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tender-rosiey · 4 years ago

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hey dear (yeah im deffo addicted to your writing) just checking on you i hope your doing good and taking care of yourself. I would also like to drop a one shot request of Chuuya falling for mori's god-daughter (also an executive) who has an ability which allows her to summon and control demons while singing but she ends up getting captured and goes missing for 2 years then one day they find her and he confesses to her after she gets rescued (rlly fluffy). thanks in advance love Safiyah <33

❥—Cassiopeia

❥—Chuuya Nakahara x Reader

❥—Fluff

ᴀ/ɴ: i am glad you enjoy my writing and i hope you are doing great as well; hopefully you like this one too 🥺💘 also let this cure your hearts after the last one- also the chant is inspired by Obey me ❣️

“Chuuya, I would like for you to meet my daughter.”

Right then a beautiful and fair lady came out of the door. Chuuya beweildered by her beauty went silent; such a beautiful creature existed?

“Y/N, meet Chuuya; he is one of the best executives here!” Mori introduced you smiling, to which you wave your hand to the ginger and smiled warmly “Hey Chuuya! Pleasure meeting you.” Chuuya smiled shyly and waved back “S-same here..”

Mori then smirked and questioned “Chuuya what’s the matter? You seem rather uncollected.” The said male waved his hand around in denial as he was stopped by a giggle from the lady beside him. “You are quite cute; I hope we get to know each other more.” You said before exiting for your mission.

Chuuya let out a sigh of relief putting his hands on his knees as blush crept onto his face. He made a total and utter fool out of himself; Isn’t he the strongest executive? Why was he so damn shy around you? The thought started clouding his mind until Mori snapped him out of his daze and asked “Are you perhaps interested in Y/N, Chuuya?”

Damn right he is. You were so sweet and kind and that just hit bullseye in his heart. Ever since then he would take almost any opportunity to be with you and talk with you. You were slowly getting to know each other better.

You have been together through tears and giggles and pain and sniffles. He knows you deeply and you know him just as well. After all 3 years of friendship isn’t a minuscule period of time; there multiple moments he had seen you in that made just how much of a wonderful person you are even clearer.

You got along with everyone.

Akutagawa, you both were like best friends and would tell each other everything. You were one of the few he accepted help or their company and you were always a great duo in battle.

Kouyou, the woman that took him in adores you. What more could he ask for? Kouyou helped you and guided in your times of unknowing what to do and how to do it. You were sisters and she valued you deeply, she would always hang out with you and talk with you about anything and everything.

Mori, the man who you addressed as your father. Despite Mori not being biologically him but he treated you as such, as if you were his daughter. He gave you all his love and made you feel appreciated and took care of you.

Seeing your kindness towards your allies Chuuya was dazzled, how could someone so sweet and kind be in the Mafia? His thoughts were completely erased when he saw you in battle.

Multiple screams, all saying the same thing “Beware of the Port Mafia’s devil!” Chuuya was wondering about who are they referring to, was it him? He suddenly heard someone singing behind him.

“Hear me, denizens of darkness, you who are born of shadow and you who give birth to it. Hear me and do as I command! I, Y/N, call upon you to send forth one of your number! I summon the demons of chanting despair!”

That voice, it sounded so angelic but the words were venomous. He turned around to be met with the sight of you floating, eyes glowing purple as demons from around you rose from the earth and attacked all the men in front of him.

‘Woah..’ He couldn’t be more in love. Your elegant movement while fighting were a sight to behold. Your voice was enchanting yet deadly, he would be grateful if it was the last thing he heard before his death.

He loved how there was a total difference between the way you treat your peers and your enemies. Did he really deserve if your feelings were mutual? It was new for Chuuya to doubt himself. But there wasn’t any route to choose when his heart now belonged to no one but you and that made him helpless before you.

“Look at the stars, Chuuya !” Right, you loved looking at constellations, and he loved how the stars shined and danced in your eyes as if they were their ball room.

He looked up and saw a weird look star, maybe a constellation? He then pointed at it and asked “Y/N, what constellation is that?” You smiled brightly before answering “That’s Cassiopeia! It represents love.” You then turned to the ginger finding him close to you and somehow both of you involuntary moved closer, slowly about to close the gap between you.

“Hello Y/N.” You both jumped and looked at the owner of the voice to see that it’s Mori. Chuuya saying every cuss word in his mind while you both were as red as roses, however Mori was grinning mischievously. It’s nice being a party pooper at times.

However that’s all in the past.

Now you were gone, no one knew where you were taken and if you were even still alive. 2 years too long for the ginger, too long because of his suffering and sadness through them.

When he first found out you were taken he was devastated and went on searching everywhere with the mafia men; everyone in the Port Mafia was searching for their Y/N.

At the night he found out he couldn’t sleep, and wanted to start the search as soon as possible but days turned into weeks and weeks turned into months and then into years. Chuuya was starting to lose hope but still searched. Everyday he thought of you, he would drink wine and anything to wash it all away.

Even now after all what happened and the two years that had passed since then they still didn’t stop searching. He didn’t stop searching.

He was walking down the streets returning back from a mission as he came across a warehouse, it looked rather sketchy so to quiet down his thoughts he entered it and his eyes could not believe what he saw.

You all beaten up and bruised. Body looking as weak as a stick and something to silence your screams and chants on your mouth, his body loved involuntary and hugged you tightly quickly freeing you from the chains that hampered you from fleeing from your misery.

He sent the location to the Port Mafia and now everyone was going to come and make who did this to you pay. He picked you up and as he looked behind him he found Mori with wide eyes barely himself believing that indeed you were alive.

The old man took you from the hands of your savior and inspected your face, those who did this to you will go through hell. “Chuuya take her back.” Mori said sternly and Chuuya nodded, he wasn’t going to let you go out of his sight again.

And there he was with you on a bed, multiple tubes sticking to your skin and a oxygen mask. You looked really weak and pale, but it didn’t stop him from loving you. He loved you even more because you managed to live through that and made it back to him at the end.

Chuuya fell asleep as he was waiting for any sign of your awakening, and you woke up instead adjusting to the light and your surroundings. This wasn’t the dark and frightening warehouse you were in...you were finally saved. After two years of misery you were finally saved.

You looked to your side to find the ginger fast asleep alongside you, you smiled softly and gently played with his hair. Chuuya felt something on his head and slowly woke up to see you pulling your hand away, but he held it tenderly and put it back.

“I have to tell you something when you recover, Y/N.” He said as he was enjoying the feeling of your touch. “Why not now?” You questioned while he looked up at you with a smile and mumbled “because it’s something you need to be told outside of this white chamber.”

And so as time passed you were finally back to how you were. He blindfolded you and led you to a garden and went behind you. “Chuuya where are we?” You wondered while he chuckled and took your blindfold off and said “See for yourself.”

Your eyes were now looking at the garden you last saw Chuuya before your disappearance, but right now there was a picnic set and surrounding it were petals on a shape of a heart and candles lighting up the the space. He then pointed above and looked at you.

There it was, the constellation of love, Cassiopeia. He placed a hand on his heart and softly said “Love is what I feel for you. Very deep and strong love.” He walked towards you and held your hands between his bringing them up to his lips and placed a light kiss to them.

“I never stopped loving you, and from the moment I saw you took my breath away, you made me the prisoner of love and the poor who seeks for your love and touch. Everything about you is beyond description, I can’t find the words to describe it and I am afraid that it had already eaten me up. I am afraid that now you are the only who can calm the beast of love and adoration that only wants you and won’t accept anyone but you. So will you please give me a chance and let me show you how much love my heart feels towards you?”

A smile made its way into your face and vision getting glossy. You pulled the ginger towards you and connected your lips as gentle as one would touch a flower’s petal. The light of the stars shining on both you, it looked like a scene from a movie.

A portray, a beautiful portray, that could be drawn by millions but never be as beautiful. And Cassiopeia was the witness of their true and never ending love.

“once I believed

love poems were foolish

now I read love poems

just for the sake of it

and yet perhaps I want

to reach a higher state of poetry

I don't know if that's right or wrong

but such a feeling persists anyway

and sometimes irritates me

provoking outrageous desires

once I believed

love poems were foolish

yet now I do nothing

but dream about love“

-from “Exhaustion” by Nakahara Chuuya

do not copy or plagiarize or you will be reported

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revengeoftheantichrist · 4 years ago

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HEYYYY, I was wondering if you could make a NSFW alphabet for Rockstar!Michael Langdon? I loved Anti-Christ Superstar, and was sad that it didn't get the love it deserved

Thank you so much for this! I miss him lmmaoo so i hope this does him justice!

AO3

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) This depends on if you’re just a one-night stand or in a long-term thing. Either way I think he’d help you clean up. If it’s just casual he’d get you to leave after but if it’s long-term he would hold you close and make sure to give u lil kissies.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partner’s) He LOVES his hands on himself. He knows they’re the centre of attention when he’s playing his guitar and he loves what he can use them for when with you. I think he’s a thigh guy when it comes to a partner idk, but I feel it. Don’t get me started on seeing his hands grabbing your thighs lmmaoo. But I also think he loves your eyes. It’s what he looks for in a crowd and in Antichrist Superstar, it’s the only way you can both communicate on stage.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) If it’s casual he won’t cum inside you, he doesn’t want any lawsuits or little hims running around the world. The band does not want to be spending it’s budget on child support. If it’s long-term however, he loves the thought of ‘claiming’ you by cumming inside, and it’s that breeding kink lmmaoo

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) Want’s to make a sex-tape so bad lmaoo. Also wants you to peg him. E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) I think he’s fairly experienced. There’s no shortage of people that want to be railed by him and he’s the anti-Christ, it’s sort of a low-key challenge for him to corrupt people with the time of their lives u kno.

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying) DOGGY lol he loves it. He also likes to be ridden while he smokes a joint very rockstar aesthetique u kno. But sometimes he wants to get a lil intimate so he likes positions where he can face you.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) He’s deffo serious but gets goofy after if its long-term.

H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) Very well groomed, he’s got an ego and his looks reflect that.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Again, I think this depends on how serious the relationship is. If it’s casual he’s not going to bother. But if it’s long-term, he can get suuuper romantic and it’s kinda cute.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) Doesn’t do it often because he doesn’t have to. There’s always someone available. Once you get into a relationship, I think you both like to relive the adrenaline from the show if ugm lol. In the off chance there’s no one available I think he likes to jack off in the shower, it relaxes him and easy clean-up.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Breeding kink once you become serious. He also likes to leave marks just to let other people know you belong to him. I think he’d like to tie you up occasionally too. Idk if this is a kink but I think he’d like to fuck you while you’re trying to practise your bass.

L = Location (favourite places to do the do) Backstage, tour bus, anywhere semi-public. Will occasionally get a fancy hotel room to destroy.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Just seeing you rock out on stage tbh. You both have so much pent up energy after so naturally sex is a way to solve it. He also gets a lil jealous when you talk to guys from other bands so that’s a motivator too. And I think just being in close quarters when sharing a tour bus tbh. He’s just one horny man.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) I think if it’s long term he wouldn’t like the idea of letting another band member to join. He sort of wants to keep you to himself.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Both, eats pussy like a champ but also loves getting head.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Prefers fast and rough and I think his partners do too. Will occasionally be slow and sensual depending on the circumstance.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Loves quickies and tbh it’s the best you can do on the road.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) He’s willing to experiment as long as you both don’t get caught lol.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) If you have the time, he can keep going. But again, if you’re on the road he knows how to pace himself.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) When he’s home from touring then he likes to use toys on you because why not. Like I mentioned before I think he would like to get pegged by you eventually so has the stuff on hand.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) LOVES to tease and make you beg, but you get him back in other ways.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) He can be quiet when you need to be, but he will make sure to grunt in your ear and its kinda hot. But if you’re not somewhere public he’ll be loud as fuck and expects you to do the same.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) Grew his hair out just because he likes it when you tug on it lol.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) You know he’s big and thick and proud of it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) I don’t think it’d be that high when he’s not in a long-term relationship. Once he’s serious however, well, RIP that pussy ayyy.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) If it’s casual, hell conk out after kicking the person out. Long-term, likes a little bit of pillow talk and stuff before you both drift off.

#my writing #prompts #michael langdon #michael langdon x reader

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vangoddamn · 4 years ago

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nsfw alphabet for van

WARNINGS: Hey loves, so this is like just smut, if this isn’t your thing go check out my other latest fic for peak fluff <3

A= Aftercare (what he’s like after sex)

Van of course is the cuddliest boy in the world, and will always insist on wrapping himself around you, being as close as possible.

B= Body part

Vans favourite thing about you is your freckles, which he traces with his lips, skimming over your skin making you tickle. He could map your whole body out of your freckle and little marks and stretches.

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)

Van is a dirty dirty boy and can't help himself, it's usually everywhere or inside you. Of course most of the time he'd wear a condom but you're on the pill just in case!

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

When he's away on tour you both get sooo sexual frustrated you end up sending dirty pictures to each other. when you'd face time him he'd of course laugh at how desperate you looked and then things would get a bit steamy over the old internet.

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

Ugh, Van is annoyingly good. So much that you were so confused when you had sex with him the first time because he'd spent so long pursuading you how bad he was. When really he's just self conscious of wanting to make sure you have a nice time.

F= Favorite position

He loves eye contact and hand holding whenever he can. He's all about skin to skin and deep connection. But when you need some you need some so he doesn't care where. More often than not at a concert it's whatever feels right in the moment.

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

We all know Van it depends what mood he's in. When he gets home his first mission is to finish you off, pure sweat and pleasure and no intent on anything else. BUT, he's a cheeky bugger and lives to tease you and tickle you where he knows can make you double over, resulting in a cheeky but if doggy. Don't get started on drunk sex, he's a laughing mess the idiot!

H= Hair (grooming habits)

Van barely has time to wash his hair he's not one into grooming himself too much. But his natural hair isn't too wild or bad, you love his little bit of chest hair and find it super cute when you can see it from his shirt.

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

Van can be soo in the moment sometimes he doesn't even realise what he's saying or doing. He's really into consent and making sure your enjoying it but at the time he's a sucker for dirty talk. He'll nibble on you ear and whisper obscene things you couldn't even dream up.

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

On tours he has no other option, he always complains about how it doesn't even compare to you. You find it funny and kind of hot when you call him and you can tell he needs some. So of course you whisper things you know will get him hard, which isn't hard with your voice.

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

He loves to tease you in public. Especially in fancy places like restaurants, he'd subtly run his finger up your legs going as far as he can before you couldn't take it and he'd lead you to the bathrooms.

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

He doesn't care where he is or what he's doing if you both need it you'll find a way. Wether it's in the car, shower, backstage, public bathrooms he's fucking wild!

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)

Van loves it when you initiate sex. He thinks it's so sexy seeing you all confident and self assured and it's gets him hard in no time.

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

It's a big no no if he can tell you're not comfortable or self conscious about your body. he likes to make sure you're happy and in the moment, something you had to work up to, but his reassuring words always make you feel better.

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

Honey, let's be real, have you seen the things he's done to his microphones? Yeah well imagine that but better and in you, like wow he's amazing he loves making you squirm and drip just from his tongue. He always gives you the eye from the stage when he gets to into it lol.

P= Pace (how fast he is and how long he lasts)

Some nights it's long and intimate, slow easy sex, the type that gives you warm tingles and there's lots of kisses like every where. Hands and lips on all the skin you can find! But girl there's those nights when he just hammers into you, the point where you can see him thrusting into you from your stomach. It's to the point that when he finally leaves your body it feels like a part of you is missing.

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

Van prefers proper long hardcore sex, but sometimes you just have to scratch that itch.

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

He loves trying new things, he lives finding new things that make you tick and new places that make you squirm. He can't help himself!

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

All night long baby! Like seriously though...

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

Van is such a cutie, when he found your vibrator he took note and bought you a new one before he left for tour. He finds it fun going to Ann summers and getting the shop keepers to help him get what he thinks is best for you.

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

You LOVEE teasing your boy! He's so cute and you love playing games with him, especially when your at parties. Your favourite thing to do is whisper obscene thoughts into his ear and running away from him, making him chase after you.

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

Dirty talk, Moans, cries, girlll it gets loud. When he shared a flat with Larry it got particularly amusing when you couldn't help yourself crying out Vans name (something you knew he loved).

W= Wild card (random sincannon)

Sometimes when you feel particularly noughty, youd purposefully go to bed in lingerie and see how long he’d last. Each time you wore it the more risque the outfits got once you realised how mad for them he was. Another thing to add to the Ann summers list!

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

Hunny do you need to ask? When you first started dating him you were so nervous to fuck him after you overheard the lads joking.

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

Since the first time, you were both mad for each other. The honeymoon period of your relationship still hadn’t really phased off and you’re still hot on it most nights. Van is in his peak sexual after long tours and during song writing, sex is VERY good stress release for both of you!

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

Van is deffo a snuggler. He doesn’t get sleep very easy at the best of times but after a hardcore shag, sleep finds him quickly, especially when he’s cuddled up in your arms. Even though most likely limbs would be everywhere and hair was deffinetly in mouths you were together and felt so connected it left your heart content and ready for deep slumber.

A/N: Ok so check my next post out for an extra special smutty anouncement aha! Lol ok so a reader came up with the coooolest idea so read my next post if you’re interested or enjoyed this ;) Anyway hope you enjoyed this mid-week post, anyone who got exam results these past few weeks, I hope you did well I bet you did xx Em

#van mccann #van mccann fanfic #van mccann x reader #vacation #van #catb #Catfish and the Bottlemen #catfish #catfish and the bottlemen fanfic #van mccann fanfiction #van mccan fic

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adashelbysgirlfriend · 5 years ago

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Falling in Love - John Shelby Headcannon

Alrighty then, so I'm not gonna lie out of the whole show i definitely sleep on John the most? i don't know why though because the mans a SALT and just an all round geezer. Anyway, i hope you enjoy!

John:

he sees you out somewhere

like if you work in a cafe or bakery or something

tries to slip you his number because he's a slick boy

and i feel like at first maybe you’re not interested because like

he’s a Shelby you know so, angst

or maybe you’re just playing hard to get you know

so he just comes back everyday

same time, day in, day out

it doesn't take long for his jokes to get to you and you start to come round to the idea of going on a date with him

‘does this mean you'll stop harassing me in my place of work?’

‘no promises, love’

he's literally always smiling when he's with you

even when youre not there and he's just thinking about you

bragging to his brothers about how he's pulled the best bird in all of Birmingham

Arthur and Tommy taking bets on whether you exist or not because they are still get to see real proof of you being a real person

because he never takes you round the peakys

tries to keep you away from all that business as long as possible

you think its because youre just some bit on the side and he doesn't want to introduce you to his family

he's actually scared of you finding out what he's really like

not that he would ever admit he's scared of anything

he knows you are too good for him and he doesn't want you to run away and find someone better

because baby boy feels b l e s s e d

and John has some ‘baggage’ - as he would see it

he 100% knows his brothers will say something to screw it up too

and if not them then a drunken Ada or Polly

you probably have had enough of all his secrecy one night and have a go

“youre just better than that love, you deserve more than that and i don't want to lose you because I'm selfish”

he probably takes a lot of reassuring that he's good enough for you

even then i don't think he will ever actually believe that he actually deserves someone who he sees as so special

hes also probably very nervous of introducing you to his kids

that a whole lot

i feel like he'd avoid telling you about therefor as long as possible

not because he's ashamed but he's worried its too much for you

when he does tell you he makes a massive thing of it and youre just like

okay?

a man youve only been seeing for like a few weeks has kids? not partially earth shattering news

you want to meet them but understand that it should wait so they don't get confused

understanding way he's so secretive about his personal life and feeling blessed when he feels comfortable enough to share information with you

you open up to him a lot too, because who doesn't have past

he grows to not hate feeling vulnerable around you, but he probably never enjoys it

he wants to still be big bad John, but he also wants to show you all the little bits of his life he's never wanted to share with someone before

so one night when youre out on some fancy date in some expensive restaurant

and Johns wearing his best shirt or the only one without some blood stainage somewhere visible

you can't ignore how out of place he looks anymore

‘take me somewhere you loved as a kid’

and instead of arguing he takes you up the cut

tells you about all the fun him and his brothers had round here before the war

sitting in under the stars with him there and getting mud on your fancy clothes

Johns a hopeless romantic okay

he knows right then and there he's going to make you his wife

him introducing you to Tommy and Arthur first

right in the deep end tbh

Arthur is just surprised you actually exist tbh

and mad he's lost a tenner

them telling you all about the stupid shit he's done

laughing so much with them your whole tummy literally aches

then its Polly and Ada - which is what youre most nervous for

they love you straight away though

you are the ying to Johns yang and they can see how you bounce of each other and they very much approve

Adas inviting you round to hers for some proper one on one girl time

Pollys probably planning her outfit for the wedding

she's also planning your dress

i feel like all the brothers would just forget to formally introduce you to Finn

like you'd just meet him at some point anyway they just don't think to introduce him properly

like poor Finn honestly

You meet his kids lads and i feel like John has some sleepless nights about this

because like yer you might like kids but are you ready to be a mother?

they love you straight away

you love them

when he finally gets them off you long enough for you to leave they won't stop asking when youre coming back

kinda pissed that they seem to love you more than him

him never keeping you away from his family again

keeps you out of the business side of things

all he wants to do is protect you

moving to the country with him

you tell him about how when you were little you used to dream of living in the country and riding unicorns

so he just goes out and buys you a horse

“John why is there a horse in the garden?”

“well i couldn't find any unicorns”

(insert John smirk here)

riding with him on summer nights

waking up to the kids in the bed with you

John loves seeing you all snuggled up with them

makes it impossible for him to leave the bed

he's never known love like this

he met his first wife when they were young and everything was so fast and new

and then after losing her he was a bit of a player

never settling for any one girl

but now all he wants is to come home to you forever.

he marries you a soon as you will let him

its a BIG wedding like his whole family is there and so are yours and all the kids friends

he still can't believe he managed to make someone like you his and he wants everyone to see it happen

he cries when he sees you coming down the aisle

like UGLY cries and everyones shocked

including you

Arthur is gasping for air because he's laughing at him so hard

he just loves you so much and seeing you in your white dress and flowers in your hair is just all a bit too much for him OKAY

he will never live this down though, his brothers make sure of that

Okay so lets get a bit smuttyyyyy

just want to get this out the way but

johns got a big dick okay

i dont make the rules

anyway

hes deffo got a breeding kink

wants you to have loads of his babies

deffo very sexually attracted to pregnant you

he just loves the whole idea of it

other than that i don't think he's that kinky

maybe sex at work - like in the office

but its more just because he literally love shaving sex with you, he doesn't care about the time or place

hes not more turned on because he's in the office

it just is what it is

big giver

loves going down on you

he just loves the power of making you squirm you know

probably a bit of a teaser

and love being teased

although he's quite crass i feel like he's good at hiding how turned on he is in public

like if youre deliberately trying to get him hard

he won't let it show that youre getting under his skin

but when you get home

oh boy

good luck to you

hope you don't have to walk anywhere the next day

hes definitely loud when he can be

at home he's used to holding it all in because the kids are in the next room

but like when you guys are away in a hotel or something everyone on that floor hears way more than they would like too

your first Christmas together you go to Tommy’s for dinner and end up drinking late into the night and staying over

nobody can look at you the same the next morning

and now theres a yearly argument over who has to sleep in the room closest to yours and Johns

#i feel a bit dirty now #john shelby #john shelby headcannon #john shelby imagine #john shelby x reader #john shelby smut #peaky blinders #peaky blinder imagine #peaky blinder headcanon #tommy shelby #ada shelby #polly gray #arthur shelby #feel like shite just want john shelby

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tysukis · 4 years ago

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Umm the musican that gets famous and ups and leaves for ~*personal reasons*~ is most definitely Zuko and there was 100% some sort of misunderstanding between him and Sokka that led him to wrongly believe that Sokka wanted him gone. Zuko left bc of Ozai issues but he stayed away and out of touch bc of this. He ofc is still in contact w uncle and finally decides one day that he's ready to go back to visit uncle. And this leads us to Sokka being the jaded lover who moves on before the musican comes back home suddenly into their life again, and he definitely finally just started to settle into a real relationship with Suki after a very long time of just being depressed about Zuko leaving. Now Zuko's back and at first its awkward but then suddenly theyre hanging out all the time and all the feelings come rushing back like a tidal wave but Sokkas still dating Suki and he still doesn't know how zuko feels so he just ignores all the subconscious feels. And then him and Zuko get into a fight thats really over nothing important and blown way out of proportion and after sokka is mopey for a few days suki sits him down and tells him that she is dumping him bc first of all she cannot handle this kind of mopeyness in a relationship capacity and really believes they'll be better off as friends, second of all shes fairly certain she prefers girls over guys and thirdly sokka and zuko are clearly in love and she is tired of watching their failed communications. Sokka just sputters and argues at first but then realizes shes right and he finally finally goes and confesses to zuko and they now live happily ever after.

Don't mind my 4 am rant of a plot, I honestly have no idea what I just wrote🙈

INTERESTING (context: this post)

First of all, do not apologise, that was so fun to read and I live for people sharing their plots and headcanons with me.

Second of all, let’s discuss.

So, yeah, I can deffo see Zuko wanting a fresh start from all the Ozai nonsense, absolutely. Assuming they’re romantically involved prior to his leaving, does Sokka know about Ozai being a shithead then? Or has Zuko kept that a (albeit very well kept) secret/played it down? Does he tell Sokka why he’s leaving? I know you said he misunderstands and assumes Sokka wants him gone - but does Sokka ever get told this, get closure for getting left, or just a vague answer? (Would Zuko be too embarrassed to tell him? Wanting to appear composed and dignified?) Piggybacking off that, I wonder if he goes to Azula (if she’s around) at any point? Tries to garner some clues from there. I wonder what she’d say.

The palatable awkwardness their group of friends would feel - god. ‘Dear Reddit, one of my best friends has returned from tour and his ex-lover/another one of our best friends is still salty about it despite the fact friend #1 is clearly still in love with him and feels terrible about the whole ordeal. AITA for telling them both to suck it up?’ I cannot imagine group boardgame nights would ever be the same.

Also, we LOVE a dramatic fight over nothing. The backbone of angsty romance fics. Yelling until someone says something stupid like “BUT I LOVED YOU” and then just stunned silence. Chefs kiss. Great trope.

Suki being the one to slap sense into Sokka is very on brand plus I love her sudden realisation that she wants to explore dating women - it’s a learning experience for everyone! I think sometimes in canon Suki knows Sokka better than he knows himself so, yeah, this tracks. I, too, would be at my wits end, if my boyfriend, whom I’ve drifted from romantically (but still care deeply about), was that hopelessly oblivious to his own repressed emotions.

Tell me about the Zuko/Sokka reconciliation! I wonder how that would go? Another screaming match segueing into confessions? A meet up at an old date spot? I’m thinking: somewhere they used to go to get away from everything and just be, and one of them finds the other there. And then what, I wonder? Does Sokka go back with Zuko to his fast-paced life style? Does Zuko decide to trade it in once and for all for a quieter life now he’s seen the other side? Did he ever really like it anyway? Or did he discover a part of himself he didn’t know he had? If we’re in it for the long game, would this cause another rift? Or would we be in the situation with two sappy boyfriends both ready to drop absolutely everything for the other one because they’ve learnt that ✨love is all that matters in the end✨? MANY thoughts, many.

#having a lot of thoughts about this au now tbh #answered #procrastinatingqueen #musician au

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dvp95 · 5 years ago

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quiet on widow’s peak (10)

pairing: dan howell/phil lester, pj liguori/sophie newton/chris kendall rating: teen & up tags: paranormal investigator, mystery, online friendship, slow burn, strangers to lovers, nonbinary character, trans character, background poly, phil does some buzzfeed unsolved shit and dan is a fan word count: 2.8k (this chapter), 32.4k (total) summary: Phil’s got a list of paranormal experiences a mile long that he likes to share with the world. Abandoned buildings, cemeteries, and ghost stories have always called his name, and a particular fan of his has a really, really good ghost story.

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They try everything. Sophie handles the cameras and phones while Phil and Chris spend way too long cleaning up files on their laptops and doing what they can to get any clear images out of the mess. It's no use. By the time PJ returns from driving Dan home, all they've accomplished is figuring out that the corruption is on their devices, not on the exported files. No matter what they do, the videos and pictures they took have the effect of being scrambled, like someone has pressed fast forward and also put a noise filter over them. The sound is no better - there's a high-pitched sort of ringing in all of the video and audio recordings that Phil can't understand the source of. Some files won't open altogether.

"How does this even happen?" Sophie mutters, bent over Chris' phone with a furrowed brow. "There's nothing left. Like, at all."

"We still have footage from the first night," says Phil. He's trying his very best to stay positive, but this is unbelievably frustrating. They experienced something last night, even if they can't agree on what it was, and they're supposed to start driving back to Brighton before it gets too dark. They don't have time for this. "With the shadow, you know."

His friends make grunts of irritated agreement. Phil knows that all of them are disappointed and a little angry about the lack of evidence for their hellish night, almost like they went through it for nothing, but he doesn't have anything comforting to say.

Phil has never been very good at comfort. He's good at distracting people and forcing optimism, but seeing such visceral emotions from his usually mild housemates makes him want to retreat into himself. He takes his glasses off to rub at his eyes, fighting off a budding headache.

"That's not really enough for a video, though, is it," says PJ. "I mean, you're not going to convince anyone with just a shadow."

"Well, we can't stay to try and get more," Chris says with a little huff.

"I can," Phil points out. He doesn't think he wants to, really, because this whole situation skeeves him out and going back alone would not help, but he needs there to be a purpose to his friends' suffering or he'll never forgive himself. He stares at his unfocused laptop screen, full of files that don't work, and wonders if they're going to bother to try and stop him. "I mean, you guys all have work tomorrow. I don't have anywhere to be. And I kind of want to see this through, so I can, like… take the train home when it's done."

There's a moment of quiet. Phil feels his shoulders tense at the possibility that he's going to have to argue his way into this. It's his job. Plus, he already knows his parents are going to have a problem with him staying longer to investigate, and fighting with yet another set of well-meaning people is more than he wants to do.

"Normally I'd be like, whatever," says PJ. "You know what you're doing and you do this sort of shit alone all the time. But, Phil, how the fuck do you think the paralysis will work if you're by yourself?"

"I won't try to sleep there," Phil decides, shoving his glasses back onto his face. "That's the only time it's happened, right? When people are already falling asleep?"

PJ's mouth twists unhappily, but he doesn't protest further. Phil wonders if he's actually won this argument or if PJ is just too tired from bickering with Dan about cryptids, or whatever they talked about on the drive. Thinking about Dan is a distraction, and not exactly a welcome one. Phil doesn't know how he feels - or even if he should be feeling anything at all - and he doesn't want to add that crisis on top of the one he's already dealing with.

"So you're just going to go there," says Chris. "Alone. And then poke around and go home?"

"That's what I do in most haunts."

"Fair play. Carry on."

It's almost funny how quickly PJ's expression nosedives into aghast. "What? That's it? You're not putting up more of a fight?"

"Why bother?" Chris asks with a little shrug. "He's a stubborn bellend."

"Hey," Phil half-heartedly protests. His friends don't deign to acknowledge it.

"You should bring a sigil with you," says Sophie. Her voice is soft and tired, but her eyes are kind in a way that PJ and Chris don't bother to be. "Why don't you bring something down that you'd have on you, and we'll all put something on it?"

"Really?" Chris asks. It's impossible to tell what he's thinking. Phil doesn't know if he thinks the idea is good or stupid, but he nods after Sophie does. "Alright, we can do that."

PJ is looking off into the distance while cogs seem to turn in his head. "Something you'll have physically on you, Philly, since we can't put it on your skin itself. Let us draw on your glasses or jacket or -"

"Knickers," Chris chimes in.

"Or your knickers," PJ agrees, far more solemnly than Phil thinks is necessary.

It doesn't seem like it'll actually help, but Phil feels so much affection and gratitude for his friends wanting to protect him in any way they can that he doesn't argue.

Phil doesn't really like the idea of going to the Wilkins place alone, either, but he's a lot more comfortable doing that than dragging his innocent friends along for the awful ride again. He thinks about Sophie's kind eyes staring up at the ceiling blankly, the way PJ gasped when he woke up, Chris trying to hide his own concern about the situation, and he feels his resolve stiffen even more.

Maybe he is a stubborn bellend. This is his responsibility, though. It's not right for him to keep asking for help. Phil lets the conversation flow to what snacks they're going to get for the drive and thinks about how he's going to break the situation to his parents.

It doesn't feel as satisfying to shut the door of his childhood bedroom, now. Maybe it's the fact that he's too mature to slam it, or maybe it's that the room itself isn't the haven it used to be. All the neutral colours and boring pieces of art are like a constant visual reminder that his life isn't here anymore.

He doesn't want it to be here. That isn't the problem. It feels stupid if he thinks about it for too long, but he grew up in this house. He's got scars from the sharp corners of the old furniture and more memories than he has in any other singular location. Sure, it makes sense that his parents are retiring and want to downsize from a big, empty house, but Phil really isn't comfortable with this level of change. He kind of assumed he'd always be able to come visit and feel at home again.

Phil sinks onto the mattress. For a long moment, he seriously considers going to sleep. It's barely past seven, but he didn't sleep well this morning. At least if he's unconscious he doesn't need to deal with the crushing weight of his parents' disappointment and worry.

The decision is made for him when his phone buzzes with a notification from Tumblr.

tell ur parents thanks for letting me stay and tell pj thanks for bringing me home and tell urself thanks for the uhhhh experience lmao its deffo not one im gonna forget anytime soon

Phil huffs a laugh and gets comfortable. You're very welcome. I'll tell them when I come out of hiding.

arent you in a very small car on your way to brighton mate… how tf do you manage to hide in there when youre huge

Oh I'm not in the car, I'm still at my parents' place. It's a long story and I hate typing a bunch on my phone. Phil grimaces at himself for the way that sounds, like he's cutting off any questions Dan might have before they ask. He sends another message. Voice call me on Skype or something if you wanna hear about my no good, very bad day.

He doesn't expect Dan to actually call him, let alone immediately, but Phil's phone starts buzzing with a Skype call before he's collected himself enough to find his headphones. He's still detangling while he answers with a sheepish, "Oh, hello!"

"Hi," says Dan. Their voice is low and amused, and Phil can't believe how nice it is to hear after only a handful of hours.

"I'm woefully unprepared, as per usual," Phil rambles, finally getting his headphones in and grinning at the bland wall in front of him. Nobody is here to judge him for it. "You, er, got home alright?"

"Obviously yes," says Dan. "So, you had a bad day?"

"'Cause you had a bad day," Phil sings back to them. The sound of Dan's giggle makes any embarrassment worth it, he thinks. "Yeah, uh, it was rough. So we wanted to look over the footage from last night to see what the camera caught, y'know, but… I don't know how, I don't have an explanation for it, but everything is corrupted. Our audio, our video, our photos. They're all beyond repair."

There's a few moments of silence, where Phil would think Skype had frozen if he couldn't still hear the faint music on Dan's end. Then, "What? You - what? We don't have anything?"

Phil likes the sound of 'we'. He probably shouldn't.

"We tried everything," Phil explains, his heart feeling heavy all over again at the reminder that they spent hours terrified for nothing. "But the corruption isn't even in the exported files, it's on our devices themselves. Chris' phone, our cameras… they're all fucked."

"If you're swearing, it must be fucking serious," says Dan. Phil wants to interrupt then, explain that his policy on bleeping out curses is more about staying monetized and keeping his parents happy than any personal morals, but Dan has already shot past the topic at the speed of light. "So basically we've got no proof we were ever there, let alone that something weird happened - which I'm not saying is some kind of fucking paranormal shit, by the way, but it was weird - and now you've got nothing to make a video with and I never should have told you about this place to begin with?"

"Dan, breathe." Phil waits until he's sure that Dan is at least trying to follow the directive. "It's okay. I'm glad you brought me here. And that's why I'm still in town - I'm going to get more footage."

"Not alone, you're not," Dan says fiercely.

"Peej and the other Scoobs already went home. I just didn't go with them."

"I don't care where your friends are," says Dan. Phil can almost see their hand waving dismissively. "You're not going back there alone. End of story."

The clear insistence in Dan's voice should be getting Phil's back up against the wall. He hates being told what to do with his own projects, needs to be in complete control whenever possible. Instead, he finds himself thinking that it's sweet of Dan to worry like that.

Christ, but he's got it bad.

"I'm still in town either way," Phil says, picking at a loose thread in his sleeve absent-mindedly. "Which my parents are, uh, not thrilled about."

"Really?" Dan sounds genuinely surprised. "They seem like they really love you, mate."

Love has never been the issue. That feels strange to think, cocky almost, but Phil has never really worried that his parents won't love him. Even with the secrets he keeps from them and their fears about the way he lives his life, the worst he's ever expected is disappointment. That just isn't the way their relationship works.

"Oh, they do," says Phil. "But they hate my job, and they think that it's stupid of me to keep investigating a place that clearly doesn't want to be investigated. They believe in ghosts and demons and all that jazz, y'know, they think I'm inviting evil into my life, so they said they'd let me stay here while I work but that we're going to have a 'serious discussion' about my life trajectory when I'm done."

"Ouch. I'd hate that conversation."

"Trust me, it's going to suck. I just got the preview today, and I already know I'm going to want to run away to Iceland."

There's a beat. Then, Dan says, "At least when you're there you can look into the hidden people. You know, the Icelandic elves or whatever that live in a parallel world. That seems up your alley."

"Your mum lives in a parallel world," Phil mutters.

Dan giggles. The sound of it is soft, like they're aware of their own volume, and Phil remembers that Dan lives in some kind of housing with a bunch of other students. He still loves the sound, so much so that he drifts into a nonsensical daydream of making Dan laugh as much as possible and almost misses Dan's voice coming through his headphones again.

"Since you're still in town," Dan is saying, and Phil makes a conscious effort to tune back in, "you should come by the shop tomorrow. I have an early class, but I'm starting work at eleven."

The prospect of seeing Dan again is such a good one that Phil doesn't even hesitate before he's agreeing. It'll be a bit of an effort to get out of bed early enough to avoid his parents and catch Dan for a good amount of time, but Phil feels like it's definitely going to be worth it. He likes Dan, likes being around them if absolutely nothing else, and the ill-advised butterflies in his stomach aren't enough to make him fall on the side of finding this a bad idea.

It isn't until after he's hung up and getting himself a sandwich so he doesn't have to eat an awkward dinner with his parents that Phil realises he's going to have Dan all to himself tomorrow. Well, to himself and to whatever patrons come into the coffee shop. The force of those warm eyes, just focused on him… it's going to test Phil in a way he's not sure he's ready for.

He turns away from the fridge and almost jumps out of his skin.

"Mum," he complains, free hand clutched to his chest. "Don't just stand there, you scared me!"

A smile tugs at Kath's lips, but her arms are crossed and her eyes are staring into Phil's very soul. He feels cornered all of a sudden, like he ought to be clawing for escape.

"Philip," she says, all warmth. There's that slight edge that he remembers so clearly from mishaps as a child, but for the most part it seems like she isn't here to lecture him. He imagines that's going to come from both of them. "This thing that you insist on doing… it's dangerous. You must know that, love."

Phil doesn't actually know that. For the most part, his career hasn't given him anything but boredom and a complex about his own creativity. It's just the odd cases, the ones like the Wilkins house, that get him squirrelly.

"I know, mum," he says anyway. It isn't worth the argument. "But this is my job."

"It doesn't need to be," she presses, and Phil realises that his assumption was very, very wrong. They're going to divide and conquer. She continues like she hasn't noticed the way his whole body is tensing up. "You have such a wonderful mind and loads of ambition, my dear. And that imagination! Gosh, you could do anything that you set your mind to."

Anything he set his mind to - if he actually tried. Phil can hear the words that she isn't saying, that his dad will have no trouble voicing later, and he feels the familiar burn in his throat like he's going to start crying.

He won't. He doesn't cry much, as a rule, but he's well-acquainted with the sensation of holding it back.

"I know that I can," says Phil quietly. He looks down at his sandwich. He isn't very hungry anymore. "Mum, I'm not - I don't do this because I - you know, I like my job."

That's not exactly the truth anymore, but Phil is also well-acquainted with the art of lying to his mother. She doesn't need to know about the doubts that plague Phil, the way that he's felt like he's slogging through videos until they catch his interest properly. That's something he can figure out on his own. He forces his eyes back up at her to drive the point home with a sincere, pleading sort of look.

Her mouth twists, unhappily this time.

"You need to grow up sometime, Phil," she says, so soft that it almost cushions the devastating blow of her words.

Almost.

#quiet on widow's peak #words words words

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Ali: that's a #look Carly: not rn Carly: my ma wasnt on @ me only to clean up Carly: he had his turn Ali: damn it Ali: maybe a nice belt Ali: I'll be 🤔 Carly: dont b 💔😢 he has bushy eyebrows Ali: same Ali: he's earnt his invite back Ali: your ma gonna have to chill though Ali: and it ain't that kinda tea 💔 Carly: you wont b able to tell if shes angry or surprised Ali: 😚 ⬅ I know the vibe Ali: you do you babe Carly: she used to let me sort em out but there was an accident Carly: which im sworn to secrecy about Ali: I'm so good with secrets 🙏🙏🙏 Carly: k Carly: my head zoned out but my hands kept going like Ali: you were meditating you can't help having 🌌🧠 Ali: I'll 🤭 now and never tell, don't worry Mrs W Carly: @ school yea im meditating on your q sir relax Carly: ha love that Ali: they just ask questions to answer it themselves, what is the point Carly: u coming for my ma again? Ali: 🤫 bad first impression, that Carly: shes heard it from ronan too sorry Carly: lad has loose lips Ali: honestly Ali: 🙄 can't keep up with my bad reputation Carly: ud think hed be better at kissing Carly: its talk talk talk Carly: more good things about u than ive made it seem like tho Ali: he was a big talker Ali: probably 'cos he ain't allowed with the lads Carly: if he talked about what a 👼 u are & how 💔😢 he is theyd uninvite him from the bonfire Carly: its sweet really how hung up hes got Ali: he only thinks I'm an 👼 'cos he took my virginity probs Ali: that's more suitable 🔥side chat Carly: he goes on about that alot but I thought he was lying Carly: oh no that sounds bad Carly: not calling u a slag ur obvs not its y he likes u more Ali: 😂 I'm fine with slag Ali: all definition dependent anyway Carly: yea same Carly: can be hot if ur in the mood Ali: right, and if I'm a slag 'cos I didn't marry him then I'll take it Carly: & hes not allowed to marry gorgers theyd wanna throw him in the 🔥 Ali: exactly Ali: we can't both be 💔😢 forever can we boy Carly: just me @ the party til u came to my rescue Ali: 🥺 Ali: What was he even on about then, like? Ali: dickhead Carly: idk i zone out wen he shouts @ me too Ali: I can always poison a cup and send it his way Ali: just say the word Carly: hes not that bad Ali: okay okay, just some laxatives Ali: 'cos he's a bit 💩 Carly: ha Ali: no 🌼🌼🌼 unless he says soz then Carly: but his beautiful curls 🥺 Ali: hmm, a good point Ali: be strong, baby Carly: ill throw one @ him & run away Carly: back to u Ali: you're so adorable Carly: says u Carly: 👼👸🏼 Ali: 💚 we're gonna have an adventure when the tea hits okay Ali: I've decided Carly: k thats the kinda 🎄🎅🤶🎁 it is Carly: i do want the energy of a kid on xmas morning Ali: that's the best Ali: how I'm tryna be every day Carly: 💫⭐️🌟✨⚡️☄️ 🚀🛸 Ali: if only 🚀 Ali: this bike can only go as fast as my lil legs can carry, like Carly: aw baby Carly: i shouldve asked u where u live before this 2nd rescue was launched Carly: im sorry Ali: No distance is too far for a fair maiden Carly: ill have to see what other 🔮 i can find before u get here Carly: dont love ious Ali: there's no ious Carly: [sending her loads of pics of her with or just pics of the cat lady's cats that she's rounding up for this tea party and they're adorable] Ali: 😍💞😻 Ali: okay, non-debt fully paid though Carly: [just rambling about the names she's given each cat cos her and cat lady don't know each other properly til Ali comes along and like facts about each cat/her fave things cos she's a big nerd] Ali: I love them Ali: I'm gonna get them some 🐟🐟🐟 when I get tea party tings Ali: some cream, awh, okay, this is happening Carly: im picking enough 🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼 for everyone Ali: should've put Bluebs in my basket Ali: next time Carly: aw Carly: Humbug might try & fight him Carly: youd b there to protect him tho Ali: I can ref Ali: my little brother is always trying to play-fight everyone so I'm well-versed Carly: is he ticklish? that works for me Carly: broken up lots of fights Ali: big time Ali: his kryptonite Ali: reckon it's against the rules in professional fights but preparing him for anything like any good big sister Carly: ha Carly: aw i bet ur an amazing sister Carly: if i had 1 maybe id wanna be on site sometimes Carly: my ma's eyebrows r hardly a call to home Ali: he might disagree but he's 5 so what does he know 😉 Ali: feel that though Ali: home is just a base, whole 🌍 out there Carly: wen ur 5 you argue to argue Carly: yea if u dont use ur wings theyll think u dont want em 💔😢 Ali: flying is like riding a 🚲 though Carly: r we goin on a 🚲 adventure? Ali: definitely Ali: ugh, need one of those wagons for the 😻😻😻s Carly: ☺️its gonna b so fun! Carly: we might meet more 🐈🐈🐈🐈 Ali: way better than 🐔 Carly: ha Carly: do u have 🔮 left to help me find shoes? Ali: have you checked the fridge? Carly: [a pause while she do] Carly: theyre not there 😕🧐 Ali: damn, that'd be the last place I'd look though Ali: were they in the mess your Ma was sounding off about fr Carly: o mayb Carly: if i was wearing any when you dropped me off Ali: 🤔 I don't know if I recall any glass slippers Ali: I'll ask Lene hold up Carly: 👸 energy Carly: but idk if i wanna scary 🐺 at my door Ali: turns out she's actually your 👵 Carly: ha my grandma is 💍 to god Carly: its not close to the energy shes putting out Ali: she'd probably tell your actual that God is a gay girl Ali: nah she's well 😇 around fam, just hide behind your Ma and me, baby, you'll be fine Carly: ha that wasn't in any of the kids bible stories she sent me every 🎄🎅🤶🎁 Carly: her god is 😠 than Humbug Carly: he likes to shout so i gotta zone out Carly: aw that's sweet ur ma loves her too? Ali: Hooray for Catholicism, yeah? 😏 Ali: she loves my Ma, more like Carly: we spend our sundays on our knees nana but its 🚽🤮 or u kno a bigger sin Carly: u do look like her i remember Ali: that's not QUITE 🚽🤮 levels but close 😂 Carly: nah its nice u have the same 👀💙✨ Carly: idk who i look like Carly: postman maybe Ali: now I don't know whether to 😳 or be 🤨 you like my Ma too Ali: you look like you and that's Ali: 💛 😍 😘 🥰 😚 👸 👼🏽 🐰 🌼 🌻 🌞 🍓 🍑 🍨 🍰 🍭 🍬 🎆 💜 Carly: yea 🤞🙏🌠 the postman isnt my da cuz hes a ride Carly: aw now youve got me 😳 Ali: rude, my postman is not Carly: 🚫💌 then baby Carly: ill text u instead Ali: so grumpy, don't stick your hand right into our house if you don't wanna get bitten, sir Ali: not by me, whatever Ronan has said Ali: though I'm well flattered I'm getting a text back Carly: ha its k its not that u use too much teeth Carly: & course ur my hero Carly: tho 🤞🙏🌠 wont b an sos every time Ali: good, can't have him putting you off with blatant lies Ali: it won't be if I do a better job at the heroics and get there before any bad shit can happen Carly: its k i like it Carly: helps me remember what i did Carly: 💔😢 no lads r spelling their names out in bruises for the who Carly: 🐇🐾🐇🐾🐇 Carly: nooo theres no better u could do Carly: ur flying to me faster than anyone has ever ever Ali: amateurs, like Ali: so rude, ain't they heard you're 👸 Ali: I'm basically there now, prepare for the best tea party you've ever been to Carly: aint wat theyve heard but idc Carly: yay 💙 i havent had 1 since me & my 🧸🧸🧸 Ali: I'll be 🎶🔊 it so get in the know lads Ali: awh, can I meet them too? Carly: not too 🔊 or ur gf will bite me which could b fun but im not trying to do u like 💔😢 Carly: some r shyer than others but if u work ur 🔮 how u did for me ull make friends Ali: fill your boots, babe, I don't reckon she's your type, like Ali: I'll be on my best behaviour 🤞 Ali: the loveliest guest you've ever had 🤞🤞 Carly: be fun though Carly: not boring Ali: 😲😲 Ali: Is that the impression I give off? Ali: or another Ronan tale, either way Ali: gonna have to prove otherwise now in the most extra ways imaginable Carly: nahhh Carly: he don't lie to me its his 1 saving grace Carly: its just like a pls Carly: to u & the universe Ali: I won't be boring Ali: trust me Carly: k Carly: i do ur a lifesaver Ali: nah Ali: just happy to help Carly: im happy we r mates Ali: me too Ali: idk why we weren't before, like Ali: too many people at school Carly: & i dont go much ha Ali: this is true Ali: lesser spotted walsh 🐦 Carly: oooh wat colours am i Ali: 💗💜💛🧡💗 Carly: cute Ali: very Carly: wats ur fave colour? Ali: It's a harder question than people reckon, that Ali: like, there's so many beautiful things of every colour Ali: if I can decide for the day, I feel like I'm doing a disservice to all the others Carly: sorry Carly: i havent decided on mine either Carly: when i was a lil kid it was 💛 for the 🌞 then wen i started goin out it was silver for wat i thought the 🌚 looked like Carly: but ive seen so many new colours since Ali: kids always know Ali: they're much smarter than adults about everything Carly: i bet ur lil bro is the smartest Carly: like u Ali: he likes red for 🚨❌🛑⛔️🚫💯‼️🥊🥤 Ali: and I see the appeal Carly: does he like 🍎? i kno somewhere that sells the reddest shiniest 1s Carly: or we cud just throw 🍅s Ali: he's at the anti-fruit stage Ali: but I reckon he could be convinced if we let him smother 'em in caramel and sprinkles Carly: its a date Ali: Me first

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lostinthewoods-kristoff · 5 years ago

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Kristoff Eindride Bjorgman Character Sheet

Birthday — December 31, 1990 Zodiac Sign — Sagittarius MBTI — ISTJ Enneagram — 9 Temperament — Phlegmatic Hogwarts House — Hufflepuff Moral Alignment — Neutral Good Primary Vice — Envy Primary Virtue — Diligence Element — Earth

Overview:

Mother — Anna Bjorgman (née Olsen) Father — Ole Bjorgman Mother’s Occupation — translator, with knowledge of Sàmi, Swedish, Danish and English Father’s Occupation — Park ranger at Hardangervidda National Park Family Finances — comfortable bit not particularly wealthy Birth Order — oldest Brothers - none Sisters — Freya, 12 years younger, and Agnetha, 14 years younger Other Close Family — The Stone trolls! Best Friend — He doesn’t have one :( Other Friends — The Stone trolls! Enemies — All humans Pets — None, but growing up he had a dog called Kipper and the trolls kept bringing him little baby badgers and deer and things and he just kept calling all of them kipper Home Life During Childhood — serene honestly like he grew up in a valley between two mountains, he spent all of his time outdoors playing, he got to spend a lot of time out in nature Town or City Name(s) — he was born in Oslo, but they moved to Odda for his dather’s work when he was very little Any Sports or Clubs — He played ice hockey and his mam was teaching him to play the guitar Favorite Toy or Game — Schooling — he never went to school! He was too little when he went missing Nationality — Norwegian Culture — uhhh Stone Troll? Religion and beliefs — None

Physical Appearance:

Face Claim — Boyd Holbrook Complexion — paler 👏🏻 than 👏🏻 pale 👏🏻 Hair Colour — himbo blonde Eye Colour — listen Boyd’s eyes are blue but kristoff’s brown eyes are so important to me so we aren’t talking about it Height — 6’2 Common Hairstyle — sort of long-ish like longer enough to get into his face and v floppy he only discovered scissors like a decade ago Clothing Style — comfy and warm in the winter, comfy and cool in the summer. Fairly basic boring clothes to be honest Mannerisms — mumbles to himself a lot! has a habit of whistling songs the tolls taught him. Yikes face constantly.

Health:

Overall (do they get sick easily)? — he’s probably had a few colds and sniffles since coming to swynlake tbf Physical Ailments — none Allergies — None Grooming Habits — oh you wanna talk grooming habits with a man who is essentially a yeti? Honestly even tho he probably really enjoys a hot shower after years of bathing in a freezing cold river all that water probably still feels super wasteful so he’s deffo an every few days kinda guy, and yes he is also a seven-in-one conditioner-shampoo-shower gel-lotion-toner-toothpaste-hair removal cream kinda guy why have lots of bottles when you can have one (1) Sleeping Habits — a surprisingly heavy sleeper for someone who lived in the open, but then maybe that’s because he had the trolls to protect him (and also they wouldn’t shut. up.) Eating Habits — eating CONSTANTLY the best thing and one of the only good things about living in town is FOOD what the hell is a cronut and why isn’t there one in his hand right now but honestly lots of fruit and veggies surprisingly healthy Exercise Habits — he treks in the woods like for a living I guess that’s it Body Temperature — warm always big tall radiator Sociability — he’s trying but it’s early days 3/10 Addictions — none Drug Use — what is a drug Alcohol Use — I figure he once found like a bottle of whiskey or smth in a backpack im the woods one day when he was like 11, took a sip and was like ew and that’s been it ever since

Your Character’s Character:

Bad Habits — being moody af, constantly distrustful, and also nail chewing, and whistling too that’s annoying Good Habits — thoughtful!! Fixes things without being asked, helps old ladies cross the street Worst Memory — probably getting dragged out of the woods by the rescue team when he was 16; the trolls were his family by then and had been for longer than he’d known his birth family so he would’ve been traumatised by getting pulled away from them like that Best Memory — I think probably a more bittersweet memory, one he looks on as being positive is the trolls finding him when he’d gotten lost Proud of — himself, for making it this far Embarrassed by — everything and nothing he’s a complex dude Driving Style — awfully good. Not like *posh British accent* “awfully good” like “he’s simultaneously good at this and going to get us all killed”. He was taught by a farmer one summer so whilst he can’t legally drive, he can actually drive pretty well, but he goes very fast and he doesn’t believe in checking mirrors Strong Points — independent but deeply caring about the people he loves, very resourceful Temperament — he can be quite moody at first but he’s very Soft once you get to know him Weakness — again he can be quite moody and he also pushes people away a lot he isolates himself even if he doesnt necessarily want to be isolated!! Fears — being completely on his own Phobias — enclosed spaces Secrets — i guess he doesn’t have any?? He was like Big News at one point so I guess people know his business Regrets — I honestly don’t know? Like maybe sometimes he regrets not being around for his younger sisters but honestly he does Not regret leaving his family sooo Feels Vulnerable When — he’s not in the forest/with the trolls Pet Peeves — People talking loudly in public places/generally being rude in public places Short Term Goals and Hopes — get a job, make sure he can hold a roof over his head Long Term Goals and Hopes — manage to live in town and be less of a strange in between yeti mam Sexuality — he doesn’t know yet!! He’s never really bwen part of society he doesn’t really know what sexuality is!! He’s had a few Experienxes in the past (he has had his first kiss and that is It) but he needs to learn! Day or Night Person — day Introvert or Extrovert — introvert king Optimist or Pessimist — pessimist tbh

Likes and Styles:

Music — he likes cheesy old 80s songs he remembers them from when he was little and he’s been rediscovering it now, loves it Books — he’s a pretty slow reader so he doesn’t really have any favourite books. But he has a lot of favourite stories that the trolls told him! Magazines — again he’s a real slow reader but he loves those magazines you get from the supermarket that are like,, free and have loads of recipes and shit in Foods — all the foods. All the big ones. Loves ‘em. Will put literally anything in a sandwich because society has not taught him what is and is not acceptable to slap between two slices of bread Drinks — he complains that tap water in town tastes wrong but he’s taking a real liking to coffee, love that shit Animals — all of them!!!!! They’re better than people!!! Color — green and/or blue Jewellery — he doesn’t actually have any jewellery but he does have lots of really cool pebbles that his stone troll fam gave him

Where and How Does Your Character Live Now:

Home — he lives in benbow now in one of the ground floor apartments and he’s still getting used to it Household furnishings — minimalist af the only furniture he has is what was in the place when he got it so it isn’t much but there’s lots of decoration!! Lots of trinkets!! Favorite Possession — the aforementioned rock collection Relationship with Family — he’s still very close with the trolls, even though he’s living in town now. He misses them a lot!! As for his biological family he doesn’t ever rlly think about his parents but he does think about his sisters every so often he wishes he knew what was going on with them Car — be doesn’t have one but he would like one! Career — is there a word for someone who goes and gets things from the forest for a Price Dream Career — I think he’d like to do smth in nature he honestly isn’t too sure Dream Life — honestly I don’t know, and I don’t think he knows either!! Love Life — nonexistent lmfaoooo Talents or Skills — survival skills? Puts Bear Grylls to shame. Singing voice of an angel. Intelligence Level — honestly like he’s fairly smart just not Book Smart Finances — get this man a full time job STAT

#( journal. )#it's ma boi!!!#also thank u to mk who i stole this from lmfao

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ramblerogue · 6 years ago

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omg im abt to overwhelm ur asks u dont even Know!!! how did tiller and mayday meet? what went down??

OOOO OKAY gettin’ right down to the nitty gritty of it, perfect!! Apologies in advance for A LOT of typing!!!

SO! Tiller was apart of this pirate crew called The Sea Dragons (note her sea dragon tattoo, very original i know). They had fun sailing and stealing and doing generic pirate things and they’re a big ole found family who care about each other! Tiller was the main navigator for the ship, but since she had such a bubbly and silly demeanor, she was given another very important job. See, she pretty much became a double agent who would infiltrate other pirate crews, gain their trust over the course of a few months, and then call the Sea Dragons over in the dead of night to steal all that they had. People underestimated Tiller a lot, so she ended up using that as a strength because no one expected her to… well, lie and betray everyone all the time. She’s adorable and the best and I love her, but she’s also An Absolute Chaotic Bastard.

SO ENTER MAYDAY. One of Tiller’s infiltration missions led her to a crew called the Sun Skulls (which of course happened to be Mayday’s crew). Mayday is an assassin/general fighter for the Sun Skulls and she specializes in dual swordsmanship.

So Tiller did her usual routine of acting very friendly towards everyone on the Sun Skull crew and getting into her new position as “navigator”. And she spent about 2 months on the Sun Skull ship. Her and Mayday were actually roommates at the time because extra rooms were scarce. Mayday generally has a stand-offish demeanor but she warmed up to Tiller surprisingly fast. I don’t have a lot of details but during this two month period, the two of them slowly got to know each other and spent more time together. (They were probably secretly crushing on each other too but never said anything about it! They deffo thought that the other is really cute too!)

AND OF COURSE THIS ALL HAS TO GO WRONG!! Because Tiller is planning to betray them!!! Towards the end of this infiltration mission, Tiller is feeling REALLY bad about the whole thing because she’s developing serious feelings for Mayday, but the Sea Dragon crew is counting on her and she can’t exactly just leave the Sun Skulls out of no where without an explanation. So with questionable judgment, Tiller goes through with the original plan to steal a big treasure haul in the middle of night.And Mayday catches her.Thus begins the rivalry. Tiller ended up getting away, but now Mayday has this sort of revenge quest against Tiller, even though they BOTH still have romantic feelings for each other and neither of them will say it! So it’s just a big ole dramatic mess and I LOVE IT. It’s like a Friends > Enemies > Lovers scenario.

And that’s the backstory. So they’re not technically dating YET in the DnD campaign I’m playing in (but that doesn’t stop me from drawing extremely sappy content about the two of them because they WILL get together). So at present, Mayday pops in a random points in our DnD games and causes an emotional ruckus for Tiller everytime she does so, because she’s kind of trying to kill her (but also Tiller’s always really happy to see her!!!)

I hope that made SOME kind of sense omg, my drawings of them are really disjointed and I’m kind of making it up as a go along haha! But I do love them so so much, so thank you again so much for showing interest!!

Also if you’re interested in such things, I do have a playlist for the two of them! So check it out if you wanna!https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6IVR8BKy6IXnTyS8ZdfFfK?si=wyXXhSFrSKK4joTjyB7Apw

#asks #anon #hello everyone please excuse this long rambling mess on my main blog lmao!!!#i would... Die for these two i swear to god #Anonymous #long post #tiller jakobie #mayday suria

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oxidizeds · 3 years ago

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🖤 bugi & logan 🗣🫂

1) my muse’s initial impression of yours: SDKFJHFKDJH FROM THEIR FIRST THREAD logan was just “HE’S CRAZY” but in the best way possible <3 he doesnt let log step all over him so hes automatically jst ❤️__❤️ 2) my muse’s favorite physical attribute of yours: eyes.. ^__^ 3) my muse’s favorite personality attribute of yours: please def him being funny w/o trying to be.. like being a worm for halloween. logan jst goes tikok vc <3 yup <3 all mine <3 4) a moment that made my muse realize how much they care about yours: prob when they first broke up..n every single time after that SDKJFHK he honestly is such a sicko like tht.. but if we are going #soft moments (EXCUSE THE CAPS FROM HERE FORWARD IM HAVING A MOMENT....) THEN PROBABLY SOME RANDOM ASS DAY WAKING UP NEXT TO BUGI N JUST HAVING ONE OF THOSE CLICHE MOMENTS WHERE HES STILL SLEEPING N LOGAN IS JST STARING AT HIM LIKE 🥺 THINKIN AB WTF HE’D DO W/O BUGI OR IF SMTH HAPPENED TO HIM...YEAH *BONK* 5) something my muse never found the words to say to yours: YEAH THIS LIST CLD GET LONG.. definitely how much he Genuinely cares ab bugi as we r aware he is #ass w being honest so he probably seems very impartial a lot of the time but internally hes def bugging out like “HHHHHHHH” like a fkn asthmatic 6) something my muse wishes they had never said to yours: honestly he probably wishes they nvr broke up the first time bc now they r a mess n knowing logan he prob ws going feral when they did so <3 everything tht he said then <3 7) something your muse does that makes mine feel safe: HONESTLY probably jst sharing a bed. hes easy.. probs falls asleep so fast when bugi is there..sick 2 my STOMACH!!!!!!! 8) something your muse does that makes mine smile: justin bieber vc whenever...u smile...i smile <3 NO BT HONESTLY.. probably all it takes is bugi bein happy.. he cld be smilin @ a rock 4 wtvr fkn reason n logan wld jst “awww :)” 9) something my muse wants to protect yours from: taps mic his mood swings drops mic (horrible bc he easily cld do so but he sucks. feel free 2 smack him over the head w a cartoon mallet) 10) ways my muse says ‘i love you’ without saying those words: 1) LMFAO...keeps his notifs on for bugis youtube channel when they r broken up...if he knows ab it?? shld i make another 1 in the case he doesnt. i will 2) sends pictures of animals doin random things. anywhere from 2 cats smooching 2 a squirrel smacking another squirrel. n just goin ‘me n u <3′ 3) constantly trying 2 cook 4 him.. bugi cld mention a food he likes 1 time n next time log sees him he just “i got a recipe wld u like to try :)” 4) good morning/goodnight texts..the Essentials. 5) always going 4 back hugs.. holding his hands n making him flap his arms like a bird.. yeah <3 6) dkjshdfjk playlists.. he’s so big w making playlists he probably has like 10+ for bugi but has 1 Specifically that he’s given called ‘bugi’s boogie mix 🕺’ 7) definitely offers to go grocery shopping for him..he loves it there DKJSFHKFD 8) those love notes from the last meme 1000% 9) deffo thanks bugi like 4 million times whenever he does smth.. his way of sayin ily </3 10) massages.. he likes 2 feel useful n if it helps bugi feel better in some way too then #wahoo (1000% does karate chop motions to fuck w him) + bonus 11) plays w his hair ^__^ he cld jst be sitting there n logan wld act like its fkn toca boca hair salon

send ‘🖤 + pairing’ for me to answer the following

#ofroseates #WHYIS THIS SO LONG....HAVING THOUGHTS TN APPARENTLY #have had this in my drafts 4 so long too..had 2 have a think on it. but is 100% true me thinks #「 LOGAN IM ⋮ ANSWERED. 」#whatthe hell #「 TAKING PICTURES OF YOU WITH FLOWERS ON THE WALL ⋮ LOGAN & BUGI. 」

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starryseo · 7 years ago

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youtuber!felix

only 2 more left after this

im sad

also,,, warning,, a bit of swearing in this oneeee

without further ado

lee yongbok felix!!!!!!!!!! idk a yongbok

ok so felix totally watches buzzfeed unsolved

im sorry i was watching that b4 writing this

and he unironically quotes the guys on there

refers to the rest of the sk guys as demons bc he’s always saying “hey demons, it’s me… ya boi” #GottaLoveShane’sSkepticAss

does a lot of research into the haunted/ paranormal stuff and has dragged hyunjin on his hunt for haunted places

kinda hard to find some places bc they’re barricaded and he doesn’t wanna break the law by breaking in :’))

plus his parents would probably not let him stay overnight at a haunted place

but he tries his best to go during the day to, like, a haunted house or something

along with being a supernatural fanatic

he makes videos on conspiracy theories

all. the. time.

deffo the type to cover his laptop/ desktop camera bc the government are watching lmfao i do this too

also deffo believes in shit like the illuminati and men in black i doooo

in some of his videos you can see his room

he’s sooo got pictures, newspaper articles and shiz like that on his wall

and the typical red string tying different pictures and articles together

he’s,,,, really,,,,,, into this kinda stuff

alongside that

he’s obviously into memes

so in his videos he’ll have trashy Comic Sans comments

y’know how WillNE used to have in his videos? like that.

is also really into those theories relating the disney princesses together bc damn those are actually cool

[cyanide voice] DID YOU KNOW… elsa & anna’s parents are also tarzan’s parents????? [just a theory bUT IT MAKES SENSE OKAY]

y’know those parkour videos i keep mentioning

bringing it back real quick

one time felix was skateboarding by some lil’ lake

and he tried doing a trick but he almost fell in

and he let out the most girly scream ever and changbin was dYING

thankfully he didn’t fall in,,,,

but then he tried it again and he fell half in and changbin lost it. he. could. not. stop. laughing.

felix was just like “bro <\3″

even jisung was laughing,,, he almost dropped the camera,,, but luckily he didn’t and he managed to get felix’s scream recorded

felix actually wasn’t too mad about that

he made a meme out of it?? like why???

y’know that one meme that uses Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars as background music [the song fyi - if you dont know what im talking about; use earplugs & low volume!!! there is swearing after the 1st so watch out]

and he managed to cut a picture (of himself) from jisung’s video as he was falling

and he moves it so he’s falling through loads of different things and ends up falling through space that escalated quickly

that was a crappy explanation but watch that video and you should understand

so yeah

he’s a bit crazy :)

it’s ok tho bc he’s funny

he also does vlogs

you can imagine how active and crazy he is in those

& he’s literally always screaming in those

someone get him to chill pls

he and chan will speak english and use australian slang in the vlogs

and 1) comments overflow with how cool they sound

but 2) the other guys just go ughhhhh and start speaking korean really fast so they cant understand - or, well, felix mainly, can’t understand

or c) they’ll chat shit about chan and felix slowly so they understand and are like hey ://

it’s all banter dw

he watched jisung’s make-up w/ my minho thing right

and tried doing that too

but with changbin

obviously he didn’t tell changbin what he was gonna do

but when changbin got there

and felix got him to sit at the table rather than where his game console was he was suspicious

when felix came out of his room with make-up

you bet your butt changbin got outta that chair and ran

felix was just like “wow… i got jisung’s make-up and everything and he up and left :(((”

that didn’t stop him tho lmao

he had already set up a camera to record in that room

so he just got that camera, put it on the table

and recorded himself doing his own make-up

it was going decently until he got the eyeliner

and started doing it around his eyes

and then he found inspiration in Big Daddy’s (from Kick Ass) eye make-up [fyi]

yeah after that he kinda just fcked up his own face

but he was so proud of it

bless

he took a pic of himself and sent it to the sk group chat like “this is what you missed out on, binnie”

changbin: so not much then, yh?

felix: im breaking up w/ u

changbin: finally

as revenge for that bad changlix break-up

he gathered the ‘00 line [SQUAD ROLL OUTTTTTTT]

and they planned to get revenge on changbin

so on a saturday when they knew changbin was gonna be sleeping till like midday

(because he was up all night gaming the idiot)

they came to his house early

and got the make-up kit ready lmfao

seungmin held the camera

whilst hyunjin blended like 5 different shades of lipstick

jisung put concealer, blush and bronzer on him (God knows how some ended up in his hair but whatever)

and felix did the eyeshadow and eyeliner

just to feel a little rebellious

jisung let seungmin do the highlight

omg bad boy!seugming im deadddd

but then jisung accidentally sneezed and everyone was like SHIT and froze

they waited like 5 seconds until they heard changbin mumble “what the fuck…”

and then his eyes opened

and he was like “what the hell are you guys doing here?”

and hyunjin just smilled, discreetly hiding the lipstick he was currently holding behind his back

“ah,, we just came over to wake you up!!”

changbin was having none of that shit and he was like

changbin: “why is seungmin holding a camera then?? and jisung’s literally got something in his hand”

changbin: “jisung,,,,, is that… make-up?? you fcking did not”

felix: “RUN!!!!!!!!”

seungmin managed to get a clear shot of changbin’s pissed off face before they goT THE HELL OUTTA THEREEEEEEE

changbin flew straight up and chased them

but unfortunately they got outta the house just in time

and he wasn’t about to dash out of his house in his pj’s

imagine if seungmin had forgotten to actually start the video holy shittt lmfao

he remembered dw

anyways they got back to felix’s house and he immediately started editing the video

he managed to get a picture of changbin’s final pissed off face before they ran

he sent that to the group chat

and all the guys made that their youtube profile pictures it was HILARIOUS

whilst i’m on the topic of ‘00 line

they have killer gaming matches

and felix lives to troll people

he doesn’t limit himself to just annoying the other ‘00 guys

nah that’s too basic

he’ll troll anyone on his team

he’s blocked so many people from getting through doors

or blocked them in one corner

and he can sometimes hear them swearing and shouting to move the fck away dude!!!

and he deadass just laughs over the mic

he’s gotten a lot of people killed that way

(including himself lmao)

he still somehow managed to not be last on the scoreboard??

he plays really well actually

but he never misses an opportunity to troll

he gets a lot of hate messages from people online like “dude wtf why’d you do that”

and he’s just like “y not bro <3″

so yeah

although he loves trolling and annoying as many people as he can

he loves the sk guys

and he’d do anything for them

he can get real cheesy at times

making edits of them all dramatically falling in love with him

like he cut a clip of woojin saying “i love merigues!” and “felix keeps messaging me, should i just block him” from his cooking videos

and merged them to get “i love felix!”

and then he played that behind a clip of woojin just talking into the camera so it looked realistic enough

and he sent that to the group chat like “changbin wHO? i only know a kim woojin <3 love you bby <3″

everyone knows he edited that but they still mock woojin anyway

and changbin literally just said “good luck with him woojin, he’s insane”

back to the sentimental ending:

he loves the guys & they love his annoying ass too

knows that even tho he annoys them to the extreme a lot

he can trust them and they’ll help him with whatever

they’re like his home away from home and he loves it so much

his desktop picture is a rlly cute pic of them all together, completely unedited and unfelixified

he loves it

whoa that was long. 2?? updates in a day?? damn im on a roll :))

i got a coupla requests for boyfriend texts w/ some stray kids members

like damn after this,,, a,,, bf stray kids thing??? idkkkkkk ?????????? so many series, so little timeeee

anyways thanks 4 reading :) <3

#stray kids #lee felix #sk #stray kids scenarios #stray kids writing #stray kids imagine #kpop scenarios #kpop writing #kpop imagine #kpop #youtuber felix #youtube au #stray kids series #felix #flx

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jimmy-the-frog · 7 years ago

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tagged by @gothiclesbianism (thanks :D)

first rule: tag nine ppl you want to know better ! you dont have to do it if you dont want to! (I tagged 13 people… whoops)

@kimmykimkimchi @jimisnotagirl @parttimefemale @ryleigh-and-cats @pugglemuggle @reallyamerica @creatrixanimi @lowkeystillsleeping @americanbeautiies @firebirdeternal @recycledmimic @sunflowerscientist @froggylesbian

second rule: Bold statements that are true

- I am 5'7 or taller (I’m 5′4 and done growing)

- I wear glasses (A neighbor of mine recently asked if my glasses were decorative. I’ve known him all my life. I’ve had glasses for 6 years… come on rick. get your shit together)

-I have at least one tattoo (not yet)

- I have at least one piercing (just my ears so far)

- I have blonde hair

- I have brown eyes

- I have short hair (I buzzed it this summer, so yeah)

- My abs are at least somewhat defined (haahahahahaa no)

- I have or had braces

PERSONALITY:

- I love meeting new people

- People tell me I am funny

- Helping others with their problems is a big priority of mine (my friend and I are basically each other’s therapists)

- I enjoy physical challenges

- I enjoy mental challenges (do puzzles count? I worked on a puzzle for 6 hours a couple days ago)

- I am playfully rude to people I know (but then I usually feel guilty)

- I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it (I say “y’all” and “hella” but I think that’s just who I am now)

- There is something I would change about my personality (the better question is what WOULDN’T I change about my personality)

ABILITY:

- I can sing well (I can hit a note and sometimes i sound not awful)

- I can play an instrument (In the past i have played piano, baritone, recorder, and flute. I now know how to play NONE OF THESE)

- I can do over 30 pushups without stopping (I had to fuckin hop out of bed and try and do 31 pushups in order to answer this damn question. Turns out I CAN! HA!)

- I am a fast runner (faster than average, but not usain bolt or anything)

- I can draw well (I try, again- better than average, but still :/ )

- I have a good memory (NOPE! NOT AT ALL! I’m going to blame this on my multiple head injuries (concussion from bike accident, ran into concrete lamppost, bungee cord snapped against my head, log dropped on my head)

- I am good at doing math in my head (hell to the no. I never learned my multiplication tables, and now I’m in calculus and I’m d y i n g)

- I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute (I’m trying it now, I don’t think it’ll work–update! I got to 47 seconds then stopped)

- I have beaten at least 2 people arm wrestling (ayup)

- I can make at least 3 recipes from scratch (yeah totally. As long as I have a recipe)

- I know how to throw a proper punch (I wish)

HOBBIES:

- I enjoy sports (lol no)

- I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else (cross country for them college apps)

- I’m in a orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else (nopity nope)

- I have learned a new song in the past week (jessica by regina spektor (I cried listening to that song))

- I exercise at least once a week (okay l i s t en. I exercised every day or every other day all of this year, UNTIL ABOUT A MONTH AGO.)

- I have gone for runs at least once a week in warmer months (cross country is every day after school and sometimes Saturdays so yeah, hell on earth)

- I have drawn something in the past month (I obsessively doodle taz people on my spanish/physics schoolwork)

- I enjoy writing (I’m ambivalent)

- Fandoms are my #1 priority (my friends are deffo higher priority)

- I do some form of Martial arts (I want to!!)

EXPERIENCES:

- I have had my first kiss

- I have had alcohol (I’ve tried what my parents drink, and so far Bailey’s is the only thing I even sort of like)

- I have scored a winning point in a sport (I don’t think so? I played soccer for a really long time, but idk if I ever did that)

- I have watched an entire TV series in one sitting (absolutely)

- I have been at an overnight event (like, a sleepover? camping?? all nighters w friends???)

- I have been in a taxi

- I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year

- I have beaten a video game in one day

- I have visited another country (CANADA)

- I have been to one of my favorite bands’ concerts (P!ATD)

MY LIFE:

- I have one person that I consider to be my Best Friend (I have a couple, but one in particular I suppose)

- I live close to my school/work (like, a mile)

- My parents are still together

- I have at least one sibling (unfortunately ): )

- I live in the United States

- There is snow where I live right now (it’s mostly melted tho)

- I have hung out with a friend in the past month

- I have a smart phone

- I own at least 15 CDs

- I share my room with someone

RELATIONSHIPS:

- I am in a Relationship

- I have a crush on a celebrity

- I have a crush on someone I know

- I’ve been in at least 3 relationships

- I have never been in a Relationship

- I have admitted my feelings to a crush (after I had mostly gotten over them, but yeah)

- I get crushes easily

- I have had a crush for over a year

- I have been in a relationship for over a year

- I have had feelings for a friend (haha… yeah. whoops)

RANDOM:

- I have break-danced

- I know a person named Jamie (The secret of Roan Inish just started playing in my head)

- I have had a teacher that has a name that is hard to pronounce

- I have dyed my hair (first it was red for a cosplay, then it was green/blue, then rainbow, then black)

- I’m listening to a song on repeat right now

- I have punched someone in the past week

- I know someone who has gone to jail

- I have broken a bone (I broke my arm putting on pjs)

- I have eaten a waffle today (all I’ve eaten today is a bagel and some swedish fish)

- I know what I want to do in life

- I speak at least two languages

- I have made a new friend in the past year

#food mention #shhh gemma #long post

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my-drowning-in-time · 7 years ago

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11 Questions

S/o & big thanks to the kick-ass @lesserknownhero for tagging me! Here are my responses xx

1. Share one piece of media (book, song, movie, etc.) that describes you/could help someone understand you better?

Hmm, that’s difficult to narrow it down to just one bc I see bits and pieces of myself in different forms of media every single day. One of my favourites is Chihuly: 365 Days by Dale Chihuly. It is a photo survey of his sculpture career with quotations from and about his life, the process, little ways to stay motivated, and where he draws inspiration from. I’ve got tons of his quotes scribbled down in numerous notebooks and sketchbooks from my time in undergrad. I really connected with them and the majority of inspirational quotes/blurbs in my senior thesis sketchbook were his. Not to mention that his installations are fuckin’ brilliant. Deffo 10/10 would recommend!

2. Best thing you’ve consumed (ate, heard, read, etc) so far in 2018?

I just got off the phone today with my supervisor and I thought she was calling for one thing but then she pulled a wild card on me and it was something totally different. It’s still pretty hush hush bc details still have to be finalized and ironed out but it’s A+++ in my books. And I can’t wait to share the news once I get the go-ahead! I’m so fuckin’ giddy, I can’t stop smiling!

3. Worst thing you ever tasted?

Olives. Get that shit outta here ASAP. I don’t fuck with those bastards.

4. Can you do a cartwheel?

Hell yeah! Ya girl can do a round off too!

5. One thing that makes you smile consistently?

Easy peasy, my dorky-ass friends. Whether they’re BatE, ArtFam, Cos before Hoes (or in this case we’re both), or anyone else in between, I love looking back on silly pictures and ridiculous videos that we made for a good laugh. It helps with the distance esp. when they are hours, states, and even fuckin’ oceans away. Damn, I love those losers.

6. Any bad habits?

Homegirl. How much time do you have? Bc I could do this all day. Bites nails, procrastinates until the LAST FUCKIN’ MINUTE, slurps tea, mumbles under my breath when I don’t feel like giving a legit answer to something, too loud but also too quiet, leaves socks on the floor, slouching, not washing out my water bottle enough ...the list goes on

7. If you could inhabit any make believe world which would it be? What character would you play?

Any and every Marvel Universe with Kate Bishop in it. Katie-Kate is goals. Also, who wouldn’t want to be kickin’ it in Bed-Stuy with Hawkguy & Pizza dog or kickin’ ass with the YA?

8. Do you have any goals you’re working towards?

Currently, I’m working on building up my portfolio for applying to grad school. It’s a slow process so far but it’s a process none the less. I’m also working on getting into a few more art shows. I was part of a group show in Dec. and I’ve got a solo show in Buffalo coming up in the next couple of months. So big things are happening!

9. Morning Glory or Night Owl?

Night owl, most definitely. But I am able to get up in the morning w/o any fuss. I just prefer the night.

10. Would you rather be able to fly or breathe under water?

Breathe under water!!! How cool would that be?! Do you know how much easier it would make maritime archaeology? For the longest time while growing up, I wanted to be an archaeologist. FUCK I still want to be an archaeologist!

11. Favorite meal?

Omelettes. You can put anything in those fuckers. Literally ANYTHING. My fav is onions, spinach, peppers, mushrooms, sausage and a little bit of shredded cheese.

I’m tagging @timetosavetheuniverse @onlinedragon @sin00kas @sappphiree @stardustheartbeats @sutherlins @spookybreen && anyone else who is interested! xx

Here are my 11 questions:

What is one article of clothing/outfit combo that makes you feel powerful?

Top three fears?

Do you have any recipes memorized?

Can you speak more than one language?

What song gets you hyped up 0-100 real fast?

Bunk beds: yay or nay?

What did you want to be when you grew up?

Tea, coffee, or hot cocoa?

Which movie do you know all the words to?

Least favourite meme?

What is one bit of advice you’d like to pass on to someone?

#shut up kmorgs #soz this is a long ass post #whoops!#tagged

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istherewifiinhell · 7 years ago

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I was tagged by @leewadeeleewada

Rule 1: tag 9 people you want to get to know better

I’m not gonna but i am nosey as shit so if anyone wants to fucking go for it

Rule 2: highlight the true statements in bold / (brackets for comments/personal statements)

I am 5'7 or taller (what the fuck thats so tall) I wear glasses I have at least one tattoo I have at least one piercing I have blonde hair (originally) My abs are somewhat defined (sad slide whistle) I have or have had braces (the weird plastic ones tho? still gross) I love meeting new people People tell me I’m funny Helping people with their problems is a big priority to me I enjoy physical challenges (can it be scaled? like challenging to me isn't in general hard but yes) I enjoy mental challenges (same as above) I’m playfully rude to people I know well (a bit anyway) I started to say something ironically (pointing out every time its 4:20) There is something I would change about my personality I can play an instrument (rip i wish) I can sing well I can do 30 pushups without stopping I’m a fast runner I can draw well I have a good memory (i mean only for useless things) I’m good at doing maths in my head (better than ave maybe??) I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute (i timed myself & no, deffo no) I have beaten at least two people in an arm wrestle (i dont think ive arm wrestled some one in years???) I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch I can throw a punch I enjoy sports I have learned a new song in the past week I’ve gone running at least one week in the summer I work out at least once a week I have drawn something in the last month I enjoy writing I have done martial arts I have had my first kiss I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting (netflix does that) I have had alcohol I have scored a winning goal in sports [soccer] I have been to an overnight event (i dont get why this is phrased like this, is there some specific implication? what constitutes an event??) I have been in a taxi I have been in hospital/er in the past year I have beaten a video game in one day(id like to thank thatgamecompany and giant squid for inventing video games) I have visited another country I have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts I have at least one person I consider a best friend I live close to my school My parents are still together I have at least one sibling I live in the US There is snow right now where I live (there should be) I have hung out with friends in the past month I have a smartphone I have at least 15 CD’s I share my room with someone I have a crush on a celebrity I have a crush on someone I know I have been in at least 3 relationships I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them I get crushes easily I have had a crush for over a year I have been in a relationship for over a year I have had feelings for a friend I have break danced I know a person called Jamie I have made a new friend in the past year I have had a teacher with a last name hard to pronounce I have dyed my hair I am listening to a song on repeat right now I have punched someone in the past week I have known someone who has gone to jail I have broken a bone I have eaten a waffle today (i might tho im hungry for one now) I know what to do with my life (this is just silly) I speak at least two languages (ah i wish i barely speak the one)

#personal #about me #some shit #get to know the blogger

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