#deeply apologise

[thiefguard]

do you have any hc for both guard and thief relationships pre-each other? i dunno why but i get the feel that guard is really into fair-haired ppl

theif is into the hot ones bc she has enough rizz to pull literally anyone

haaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha oh anon thank you

because yes why do i feel like Guard has a TYPE? it just fits him so well?

and like, we know how busy he is with work - we see during her Recovery that he doesn't want to leave her, worries she won't be there when he gets back - but duty calls. (lmao probably should have called when you were cradling your target in your arms my dude but who am i to argue). And then again when she visits his home while Teller is with Magister. He's not there, and they miss each other by minutes, and maybe it was work, maybe it was family, but he Wasn't There. So I think in the past that could have been an issue in his relationships? This is based on NOTHING obviously just absolute THIN AIR, but maybe the antidote to that is a woman who won't be waiting at home staring at the four walls? who has her own shit going on and adventures wherever the road calls or the wind blows, but it will always blow her back home? 🥰

As for Thief, lmaooo you are correct, our girl has enough rizz to have anyone she damn well pleases. and so I kind of just HC her with anyone it damn well pleases me to? Tago sometimes, if the mood strikes right. the merchant she ~distracts~ while Teller is doing a quick-change into his fancy outfit. anyone that ever shares eye contact with her for more than two seconds. (Except Teller, but that goes without saying).

But lately I've been thinking about - has she ever had anything serious before? Anyone that made her want to settle down, like Guard does? And I don't think so, but it's kind of a delicious idea to play with? Because we know she wasn't always a Thief. Admittedly we know absolutely fuck all about her life Before, and I don't think there was some Big Traumatic Event. Honestly, I know we know nothing about her backstory except the throwaway line about the museum, but I just. I HC that she worked in one, with artefacts in some capacity. And one day girl just got tired of cataloguing the stolen relics of lost empires. This shit has Stories (where could she possibly have got that idea from?), and it doesn't belong behind glass. And if things start to slip into her pockets and back to their rightful People? And if that becomes a gateway to looting vaults and temple runs? Good 👏 For 👏 Her 👏

As to why I've gone off on this tangent. Well. Wouldn't it just be the most delicious if there was a Someone in her backstory at the museum? maybe someone who became disaffected and disenchanted right around the same time? say, perchance, someone who spent their days cataloguing the artefacts of the Old Gods, and their nights poring over ancient scrolls?

And time went on and Thief became... well, Thief. And that person became more and more embroiled in their scrolls and incantations until they just... weren't the same people anymore, and life took them down different paths.

And.

The next time they encountered one another.

One of them had looted one temple too many.

One had translated one prayer too dark, awoken something too hungry to control.

One was bound to stone and daubed with the sacred oils in sacrifice.

And one was stoking the fire, heating the knife?

what

then

???????????

[n1ghteeea]

I’m just doing whatever, man

[sunny1927]

Anyone miss this AU?

[cherrymoyas]

so... undertale yellow, huh?

[lumineary-arts]

ALSO........ HERE'S MY BUNNYDOLL FANKID HIS NAME IS SCRUFFY

I was gonna have proper doodles with his whole family, including his parents and his sister, who belongs to my gf! And I will soon!! But all you have to know about him is that he's HEAVILY based on Raggedy Andy personality wise. Very protective and tries to act tough, but he's a lil plush rabbit who can't hit very hard. All the patches on him are because he keeps getting into scuffles and Ragatha keeps having to sew him up. he loves his family but his fists are rated E for everyone else

[th30sstuff]

I'm pretty sure Satan started using AO3 because of Levi thinking it's a normal reading website and not a fanfic one so now he just spends a whole afternoon reading Klance and Jikook fanfics without even knowing.

[cassmouse]

Scott, hugging Wallace from behind: Babe, I just heard the ice cream truck

Wallace: *sigh* ...I'll go get my purse

[nemmet]

🎃 fred jones in trick or treat scooby doo! (2022)

[vxbinqsstuff]

HELLO EVERYONE I think this is actually my first tumblr post ever that isn’t like just me reposting TGS stuff so erm hiii :3 I feel like this post is a great first impression 🥰 (For those that don’t know me hello, I’m Vixy/Vix!!)

I have decided to release all of my cursed TGS!Hyde stuff into the wild so enjoy ig 💖

…Sage if you see this I deeply apologise.

[mogoce-nocoj]

it's about how they're never quite looking at each other

[artgroves]

young Joyce and Jim Hopper for what a lucky man he was by @nnocres

for @strangerthingsreversebigbang

[wosona]

spot the difference…

[detectiveforfree]

that one Nightwing 100 cover variant, but BirdFlash

[hisui-dreamer]

some gacha updates!!

dorm malleus came home twice😭 i used two keys on him and i was getting frustrated then i skipped the animation and this is what i see🥹

good dragon boi honestly i will write more fics for you😭💕

then octavinelle feature came and i really wanted to get the full trio💪

... and then jack came at 10🥲

AND FLOYD FUCKING LEECH TOOK LIKE 90 PULLS???? ARE YOU JEALOUS I LIKE YOUR BROTHER MORE HUH WELL GUESS WHAT HE CAME HOME UNPROMPTED AND COMPLETELY WILLING (unless you count halloween but still)

and then my genius plan works out fine with azul coming at 100😃 didn't expect much from him and this is so in character of him to show up when he's like 60% guaranteed

and i forgot to take a screenshot💀 but ace came home with the free anniversary key🥹 maybe my post about him being a sweet little guy lurred him to me hahahaha

[marcobodtlives]

The real reason Jean beat Reiner up was actually ‘cus he was super jealous Reiner got to straddle Marco without homosexual connotations

[thepromisedbride]

i don’t talk about bridgerton on here but just to clarify. i will not be having ANY eloise hate on this account. i will bite.