#deranged meow meow

[monietea]

SMAUL CAT PLUSH

are you guys excited?!? I am so excited, can't wait to get started on the kickstarter!!

[quacaserous]

people. ive made a discovery. the (un)holy trinity

i dont know what this says about my taste in men and ill be honest i think id rather not know ❤️

[gakoiart]

"Once I'm sure he's safe, I'm gonna make him mine!"

Of course, a Jojo's reference.

Saw the Jolyne/Anasui panel again on a meme and decided it needed to be Akechi/AkiRen dynamic.

Original panel and meme here!

[theeio]

im ill

[alsoika]

Drip, drip, drip

[crehador]

dead mount death play ✧ arase kouzaburou in ep4

[bespectacledbun]

more Obsidian!Yves nonsense that I cooked from the brainworms I've shared with my friends in dms before (⚠️ SPOILERS FOR GIL'S MAIN ROUTE IN JP!! ⚠️):

yves who loses his nanny and is told that he has to leave rhodolite to go back to his mother's family. yves who arrives in obsidian alone, scared, and unable to speak the language because he grew up only speaking in rhodolitian and not his mother tongue obsidianite

yves who meets his grandfather and he seems nice, but he's very strict and has a bunch of rules that he has to follow all the time. yves who quickly learns to stifle his cries until he's alone and makes sure to never show weakness in front of his grandfather

yves who doesn't really trust his cousins, except for gil. the rest of them always try to get him to trust him by talking badly about the rest of the family to him, but gil is nice. gil gives him sweets and takes him into town and even showed him a photo of his mother and aunt when they were young, but he gets sick so yves can't see him often :(

yves who quickly learns his uncle is terrifying and definitely not to be trusted. yves who keeps his head down, keeps his mouth shut, keeps to himself and avoids interacting with the emperor at all costs. if gil doesn't like the emperor, then neither does he, he decides

yves who is barely 10 when one cousin dies of bad food and the other in a "riding accident" and he learns how truly brutal obsidian can be. yves who is told it's a mistake the castle cooks and stablehands made, but late at night he hears his grandfather talking about a poisoning and tampered saddles. yves who sneaks around to hear the maids whisper how all the workers at the royal residence were slaughtered and their bodies put on display outside the gates

yves who notices his grandfather gets increasingly stressed over the years. yves who starts helping with with for the kloss household more and more, until he ends up taking over the duties entirely while his grandfather does.... god knows what. yves who manipulates the household business to suit gil's needs instead of the emperor's after gil confides in him that the emperor was the one who murdered his mother and older brother in cold blood

yves who is there right alongside gilbert when his oldest cousin mocks gil to his face about his mother's death, who says her and their brother were too weak and deserved to die as they did. yves who turns away as gil stabs him through the heart in rage and then helps hide the body later. yves who joins gilbert's plans for a coup d'état cleanse the empire of all its corrupt nobles

yves who is 16 when he learns of his grandfather's plans to eliminate gilbert on the emperor's orders, who skewers lord kloss before he can even try to hurt gil, who watches from behind as gilbert finally kills the emperor and throws the body off a cliff

yves who helps find and eliminate all those who are still loyal to the bloodthirsty politics of the previous emperor so that gil can achieve his goals of cleaning the country faster

yves who finds and brings roderich into the court, so that when if gil dies he can replace him and yves won't have to. yves who refuses to let gil die after everything he's done because he doesn't want to be left all alone again

yves goes to the border on gilbert's orders, who finds an injured little boy unconscious under a collapsed building and brings him back, so that even if he's too far gone to be saved he can at least get a proper burial along with all the other civilians who died in the war

yves who finds out this unconscious little boy could possibly be his half brother, who looks at his scrapes and injuries and wonders what kind of hellish family would have left him to die on the battlefield like that

yves who spends months nursing and training the boy–– luke, as he will later learn–– and teaches him how to fend for himself before gil sends him back to rhodolite

yves who spends years growing the power and influence of house kloss in order to support gil, until one day he is summoned to the palace for no discernible reason. yves who is told by his cousin that his father has died, and that in a month the court of rhodolite will send ambassadors asking for his return for the selection process

yves who spends that month reading up on the history of the belle system and scoffs at the sheer naivety of it, because what would a commoner know about the dangers of the royal court? how much could they possibly learn in a month that would equal the experience of a lifetime in danger?

yves who is told by gil that he is to be prince, liaison, and spy all at once, that luke and another prince in the rhodolite court will help him while he is there. yves who practices his rhodolitian again after years, so that he doesn't need that airheaded translator assigned to the diplomatic party. yves who introduces himself in stilted, but fluent rhodolitian to the group of strangely dressed men that greet him in the throne room, the men that are supposedly his brothers

yves who gauges all of the princes one by one, wondering which might be the prince gilbert mentioned that would help him. yves who's eyes barely flicker when they see luke, because they aren't supposed to know each other at all

yves who is both surprised and suspicious when Leon reaches out first and invites him to dinner, who shows up not expected to be welcomed with a feast in the domestic faction's office. yves who keeps his guard up, not wondering if this is some sort of ploy to get him to spill his secrets, but by the end of the party realizing leon is just that trusting of him (he can't tell if his older brother is stupid or kind-hearted)

yves who is already used to the stares and contempt that townsfolk and nobles give him so it just slides off his back like water. yves who is surprised when jin and licht both step up to defend him from a particularly loose-lipped noble that was barraging him earlier

yves who sees leon and jin and licht and clavis having fun together, who can't help but feel a kernel of resentment sprout when he sees them truly happy with each other. yves who remembers his cousins before they died, who recalls those years of just him and gilbert working alone because it was them against the world

yves who has completely settled in by the time he is allowed into the round table room, where he meets the commoner that will apparently decide the fate of the kingdom. belle. yves who learns her name is emma, and that she's apparently one of the townsfolk and works as a local bookstore's employee.

yves who remembers gil's orders–– 'you must be chosen as the king for our plan to work'–– and meets her bright eyed gaze, innocent gaze. this will be way too easy

[iswateredible]

ok so I saw this slutty goth top the other day and something in my brain just broke

I'm now stuck thinking about a modern AU where Dagur is a goth fashionista, so is Viggo and Hiccup is just a tired punk who gets dragged out by his friends to parties.

top that inspired this drawing under the cut

from Dollskill but honestly you could diy it super easily

[lrndvs]

𝔹𝕃𝔸𝔻𝔼

[senespera-ffxiv]

I just realized I haven't exposed tumblr to my xiv memes

[talxns]

SDVJOJGFHNN WHAT ISSUE IS THE BRUCE DANCING WITH MARTHA PANEL FROM???

hskgkdjd ok so i was doing some research on the idea of bruce never becoming batman and what his life would be like if thomas and martha were never murdered. and of course since this franchise is saturated like an undersea sponge there is canonical rep of this occurring one way or another. this page is from batman (2016) #45.

(spoilers below for the 3 issue long story)

we are shown a timeline where bruce’s parents are not killed, and so he’s just a rich guy not doing much to stop the rampant crime in the city (while being very creepy with his mom apparently).

joker gangs plague the city, dick grayson is batman (who uses guns and mercilessly kills anyone he finds dangerous),

jason todd is a tire salesman (because GET IT!? JASON TODD. TIRES. THATS HIS WHOLE THING, RIGHT!?)

tim drake works a boring desk job at one of wayne’s tech companies,

duke is an invalid, damian was never born, and selina is completely deranged serial killer in arkham asylum and only speaks through meows (why the absence of bruce wayne’s batman would cause this is left as an exercise to the reader).

this is all thanks to booster gold, who is trying to give bruce a wedding gift for his marriage to selina. he has gone back in time to purposefully save bruce’s parents from being murdered. he wants to show how much worse off gotham would be if he didn’t become orphaned/batman. booster gold explains this to this timeline’s bruce who says he always felt like something was “wrong” in his life.

but everything backfires pretty spectacularly when bruce destroys the time travel device booster gold was planning on using to reverse the whole thing. because. y’know. he’s living pretty fancy free and wants his mom alive so he can still hit on her i guess.

booster gold figures that if he brings selina kyle to bruce, he’ll… idk, have a change of heart because of the power of love.

well he brings selina over who immediately rips thomas’s throat out, and dick shows up to shoot selina, and in the scuffle shoots both her and martha, and then bruce shoots dick.

bruce’s mission then is to fix booster gold’s time machine so he can take him back to ten minutes before his parents were killed (he’s been training to kill both selina and dick!batman for this purpose). booster gold seizes the opportunity to take bruce back to 10 minutes before thomas and martha wayne were supposed to be killed (when bruce was 8), and forces bruce to watch thomas and martha be killed in crime alley. adult bruce promptly shoots himself in the head after witnessing it. what a romp for the whole family!

[alanahsart-blog]

we’re starting a bitd game ... crimes! crimes! crimes!

[undeadbetareads]

Maine Coons/ cats with Maine coon in them are one of the best cat breeds imo, and here's a list as to why (it gets more deranged as it continues):

Cuddles, my cat loves to lay on me at all times of the day

Adorable nicknames, her main two nicknames are cloud and dust bunny

Ever have a bad stomach ache/cramps, let a 11 lbs, vibrating, ball of floof lay on you. I guarantee you will feel better.

CHONCKY FEET

and those feet have little tuffs of fur that sticks out around the toe beans

They are loud as hell. My cat loves to scream at me for attention, treats, wanting to go somewhere she's not allowed.

and on top of the screams when they jump anywhere it makes the loudest bang

Idk if this is a Maine Coon thing, but my cat can tell time. She knows when it's time for me to get up (god forbid I sleep in, I get a very loud wake up), she knows when she gets treats, and she knows what time I let her into a room that the door is normally closed.

Their purrs sound like crickets sometimes

DID I MENTION THEIR FEET??? THEIR SO CHONCKY AND FLOOFY

[gooseplumes]

ouugghhh the fact that house is passively to actively suicidal the whole show but he is so fiercely attached to life and abhors what he views as his own weakness in other people. the fact that he hates people and doesnt want to talk to them but will say whatever it takes to get them to just pick life. every time

[lesbiangiratina]

I think making fun of people for being scared of something makes you 1 million times more of a loser than the scared people. Genuinely

[juergenklopp]

Feeling sort of like trea turner is a feral rescue kitten the phillies fans have successfully started socializing to their team by sticking their hands in his enclosure and giving him treats after games on this night (yes I know he's an adult man getting paid millions but I cant help feeling things about the phillies)

EVIDENCE PRESENTED WITHOUT COMMENT June 25 vs NYM | August 5 vs KC | August 22 vs SF | August 28 vs LAA | March 19 CUB vs USA | August 22 vs SF

In all seriousness, though: the Narratives™... man. Career-low year coming off an MVP-worthy World Baseball Classic campaign. Rough start, getting rained with boos, a brief uptick in performance before going back into a brutal slump again, culminating in the nadir that was the Miami game colossal fuck up in the extra innings. The post-game interview, looking lost and broken and on the verge of tears, staying in the batting cages until midnight...

And then Philadelphia welcomed him home with a standing O and a donation drive, we’ve got your back, we know you’re trying, and Trea answered the very next game with a go-ahead home run, and has continued to be in fine form since. And the clubhouse’s unwavering suppport through it all... going to be a little weepy again about it:

Before Trea Turner heard the coordinated cheers and saw people standing for him, it was quiet. It was 27 days ago. His season had reached its lowest point, so he went to the batting cage. He swung until midnight, with few interruptions, because no one would tell him how to do this. Turner listened to advice from every corner of his professional and personal life. There is no handbook on how to escape a career-worst spiral. Nick Castellanos had showered and dressed that night at loanDepot Park in Miami. He headed for the exit when he realized Turner was still in the cage. “You’re one of the best players in the world, don’t forget it!” Castellanos yelled.

Trea Turner’s revival: Over 26 days, Phillies star has emphatically swung his season (Matt Gelb/The Athletic)

HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ROMANTIC ABOUT BASEBALL