#definitely needed this lol

[strifetxt]

here's something silly that i haven't seen anyone point out: y'know this section of grian's world tour? the bit where he gives himself a tour of the permit office and puts himself on hold?

so like, how did he do this exactly? it's clearly not just a cam account, since it's recorded from the pov of a player in survival mode, and it'd be pretty bonkers for him to be controlling two minecraft accounts at the exact same time.

as you can see by the icon in the corner, the pov grian stays muted during this whole segment, so the pretty clear conclusion is that grian got a different hermit to put on his skin and record their own pov, and then got them to send him their footage.

but which hermit did he get to be his body double? to solve that mystery, we can use this brief moment from the beginning of the segment where we see the pov grian's inventory.

weirdly, this person has a bunch of netherite tools in their hotbar, but also a full set of diamond tools in their inventory. what's funny is that if you look at the clip immediately following this segment of the tour, after we return to the actual grian's pov, the contents of the hotbar match up.

so clearly what happened is that grian tossed the body double hermit his own tools/the contents of his hotbar to keep up the verisimilitude. which is kind of adorable.

anyhow, back to the body double's inventory. the other notable thing, and the most identifying feature there, is that we can see a set of diamond armor trimmed with lapis! and who wears lapis-trimmed diamond armor, uses diamond tools as opposed to netherite, and also happened to be the very next person in the video to do their base tour?

[noodles-and-tea]

personally i think the funniest way of explaining anything off about the reported timeframes in your au is to have both stan & ford being absolutely terrible with time

stan being like damn the 50s sucks & little ford going its the 60s???? & ford going ‘nearly 30 years ago’ and fidds being like ford you’re like 30 that doesn’t make sense

I love that so much

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

happy pride month! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈 Marlinspike Pride 2024

[bacchuschucklefuck]

summer of junior year 06/11

[ebonytails]

Twisted Whiteboard doodles!

[cappycodeart]

"The dead one! Yeah I haven't thought about her in a long time!"

A little theory I've had about Winter King's original motives based on his heartless comment about Betty and Ice King's original motives for kidnapping princesses in the first place...... clearly she gave off Bad Ex Vibes…

[noornight]

Long distance besties. This definitely happened after the third movie (source: trust me bro)

Based on this

[pokeberry5]

girl experiences gender euphoria and is immediately slammed by grief

for @litttlittt <3. this was supposed to be a portrait of caroline hill, but litta mentioned tim looking like janet when dressed as caroline and identity issues and angst and things spiraled

something about tim not knowing if he's his mother's child or bruce's or neither's.

figuring out the looks:

i wanted janet to have that poofy 70s hair

[sea-webs]

"I don't know who I want to be, anymore."

Oc - Cirque | The Dragon Chosen by the Shadows |

| mary oliver / franz wright / chelsea dingman / mary oliver / sue zhao / can't find :( / can't find :( / i am a dog. i have blood all over my teeth. - sciencedfiction / little weirds - jenny slate / the unabridged journals of sylvia |

[annasofthe11thdimension]

Waltz

[mrkis]

[07:38]

mark is the type of person to panic when he runs out of condoms, ass naked on the bed as he shakes the box aggressively, praying that just one will appear and fall into the palm of his hand. he’d be feeling so angry that he could cry—brows furrowed, jaw clenched, nostrils flared and cheeks red. he’s so hard and sexually frustrated that it hurts and all he wants is for you to sit on his cock and fuck him until he can’t take it anymore.

he’s abt to give up, to throw the box to the side and excuse himself to go jerk off painfully in the shower until you tell him that it’s ok to fuck you raw this time. at first, mark declines. there’s no way he can do that. he can’t risk anything and as much as he would love to spend the rest of his life with you and start a family with you, he knows it’s too soon. he knows you’re both not ready..

but the thought of fucking you raw has mark’s cock throbbing, beads of precum bubbling at the tip. he thinks abt how you would feel around him and how the warmth of your pussy would probably make him cum so fast, emptying himself inside you and filling you up.

mark’s already throwing himself at you, spreading your legs apart to lay in between them, lips smothering yours in a heated and frantic kiss as he lines his cock at your pussy, body already shuddering as he presses his tip at your awaiting hole.

he would be a mess fucking you raw—incoherent babbles, cursing, whimpering in the crevice of your neck or against your lips, grunting every time you squeeze around him, whispers the filthiest words in your ear all while panting and whining at the feeling of his cock being sucked in by your warmth.

and when he fills you up, when he pulls back to watch his cum leak out of your pussy and drip to the sheets, how his fingers slowly reach out towards you to push his cum back inside, brushing past your puffy and abused folds… you’ve awoken something inside him. and mark will beg to never wear a condom again.

[turntechradiohead]

Rose refusing to confront what was happening to her during the early parts of the game by rebelling against her quest is really coming back around to her, and now she’s searching for that same sort of structure and purpose that the game tried to give her again now. She’s trying to find meaning in new problems with the old framework given to her that she discarded at the time, which is just narrowing her entire outlook on her future

Kind of like Doc Scratch in a way, she thinks that because she has these omniscient powers no one can outwit her, so she stops trying altogether. Because she’s accepted everything is the way that it is and at the end she will no longer exist, her actions now don’t matter anymore

[kunikiiida-kuuun]

My heart wished to stay here, because it gave me a reason to live ♡

Fukuzawa + The Founding Trio

[unholyxvoid]

look at my wings boy

okay so we dont have proper pics yet but these are good enough for now and theyre kinda silly so im gonna share them anyway . species dysphoria averted !!

[samstarium]

nb muriel icons in celebration of s3! all art is from hg-aneh (1/?)

transparents under the cut

[rexwrendraws]

Saw a gifset of Morpheus and had the random thought that he'd make a fantastic children's picture book mouse character— and now I really, really want a fic where he appears in a kid's dream as a Kevin Henkes/Helen Craig/Beatrix Potter -esque mouse as to not scare them or something. I think it's something about Morpheus' usual mousey moue and big wet eyes that make it work in my head lolll Mousepheus!!