something that is objectively, morally wrong is objectively, morally wrong” and putting that in the tag.

Maybe people who ship it “to cope” should practice positive coping skills and not engage with maladaptive behaviors. And maybe everyone else should NOT SHIP PEOPLE WHO ARE RELATED

[buzzingroyalty]

psst,, that art of dave and rose is meant to be derscest,,,

uno