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[finemealcreates]

If AI is going to scrape our works, I say we leave some fics un-archive locked but make it the goofiest, most incomprehensible shit to exist. If we can't put glaze over our artworks, let's just put nonsense into the AI scraper's systems to fuck them over.

if you wanna write Goofy and Mickey Mouse doing it freaky style to poison AI in our own way, go for it lmao. Here's the link to the anonymous, unmoderated collection: Poison the Well

[pixie-felix]

Lee Felix Definitely Doesn't Have a Mommy Kink.

Word count: 1.5k

Content: mommy kink, edging, tiny bit of bondage (just wrists), very mild dirty talk (because Felix is a good boy), begging, crying, hand job, blow job, cowgirl... I'm going to hell aren't I?

Heavily inspired by this by @emdaudied

Smut under the cut. Minors dni.

“I do NOT have a mommy kink.”

Felix is so cute when he pouts. Even when he's lying.

“That's not what you said last night…”

“It was ONE TIME.” You love teasing him so much. He turns such a pretty shade of pink, he's all glowy. Not even covering his face with his hands can hide it. “It was just one time.”

“It was literally last night.”

“I was distracted.”

“You were distracted… thinking about your mommy?”

The look of horror on his face as he realises what he just implied is… you wish you could to take a picture of it and hang it on your wall. You know Felix doesn't call his mother mommy, but that's not the point you're making here.

“You were thinking about your mommy last night, while I was riding you like a prize pony?”

He's like a fish out of water, gulping for air and looking a little more than mildly alarmed.

“It's okay baby, I don't mind. I can be your mommy if it gets you off…”

“I DON'T HAVE A MOMMY KINK!”

“...wanna prove that?”

Felix is so cute with hands tied above his head, a whimpering shivering mess as you deny him his third orgasm.

“Are you going to be a good boy now?"

Felix is always a good boy, but it's just so fun to make him beg for it.

“I'll be a good boy, I'm your good boy, I'll be such a good boy for you…"

His babbling stops with a help as you run a finger up his shaft, swirling around his weeping cockhead. His eyes wide and lips parted as he watches you gathering his pearly essence on your fingertip, holding it up to show him, before sucking your finger into your mouth.

His moan is music.

But you like it better when he uses his words.

“P-p-please baby, please baby, please baby just fucking touch me…”

The look of relief on his face when you decide to finally have mercy and start jerking him off properly. Between that face and the rock solid meatstick in your hand, the one that's brought you so much pleasure… it's enough to make you drip.

But no one likes a dry hand job, so you make sure to spit on his dick for lube before you start dragging your hand up and down. Noice and firm, the way Felix likes it best.

“Y-yes, yes, ye-esss, please baby just like that- don't stop, baby please don't stop…”

He's so desperate to cum. But he also never wants you to stop.

So he squeezes his eyes shut. He wants to watch you play with his cock, it's one of his favourite things. But he's not ready for this to end yet, so he has to deny himself the view of watching you pleasure him.

He's a mess.

Oh, the beautiful agony of edgeplay.

You love edging him, watching him get all sweaty, his hair sticking to his slick forehead as he writhes at your touch.

But you're a fully grown woman with needs of your own. And what you need, is Felix's dick. Preferably fucking you blind.

But before that, you've got a point to prove.

So you start working up the pace, quickening your wrist until you're going fast enough to make your arm start to cramp.

Felix is practically vibrating with the effort to keep still and not buck up into your hand. (Like the last three times, and the last three denied orgasms.)

“Keep still baby, you know the rules. Aren't you supposed to be a good boy?”

“I'm a good boy, I'm a fucking good boy, I'm your good boy-” Felix interrupts himself with a particularly beautiful moan, “I'll do anything you f-fucking say, I fucking promise, just please baby… please.”

He has been a good boy. He deserves a special treat.

his eyes snap open when he feels your lips around his cock, lapping at his slit. Crying out when you start digging your tongue into it. You should really get him a sounding rod.

Maybe for Christmas.

He's getting more and more desperate as you tease him with your tongue. From the way his hands are flexing in their restraints, you know he's fantasing about grabbing your head and forcing you down.

Making you take him nice and deep so he can fuck the back of your throat. Gagging around him, drowning somewhere between his dick and your own spit.

Well, his wish is your command.

Smacking sounds fill the room as you suck him down, making sure to make it messy.

“Oh god, just like that. Just like th-that. Feels so go-o-ood-”

It's amazing what a little drool can do to a man.

You speed up a little, cutting off his words mid sentence as his dick hits the back of your throat. You both love it when Felix is reduced to a whimpering mess by your touch, but today you're sucking him off with purpose.

You're going to make him say it.

It won't be long now.

He's so close to giving in, you know it.

He's biting his lips, trying so hard not to say it, but you know.

And when you start humming contentedly as his legs start to shake, you know that he knows you know.

“Mmm-mm-mmm…”

The obscene, wet pop as you release his dick from your mouth is almost drowned out by his cry.

And he is crying, looking at you with wide eyes, tears gathering at the corner as you sit up. Licking your lips like his salty precum is the most delicious thing you've ever tasted.

“Is there something you want, baby?”

“Mm-mm…” His moans are almost squeaky now. He's desperate for you.

You switch to his favourite position, moving so that you're on your knees, straddling him with just enough space that his dick is barely skimming your cunt. The tears start to fall, and he whimpers.

There's a reason cowgirl is a classic.

You take him in hand and slo-o-owly brush him up and down your folds, listening to his choked sobs as you coating him in your slick. Taunting him, teasing him. Showing him how fucking wet you are, as your juices run down his dick.

He breaks.

“M-mommy.” It's quiet, barely more than a whisper, but he said it. “Mommy.”

He's being too quiet. So you kick up the teasing a notch, lining him up with your entrance and pushing down just slightly. Just a little giving, but nowhere near enough to actually penetrate.

He knows what you want.

“Mommy, please.” You let him have a little more, lowering yourself onto his tip a fraction more, but he's being too quiet.

“Mommyyyy….”

Felix’s voice breaks. He knows he's lost, so there's no point holding back now.

“Use me mommy. Use me. Please.”

Well, how could you refuse?

You sink down, taking him balls deep in one fluid stretch.

Usually you'd take your time, savour the feeling of him stretching you out.

Teasing him, making him beg for you. Beg for you to to go a little faster, a little harder.

A little more “please mommy yes mommy just like that mommy mommy mommy moMMY a-aa-aaa-”

But today you're going to ride him like a prize fucking pony straight out the gate.

Fucking the cum out of both of you while Felix begs for it like the good boy he is.

“M-mommy please, p-please let me cum. Please let me cum mommy, I’ve been so good. I've been a good boy, I've been such a good boy, please let me cum mommy please let me cum…”

The faster you bounce, the louder he pleads.

“-please mommy please mommy please please please momMY PLEASE MOMMY PLEASE MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMM-”

He cums so hard you swear you feel him shoot through your cervix. Coating your insides white and sticky as he breaks out of his wrist restraints, wrapping his arms around you and pulling you down.

Squashing your tits against his chest, holding you bruise-tight as he ruts up into you, giving you absolutely everything as he tries to fuck you through his orgasm.

That's what sends you over.

You've been mean and unfair and teasing him for hours, but. Felix is a good boy who always wants to get you off.

Fucking you even when he's overstimulated and sore, until he finally feels you clenching around him, clenching around him hard as your orgasm hits you like a freight train.

It takes you both a few moments to recover, the room silent except for the sound of panting.

You try to detangle yourself, but Felix just pulls you closer, humming happily, his arms like a vice. Pulling you close like you're a blanket he wants to wrap himself up in and never leave.

He relents eventually, murmuring sweet things and cupping your face with his hands as you kiss him deeply.

He's a good boy.

“Such a good boy.”

“Mmm…” His after sex sounds are some of your favourites.

“...a good boy with a mommy fetish.”

Felix groans and hides his face in your neck.

“Shut up.”

this is a side blog so any reposts are appreciated, I will repay you in cake and pixie dust 🧚‍♀️

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[andreainlove]

imagine getting thrown out of your own house, hah! idfc, that's how getting blocked by a follower on instagram makes me feel. HOWEVER, imagine getting lost in the fair as a child or imagine never being the same person after that childhood friend leaves the city. oh boy. that's like getting blocked by a mutual on tumblr.com and im gonna weep forever about it

[zeherili-ankhein]

Y'all I just found out people headcanon Mulan as a trans man...

And I'm like.... WHY??? 😭😭😭😭

Why would you want her to be a man, when the entire point of her story was that a woman can fight too if not better than any man in her league

😭😭😭😭😭😭 LIKE THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING Y'ALL ARE LITERALLY BEING MISOGYNISTIC (to a degree) BY MAKING HER A MAN

P.S. I'm really sorry if it came out as an hater but I'm only hating trans Mulan not any actual trans people or trans characters I love you all

[disastersappho]

hey tumblr can you please recommend me some young jayvik academy research partner fics please i beg you

[imtallerthanyou]

Ykw. Jinx is not dead I'm calling it right now.

[holyblanchett]

You come across very biphobic at times and it is now my assumption.

What an insane, baseless assumption. It's too early in the morning for this shit. Yall wanna label everyone that says Agatha is a lesbian biphobic and it shows. Open up the schools. Just for this dumb ass take... LETS GO LESBIANS.

[bugisbonkerz]

i’m very desperate for dhmis content so i made some up myself for a potential season 2….. which one would you guys like to see most? (this is real ok poe jelling told me)

[asadgirlwithaprettymind]

lmao another fb meme I swear I’m obsessed lol

[gcballet]

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[curiousity-cell]

NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. IVE HAD ENOUGH. bryce would NOT do this!!!! bryce would hate you for even INSINUATING she’d do this!!!!!!! elain is juniper equivalent, bryce is BEST FRIENDS with juniper. therefore she’d ADORE ELAIN

sorry i’m fucking fuming sometimes this fandom drives me fucking nuts i cant stand it

all this for fucking bat boy no.3. god

& out of fucking spite i’ve decided every time i see one of these takes i’m making an elain & bryce bffs headcanon 💞

no.1: bryce teaches elain new recipes from lunathion

[letyou-breakmy-heart]

"Tell me pretty lies. Look me in the face Tell me that you love me Even if it's fake"

[unholyhelbig]

How do I get people to leave me the hell alone during the Christmas season without sounding like a complete ass? I’m in my trauma bubble but the second I tell people “I don’t like Christmas” they coo at me and poke and prod and call me a grinch jokingly- like no, babygirl, I don’t like the holidays because I’m covered in scar tissue and my brain forces me not to remember them, so please get the fuck away from me.

[wildcatpaws]

job searching is one of the most soul draining things ever. searching through thousands of listings to find something you can actually do. then attempting to apply for the minimum amount of jobs you're qualified for, taking 15 minutes to answer questionnaires that are already answered in your cv, having to answer invasive questions then when you're finally finished; surprise!! take this 10 minute quiz that is necessary to even submit your application with fun engaging questions like "a customer asks you this;,,, what do you do?"

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then you wait weeks for literally no response at all, which, wonderful thing is found out from my work experience teacher, could be because they used AI to go through all applications looking for buzz words in them and discard all the rest. so all that effort is more than likely for nothing as nobodys eyes other than your own has even seen your application!! congrats! you're still unemployed!

[84reedsy]

Ngl kinda missing the unhinged NSFW thoughts of wrestlers

I mean..... I'll still got em 😂😂😂

I had a pretty good run of opinions on the fact that Claudio Castagnoli's dinner plate nipples are hot as mf death valley and I'd make an entire meal of them.