#demasiada

[bambinamoon]

Demasiada humana para un mundo tan mierda.

BambinaMoon

[oknews]

"Demasiada agenda izquierdista": ¿por qué perdió Harris?

Publicado: 7 nov 2024 13:57 GMT “Сualquier propaganda solo es buena mientras uno cree en ella”, opina el politólogo y periodista ruso Georgui Bovt. La derrota del Partido Demócrata estadounidense en las elecciones presidenciales se debe a la falta de un programa específico y a su concentración en consignas de izquierda, de las que la población está cansada, opina el politólogo y periodista ruso…

[primepaginequotidiani]

PRIMA PAGINA El Pais di Oggi domenica, 06 ottobre 2024

[gakubaby]

Kotarou chap. 142 🪭🍃

[danalakhul]

I was trying out these new dot brushes I got like months ago (then I forgot to post It, but here it is now, lol)

Esp: Aparte de probar pinceles tmbn tenía perras ganas de dibujar todo lo q ven en pantalla, aprecien las artes finas en todo su esplendor

[chocottang]

me pasé un poco haciendo esto lmao

a pesar de hablar constantemente sobre goldami, el golxy siempre será goat

el chart

[aveloka-draws]

I'm very sorry for what I'm going to do but this your fault.

Warning: nonsensical telenovela dialogue and probably cringe. (courtesy of La Rosa de Guadalupe)

*Lamb y Narinder con un huevo*

Heket: Como pudiste tener un hijo con el maldito cordero!

Lamb: Me voy hacer responsable del bebé

Heket: Claro que lo harás! Te vas a casar con mi hermano, por la iglesia y habrá fiesta!

Shamura: Que chido voy a ser tío

Kallamar: Ya no aguanto! Ya no aguanto!

Leshy: Mugre oveja te tiraste a mi hermano

Como odio/amo que si puede pasar como escena de la rosa, gracias televisa 🙏

[menin4s]

*inhala* m-montar a Nanami. Montar a Nanami tan rápido y apretarle la verga tan fuerte que en su cabeza empieza a planear llevarte a Malasia con él. Succionar hasta la última gota tan bien que cuando termines va a pedir online tus maletas nuevas y outfits para que estrenes en el viaje.

[raiberryz]

Adorables 🥺

[ruhorih4ra]

Ladies, gentlemen AND non-binary sheeps, it is with great pleasure to inform you that I've finished my fanfic. 🐸🎩

Please, picture me as Spongebob screamin YES! to that hot fish lady. Without further ado, enjoy.

GET OUT OF MY WAY 🌈

Even before you opened your eyes the voice of Satan cursing someone had reached your ears, threats and promises of a slow death left the mouth of the Avatar of Wrath. However, the moment you opened your eyes the first thing you saw was Sc.

Resting on a bed, just two meters away from you, Sc was wide awake, lying on her side and dressed in a loose blue robe as if she were actually in a human world hospital; For a brief moment you thought that was the case, the room seemed oddly human style. “Good morning, Mc.” She said, smiling brightly. You couldn't stop looking at her nose, a white patch covered most of it but the bruises around her eyes were evident.

“Where are we?” You asked, your senses still a little numb. “In the Devildom, this sickening room is just another unnecessary idea of Sc.” Satan replied, successfully startling you when you realized how close he was.

In fact, you were on the same bed. He was also wearing a blue robe, but he looked way healthier than the black-haired woman. “Satan? Why are you here?” You had to turn slightly in order to properly seeing him.

“He's already healed. He just wants an excuse to be close to you.” Sc offered unamused, Satan glared at her with killing intentions that disappeared completely when he turned his gaze towards you. “Sc stabbed me in the stomach, this sanctimonious prig thought she could get rid of me,” A soft blush colored his cheeks before he hugged you, resting his forehead on your back. “We found you gravely injured. I thought it’d be best for us to be together.”

Sc's eyes rolled back while Satan strengthened his embrace. “Why did you stab him? how? I thought you had a pact with him.” You instinctively took Satan's hands in yours.

“Hey! He almost ripped my scalp off! Don't look at me like that. You're scary even now.” Sc said. “What do you mean you thought we had a pact?” Satan asked, finally breaking the hug.

“What do you mean he almost ripped off your scalp?!” You asked Sc first, quickly turning to Satan and glaring at him. “Satan?”

The Avatar of Wrath alternated glances between you and Sc, with the sudden silence the room became even more eerie. Your accusing eyes weren't helping either. “Sc is a secret agent who is part of an organization dedicated to investigate paranormal activities in the human world. She came here to investigate Diavolo's business with the three legged crow group, gathering information just to use it against us.”

“Of course you’d say that! Now I'm the terrible villain and you are poor demons who are in danger!” Sc sat up, ignoring her wounds, leaning forward with an accusatory gesture. “See? We were only protecting ourselves from this monster.” Satan said solemnly.

“She is a spy?” You turned completely towards him, he nodded in response. “And you didn't tell me anything?” You asked, this time Satan's face showed the sincere realization that he had screwed up again. “Bbut I tried.”

“Coming at me in your demon form is not trying!” He ran a hand through his hair. “You were in your demon form too!”

The door opened at that moment, Mammon walked in with a bouquet of flowers, two big get-well balloons, more gifts than he could carry, and a pair of red, swollen eyes that indicated he wasn't having a good time. “Hey! How's Mc doing?” The barrier of gifts he was carrying blocked his vision. “Ya better be taking good care of them, Satan.” He put the gifts on a table that happened to be in front of the bed where you were.

“Mammon.” You called him. The heart of the Avatar of Greed skipped a beat, he moved as fast as if he had seen coins flying. “Mc! You're finally awake!!” He pushed Satan away and hugged you, the gentleness of his embrace surprised you. “Mammon? Did you know that Sc was a spy?” You felt his body tense for a few seconds before relaxing again.

“Ya know what? I think I should leave, Lucifer's gonna be real mad because I kind of stole his credit card before comin' here!” He tried to break free from your arms but they managed to keep him in place. “You knew?” You repeated.

He sank into your arms again, some part of him imagined that embrace as the last one in a long time. When he replied, he sounded sad and defeated, resigned even. “I did. I'm sorry, Mc.”

He backed away until his back was against the wall. “I want to say more but I think after everything that happened everyone should be here.” Mammon said. A quick glance at the demon was enough to know the miserable state he was in.

You sighed, suddenly very aware of the situation. “If you’re already cured you shouldn’t be here, Satan.” Sc watched intently how the 'heartbreaking' scene unfolded in front of her, with the way the blond demon was looking at you, everyone might have thought you asked him to rip out his heart with his own hands. “Actually, I still feel sore.”

“You know, Mc? I was very embarrassed to report that ‘The Seven Princes of Hell’ were madly in love with the human they hay kidnapped.” All three heads turned towards her, when nobody said anything Sc continued. “Do you want to know how many times I had to listen to Mammon trying to confess to you?”

“Hey! Shut up, witch!” Mammon was red all over his face and ears. “Really Mammon? that's pathetic.” Satan shook his head with disappointment but Sc hadn't finished speaking. “Pathetic? you forced me to accompany you to the human world so someone could read your hand and tell you if Mc and you-” “STOP RIGHT THERE BEFORE I KILL YOU, SC!” He shouted, the redness even more evident on him.

“I thought they were torturing you, manipulating you, using you as their private slave. That or a public demonstration of the differences between humans and demons,” Sc looked you in the eyes. “but even now one of the most famous demons cries at the prospect of leaving your side.” She concluded closing her eyes, a satisfied smile on her face. “I think you should recover first. Then, we can leave.”

Those words washed over them like holy water, a mix of emotions displayed across their faces. Satan felt very ill then, he was sure something was wrong with him, he couldn’t find any wrath inside him only a feeling of dread. His hands subtly touched the place where SC had wounded him, although he knew there wasn’t even a scar left. But something ached, something inside.

He didn’t feel your hand on his cheek until he saw your worried face. “Are you okay, Satan? Maybe you’re not healed yet, you look sick.” He realized then that maybe it’s you what hurt, it’s the little demon he never was, crying because you’ll go. “Come here, you need to rest.” You changed places easily, inviting him to lay on your chest.

He hugged you tightly, at least he wanted to be able to engrave that moment in his soul, just so he could remember it later when you were gone.

“Witch?” Mammon murmured to Sc but she only shook her head. “Ugh! No, I won’t stab you.”

***

At first, Mammon's words sounded like the most reasonable thing to do, such a mature and out-of-character act. Later you realized your mistake. Coincidentally, from that day until you recovered, the brothers and even the prince and his butler took turns to visit you. Beelzebub and Belphie visited you together, Satan and Asmo sometimes appeared at the same time. There was even a day when Mammon, Leviathan and Lucifer arrived one after another. Not even once did they all gather in the same room at the same time.

Simeon arrived one day looking happier than usual, he stood at the door and cleared his throat. “It is my pleasure to inform you that we are complete in purgatory hall once again!” He stepped aside and Luke and Solomon appeared doing the pose of Ruri-chan. While Solomon seemed satisfied and cynical, Luke was dying of embarrassment, he held the pose for half a second before running towards you with childlike joy. “I missed you, Mc.”

“I missed you too, Luke.”

They stayed for a long time, Solomon recounted silly and unimportant details of his trip while Luke spoke non-stop about his time in the Celestial Realm. You enjoyed it, truly, but you couldn't ignore the shadow that overcasted all the happiness around you. Nobody else noticed it, or at least they were better than you at ignoring it.

The elephant in the room.

***

You whistled long and loud when Mephisto appeared. You thought he would get annoyed and scold you for your lack of decorum, but he smiled and bowed. “Thank you! Thank you! You're very kind, thank you!”

“Mr. President, what have I done to receive such an honor?” You read that Diavolo had given the promotion to Mephisto in person, exchanging a few words of consideration towards his dear friend, the whole emotional moment was captured in a special narration written by the president of the Newspaper club himself. “I'm just doing charity work, sick homeless people are my weakness.” He said as he took a seat beside your bed.

You gasped, overdoing it a little. “I see you’ve grown a sense of humor!”

He rolled his eyes but never stopped smiling. “I'm just stating facts.” Mephisto wanted to hug you, after knowing everything you had been through and seeing your condition he couldn't shake the feeling that you would be gone in the blink of an eye. You were human, not a demon.

Accepting that took him a while, but when he did he also had to accept that he wanted to be around you as much as possible. He merely put his hand on your shoulder and squeezed it affectionately. “Thank you.”

You put your hand on his, the fabric of the glove as soft and neat as ever. “Why? don't you know it is just plain, simple courtesy?”

I LIVED SHEEP

@yuumaofc @asmolover1234 @gallantys @prefesro @urminebutidontwantyou @fiveofspades @exrellian @cutestpatoootie @fandumshippr @frenchmess23yo @completelyshatteredbrokenmschf

Part 24 Here!!!

[arcy-lethra]

Parloteando sobre wips touken que nunca terminaré (probablemente) mientras tengo una migraña, náuseas, dolor de garganta.

Alerta de nsfw en algún punto de la charla.

De solo leer el título acabo de recordar que Kaneki va a intentar conquistar a Touka a como dé lugar usando costumbres muy raras de los lobos. Va a rogarle, sí, definitivamente, como debe ser.

Kaneki no asistió a su primera cita, muy mal.

Recuerdo que estaba leyendo orgullo y prejuicio cuando empecé esto, las historias costumbristas solo hacen que quiera escribir sobre kaneki y touka viviendo en una pradera y sus trabajos del día a día (campesinos? herboristas? profesores de campo?). De hecho, cuando tenía 15 empecé algo así, pero creo que lo borré porque me parecía una tontería.

Y esto no creo que esté bien escrito, pero PERO puedo sentir el feeling (creo que no tiene sentido lo que acabo de decir), si tan solo no estuvieran con la mirada de todos encima. Y ese es solo el comienzo. Este es un: Kaneki cae primero, Touka más fuerte. Se supone que sucede en la boda, lo cual pasa en el segundo capítulo?? Claro, es un matrimonio arreglado, debe empezar por ahí.

OH, Touka ya tiene una mordida, la de su antiguo esposo, que era el primo de kaneki. Sí, un embrollo lo que hago. Un poco de negación, pero esos dos quieren besarse y prácticamente hundirse en la habitación más oscura para follar como conejos

Su smut gratis, porque todos deberíamos poder leer más smut touken en esta vida

No tiene orden, simplemente se me ocurren partes así y digo: podría servir. Nunca las termino. Creo que en algún lugar guardé uno donde se quedaban pegados, bruh, kaneki es un lobo, así es la anatomía, pero hasta aquí el parloteo. Sonó mi alarma.

[inufaiya]

Dia 6 del Kirbytobe_ Royality

La ceremonia para coronar Kirby príncipe de DreamLand, delante de todos sus aliados y amigos.

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Day 6 of Kirbytobe_ Royality

The ceremony to crown Kirby prince of DreamLand, in front of all of his allies and friends.

[anditwentlikethis]

Nova era, vamos a isso 💚

[lix-starshine7]

Lizzy con el pelo suelto?!?

[flan-tasma]

Hello

I resurfaced through the confines of the internet to say that I already saw the Natlan teaser, and I just want to clarify this:

DIOSMIO AND MY SEÑOR DE RANCHO, WHERE IS HE?! THE MAN WHO HAS A CIGAR FOR BREAKFAST AND OWNS MEDIA CIUDAD PELUCHE?!

I love Natlan very much. It is very beautiful and I hope there is somewhere you can get encebollado and a man offers you canelazo <3333

[elbiotipo]

Hay un montón de cosas biopunk geniales en la novela de Jurassic Park (esto ni habla del elefante pigmeo de John Hammond) que fueron dejadas de lado para las películas. Por eso, con críticas y todo, me encantó que Jurassic World Dominion tocó esa parte en vez de hacer otro escape de un zoológico.

(la traducción es un asco pero bueno)