#definitely no gay awakenings

[sadbitchboi]

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

So I had this idea for a while, and I figured I needed practice writing, so yeah! Hope y’all enjoy, this is my first time like fully finishing something so yeah idk

Summary: Sometime between Buffy season 1-2, Willow and Buffy are having a sleepover, Willow confesses that she’s never had a kiss before. Buffy suggests that they kiss each other, Buffy’s had experience so she can show Willow what it’s like and what to do. Enter Willows gay awakening

Let’s go>:)

It started off as a fun innocent night. Buffy and Willow were having a sleepover, it was a Friday evening and there hadn’t been a patrol that night, the girls deserved a break. They had finished giving each other makeovers, and were now watching Sixteen Candles. Well, saying that they were watching the movie is an overstatement, about halfway through they just started talking through the movie.

“Ugh, isn’t Jake Ryan is sooo hot?” Buffy gushed over the man in the film.

“Oh yeah, totally..” Willow agreed. Well, yeah, by society’s standards he was pretty attractive, though there wasn’t anything about him that really sparked Willows attraction.(idk man)

“I mean, he’s no Xander Harris, right?”

“Wha-What?” Willow started to blush a little.

“Oh come on, I know you like him.”

“I mean yeah, I do like Xander. But it’s not like anything’s ever gonna happen between us.”

“That’s just because he doesn’t know what he’s missing. Maybe if you put yourself out there a bit more, get him to see you in a different way or something?”

“Yeah I mean, look, I do really like him and all, but, I mean, I’ve never even kissed someone before. What if I kiss him and it’s all weird? What if I mess it all up?” Willow started to ramble.

“Woah woah, just breath Wil. Okay, first off, I doubt Xander’s in any place to judge. And second, you’ve really never had your first kiss??” Buffy asked with genuine curiosity. Willow nodded her head embarrassedly. “Hey, that’s totally okay. I mean, my first kiss wasn’t that good. It usually takes about the second or third to actually know what you’re doing. Hey…” Buffy paused, as an idea came to her head. “I’ve had quite a bit of experience. Maybe I could show you how it’s done! Give you some tips about what to do and such, if you want to that is.”

Willow gulped. “I uh, well, if, if um, if you wanted to, I guess, that would be okay.” Did the room suddenly get really hot?

“Hey, if you don’t want to I totally get-“

“No no! I mean, I think it’ll be good, you know, like you said. You have much more practice than me. I think it’ll be good, to um, learn from you?” Willow was seriously blushing right now. Why all of a sudden was she so nervous. It’s not like she was kissing Xander, the guy she’s had a crush on since forever. She was just kissing her really cool, pretty, friend, who happens to be a girl.

“Alrighty then. Well, maybe we should get a little closer for this,” they inched closer on willows bed till their knees touched. “Perfect. So I guess, um, you’ll be the guy, and I’ll show you what to do.” A blush started to form on Buffys cheeks as she reached out to Willow, cupping her face. “So, um, now I just kiss you.” And all of a sudden Buffys lips met Willows, and it felt incredible. Fireworks went off in Willows head. The softness of her lips, the way they worked in tandem, had Willow hungry for more. After what felt like an eternity, but was actually most likely a few seconds, they broke apart, slightly breathless, both blushing like hell.

After a few awkward seconds, Buffy broke the tension. “So, um, yeah! That’s how you kiss!”

“Wow, um, thanks Buff. That was very…insightful.” The tension in the room was so thick you could stake it.

“Well, I’m glad to help…” Both girls, now rethinking some things about themselves, focused back on the movie, trying to ignore the awkward tension.

The movie was still playing, it was toward the end, when Molly Ringwalds sister walks down the isle incredible high on pain meds. Yeah, Jake Ryan was hot, but it was a lot harder for willow(and even Buffy) to keep their eyes off of the sister.

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So yeah that’s it! I hope it was okay, if you have any advice or criticism I’d love to hear it! Always trying to improve

[kaanagen]

He was a goth boy, she was a glam girl, together they’ll rule the world〔 Metalocalypse 〕

[medusagorgongirl1]

Kon fell first, Tim fell harder

[echo-stimmingrose]

Thalia: Stop looking at my brother.

Percy: What? I'm not looking at him.

Thalia: I'm just saying, i know he's your type and all but don't look at him.

Percy: What makes you think he's my type?

Thalia: Oh please, he's a tall blond warrior with a face scar. Of course he's your type.

Percy: That is not my type.

Clarisse: Yeah it is. Luke, Annabeth, Jason. They all fit.

Percy: Woah I never had a crush on Luke!

Thalia: Uh huh, sure you didn't.

Percy: I didn't!

Clarisse: There has been one exception to the tall blond warrior type though.

Thalia: Oooh who is it?

Percy: Do you just spend your time gossiping about my romantic life?

Clarisse: *ignores him* Charles Beckendorf.

Thalia: Really?!?

Percy: I-You- *rubs his temples* You know what I'm not even gonna try to argue with that one.

[pauls1967moustache]

Why do you like Paul's mustache so much?

It gives him the same air of arrogance, benevolent mischief, and something strangely gender, as like Emcee from Cabaret, or the Riddler, or Bugs Bunny.

[mettywiththenotes]

I like to think his fanbase is half men who admire him and want to be like him in a good way and half toxic masculinity dudebros

The latter are gonna shit themselves when they learn that Kirishima couldn't help anyone back then and that Mina was the one who saved people even though she was scared. Imagine he gives a big shoutout to Mina and finishes with a big "Women can be manly too! Any gender can!" (similar to Crimson Riot's video)

[laurelwen]

Happy Pride Month from our freaks!

[Humor Masterpost]

[bubble-popping]

anyway c!drunz royalty au merc Punz is commissioned by the king cuz the royal army is too small and prince Dream trains all new recruits

Their first meeting is Punz getting put on his ass by Dream who doesn't have a speck of dirt on him and Punz instantly falls in love

[moldyycheese]

on the homophobia scale whos the most homophobic closested gay person in ff7 :3

Silly answer: Any male Shinra Director (-Reeve) and President Shinra himself

Real answer: Vincent Valentine. This man was born in the 50's, goes to sleep in like.. the 70's and wakes up in the 2000's. He probably thinks the word "gay" means "happy"

[kidrat]

the other thing that's funny is Ax explicitly saying he doesn't find Marco attractive, when like half of Marco's conversations with Ax can be read as Marco flirting with him. Marco has the most embarrassing crush of all time on an alien and the worst part is that said alien thinks humans are all ugly and that Marco specifically is NOT cute.

[cold--carnage]

jdksjfjs Kenny straight up asked me and Ben "so which one of you was gay first"

[ndostairlyrium]

thank u c:

[sillypelagicredcrab]

aftermath of a werewolf attack pt. 2

[multifandotakugirl]

WOW I am attracted to Mother Superion (to a new level)

[2024skin]

Thinking about the gay Mormon kid I met in middle school and how all the other Mormons were convinced he was gay-faking and actually straight

[p-taryn-dactyl]

there’s a trend i’ve seen on tiktok where it’s like “my 13 year old self would think im cool and that’s what matters”

my 13 year old self would tell me i’m going to hell but jokes on her bitch jason grace dies