#💀❤️ dethmail

[dethmail]

murderface...i think a lot of us wanna see you in something skimpy BECAUSE you're fat. you're hot BECAUSE of the way you look, not despite it. ♥️☣️

NO WAY ISH THIS SCHOME KIND OF FETISH THING? If scho why is this the firscsht i'm hearing about it? Doesch that mean it'll sell if I put out a pin up calendar? 🤔 Planet pissch pin up calendar.

-Murderface

[dethmail]

This is for dick and Charles, hope yall are doing well. Anyways here’s some fan art for you guys

Hope to hear from you guys more! <3

-Blue

Oh hello. Thank you for the fanart. That's quite sweet of you. I didn't realize some people were fans of me as well. Thank you. I'll put it in my office.

-Charles Offdensen

Wow babe, that's totally awesome! Are those hearts in my eyes? I love it! You're great! I hope to hear again from you soon!

-Dick Knubbler

[dethmail]

hey toki :D!

just wanted to send a couple pictures of my cat Percy, he’s a big fan of yours!

he says that he hopes you have a very merry christmas if you celebrate :D!

Hellos!

Oh wowee! Tell Percy I ams a fans of hims too! What a cutes cats! Loves his little face... Is that stuffed animals his friends? That ams so precious! Thanks you for sharings with me! Merry Christmas to you and Percy if you celebrates too! If nots happy holidays, hopes this holiday seasons has been brutals to yous (in the best ways possibles!)

Your friend,

Toki Wartooth

[dethmail]

Will there be a Dethklok pin up calendar? I'd pay my soul top dollar for a picture of everyone in their stage getup with the corpse paint!

Hey there... It's me... FACEBONES!!!

I've heard this idea circulating about Dethklok pin up calendars! It should be a thing, especially with all the thirsting we get from you all! Unfortunately Klokateer #1012 isn't good at art, but maybe you could convince some mtl artists to collaborate for the idea! Wouldn't that be fun???

[dethmail]

THIS IS FOR KNUBBLER PLEASE SHOW HIM THIS

Knubbler, I'm actually your biggest fan. Please let me get a hair tutorial plsplspls

Oh hey babe,

I never thought I'd be getting fanmail, but I'm so happy to get some! Usually I'm the one who ends up distributing the fanmail to bands and stuff so thanks for sending something in for me! I'm happy to know that I have fans, and you are officially the biggest one. Of course babe, I'll include a step-by-step tutorial for you. Hope this helps!

xoxo,

Dick

[Attached is a step-by-step tutorial as promised. He made sure to include pictures with every step.]

[dethmail]

Dear Magnus, I want to bite you. Softly. You're just too hot. Sorry.

What's wrong with you?

Kidding. Mostly.

Lucky for you I don't mind biting, although I prefer to be the one doing the biting.

-Magnus Hammersmith

[dethmail]

Dear Charles,

I, too, would like to see William in something skimpy.

Dear William,

Is it possible to have a picture or two of you wearing something... revealing? I promise I won't show anyone else 💜

Hello,

This is another inquiry regarding the way William Murderface dresses. I suppose the "skimpiest" William has been dressed was in 'Dethfashion'. Since you're the second person who has made an inquiry like this perhaps I should make it happen if this is what the fans want... I will have a talk with him.

-Charles Foster Offdensen

WHAT ISCH IT WITH PEOPLE WANTCHING ME TO WEAR SCHOMTHING LIKE THAT? WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT? ARE YOU OK? I DON'T LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING REVEALING... I'M FAT.

-Murderface

[dethmail]

murderface...what the fuck can I even say. you're genuinely the most beautiful man I've ever seen. i'm obsessed with your belly and your thighs and your ass. i want to kiss you, i love your tooth gap so much and I wanna play with it, with my tongue and my fingers. i could literally listen to you talk forever, your lisp is impossibly hot. i want to make you feel wanted and I want to worship and praise you forever and do anything you ask of me.

♥️, ☣️

Holy schit! Is this schome kind of prank? I apprechiate you saying stchuff like that... but maybe you schould get your eyes checked. No one's ever schaid anything nice about those parts of me... Always usually got told how those are the worst parts of me. Thanks a lot for making me hate myself Grandma! If this ishn't a prank I would like to meet up with you schometime... 😳 

[dethmail]

I just want to put my face in your belly and just tell you how much you're adored, William. Just lots of hugs.

YOU SCHURE YOU'RE NOT MESSIN' WITH ME? I DUNNO SCHEEMS SUSPISCHIOUS. I'M THE LEAST DESIREABLE MEMBER OF DETHKLOK... DO YOU NEED TO GET YOUR EYES CHECKED???

....Seriously though that's real nice if you mean it...

-Murderface

[dethmail]

I want to get in line as well to smooch William! And just cuddle him! 💜

Can't believe I've gotten so many lettersch. Thanksch for wanting to smooch and cuddle me. Guessch I really can get attention and I didn't even have to get that schtupid plastic surgery (that really didn't even fucking work). You have good taste. I should keep a tally and let Skwisgaar know that I have people lining up to kissch and cuddle me now.

-Murderface

[dethmail]

Here’s a package for Dr. Rockzo!

It’s a 20 week old tangerine.

Kuh-kuh-kuh... What the fuck is this shit? -Dr. Rockzo

(Charles can be heard calling security. Dr. Rockzo will indeed be getting the boots medium style.)

[dethmail]

I know I mean it, William. Despite how you see yourself, I still want to hug and cuddle. Just know that you have a life long fan right here, cheering you on. And if you ever made a pin-up calendar, you know I'll be buying 🤗

JEEZ... YOU'RE SCHO PERSISCHTENT... UHH Thanksch though... I apprecschiate the support.

Planet pissch calendar real

-Murderface

[dethmail]

Magnus, We're both hate filled vindictive bitches. I think we should go out for coffee or something. - A.I.S

A.I.S.,

You really think I'm a hate filled, vindictive bitch? I'm not a terrible person, I'm just a man filled with pain... OK yeah, I guess that pain has turned into hate, and I definitely can be vindictive. Alright, you got me. I wouldn't mind going out for coffee or something with you sometime.

-Magnus Hammersmith

[dethmail]

Charles,

I’d personally love to hear about you more. You are such an interesting and mysterious guy, I don’t think you’re boring like a “robot”. Your smarts and critical thinking is to admirable!(like in a cute way :3)

-Marbles ⭐️

Hello Marbles,

What is it you'd like to know about me? It's true that I keep knowledge about myself to a minimum. It comes with the job I suppose. I've dedicated my entire purpose for Dethklok - I suppose you could say I live and breath Dethklok. Maybe at times it feels as though I'm much too serious and invested in my work. It's all with good reason. I'm glad you don't think I'm a 'robot', that's comforting at least. Thank you for taking the time to write to me I appreciate it.

-Charles Offdensen

[dethmail]

Hi I have a small note and a gift for Toki :)

I collect keyrings called Deady bears (like yours!!) and had an extra skeleton one laying around, so this is for you :3 You could attach him to your belt loop like I do or even to your guitar strap!! Hope you like him! <:)

Oh wowee!

This ams one of the best gifts I have evers gots evers! Thank yous! Goings to puts him on my belts... no no, guitar straps! Goings to make my guitars even more brutals! You ams my friends now!

-Toki Wartooth

[dethmail]

Hey Toki!

Sending you a picture of my cat!

We love you, have a good day! 💗

Wowee!

That ams a very adorables kitties! Loves calico cats they have such cute colors! What ams your cats names? Goings to start a section in my scrapbooks for pictures of kitties.

Loves you! Haves a good days too!

-Toki Wartooth