#default chuck costume

[firecodex]

Transcript

Chuck:

I have to warn you that I'm pretty strong! I spend a lot of time every day training under a pounding waterfall!

Rei:

You really do look strong! I bet you could battle a Pokémon yourself!

Wally:

I think it's great to keep your body healthy, but I don't know about actually fighting a Pokémon…

[theinsanecrayonbox]

Sabretooth/Exiles #5

Alright time for the big event! Been waiting for the finale of this two part series, and after the teasing on the cover and the tag spoilers, there is hype!

Spoilers: this is not the finale, AoA Sabretooth does not show up, and to be honest…nothing much really happened.

We start off where #4 left off; Graydon beating down Victor because totally not a surprise, he was the GC working with Orchis

This though was a surprise! They actually acknowledge the second half/ending of the Weapon X-Force book. Like I’ve said before, everyone else seems to try to ignore it, but this one just confirmed that yes it did still happen. Granted the art isn’t 1:1 accurate but hey, that’s forgivable. It’s also wonderful that Graydon remembers this; oh I’m not frowny that he stayed evil, that’s just how Graydon is. No he remembers this, and still refuses to accept Victor. That’s great.

However, father-son beat down time us interrupted by the appearance of these three

Points to note; Earth-12 is the world that Mimic from the original Exiles was from, while the other two worlds are brand new creations. I’d also like to note the parallel to the feral council; a tactician, a carefree wild child, and an animal. Neat! Also why the heck do they all have the stupid eyes??? I could I’ve with “the island changed him in the pit” explanation for why main Vic got the new eyes, but these alternate versions should not; this has NEVER been his default eye coloring. Nitpick I know, but it bugs me.

They explain they were in holding pens, so I guess they can koolaid man their way it, sure. Graydon runs off, the three newbies talk to Victor…

I…hm. I was really hoping that we’d get some Victor who was “good”, because this insistent urge megalomania evil they’re pushing is crap. I suppose that’s why (a) AoA Sabretooth was not part of this, since he did do the good and it didn’t backfire, and he was able to make up with his Graydon. (Unless the first dead one was supposed to be him since it’s make sense Graydon could multiverse snag Sabretooths if he had that one with a Tallus attuned to him. But that would be dumb and terrible). But I’ll give it some leeway since Graydon was a bad seed before this, so his staying evil shouldn’t have been unexpected, but still.

Heh cute reference. Also interesting how he refers to his collection of dead bodies; Graydon refused to call Victor his father before, so maybe being saved from hell did soften him slightly…however the dead are all copies of your dad or technically your mom, not aunts and uncles…

Oh yeah he kept the bodies for a zombie army, thus the Reanimator reference. And hey I recognize Heroes Reborn and the post-Axis costumes…so two version I actually liked are headless zombies…great…

The trio fight the hoard of zombies, main Victor comes back in fighting shape. They throw Graydon into a portal as he swears revenge. Very anti-climactic.

Oh the Pit gang was also spliced in around all of this. Their subplot about underwater babies trying to kill them; Nanny hypnotizes everyone to being kids so the babies relax then dies stuff no one knows about and they all escape swearing vengeance on Victor. Barrington and her gal pal decide to run away to Antarctica I guess, so that’s another plot thread for later.

This memo…is from the future?? It talks about runaway slaves hiding in swamps, so history lesson like the others…but then it shifts to future stuff?? Are we dropping the “Exiles” name and being called “Maroons” now? Or are the Pit gang going to be in a separate book now? And again, why do writers think Victor wants to take over the world these days? Sure he had a plan to do something reality shifting when he ran the Hand (he had magic so sure) but in War of the Realms his goal was his own country? And I’d still argue that Chuck and Beast are doing far more damage to everything but I’ll admit to bias there.

Anyways we leave off with Vic and friends on a space ship and this happy sentiment

I was going to gripe about that, buuuuuuuuuuuut Logan’s birthday is late May, so since the Hellfire Gala 3 hadn’t happened yet, you are technically on the right spot in the timeline. It’s annoying your first thought was “let’s go bother Wolverine” but there we go.

And yes, it promises that there will be more. And this ending was much more…less of an ending than the first half. That end, it st least closed off the story it had going; Victor got out of the pit and went through self introspection in the process. This one though? His son kidnapped him for 5 seconds before being thrown away and leaving him in a pile of alternate hims. The first half felt like it fit the “and the Exiles” title more than this half did. This half wax all just…setup I guess? And I wonder if the ending was shifted to include the alternates or not cause Graydon does feel out of place with the start of this. The gang is in the run, and Barrington nabs them, shenanigans ensue; that makes sense. I just don’t know.

The team did their homework though for this series, and I do indeed applaud that. From the Death Hunt stuff in the first half, to Weapon X-Force finally getting lip service in the second, that’s nice. But everything else…meh?

I’ll be reading a third part if that comes to fruition. I will admit, watching Victor (and his clone army) burn the island would be enjoyable.

[gamebunny-advance]

Kind of A Downer

I think I’ve come to accept that the stuff I make gets attention mostly based on subject rather than the content.

And that’s fine since I cover relatively niche subjects (or niche subjects within popular fandoms), so the folks that like that stuff must be really into it like I am which is cool, but still... I can’t help to be a little... I dunno, disappointed about that I guess? Everything about this situation is my own fault, I’m not blaming anyone for it. It’s just how I’m feeling.

Anyway, sorry to bring y’all down, it’s just something I had on my mind. They’re not finished, but I’m gonna go ahead and post what I’ve done for what I’m calling the “Mahou Smash Project” so far. Right now it feels less like, “What if all the Brawl fighters were magical girls?” and more like “What if all the Brawl fighters wore skirts?”, but I’m working on it.

This is roughly the first sketch I did to flesh out the concept. It’s a little more difficult to think of stuff for the non-human characters without just giving them bows, but I’ll try to think of more ideas. Kirby is actually based on an outfit he had from “Super Kirby Clash” that’s called “Magical Girl”. I like it as a shoutout, but I’d also like to do something more original.

No matter how many times I tried to let Mario keep his cap, I felt like it never really went with the rest of the outfit, so I chucked it. I really liked the idea of giving him head wings to call back to his “wing cap” from 64, but it conflicted with Pit being in his group that already has a wing motif, so in later sketches I scrapped it. (His stars also conflict with Kirby, but there are so many star/space themed fighters on the roster, so I don’t think that part is as noticeable). Otherwise I really fell in love with the initial design and it doesn’t really change that much over my several iterations of him.

Originally Link’s inspo was from “Ojamajo Doremi” since the hats were kinda similar. I tried to incorporate a lot of triangles in the design to represent the triforce, but I’m not sure how I feel about the inner dress yet. I like the shape, but I’m not sure if it suits him. I might wind up giving him shorts later.

I had a really hard time with Pit since his outfit is already kinda magical. The most I could really come up with was to add a few more embellishments and make some accessories less “bulky”.

I think Tabuu is actually the second sketch I did when I thought of the idea. At first I was planning on combining this AU with the human!AU to make designing the non-humans easier, but I decided to challenge myself and just keep everyone as they were. It’s a shame because I think this hair suits his design a bit better than the original, but if there ever is a final version of this project, he’s gonna stay bald. His ability is: Morpho Anguish

Of course I had to try these two at some point. R.O.B. has a royal motif to represent how he ruled over the lesser ROBs, but it’s a little difficult to think of accessories he can realistically wear while keeping most of his original silhouette and get across that he’s a magical girl too.

Unlike other designs where the idea for the costume preceeded the ability, I thought of GW’s ability first and then the costume. His ability allows him to “cook” anything into existence from food to people, but he can only do the “complicated stuff” with his cookbook, which is in Tabuu’s possession.

Another sketch of these two. This is when I realized that Mario’s wings would overlap with Pit’s. Speaking off, it’s not super obvious, but I eventually settled on “ballerina” as a theme for Pit so I could distance him a bit more from his original outfit. Specifically he’s inspired by “Swan Lake”, thus the first iteration of the feather skirt appears.

TBH, Wario isn’t super inspired yet. At first it was just a take on Mario’s outfit, but I think I’d like it come a little closer to his WarioWare design since that’s his default in Smash. The crown and cravat is supposed to represent a “W” though, so that’s something.

The most recent iteration of Pit. I let him keep his bodysuit so he could retain some modesty since I draw the skirts on so short, but I honestly think it clashes with the rest of the design. I’ll have to find a way to incorporate more blue into the design if he’s gonna keep it.

Mario is mostly the same from previous iterations, so Luigi takes a lot from him, just a “little” different. I like the striped socks as a shout-out to the Mario & Luigi games, but I don’t like how he takes some of Mario’s red when Mario doesn’t take Luigi’s green (I tried giving him the green striped-socks, but they didn’t look good). I might take them out if I iterate on him again. Luigi’s ability is: Electric Moons.

Another tough one since her design was already kind of magical. I feel like all I did was shorten her dress and add some bows, but sometimes that’s all you really need to do. Her ability is: Blooming Rosales

Originally she was going to be more “knight” themed and keep her helmet since her power suit reminds me of those medieval suits of armor, but I can’t really draw armor, so I chickened out of it. It’s not super apparent, but her skirt is supposed to be transparent. If I come back for her, I think I’m going to work on making her an actual suit of armor so that there’s more difference between this and her zero suit form. Her ability in this form is: Stellar Cannon.

I feel like this is less “magical girl” and more ”Judy Jetson”. I like it, but I think it should be frilled up a bit more. I wanted to add some more flower detailing to represent the pikmin, but I think it really clashed with the “old-timey astronaut” thing he’s got going on. It’s still on his helmet, but it really sticks out, doesn’t it? His ability is: Plucking Gardens

Last two. I might find a way to reintroduce their hoods, but I love the idea of a hat that’s comically small. The pompoms on their hats and shoes are supposed to invoke cherries since they’re often drawn as a pair, but I don’t think it really comes across that way. Popo’s ablity is: Icy Flurry. Nana’s ability is: Freezing Snowfall. Together their ability is: Twin Blizzard

[forgenotes-archived]

tag ten followers you’d like to know better

name — lily!! heyo

gender — female

star sign — gemini sun leo rising virgo moon e n d m e 

height — 5′7″ im Big 

age — 21

wallpaper on my phone — : (  photostrips of me and brian on vacation 

house — slytherin! 

ever crush on a teacher — not really?? i thought a teacher was hot but like. that was an objective fact, jamie was killin it with the tattoos hkjgdnm. he was my history and philosophy teacher and ended up being like a cool uncle to me tho i miss that guy he saved my life 

coolest halloween costume —  THERE HAVE BEEN MANY... tho i default back to my swamp witch getup bc i sewed it all together myself!! i was so proud lol. either that or when my dad helped me do a full vampire with custom fangs and everything 

favourite 90s tv show — i don’t love tv shows so UHH- does frasier count?? eudrjk

last kiss — brian come back it’s been too long (ie my husband is doing errands and he kiss when he left)

have you ever been stood up — no! however i have. stood someone up accidentally Long Story (i will tell it if people wanna hear some Cringe uihkjgdnfv)

favourite pair of shoes — i have a pair of black velvet boots with a mirror finish heel and i LOVE THEM... either that or my retired shit-kickers (may they rest in peace, now unfixable) 

have you ever been to vegas — no!! im baby canadian lol

favourite fruit — i will literally eat every single grape in existence. that, and pomegranates, clementines, and raspberries! but mostly grapes lol

favourite book — abarat by clive barker ! specifically days of magic , nights of war 

stupidest thing you’ve ever done — every single day of my life i’ve done something wildly stupid i can’t think of anything for sure but i DEFINITELY felt dumb when i threw my wallet in a public garbage can that one time 

all time favourite shows —  i don’t l o v e many tv shows but mr robot will always stick with me lmao, as well as frasier and chuck 

last movie you saw in theaters — oh damn uhhhhhhhhh i usually go pretty often but i straight up can’t remember since it’s been so long! 

Tagged by:  @screamsfate​ thank u !! Tagging: they already got brian so LMAO - @goregalorr​ / @godlessbody​ / @mdrnloneliness​ / @wrongside​ / @jennymyers​ / @pocketknlves​ / steal from me!! im leaving options for brian to tag when he does it iuhkjdnfmvc

[hendrixeros]

×⚢♥₤

useless details

× what does your muse smell like? what perfume/cologne are they using?

Answered!

⚢ what kind of make-up does your muse use? favourite colours? how much do they use?

Adrian’s make up is the cheap stuff from the drugstore. If you can get it for under $5 at Walgreens (or if it’s easy to shoplift), As for brand names, Adrian tends to get NYX because the colors are bold and they’re usually cheap as hell. He also has that iconic mascara in the pink and green bottle and goes through about a tube a month. His default look for on stage is a smokey eye and red lipstick.

♥ do they have more muscles or more fat on their body?

Adrian doesn’t have much of anything on his body. He’s not muscular and he has almost no body fat. If he’s shirtless, you can usually count his ribs and vertebrae depending on how he moves and how big of a meal he’s eaten. For what it’s worth, Adrian hates the way he looks naked. But, like his thin hair, it’s a side effect of the drugs.

  ₤ how many shoes do they have? what kind?

Adrian has one pair of chucks and one pair of docs that he’s had since he was 22. Those are his kinda every day shoes. Now, if we’re talking about the shoes Adrian wears to work... he doesn’t spend a lot of money on clothes but he does spend his disposable income on shoes. He likes costume boots, anything to give him a little extra height, anything leather. He has a thing for thigh highs and anything that laces up like combat boots.

[dirtydiabolikloversconfessions]

Tag 15 people you wanna get to know

tagged by @kalu-chan thanks a lot! :3

Name: Sabrina

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Cancer

Height: 170 cm/5′7

Sexuality: Straight

Lockscreen:

it’s been like this forever I should change it

Teacher Crush: Nah all of my teachers were old ugly farts

If you could go anywhere: Japaaaan

Where do you see yourself in 10 years: alone in my apartment surrounded by dogs and anime merchandise

Coolest Halloween costume: idk I don’t dress up for Halloween but if you’re a vampire I already like the costume by default

Fave 90′s Tv Show: I don’t think I have one lol

First Kiss: oof if it means in a romantic way I’ve never had one before

Ever been stood up: Yeah

Fave Shoes: Chucks

Fave Fruit: Strawberry

Fave Books: I don’t really read much

Stupidest thing you’ve ever done: I can’t think of anything in particular but...a lot of things probably

Tags: no one...I don’t really know people in this fandom anymore dhfbfhfd

[musiciatee]

Annie and Stiles?? For the list of things lol

thank you so so so much for sending this in, it was so fun!

Gives nose/forehead kisses

annie will give forehead kisses, especially if they’re just lounging around and she’s casually playing with his hair, while stiles gives nose kisses ‘cause he likes that vague look of surprise she gets on her face when she gets booped

Gets jealous the most

annie, definitely, she’s too self conscious not to feel threatened by every beautiful girl ‘cause like chances are she’s eyeing them up too like goddamn 

maybe it should be stiles actually… they’re both the worst

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive

i literally can’t decide, like…. okay wait, plot twist: both of them get absolutely plastered and scott has to come take care of them in a surprising turn of events

Takes care of on sick days

annie 100% ends up playing nurse all the time, but she definitely doesn’t mind

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day

stiles fuckin’ chucks her into the water and they spend the rest of their beach day with stiles running away from an angry annie threatening to drown him herself

Gives unprompted massages

annie, and she’ll eventually gain knowledge of human pressure points and shit as a part of her training so she gives incredible back massages

Drives/rides shotgun

more often than not, stiles refuses to let annie drive (’cause he likes his car better, but also she lowkey drives like a maniac) so she’s usually the one riding shotgun

Brings the other lunch at work

they definitely alternate!

Has the better parental relationship

i feel like stiles would by like… default, but annie really was close to her parents before they died

Tries to start role-playing in bed

stiles always tries to set the mood and try new things but like, it always ends in annie just laughing and it just turns into a moment that’s uniquely them

Embarrassingly drunk dancer

stiles, 100%, although annie is a strong contender, but more often than not she tires herself out quickly and just ends up sitting on a table or something, drunk stiles is more energetic and unrelenting 

Still cries watching Titanic

these two bitches both cry, but it always ends up turning into a competition to see who doesn’t cry so they end up sitting there. lips are being bit, faces are red, they’re both in pain

Firmly believes in couples costumes

stiles, but like… only in really stupid joke costumes. 

one time they showed up to a party with annie on his shoulders and they were dressed like legos so like, that’s the caliber of their costumes

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas

definitely stiles. annie will come through once in a while with good tickets to a game or a concert he wants to go to, but stiles consistently gets her expensive shit even when she specifically tells him not to. 

Makes the other eat breakfast

100% stiles ‘cause annie is a little shit that can’t take care of herself

Remembers anniversaries

they both remember, but it’s more out of necessity ‘cause it always becomes a game of “who can be the first one to text exactly at midnight on this day 

Brings up having kids

i genuinely can’t think of a certain answer for this, like… i feel like the conversation would just happen randomly and by accident? i can see this moment where, for whatever reason, one of them is holding a baby and the other’s like “this is kinda cool we should get one”

[hellyeahrpmemes]

※ JENNA MARBLES SENTENCE STARTERS ※

starters from jenna’s 9 most recent videos as of november 8, 2017! feel free to change names/pronouns/etc.!

REACTING TO COMPILATION VIDEOS OF ME 2

“At any moment, the cleaner can walk in the front door.”

“If you don’t want to be disturbed, put up the ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign, and we’ll ignore it.”

“Have me and him beefed back and forth in our videos for a total of seven minutes?”

“Okay, I did not see that — what a little shit.”

“I’m trying not to be too loud, because we’re in a small hotel-thing.”

“I need to not comment on this feud because it’s between you and him.”

“Just gimme your neck so I can choke you out real quick.”

“I’m sorry, but that shit’s just funny.”

“I took chemistry in high school, it’s bleach.”

“Does this give you any moment of pause or remorse and be like, ‘wow, I really am gross to my girlfriend all the time’?”

“You know when you walk into your trophy room and you’re looking at all your accomplishments and you see your name on all those plaques and you’re reliving the glory days, and you’re like, damn, I did all that? That’s the feeling I have right now.”

“This is like torture. Maybe to some people, this is funny, but, to me, this is torture.”

“Somewhere, deep down inside me, I think you really like Nasty Julien.”

“You fuckin’ lick that up right now…!”

“This isn’t our house…!”

“How’d we get here…?! We were doing something…!”

“You need to get that wig on and look at 50 different camera angles in the room.”

“Did we leave that shot in a video? It wasn’t an outtake?”

“That was fucked up.”

GIVING MYSELF A SET OF GEL NAILS

“I found out about myself that I like to take my money and chuck it into the toilet and flush it.”

“I don’t know what it does, but she said I need it.”

“I ended up with some hot-ass witch nails.”

“It seems like you sort of just dip your brush in it and go for it, which I’m all about.”

“This seems like it’s getting out of hand already.”

“That’s what the fuck I’m talking about.”

“It’s very similar to eating spaghetti.”

“I feel like this is an incredible medium to jam things onto your nails with.”

“This is fucking magic.”

“It’s like the fossil of stupid.”

“Do you know what pain is? It’s a physiological response to tell you to stop doing something.”

“This is some real 2008 hot shit.”

“In order to perfect this part, you do have to have some level of technique, which I sincerely lack.”

“It looks… how you say… homemade.”

“I’m amazed that that worked even a little bit.”

“Now something that I am concerned about is how the fuck I’m gonna get this off.”

“Welcome to the diary of a 31 year old lady.”

“All I want for Christmas is to get this shit to stop.”

“I’m not saying I’m the best at what I do, but I’m the best at what I do.”

“I’m so pleased with myself…!”

“I’m just gonna go ahead and say what we’re all thinking: acrylic gel is the best invention that’s ever been invented.”

“I feel like you could do this and get okay at it.”

“I’d probably dial 911 while asking her out.”

MY BOYFRIEND COOKS MY FAVORITE MEAL

“Can’t you see what the fuck I’m wearing, bitch?”

“Can’t you see I’m fucking leisuring?”

“This was actually all inspired by the fact that I bought this leisure suit.”

“I’m gonna leisure in it, which means everybody else around me’s gotta do shit for me.”

“I’d say my favorite meal is a little bit interesting.”

“While they cook it for you, you can wear your leisure suit and tell them everything that they’re doing wrong and that it doesn’t taste right and to keep trying.”

“You’re gonna cook me my favorite meal and I’m gonna critique you the whole time.”

“You can’t even take a sip without a laughing.”

“It’s just — it’s terrible for you.”

“That’s by far my least favorite thing in the kitchen.”

“Boy, you’re chopping vegetables, like, chill out.”

“You’re just gonna leave that…!? I’m a virgo…! Please clean it up…!”

“This right here? This is what we call some aries bullshit.”

“Everything that Julien makes is so fucking bitter, and he’s like, should we add more lemon, and I’m like, no…!”

“Why was that in your sweatshirt…? That’s nasty…!”

“Go away, it’s my favorite meal…!”

“Hey, how do you spell cans backwards?”

“That’s right…! Don’t fuck it up. Don’t touch it, don’t put anything in it, don’t say it needs some lemon, don’t make it bitter as hell, it’s perfect.”

“My favorite part of this is the backhanded compliments.”

“Does it need lemon, you think?”

“I’m feeling pretty relaxed. Except for the fact that everything you’re doing right now is stressing me out.”

“Watch your mouth when you’re talking about my son pad thai.”

“Aren’t you glad I picked such a simple recipe for my favorite meal?”

“I’m not feeling very leisurely.”

“I feel like someone’s favorite meal says so much about them, and you know what mine says about me? I’m fucking trash.”

“I’m gonna cry actual tears.”

“Hell yeah, we know what the fuck we’re doing.”

“Now imagine, Julien, it’s 2 AM, and you’re wasted right now.”

“I feel like you treated me like the princess I am not.”

“Thank you, I love you.”

“Oh, man, the wine just really bounces off all the flavors.”

“This is my heart on a plate.”

MY DOGS TRY ON HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

“They’re raking it in over there. It’s not like George Lucas doesn’t have a bajillion dollars anyways.”

“I’ve had it with this wig…!”

“How is this an extra small? What’s with these sizes?”

“I love you so much, but you test me every day.”

“Okay, Spock’s hair is not this long.”

“I think this is too relaxed — this is like a dangerous level of relaxed.”

“This is a lot to ask of you, bud, but you’re doing amazing, sweetie.”

“He’s a real good boy. He’s a 10/10 good boy.”

“Alright, let’s see, do they glow in the dark? I think they do. …barely.”

BLEACHING MY EYEBROWS

“I didn’t invent it, it’s a thing…!”

“I want it to blend in with my translucent skin, alright?”

“Whenever I have to see people, I have the unstoppable urge to fuck myself up in the face."

"I feel very excluded by that product."

“Just for men. And Jenna."

"Nothing says ‘thanks for inviting me to your school’ quite like chemical burns on your face.”

"I was like, yeah, totally. And then I realized that I was lying because I don't fucking feel like it."

“I love fucking myself up. It feels good. It feels cathartic.”

“Like, this is a good look.”

“I wanna look like a beautiful snowy snow elf. Like, a snow owl personified.”

“It is a chemical burn. This is the definition of a chemical burn.”

"You and everybody else are so concerned about, like, safety and looking okay but, like, fuck off.”

“Don’t give me that look…! This is a judgement-free zone…!”

“I feel like I see a lack of people with this particular part of their hair dyed.”

“I feel like bleach is addictive. Can I get some research studies on how addictive bleach is? Because I feel like it is, and I feel like I have a problem.”

“Bleach on your face challenge!"

“Every time I go into that beauty supply store, that guy should be like, get out.”

“Just for fucking men… no it isn’t… I’m a man…”

“You have to go to your baseball game right now, son.”

“You really look like a Mii character and you just added a mustache to your character.”

“Just for men? I beg to differ. I’m a women, and I made it work for me…!”

“I feel like I look like a very rare and interesting fish.”

“Why do you look cute when you do the weirdest shit?”

I BUY MY BOYFRIENDS OUTFITS

“I am a fashion guru, okay?”

“I went and bought you some clothes, like the style icon I am.”

“I want to be dressed like a doll.”

“Let’s see how big you think I am… oh, that’s accurate.”

“I can guarantee you I’m will wear this entire outfit on 9 of the next 10 flights I take.”

“Are we done here? Cause I don’t want anything else.”

“I took your credit card, and I bought it.”

“Yo, these are soft as fuck, bitch…!”

“I wanna know what social rule says I can’t wear this everywhere I go.”

“To be perfectly honest, I’ll probably wear this all the time. It’s soft, it fits my body well, and I’m invisible.”

“Engage thicc mode.”

“I’m gonna take that fanny pack away from you.”

“I’m so disappointed, where is your thigh…!? I came here for the thigh…!”

“I was half kinda joking, but, like, why does that outfit look so fucking good?”

“I love all of the stuff you got me.”

“I’m gonna take that shirt, and I’m gonna burn it while you’re sleeping.”

REACTING TO COMPILATION VIDEOS OF ME

“I feel obnoxious. Am I obnoxious?”

“I’m not a weirdo who imitates people to their face.”

“I’m telling you — they misspelled ‘moments’.”

“I’m like a little kid. I start saying something or doing something, and then I can’t stop.”

“I’m not a snack…!”

“It’s just another example of you blatantly interrupting me because you wanted to.”

“You forget you have nothing to say, so that’s your default.”

“You don’t have a basketball game — you’ve literally never, ever had a basketball game, today or tomorrow.”

“I’ve never met a person that I’ve had that same hate like a sibling. That’s how me and Rome get sometimes.”

“It’s like one big, long incest joke.”

“Okay, this is literally gonna make me fucking cry.”

“It just ends with you screaming.”

“Don’t call me a snack again.”

“Oh, it’s hot? Now you know how I feel sitting next to you.”

MY DOG REVIEWS SOAP

“Stocked up with soap until forever.”

“If you’re dirty, come to my house, I got the soap, you know what I’m saying?”

“Alright, now we’re taking a fight break.”

“We’re not judging you; this is a safe place.”

“We only got 8 bars of soap, because I thought that was a lot of soap.”

“Don’t worry, I’m not gonna throw any of the soap out, okay?”

“Please send help to my house. My dog is broken.”

MY BOYFRIEND BUYS MY OUTFITS

“There was a couple of items I got because I’ve always wanted to see you wear them.”

“While I was shopping today, I was thinking: what would go good at a step-grandparent’s barbecue?”

“I think this would be mad cute on you. And off of you.”

“You don’t have any step-grandparents.”

“We can go to Disneyland in it, cause I’ve never been.”

“This is my new favorite shirt!”

“Do not make me wear that capri-crap.”

“You got my nemesis in clothing form.”

“Please put this on.”

“I saw those and they literally yelled at me.”

“My nipples aren’t that far apart from each other, this is just gonna be a boob show…!”

“…I kinda like this.”

“I retract everything I said.”

“I can feel my legs suffocating from here.”

“Julien, I am a grown woman…!”

“Why do you want me to be a people that wears jeans?”

“Hey, guys, it’s me, Jenna, the regular people, here to do regular people things.”

“Tell me she doesn’t look cute in this.”

“As long as I’m wearing these sunglasses, I can wear jeans.”

“You look like you’re trying to hide from the cops.”

“Girl, you look cute as fuck.”

“If you’d ever like me to return the favor, I’m more than happy to.”

“Dear God, it’s me, Jenna. Please give me the strength not to punch my boyfriend.”

“I think I have permanent scars from those jeans.”

[truesymphony]

HEY YO! I WANNA DO THE SHIP HC THING! soooo Ray and Cas lol

Ship Meme: Accepting || @hi-im-cas

Gives nose/forehead kisses: Rachael without a doubt.  He is still learning how to be affectionate but he is getting better at it.Gets jealous the most: Cas for sure but not just about guys but just not getting enough attention in general.Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: Cas can’t get drunk so he is out by default I think.Takes care of on sick days: Cas just heals her.  When he can’t it’s the worst thing in the world to him and all he can do is lay there with her and whisper comforting things.Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Ray has to cause cas isn’t sure but eventually he get out there and has a blast with her.Gives unprompted massages: Ray does because she is use to it. Drives/rides shotgun: Ray drives cas rides shotgun Brings the other lunch at work: Cas brings her food all the time.  He knows she enjoys her food and it makes him happy to make her happy.Has the better parental relationship: Ray does cause well we know what Chuck did and he doesn’t have a mother at all so yeah.Tries to start role-playing in bed: Ray and it confuses cas which only leads to very awkward sex but he tries his best.Embarrassingly drunk dancer: Ray?  I mean cas really can’t get drunk and when he does get drunk he doesn’t danceStill cries watching Titanic: Neither...  I mean Balthazar cries if you even mention the movie though.Firmly believes in couples costumes: Ray!!!  She makes Cas dress up and he doesn’t get but he plays along.Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: Cas does but only cause Dean helps.  Makes the other eat breakfast: When Cas becomes human ray has to remind him constantly about food so ray.Remembers anniversaries: Cas does!  he remembers down to the exact second which is strange but really sweet.Brings up having kids: Ray does and Cas freaks out at first but eventually gives in.

[firecodex]

Transcript

(Not pictured) Malva:*

Chuck, I hear you like to do physical training alongside your Pokémon.

Chuck:

Yep, I sure do!

I suppose training my body doesn't really make me any stronger at Pokémon battling, though!

Trevor:

Well, I can't say it's completely unrelated.

Training alongside your Pokémon means you're building a stronger bond with them…

In other words, it could be an optimal way to strengthen your teamwork as a sync pair!

Chuck:

You might have a point there…

Then let's hop right into a battle with some of Pasio's sync pairs!

Malva:

I'll be watching… As you're a seasoned fighter, I'd like to see if your theories on how to raise Pokémon turn out to be correct.

[ AbsolutelyPM's upload of Type Team-Up ]

[thatshowthefuckyousound]

tagged by: @stensbrough

rules: tag 10 of your followers you want to get to know better

name: Abo

gender: No.

star sign: Virgo sun|Capricorn moon

height: 5’7

sexuality: No.

what images do you have set as your desktop/cell wallpapers: default

have you ever had a crush on a teacher before?: No.

what was your last text message: ‘lmldmfdlmfdlkm’ or ‘You think Big Macs are better than ass?’ (idk)

what do you see yourself doing in ten years?: No.

if you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be?: No.

what was your coolest halloween costume?: Power Ranger.

what was your favorite 90s show?: No.

who was your last kiss?: No.

have you ever been stood up?: Lmao.

favorite ice cream flavor?: Cookie dough.

have you been to las vegas?: No.

your favorite pair of shoes?: Chucks.

what is your favorite fruit?: No.

 ♥If you’re reading this you’re tagged♥

k

[historicfailure]

tag thingy (wait what? omg, my first tag thingy!)

Tagged by: @ellana-ravenwood

Rules: tag ten followers you want to know better

Name: Josephine

Gender: Female/She/Her

Star Sign: Aquarius

Height: 5″1

Sexuality: I could write a whole paragraph about not knowing which sexuality I have, so I will just went with bisexual for now

What images have u set as ur desktop/cell wallpaper: cell wallpaper is still the default one and my desktop are pictures of a really great vacation in the USA

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher: Yup.

Last text I sent: “Hauptsache angepasst!” (roughly translated: main thing it’s matched)

What do u see urself doing in 10 years: in ten years? Maaaan... I can’t even see myself in a week, not to talk about ten years! Okay, let’s say it like this, i would be happy to have a job at a radio channel at day and at night I want to be a vigilante who fights crime

If u could be anywhere else rn where would u be: on a lone island in the middle of a lake with a miraculous good internet connection for games and Netflix. And food. Lots of food. Man i love food.

What was ur coolest Halloween costume: an insane doctor, plus the obligatory blood sprayed all over my clothes, the OP mask and a seesaw

Favourite 90s show: Card Captor Sakura (also Pokemon, but between those two? definitely the first)

Last kiss: a very good friend

Ever been stood up: nope and I hope that never happens (I had no idea how to deal with it)

Favourite flavour of ice cream: dark chocolate

Ever been to Las Vegas: no and I have no intention to go to LV. There are more beautiful places out there who are not as overrun

Favourite pair of shoes: my beloved black chucks. And they have seen things

Favourite fruit: strawberry

Stupidest thing I’ve ever done: I did a lot of stupid things actually. One time I seriously argued with my friends if there were cheese plates in a lasagna or noodle plates. Don’t ask which site I took -.-’ (sometimes they still bring it up and I have to bear my loss with honor)

Or the one time I was drunk and hid myself behind a street lamp. Obviously not a really clever hiding spot.

Favourite book: Omg, there are so many. I read alot, so I have a lot of choices. Definitely the Skuldugerry Pleasant-series. And Percy Jackson. Add the elves-saga. And Eragon. And and and so many more >.<

What Loser: Huh?

yeah.... That’s it. And I’m tagging @miss-fandoms-shakespeare

hey, it’s almost a 10! Just the zero is missing!

[davidmann95]

What are your thoughts on Earth One? I've read Batman and Wonder Woman but just started on Superman.

A disaster that has long since outlived its dubious usefulness, only surviving now on monstrous inertia and sheer fucking stubbornness.

In fairness, it started as a great idea. Blockbuster-style ‘realistic’ origin stories of the biggest DC heroes in the OGN format and aimed at the bookstore market, with the biggest creators out there behind it? That’s genuinely inspired. The results however…Superman: Earth One and Batman: Earth One both manage the genuinely pretty incredible feats of being the worst story told of their title characters in almost 80 years. Both reasonable in concept - JMS had handled Marvel’s #1 boy to initial success and did some interesting work with the archetype in Supreme Power, and Johns/Frank on Batman would seem a surefire thing after their work on Action Comics. But there’s a gap between concept and execution here you could pilot an entire fleet of warships through.

Batman’s an incompetent, banally vengeful, violent asshole who fails utterly at nearly every turn due to his utter lack of training or preparation, whose sole victory of substance is strangling a weaponized mentally ill man before being easily defeated by the dang Penguin, and being rescued by the use of guns. It admittedly tries to do something interesting with the idea of an urban vigilante who isn’t necessarily brilliant and unstoppable - he’s just got some incomplete military training and whatever gadgets he can cobble together - but one cheap “I’LL SAVE THIS CITY NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES!” bit later and suddenly he’s for-real Batman even though he’s still a goddamn idiot. The sequel (checked out of the library) builds on this foundation to show he doesn’t have a clue about detective work, and the Riddler’s riddles are a distraction from a simple revenge scheme because hahaha, supervillain gimmicks are stupid. Also police brutality saves the day, which has sure aged well. Plus it’s all but directly Bruce’s fault his parents were killed. Throw some faux-deep monologuing on top about the rotting heart of the city and the meaning of life and death like a Snyder/Capullo joint gone septic, and you get a comic that manages to be both unpleasant and entirely boring. Looks nice though.

Superman, on the other hand, is the honest-to-god abomination of the pair. I’ve drained most of my poison on it over the years, through distance if nothing else, but this is one of the few comics out there whose existence sincerely makes me kind of angry. Not just because it’s a bad Superman story that catastrophically misses the point of the character, those are a dime a dozen - though yes, even aside from it being a Superman story, this is a painfully stock alien invasion/’embracing who you really are’ story we’ve seen a million times in a million better configurations. No, the thing that puts it over the top of the likes of, say, Superman II - which similarly has a Superman who’s kind of a total piece of shit - is that it is a story where he learns nothing from being a garbage person, and is rewarded for it. 

There’s a scene of him at his father’s grave saying he’d rather use his powers to get rich than help people, and if not for the alien invasion, that’d be it. That’d be the end of the story, that’d be what this Clark Kent did with his life. Of course he spouts off some mealy-mouthed horseshit about how he’ll still find ways of helping people, but that’s a tad undermined that when the alien invasion does show and starts slaughtering people around the world en masse with the promise of exterminating everyone on Earth if he doesn’t fight back, he spends another 20 pages waffling until someone he likes is personally, directly threatened, making him not only a cowardly sack of shit unwilling to make the most clear-cut of moral choices, but also kind of a goddamn moron for not understanding right away that the space invaders raining laser death around the world are being serious. And then he sticks with being Superman not out of a realization that he must do what is right, or out of shame that so many died while he was afraid and selfish and refusing to waste his gifts ever again (a tack that handled right could have redeemed a lot of the earlier story), but because it turns out getting to use his gifts publicly as Superman is more fun and satisfying than being a football player. In the sequel (again, checked out of the library out of morbid curiosity) when he decides he must tackle the Real Issues, instead of overthrowing a dictatorship himself immediately and without casualties, he passes out AK-47′s to insurgents to arm a bloody revolution so that he can return the dictator’s earlier quip about how “he who has the guns makes the rules” before leaving him to die. The third at least managed to titanically up its game to crushing mediocrity - it almost reads like a new, marginally better writer trying to fix things up and manage a soft reboot - but that hardly balances the scales. As usual, I’ll default to Colin Smith’s fantastic set of articles comparing it ethically and storytelling-wise to All-Star Superman, but this is one of maybe two or so pieces of pop media out there where I can’t find enjoyment of it anything other than objectively wrong (the other being Thor: The Dark World, though that was merely really really overwhelmingly shitty).

The Titans book…existed, I guess, and didn’t pull off much more than that. Morrison/Paquette/Fairbairn’s Wonder Woman was interesting if nothing else, and it did a better job of building up Paradise Island visually as a high-concept super-feminist-fantasy-wonderland than anything else I’ve ever seen, but it was critically flawed. The characterization for Diana is pretty paper-thin, and as a feminist text it’s if nothing else yet another argument that Morrison probably shouldn’t be trying to write about contemporary social issues if he essentially refuses to use the internet - Elle Collins’ and Kelly Kanayama’s pieces on it go into its failings far better than I ever could. It was a fascinating failure at least as opposed to the rest, I’m genuinely curious where further volumes might go, but I’d consider it Morrison’s most significant failure as a superhero writer so far of the 21st century. An experiment in seeing if he could write Wonder Woman, rather than something he did out of sincere interest.

Earth One outlived its purpose once the New 52 hit, but it sold just well enough that DC couldn’t justify throwing it aside, so it still goes on. Superman may be done now that JMS has left comics (as should be Flash: Earth One, which I actually consider a shame given it apparently would have come out close to Morrison’s Multiversity Too: The Flash, which would’ve been a gut-buster of a contrast) unless someone else comes on to continue it, and Aquaman: Earth One may have fallen by the wayside, but Johns and Morrison have both confirmed there’s going to be more Batman and Wonder Woman, so at this point I don’t think it’s going to go away until we at least see Justice League: Earth One, presumably Chuck Austen’s triumphant return to DC. In spite of that though I maintain the experiment has utterly failed, the greatest testament to that being that when Morrison’s described Earth 1 in The Multiversity Guidebook he noted that the Earth was ‘in flux’, thereby inserting an escape hatch - essentially admitting that that Earth sucks so bad that you shouldn’t have to believe it actually exists in the Multiverse if you don’t want to.

EDIT: jonsei93 said: Damn, it’s kinda sad that THIS Superman gets to wear the classic costume instead of the main one. Because E1 Superman really doesn’t deserve to wear it, let alone touch it! (Yeah, I read a little of Superman Earth One, too and….yeah, I didn’t really bother acknowledging those books after that)

There are definitely people out there who considered Earth One to be the proper modern reinvention of the character rather than the New 52 guy, I’m pretty sure entirely based on that suit. Knowing this makes me feel bad.

[njawaidofficial]

Celebrity Big Brother Recap: Who Was Evicted?

https://styleveryday.com/2018/02/10/celebrity-big-brother-recap-who-was-evicted/

Celebrity Big Brother Recap: Who Was Evicted?

We think it’s fair to say that Celebrity Big Brother has brought the drama throughout its first week on the air. 

We’ve had Brandi Glanville causing trouble, Omarosa wailing to Ross Matthews about how she would never vote for Donald Trump again and a big twist that allowed the head of household to be overthrown. 

The first big event of the episode was the Power of Veto competition, and if you’ve been keeping up with our Big Brother spoilers, you will already know how that played out. 

Keshia, James, and Chuck were players by default. Mark and Ari were picked by random draw, and Keshia chose Shannon to help her try and keep the nominations the same. 

Omarosa was tasked with hosting the competition that found the houseguests spelling the biggest word. Shannon emerged as the winner, successfully spelling out “responsibilities.”

That means Shannon won the first two competitions of the season and needs to dial it back a little if she has any hope of making it much further. 

Proving to be a competition beast in week one can be detrimental to your place in the game. It’s a good thing Shannon is in that all-female alliance because they should all keep each other safe. 

James and Ari came in the last place in the competition, so they had to wear baby costumes for 48 hours. They came to play Big Baby, it seems. 

The nominations were kept the same, meaning James or Chuck would be going home. This meant James was the likely one to go, but there were some last-minute discussions that made everyone question the target. 

Eviction One Votes:

Brandi Glanville votes to evict: Chuck

Ariadna Guiterrez votes to evict: Chuck

Omarosa votes to evict: James

Ross Mathews votes to evict: Chuck

Metta World Peace votes to evict: Chuck

Marissa Jaret Winokur votes to evict: Chuck

Shannon Elizabeth votes to evict: Chuck

Mark McGrath votes to evict: Chuck

By a vote of 7-1, Chuck was the first houseguest evicted from Celebrity Big Brother!

He was furious, but it was a last-minute blindside that will likely come back to haunt some of the players. 

Omarosa voting to evict James seemed like a strategic move to cause some unrest in the all-female alliance. It seems a bit early to be doing that, but we all knew she would be causing as much trouble as possible. 

The power is back up for grabs, and we cannot wait to see who has been crowned the next HOH. The results and should be announced today at some point. 

What do you think of the results?

Hit the comments below. 

Big Brother continues Sunday on CBS. 

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