#dean incorrect quotes

[super-incorrect]

Castiel - Y/n has a delicious chapstick

Dean - Wait, did you two kiss?

Y/n - No, this dumbass decided to eat my chapstick

[morganaconda]

[hetaczechia]

Dean: Yeah, we’re best friends, but I’d fuck you if you asked.

Castiel: What?

Dean: What?

Sam, without looking up from his laptop: He said he’d fuck you if you asked.

[poseidons-getting-milk]

Half-Blood Prince is like:

Hermione: I wish Ron liked me back

Ron: I wish Hermione liked me back

Lavender: I wish Ron liked me back

Ginny: I wish Harry liked me back

Dean: I wish Ginny liked me back

Seamus: I wish dean liked me back

Harry: I wish Ginny liked me back

Draco: The only way to save myself and my family is to kill Dumbledore which will end the rest of the entire wizarding world, Snape and Harry won’t get off my back, and i have no idea how to fix the magic cabinet but if i fail GrayBack will kill me and my mother

Snape: I wish Lilly liked me back

[crookedmime]

A most holy man indeed.

[lillies444lola]

Supernatural season 16. Large quantities of monster populations are dropping dead left and right. This should be a good thing, except the natural balance of things are falling out of order. The boys investigate. is it the bmol? NO. global warming. the season ends with castiel calling donald trump an ‘ass-but’ and sam becoming president of the united states. dean is dead, again.

[ellastarkwinchester3000]

Jack: “DAAAAAAAAAAAAD, Claire is being mean to me!”

Castiel: “If you continue doing that, Claire, you won't have ice-cream as dessert.”

Dean: “But we still love you.”

Castiel, looking at Dean: “Why do you say that everytime I'm scolding one of them?”

Dean: “I'm…”

Castiel: “Don't answer! You're going to say something sad. Then I'll feel bad for you and then I'll want to kill your dad.”

[5sospenguinqueen]

(Y/N and Dean stare out of the motel window)

Sam: What’re you guys doing?

Dean: TV doesn’t work.

Y/N: So, we’re watching the couple in the car park break up.

[katnissandpeetamellark]

Incorrect Quotes<3

[tbosasincorrect]

tbosas text post memes

Part ll

[super-incorrect]

Dean - You know what, I think you can reach Adele's vocal range

Y/n - I don't think so-

*Dean, throwing a fake lizard at Y/n*

*Y/n screaming*

Dean - You should reconsider

[of-many-incorrect-quotes]

Drunk!Y/N: Hey, I-I just want you to know that I think I have like a big crush on you

Dean:

Dean: Sweetheart, we’ve been married for three years

Drunk!Y/N:

Drunk!Y/N: So, does that mean you like me back, or-

[hetaczechia]

Dean: when I said bring me something back from the beach I meant a sea shell

Castiel *struggling to hold a seagull*: that might be important information to tell me

[crosnt]

cas: hey dean what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

dean: i dont know, love you, talk to you later

cas: wait dean-

the empty: hey

[crookedmime]

It's him. It's Dr. Sexy.

[lillies444lola]