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hanzajesthanza · 2 months ago

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it is absolutely so weird to me to try to imagine a version of geralt that is like, my age. like, no. get back to being an old man

#what the heck. my parents were never my age they were just spawned into the world in their 30s #i'm just kidding btw. geralt's not old. vesemir is old. but geralt is my old man #fun fact. for just about forever i thought that 'my old man' meant your father #like 'my old lady' can mean your mother #but 'my old man' actually means your husband or your lover #so when joni mitchell sang big yellow taxi. i totally misinterpreted that for my entire life #i cried to that song because of that #and funnily enough i learned the correct meaning also from her in her blue album #so yeah. i'm going to continually stubbornly use it the way i thought it #but only in contexts where it is obvious i'm talking about it in a father context #quite obviously #anyways. prequel.#young geralt is going to have less but way more worse and recent trauma #after we get this we will have to get regis: the young years where it is like 'dear diary tonight i drank so hard i threw up!'#'can't wait to do it all again tomorrow night and attempt to kill myself five times in a row!'#as i wrote that i also did think of regis re-enacting my favorite drew gooden vine #'dear diary... today i couldn't find my diary so i'm writing this on my two kung fu panda 2 dvds :)'#oh my god. wait. that is literally a philosophy regis shares #'e can easily replace what we don’t have with what we do!'#'it's simply a matter of invention and positive thinking :-)'#the elbow-high diaries #try not to make everything about emiel regis challenge (hard) (failed)

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ratatatastic · 2 months ago

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there has to be something about the way they made the marrieds swap partners to test the sanctity of their marriage before the public and THEY BOTH FAILED TREMENDOUSLY

"me and bark (delighted tittering little school girl giggles as he reminisces on the one who got away)"

"OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT MISSILE!!! two best looking guys on the team! (slobbering in his mouth)"

#“i hate sasha with ekkys beard dear god put that away WOW I LOOK SOOOOOO HOT WITH FORSY HELLO SAILOR”#maffhew sweetheart #i need you to take a few deep breaths with me okay? okay.#i cannot get over ekkys little giggle at seeing the lovebaby of him and sasha and his plain “forsy and CHUCK” in contrast #like ooohhhh is someone in the doghouse for not even real cheating? did that strike a nerve? did you not like that?#him going for chuck instead of a matty or chucky... curious #whats in a name anyways #today i learned the male equivalent of calling someone a rocket is “missile”#and im too queer for this i just sighed into my hands #does it get funnier that sasha and forsy dont get to react to this. just their catty wives?#the square dancing wife swapping polycule goes crazy here #but they would all make each other worse actually #im sorry them not liking each other with their husbands but quite the opposite when its them with the other husband...#id like to study them like bugs #and kuli the wine aunt whos witness to this all #she has to humble maffhew and her big fat head #“they had to put you with someone good looking” “yeah-”#at least she remembers humility!#the girls named chuckles and giggles are the mean girls of the team? who wouldve guessed!#it is such a shame forsy and sasha werent given these pictures to react to GOD ID PAY SO MUCH MONEY FOR THATTT

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camels-pen · 1 year ago

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consider sanuso bodyswap where Sanji is of course "admiring" Usopp's body and Usopp is trying desperately to keep himself from getting worked up so that he doesn't light himself on fire.

Luffy and Chopper are not helping. They are in fact doing the opposite of helping. They've ramped up their pranks and are doing anything possible to get Usopp angry so that he combusts, freaks out, and then dives into the ocean to put himself out. They think it's hilarious.

Nami and Brook are Also not helping, since they're conspiring with Sanji to put on a fashion show with Usopp's body. Sanji called it "not wasting a precious opportunity to get him in something other than overalls". Usopp called it mutiny and he was gonna- dive into the ocean, holy fuck Sanji why is it so easy to catch fire?!

Best part about this is that Sanji assured him, several times, that his body doesn't get hurt by catching fire. Usopp still jumps into the ocean every time.

Robin pipes up at one point, asking if Sanji was immune to just his own flames or all flames. Sanji just kind of shrugs and said it depends. Franky, having just been leisurely watching all of this gets an idea. Would his Franky Fireball hurt Sanji's body or just give him more fire to work with?

He tries to coax Usopp into agreeing to test it out and, somehow, he manages it. Albeit, Usopp is all knocking knees and chattering teeth, a very odd sight from 'Sanji'. As part of the deal though, he can only shoot a fireball the size of his hand.

Usopp meant his small hand. The one Franky used for tinkering and fine detail work. He did not, however, clarify this.

So, when a fireball the size of Franky's big hand comes out, well. Usopp runs for his goddamn life.

It takes him a few moments- and the voices of his friends sounding distant and below him- to realize he hadn't, in fact, run to the men's quarters, but rather into the fucking sky.

And oooooh, boy he is gonna kill Sanji one of these days. Why was his body's first fucking instinct when running to go up, what the actual HELL-

Usopp lit himself on fire again.

He curses out Sanji as his Sky Walk fails in the same moment and he plummets towards the deck.

#one piece #sanuso #nemotime #usopp the first time he lights himself on fire: WHAT THE FUCK WHAY THE FUCK WHAT THE HELL OH GOD OH F-#oh ndvdggdvdv okay listen. listen. omagine Zoro's been asleep this whole time. and he misses the memo that there was a bodyswap.#and he wakes up to 'Sanji' kicking him abd immediately goes into fight mode... and then is really fucking spooked #bc 'Sanji' is blubbering about Zoro going to kill him and that he couldnt die this young and Zoro's just. Still as a statue.#Literally cannot compute.#and then 'Usopp' comes up to him. threatening him and calling him names the way he was expecting from 'Sanji'#Brook: oh dear he mustve slept through all the commotion. Zoro-san! Usopp and-!#Nami covering Brook's mouth: No wait i smell a money making opportunity #shes gonna con him. idk how or with what yet but shes definitely gonna con him #hes gonna be sooo pissed when he finds out she conned him but his usual outlet for physical violence is currently indisposed so. lol. lmao.#i like making zoro suffer idk why its just funny #wait wai what if Usopp didnt trip on him what if when he plummets to the deck he lands on Zoro lmfao #also Franky's standing there like 'Why did you dodge it?!' and Usopp is right back to trying not to light himself on fire again lol #oh n Jinbei gets roped into the fashion show stuff #where he incurs 'newbie's first debt to Nami'#damn now im thinking about him slightly concerned about all this spontaneous combustion and then Robin saying something to make it worse lol #ANYWAY MORE IMPORTANTLY the real tragedy of this post is that because Usopp's constantly worried about Combusting #it never really sinks in how blatantly Sanji is checking out his body + enjoying doing that fashion show #and because of Sanji 'enjoying the view' he never notices the brief moments where Usopp quietly does the same #before being interrupted by Luffy and Chopper coming out of nowhere wanting to roast marshmallows on Usopp's leg #okay im done were done im good its bed time gnight gmorning gday to all

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opikiquu · 10 months ago

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im going to be so annoying all week

#agghagahah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HYYESAAHHHH #★ arin rambles #BRO BRO PLEASLE #PELASE #my apology for everyone. I have to make it now . Sorry. If youre following me destroy that notif button you dont wanna hear how worse i will #get #actually no just Unfollow entirely #ITS THE ADHD #PLEASE. HE IS SO . COOL. his trailer is so awesome IVE REWATECHED IT 3 TIME SNOW.#I LOVE HIMMMMMMM SO MUCHHHHH #I LOVE HIM SO BAD I JUST ADORE HIM PLEASE #HES SO PRETTY. JAW DROPPING. ICONIC. LIFE CHANGING. THE TEARS IN MY EYES. GENUINELY SOBBING RITHT NOW IT S SO OVER #aventurine likers hold me. Nobody understands. Everyone is scared of me im too crazy #actually its everything wrong with me . Hes ruining my life #i dont struggle as an aventurine liker i actually excel at this its my full rime job now #‘9 to 5’ no i work 9 to 9. Every hour is dedicated to him #im glad uguys agree with me thannk uou i was starting to think i was a freak #Well i am but im glad someone else agrees hes cool #Hes so pretty im so happy #I CAMT WAIT RILL WENDENSDAY PLEASE IM GONNA FREAKIFN BLOW UP #I LOVE AVENTURINE. I LOVE AVETURINE.#i get so happy when i see him i get a little violent its unsettling .#like im like shaking my hands and jumping around my room and then u blink and im bashing my head against the floor #its carpet. Im ok. But like not but i am #DUDE. I LOVE. THIS GUY. EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM #i needto. Just. Okay brb gonna watch ir like 20 more times ill see u guys next year im going into a Aventurine induced coma #this makes me realize people read my tags. Oh dear. Sorry everypony #i apologize for my behavior. I will get so much scarier.#HES SO COOL. HES ACTYALLU SO COOL. LIKE HOW CAN SOMEBODY BE SO COOL.#oh god OH LORERDRDRDDDDDDD WHEN I GET YOU BOY WHEN I FIND YOU. WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT I WILL GET YOU.

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haydenthewitch · 3 months ago

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the 9-1-1 promotion commercials i saw: Funny, quippy, weird 9-1-1 calls

the 9-1-1 shorts i saw on Instagram: funny, quippy, weird 911 calls, not all that serious (with way too loud music in the background)

the 9-1-1 tumblr posts i saw: Funny, quippy, and VERY VERY AGRESSIVLY GAY

the average 9-1-1 watching experience (for me): Tragedy, angst, having to pause and remind myself to take deep breaths, physically tensing up whenever my favorite firefighters make bad choices or have conflicts with one another, repeating under my breath the whole time "it's just a show, it's just a show, take a breath it's just a silly little show", losing my god damn mind over them, falling asleep to episodes because i get so worked up that I'm doing the whole "one more episode" bs until i can't physically be awake anymore, literally getting distracted from classes I'm paying to do because I'm thinking of my fave firefighters, it's taking over my whole life please dear god someone help

the 9-1-1 fics I'm reading: pointless fluff and or smut and nothing else (this is on purpose i can not handle MORE angst from this fandom)

#911 abc #911 show #i just think about them so often #hayden yaps #hayden yaps about 911 #abc #abc 911 #this post is about buddie #hayden goes insane core #dear god somebody help my blorbos #ao3 #any fluff or smut recomendations #i'm only on season 3 by the way this WILL get worse

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blaithnne · 1 year ago

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AU where season 2 Kaisa meets the fandom's interpretation of her pre-season 2