#deliousness

[binxwells]

Merry Crimbus everybody

[honeyandthunderstorms]

rec five fics with titles you particularly enjoy!

I've been tagged 3 times now so I feel it is only right to do this challenge lmao anywayssss tagged by these lovelies: @love-mariiii @formulaocean @starrwrrld 💗

where you go, I go by @ladysomething — the famous skyfall edit of charles’ sunset lap x max’s storm lap!!! need I say more? iconic of her to use this lyric as the fic title. also this might be a wip, but its my all time fav lestappen fic. I will suggest this fic to everyone bc its truly amazing.

right where you belong by @amarynas — right where you belong… in max’s arms, Charles. no, but seriously so cute and fluffy with a bunch of angst. Max and Charles deserve to be happy and they get that in this fic and the companion fic 👀

grapefruit mignonette by @slapshots on ao3 (idk if they have tumblr) — named after the food Max makes per suggestion by Charles. he later lists it in his menu “love notes” under “first sight” and my heart squeezed in my chest. also deliously filthy. need i say more? one of the first fics I read in this fandom and I still reread constantly when I want to get my dose of chef max hehe

frechheit by @additiva — I actually love fic titles in other languages and this word literally means cheekiness which Charles is the cheekiest mf alive in this fic. one of my fav fics and I highly suggest it bc AH slightly older max? they're both hissy bitches and I love them.

long live (the walls we crashed through) by @fabbyf1 — taylor swift lyric and one thing you might not know about me is that I fuck heavily with my girl tay tay. also this song is so f1 coded so there’s that. anyways, childhood friends to lovers anyone??? love the rewriting of the narrative. God knew they’d be too strong as friends and made them rivals instead. but this fic? this fic tells the story of them growing up as friends beautifully and how they fall in love.

my bookmarks page wouldn't work on ao3 so I had to go searching lmao anywaysssss no-pressure tags: @beensinning @sediciii @zettychez @qdverti 🫶🏼

[alucardsathomewife]

Hellsing Ultimate x Deliouse in Dungeons

No one asked, but I like both of the animes

[jugheadthelesbian]

hi hi hi!!! saw how you wrote for penelope and i RAN to your asks...im a liiiiiitle obsessed with her..

ANYWAY, can you please do a little blurb about penelope and reader on a date night and penelope getting the wrong order, but the people pleaser in her doesn't want to say anything, so reader does for her? sorry if this isnt specific enough (or if its too specific...im a yapper if u cant tell)

p.s. this came to mind when i was af a restaurant with my mom today and she had to basically order for me and also tell the waitress they gave me the wrong dish..😣

EEEE yes i can!! thank u lovely!

summary: tooth-rotting fluff of you being whipped for people pleaser Penelope

word count: 611

warnings: this is so sweet and fluffy that u might get a toothache!! ~

Penelope Garcia looks so beautiful, across from you in a pretty pink dress and her hair up in an elaborate bun, smiling at you, her lips a lovely shade of red. The two of you are out for dinner at a fancy Italian resturant for a little after work Friday night date. You smile back at her over your glass of wine. “You’re so beautiful, I love that dress on you, baby.” You tell her, holding her hand on the table between the two of you. She blushes, shaking her head and smiling down to her lap. 

“Thank you for saying that.” She looks up at you, gushing. You are taken away by her beauty, the way her eyes crinkle at the corners when she smiles. She bites her lip, ready to say something else when the waiter approaches with your food. You give him a polite smile, watching with excitement as he puts down your plates of deliousness. Penelope’s eyes widen in excitement at her chicken alfredo tortellini, then her face falls. You dig into your food immeadiately, but notice your girlfriend’s sudden silence. You look up from your plate and meet her eyes.

You furrow your eyebrows at her troubled expression. “What’s up, buttercup?” You tease, in an attempt to lighten the mood. She shakes her head at you, training her eyes down to her plate with a pout. “Is it something with your food?” You ask softly, looking at her plate. Immeadiatly, you know what’s upset her. She asked for no tomatos in her pasta, but there are tons of little cherry tomatos mixed in with her food. “Here, do you want to ask him to take it back?” You suggest, eager to have her smiling and happy again.

She shakes her head, forcing a smile. “No, no! It’s okay, I can just… pick them out. It’s fine,” She lifts her fork, trying to hide her disappointment at the mishap, but she’s still bummed about it. “I just don’t want to bother him.” She mummers, chewing on the inside of her cheek as she continues to pick them out, glancing over to where your waiter is taking the order of another table a few feet away. 

You take a few bites of your own food, watching her attempt at taking the dozens of tomatoes out. Scowling, you look to see where your waiter has gone and find him walking back towards your direction. You stand up. “I’ll be right back, give me one second.” You tell Penelope, kissing the crown of her head as you pass her. You catch up to your waiter, getting his attention. “Hey! My girlfriend asked for no tomatoes in her pasta, can you see if maybe we can get another dish of the chicken alfredo tortellini without tomatoes in it?” You ask politely and he agrees, telling you that he will be right back with that. 

Satisfied, you go back to your table to a still dejected Penelope, who has given up on her mission to remove the tomatoes. “He should be back with your food soon.” You tell her, squeezing her arm gently as you sit back in your chair. She opens her mouth to protest and you hold your hand up. “Too late, I already asked him.” 

“Thank you so much!!” She says and her smile tells you that she’s back to your sunshine girlfriend. Her glowy happiness is worth the anxiety of asking for the correct meal and you’re very glad when she can’t stop smiling while eating once the waiter comes back. You make sure to tip good, again a small price in comparison to your girl’s infectious laughter.

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thank u for the request friend!! if u like my writing, check out my pinned post and leave a request or check out my ao3 ☺️✨

[starry-eyed-extraterrestrial]

How would Dracula mick find a soulmate

Anon! I've been thinking about this for a while and it makes me think of a poly!Crue soulmate AU, something that I've always had mulling about in my head but never really wrote. I might have a short tidbit in my draft's somewhere but nothing substantial. 

Throwing in the vampire element however makes this far more interesting.

Warning poly!Crue below the cut, if your not comfortable with that then I'm so sorry then you can totally request I reanswer your qeustion to your liking :)

Like just spitballing here but Mick has been alive for generations and not once has he been given a soulmate.

He goes years and years thinking that he just isn't a creature meant to be loved and then one day in the 80s he wakes up to the most fantastic set of scents he's ever smelled in LA. It takes him a while to figure out what the smell is and where it came from but when he does he's in shock. This meant that he finally didn't have to be alone anymore. Somebody was going to love him.

And luckily for Mick being a vampire made his job of seeking out his soulmates a far easier job then it would make it for a human. Vampires can track down a human for miles with only a single whiff of their scent, unlike humans who couldn't smell their soulmates scent at all.

Being the hermit vampire he is however he doesn't really know what's considered socially acceptable anymore (he hasn't really been outside of the house in decades, except for when he goes to the music store or …to hunt) so when night falls he sniffs out where his mates are and it leads him to a shitty apartment in LA where he lays eyes on the people that the smell is leading him to and he turns into a bat and spies on them through the window through their (very dirty) balcony.

He's immediately inthraweld by the boy sitting behind the drums boundless energy that he could practically taste, by the base players gorgeously damaged aura and the blonds siren like vocals and deliously confidant energy. These were his mates.

And they where absolutely perfect.

The guitar player however is no good at all, and to top it all off his disgusting scent is mixing with the lovely scents of his mates, and he was lucky he was a bat right now otherwise the audible snarl that came out of him would have given him away.

So Mick desides to to remedy that. He couldn't have his talented mates playing with such a dud of a guitarist afterall. The band is confused as to why their guitarist has suddenly gone missing the next week and why nobody can get in touch with him.

Mick is convenientally there at the Roxy the next night, “desperately in need of a band”, and who has taken a very keen interest in Nikki Sixx’s new band project which everyone at the club finds...odd, as Nikki has a reputation for being a terrible bandmate.

Luckily his mates don't seem to find this strange at all and dig his weird, creepy vibe alot and after hearing him play they hire him on the spot. How wonderfully convenient, he's so glad their old guitarist just "suddenly disappeared", tragic what happened to him though, with the animal attack and all...

Oh well, the band is much better with Mick in the lineup and his bandmates seem to agree.

Now all he has to do is explain to them why he can't do daytime gigs without raising suspicion. He doesn't like to lie to his mates but until he can safely (and consequently) turn them, he can't tell them his deal quite yet. 

[steelbluehome]

Indie Wire

‘A Different Man’ Was the Film Everyone at Sundance Wanted to Talk About but Didn’t Know How

Writer/director Aaron Schimberg and actor Adam Pearson discuss how the language surrounding disabilities shouldn’t become a conversation-stopper.

By Chris O'Falt

October 4, 2024

When A24 premiered the darkly humorous and twisted “A Different Man” at the Eccles Theater at the Sundance Film Festival, it quickly became one of the buzziest films at the festival. But many were confronted with the fact they didn’t have the language — or the quote-unquote right language — to discuss the disability at the plot’s heart. At one point, star Sebastian Stan had to politely correct one person who used an unaccepted term in their question.

In the film, Stan plays Edward, an aspiring actor born with (although it is never specified) neurofibromatosis, or NF1, a genetic condition in which non-cancerous tumors grow in the nervous system, causing bumps and discolorated patches on the skin. Stan dons prosthetic makeup for the first half of the movie before his character undergoes an experimental (and entirely fictional) facial reconstructive surgery.

“It’s a question that even I struggle with. I have a cleft palate, and in terms of talking about myself, I struggle with the language,” said writer/director Aaron Schimberg while on IndieWire’s Toolkit podcast. “When I was growing up, I considered myself deformed. Later, I changed that to disfigured, and that’s sort of where I’ve landed if I talk about myself; I say I’m disfigured. But I understand that this is not a perfect description, and I would feel uncomfortable using that term about anybody else.”

Schimberg does switch his language when discussing Stan’s character and actor Adam Pearson, who also starred in his first film, “Chained for Life,” and plays Stan’s nemesis in the second half of “A Different Man.” The charming character played by Pearson, who was born with NF1, forces Edward (now going by the name of Guy) to confront what he’s lost post-surgery, including his dream acting role, as the film descends into a deliously pitch-black comedy about identity. When discussing Pearson or the character Edward, Schimberg uses the term “facial difference,” which is also the language A24 suggested in its guide to press on how to navigate talking about “A Different Man.”

“Facial difference is certainly the most politically correct term. That’s the term that is the safest, but to me, it feels a little bit academic,” said Schimberg.

The more accepted “facial difference” doesn’t 100 percent sit right with Schimberg. Beyond the academic nature, aren’t all our faces different? Isn’t that visually the easiest way we tell ourselves apart from one another, regardless of a genetic condition or disability? Pearson, a disability activist, worries well-intentioned people who come to the film, and subsequent conversations, with an open heart feel discouraged from talking about it.

“I think language is a minefield now,” said Pearson. “We’ve gotten to a point where language is becoming quite counterproductive. That people feel like they can’t talk about it for fear of saying the wrong thing. And, you know, people don’t know what they don’t know. And so I want to get to a point where people can talk about this film in a way that’s meaningful. And, if they do get it wrong, get lovingly and patiently corrected so that they can learn to get it right.”

A24’s press guide adopted the APA (American Psychological Association) Style, which calls for language to “put people first, not their disabilityˮ and to “not label people by their disability.ˮ It also recommends the phrases “a person with a disfigurementˮ or “facial differenceˮ but notes some groups also use “visible differenceˮ or “altered appearance.ˮ Pearson agrees with this but quickly added that not having the correct language should never be a reason to avoid the conversation.

“I did get that live at Sundance — everyone’s up for a conversation, but there was a nervous energy to all the conversations,” said Pearson. “But again, that’s part of the film, how we push through that discomfort and nervous energy to get to an end resolution. And I would always encourage people to have the conversation. You’ve got to get it wrong to learn how to get it right, as with anything in life.”

That people would avoid talking about the film is Schimberg’s worst nightmare — and an experience he’s not unfamiliar with.

“When I made my last film, ‘Chained for Life,’ which also deals with this subject, I sort of felt that this difficulty in discussing this subject in some ways marginalized the film,” said Schimberg. After the film failed to find an audience despite a positive critical response, he told his wife he would never tackle the subject matter again because it was box office poison.

“But I’m stubborn, and after a while, I thought, I’ve got to find a way to make this commercial in some way to get it right, as with anything in life.”

[florbexter]

i am on a tay tawan/3 will be free reblogging spree but seeing all these semantic error posts you are putting so deliously on my dash i don't think i can withstand <3 (how amazing is choi yuna, still trying to emulate this outfit)

She is the blueprint *_*

[alucardsathomewife]

Hellsing Ultimate x Deliouse in Dungeons

If Integra played dnd, they would so at least play as an elf or something simple

[belauriette]

[pensacoladreamliving-blog]

I am the only one who loves the sizzling sound of food when you take it out the oven? . . #sizzle #foodporn #acornsquash #deliousness #ketofriendly #ketolifestyle #ketofood https://www.instagram.com/p/BoKqw3AjELH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13b6hcu05jfui

[juliaanoia]

Nay, thank thee, I shan't live deliously.

starting a compilation of my favorite "no thank you" buttons from when they want you to subscribe so bad

[energywithshayrizzo]

Thank you for this wonderful meal babe. You did good! Delicious 😋! #deliousness #homemade #expandingasacouple #growingtogether #rizzoed (at Amazing Fairy Garden) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAHEAelDaw9/?igshid=107ek3fkp3k7x

[howardtracie99-blog]

Garlic&onions,beef flavored meat balls poured over a bed of white rice 🍚and gravy . . . . #meatballs #beefmeatballs #dinner #dinnertime🍴 #instafood #deliousness #deliousfood #ricelove #beefandrice #foodidea #foodshares #beefandricebowl #meatballlove #beeflove #yumyumfoods #foodie #foodieshare #instadelious https://www.instagram.com/p/Bd1EWkaB9r_/?igshid=t0ynjukf15aa

[thebaldstrawberry]

This is a good one! Always sift your cocoa before before adding to mixes! #happy #thursday #cocoa #recipes #whatsyourfavorite #organic #nongmo #itsathing #glutenfree #dairyfree #eggfree #nutfreeoptions #vegantreats #freesamples #floridaspacecoast #discoverbrevard #melbourne #indiantic #beachday #deliousness https://www.instagram.com/p/B2UIeCvJcis/?igshid=1ecww8xa4k30b

[cerridwen007]

Yall this is hands down one of the best dbf!Joel fic series i've read. It's deliously good and impossible to not enjoy.

cowboy like me | masterlist

dbf!joel miller x f!reader | ao3

DISCLAIMER: please read all chapter content warnings before reading!!! this series features adult content (18+)

back home in austin after five years away, you’re looking for something to do with your summer. what you don’t expect, is to find that something in the form of joel miller. quietly charming, ruggedly handsome, flannel-donned joel. you know. your dad’s best friend.

main series

chapter 1: greetings from austin, tx you return to austin after graduating to find everything as it always was. well, most things…

chapter 2: shameless an innocent slip of the tongue leads to some very interesting preparations for the neighborhood barbecue

chapter 3: grilled joel knows he shouldn’t be looking at you the way he is, but you look so pretty on your knees; how can he say no?

chapter 4: moneyball when joel double-books you and your dad, you decide to teach him a lesson

chapter 5: welcome home joel requests your help to decorate his house for sarah’s return…and a few other things, too

chapter 6: company joel and his hands help you feel better after an argument with your dad

chapter 7: bloodstream you’re on your period and want attention, kisses, and pain medicine from joel. that’s all

chapter 8: lend me some sugar joel throws a homecoming garden party for sarah – and decides to make it one to remember

chapter 9: checkmate joel steals you away during a family meal to give you a telling off…in the form of a quickie

chapter 10: ride it, cowgirl joel picks you up from a girls’ night. you’ve plans for when you get home

chapter 11: illicit affairs your relationship with joel is getting harder and harder to hide, especially when a surprise visit from your dad threatens to spoil your romantic weekend

✨ chapter 12: hits different ✨ still reeling from your fight with joel, you seek out an effective way to deal with it: a night of sambuca shots and no second thoughts

chapter 12.5: coming soon! 🤫 preview: walk a mile in joel miller’s shoes. see if you’d do anything different.

drabbles

➵ reader drags joel to the eras tour ➵ sex tape [prelude to chapter 11...] ➵ books joel would be into ➵ slow dancing in the kitchen ➵ joel calming reader down from a nightmare

[ohsnapletseat]

Omgggg I miss my molcajete at @elportonrestaurants 😍😍😍 so many delicious ingredients! #molcajete #steak #chicken #onions #mexican #cactus #jalapeno #pineapple #scallions #spicy #food #foodporn #yum #yummy #delish #delicious #deliousness #deliciousfood #mexicanfood #foodie #food #foodstagram #foodiegram #scallions #yummyinmytummy #foodlover #foodlover #mexicanfood #mexicanfoodporn #spicylovers #spice #nom #mexicanonions (at El Porton Duluth Station) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtG6oANg4zf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1cxk3jsfxbmc6