#deadpool shenanigans

[bruciemilf]

if the fandom doesn’t include Ellie Wilson in their cute found family Poolverine AUs I’m beating the shit out of everyone and their mama

WITNESS HER.

[hemlock-dreams]

Inmate!Au after Strange wipes everyone's memory of Spiderman/Peter Parker and sends him careening into a universe where he never existed in the first place.

What does an ex-con/superhero do for some cash in a world where he technically doesn't exist? Find somewhere that doesn't ask any questions, of course!

[tvwebs]

Yeah, I'd fuck that.

it should've been me and him in the Honda Odyssey...

[novakiart]

you guys the problem is he won't let HIMSELF rest

[theshadowrealmitself]

Peter Parker, terrible at lying, trying to explain why he’s in Wade Wilson’s apartment without revealing that he’s there for Spiderman related reasons, looking the Avenger’s straight in the eyes and claiming he’s Wade’s life coach

[ghiertor-the-gigapeen]

Wade pulling gojo satoru on logan

[spookyfooxx]

One of my favorite Jacknolds interview clips. And interview overall I love the whole interview

[brainrotcharacters]

Look me in the eye look me in my fucking 👁️retinas👁️ and tell me Logan wouldn't

[cocoabubbelle-newblog]

…did they just show a Zootopia-version of Deadpool and Wolverine and fail to use an actual wolverine for Logan’s fursona?

[ehliena]

Tim: Ok, I've got the tickets.

Dick: Good, we'll just text Jason the time and-- Dude why are there four tickets? Duke said he's watching with Izzy.

Tim: I know that. Demon brat would sulk for a month if we watched without him.

Dick: IT'S AN R-16 SHOW!

Tim: You think Damian hasn't seen worse?

Dick: I... I see your point, but how are we sneaking him in?

Damian *who was in the room the entire time*: Just tell them how old Timothy is, and they'll believe I'm old enough.

[tvwebs]

I love selfshipping, it's pretty obvious, I read X readers for gods sake

Also btw meet my very unhinged boyfriend's be nice because they live off of bread crusts and rats (we have a schedule)

they are also crazy. Like damn bitch

[isthemedia]

Poll results are in with a 76% saying "yes post" here's chapter 1 of the PoolVerine "what if they saw each other's flashbacks" inspired fic. The TaskPoolVerine will be up soon, I wanna finish the 3rd part so I can have it split into 2 halves.

[retrobr]

Nicepool x Wolverine. Any thoughts?

[butcherlarry]

Ok.

So something that has been bothering me since I saw the Deadpool & Wolverine movie is the nickname Wade first uses to call Logan, Peanut. If I remember correctly, the first time he calls Logan peanut is at the beginning of the movie when he's puppeting around Old Logan's metal skeleton.

Puppet

Puppet

PUPPET

I might be showing my age here, but what famous puppet is called Peanut?

That's right, this guy:

Does anyone else remember Jeff Dunham???? The comedian??? Who is a ventriloquist??? With puppets??????

Anyway here are some links to Peanut the Puppet and Jeff Dunham.

I'm not sure if that's the connection they were going for in the movie, but do with this information what you will :)

[nighttimenarcotics]

Im gonna leave this fic here for anyone who wants a completed semi slow burn 17k fic about getting with wolverine

We all saw his shirt explode

(Blurb below)

Your average, everyday civilian. That's all she is. Just trying to go about her everyday without disturbance. Unfortunately fate has other plans, and when a violent mutant attack strikes, she finds herself on the receiving end of what might be the strangest act of heroism ever committed. Snarky, cocky, and witty, this stranger with knife-forks for hands must be downright delusional if he thinks saving her life will have her swooning… After the incident about a week later, she finds herself in a bar, chugging a shitty craft beer while even shittier dive bar music woefully plays in the background, a stupid idea really considering the state of the city. All is unwell when a leather clad motor biker comes in, sweaty and awfully familiar, she finds herself in good company for the first time in years Will these weirdos recognise each other? Become friends?Fall in love perhaps? Only time will tell

[makuta-tobi]

Second photo I'm waiting for probably won't be here for a while, but anyways

PRIDE WAS A BLAST THIS YEAR, I didn't get the chance to go last year, so I had to take the opportunity again. I got to see a bunch of great people (and I'm sorry to anyone I saw while I walked in the parade that I couldn't find later, there were so many people 😭). I was also very surprised by the huge amount of gender fuckery I saw. I've gone to pride in the past and it's never been quite as visibly a spectrum of identities and gender performances. It made me really happy.

also, everyone laughed at the christofash protestors and took lots of photos in front of them, cause tbh that sign was kind of cunty

Photo of the cute furries I saw under the cut, too, the pink and brown one was sooo adorable, I love them