#death sounds preferable !!!!!!!!!
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itisiives · 2 months ago
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NGL, the fact that queer Tumblr's and queer Twitter's hatred of twinks is barely distinguishable from cishet men's hatred of queer femme men is... funny... in a nastily ironic way.
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willyhoos · 9 days ago
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Q: WHAT TOPS THE FOOD CHAIN? A: HUMANS
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vulpinesaint · 7 months ago
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listen i am geralt of rivia hater number one but one thing i actually CANNOT stand is when the fandom mischaracterizes him. took one look at this man who speaks very straight-forwardly and matter-of-fact and is a little recalcitrant with his words sometimes and went "haha he communicates in grunts! man who only says 'hm'!" and then won't even write him to speak in full fucking sentences. hello???? hello???????? yes the netflix show was a bad influence on everybody because they were trying too hard to depict geralt as a stoic manly badass but we CANNOT let that distract us from the REAL thing to make fun of geralt for. which are his Constant Unprovoked Monologues
#also the fact that he fakes his dumb stupid little rivian accent because the man was NOT raised in rivia. but i digress#'haha he only says hm!' where were you for every episode when he launched into a speech about the lesser evil. that's like. the whole thing#geralt of rivia will do nothing But talk once you let him. don't give that bitch a chance! he'll start up about honor again!!!#convinced that most of this is because netflix show insisted on showing us him around jaskier so much#and jaskier does not shut up. love him to death. but geralt genuinely does not have time to get a word in edgewise#i will admit that this is something that i had to learn by reading the books and paying more attention to it#but it's not like he DOESN'T do it in the show. if you ever sit with a witcher episode transcript for whatever reason#and really take a look at geralt's lines. man he talks a whole fucking lot.#again cannot emphasize enough that he Monologues. HE TALKS HIS WAY OUT OF SO MANY SITUATIONS.#me when i look filavandrel of the elves in the eyes and 'hm' at him and he lets me go. no bitch he monologued!!!!#terrible. terrible. let this man speak. if i see you fanfic bitches continue making him talk in sentence fragments again i'm gonna kill#as for my own fanfic. i will always prefer a geralt who talks too much to be believable over a geralt who barely speaks at all.#both because i believe in letting him speak his mind which he OBVIOUSLY likes to do. sideeyes him.#and because it's just fucking boring and a little annoying to read speech patterns that don't sound like how people talk.#cough cough lan wanji the untamed. man i'm not sitting here and reading this motherfucker's two word sentences#let him speak!!!!!!#anyway.#geralt of rivia#the witcher#fanfic
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queer-ragnelle · 28 days ago
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No offense to anyone who likes it but I just don’t get the “cozy” genre. I don’t read a book to feel cozy I read a book to have my brain rewired lol
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just-a-living-meat-thing · 5 months ago
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currently rewatching DN anime rn and ayoooo why’s Raye Penber’s voice so deep????? How did I forget how smooth and deep-fried ice cream his voice is???
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toasterbounce · 2 months ago
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wait so you're telling me all the samples in ugly death are taken from this obscure post apocalyptic yuri ova from 2007 called ice. every sample. is that what you're telling me
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whump-queen · 1 year ago
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begging someone to hold a gun to my head so my brain will finally make me do my dishes, laundry, vacuuming, job applications, emails, messages,, just to get anything done at all without constantly wanting to die
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unnecessarybeltbuckles · 1 year ago
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okay what's hilarious is that once he gained the ability to shapeshift, Shang Tsung apparently liked his scam-sona so much he decided to make it real and a whole thing
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infizero · 1 year ago
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ok after listening to the english version of the death note musical....... unpopular opinion i think but i actually prefer the japanese version? dont get me wrong, with some of the songs i do think i might like the eng version more but..... idk i like the lyrics of the japanese version a lot more? and obviously i only know them via a translation but i know for a fact that the entire focus of certain songs are different between versions.
like in the english version of the game begins, L is talking about his strategy to track down kira. but in the japanese version, he's more so talking TO kira directly and saying that he's going to take him down from his "god" status to hell. or mortals and fools, which had a wholeee different vibe in the japanese version being called like a cruel dream. and uhhhh am i insane or was rem's song before she dies an entirely different song? cause in english it was like a sort of generic love song that was pretty chill considering the context, while in the japanese version it was this superrr melancholic and striking ballad she sang while floating around misa.
idk but i really do think i prefer the japanese version. but the og english version is good too!!! i really liked hurricane and the way it ends in particular
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the-valiant-valkyrie · 8 months ago
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i feel like i need to write more fucked up shit... i feel like i need to write some off the walls bonkers content. just some debilitating knife twisting bullshit ass fanfiction.
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nimblermortal · 11 months ago
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I'm half way through the John Oliver episode on organ donation and I just want to be clear that when I say I want my body to be donated to science, that absolutely DOES include the Museum of Osteology and/or pay per view autopsies in a hotel.
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chiefofboatwatsonstittymug · 6 months ago
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People shouldn't try to do straight covers of Slipknot because no other metal band in the world has that many fucking members so it'll come off sounding a little hollow, you've gotta get weird with it and put your own spin in there
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everysongineverykey · 1 year ago
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I LOVE YOU THE WORKS!! i love you hammer to fall i love you radio ga ga i love you keep passing the open windows i LOVE you i want to break free. i love you fresh new (for the time) batch of amazing classic songs after a not so great tenth album (hot space :/) i love you THREE greatest hits on one record i love you. I LOVE YOU THE WORKS 1984
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gamemaster26 · 11 months ago
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Having Misophonia is so fun guys.
Someone or something makes A Noise one too many times and suddenly your entire fucking day is ruined. :)))))
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darkfire359 · 2 years ago
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multishipper-baby · 2 years ago
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Kinda want to write something about time loops because time loop narratives are fucking awesome but I don't what fandom to write it for. I mean I have a few options but nothing concrete yet.
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