#dear: 🦷 anon

[uplatterme]

Imagine Idol Aether where you fuck him backstage but you don’t let him cum so he just has to perform horny🤫

Also can I be 🦷 anon

—idol!aether/manager!reader, sub!aether/dom!reader | edging, mentions of exhibitionism | reader has a dick and penetrates, gets called sir

aether continues to pant, his body hugging yours.

his poofy white shorts lowered to his thighs, cum leaking from both of you.

his music continues to play from the stage, loud enough to be heard here in his dressing room.

“please.” he breathes.

he feels your hand caressing his back, the soft touch just making it unbearable. he wants to cry so badly, he needs it and you weren’t giving it to him.

“no tears. it’s too late to get your makeup retouched.” you warned.

“y-yes, sir.”

each thrust pleasurable but agonizing, but he’d rather have this than nothing.

“you like it, don’t you? hearing your fans excitedly cheer for you…meanwhile, you’re here getting dicked down by your manager.”

the idol hides his face on your shoulder.

“c-can’t help it…you make me feel so good.”

you bend him on his table, the mirror facing him as he gets pounded.

“i bet you’d love to be fucked on stage, hm?”

he doesn’t know how to answer to that. it was a thought that’s crossed his mind before, he doesn’t dare to lie.

the urge to pull on his golden locks was high but you decided against it, not wanting to ruin his hair.

besides, you were already ruining his bottom half.

“you just adore attention, don’t you? you think those fans of yours can’t see under your shorts whenever you dance?”

“you made me wear it…” he argued, his lips trembling from keeping every sound in his chest.

no moaning or screaming, you said. it’ll ruin his voice, you said.

and yet here you were dicking him down ruthlessly as if that won’t affect his dancing. he bites the bottom of his lips, his thighs are already shaking on their own.

“you act like i forced you into this. i gave you options, didn’t i? but you still chose this one.”

aether lets out a soft grunt as he feels your movements directly hitting that spot.

the idol looked drunk, he wanted to grip on something but he could do nothing but close his fists on top of the table.

“what is it? you want to show off to your fans that bad? or is it because that one boy group you like is attending today’s concert?”

aether shakes his head. “ngh…no. only you, i promise.”

a knock comes from the door. one of the staff reminding them that they had to go in five.

“good. after all, a pure and sweet idol should stay loyal to the one he loves. isn’t that right?”

“y-yes!” he yelps, feeling his stomach warming up with your cum.

once you pull out, he already feels his shorts getting fixed without even wiping the stains or cleaning him up first.

he’ll try his best to keep it in, just like as usual.

he can’t wait to finish this concert and just get dumbed down without any worries.

each step has him quivering despite his shoes being short-heeled, cum slowly leaking out of his briefs whenever his body shifts wrongly. each nerve of his body wanting to just pounce on you and cancel this event.

“do a good job.” you say.

aether smiles at you, an idol’s perfect smile. “you know i will.”

you chuckle, unable to resist messing his hair up now by patting his head.

“i’ll make sure to reward you good afterwards.”

…

a blush creeps up on aether’s face just imagining it.

he has got to stop you with all this teasing.

[emperorundying]

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It always astounds me how dreadfully boring pre-resurrection media sounds.

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"And then he loved him but only in the Spanish dub" why is the dub only kind of span.

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anyone else feel like the anti-nine-houses rhetoric on this site has skyrocketed since the princes were crowned? i don't want to say it's lesbophobia but.....

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[loveephia]

Hi! I hope you are doing well 🩷

I love your works!!

If you take requests, could you do the headcanons for "being Fukurodani's pretty manager" ??

you as fukurodani's beautiful manager.

content: (🦷) tooth-rotting fluff, reader is akaashi's cousin, reader is as pretty as kiyoko shimizu and alisa haiba, you're a second year here, bokuto kinda likes you, quite long.

⚠ warning/s: none.

note: ENJOY READING ANON AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REQ!!! :DDD maybe i should work on a karasuno ver. and aoba johsai ver. too..

inarizaki ver. | nekoma ver. | shiratorizawa ver. | aoba johsai ver.

goodnight and goodbye

yukie and kaori were searching hardcore for a new manager to take over because they were both in their third year, and soon enough, they'll be graduating

and you just so happened to stumble into the third year's classroom while carrying the teacher's papers

yukie and kaori's mind SYNCED at the sight of you.

"of course, akaashi's cousin! why didn't we think of that before?" kaori scream-whispered to yukie

so now, here you are, at the gym entrance with yukie and kaori by your side

akaashi perks his brow before asking, "y/n, what are you doing here?"

"yukie promised me a supply of lemon bread if i became your guys' manager." you simply answered as yukie brought up two thumbs up in confirmation

"our y/n is going to be super helpful, no?" kaori said, placing both her palms on your shoulders

"no way, y/n will be our manager?!" bokuto exclaimed, having just entered the gymnasium

you turned around and smiled gleefully. "hello, kō!"

bokuto's heart pounds at the given nickname. "hey, hey!" he greets

you already knew the members, and they knew you too! you actually came by the gym often to drop something off for akaashi

konoha really likes you, like really

washio just deadpans because there's nothing much to say between you two.

you think sarukui is pretty fun to be with!!

haruki likes to joke around with you :3

wataru's like the fourth manager because hE'S VERY HARDWORKING FROM WHAT YOU'VE SEEN

oh dear, if only you knew how much stress they'd cause you while on trial.

there's SO.. SO SO SO MANY STRAYS..

this is more cardio than you'll ever get in PE

"i want to quit..!" you thought, picking up one ball after another

"hey, y/n!" bokuto calls out, and you look up at him

he does a little finger heart with one hand, and your stomach is just filled with little butterflies from the silly encouragment

you return the finger heart with a bashful expression, and bokuto smiles all giddily

akaashi just stands in the middle of the gym, contemplating anything and everything.

"y/n -> bokuto = bokuto & akaashi = in-laws."

i mean.

akaashi doesn't mind since bokuto is a great guy, and he'd much rather you be engaged to his best friend than anyone else right now

but still.

"i need to sit down.." akaashi mutters as sarukui laughs at him

© lowercase intended | loveephia

[librarypapa]

“ Come on in darling … “

Hello kiddos of tumblr, welcome to my library ! Feel free to stay a while, and maybe even chat a little !

About Papa: Bodily a minor, therian + otherkin, sfw caregiver and age/pet regressor 🐾 Special interest in stuffed animals and Warriors (book series), I love reading, and writing ! My favorite thing to write is poetry :)

I am a Dad of one, my little ladybug @puppyypaws 🐞🐴 !! <3

I am available to babysit as well, feel free to send a dm or something in my inbox !

Anon list : 🦦, 🐉, 🧵, 🧶, 🚆, 🎀, 🦷, 🌱, 💌, ☀️, 🌧️⭐️🪽🥣, 🐑, 🐾🐄, 🐶, 🍊, 🌊🐺,🩻 , 🎪 ,🪞, 💫, 🪲, 🩸🍷, 🦇, 🦕 , 🦈 , 🩶🍁 , 🐶🐾 , 🪶, 🌸, 💋, 🧸🍁, 🦴, 🪐 , 🎭, 🪽, 🪽🍼, ⭐️, 🪼, 🍪 , 🦆, 🧸, 🐯, 🐡, 🍓

You may call me : Papa, Bubba, Baba, Dad, Mr, Mister, Pupa, + any other gender neutral / masculine pet name :)

I will call people in dms and asks names such as : Kiddo, kid, sweetheart, dear, honey, cub, pup, + sign off specific pet names ! If any of those make you uncomfortable please say so, and I won’t call you them :)

DNI : Nsfw, k*nk, abdl / ddlg, ed / sh blogs, anti therian or furry.

Agere side blog : @sunkissedpup 🐛

Therian / otherkin side blog : @fangsinyourheart 🩸

Hyperfixation / fandom side blog : @sheherashfur ☀️

Tag guide ! #library -> concept posts, #letters -> inbox answers, #story time -> reblogs :)

[hamiltonconfessions-but-better]

dear "everyone is at fault" anon are you fr telling me someone is at fault for sharing their hc's and getting absolutely dogged for it or did i read that wrong, because how can you fucking say that. you don't care. cool cool. why are you an asshole about it and calling the characters oc's? welcome to your first fandom.

-🫀🦷

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[phonkscribes]

itd be funny if self aware reader catches Wesker writing fanfiction (write this pretty please)

Also I'm becoming 🦷 anon now

-🦷

Hello 🦷 anon, and I too think it'd be funny if the reader were to watch him do that.

He's typing away, fingers fast on the keyboard as he glances over at his second monitor. The secondary mode of Evil Resident open to the character selection screen. Wesker thought that his weekend ought to be devoted to updating the newest chapter of his reader insert fic on Ao3, then spend some sweet time with his beloved main as a reward. This scene in particular is one that his fellow fans have been waiting for, it's the third time he's writing it where you happen across the reader all by themselves. Of course he might've written in himself, but what would his friends think? Chris follows his account, eating up chapter after chapter because the fool can't write a decent fic to save his life. Typical. He didn't understand your character as well as he did.

It was one of the reasons why Wesker was so on the fence for allowing him a morsel of his work. As he types away, he pauses to glance over at you, a sigh falling from his lips. The build up is being dragged on for far too long, there isn't a good place to introduce you into the story that doesn't feel out of place. He worries that if he does it so suddenly, it'll break immersion. You furrow your brows, not liking your little pest to look so worried. He's far too young to be developing wrinkles now. What could possibly be making him feel so troubled?

"Is something the matter?", you ask, a little irritated with his prolonged stare and pout on his lips.

"Hm? Oh... it's... it's nothing, I can assure you", he replies, getting right back to work with his typing.

You're not convinced, and perhaps he knows that. Your eyes peer through the screen as you stare at his surroundings, various posters and figurines were casted in his background, many of which happened to involve you. You're no fool, so you can assume that whatever it is he's doing must also involve you somehow. If only there were a way to shift the monitor to face the other. You fold your arms, shifting yourself from the border that occupies you to instead glance at the reflection of light in his shades. Words appearing backwards as the cursor blinks before he hits the backspace key.

"What are you writing?", you prompt him further, determined to get an answer that satisfies your liking.

"... It's a project I'm working on", which isn't technically a lie.

You can see the way his blue eyes avert to the side, so it must embarrass him. You're able to put two and two together, especially when you briefly see your name flash once or twice in the white light on his shades. The longer you stare, the more nervous he becomes, wondering why you're almost glaring at him with that intensity. A chuckle sounds from either side of his headphones, making him shiver as you smirk. At this point it's rather obvious, so you aren't sure why he's trying to hide it.

"You're writing about me, aren't you Albert?", your hand holds your chin as your eyes crinkle a tad, "Planning a confession, dear? Or perhaps you're living out a fantasy you cannot fulfill"

He frowns, flustering at your words as he switches tabs to access your monitor. He knits his brows together as he hovers the mouse over the exit button on the screen, putting you behind the door of character select so that you can't see him write out exactly that. Even if Wesker can't see you, he knows you're laughing at him, finding it rather amusing as he brings his hands to his eyes, pushing them under his sun glasses to blush in shame. As much as he loves to hear you tease him and the sound of your voice is enough to make him so happy, he really does need to finish this.

"Seven minutes. Seven minutes and then I'll be able to play with you", he sighs, a groan heavy on his breath as he cracks his fingers.

The sooner he gets to work the sooner he can make you take damage for interrupting him, in his own way of punishing you. Were you trying to make him angry? Not that he could ever be mad at you... for long. As he gets back to writing paragraph after paragraph, he's satisfied with his length of five pages, although an idea comes to mind. Wesker shifts back to your game, and relinquishes you from your character select prison.

"Hello again dear, took you long enough-"

"Before we get started, could you... look over it... please?"

You raise a brow, having half the mind to scold him for interrupting you, but deciding against it. This is a first, given that you don't typically see him anyways when he's writing and most often he does not involve such writings in your conversations while in the game. Well... you suppose you could, given that it is about you, after all. He also happened to ask nicely, so there's that too.

"Fine. Show it to me", and he carefully scoots the monitor inwards for you to read.

You don't quite understand the context of what's going on given you're cutting into the story rather than starting at the beginning. Wesker waits with a straight face to hear what you think, hoping that it isn't so cringey that you refuse to talk to him for good after reading it. However as you motion for him to scroll on your behalf, you're amazed at how well he's able to understand you. It's as if you're right there yourself, talking with this 'why enn' character. In the chapter you seem to be infatuated with them, drawing your hand out to their face with intimacy. He's described how your hand feels, how you look at that person with a hunger to your gaze. Is it odd that you're beginning to blush yourself?

The pacing is fine, quick where it needs to be, but long on the details and information that matters and is enticing. Although the reader isn't someone whom you'd be so taken with if you're honest. They're not your type, but you don't voice that to him. When you reach the end of all five pages, he moves the monitor back to its original position so that you're facing him.

"Wh- What did you think?", he stammers, determined to get anything he might've done wrong right.

"That line where I depart just as the gnat", which was what you called his partner in the game, "came to save them... I wouldn't say that"

"I see, I'll change that immediately. Is there anything else?"

"You... you must really love me...", you let it tumble out, surprised at your own words before you frown at his face as it begins to change. Determination blossoms to barely contained excitement as Wesker nods, restraining a smile on his face as you wave him off.

"Whatever. Are you finally free now? I feel like I've been here for ages", you huff.

Love… really… such foolish emotions are beyond you. You’ve never loved anyone or anything in your life and you aren’t about to start now for some… boy! And yet… here you were, heart hammering out of embarrassment. It’s second hand you’re sure. You’d assume your programmed smirk when he typed something extra in his author notes. You’re able to decipher it through the backwards text appearing on the screen.

Sorry this chapter’s a little late. I had some help from a friend of mine’s. Please enjoy the sixth chapter!

The moment he toggles back to you, he notices you staring again.

“Is something wrong?”

“No- not at all”, you answer, loading into the level select as he gets ready to play as you.

[dethmail]

Dear Toki,

I wanna start by saying that you are a huge inspiration for me, and you're the reason I wanna start learning to play the electric guitar! Your style and your personality are so genuinely lovely!

I have 2 questions for you:

Do you remember having your wisdom teeth taken out (if you had them taken out)? I just had all four of mine taken out and it's been a hella rough few days to say the very least!

What's your favorite holiday? (doesn't have to be an American holiday!)

Thank you for being so so silly, and thank you for being such a great inspirational figure for me (don't tell Skwisgaar I said that though, he'd throw a tantrum!)

Sincerely,

🦷 anon

Hellos!

Thanks yous! Ams happy to hears that! Good lucks with the guitars! You cans do it!

Yes I remembers... I didnts gets thems outs until afters I joined Dethklok... I tolds my parents I was havings pains but they didn't thinks it was anythings to worry about... Sorrys you ams havings a rough times right nows. I hopes you feels better soons! Gettings them all outs at once is roughs but it ams better to do it all at once so it ams all dones now!

It ams Christmas! Thinks Christmastimes was always the best memories I hads with my families... so it ams always dears to me! Especially nows since I cans get gifts for all of my friends!

No worries, I won't tells Skwisgaar! Am happys you see me as an inspirations!

Your friend,

Toki Wartooth

[pitiful-host]

you don't actually care about your followers. you don't want to make their lives better, no, nothing as altruistic as that. you just like the control. having power over people feels so good, doesn't it? knowing you can make them bend to your every whim. this isn't about making the world a more peaceful place or whatever bullshit you're peddling, it's about feeding your ego. you're not better than us, little birdie. someday you'll realize that.

- 🦷

[you seem confused. If I were to run a cult, it would not be for those reason, dear anon. I wouldn't do this for my ego, it'd be something more complex, and well thought out. But I don't run a cult, i run an Organization, silly. You're using such accusatory language on me, I feel soo hurt.]

[shellymarshdaily]

Shelly reminds me of Jamie from dear dumb diary kinda or I feel like she would have read it at some point - 🦷 anon

ive never read it but youre probably right

shelly marsh diary book series now

[radio-isnot-dead]

Do you have a tail?

(I am now 🦷anon.)

Unfortunately for you, I do not have a tail, dear!

[crossnamara]

so i saw some mystery anons. guess who i am 🦷

ooo,,,,,,,uhmm,,,,,,,,,can i have a hint dear mx tooth

[sashisuse]

monsieur sabé, the next one ! ( could i be 🪛 anon¿ )

yuta x okina ;; 🦷, 🧸, 🐕, 🐱, 🦅

YES YOU CAN!! 🪛 ANON MY BELOVED!!

also yutakina my beloveds 😣 i kiss them on the foreheads nightly. here we go!!

🦷; describe their relationship in three words?

true mutual love. (heheh)

🧸; would they want to have kids together? if so what are their kid(s) like? how are they as parents?

omg they would be the best parents ever. i feel like they’re the type to accidentally end up with five kids or smth. they have two and decide one more. okina ends up having triplets. LMFAO. but i also doubt they would have kids until the late twenties, early thirties.

🐕; do they have any pets together? if one of them had a pet from before their relationship how well does the pet get along with their partner? do they have the pets approval or does said pet sit in between them and their partner any time they try to make a move?

do rika and kyuketsu (okina’s shikigami/curse) count… LMFAO. sorry. but no they don’t have pets so i’ll talk about their curses. rika loves okina. she decided they are the one person who is allowed to love yuta like she did. though rika does throttle okina exactly once. kyuketsu does not like yuta dawg 😭 hisses and snarls. okina is like ‘it don’t bite’ and yuta is like ‘yes it does 😥’

🐱; do they have pet names for each other, if so what are they? how does their partner feel about their pet name?

OH MY GOD YES. they are one of those sickeningly lovey dovey couples with an insane amount of pet names. they love each of them.

yuta calls them: love, honey, my love, dear, baby, my pretty love, pretty baby.

okina calls him: lover, love of my life, my love, honey, dear, pretty boy, sweet boy, sweetheart, baby, baby boy.

🦅; how good are their friends at being wingmen? do they even help at all or just sit back watching the pining with a bag of popcorn?

oh my gosh the actual best. the other second years are the reason yutakina gets together in the first place 😭 mostly panda tbh.

thank you for your service 🪛 anon

[loveephia]

I love u and ur fluff sm so hjsjsjshsjsn for the fluff prompts+hq boys, may i request for kita shinsuke and "You are very endearing when you are half-asleep." 😳😳😳😳 (okay have a lovely day bub rmmbr to take some rest if u need it love u and stay hydrated muah muah <33333)

HALF-ASLEEP | kita shinsuke

prompt: "you're very endearing when you're half-asleep."

content: (🦷) tooth-rotting fluff, reader is very clingy here, kita adores you, round-cheeks-kita headcanon, you're married, timeskip.

⚠ warning/s: none.

note: I WAS ASLEEP WHEN YOU REQUESTED THIS PLeAS DONT THINK I HATE YOU ANON I'M SORRy thank you so much for your request (update: wtf where can i find myself a kita.) and do stay hydrated as well!!! also happy lunar new year (it's sunday for me rn RAAAHGHG) and enjoy reading!!! :D

the way you blink so unevenly makes kita shinsuke chuckle a little bit. he caresses your cheek, "shouldn't you be asleep, dear?" he asks. you nod, then shake your head, then nod again. indecisive now, are we?

"..wanted to spend more time with inarizaki's golden boy." you teased him using the nickname he had in highschool. though he shows no major reaction, he only smiles gently your way. "is that so?"

you come close to his side to selfishly steal warmth from him. "mhm."

you look up to see kita now focused on the book he reads almost every night. you can't help but think that he looks so handsome like this, with such minimal effort, too. isn't this a little unfair?

you see the roundness of his cheeks, and you giggle, leaning over to press one peck out of instinct. kita turns his head to see you and your mischevious grin. you lean over to kiss his other cheek, then the button of his nose, and his lips.

the kiss was slow. at least it felt like it. the two of you poured your hearts, silently telling eachother, "i love you." over and over again. once kita pulled away, had he gained a bit of playfulness since he met you, he mumbled, "you're very endearing when you're half-asleep."

"am i really now?" you ask, "maybe m'just very in love." you start to play with his fingers, twirling the ring on his ring finger round and round.

kita kisses your forehead and hums, "that too."

after years of pining over the boy, from sending him cheesy love letters with scribbled hearts on it, giving him specially made chocolates from scratch, cheering him on during his first official game as a volleyball player, you finally had him. he was yours, and you were his.

© lowercase intended | loveephia

[dentiststoothfairy]

OMG HII- YOUR WRITING IT’S LITERALLY 🔥 MY GOD- I just find your blog but can I have a place at your anon list??? Could I be…Hmm….🐇 anon??? It’s one of my favorite animal!! Anyway!! Please take care dear, drink waters and eat well!!! Have some rest and a wonderful day will comes with you!!🙆‍♀️ 💕

[🦷🎀 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚛 🐇 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗! 𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝 <𝟹. 𝚃𝚢𝚜𝚖 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜! 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚎𝚡𝚝𝚛𝚊 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕! 𝙱𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜. 𝚃𝚢𝚜𝚖 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜! <𝟹𝟹]

[thefatiguedfatale]

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Hello anon my dear!

🦷 Is there a chapter, scene, or WIP you're dreading to write (but is necessary to your plot)? Share a snippet or tell us about it!

Oh my sweet darling anon...most of my wips I dread writing about lol I will never fail to have a work that doesn't have one part that doesn't throw me into a loop for the longest time! Like for instance I have a Rayleigh drabble I am working on that I have absolutely no clue how to end! Like atp I'm just gonna give it an abrupt ending and call it creative freedom lmaooo

💥Is there a chapter, scene, or WIP you're most excited to write? Share a snippet or tell us about it!

Actually yes! I havent started writing it yet but the idea is very strong in my mind! It is about ice skating! I am in love with ice skating (moreso watching than participating lol) and the idea came into my mind when it started snowing in my area! im actually really excited to write it so hopefully it will be out at some point soon!

🍕Will you be making any changes to your posting schedule (if you have one)? (Or do you want to establish a posting schedule?)

Right now I obviously dont have a schedule! I dont think I would ever really make one because the anxiety of not sticking to it will start to sink in and I wont enjoy writing at all anymore. However, I do want to try posting a little bit more within the year! I already have about 3-4 wips in my arsenal that I want to finish and put out within the next 2 or so months so be prepared for those

Thank you for the ask anon my darling <3

ask game

[goldie90]

If the Sawyers had a tumblr account.💻

Bubba: 

Bubba would definitely love to post about make up.💄

If he feels confident enough, he would maybe even post pictures of himself to show off his make up skills. 

Of course he wouldn´t wear his human skin masks for this occasion, but a nice plastic mask.🎭

Another thing you could find on his blog are animals. 

There would be lots of pictures of cute cats,🐈 dogs,🐕 rabbits,🐇 but also more exotic animals like elephants,🐘 hippos,🦛 monkeys🐒 etc. Bubba simply loves animals.😊

Even though he´s pretty scared of strangers, I think it would be a lot easier for him to socialize here, than it is in real life. 

It´s easier to talk to people, if he don´t have to see them, if they can´t see him, also the fact that he can communicate with them, while sitting in front of the pc in the safety of his home helps a lot. 

He would get a bit nervous if you send him an ask or dm him though. 

It will probably take a while for him to answer and when he does, he will be very hesitant and shy, so please be patient. It´s not like he don´t want to talk to you - he really does - he´s just not sure how to do this.😟

Will be very excited whenever someone likes his posts. Seriously, you can´t imagine how happy you make him by doing so.

If you left a like on one of his posts, then don´t be surprised if he goes to your blog to like everything you ever posted, because this is exactly what he will do.😅

He´s just so happy that you like his work and finds it so nice, that he feels like he have to do something nice for you too. 

If you decide to follow him, he will follow back immediately. 

Congratulations, now you´ve got the sweetest and most loyal mutual you could ever think of.🥰

Nubbins:

Well, what can I say? I love my dear husband, I really do,💗 but I gotta be honest here: He shouldn´t have an account here, he really shouldn´t.😟

I´m saying this, because if he had an account here, his blog would probably be the most disturbing thing ever.

He would definitely post his pictures here📸 and I think it´s no surprise that most of them are pretty macabre. 

If you enjoy looking at dead animals, you will surely love his blog content, because there are definitely lots of them.  

Dead opposums, dead rabbits,🐰 a dead deer,🦌 whatever you want - he´s got it.😁

Of course, he would also post pictures of his art work.🦴🦷💀 They are his pride and joy, so don´t you dare to say something negative about them (doesn´t matter how macabre or inappropriate they might be).🤫

Same goes for the long text about the making of headcheese, the overly detailed guide for how to skin animals and all the other disturbing things he would undoubtedly write here.

If you ever leave a negative comment on one of his posts, you will might find an anon death threat in your ask box.😮 

Most likely it wouldn´t even be on anon, because even if my darling originally planned to send it anonym, there´s a high chance that he will simply forget it.😅

If this happens to you, you will be surprised (and most likely shocked) how specific the death threat you just received is. 

That´s because if he writes a message like this, he will definitely take the time to describe in every little detail how he´s going to kill you, most likely ending it with the info that after killing you, he´s going to make a mask out of your face for his little brother.😦 

He would probably get blocked by a lot of people. 

Not that he would really care about it. No, most likely he would feel a bit offended for let´s say ten seconds, but then he would simply laugh it off.

Might even has the potential to become the most blocked tumblr user ever.😅

Chop Top:

Chop would definitely post a lot about his favorite music artists.🎶

There would be lots of pictures and videos of Cher, Sonny Bono, Iron Butterfly etc. 

His icon would be a picture of Sonny Bono. 

Please dm me, if you ever got abducted by aliens. I need to know everything about it.”🛸 Don´t be surprised if you see a post like this, because Chop would definitely try to find people on this site, who share his beliefs in mystical creatures.

Would definitely post things like “Like or reblog if you wholeheartedly believe in the existence of the loch ness monster - I need more blogs to follow.” “Like or reblog if you would totally have sex with a mermaid.”🧜‍♀️ “Do you guys hate it too when the elves come into your room at night and steal all of your socks?”🧦

If you believe in things like aliens, mermaids, elves, fairies or the loch ness monster too, you should really talk to him, because the two of you would surely have great conversations with each other.😃

And if you also have a similar taste in music as him, he´ll maybe even starts to call you his tumblr fave.😃

Drayton:

It´s very unlikely that Drayton would join tumblr.

He would think that it´s stupid and just a waste of time. (Seriously, what are we even doing here? Don´t we have to work or something?)🙄

In his opinion, it is only for dumb lazy people who´s got nothing better to do with their time, which means that it´s definitely not for him, because he´s a hard working man, a useful member of society, someone who have to take care of a family etc.🙄

Another reason is that he would simply be overstrained by the technology. He wouldn´t really understand how to use a computer💻❓ and the internet would probably scare him.😓

But if he would for some reason actually end up here, then his blog would definitely be about cooking. 

His username would be something like “Chili King” or “Five-times-winner-of-the-chili-cook-off”.😅

His icon would be a picture of himself, holding the trophy of the chili cook-off.🏆

Most of his posts would just be him bragging about his cooking skills.

You also love to cook and think it would be a good idea to contact him and exchange recipes? I´m afraid I have to disappoint you here, but Drayton wouldn´t want this.

In fact, he would rather get angry at you. How dare you to ask him for his recipes? These are his and he would never share them! Also, why do you think that he would be interested in your recipes? Do you think you´re a better cook than him? Oh, if he only know where you live, he would come over right now to give you a well deserved beating with the broom for this effrontery!🧹😠

But because this isn´t an option, he instead decides to block you. 

In fact, blocking people would be something, he would do quite often. 

One wrong word, typed at the wrong time can be enough to end up on his block list. 

The list would get longer and longer with every single day, so while Nubbins would probably be the most blocked one, Drayton would definitely be the one with the longest block list. 

He would also have the longest (and weirdest) dni list you´ve ever seen. 

There would be things on it like “dni if you´re an idiot” “dni if you´re lazy” “dni if you´re a vegetarian” “dni if you think it is okay to sweep the floor with a broom” and many other weird things that will probably make you question his common sense. 

Would most likely have zero mutuals, zero followers (which is maybe because he blocks everyone who tries to follow him😅) and he would also follow no one, because he sees no reason for it. (Why should he follow some stupid half-wits?)🙄

Grandpa:

Well, he wouldn´t be able to use tumblr, due to his health state.😞

And even if he could, I highly doubt that he would do it, considering how old he is.

He grew up in a completely different time and therefore he would be even more overstrained by the modern technology than Drayton and because of this, he most likely wouldn´t want to have anything to do with it.

And when it comes to me:

Well, I think there´s no explanation needed, right?😄

I´m just here to gush about my dear husband day in and day out,💕 sharing stories about our family, that I probably shouldn´t share and make fun of Drayton because I just can´t help myself.😅