#moxioushats

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yeah man, I’m really sorry to hear you coughed up blood into a tissue in the bathroom when no one was looking, thereby alerting the audience to your mysterious and plot-important fatal illness, but we’re really understaffed today and I need you to come in

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I always have to fact check this kind of post, and not only is this real, there are a lot more Sumerian proverbs available on the delightfully archaic website for the translation it came from.

I really like this one

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moxioushats replied to your photo “i forgot that this song is actually kinda good..”

I'm gonna go check this band out just because of the name of that album

just listen to the song oh emetophobia its their only like 8/10 song imo

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cbt kink with an ottergirl where she puts your balls on her chest and smashes them with a rock

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If I may add my favorite from the Wikipedia page about the Fermi Paradox

Do you like poems?

yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem

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Everyone needs to shut up about Chappel Roan and start talking about.. Tobel Roan

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I totally forgot you tagged me in this until just now @catgirltitties haha

Music Tag Game!!

This one is about what music you've listened to this year so far! Feel free to put as many songs as you want for each category!

Most played song this year:

I didn’t really spam any songs this year, but looks like my most played ended up being The Battle by Weval.

Current music obsession:

Cadillac Car by Playboy Manbaby. This one has been in my brain on loop since I saw them in concert last month. Does that say something about the current state of my job satisfaction? Perhaps!

Song that reminds you of a significant moment from this year:

I Lost It (Self Respect) by Suzie True. They opened for Playboy Manbaby along with Gym Shorts and any one of the three bands could’ve been the most fun I’ve had at a concert since high school. One after the other, it was an absolutely killer show. Also I maybe fell in love with Suzie True’s lead singer a little bit

Album of the year so far:

Uhhh I think the only 2024 album I have listened to is Minewest Emo by saddyowner and TanookiAlex so it wins by default. It is a jam though

I tag @sickcats @scrumptiousloafofbread @orionsvelt2-blog @traviisano @duskittycat and @pepsisvegetables

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Post from an alternate timeline where the “stackable battle action figure” [1] toys from the early 2000’s known as “NakNaks” experienced a nostalgic resurgence [2] à la Bionicles [3] during the same time period that American crime drama Breaking Bad [4] was airing:

I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy places his Nak on his tower and knocks it over and you think that of me? No. I am the one who Naks

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If I was taken on a magical vision journey into my past, I wouldn’t try to talk to anyone. Save the spirit guide or whatever the effort of explaining it to me. I get it.

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Breaks my heart every time I’m at a concert and I see a cute girl getting so into the music and the guy she’s with isn’t even tapping his foot. I’ll dance white guy sway with you babygirl.

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Pickleball is the most I have ever felt that there was some sort of insidious agent pulling at the strings of American society. Illuminati, shadow government, matrix simulation, what have you. Pickleball just appeared overnight and was apparently the new big fad except no one actually seems to play it. No one ever talks about pickleball. No one ever says “I have a pickleball team that meets every Thursday.” No one ever invites you for a match. Yet content farm pages on Twitter post about pickleball. Flyers show up pinned to bulletin boards and on the windows of Chinese restaurants advertising pickleball leagues. Pickleball courts open up in abandoned Sears in the mall. Employers host team building pickleball events. What for? What eldritch god or arcane algorithm has demanded that we must play pickleball?

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rules: shuffle your on repeat playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people

Haven’t seen one of these in a while! Thanks for tagging me @tea-kettle-tea-kettle !

1. What It’s Like - Everlast

2. Believe - The Bravery

3. Limb by Limb - Phish

4. Ramble On - Led Zeppelin

5. Mutilated Lips - Ween

6. Careless - Royal Blood

7. Cough Syrup - Butthole Surfers

8. Radio Free Europe - R.E.M.

9. Burn it Down - AWOLNATION

10. It’s Easy - Weezer

I’ll tag @dannydevitodevoted @orionsvelt3000 @traviisano @scrumptiousloafofbread @pepsisvegetables @duskittycat @hauntedstairs @hornpoint @oddly-okay and @batekush

Tag me when you post so I can see what you’re listening to!

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If my wife took off her green ribbon on our wedding night and her head fell off I would just be chill about it

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In a perfect world Johnny Cash would’ve covered Creep

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trick or treat!!

A copy of Dunston Checks In on DVD!

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I know this is like ordering lemonade and then complaining it has lemons in it, but every Yes song is like 3 minutes of absolute banger and then an extra 5 minutes of bullshit