jarrah-l-barton

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i am full of love and also fatigue

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oubliette

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women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

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local faggot found grieving what once was

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Yet another selection of some of the better names I've come across in Regency era newspapers recently.

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anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

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[shares 2 traits with a character] this is absolutely insane we are the same person

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I like how teens are too young to figure out their sexuality unless its heterosexual

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i love how we pick up habits and phrases and songs from people we love and it sticks with us for so long it becomes a piece of us making us a museum of all the people we've ever loved

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here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!

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THE X-FILES | 6.02

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a reminder

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petition to shorten "classic literature" to "clit"

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Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends

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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to