#definitely because of the blanket

[sherlock-and-co-incorrect-quotes]

*John & Sherlock, both camping outside*

John: How do tall people sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Sherlock, trying to sleep: Watson, I am tired

John: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

[starflungwaddledee]

"Oh my Nova, you like stargazing, too?! It's so awesome to meet other Waddle Dees who like space!!! It's just so calming to sit out there and look up, right?! It makes you feel really small, but in a good way... oh! Anyways, what I meant to say is that if you ever want someone to show you all the BEST stargazing spots on Popstar, I'd be happy to show you around!!!! I bet you'd love it!!!!

- Starry Dee

(ps sorry for the long ask, i just saw your answer to fitaphim's ask and my brain went oooooooooh space/pos) :D

found: one cosy spot to sleep. a tree hollow even Coo would be proud of! it's pretty late, so let's try to get some shut eye.

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[horticunture]

making sure you’ve made you and your alpha a comfortable place to spend your heat, all soft materials and pillows, but most importantly, a waterproof blanket, so they can keep filling you up with load after load. that way they can mark you inside and out, painting your thighs when they pull their knot out of you just to see the cum flooding out, making a mess.

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

I may have a lil bit of brainrot over FL's wings. You've probably already thought about this, but what if he used those wings as a sort of trap used to hypnotize his victims out in the wild? Giving them a beautiful view before he deals with them

ohohohoho, like those mesmerizing fish from Subnautica!! this is cool and so true

they're sort of like a lure from one of those deep-sea fish- light in the Abyss is scarce apart from the faint glow of decaying stars, and his wings shimmer and sparkle like the cosmos in the sky. it's beautiful and hypnotic and makes it perfectly easy for Foul Legacy to snap up his prey for a quick meal. it doesn't have quite the same effect on humans, but it throws them off long enough for Legacy to escape, which is what he does a LOT of in Teyvat to avoid being hunted himself. for you, though, he just likes to show them off to see that amazed look in your eyes- you always give him the best compliments, after all, and Legacy slowly starts to appreciate the wings he never really thought twice of before

his wings are subtle when they're folded and flat, just a flash of purple and blue amidst the metal and chitin of his armor. but unfurled they shimmer with tiny lights and swirls of color, slightly transparent like delicate silk. you always use the gentlest of touches, tracing your fingers over the patterns, and the wings twitch and flutter under your touch as Legacy rumbles contentedly. his wings' luring and hypnotic qualities work even less on you since you've been around him for so long, but that doesn't stop him from nuzzling against you and flaring them wide for you to admire, and you always do no matter how many times you've seen them before

perhaps if you look closely, you'll spot a tiny celestial narwhal soaring amidst the stars

[korrororo]

Vincent waiting for his emotional support human 😔

[sciderman]

Sometimes i remember a comics moment i randomly came across somewhere, where Sam Wilson mentiones a musical and Steve Rodgers says he doesn't like musicals, to whitch Sam goes "Guess that means you really are straight" and even tho i don't care about Cap America or the Avengers, the moment stuck in me for that quote by Sam. And like....Sci, any ideas if straight men actually don't like musicals or is that bullshit?

actually i think i know more gay men who hate musicals than i know straight men who hate musicals. i've had a drag queen stop me point blank when i was about to sing a barbra streisand song, and i know so many gays who pointedly hate abba. so based on my experience i think the inverse is true. most of the straight men i know are kind of impartial about musicals, but gay men? hate.

my theory is that a lot of gay men don't want to fall into stereotypes, maybe. but thaaaaat's just a theory! a gay theory.

[waitineedaname]

while i know wwx somehow managed to invent being a passenger princess in a society without cars, i do think in a modern au he would have the most rundown car in existence. it's older than he is. he has to smack it multiple times to get the a/c to work. he lost one of the side mirrors and it was too expensive to track down a replacement so he just duct taped a hand mirror to the side of the car. the drain pipe scrapes against the ground when he goes over bumps. he has definitely lived in it at some point. it is, of course, named suibian

[nuka-rockit]

I do try hard to be brave about being an adult but just when I think I may get the hang of it at last I get one mildly not great phone call that makes me so anxious I want to throw up so perhaps I should reconsider becoming a strange hermit in the woods that gives unsolicited advice to travellers

[inimitablereel]

Still pretty recognizable even in reverse

[tj-crochets]

Crafting update! - still making slow progress on the crocheted lovey - another scrappy baby quilt with beach quilt leftovers (almost done sewing the four patch blocks, then another round of ironing before I arrange all the blocks) - mini monster about half done (got distracted by baby quilt) - more embroidery! not sure what yet? probably a frog - braided scrap basket (no idea how big I want to make the basket's sides, but it's getting big enough I could consider it done pretty much whenever) - Bucky Bear is also making slow progress! - I got one of those like chests of tiny plastic drawers that people store bolts and screws and nails in from a yard sale and it was full of dirt and cobwebs, but I almost have it cleaned out! Once it's clean I think I'm going to fill it with buttons and claws and safety eyes If you have suggestions/requests for what I should make for Halloween month, please let me know! Any medium you've seen me make things in before, does not have to be sewing (but it can be!)

[sysig]

Why, is he so pretty (Patreon)

Bonus Max ♥

[cinnademon]

Was curious the other day, so decided to make a poll of it:

[grimescum]

i need to not check ao3 for any reason whatsoever cause while the fanfics are awesome none of them catch my interest and it dissapoints me . except for the walter tag in which case there are literal pedo fanfics 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

nothing inspires me more than spite as bad of a thing that is

[ouellette]

9 year old me was so real for fantasizing about andy biersack every night before i passed out

[theflyingfeeling]

was supposed to write the advent calendar fics, ended up writing an extra scene for let me down slowly. woops. anyway! I hope you like it, it's Olli's POV, titled let go of my tears and you can read it on AO3 🖤

[cyber-neptune]

Disaster girl Megs, the sequel

Along with just Megs lol

(First one here)

Original under cut