#definitely something weird and hormonal going on rn

[cookinguptales]

that said, as much as I've been struggling the past 48 hours or so, I have to admit that it has felt a little clarifying.

I've been playing the hell out of stardew valley, like I always do when I'm struggling with my PMDD, because the calming repetitive movements and bite-sized tasks (which induce the illusion of productivity) make it much easier to calm my mind and like...

I keep thinking "wouldn't it be nice to make something that soothes...?"

I felt a little embarrassed last night when I was writing about how I realized that AITNISTS would have meant the world to me when I was a queer, disabled teen feeling very broken and unlovable, and how now it almost feels like I'm writing bedtime stories for a ghost.

but... I think to some degree, that's nice, too... if I'm writing what soothes me, maybe it'll soothe someone else, too. making art that soothes people that feel broken... I think that would be nice. or... kind, at least. maybe.

it's something to aspire to, at least.

like sometimes I do feel this weird need to make something beautiful or complex or important but I guess "important" can mean a lot of different things, and so can "beautiful"...

I'm obviously never going to win any kind of literary prize with monsterfucking hurt/comfort but like. idk. maybe it's enough to write the kind of book that would have made me feel like I was capable of being loved and wanted when I was a kid.

especially if it helps anyone else now...

idk. it's a nice thought, at the very least.

[vampwritesstuff]

TMNT Brothers when Reader is on her Period

I’m totally not writing this because I’m on mine rn 💀 Also, I’ve got a few requests and I swear I will work on them! I jst have a motivation issue and it sucks, but if you would like to see more of my work you can checkout my Multi-Fandom Masterlist ! (I swear I’ll attempt to make a masterlist for each fandom separately, but we’ll see if I can actually do it lol)

Type: Headcannons

Request?: not a request

TMNT Version: Unspecified, fits for most versions

CW: obviously, mentions of blood and talk of female bodily functions, reader is AFAB

LEO

Man, this guy is oblivious as hell, he doesn’t realize you’re on your period until he sees you in the lair with a heating pad on your abdomen.

Then he feels stupid because it was so obvious you had started.

He thinks he should’ve known as soon as you started becoming more emotional.

Will 100% get you any craving you want, within reason. He’s not gonna let you eat something that’s gonna upset your stomach later.

Is down to just cuddle and watch TV together.

Doesn’t care how much his brothers tease him, he’ll be constantly worried about you.

“Do you guys think she’s alright without me there?” *insert a collective “SHUT UP LEO”*

He knows that your cramps can get crazy bad, but you guys figured out that if he laid his head on your abdomen, the pain was somewhat relieved.

Low key gets sad when you get annoyed with him, he knows you don’t mean to and it’s just the hormones, but he still manages to feel like a kicked puppy when it happens.

RAPH

Doesn’t act like he notices, but he does.

He notices hardcore.

He notices the way you’re walking to the kitchen so sluggishly, with a hand on your abdomen and your face scrunched into a look of discomfort at every movement.

He notices the weird period cravings and actually makes an effort to memorize the ones you like so that he can get more for you.

You get a lot more moody on your period so you’re constantly sassing Raph and he has to remind himself that it’s just your hormones talking.

Secretly restocks your dwindling stash of chocolate.

You don’t notice it though until you catch him in the act.

Acts like doesn’t know what you are talking about and claims he’s only replacing some because he ate a few bars.

You definitely know that’s not the case, but you don’t say anything about it.

He’ll hand you a bottle of ibuprofen/advil/midol etc. when he notices the cramps get debilitating. (Literally me)

Acts annoyed when you ask him to carry you around cause you can’t move from your cramps.

He secretly loves it though cause he can hold you and show off his strength.

MIKEY

Innocent boy doesn’t even know what a period is, was hella embarrassed when you explained it to him.

“YOUR BODY DOES WHAT?” someone help this poor boy.

He’s stunned at learning that your period can last up to a week or even longer.

“How do you bleed for that long and not die and it happens every month?!” Has gained hella respect for you.

He probably tried one of those period cramp simulators and it was horrible, Raph made fun of him for a while before you forced Raph and the other brothers to try it too.

They shut their mouths after that, and now Mikey gets to mock Raph’s squeals.

Willingly tries your period cravings, no matter how weird, and he’s ended up liking most of them.

You don’t even have to ask him to cuddle with you, he just does it because he feels so bad that you have to deal with this every month.

Mikey is very empathetic and in tune with your emotional state during your period, cause he’s an emotional boy too.

DONNIE

Only figured out that you were on your period when he made a joke about it.

“Ignore her, it’s probably just her time of the month.” “Actually, it is.” “HUH?”

Bro was so embarrassed and his brothers wouldn’t let him live it down.

He willingly, without you asking, will go buy you feminine products as a sort of apology. (Does that even count as one? He doesn’t know but at least he’s trying?)

Does research on what happens to the female body during menstruation in hopes of providing you some support.

Doesn’t touch his computer for weeks afterwards.

He’s easily flustered, he can’t help it!

Understands that you know your body better than he does, so he doesn’t really try to intervene with what you normally do during this time of month.

Gives you as much space as you want, but is ready to cuddle and watch pirated movies on his laptop as soon as you ask to.

Gets really happy when he sees you using the microwaveable lavender scented rice stuffed animal he got for you (if ykyk)

[princehendir]

Do you want to elaborate about the alice postpartum post 👉👈

Yeah actually. I kinda do!

[cw: mental health issues, emotional abuse, some gaslighting, implied reproductive coercion. Probably some other stuff.]

So. Alice spends most of Shaun's baby-hood feeling like he's Not Real, though she's not really able to articulate what exactly she means by that, as well being kind of generally aware that it's not true, despite the fact that it feels really really true. That's not a real baby, and if it is a real baby it's definitely not her baby. Which she knows isn't rational but can't quite shake.

She also off-and-on feels like she's Not Real, other people Aren't Real, the world isn't Real, etc. which she was already having a problem with during the pregnancy but it got worse after the birth. Lots of depersonalization/derealization issues. Some of it is definitely the hormones but the emotional manipulator husband who Gently Encouraged her to keep a baby she wasn't 100% sure about (among other things) definitely also contributed.

The pregnancy went very well physically though, despite her emotional/mental issues. And the fact that Nate keeps using the term "easy pregnancy" (we're so lucky!) is slowly turning her evil.

She also gets increasingly paranoid about Codsworth the longer he's in the house. Really convinced that he's Up To Something and either talking to the police about her or spying on her for Nate, who she thinks might have bought him for specifically that reason (it's unclear how plausible this actually is).

Paranoid in general also, after the birth. Like, is worried that the neighbors Know Things about her, that the police are coming any minute, that sort of thing. And unfortunately a lot of her paranoia isn't fully without basis. She & Nate are very much living under stolen identities because they have warrants out. And Nate is kind of getting too into/overselling his whole "I'm a veteran" thing (he's not, to be clear) and there's genuine reason to worry that he might get cocky and blow their cover. So this is the stuff that's hardest for her to manage while she's trying to get her stuff together enough to get out.

(If I never mentioned this, part of her whole deal is that the day the bombs dropped was also the day she was planning on leaving him and starting over on the west coast. Like she had this whole thing worked out where she was going to slip out while he was giving his little speech at the Veterans Hall (which again, insane & ill-advised thing to do given that he's not actually a veteran and living under a stolen identity, but we don't need to go into all that rn) and get in her car and just start driving. Shaun was not actually part of this plan until like two days before, when she decided that it felt morally weird to her to abandon a baby even if it still didn't really feel like Her Baby.)

(The paranoia actually ends up fucking this plan up for her. She freaks herself out and tries to leave early because she thinks Nate's onto her (he isn't) and then he catches her packing a bag and finally figures out what's going on. They're actively fighting in the nursery and he's trying to prevent her from leaving when the news alert comes on about the bombs. In a weird irony, the war starting when it did was kind of lucky for her, because we were hitting "this is about to escalate, worried neighbors are calling 911" around that point and I'm not really sure what would've happened otherwise.)

Also, on the subject of Nate, she does start to think about killing him a lot. Which, to be fair, she also thinks about when she's more lucid (normal side effect of Nate exposure imo) but for a while there it definitely falls more on the "violent intrusive thoughts/violent impulses" end of the scale than the "morally bad but rational murder fantasy" one. This is actually what spurs her into working on an exit plan, it was either leaving or murder, and one of those is slightly easier to get away with.

She's doing a lot better during the main part of fo4, which is nice. But the fact that she was unwell & not really able to bond with Shaun when he was a baby really contributes to a lot of how she handles the main plotline. She doesn't feel as strongly about what happened as she thinks* she should, and she's not really sure what to do about that. Lying about how much she misses her baby feels wrong, but being honest feels a lot worse.

*thinks that other people think?

[ohhoneato]

Bestie and I have been debating whether or not I'm just ADHD or also Autistic lately, because a lot of the stuff we've noticed I do is completely interchangeable (one of the many curses of them both).

But I noticed something. I'm pretty sure we're both Autistic.

1. Because it literally runs in my family, both my parents are high functioning my brother is high functioning and my nephew is low functioning.

2. I mask. All the time. And my mask is slowly starting to fall as I spend less and less time around people. When I greeted people, I used to look them in the eye no matter what. Now it's a gamble on whether or not I hear them, and forget about eye contact, I've always hated that. I've stopped being as empathetic as I used to be, or my brain gives me crazy weird excuses why I shouldn't empathize with someone and i just say, yeah all right. Social interaction is one of my least favorite things and I've been semi-isolating myself other than the people I want around me and it's been kinda nice.

3. Sensory. Issues. Both of us have them severely. I can't stay in places that are too loud without ear plugs and neither can she. Both of us can't stand certain noises, being touched in certain places when we're feeling overwhelmed or even at all will make either of us angry. I can't stand perfume and cologne stores, candle stores, etc. When I'm overwhelmed, the smell of food will either immediately send me into a state of calm or make me want to throw up. There is no in between.

Anyways, we aren't diagnosed. Bestie comes from a family that still believes Autism is caused by vaccines (I love them anyways, it's something I can look past cause they don't act on it like, at all. Her family has loved me more than mine ever has, even with all our differences in opinion.) And I just haven't had the money to be diagnosed with anything at all. I'd like to get diagnosed and medicated for the ADHD at least, but I also don't know any places to do it and it's so hard to trust doctors now a days.

I'm definitely overweight, I'm just so scared someone is going to say it's all in my head (which is literally what mental illness is) or that I just need to lose weight and I'll be all better... I just don't know how to do this. But I need some kind of meds for it, I can barely function on a daily basis. I also have severe depression that keeps just, popping back up at random times (I used to think it was hormone imbalance cause it matched up with my period, but now it's not even doing that), anxiety that hits me at random times, and I just, can't get past my executive disfunction.

If anyone has any advice at all, or any way to help with this. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place and I feel like I've tried everything except meds. I'm living in the DFW area rn (Dallas/Fort Worth for those who don't live in America or Texas) and would appreciate some doctor/ psychiatrist recommendations, or whoever diagnoses mental illnesses and can prescribe proper meds for it.

I also want to ask for donations, as always ya'll can find me on Cashapp at: $beanthestring

I just need enough to go to a doctor at this point. I can't live like this.

[1d1195]

STOMACH ISSUES?! bestie WE ARE THE SAME! I sadly have stomach problems too lol But Im glad that it wasn't anything too serious and that you feel better! Let's hope you won't get sick because it's already a bit tragic with the period lol oh don't even get me started on allergies!

I may have a controversial opinion but I feel like we should bring back skinny jeans!! of course people are allowed to wear whatever they want and it shouldn't matter if it's it trendy but I kinda miss seeing it more lol What sports did you play? I don't think you've mentioned that before but if you did im sorry! But it sucks that you did have some form of damage :( But wedges are cute! they are definitely more comfortable! I feel the same way about platform shoes/heels like idk something about it makes me feel so GOOD! If i could even wear a cute little mary jane heel everyday I would be happy lol But i can't do that due to walking way too much and I REFUSE to use an electric scooter on campus lol

Being a dentist is wild bc i could not do what they do 😭

My TA is still hot lol Didn't see him as much this week because our classes were cancelled due to the professor being out of town :( But ugh Sam he's so attractive like he's just existing and walking around lecture when we have to talk in groups and he just looks so 😵‍💫 My friend in that class pointed out that he has a nice nose which i once again DIDNT EVEN NOTICE 😭 so theres more evidence for my nose thing apparently 😔

YES TO SHOPPING!!!! Enjoy your weekend my love, you deserve it and more💗 I love you!-💜

SO I spent $180 and saved $130 which is honestly not that great in my opinion but could have been worse. I once got a pair of American Eagle jeans for $0.01 and I’ve been trying to achieve that high ever since.

I don’t have horrible stomach issues fortunately (my sister took that on for me thankfully 😅) I’m more of a headache girly lol. Every day at 3pm like clockwork. Is it head trauma or from teaching teens all day?? We’ll never know (it’s teaching). But my stomach is very sensitive sometimes (I think it’s hormones). Speaking of, no illness it’s just my period rn right on cue, first day of break ✌🏻

Omg please I hope they come back around I’m not exactly a petite lady so I can’t with the flare/boot cut jeans. They make me look so rectangular (more than I already am), short, and frumpy that’s why I like skinny jeans so much 😂

I love shoes I don’t even care what kind they’re so fun and I think they can pull a whole outfit together. It’s def wedge season now so I’m very excited about that. When I was a child I rocked a tutu and patent leather and Mary Jane’s for about a whole year of my life. It was the last time I wore them and I think cute little Mary Jane’s would be so fun for me now (but seem a little wintry so I’ll wait till the fall) ☺️ I love that for you and don’t blame you at all. There will be time when you get your career and you can wear Mary Jane’s everyday! I can’t imagine the electric scooter I would cry 🤣 I miss that most about college: all the walking. It was so nice (except in the snow/rain) but when it was nice it was cool everything was close by and walkable (I grew up in a rural-ish area so you had to drive to get anywhere).

I wasn’t full blown tomboy but my dad instilled Boston sports in my blood. I played soccer, softball, and volleyball for major periods of time in my life. Soccer was my favorite but ruined my ankles :( I loved fielding but hated batting in softball. Volleyball was by far the most fun but I wasn’t very good. I enjoyed back row. I love watching most sports 💕 I can cheer on any team the bar has a consensus of rooting for when I go out 🤣

I’m dying about the nose. But I love that for you 💕 I hope you get to see him more in the coming week. I think I would swoon if he walked by me during class being attractive AND smart. I used to be a TA actually. I don’t think any of them thought I was hot but to be fair who would ever like the weird math nerd 😂 I used to make them review sheets with math puns (Sum-things to Know was how I reviewed the chapter on summations)

I LOVE YOU

Xoxo

[marvxlousqueen]

Warren Worthington- Laundry

word count: 1.8K

warnings: really soft smut like just sweet smut, no condom whoops, cussing, also! not proofread lmao

A/N: so i have two requests rn but i’m having a hard time writing them bc i don’t feel inspired but ! i’m inspired for this so let’s get it folks

also this is like a modern college!warren au 

Finals week. Commonly referred to as hell week, which is a perfect description for it. College was hard enough without taking long, difficult exams. (Y/n) had been going through a quizlet for her macroeconomics class for the last 2 hours. She could feel her brain start to go numb. If she had to go over monetary policy one more time, she was going to literally punch herself in the face. She shifted in her desk chair, trying not to wake her dorm mate. (Y/n) grabbed her phone, going to check her notifications, but stopped herself when she saw the time. 

“2 am, holy shit.” 

(Y/n) didn’t want to pull an all nighter, knowing it would just make her feel like shit the next day. She figured she deserved sleep (if she was able to get any). After closing her laptop, she slowly creeped over to her bed.

“Damn it.”

Her dirty laundry was in a pile in front of her bed. She was supposed to do it earlier and study at the student laundry mat, but all the machines were taken. (Y/n) thought about her options, deciding that since she had just drank a red bull an hour ago and wouldn’t be able to sleep, she might as well throw her laundry in the wash instead of just laying in bed overthinking. She figured she could go over her biology notes as her clothes washed, giving her a break from economics. 

She quietly threw her laundry in her basket, placing her bio notebook on top. (Y/n) tiptoed out of the room, heading left to the student laundry mat. The dorms were extremely quiet. Everyone was probably either cramming for exams or passed out already. 

(Y/n) reached the laundry room that was at the end of the hall, but hesitated in walking in. She noticed a person sitting on top of one of the machines, but with her eyes still adjusting to the bright florescent lights she couldn’t tell who. 

“Oh, hey (Y/n).”

She squinted to see the figure as she stepped into the room.

“Warren?”

Him and (Y/n) were somewhat close, having shared a class their sophomore year of college. She had always found him cute, especially early sophomore year, but now he had grown into himself more- he was a straight up hottie. She saw him more frequently now because he had taking the position of RA for their dorm hall. They never spoke too much, just exchanged smiles and the occasional small talk. 

Warren hummed, looking back down at his textbook. 

(Y/n) lugged her laundry basket on top of one of the machines, filling it with quarters before turning back to face Warren.

“Why are you in here at 2 am?” 

“Why are you?”

“I asked you first.”

He let out a sigh, “Just couldn’t sleep. Figured I’d get some chores done and some studying in. Was going pretty well too before someone distracted me.”

(Y/n) laughed, “Distracting? I’m not that loud, but fine I’ll be quiet.”

“It’s not you talking, it’s your clothes.”

“Huh?”

(Y/n) looked down. All she was wearing was a big t-shirt over a pair of underwear, her feet clad in fuzzy socks.

“That’s against dress code, you know.”

(Y/n) could hear the smirk in his voice. She turned back around, loading her laundry into the washing machine. “Oh shut up, Mr. RA. And if you’re distracted, close your eyes.”

“Why would I want to do that?”

(Y/n) rolled her eyes and even though Warren couldn’t see her, it’s like he could feel her annoyance. 

“Oh, fuck me,” (Y/n) mumbled to herself.

“Gladly.”

She slammed her hand down on the washer, “Shut it! Why are you so horny right now? I’ve never seen you act like this.”

“Must be all the sleep deprivation. Really gets the hormones pumping. But no, really, what’s wrong?”

He hopped off his machine, checking the time and seeing it only had another 5 minutes before it needed to dry. He walked towards (Y/n), trying to keep his eyes from scanning her bare legs and looking creepy.

“I didn’t bring my detergent. Fuck me.”

“You can use mine!”

Warren happily ran to his basket, grabbing two big bottles, excited to be able to help her. 

“Here.”

“Fabric softener?” (Y/n) tried to hold in a laugh.

“What? It makes my clothes feel nice!”

“You’re such a softie!”

“Shut it!”

“Nope! If you get to make sex jokes, I get to bully you for being a softie.”

Warren groaned, hopping up on the machine next to (Y/n), leaving his textbook abandoned on the other side of the room. 

“It’s cute, seriously. Wanting soft clothes and all.”

He rolled his eyes, but wasn’t able to keep a smile from forming on his face after she indirectly called him cute.

“But, no, thank you. For the detergent and softener.” 

Warren hummed in response, watching (Y/n) add detergent and softener. Somehow she seemed to beautiful even under the bright laundry room lights at two in the morning. 

(Y/n) started the machine and shut the top of the washer, hopping up on it. She scooted closer to Warren, her legs dangling off the washer. 

“So...”

“So?”

He turned towards her, waiting for her to continue. 

“So-”

(Y/n) was interrupted by the buzzing of Warren’s machine. He hopped off, going to toss them into a dryer. (Y/n) followed him across the room. Warren opened the washer top and started loading the clothes into a dryer. (Y/n) grabbed some clothes, wanting to help. 

“Nice boxers.”

Warren spun away from the dryer, turning to face her.

“What? Put those down!”

“Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles huh?”

Warren snatched them from her hand, “Don’t touch my underwear! That’s- that’s weird.”

“Says the boy who has made at least three sex jokes since I got in here.”

Warren rolled his eyes, focused on digging quarters out of his laundry basket for the dryer. 

“I liked them though. Pretty cute.”

He let out a scoff, “Sure, cartoon underwear is so cute.”

“Yeah, would look even cuter on my bedroom floor though.”

Warren whipped his head to look back at her. She was sitting up on the washer he had just used, absentmindedly flipping through his textbook.

“Did- did you just make a sex joke?”

“Did you like it?”

Warren turned back to the dryer, finishing with his quarters, “Not at all.”

“Fuck you.”

“Please do.”

“Damn it! You’re good at that.”

“That’s what she said.”

(Y/n) lightly kicked Warren in response to his never ending sexual humor. He patted her leg, making her scooch over so he could squeeze in next to her. 

“So statistics huh?” 

Warren patted his textbook cover with his other hand, “Yup.”

“Gross.”

“Yup.” 

A moment of silence passed, Warren’s hand still resting on her thigh. 

“S-so, what did you want to say earlier?”

(Y/n) looked away from his hand, “What? When?”

“Over there,” he pointed lazily towards her machine.

“Oh! I, um, I just wanted to say you got taller. Since last year, you know?”

Warren laughed, eyes on her face. “Thanks.”

“You look good, Warren! Serious glow up.”

“So I was ugly last year?”

“What?,” (Y/n)’s eyes widened, “no! Not at all! You were different though.”

“Bad different I’m guessing.”

She shoved his shoulder, “Shut up! Good different. You were cuter, now you’re-”

“I’m what?”

(Y/n)’s tongue darted out to wet her dry lips, “Hot. I mean- you know, uh, hotter? You always looked good. But now you’re like- whew! You know?”

Warren’s eyebrows were raised in amusement, not used to seeing (Y/n) so flustered. It felt refreshing, like they were finally escaping the stress of school and just having fun again.

“You’re hotter too. Still hot last year, but like- whew!”

“Fuck you, okay. Don’t mock me.”

He poked her ribs, “I’m serious! You look great.”

(Y/n) rolled her eyes, trying to hold back her smile. 

“(Y/n),” Warren whispered, scooting closer to her, “C-can I kiss you?”

Instead of responding, (Y/n) smashed her lips into his, desperate for him. Warren’s hand moved from her thigh to cup her jaw, making her slow down. He wanted to savor this moment with her. 

The kiss became softer and lighter. Butterflies were going off in Warren’s stomach as she pulled herself onto his lap, accidentally shoving his basket off in the process. The loud bang made them pull apart.

“Fuck! Sorry! I was trying to be sexy and get on top, but-”

 “It’s okay.”

Warren shut her up by kissing her once more, slightly more feverish this time. His hands slipped under her shirt, slowly climbing higher. (Y/n) stopped to pull the shirt over her head. 

Warren’s jaw dropped when he noticed she wasn’t wearing anything underneath.

“I- um, wow-”

(Y/n)’s lips moved to his neck while her fingers began to slip behind the waist band of his sweatpants. She slowly tugged them off, leaving them hanging around his ankles. 

(Y/n) began to palm his obvious erection, her mouth sucking a mark onto his neck.

“Hey, (Y/n)?”

She pulled away, retracting her hands from his boxers, “Y-yeah, are you okay? Oh boy-”

Warren grabbed her hands, holding them between his, “I’m fine! Great actually, really really great. I just- I really want to say I actually like you. Like feelings- not just this. And yeah I want to do this too, but I would also want something to happen with feelings..”

(Y/n) moved her hands from his to cup his face, “I definitely want to date you, Warren. You’re so sweet.”

She could feel his face heat up in her hands, “Good! Yay- yes, okay. Cool-”

“Just stop talking.”

(Y/n)’s lips found their way back to Warren’s neck as her hips began to grind against Warren, making him whimper.

Warren slid down his boxers before moving his hands to her underwear, rubbing her folds through it. (Y/n)’s sleep deprived body responded quicker than it usually would, she was already soaked.

She pulled away to move her underwear to the side, too tired to take it off in their difficult position. She lined herself up with Warren and slid down, taking him all in at once. 

Warren let out a breathy moan as her heat wrapped around him.

“Fuck, (Y/n).”

(Y/n)’s nails went to scratch against his head as she slowly moved her hips on him. 

It was soft and slow, but exactly what they needed to relax and unwind. 

(Y/n) felt herself grow closer to her edge and she began to move slightly faster, lips smashed against Warren’s.

She tightened around him as she came, making Warren follow. 

“Fuck- I’m so tired.”

(Y/n) laughed, climbing off of him and pulling her shirt back over her head. 

“Me too.”

Warren hopped off the machine, almost tripping over his pants around his ankles.

“You could come sleep at my place. I-um, I have a room to myself you know? Since I’m an RA. Y-you don’t have to, but-”

“No, that’d be nice. Except I’ve still got a load in. But you can just go ahead, I’ll see you tomorrow.”

Warren shook his head, “I’ll stay.”

“Really? It’s like 3 am.”

Warren walked over to her machine, “I need to stay, you still have my laundry detergent.”

“Oh fuck you!”

“You just did!”

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[punkscowardschampions]

Sick Kids

ihatemyguts: Hey, who's about today? brainpain: 👀 brainpain: 👃 brainpain: 👅 ihatemyguts: Uncanny brainpain: I know ihatemyguts: Artistic endeavors keeping you busy? brainpain: [a selfie of her dramatic 🌈 makeup aesthetic] ihatemyguts: Okay but I'm gonna need a tutorial ihatemyguts: I never even mastered lipstick brainpain: I'll hook you up brainpain: check your private msgs ihatemyguts: 👍🙏 ihatemyguts: if my face is gonna be 🌚 from now on, it should really look pretty ihatemyguts: #juststeroidthings brainpain: it's a good face brainpain: + if I can rock a half shaved head with my brainpain: 👀 brainpain: 👃 brainpain: 👅 brainpain: not a time to still be alive brainpain: LMAO ihatemyguts: no doubt you rocked it so well everyone thought it was a choice brainpain: you gotta act like you're starting a 🌚 worshipping cult brainpain: I'll do a tutorial for that brainpain: full face of silver ihatemyguts: I can get down with that ihatemyguts: 🙌🌊🩸🐺🙌 ihatemyguts: am here on a bit of a recruitment mission, actually brainpain: my housemates & I are all synced 🩸 wise so you'd be doing me a favour, newbie brainpain: living battle royale over here brainpain: not trying to recruit you to fight to the death by my side though, we're good brainpain: what's the job? ihatemyguts: That sounds delightful, man ihatemyguts: also lowkey how has that never happened, not even with my ma ihatemyguts: clearly just that cold and standoffish she's like nah ihatemyguts: maybe I should wait 'til Zach is here too 'cos it was kinda his idea but if I give cred now, we're all good and I can take the blame if it's a big nope brainpain: you're still a 👶 not even gonna be synced with yourself yet brainpain: hold up I'll drag him by his curls brainpain: out there having a life like a real boy 😤 ihatemyguts: 😂 ihatemyguts: he'll get tricked into going to a weird Funland island and get turned into a donkey for his crimes, it's okay brainpain: sounds lit brainpain: [inandout has entered the chat] inandout: 🤥 ihatemyguts: How's your conscience? ihatemyguts: 🦗🦗🦗 inandout: 💎 clear ihatemyguts: 🤨 suspect inandout: you're not my wine mum inandout: or vodka aunt ihatemyguts: How rude ihatemyguts: Put some respect on your cult leader inandout: 🙇🙏 inandout: no food offerings ihatemyguts: safe bet gotspoons: 👋 I'm here! gotspoons: having a great day today, actually got energy, whaaaa?! 😲🤭 inandout: quick! float the idea while she's on cloud 9 gotspoons: You make me sound like an ogre, Zach 😜 gotspoons: what's going on? brainpain: Princess ogre ihatemyguts: Fiona ihatemyguts: v chic ihatemyguts: anyway, as we're all 👍 besides battle royale 🩸 ihatemyguts: we was thinking, and talking 'bout, a potential meetup ihatemyguts: thought we'd float it, see what y'all 💭 brainpain: I've got a 🍳 I'm 👍 + in ihatemyguts: which princess is that? one with crazy long hair, I 👀 it ihatemyguts: it could be cool, yeah? and why not, we'd have to make sure everyone who wants to can obvs or what's the point but apart from that brainpain: Princess me, unless the bleach makes it all fall out 😬 brainpain: [a very her style location] 📌🌎 inandout: we're not doing it there gotspoons: This is the problem, guys 😩 gotspoons: it would be really awesome but there is SO much planning you'd have to do to make it safe for everyone gotspoons: and picking a place for everyone that meets all the requirements inandout: we're willing to do all that inandout: planning + safety stuff ihatemyguts: totally ihatemyguts: like we could even go to a park or somewhere totally neutral ihatemyguts: or see if we can find some council-owned hall or something, 'cos places like that HAVE to be accessible ihatemyguts: I don't mind calling around and I bet Rich knows lots, and you will think of ALL the ways to keep EVERYONE safe and happy, right Rosie? brainpain: where I used to have support group would actually work brainpain: [a decent location that's like a community centre of something] ihatemyguts: 🙌 that looks legit ihatemyguts: if we explain what we're tryna do, bet they won't even charge us brainpain: I've got a hook up as ⭐ pupil brainpain: had my pick of those circle of chairs tigerbalm: 🙀🙀🙀🙀 tigerbalm: are we REALLY going to be able to meet up in person?! inandout: possibly gotspoons: How are we going to do this, IF we can gotspoons: you have to think about food and drink and seating and how we'd cover that, even if they did give us the venue for free inandout: I'm great with funds, it's assumed and expected gotspoons: but is that fair? gotspoons: I know some of us have none or very little inandout: I won't charge any of you a fee to come through the doors inandout: not that Jewish gotspoons: Oh, Zach! ihatemyguts: 🤑 is an accessibility issue, this should be a service, it should exist for free ihatemyguts: but it doesn't ihatemyguts: so if we can do this for ourselves, and offer it for free, for as little expense as possible ihatemyguts: maybe people will pull their finger out and consider actually doing their job ihatemyguts: you can write about it on your blog, get the word out brainpain: I'll fund-raise on stream, I've got your backs, nerds ihatemyguts: Right? High🖐 ihatemyguts: it's for US, so all of us that can, will put money into it ihatemyguts: no pressure on the ones that can't, fuck that, if anyone is gonna be that arsehole then they aren't welcome, yeah? tigerbalm: my parents have a people carrier, cos of course they do, but my creepy uncle won't be invited if any of y'all need rides ihatemyguts: 🤩🤩🤩 gotspoons: I'm going to do some research gotspoons: A LOT of research gotspoons: I would hate for anything to happen to anyone is this group tigerbalm: Where's Rich? tigerbalm: he would love to be on the front lines about this gotspoons: He would be a big help gotspoons: I feel like he had a uni thing today, an open day or something like that??? gotspoons: ugh my memory letting me down AS PER tigerbalm: how exciting! tigerbalm: I'll have to quiz him when he shows gotspoons: I know! gotspoons: He always checks in though, he'll be here later brainpain: Moving on, for those of us too brain damaged for further education gotspoons: 😔 brainpain: just me & my raging hormones LOL brainpain: he'll be such a happy nerd gotspoons: that's for sure gotspoons: he'll probably know so many answers to our questions already enablednotdisabled: I thought this group existed in lieu of an in-person group? brainpain: sup dude, it does enablednotdisabled: wouldn't it be potentially exclusionary to take this offline then? enablednotdisabled: realistically, there will be some of us who simply cannot get there inandout: if you wanna get there, we'll make it happen inandout: facetime you in if nothing else works enablednotdisabled: I'm not talking for myself, just others who might not feel confident enough to inandout: collective "you" inandout: we've all got phones enablednotdisabled: I just feel like this group can be quite us vs. them at times enablednotdisabled: hard to get heard if you aren't in the core group tigerbalm: There isn't a core group tigerbalm: everyone is listened to & respected enablednotdisabled: With all due respect, you are a part of it enablednotdisabled: so, of course, you feel that way enablednotdisabled: I'm not suggesting you can't break off and do your own thing, but the main chat of this forum that is meant to be for all of us, isn't the place for it brainpain: this group is what you make it, man brainpain: + the main chat brainpain: hit us with a topic you wanna talk about whenever inandout: it was brought up here so everyone knows they're invited ihatemyguts: I'm new and everyone I've found has been really receptive and welcoming to whatever I've had to say ihatemyguts: it sucks that you've not had that experience yourself but no one here is excluding you right now, least of all Robyn enablednotdisabled: There's a definite atmosphere here, whether you want to acknowledge it or not enablednotdisabled: the guidelines of what is expected and what is acceptable need to be clearer enablednotdisabled: and the moderators, who I've never actually witnessed in chat, should be quicker to put people on the right track, making this more therapeutic/beneficial to all, ban people if necessary brainpain: If you 🔎 hard enough for an atmosphere, it's findable brainpain: when you come in with a definite attitude of your own that's not gonna help none gotspoons: There's no need for us to have an argument, this is supposed to be a positive space gotspoons: if you have a complaint you'd like to make @enablednotdisabled, there is a link to contact the mods directly gotspoons: but I'd be happy to talk to you, privately if you'd prefer, and then we can take it from there? enablednotdisabled: I can handle my own complaints, thanks enablednotdisabled: and this isn't a positive space for me, and plenty other people I've talked to gotspoons: It hurts me to hear that, I'm really sorry and steps do need to be taken to attempt to rectify that then handicapable: I agree, it's cliquey here, unless you're one of the 'popular kids' or core group as @enablednotdisabled said, nobody cares handicapable: @ihatemyguts may be new but her finding a way in doesn't mean the walls aren't there for the rest of us handicapable: I barely log in any more gotspoons: Then let's tackle this culture head on gotspoons: do either of you have suggestions on how we could go about that, so I'm not dominating the conversation handicapable: You're not the one who dominates the conversation ihatemyguts: Don't think we need to @ people with specific comments like that ihatemyguts: not speaking for myself brainpain: @ me, baby brainpain: At least then I could defend myself brainpain: 🤐 though ihatemyguts: You've got the floor, like tigerbalm: It's not a safe space for Lauren if she can't say what she wants to say at risk of being accused of dominating the chat tigerbalm: either you want people to feel listened to or you don't ihatemyguts: And yeah, I am new, but I know Lauren, or anyone else in the chat rn, would not shoot you down if you wanted to change topic enablednotdisabled: It's about who always seems to be dictating the topic enablednotdisabled: we could change it, but then you feel like an interloper ihatemyguts: The conversation has to start somewhere, by someone ihatemyguts: @handicapable admitted to barely logging in now, of course the people who are here more will talk more, that's a given, it doesn't mean you're not allowed to contribute or come in to the convo ihatemyguts: there's no way to avoid that...prompts? mods only? that's not natural, or practical inandout: bible quotes inandout: 1 Peter 5:10 tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: Why are we quoting scripture? inandout: Lauren's been here for like 2 years but suddenly she's a disruptive force tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: Well that's bullshit tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: unless you're a incel on her stream brainpain: you know me brainpain: how was your open day, babe? brainpain: (unless I'm a domineering b word for asking) tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: Decent, despite the fact no one was expecting the wheelchair kid tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: despite the fact I called ahead tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: you can dominate me all you want but let me catch up with this apparent shitstorm I've missed brainpain: what a sexy proposition brainpain: I knew I'd missed you enablednotdisabled: Right, that's that conversation over then enablednotdisabled: 👌 brainpain: come on, man ihatemyguts: This is ridiculous ihatemyguts: people have formed meaningful relationships here, they're not allowed to acknowledge that in case someone feels left out, if you've talked to plenty of other people about the state of this forum, then clearly you've formed deeper bonds with them too ihatemyguts: no one here begrudges you that ihatemyguts: you're bound to get on with certain people over others, there's nothing discriminatory about that, it's to be expected tigerbalm: Like, are we supposed to take everything to PMs now? Cos I wanna hear about Rich's open day too but maybe he doesn't wanna type everything out to separate people lots of separate times ihatemyguts: ^You're just being rude, for the sake of it ihatemyguts: Rosie has offered to privately message about this, or you can put it all in an email to the mods tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: Okay tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: literally, 'we' (I'll include myself in this core group that you see, even if I don't see that as a valid argument), have done nothing to you two, have never excluded either of you tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: everyone here is welcoming, and was welcoming you before your complaints tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: which aren't rooted in anything I can see as factual tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: what's the actual issue here? you're just hitting out buzzwords handicapable: and you're just jumping to the defence of the girl you like flirting with brainpain: Whoa now! That's not all I am in here tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: See, that's multiple times you've personally made jabs at Lauren tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: none of us have made any comments on you two personally tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: it seems like you're more cliquey than us if you can't see her as a valued member of the group brainpain: I'm not gonna leave cos you want on Rich for being hot af brainpain: shoutout to the new girl for letting that be known though tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: Thank you, m'dear (somewhere between 🎩 and 🧢) tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: but thanks for implying I'm so desperate that I'd flirt with a girl I'd never seen before @handicapable tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: things are not quite that bad, I can assure you inandout: we're all that desperate, where have we heard that before? inandout: @normal people tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: and we don't deserve any relationships that are deeper than strictly clinical and professional inandout: which is why we don't need to talk to any one person more than once tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: Shout your grievances into the void and move on tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: but don't be too depressing about it ihatemyguts: This group doesn't work, you're right, just not for the reasons you're giving ihatemyguts: but we're all welcome to do what we must about making it work, even if I disagree with yours personally ihatemyguts: at least we try, and if you view us as an 'us' then you also view yourself as a group ihatemyguts: which isn't how I see it, or it's meant to be ihatemyguts: it's a group as a whole inandout: I wanted to organise a meet up to make things cooler inandout: sometimes you don't wanna shout shit into the void inandout: you wanna look someone in the eye when you're talking to them inandout: so you don't have to feel othered ihatemyguts: ^^ inandout: I get to do things with all my other friends inandout: that's what you guys are tigerbalm: I don't have other friends, I'm not saying it to make anyone 😿 tigerbalm: but I don't tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: you've got us tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: and we don't need to apologize for being friends tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: and I think meeting up is a really good idea, I'll be happy to help brainpain: It's okay, Robyn, none of us have done anything wrong gotspoons: I've contacted the moderators, I'll let you know when I get a response brainpain: I did too ✌️ gotspoons: Good, everyone who feels they need to, should gotspoons: I'm glad your open-day went well, Rich brainpain: me too, hot 🤓 tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: Thanks, guys tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: it's got potential tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: once I get there and make some changes, of course tigerbalm: 🙌 You go, Rich! 🧡 tigerbalm: not to use a banned word but you do inspire me for when I get to uni myself tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: We'll allow it, well I will because I love a compliment tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: and you'll be great when you do tigerbalm: I hope my parents won't make me stay local tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: If you don't want to, you shouldn't tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: don't let anything stop you tigerbalm: I'll try not to tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: when you need them, I can throw all the resources and info at you tigerbalm: thanks brainpain: Can we talk about me now cos that's the ONLY reason I'm here LMAO ihatemyguts: @Zach, gonna come at her with your famous line? inandout: you've built it up now ihatemyguts: 🙄 ugh, baby inandout: are we at pet names? cool ihatemyguts: 😂 shut up ihatemyguts: but don't, all voices welcome inandout: yours is dragon ball z inandout: for today ihatemyguts: romantic ihatemyguts: we're meant to be talking about Lauren inandout: Lauren's is low blow ihatemyguts: got a real talent, kid ihatemyguts: may as well do the entire group inandout: wouldn't wanna exclude anyone ihatemyguts: 😏 ihatemyguts: no one will be devastated about that, trust me inandout: damn inandout: or dang ihatemyguts: is that another group rule I've shamelessly flouted? 😬 brainpain: It's a me rule, dragon ball brainpain: you're safe in this safe space ihatemyguts: I'll do my best to mind my Ps & Qs ihatemyguts: 🤞 brainpain: you're fine I'm just aware of my 👵 status brainpain: don't wanna spook the 👶s ihatemyguts: thoughtful ihatemyguts: 👌 brainpain: who knew? brainpain: check me out, not being a huge b word ihatemyguts: honestly, disappointing brainpain: @ my exes ihatemyguts: they aren't here, are they ihatemyguts: @fibro not included brainpain: only my next brainpain: when I snag Rich for myself brainpain: gotta tame that playboy ihatemyguts: so many 💔💔💔 @ this news brainpain: long as you're not brainpain: he's too old for you, babe tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: I feel used tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: and yes, much too 👴 tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: be your ex-husband at this rate brainpain: I'm not gonna say, you can use me too, in front of the children brainpain: but mutual love & respect, boy tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: Shocking behaviour, Mrs brainpain: asking for discipline would also be over the line, sir gotspoons: OKAY gotspoons: putting a stop to this convo thank you gotspoons: 😳 gotspoons: 😳 gotspoons: 😳 gotspoons: 😳 gotspoons: have I covered it? brainpain: g dang it, Rich! Have I not been involved in enough controversy for one day? brainpain: turn away from me, you sexy beast gotspoons: you're very cute but terrible gotspoons: ogre princess putting her foot down on this one tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: I'll take the blame tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: rushing to your defense again brainpain: 😍 ihatemyguts: sure wish someone would run in and change the topic ihatemyguts: it's like mum and dad have had too much 🍷 inandout: could be a prime time for you to ask Robbie on your first date, dbz ihatemyguts: Oh yeah! 💡 tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: 💘 is in the air tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: careful, Zach ihatemyguts: Robyn, have you decided what you're gonna wear to your party yet? tigerbalm: I have a moodboard tigerbalm: would you like to see it? ihatemyguts: Um, absolutely tigerbalm: [that moodboard] ihatemyguts: So, you'd be up for going into town to try-on stuff, right? ihatemyguts: I can think of some shops with some unique stuff tigerbalm: 😺!!! ihatemyguts: Is that a yes 😺 or a I'm calling the police 😺? tigerbalm: I'd love to tigerbalm: my parents might call the police though ihatemyguts: that's alright, I've given you a fake name tigerbalm: they would think so tigerbalm: but their name choices are pretty boring ihatemyguts: at least you've got a super cute name ihatemyguts: if it'd make them feel better though, I'll come meet them or whatever tigerbalm: oh thanks x2 tigerbalm: that's so nice ihatemyguts: 'course ihatemyguts: who doesn't like shopping? inandout: I don't inandout: that much ihatemyguts: that'll be why you didn't ask yourself inandout: I would never third wheel your date inandout: very uncool ihatemyguts: well, if anyone does wanna come along, that'd be alright brainpain: happy to invite myself into any convo or situation ihatemyguts: 🤓 or 😎 ihatemyguts: you could do our makeup ihatemyguts: because not joking about the trainwreck it is when I do ihatemyguts: 🤡 not the theme brainpain: to avoid a spooky 🤡 resurge brainpain: I shall gotspoons: 😱😱😱😱 gotspoons: I hate clowns tigerbalm: SAME! my brothers love the 🤡🎈 films but I can't watch 🙀 gotspoons: Nooooooo gotspoons: even the advert was scary tigerbalm: ever since I went to the 🎪🐘🤡🍿 as a child I'm like traumatised inandout: once I got dragged along when my parents went shopping for a sofa and there was a clown there inandout: as a mascot or something gotspoons: 😭 THAT'S HORRIFYING inandout: fever dreams are made of this inandout: he kept trying to ruffle my hair ihatemyguts: definitely a bad omen ihatemyguts: that clown was there to warn you about...something inandout: I'm not classing it as a date though, you still get to go first inandout: the warning'll simply be my impending death ihatemyguts: your first bad omen ihatemyguts: n'awh inandout: cute, right? ihatemyguts: 🐭 🐹 🐰 inandout: 🐿🦔 ihatemyguts: 🦄 brainpain: sure, I'll chaperone you two brainpain: ✨ ihatemyguts: result brainpain: arms length, Zachary gotspoons: I feel like I'm on a dating site brainpain: there'd be way more fibros if we were gotspoons: I've never even attempted to date gotspoons: such a minefield brainpain: if you change your mind, I'll get my sister to list off which ones to avoid brainpain: she feeds me a new spooky story weekly gotspoons: see, it's bad enough without the added 'who I am' drama brainpain: get yourself a love interest with more 🚑💊💉 drama than you, that's what I do brainpain: you're the chill one by comparison gotspoons: Rich is still here lurking, you know 🤭 brainpain: he knows what we have is deep + meaningful tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: 👌 tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: very serious brainpain: I'm coaching Rosie for her first venture into dating not discussing our lengthy but ultimately doomed love affair tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: doomed because 💀💀 or doomed because someone will join the group with ultimate 🚑💊💉 drama and better hair? brainpain: @Zach with that death clock bs brainpain: doomed cos you'll meet a hot 🤓 at uni brainpain: nobody has better hair than either of us tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: Okay then, I won't be pre-offended and call you out on that nonsense brainpain: that isn't a promise that you'll still have time for me brainpain: we're all waiting, Rich tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: depends how hot and how nerdy this university girl is, of course brainpain: Profess your undying love for me or get out, honestly tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: 😏 tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: Rosie will shut it down again brainpain: 😉 tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: She's a hater 💔 gotspoons: 😱 Rich! gotspoons: I'm very supportive brainpain: LOL gotspoons: 😥 gotspoons: I love love brainpain: you're a 🧸 brainpain: I love you, Rosemary brainpain: feel free to ignore my husband gotspoons: I ❤️ 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜 you all too gotspoons: even if you test my nerves sometimes, it's only in a good way 😅 tigerbalm: So, if one of us had  a 'normal' crush, would that be doomed? tigerbalm: asking for a friend 😳 gotspoons: OF COURSE NOT gotspoons: you're beautiful gotspoons: spill spill! tigerbalm: there isn't much to say except his running route goes past my house tigerbalm: we've 👋 at each other but no conversation has happened gotspoons: HOW EXCITING ihatemyguts: You've gotta talk to him ihatemyguts: such a meet-cute tigerbalm: I have no idea what I would say ihatemyguts: a hello to go with the 👋 to start ihatemyguts: you'll know what to do tigerbalm: a 'how are you?' to follow but what then? ihatemyguts: something like...you run this route often? ihatemyguts: do you run anywhere else? ihatemyguts: are you single? tigerbalm: 🐱 gotspoons: Oh! gotspoons: What does he look like? gotspoons: Can you take a picture? gotspoons: No, perhaps not gotspoons: I've got snap happy now 😅 tigerbalm: I'll try if I can do it without anyone else noticing tigerbalm: it's okay if my cat judges me, but no humans tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: I cannot officially endorse this behaviour, ladies tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: but I'm sure he would be very flattered and consider himself lucky, Robyn tigerbalm: Oh Rich, you're such a big softie 😸 brainpain: LMAO brainpain: forget the boy, I want pics of your cat tigerbalm: [cat pics] 🧡 inandout: that is a potentially judgemental looking moggy, be careful tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: girl or boy? tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: he or she is very distinguished looking, I feel tigerbalm: me & my mum were feeling outnumbered, so she got adopted too tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: fight the power ✊ tigerbalm: I have rabbits too but they would probably encourage me, they're pretty naughty tigerbalm: for fairness tigerbalm: [rabbit pics] brainpain: I had 🐭🐭 as a kid brainpain: LOVED those critters brainpain: [picture of kiddo Lauren with mice on her shoulders] ihatemyguts: I wish I was allowed pets with fur ihatemyguts: scales only inandout: I'm not either inandout: my brother's allergic ihatemyguts: maybe we have the same brother ihatemyguts: slightly concerned now inandout: yours isn't as old as mine, we know that inandout: unless some kind of freaky time loop or something has happened ihatemyguts: I'm you in a parallel universe inandout: before I agree to co-sign, do you have any pets with scales? ihatemyguts: 🐉 🐲 inandout: cool inandout: I accept our parallel lives ihatemyguts: [pics of your dragons 'cos probably have one each lowkey] inandout: if I'm the only petless one in the "core" I will have to hang my head ihatemyguts: you can have joint custody ihatemyguts: don't worry inandout: pet names + a pet share? What a day ihatemyguts: v generous inandout: I'm making that discovery ihatemyguts: 🎁🔍 inandout: I wish we were doing a treasure hunt inandout: that's gonna be date 4 ihatemyguts: challenge accepted ihatemyguts: you gotta find the treasure outside then rehide it though ihatemyguts: more fun inandout: rules accepted ihatemyguts: if you happen to find 💰💎🏺🧭🔮🧿📿 then we'll bury it inandout: what happens if I find a 🗝? ihatemyguts: #5 finding the 🚪 or 🔓 it fits brainpain: Wait, how many dates am I chaperoning you 👶🤓s for? brainpain: gotta find a ✏️ to write this down ihatemyguts: technically, Zach wants to wait 'til he's not 🔞 ihatemyguts: unless you're well dedicated to protect and serve ihatemyguts: also plenty of time to lose that 📄 inandout: don't listen to her, the first date is Robbie's party and we've all 📅 ihatemyguts: might be a double date ihatemyguts: 💃🏃 tigerbalm: I'm so happy that you're both coming! tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: Of course they're not missing the event of the season tigerbalm: 😸😺 tigerbalm: I better plan some more tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: It is your forte tigerbalm: compliments are yours tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: and hair tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: humility, less so brainpain: I can vouch for that being why we're soulmates tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: it's the way you can dominate a conversation tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: like a girl with something to say brainpain: 😏 tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: Tease brainpain: you'd be into it if I were tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: now she speaks 🤫 tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: If Rosie isn't sleeping she'll be 😖 brainpain: I know how to behave, you're the bad influence here tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: Gladly take that reputation tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: much worse could be said about me brainpain: catch that 2nd wave of drama when the haters log back in tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: I hope so brainpain: only cos you missed the kick off tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: Not taking politics for nothing brainpain: they can 🔫 @ me if it means you get your 🎓 babe tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: long as I can 🛡 without being fibro about it brainpain: you did tooexhaustedtolivevicariously: 👍 gotspoons: I was thinking gotspoons: maybe if we make more boards for specific topics, that would be better? gotspoons: then the chat could be just that, a casual chat that isn't necessarily disability related but us related, as people gotspoons: what do you guys think? brainpain: I'm in inandout: me too inandout: I was gonna make a similar suggestion but it was my last idea that started everything earlier gotspoons: It's not your fault, Zach gotspoons: I just need to do some admin, update the site tigerbalm: I can help if you need any gotspoons: Thanks, Robbie

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thoughts [31.8.19 // 9:22PM]

can’t believe I ate basically an entire loaf of bread yesterday, but also makes so much more sense after realising I’m due my period hmm gotta love them hungry hormones lol

my poor stomach/intestines/ovaries have been getting so bad again but I’m trying to get on top of it 

booked my first colonic & I’m petrified but I know I need to do it

slowly settling into the new apartment; I’m sure I’ll feel much better/more at home when it stops raining & I can actually get outside & enjoy my location

starting Ritalin next week to hopefully help manage the ADHD symptoms I’ve been struggling with & despite the prospective side effects I have a really good feeling about it 

v excited to get back to the gym/walking after 2 days of not feeling great & it pouring down with rain; I really am a mess when I can’t get outside & exercise

need to bite the bullet & get this stupid IUD already

goddamn forgot how much I killed it at work today; proud

hugs are life

still love him I tink

my food is so dang all over the place at the moment; I feel like I’m eating for my brain & emotions more than my body rn 

what an insane, crazy, hectic & emotional week

sleeping so deep at the moment & it’s gooooood

man I love coffeeee which reminds me I need to try replace my morning coffee with bone broth again (yuck) because my tummy is definitely in need again

lower abdominal in so much pain rn; sometimes I wonder if I’ve got it all wrong & I actually have gallbladder stones or something stupid; gotta love that I'd never know with all the issues I have in that region anyway hhahaah

I want to get into the habit of buying flowers for my home

been getting more into yoga & meditation again & I’m so happy

can’t wait for the weather to be good again starting tomorrow

don’t have that many people in the inner circle of my life right now, but the ones there are fucking awesome

still weird that my birthday was inline a week ago but I did nothing for it haha

I stress myself out so much when I job hunt & think of going somewhere I may not like & having to quit hahah

heat packs are life

really really godamm hope this apartment works out

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Blindspot 3x02 recap

Aka the one where the team has to get their groove back

Ah, man. I always intend to do these straight after the ep but then damn life always gets in the way and now suddenly somehow it’s about 12 hours until the new episode airs… let’s see how quickly I can smash through this one then, huh? (Answer: not very quickly lol)

As usual, many thoughts to be found beneath the cut.

Look I’m not really a fan of hunters or white men who are overly attached to their weapons, but murdering a couple of dudes just because they stumbled upon your shady militant business seems a lil bit rough tbh

Ugh Weller is cooking for his lady he’s such a cutie pie and ugh Jane slept so deeply, when was the last time she slept well?? But ugh they’re really settling back into being around each other and HE COMPLIMENTS HER HAIR and tbh I like it best when it’s the classic ‘Jane Doe’ short look but this is super cute (and better than the wavy hair from last ep). And wow I feel like we’re burning through a lot of topics in this brief scene bc now they’re talking about how Jane disappearing pretty much bankrupted Weller (man, that’d have to add some guilt to the pile), and then it comes up that Jane is now vegan and tbh I have a slight problem with this new fact. Like okay being vegan is fine, but firstly they already had at least dinner together the night before, so this kinda should have already come up, right? And secondly I kinda feel like her being vegan now is just a somewhat clumsy way of the writers showing how these two have both ‘changed’ and ‘don’t really know each other like they used to’. I honestly expected her to be joking, and for that little joke to actually demonstrate that while they’re not exactly the same as they were, they also haven’t radically changed. But nevermind, I guess. It provided the necessary setup for Weller’s question about any other surprises-- following which Jane says nothing about the passports and cash she’d hidden-- which is what the writers really wanted to get out of this scene anyway.

Poor Stuart, Patterson really does not like sharing her lab. But technically he’s right, it is his lab too. And omg he and Zapata giving Patterson shit about her app is priceless. I think it might have been unintentional on his part but Zapata sure ran with it and I am loving her sly grin rn lol. But aw Patterson why you gotta growl at lil puppy Stuart so much?? He doesn’t have the tattoo solving experience you have, and plus, I seem to remember you obsessing over certain specific tattoos and getting distracted from the rest… though maybe the David experience put a stop to that, I guess, and you subconsciously don’t want Stuart to head down that same path. And then lol Weller strides in and tells Patterson he wants to solve one specific tattoo today and ooooh she is pissed, whereas Zapata’s having more fun rn than she did in her entire year at the CIA. I knew you missed this, girl. And then Weller says he solved part of the tatt and she’s immediately like ‘excuse me? By yourself?’ and looks doubtful (and also possibly concerned? It’s not something dodgy is it??). But omg “I’m not just a handsome face, Tasha” hahahaha. And yeah yeah we know about Roman and Berlin, though it’s news that there’s a specific sequence to these tattoos and that Roman is supposedly trying to help save the world. And now the team is crackin’ and ugh Patterson to Stuart “What a math whiz you are” and on one hand it’s funny but on the other c’mon mate, go easy on him. He’s barely more than a baby. Anyway ten she pulls some wizardy stuff with the tattoo and they figure out that it marks a spot up near the finger lakes. But then Jane realises that it may connect with the pre-existing tattoo in the same spot-- the left breast, apparently, thanks Stuart (next time answer a little slower, buddy) and omg she gives him this tiny, amused (but not mocking) smile as she repeats ‘left chest area’ and ugh I’m so glad to see someone being sweet to Stuart.

So the team updates Reade on the sitch, which feels a lil weird, and he’s hesitant to let them rush out and blindly follow the tattoos like Weller wants to, bc he’s worried about them being manipulated again, and oooh Weller gets all grumpy about it. Boys, boys, play nice. Jane gently convinces Reade into it, while Weller continues to grump. Dude, I don’t particularly think Reade should be in charge, but the fact of the matter is that he IS in charge, so you should be watching your tone. It doesn’t matter that you have inside info that this is a time-sensitive situation, that is still not a respectful way to address a superior officer. And then lol they go out and search for hours until Reade tries to make them go home “I don’t wanna just quit”/“it’s not quitting if it’s an order”. Lol poor guy, it’s like dealing with a bunch of headstrong kids some of the time. And then suddenly a satellite literally crash-lands right near them, and is pretty much immediately descended on by a bunch of military-esque guys. Notice that Weller is calling the shots again? Old habits die hard, I guess. Poor Reade….  

Stuart is still obsessed with that same tattoo and PAtterson is still annoyed by it. Reade and Weller walk in with a chorus of ‘so what have you got?’ and again, Weller, time to back down, buddy. This ain’t your team anymore. Lol “we’re not following hunches”/“We just followed Weller’s hunch…” ugh poor beleaguered Stuart. He just can’t catch a break. And sigh, looks like Rich won’t be helping out this ep. Bummer. Ooooohhh but Reade gives the orders and then calls Weller into his office, who definitely has an odd look on his face as he looks at their reversed positions either side of the desk. And omg Reade brings up the tattoo and Weller’s all ‘oh yeah I was right about that’.  Uh excuse me??? I’m not even on this team and even I don’t like your tone one bit, you insolent little preteen! Come on, Weller, this level of juvenile pettiness should be below you. After all, Reade is raising a very valid question about how it was that he just happened to solve the tattoo on the very day that the satellite fell-- which means he’s onto you, buddy. I’d be treading with a little more care and a little less jerkishness, if I were you….

Oh hi Sydney! Oh man when was this filmed??? I stg if they were there when I was there in September…. But oooh damn Roman is getting into some deep stuff here at this support group. Oh hey! I know that guy, he was in an ep of Timeless. And I think possibly in some Aussie ad? Idk. And yep, I don’t care if it’s my native accent, hearing it in an American show is always freakin weird. At least he’s a legit Aussie and not putting on a terrible fake accent haha. And ok I know he’s not but it kind of feels like he’s almost hitting on Roman haha? But in actuality I’m pretty sure Roman has orchestrated this whole thing. Also this dude lives in The Rocks??? He must be loaded, wow. And lol, it’s never too early for a beer in Australia, unless of course you’re me, in which case ‘never’ is too early for a beer haha.

Oooh boy, Stuart, it’s probably not a good idea to literally take the words out of Patterson’s mouth. She really does love briefing the team and showing how smart she is, which in this case involves her having figured out who the satellite belonged to. The representatives of ProtechSat arrive, though are greatly confused since they’re not missing a satellite-- at least, until they see the one in the lab. “Oh, this is for sure ours” hahaha. And then they proceed to have very restrained freakouts and make multiple phone calls as they realise exactly which satellite it was and what it did, while the team gets more and more impatient waiting for answers “getting a little suspicious here guys”/”lotta red flags” hahaha I love the sass in this team. And then lolll the whole ‘We’re from the DOD” exchange and the explaining of the acronyms is priceless. Turns out, though, that the US has a missile shield thingy via a network of satellites, and now with the black box from the crashed one, someone could technically turn it off. Lol at Tasha’s “great, now I have to make a phone call” haha. And Stuart suddenly gets the company name and damn I love this show’s subtle humour. Uh oh, apparently North Korea is priming their missiles, which means possible nuclear war. Geez, high stakes or what. Oh hold up, as long as a single satellite in the network stays functional, the shield stays in place. Who wants to bet that they stop the bad guys just as it counts down to one or two satellites left?? And then lol “stuart’s got something” “Really??” damn Patterson, be nice lol

Stuart has discovered the situation with the hunters, which leads them to a trail cam that shows the ringleader’s face-- and Jane knows him. She worked with him doing K&R, and knows several of his aliases. Reade is immediately thinking of the ramifications of her previous work, but Zapata and Patterson both immediately jump to her defense. Aw, my girls! And then Weller’s all grumpy again over this discovery and tbh I don’t understand why?? As far as I recall, he didn’t ever directly ask her what she’d been doing while she was gone, and rescuing kidnapping victims certainly doesn’t seem like a bad thing?? Like, so what if she worked with some questionable people for the greater good? Geez, Weller, you’re more hormonal in a single day than many girls are throughout their entire teenage years. Chill out, son.  

Back in the motherland, these rather similar looking dudes are bonding over more beers, and ugh Roman is telling him the truth about Shepherd and Jane. “Half the time I want my sister back, half the time I want to kill her”--- who wants to bet that that’s going to be a running theme of the season lol? And then haha “you’re next beer’s going to be a water” uh mate he’s American, the beer he’s used to practically IS water loll

Jane finds Weller in the locker room to apologise, which imo isn’t warranted, but whatever. And he says that she ‘did what she had to do’ and I LOVE that she corrects him and tells him that she did it bc she WANTED to? That’s right, girl, don’t let him alter your narrative to fit his views. And then he judges her about people she may or may not have killed/let die and dude. Duuuude. You’re being an assssss. Good thing Patterson has found some info on their bad guy. Sidenote, but I think the writers managed to slip in a subtle dig about gun control in there and I’m super impressed? Anyhow Patterson shows them the guy’s safehouses she found, which Jane is immediately able to narrow down to one based on her skills and her personal knowledge of the guy. Nice work, honey! And then they bust in there and oooh “this is for Paris”-- ok I need that backstory right now, please and thank you. We see some Korean guys in a car who have apparently already discovered that their contact is blown, but they apparently have an ace up their sleeve. Uh oh….

Oooh Zapata is ranting to Patterson about ‘Assistant Director Reade’ and man it’s weird hearing her use his title. Patterson tries to highlight things from his perspective (with another lil jab from Tasha about her app making it in there haha) and then tells her she might just need to figure out a new balance, likening it to her own ‘friends who hate each other’ thing with Stuart, and Zapata’s all ‘yeah no he definitely doesn’t know that that’s what you are’ and Patterson suddenly feels all bad. As you should, honey, coz you’ve been kinda mean to him this whole time. But aww she says she’ll be better and fix things and ugh I love seeing my babies listen to each other and work to improve themselves. Of course all her good intentions do kind of go out the window when she discovers that Stuart is back to using their processing power on his pet tattoo, and advances on him so suddenly that he literally knocks stuff off his desk in his haste to back away. Ugh the poor kid is terrified of her, despite being practically twice her height haha. She does make a good point that the nukes are all still live and the threat is far from neutralised, though. And lol she refers to the hacker as a he and the ProtechSat guy pipes up in the background “Or she!” and Patterson is all, “Exactly, women can be hackers too, Stuart!” and omg I shouldn’t laugh but the poor guy is so flustered rn and totally scared of her, and Zapata is in the background with her face in her hand hahahaha.

Oooh Reade comes in and diffuses the situation by being completely oblivious to it haha, just as he misses the sass Tasha directs his way. Then he goes in to interrogate the dude they caught and lol when he suggests he’s the hacker the dude is all “Do I look like a nerd?” Ouch man, didn’t you know anyone can be a hacker? Lol. And then “is that the good Korea, or the bad one?” okay I kinda like this guy haha, can we see more of him? Weller is definitely less impressed, taking the opportunity to shame Jane a little more for her past career choices, and dude you better get down off of that high horse before you FALL off of it. You’re hardly one with any right to be throwing stones here. But at she stands her ground, and he backs off a little. You go, Jane.

Oooh Reade is getting a pep talk from Hirst; she thinks he’s overcompensating now that the team is back. Well, that’s probably true. But on the other hand, certain members of his team (*cough* Weller *cough*) are also being prigs. Speaking of people who are being butts today, the bad dude (who is a butt) gets a visit from Jane (who has a nice butt) and there’s lots of sass being thrown around-- “I liked you better when you were unaffiliated” “Funny, I never liked you at all” hahaha yaaaassss my queeeeennnn. Oooh but hold on, he knew about her bounty? And didn’t act on it, due to a mysterious person called Clem telling him not to touch her. Wow, Clem must be powerful. They’re probably a dude, too, but just saying I have an Aunty Clem and though she’s a 5ft nutritionist with a pixie cut and giant glasses, I could totally see her as a mastermind/commander figure haha. I guess they already did the ‘Surprise! This character you’ve been hearing about is actually a woman!’ reveal with Shepherd tho. But anyhow based on Jane’s chat with her old work buddy, there may be a leak in the team-- and of course the first suspect is the ProtechSat guy who happens to be a POC. Original. It’s only when he has an alibi--- sidenote, why was he at the hospital overnight I really wanna know-- that anyone even remembers that oh yeah, he has a colleague who has also been there the whole time, and who they now know had the means to frame him. But I mean she’s a pretty white lady, so who could blame them for not suspecting her til now? (#me #Icould) Aaand now the innocent lil white lady just killed two poor dudes and is about to give the baddies the means to nuke the whole country. Good work, team.

Back by the bay, the beardy boys are bonding beautifully. Poor Aussie dude just really wants to make sure Roman isn’t a risk to himself-- but he doesn’t realise that he’s the one at risk. Roman deliberately targeted him, drugged him and is about to kill him. And ughhh the poor guy is all ‘I don’t wanna die’ and Roman seems to almost regret that he has to do it bc he seems to genuinely like him and duuuude just don’t do it! Don’t kill him! Be a better person!

The ProtechSat guy helped them figure out where the hacker chick is, which I’m super satisfied by bc the guy that they wrongly accused has now just helped save their asses. And Jeller are racing there, and Jane tells Weller she loves him, but it’s with a look of almost trepidation on her face, like when a dog thinks you’re mad at them so they’ll come up and lick your hand and try to be extra cute and lovable. At least Weller immediately says it back, then reassures her that he’s not mad at her, but at Roman for orchestrating all this, and tells her that they can’t let him drive them apart. Mmmm-hmmmm, this is the time when you mention that you ALSO have something to confess, boy! But nope, looks like we’re not free of the hypocrisy yet. Anyhow the team dashes into the building (awkwardly hiding their guns from all the kiddies), guided by Patterson to the planetarium where they find a dead Marcy. Also the voiceover narrating about asteroids and meteorites sounds very much like it’s an analogy for this show’s characters… meanwhile the team is suddenly being shot at, a (male or female, thanks guys) hacker is shutting down all the satellites, Patterson is yelling… it’s just like old times. And finally the team functions like old times, and Reade and Tasha manage to cover Jeller long enough for them to go and take out the hacker and his guards in a kickass lil showdown-- leaving them with two satellites playing Atlas and holding the whole thing together. Lol at Reade losing his comms and being like ‘So did we win or did we get nuked?’ haha. And then awwww the team’s all gathered back at the lab and Reade is giving a lil speech and I’m so proud of them. Also no drinking in the lab is a new rule-- I feel like this was somehow put in place because of Rich haha.

Aw, damn, Roman really killed him. Well, that sucks. But he needed his identity or whatever, so fine. But omg it’s hilarious watching Luke pretend to ‘learn’ how to speak with his own native accent haha. Also when are they going to explain the absence of the scar???

Oh boy. Weller is cooking tofu sticks, which is not going at all well, but it’s a sweet gesture. And yet again I kind of expect Jane to say she was joking about the whole vegan thing, idk why lol. But ugh he’s all ‘I’m trying so hard’ and I really do feel bad for him rn. He’s scared that bc there’s so much about her now that he wasn’t part of, that it will mean he’ll never really have her back or something. But um dude, literally everyone else in the world is with someone who has years of experiences that don’t include them?? Like with her memory wipe, her entire existence is pretty much only like 4 years long at this point, and she was with you for 2 and a half of those. Most people are with someone who lived twenty or more years before knowing them. So I suggest you reassess a bit here, buddy. But then again I know you’re only scared of losing her again, which is probably a fear you’ll carry forever (which as we know, is a situation I am displeased with the writers about). But ugh Jane basically suggests going out on a date which is cute, and Weller’s all ‘no go we’re broke’, and she’s all ‘well actually’ and shows him her giant stash’o’cash. And it’s one of those bittersweet moments bc yes she kept it from him but she was keeping it for an emergency, and had likely planned to tell him once she had realised how dire things had gotten financially. Thankfully Weller decides to focus on the positive, and well, they don’t make it to that date….

Awww Tasha shows up at Reade’s apartment and there’s sass and it’s cute and he apologises and then she’s all oooohhh you’re on a date?? But NO OMG he has a GIRLFRIEND and she looks VERY FAMILIAR and ooooohhhhhhhhhh boyyyyyyyy this is gonna get awkwardddddddddddd  

Meanwhile Patterson is repeatedly calling Stuart to try to apologise and explain her recent behaviour which I really approve of and appreciate, and ugh she tells him he’s good at his job and ugh she’s actually gone to his apartment to see him but oh shit the door is busted in and please tell me he just went back to the lab to work late please please please oh shit oh nooooooooooooooo. Stuarttttttttttttt!! Oh my baby this is so unfair, you deserved so much better….  (Also poor Patterson ugh)

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Name: Hutson

Family name: Hall

Gender: Male

Star sign: Cancer

Height: 5′11″ I thought I was 6′0″ until I went to the doctor’s office a couple weeks ago and found out I’m actually a manlet =|:(

Age: 19

Hogwarts house: Gryffindor

Favorite colour(s): Purple

Time rn: 10:35 PM

Hours of sleep: About 8 in theory, but I didn’t sleep well so probably less

Lucky number(s): 1800. Dunno why, it’s always just looked like a Good Number to me

Last thing I googled: "clown”

Favorite Fictional Character: Not to sound like a Homestuck™️ or anything, but I would honestly have to go with Dave Strider

Blankets I sleep with: I have this unicorn blanket, and when I say that, don’t picture my little pony, picture the fact that the unicorn is the national animal of scotland, and that’s what the blanket looks like. I usually also use a heavier comforter on top of that, and when it’s really cold, I bust out my Pac-Man blanket too

Favourite artists: I’m gonna interpret this as meaning musical artists since the only artist I can really say I’m a fan of is Van Gogh and I could name maybe three of his works. But musical artists would be Postal Service, Modest Mouse, Caravan Palace, and Cake. 

Dream trip: I would really love to go to Hawaii again

Dream job: I want to get to a point in my life where i can open up a small board game shop and be financially secure enough to not worry too much about what kind of money it’s bringing in

What I’m wearing rn: black jeans and a t-shirt with Babe the Blue Ox on it

Follower count: 395 but who knows how many of those are pornbots 

Posts: 47,078

What do I post about: Mostly stuff I find funny, but there are a lot of cute animals in there, and some art and politics sprinkled in to taste

Most active followers: @dannydevitodevoted @satireforthesoul @milkyloveclay @hellafalcon

When did your blog reach it’s peak: I’ve made a couple posts that have gotten a fair amount of notes, but none that have blown up enough to say that I’ve reached my peak

Why did you make your blog: I wanted a social media platform that doesn’t have my family on it but I hate reddit’s format and Twitter's 140 character format didn’t appeal to me

Do you get asks on a daily basis: nah

Why did you choose your url: I don’t really remember, @dannydevitodevoted claims she came up with it sometime during my senior year of high school. It’s like more machine than man, but y’know

Countries you’ve lived in: Just the US

Favorite fandom: Honestly, the MLP fandom in like seasons 1-2 was so nice and supportive, I really have no idea how it turned into the shithole it is today. As of fandoms that still exist, I dunno, the fandoms of most things I like are kinda embarrassing tbh, maybe Fullmetal Alchemist? 

Languages you speak: English. I have a working grasp of Spanish but I’m by no means fluent

Favourite film: Ok, this is really weird and there’s probably some Problematic™️ racist stuff with it, but I’m genuinely going to have to go with Nacho Libre

Last article you read: My dad sent me an article about a guy who tried to steal an ATM with a stolen forklift in my hometown

Last thing I bought online: Dys4ia, which is a really neat art game about hormone therapy

Last person I dreamt of: I have no idea, I had a dream last night that had something to do with space and my teeth falling out though

A recurring dream: I have a recurring dream that I find rare Yugioh cards in a store where you wouldn’t expect them to be, like in the back of a grocery store or something. If anyone wants to take a guess at what that could possibly mean, be my guest

Phobias/fears: Getting to the end of my life and thinking, “that was alright I guess, but definitely not worth the effort.” And spiders. Spiders are freaky. 

How would my friends describe me: Relaxed, honest, funny, really likes dogs and bears and always has interesting t-shirts

If I had $$$ to spend what would I buy first: I’d put it away so I wouldn’t have to worry as much about moving out of on-campus housing next term

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Language of Desire Review

Language of Desire Review

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That would be piracy and today programs like these are terribly troublesome to reupload... they're dynamic platforms, not simply a bunch of files. Even if one thing like the Language of Desire was cracked and place online, it would probably be taken down among hours. If you'll notice it, therefore can the copyright holders. You would not have the support anyway, or the interaction with other users. lod main product four. Who's created it? Are they credible? Felicity Keith in collaboration with Michael Fiore from the good previous Digital Romance. felicity keith picture image lodesire Felicity is a median woman, a mother of course, who's merely really sensible at teaching her experiences and peculiar strategies with men. This is often her facebook page. Michael Fiore is a terribly cool relationship/sex coach and he's been thus for a bunch of years. He is the head of DRI therefore he is crazy fluent in the topic. He used his place in the industry to assist develop and market LoD. Check him out on TV some years back. Digital Romance Inc is that the publishing house behind the product. These guys have launched alternative successful stuff in the past... just like the famous Text Your Ex Back, or Capture His Heart... these are the fellows who place their credibility on the table! They're well established and that they publish smart stuff for each men and women. You'll be able to take a look at their articles or their Pinterest if you want. digital romance inc brand picture 5. Is it distinctive? Alternatives? There have perpetually been sensible romance novels, or maybe dirty-talk books and different online stuff, to primarily show you the way to enhance your chances of constructing a man yours and solely yours. Having said that, I really could not find anything further place together and presented (and to the purpose) as LoD... and i do not say that just as a result of I'm reviewing it! However as a result of you do not have to go trough 400 pages of paragraphs to master the attraction of the man you need. Please go ahead and prove me wrong (contact me below) if you recognize of another book or system that is additional helpful and pleasing to scan than LoD, that will enlighten you on how to get men to crave for you (even more than usual). So, do you really want to acquire this? Couldn't you discover the identical information for free on the Internet? You'll be able to always do that, everything is out there online, however making the learning process fast and pleasing (and forcing yourself to learn something as a result of you've paid for it) is the rationale why we're here. There is price to the fact that this woman has worked to concentrate her experiences both in real life and searching trough mountains of creepiness in the Internet. LoD is predicated on her lifetime of practice and accumulated wisdom around the masculine mind in the $64000 world... and you'll absorb that. cbengine lodesire gravity indicator Have a look here: cbengine.com/id/lodesire-graphs (look below the ads) That web site does analysis on digital products like these. You'll get some sensible information from them in regards to LoD's "credibility". LoD has done a bunch of millions in sales by now, and it's one amongst the leading merchandise on Clickbank's marketplace each in terms of recognition and customer satisfaction (the "Gravity" indicator, that is... that is at a hundred+ right now as you'll see). Few products have it so high, I will assure you that. half dozen. Money back 100percent guaranteed? This is what you want to know: If you finish up not being satisfied with it, for no matter reason... will you get back what you paid? That straightforward really? No tricks? That is specifically how it is. You will have a hundredp.c of your payment back if you are doing request it. No questions asked, no weird stuff. This is often a image of the order type, look what I marked in red. language desire cash back guarantee in order form If you click on that "come back policy" link, you may get to the total statement of their refund guarantee. Check it out here if you wish. A bit additional concerning Clickbank: They're the platform and payment processing system chosen by Digital Romance. They've been doing this since the '90s and have paid out billions in the method, you can try their wikipedia page if you want to grasp additional concerning them. Good credentials right? This issue is as so much from a scam because it can be. Each DRI and CB risk their name here, to form you content. 7. Conclusion Thus let's place it all together. Now you recognize precisely what it is, what's in it and in what format, how abundant will it value exactly, how safe and personal the purchase is, who's backing it up with their credibility, whether or not it's unique and value paying for or not... and thus on. Is it magic, like it's generally presented as such in the video? No. Can it do a good job of improving the chances you domesticate and capture your man's attraction? Yes. Therefore, if you do decide to buy it in the end, and feel I've been helpful, I'd extremely appreciate it if you utilize my very own coupon to access their site right before you get it (thus they can apprehend I sent you). create sure below order type That is the bottom half of the order type you will would like to fill out so as to buy LoD (which you may access by hitting the massive colorful button on their web site). Just create certain it says [ affiliate = fgem7 ] instead of whatever different name. If it does not, click again on my coupon link (a very little higher up) and go from there. That manner I get credit for it rather than anybody who fooled you into clicking, trying to get a quick buck by creating a bunch of dishonest, unhelpful, totally-biased reviews. Considering that a full refund is guaranteed for individuals who would possibly amendment their mind later, the fact that The Language of Want remains so fashionable and maintaining a high "Gravity" of a hundred+ (as mentioned higher than) means that ladies do realize worth after having bought and tried it. ...and that is all I recognize! Thanks so a lot of for reading.

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Language of Desire Review

Language of Desire Review

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Language of Want: Review Considering getting LoD? Let's put together everything you wish to know. passion kissing image You're most likely here trying for freelance and neutral opinions of LoD (Language of Desire), thus you can decide if you wish it or not. The purpose of this will be to save you time. Hopefully this can be the last review you will want to scan, as I'll be turning it into the foremost complete and definitive overview of LoD: Must-recognize data, all reviews and feedback, an within check out the members space, folks's opinions and experiences... Please keep in mind this is often unbiased. I'm not related to any company, I simply make useful reviews. As you probably suffered already, the Internet is saturated with faux, useless reviews... it becomes very difficult to seek out true human experiences! After this, you may know if you want it or not. Fast navigation one What is it precisely? + key knowledge a pair of What's inside? Contents... three Where is it free or discounted? four Who's created it? Credibility? 5 Is it distinctive? Alternatives? half dozen Money back a hundredpercent guarantee? seven Conclusion 8 Feedback & people's opinions 1. What's it exactly? The Language of Desire may be a digital interactive book that teaches how to form a man obsessive about you by using sure words, expressions and mechanisms at the proper moments. Thus it's primarily pleasing, easy-to-scan piece concerning an exotic, primal facet to the erotic minds of men, that involves each love & sexuality. It's about turning him into your monogamy addict. By the manner, don't be turned off by the hype in their presentation video, that is simply what they need to try and do to urge noticed within the trade. The essence of why it works is that men LOVE to listen to this "dirty" talk, however terribly few girls are naturally smart at it (or specially feel smart concerning doing it). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfMZl56AVOo

Some short examples: - “You smell DELICIOUS” - “You look BIGGER” - “You build me FEEL SAFE” - “You are HUGE” - “Have me LINED UP” - “Take me NOW” language of desire full package image But you recognize all of that already 'cause you've got been to their video, so let's cut to the chase! KEY INFORMATION -Creators: Felicity Keith & Michael Fiore from Digital Romance. -Actual price: $forty seven. No hidden or future charges whatsoever. -Discounts: None. There's only one mounted value! Below you'll see why. -Physical delivery: Not possible. Virtually delivered. -Launched: Late 2014. -Official web site: Language Of Need.com -Format: On-line platform. Use your non-public info to log-in from anywhere, at any time... using your phone, pc or tablet (very versatile!). No downloads are necessary. -Privacy: Checked. Nobody has to grasp you acquire this. It's meant that approach. It won't show as such in any report or statement, and zip needs to be shipped. -Availability: From Clickbank exclusively. Not from Amazon, not from anywhere else. They own full rights. -Support / Customer service: No drawback, they are fast and humane. Couldn't find any complaints. 2. What's inside? LoD includes a beautiful members space that is full of contents organized into totally different phases and modules. lodesire login Each module encompasses a rating system and its own "Comments" section, thus you are actually in touch with alternative users. Usually well put along and designed. It's nice visually and there's sensible organization... you can see it's meant to be consumed with ease. want menu Every part is downloadable in PDF format in case you want to scan it offline (from your computer, mobile, tablet...) or as MP3 audio tracks if you'd rather hear it. lod inside module Now, I will not go into detail here as a result of you've most likely seen this already... however I realize these to be the foremost juicy and fascinating components of LoD (seriously, look at those names): 1. Monogamous-Man Maximizer 2. Erotic Telepathy Technique three. Invisible Chastity Belt four. The Madonna Moan five. The Erotic Action Movie Hack 6. The Tease Intensifier 7. The Cuddle Hormone eight. Sexual Singularity 9. The P*rn Destroyer ten. Seed of Want eleven. Super Oral Intensifier twelve. The No-Touch Lay 13. The Lust Mirror Technique 14. The Romance Rotator fifteen. Pavlov's Erection Technique sixteen. Friend-to-Fantasy Technique Plus three bonuses that are additional to the most eBook: one. Silent Seduction: Own him while not saying a word. Everything else is pretty much allowed. 2. Unstoppable Confidence: Learn from two consultants how to (brutally) use being a feminine to your advantage. three. The great Girl's Guide to Texting Dirty: Once-a-private collection of 200+ proven, tested, done-for-you texts to use on your man. One last issue: If you're on your mobile, that you almost certainly are, here you have got a much additional mobile-friendly version of LoD's web site. No boring video in there! 3. Where is it free or at least discounted? I'm sorry to say but all discounts you have seen are pretend. LoD cannot be bought cheaper. It's exclusively sold at one universal, mounted worth: $47. Now, will you download it free? In PDF or something? Once more, I did search onerous however it's just not there. That would be piracy and these days programs like these are terribly tough to reupload... they are dynamic platforms, not simply a bunch of files. Even if something just like the Language of Want was cracked and put online, it would most likely be taken down inside hours. If you can notice it, thus can the copyright holders. You would not have the support anyway, or the interaction with other users. lod main product four. Who's created it? Are they credible? Felicity Keith in collaboration with Michael Fiore from the good recent Digital Romance. felicity keith picture image lodesire Felicity is a mean woman, a mother after all, who's simply really sensible at teaching her experiences and peculiar ways with men. This is her facebook page. Michael Fiore may be a terribly cool relationship/sex coach and he is been thus for a bunch of years. He is the top of DRI thus he's crazy fluent in the topic. He used his place within the business to help develop and market LoD. Check him out on TV a few years back. Digital Romance Inc is the publishing house behind the product. These guys have launched different successful stuff within the past... like the famous Text Your Ex Back, or Capture His Heart... these are the fellows who place their credibility on the table! They are well established and that they publish good stuff for each men and girls. You'll be able to take a look at their articles or their Pinterest if you want. digital romance inc logo picture five. Is it distinctive? Alternatives? There have invariably been smart romance novels, or maybe dirty-talk books and other online stuff, to primarily show you ways to boost your probabilities of creating a man yours and only yours. Having said that, I very could not find something likewise place along and presented (and to the purpose) as LoD... and i do not say that just as a result of I'm reviewing it! However as a result of you do not have to travel trough four hundred pages of paragraphs to master the attraction of the person you want. Please go ahead and prove me wrong (contact me below) if you know of another book or system that's additional helpful and pleasing to browse than LoD, which will enlighten you on how to get men to crave for you (even a lot of than usual). Therefore, do you really need to obtain this? Could not you find the same info at no cost on the Internet? You'll continuously do this, everything is out there online, but making the educational process quick and pleasing (and forcing yourself to learn something as a result of you have purchased it) is the explanation why we have a tendency to're here. There is price to the fact that this girl has worked to concentrate her experiences each in real life and searching trough mountains of creepiness in the Internet. LoD is based on her lifetime of apply and accumulated wisdom around the masculine mind in the $64000 world... and you'll be able to absorb that. cbengine lodesire gravity indicator Take a peek here: cbengine.com/id/lodesire-graphs (look below the ads) That website will research on digital merchandise like these. You'll get some good information from them with regard to LoD's "credibility". LoD has done a bunch of millions in sales by now, and it's one in all the leading products on Clickbank's marketplace each in terms of recognition and client satisfaction (the "Gravity" indicator, that's... that is at one hundred+ right currently as you'll be able to see). Few products have it so high, I will assure you that. half dozen. Cash back a hundredp.c guaranteed? This can be what you would like to grasp: If you end up not being glad with it, for whatever reason... will you revisit what you paid? That easy very? No tricks? That's precisely how it is. You will have 100p.c of your payment back if you are doing request it. No queries asked, no weird stuff. This is often a image of the order type, look what I marked in red. language want cash back guarantee in order form If you click on that "come policy" link, you may get to the full statement of their refund guarantee. Check it out here if you want. A bit more regarding Clickbank: They are the platform and payment processing system chosen by Digital Romance. They've been doing this since the '90s and have paid out billions in the method, you can take a look at their wikipedia page if you want to understand a lot of about them. Good credentials right? This factor is as way from a scam as it can be. Both DRI and CB risk their name here, to form you content. seven. Conclusion So let's put it all together. Now you know exactly what it is, what's in it and in what format, how much will it value exactly, how safe and non-public the purchase is, who's backing it up with their credibility, whether or not it's distinctive and worth paying for or not... and so on. Is it magic, prefer it's generally presented as such within the video? No. Will it do a smart job of improving the probabilities you domesticate and capture your man's attraction? Yes. So, if you do decide to buy it in the tip, and feel I've been helpful, I'd very appreciate it if you utilize my very own coupon to access their site right before you purchase it (thus they'll recognize I sent you). make positive below order form That's the underside part of the order form you will need to fill out so as to buy LoD (that you'll access by hitting the large colourful button on their web site). Just make sure it says [ affiliate = fgem7 ] rather than whatever alternative name. 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Language of Desire Review

Language of Desire Review

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Language of Desire: Review Considering buying LoD? Let's put together everything you wish to know. passion kissing image You're most likely here wanting for independent and neutral opinions of LoD (Language of Need), thus you'll decide if you wish it or not. The purpose of this can be to save you time. Hopefully this will be the last review you'll want to browse, as I'll be turning it into the foremost complete and definitive overview of LoD: Must-apprehend information, all reviews and feedback, an within cross-check the members space, individuals's opinions and experiences... Please remember this is unbiased. I'm not connected to any company, I just make helpful reviews. As you probably suffered already, the Internet is saturated with fake, useless reviews... it becomes terribly difficult to seek out true human experiences! Once this, you may recognize if you want it or not. Fast navigation 1 What is it exactly? + key information 2 What is within? Contents... three Where is it free or discounted? 4 Who's created it? Credibility? 5 Is it distinctive? Alternatives? six Cash back 100p.c guarantee? 7 Conclusion 8 Feedback & people's opinions one. What is it specifically? The Language of Want is a digital interactive book that teaches how to create a person obsessed with you by using certain words, expressions and mechanisms at the right moments. So it's essentially a pleasant, straightforward-to-read piece concerning an exotic, primal facet to the erotic minds of men, that involves both love & sexuality. It's concerning turning him into your monogamy addict. By the manner, do not be turned off by the hype in their presentation video, that is simply what they have to do to get noticed within the industry. The essence of why it works is that men LOVE to listen to this "dirty" speak, but terribly few girls are naturally sensible at it (or specially feel good regarding doing it). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfMZl56AVOo

Some short examples: - “You smell DELICIOUS” - “You look BIGGER” - “You make me FEEL SAFE” - “You are HUGE” - “Have me LINED UP” - “Take me CURRENTLY” language of need full package image However you recognize all of that already 'cause you've got been to their video, so let's cut to the chase! KEY KNOWLEDGE -Creators: Felicity Keith & Michael Fiore from Digital Romance. -Exact value: $47. No hidden or future charges whatsoever. -Discounts: None. There's solely one mounted price! Below you may see why. -Physical delivery: Not attainable. Virtually delivered. -Launched: Late 2014. -Official web site: Language Of Desire.com -Format: On-line platform. Use your private information to log-in from anywhere, at any time... using your phone, computer or pill (very flexible!). No downloads are necessary. -Privacy: Checked. Nobody has to know you got this. It's meant that method. It will not show as such in any report or statement, and zilch needs to be shipped. -Availability: From Clickbank completely. Not from Amazon, not from anywhere else. They own full rights. -Support / Client service: No drawback, they are fast and humane. Could not notice any complaints. a pair of. What is within? LoD incorporates a beautiful members area that is full of contents organized into completely different phases and modules. lodesire login Every module contains a rating system and its own "Comments" section, so you are truly in touch with other users. Usually well put together and built. 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Friend-to-Fantasy Methodology Plus 3 bonuses that are additional to the main eBook: 1. Silent Seduction: Own him without saying a word. Everything else is just about allowed. 2. Unstoppable Confidence: Learn from 2 experts a way to (brutally) use being a feminine to your advantage. 3. The nice Woman's Guide to Texting Dirty: Once-a-non-public collection of 200+ proven, tested, done-for-you texts to use on your man. One last issue: If you are on your mobile, that you probably are, here you've got a a lot of a lot of mobile-friendly version of LoD's website. No boring video in there! 3. Where is it free or at least discounted? I'm sorry to say but all discounts you've seen are pretend. LoD can't be bought cheaper. It's exclusively sold at one universal, mounted worth: $forty seven. Now, will you download it for free? In PDF or something? Once more, I did search hard but it's just not there. That would be piracy and these days programs like these are terribly troublesome to reupload... they're dynamic platforms, not just a bunch of files. Even if one thing like the Language of Want was cracked and put on-line, it might probably be taken down within hours. If you'll be able to find it, so will the copyright holders. You would not have the support anyway, or the interaction with alternative users. lod main product four. Who's created it? Are they credible? Felicity Keith in collaboration with Michael Fiore from the great old Digital Romance. felicity keith image image lodesire Felicity is an average girl, a mother of course, who's merely extremely smart at teaching her experiences and peculiar ways with men. This can be her facebook page. Michael Fiore is a terribly cool relationship/sex coach and he's been thus for a bunch of years. He is the top of DRI thus he's crazy fluent in the subject. He used his place in the trade to help develop and market LoD. Check him out on TV a few years back. Digital Romance Inc is that the publishing house behind the merchandise. These guys have launched other successful stuff within the past... like the famous Text Your Ex Back, or Capture His Heart... these are the guys who put their credibility on the table! They are well established and they publish good stuff for each men and ladies. You can have a look at their articles or their Pinterest if you wish. digital romance inc brand image five. Is it distinctive? Alternatives? There have perpetually been good romance novels, or maybe dirty-speak books and alternative on-line stuff, to essentially show you ways to enhance your probabilities of making a person yours and solely yours. Having said that, I very could not notice something also put together and presented (and to the point) as LoD... and i don't say that just as a result of I'm reviewing it! But as a result of you do not have to travel trough 400 pages of paragraphs to master the attraction of the man you want. Please go ahead and prove me wrong (contact me below) if you recognize of another book or system that is additional useful and pleasing to read than LoD, that will enlighten you on how to urge men to crave for you (even a lot of than usual). So, do you really need to get hold of this? Could not you discover the same info at no cost on the Internet? You can forever do this, everything is out there on-line, however making the training method fast and pleasing (and forcing yourself to learn something as a result of you have procured it) is the reason why we tend to're here. There is price to the actual fact that this girl has worked to concentrate her experiences both in real life and looking out trough mountains of creepiness in the Internet. LoD is based on her lifetime of apply and accumulated wisdom around the masculine mind in the $64000 world... and you can absorb that. cbengine lodesire gravity indicator Take a look here: cbengine.com/id/lodesire-graphs (look below the ads) That website will analysis on digital product like these. You'll be able to get some smart info from them with reference to LoD's "credibility". LoD has done a bunch of millions in sales by now, and it's one of the leading merchandise on Clickbank's marketplace both in terms of recognition and customer satisfaction (the "Gravity" indicator, that's... which is at one hundred+ right currently as you'll see). Few products have it thus high, I can assure you that. half-dozen. Money back a hundred% guaranteed? This is what you want to grasp: If you finish up not being happy with it, for whatever reason... can you get back what you paid? That simple really? No tricks? That's specifically how it is. You will have a hundredp.c of your payment back if you do request it. No questions asked, no weird stuff. This is often a image of the order type, look what I marked in red. language need money back guarantee in order kind If you click on that "come back policy" link, you may get to the complete statement of their refund guarantee. Check it out here if you would like. A bit more regarding Clickbank: They are the platform and payment processing system chosen by Digital Romance. They've been doing this since the '90s and have paid out billions in the method, you can take a look at their wikipedia page if you want to understand a lot of regarding them. Good credentials right? This thing is as so much from a scam as it can be. Both DRI and CB risk their name here, to create you happy. 7. Conclusion Therefore let's put it all along. Currently you recognize precisely what it's, what is in it and in what format, how a lot of does it value exactly, how safe and private the acquisition is, who's backing it up with their credibility, whether it's distinctive and price paying for or not... and thus on. Is it magic, like it's sometimes presented as such within the video? No. Can it do a sensible job of improving the probabilities you domesticate and capture your man's attraction? Yes. Therefore, if you do decide to buy it in the top, and feel I've been helpful, I'd really appreciate it if you utilize my own coupon to access their site right before you get it (therefore they will understand I sent you). make certain below order kind That's the bottom half of the order kind you may would like to fill out so as to buy LoD (which you may access by hitting the massive colorful button on their website). Simply make sure it says [ affiliate = fgem7 ] rather than no matter other name. If it does not, click again on my coupon link (a little higher up) and go from there. That way I get credit for it rather than anybody who fooled you into clicking, wanting to get a quick buck by creating a bunch of dishonest, unhelpful, totally-biased reviews. Considering that a full refund is guaranteed for individuals who might change their mind later, the fact that The Language of Want continues to be thus common and maintaining a high "Gravity" of 100+ (as mentioned on top of) means that ladies do realize price once having bought and tried it. ...and that is all I understand! Thanks so abundant for reading.

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Language of Desire Review

Language of Desire Review

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Language of Want: Review Considering getting LoD? Let's put along everything you would like to grasp. passion kissing image You're most likely here trying for independent and neutral opinions of LoD (Language of Need), therefore you'll decide if you wish it or not. The purpose of this will be to avoid wasting you time. Hopefully this will be the last review you'll need to scan, as I'll be turning it into the most complete and definitive overview of LoD: Must-apprehend information, all reviews and feedback, an inside scrutinize the members area, people's opinions and experiences... Please keep in mind this can be unbiased. I'm not connected to any company, I simply make useful reviews. As you probably suffered already, the Internet is saturated with fake, useless reviews... it becomes very difficult to seek out true human experiences! Once this, you may recognize if you wish it or not. Quick navigation 1 What's it exactly? + key data a pair of What's inside? Contents... 3 Where is it free or discounted? 4 Who's created it? Credibility? five Is it unique? Alternatives? vi Money back a hundredp.c guarantee? 7 Conclusion 8 Feedback & folks's opinions one. What is it precisely? The Language of Want could be a digital interactive book that teaches how to form a person obsessed with you by using sure words, expressions and mechanisms at the correct moments. Thus it's basically an enjoyable, easy-to-read piece concerning an exotic, primal aspect to the erotic minds of men, which involves both love & sexuality. It's concerning turning him into your monogamy addict. By the manner, do not be turned off by the hype in their presentation video, that's simply what they need to do to urge noticed in the business. The essence of why it works is that men LOVE to listen to this "dirty" speak, however very few women are naturally smart at it (or specially feel good about doing it). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfMZl56AVOo

Some short examples: - “You smell DELICIOUS” - “You look BIGGER” - “You create me FEEL SAFE” - “You are HUGE” - “Have me LINED UP” - “Take me NOW” language of need full package image But you know all of that already 'cause you've got been to their video, so let's cut to the chase! KEY INFORMATION -Creators: Felicity Keith & Michael Fiore from Digital Romance. -Precise value: $forty seven. No hidden or future charges whatsoever. -Discounts: None. There is only one fastened price! Below you'll see why. -Physical delivery: Not attainable. Virtually delivered. -Launched: Late 2014. -Official website: Language Of Want.com -Format: On-line platform. Use your private data to log-in from anywhere, at any time... using your phone, pc or pill (very versatile!). No downloads are necessary. -Privacy: Checked. Nobody has to understand you purchased this. It's meant that approach. It won't show as such in any report or statement, and zilch wants to be shipped. -Availability: From Clickbank completely. Not from Amazon, not from anywhere else. They own full rights. -Support / Client service: No drawback, they are quick and humane. Could not realize any complaints. two. What's within? LoD features a beautiful members area that is full of contents organized into totally different phases and modules. lodesire login Every module includes a rating system and its own "Comments" section, so you are actually in bit with alternative users. Generally well place along and engineered. It's nice visually and there is smart organization... you'll be able to see it's meant to be consumed with ease. desire menu Every half is downloadable in PDF format in case you wish to read it offline (from your pc, mobile, pill...) or as MP3 audio tracks if you'd rather listen to it. lod inside module Now, I won't go into detail here because you've probably seen this already... however I find these to be the foremost juicy and fascinating parts of LoD (seriously, examine those names): 1. Monogamous-Man Maximizer a pair of. Erotic Telepathy Technique three. Invisible Chastity Belt 4. The Madonna Moan 5. The Erotic Action Movie Hack half dozen. The Tease Intensifier seven. The Cuddle Hormone 8. Sexual Singularity 9. The P*rn Destroyer 10. Seed of Desire eleven. Super Oral Intensifier 12. The No-Bit Lay 13. The Lust Mirror Technique fourteen. The Romance Rotator 15. Pavlov's Erection Technique sixteen. Friend-to-Fantasy Technique Plus three bonuses that are further to the main eBook: one. Silent Seduction: Own him without saying a word. Everything else is pretty much allowed. a pair of. Unstoppable Confidence: Learn from 2 experts the way to (brutally) use being a feminine to your advantage. 3. The great Lady's Guide to Texting Dirty: Once-a-non-public collection of two hundred+ proven, tested, done-for-you texts to use on your man. One last issue: If you're on your mobile, which you most likely are, here you have got a much more mobile-friendly version of LoD's web site. No boring video in there! 3. Where is it free or a minimum of discounted? I'm sorry to mention however all discounts you have seen are faux. LoD can't be bought cheaper. It's completely sold at one universal, mounted price: $47. Now, can you download it at no cost? In PDF or one thing? Once more, I did search hard but it's just not there. That would be piracy and today programs like these are very troublesome to reupload... they're dynamic platforms, not simply a bunch of files. Even if one thing just like the Language of Desire was cracked and put online, it would in all probability be taken down among hours. If you'll be able to notice it, thus will the copyright holders. You would not have the support anyway, or the interaction with alternative users. lod main product four. Who's created it? Are they credible? Felicity Keith in collaboration with Michael Fiore from the good old Digital Romance. felicity keith image image lodesire Felicity is an average woman, a mother in fact, who's merely very sensible at teaching her experiences and peculiar methods with men. This is her facebook page. Michael Fiore could be a very cool relationship/sex coach and he's been therefore for a bunch of years. He is the top of DRI so he is crazy fluent in the subject. He used his place in the trade to assist develop and market LoD. Check him out on TV some years back. Digital Romance Inc is that the publishing house behind the product. These guys have launched alternative successful stuff in the past... like the famous Text Your Ex Back, or Capture His Heart... these are the blokes who put their credibility on the table! They're well established and that they publish good stuff for both men and women. You can take a peek at their articles or their Pinterest if you want. digital romance inc brand picture five. Is it unique? Alternatives? There have invariably been smart romance novels, or maybe dirty-talk books and other on-line stuff, to basically show you the way to improve your probabilities of making a man yours and only yours. Having said that, I really could not notice anything similarly place together and presented (and to the purpose) as LoD... and that i do not say that just because I'm reviewing it! But as a result of you do not have to travel trough 400 pages of paragraphs to master the attraction of the man you want. Please go ahead and prove me wrong (contact me below) if you recognize of another book or system that is additional useful and pleasing to read than LoD, that will enlighten you on how to urge men to crave for you (even additional than usual). So, do you really would like to pay money for this? Could not you find the identical info free on the Internet? You'll be able to continuously try this, everything is out there on-line, however creating the learning method quick and pleasing (and forcing yourself to find out something as a result of you've got bought it) is the reason why we tend to're here. There is price to the fact that this woman has worked to concentrate her experiences each in real life and looking out trough mountains of creepiness in the Internet. LoD is predicated on her lifetime of follow and accumulated knowledge round the masculine mind in the $64000 world... and you can absorb that. cbengine lodesire gravity indicator Take a look here: cbengine.com/id/lodesire-graphs (look below the ads) That web site does research on digital products like these. You can get some smart info from them in regards to LoD's "credibility". LoD has done a bunch of millions in sales by now, and it's one among the leading merchandise on Clickbank's marketplace both in terms of popularity and customer satisfaction (the "Gravity" indicator, that is... that is at one hundred+ right currently as you can see). Few product have it therefore high, I can assure you that. 6. Cash back a hundredpercent guaranteed? This is often what you wish to understand: If you finish up not being glad with it, for whatever reason... can you revisit what you paid? That straightforward really? No tricks? That is specifically how it is. You will have one hundredp.c of your payment back if you do request it. No questions asked, no weird stuff. This is often a image of the order form, look what I marked in red. language need cash back guarantee so as type If you click on that "come policy" link, you will get to the complete statement of their refund guarantee. Check it out here if you want. A bit additional concerning Clickbank: They're the platform and payment processing system chosen by Digital Romance. They've been doing this since the '90s and have paid out billions in the method, you'll try their wikipedia page if you'd like to understand a lot of concerning them. Smart credentials right? This thing is as way from a scam because it can be. Both DRI and CB risk their name here, to create you content. seven. Conclusion Therefore let's place it all along. Currently you know specifically what it's, what is in it and in what format, how a lot of will it price precisely, how safe and non-public the purchase is, who's backing it up with their credibility, whether it's distinctive and price paying for or not... and so on. Is it magic, prefer it's generally presented as such within the video? No. Can it do a good job of improving the possibilities you domesticate and capture your man's attraction? Yes. Therefore, if you are doing decide to buy it in the end, and feel I've been helpful, I'd very appreciate it if you use my own coupon to access their web site right before you buy it (thus they can know I sent you). build sure below order form That's the bottom half of the order type you may want to fill out in order to buy LoD (which you may access by hitting the massive colorful button on their web site). Just build certain it says [ affiliate = fgem7 ] rather than whatever other name. 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Language of Desire Review

Language of Desire Review

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Language of Desire: Review Considering getting LoD? Let's put along everything you would like to grasp. passion kissing image You are in all probability here looking for independent and neutral opinions of LoD (Language of Want), thus you can decide if you want it or not. The purpose of this will be to avoid wasting you time. Hopefully this will be the last review you'll want to read, as I'll be turning it into the most complete and definitive overview of LoD: Must-apprehend info, all reviews and feedback, an within consider the members area, individuals's opinions and experiences... Please remember this is often unbiased. I'm not connected to any company, I just build helpful reviews. As you probably suffered already, the Internet is saturated with fake, useless reviews... it becomes terribly tough to find true human experiences! After this, you may recognize if you want it or not. Quick navigation 1 What's it specifically? + key data 2 What's within? Contents... 3 Where is it free or discounted? four Who's created it? Credibility? 5 Is it distinctive? Alternatives? half-dozen Cash back one hundred% guarantee? seven Conclusion 8 Feedback & folks's opinions 1. What is it precisely? The Language of Want may be a digital interactive book that teaches how to form a man obsessive about you by using sure words, expressions and mechanisms at the proper moments. Therefore it's primarily pleasing, straightforward-to-browse piece regarding an exotic, primal aspect to the erotic minds of men, which involves each love & sexuality. It's about turning him into your monogamy addict. By the method, do not be turned off by the hype in their presentation video, that's just what they have to try and do to urge noticed in the business. The essence of why it works is that men LOVE to hear this "dirty" speak, however very few girls are naturally sensible at it (or specially feel good concerning doing it). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfMZl56AVOo

Some short examples: - “You smell DELICIOUS” - “You look BIGGER” - “You build me FEEL SAFE” - “You are HUGE” - “Have me LINED UP” - “Take me CURRENTLY” language of need full package picture However you know all of that already 'cause you've been to their video, thus let's cut to the chase! KEY KNOWLEDGE -Creators: Felicity Keith & Michael Fiore from Digital Romance. -Precise price: $forty seven. No hidden or future charges whatsoever. -Discounts: None. There's solely one fixed price! Below you may see why. -Physical delivery: Not doable. Virtually delivered. -Launched: Late 2014. -Official web site: Language Of Desire.com -Format: Online platform. Use your private information to log-in from anywhere, at any time... using your phone, pc or tablet (very versatile!). No downloads are necessary. -Privacy: Checked. Nobody has to grasp you bought this. It's meant that method. It will not show as such in any report or statement, and nothing desires to be shipped. -Availability: From Clickbank solely. Not from Amazon, not from anywhere else. They own full rights. -Support / Customer service: No drawback, they're quick and humane. Couldn't find any complaints. 2. What is within? LoD features a lovely members area that is stuffed with contents organized into completely different phases and modules. lodesire login Each module has a rating system and its own "Comments" section, so you are actually in bit with different users. Generally well place together and built. It's nice visually and there is smart organization... you'll see it's meant to be consumed with ease. need menu Each part is downloadable in PDF format in case you want to read it offline (from your computer, mobile, pill...) or as MP3 audio tracks if you'd rather listen to it. lod inside module Now, I will not go into detail here as a result of you've got most likely seen this already... but I find these to be the foremost juicy and attention-grabbing elements of LoD (seriously, study those names): 1. Monogamous-Man Maximizer a pair of. Erotic Telepathy Technique three. Invisible Chastity Belt four. The Madonna Moan 5. The Erotic Action Movie Hack half-dozen. The Tease Intensifier seven. The Cuddle Hormone 8. Sexual Singularity nine. The P*rn Destroyer 10. Seed of Desire eleven. Super Oral Intensifier twelve. The No-Bit Lay thirteen. The Lust Mirror Technique 14. The Romance Rotator 15. Pavlov's Erection Technique sixteen. Friend-to-Fantasy Technique Plus three bonuses that are extra to the main eBook: one. Silent Seduction: Own him while not saying a word. Everything else is pretty much allowed. a pair of. Unstoppable Confidence: Learn from two experts the way to (brutally) use being a female to your advantage. 3. The good Woman's Guide to Texting Dirty: Once-a-non-public assortment of two hundred+ proven, tested, done-for-you texts to use on your man. One last thing: If you are on your mobile, which you almost certainly are, here you have a much more mobile-friendly version of LoD's web site. No boring video in there! 3. Where is it free or a minimum of discounted? I'm sorry to say however all discounts you've got seen are pretend. LoD cannot be bought cheaper. It's exclusively sold at one universal, fastened value: $47. Currently, will you download it at no cost? In PDF or something? Again, I did search laborious however it's simply not there. That would be piracy and these days programs like these are terribly troublesome to reupload... they're dynamic platforms, not just a bunch of files. Even if one thing just like the Language of Desire was cracked and place online, it might in all probability be taken down among hours. If you'll realize it, thus will the copyright holders. You wouldn't have the support anyway, or the interaction with different users. lod main product 4. Who's created it? Are they credible? Felicity Keith in collaboration with Michael Fiore from the good old Digital Romance. felicity keith image image lodesire Felicity is an average girl, a mother of course, who's simply very good at teaching her experiences and peculiar methods with men. This is often her facebook page. Michael Fiore could be a terribly cool relationship/sex coach and he is been thus for a bunch of years. He is the pinnacle of DRI thus he is crazy fluent in the topic. He used his place in the industry to help develop and market LoD. Check him out on TV some years back. Digital Romance Inc is that the publishing house behind the product. These guys have launched alternative successful stuff within the past... like the famous Text Your Ex Back, or Capture His Heart... these are the guys who place their credibility on the table! They're well established and they publish sensible stuff for both men and ladies. You can take a peek at their articles or their Pinterest if you want. digital romance inc logo image 5. Is it distinctive? Alternatives? There have always been sensible romance novels, or maybe dirty-talk books and alternative on-line stuff, to basically show you the way to improve your possibilities of creating a person yours and solely yours. Having said that, I extremely couldn't notice anything likewise place together and presented (and to the point) as LoD... and that i don't say that just as a result of I'm reviewing it! But as a result of you do not have to travel trough four hundred pages of paragraphs to master the attraction of the person you desire. Please go ahead and prove me wrong (contact me below) if you recognize of another book or system that is additional helpful and pleasing to scan than LoD, which will enlighten you on how to get men to crave for you (even more than usual). Therefore, do you really need to get this? Couldn't you find the same data for free on the Internet? You'll be able to always do this, everything is out there online, but making the training method quick and pleasing (and forcing yourself to find out something because you've bought it) is the reason why we tend to're here. There is value to the very fact that this lady has worked to concentrate her experiences both in real life and looking trough mountains of creepiness within the Internet. LoD relies on her lifetime of practice and accumulated wisdom round the masculine mind in the real world... and you'll be able to absorb that. cbengine lodesire gravity indicator Have a look here: cbengine.com/id/lodesire-graphs (look below the ads) That site will analysis on digital product like these. You'll get some sensible data from them with reference to LoD's "credibility". LoD has done a bunch of millions in sales by now, and it's one in all the leading products on Clickbank's marketplace each in terms of recognition and client satisfaction (the "Gravity" indicator, that is... which is at one hundred+ right now as you can see). Few products have it therefore high, I can assure you that. 6. Money back a hundred% guaranteed? This is often what you want to understand: If you end up not being glad with it, for whatever reason... will you retreat to what you paid? That easy extremely? No tricks? That is exactly how it's. You may have a hundred% of your payment back if you do request it. No queries asked, no weird stuff. This is often a image of the order type, look what I marked in red. language desire cash back guarantee in order type If you click on that "return policy" link, you may get to the complete statement of their refund guarantee. Check it out here if you wish. A bit a lot of concerning Clickbank: They're the platform and payment processing system chosen by Digital Romance. They've been doing this since the '90s and have paid out billions in the process, you'll try their wikipedia page if you need to grasp additional concerning them. Sensible credentials right? This thing is as so much from a scam because it can be. Both DRI and CB risk their name here, to create you cheerful. 7. Conclusion So let's put it all together. Currently you recognize precisely what it is, what is in it and in what format, how much will it price precisely, how safe and private the acquisition is, who's backing it up with their credibility, whether it's unique and value paying for or not... and so on. Is it magic, prefer it's sometimes presented as such within the video? No. Can it do a smart job of improving the possibilities you domesticate and capture your man's attraction? Yes. So, if you are doing decide to shop for it in the tip, and feel I've been useful, I'd really appreciate it if you employ my very own coupon to access their site right before you buy it (so they'll grasp I sent you). make positive below order kind That's the bottom half of the order form you will want to fill out so as to buy LoD (which you'll access by hitting the massive colourful button on their site). Simply build certain it says [ affiliate = fgem7 ] rather than whatever different name. 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Language of Desire Review

Language of Desire Review

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Language of Want: Review Considering buying LoD? Let's place together everything you wish to understand. passion kissing image You're most likely here looking for freelance and neutral opinions of LoD (Language of Want), thus you'll decide if you wish it or not. The purpose of this can be to save lots of you time. Hopefully this will be the last review you'll need to scan, as I'll be turning it into the foremost complete and definitive overview of LoD: Must-understand information, all reviews and feedback, an inside verify the members area, individuals's opinions and experiences... Please remember this is unbiased. I'm not connected to any company, I just build useful reviews. As you almost certainly suffered already, the Internet is saturated with pretend, useless reviews... it becomes very troublesome to seek out true human experiences! After this, you'll apprehend if you want it or not. Fast navigation one What is it specifically? + key knowledge a pair of What is inside? Contents... 3 Where is it free or discounted? 4 Who's created it? Credibility? five Is it distinctive? Alternatives? half dozen Cash back one hundredp.c guarantee? seven Conclusion eight Feedback & folks's opinions 1. What is it specifically? The Language of Want is a digital interactive book that teaches how to create a person obsessive about you by using bound words, expressions and mechanisms at the right moments. So it's essentially pleasing, easy-to-read piece regarding an exotic, primal aspect to the erotic minds of men, that involves both love & sexuality. It's regarding turning him into your monogamy addict. By the approach, do not be turned off by the hype in their presentation video, that is simply what they need to try to to to urge noticed in the industry. The essence of why it works is that men LOVE to listen to this "dirty" speak, but very few girls are naturally smart at it (or specially feel sensible concerning doing it). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfMZl56AVOo

Some short examples: - “You smell DELICIOUS” - “You look BIGGER” - “You create me FEEL SAFE” - “You're HUGE” - “Have me LINED UP” - “Take me NOW” language of desire full package image But you recognize all of that already 'cause you've got been to their video, therefore let's cut to the chase! KEY INFORMATION -Creators: Felicity Keith & Michael Fiore from Digital Romance. -Precise price: $47. No hidden or future charges whatsoever. -Discounts: None. There's only one fixed worth! Below you will see why. -Physical delivery: Not potential. Virtually delivered. -Launched: Late 2014. -Official website: Language Of Need.com -Format: On-line platform. Use your non-public information to log-in from anywhere, at any time... using your phone, computer or tablet (very flexible!). No downloads are necessary. -Privacy: Checked. Nobody has to understand you acquire this. It's meant that method. It will not show as such in any report or statement, and zip needs to be shipped. -Availability: From Clickbank exclusively. Not from Amazon, not from anywhere else. They own full rights. -Support / Client service: No drawback, they're quick and humane. Couldn't realize any complaints. two. What's inside? LoD features a stunning members space that is full of contents organized into different phases and modules. lodesire login Every module incorporates a rating system and its own "Comments" section, so you are actually in bit with other users. Generally well place together and designed. It's nice visually and there's smart organization... you'll see it's meant to be consumed with ease. need menu Each half is downloadable in PDF format in case you would like to read it offline (from your laptop, mobile, pill...) or as MP3 audio tracks if you'd rather listen to it. lod within module Currently, I will not go into detail here as a result of you've probably seen this already... but I find these to be the most juicy and attention-grabbing parts of LoD (seriously, take a look at those names): one. Monogamous-Man Maximizer a pair of. Erotic Telepathy Technique 3. Invisible Chastity Belt four. The Madonna Moan five. The Erotic Action Movie Hack six. The Tease Intensifier 7. The Cuddle Hormone 8. Sexual Singularity 9. The P*rn Destroyer ten. Seed of Want eleven. Super Oral Intensifier 12. The No-Bit Lay 13. The Lust Mirror Technique fourteen. The Romance Rotator 15. Pavlov's Erection Technique 16. Friend-to-Fantasy Methodology Plus 3 bonuses that are additional to the main eBook: 1. Silent Seduction: Own him while not saying a word. Everything else is pretty much allowed. two. Unstoppable Confidence: Learn from two experts the way to (brutally) use being a feminine to your advantage. three. The great Girl's Guide to Texting Dirty: Once-a-personal collection of 200+ proven, tested, done-for-you texts to use on your man. One last factor: If you're on your mobile, which you most likely are, here you have got a a lot of more mobile-friendly version of LoD's website. No boring video in there! 3. Where is it free or at least discounted? I'm sorry to mention however all discounts you have seen are fake. LoD cannot be bought cheaper. It's solely sold at one universal, fixed value: $forty seven. Currently, will you download it for free? In PDF or something? Again, I did search laborious but it's just not there. That would be piracy and nowadays programs like these are very difficult to reupload... they're dynamic platforms, not simply a bunch of files. Even if something just like the Language of Desire was cracked and place online, it might in all probability be taken down among hours. If you can find it, so will the copyright holders. You would not have the support anyway, or the interaction with other users. lod main product four. Who's created it? Are they credible? Felicity Keith in collaboration with Michael Fiore from the good old Digital Romance. felicity keith picture image lodesire Felicity is a median woman, a mother in fact, who's simply really smart at teaching her experiences and peculiar strategies with men. This is her facebook page. Michael Fiore could be a terribly cool relationship/sex coach and he's been thus for a bunch of years. He's the head of DRI thus he's crazy fluent in the subject. He used his place within the business to help develop and market LoD. Check him out on TV a few years back. Digital Romance Inc is the publishing house behind the merchandise. These guys have launched alternative successful stuff in the past... just like the famous Text Your Ex Back, or Capture His Heart... these are the fellows who put their credibility on the table! They are well established and they publish good stuff for both men and girls. You can take a peek at their articles or their Pinterest if you want. digital romance inc emblem picture 5. Is it distinctive? Alternatives? There have always been good romance novels, or maybe dirty-speak books and different on-line stuff, to essentially show you the way to boost your chances of creating a man yours and only yours. Having said that, I really couldn't notice something as well place together and presented (and to the purpose) as LoD... and i don't say that simply because I'm reviewing it! But as a result of you do not have to travel trough 400 pages of paragraphs to master the attraction of the person you desire. Please go ahead and prove me wrong (contact me below) if you know of another book or system that's a lot of useful and pleasing to browse than LoD, which will enlighten you on how to get men to crave for you (even more than usual). So, do you really would like to get this? Couldn't you find the same data for free on the Internet? You'll forever try this, everything is out there online, but creating the educational method fast and pleasing (and forcing yourself to be told something as a result of you've got obtained it) is the reason why we tend to're here. There's worth to the fact that this lady has worked to concentrate her experiences each in real life and looking out trough mountains of creepiness within the Internet. 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