#deluded

[di-42]

Chapter 3/5 of Deluded will be up tomorrow! Catch up on the first two chapters here.

Human AU, rated M.

Crowley has been sent to a blind date with Maggie's friend Aziraphale. But Crowley doesn't do dates, only one-night stands. He's done with feelings and stuff. So he delivers the little speech he has prepared to Aziraphale and they never see each other again.

HA!

Joking. We all know that's never going to happen, don't we?

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When I was finishing writing my season 3 fic, I promised myself that all I would write after that would be only human AUs with hardly any plot, and boy am I keeping that promise! Welcome to another story where all that happens is two people meeting, talking, thinking, falling in love and dealing with their own and each other's cluelessness. Enjoy!

omg it’s FAN FICTION FRIDAY

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[di-42]

Chapter 2/5 of my human AU, Deluded is up on Ao3. Rated M.

Crowley has been sent to a blind date with Maggie's friend Aziraphale. But Crowley doesn't do dates, only one-night stands. He's done with feelings and stuff. So he delivers the little speech he has prepared to Aziraphale and they never see each other again.

HA!

Joking. We all know that's never going to happen, don't we?

Read from chapter 1.

Reblogs are incredibly appreciated! ♥️

[starrynightsxo]

nobody:

literally nobody:

aaron "deluded af" warner: she shot me in the arm = she want me

[indigestibletruths]

Joe's true love is called Ja'marr Anthony Chase!!! He shares his genuine smile with few, and Chase is one of the privileged few. It's funny that unlike the narrative that some deluded people want to put as truth, always in records with other people, like friends, fans and other random people, Joe is always smiling openly, without seeming fake or forced🤔 I enjoy watching these idiots dive into their own illusions every day and be unmasked😈 every day woke culture is falling🎉🎉🎉🎉

[darkmeetslight]

You slit my wrists

And woe upon me

Animal instincts are hard to kill when you've chained yourself to this deranged reality.

[carlosvbme]

[bryqe]

it seems a girl cannot have a bad day without being interned into a psychiatric

[chickenstilldancing]

Ooops... I did it again BUT now tell if Deluded doesn't perfectly match Nanoka's early moodboard.

[howifeltabouthim]

In spite of this the driver was a staunch Conservative and voted for the very people he made fun of, not only because they were his bread and butter but because with all their faults they represented something that he himself was striving to attain.

L. P. Hartley, from The Hireling

[inmyhumours]

Can't relax? Don't worry. The heavens out over yonder can't either: they're always hurling stars and rocks and other faintly celestial things about in discomfort. Perhaps you should throw something too.

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[di-42]

Chapter 1/5 of my latest human AU, Deluded is now on Ao3. Rated M (perhaps overcautiously). It will be a relatively short one and I would love it if you wanted to check it out!

Summary:

Crowley has been sent to a blind date with Maggie's friend Aziraphale. But Crowley doesn't do dates, only one-night stands. He's done with feelings and stuff. So he delivers the little speech he has prepared to Aziraphale and they never see each other again.

HA!

Joking. We all know that's never going to happen, don't we?

[shattered-pieces]

if you're pro-russia, you're not pro-freedom, even if you pay lip service to it.

If you think russia is a free country or putin cares about freedom at all.... you either haven't looked closely at the situation, or you've been blinded by russian propaganda (sometimes masquerading as maga)

[doorlene]

one of my favorite headcanons is sirius and marlene feeding each others delusions when it comes to crushes

[faeluvshotmen]

me after having a crush on a nigga that i’ve been in an on and off situationship for the past two years and week after my ex dumped me

[hueningsspam]

when i catch myself crying imagining someone is proposing to me whilst blue spring plays in the background 😀😄😀

[voicesarerealpeople]

This weird lady is ridiculous

I wish I would have taken this weird bitcg more seriously because she is out of her damn Mind. She lies about me constantly. I can’t believe this shit. It’s like she’s living in a parallel universe and shit where im Satan and shit & she was out not minding her own business And got blown away into this dimension. Like someone she was irritating the shit out of in that universe bitch slapped her…