#deadpool shenanigans

[bruciemilf]

if the fandom doesn’t include Ellie Wilson in their cute found family Poolverine AUs I’m beating the shit out of everyone and their mama

WITNESS HER.

[hemlock-dreams]

Inmate!Au after Strange wipes everyone's memory of Spiderman/Peter Parker and sends him careening into a universe where he never existed in the first place.

What does an ex-con/superhero do for some cash in a world where he technically doesn't exist? Find somewhere that doesn't ask any questions, of course!

[tvwebs]

Yeah, I'd fuck that.

it should've been me and him in the Honda Odyssey...

[gravesidepickup]

I think we should consider and think about Peter Parker living in the same shitty apartment complex as Logan and Wade more tbh.

Think about the horrors poor Peter is going through with those two potentially living above him, or even next to him. They sound like they're going to come crashing through his apartment at any moment. He can't tell if they really fucking hate each other or if it's love.

Either way they always look like they're about to throw some SERIOUS hands at all moments.

Running into one of them in the hallway and very quickly trying to get back to his apartment he wants no part of whatever the hell these two are doing.

One of them trying to strike up a conversation and he hit them with the "ahah, oh no, I actually left.. my oven. On. I gotta go" because no way.

Bonus thoughts from my boyfriend :

Peter overhearing Wade and Al talking about the copious amounts of coke and debating if it's worth intervening or not. It's not. He's a busy man. Doing anything else.

[novakiart]

you guys the problem is he won't let HIMSELF rest

[theshadowrealmitself]

Peter Parker, terrible at lying, trying to explain why he’s in Wade Wilson’s apartment without revealing that he’s there for Spiderman related reasons, looking the Avenger’s straight in the eyes and claiming he’s Wade’s life coach

[ghiertor-the-gigapeen]

Wade pulling gojo satoru on logan

[spookyfooxx]

One of my favorite Jacknolds interview clips. And interview overall I love the whole interview

[brainrotcharacters]

Look me in the eye look me in my fucking 👁️retinas👁️ and tell me Logan wouldn't

[cocoabubbelle-newblog]

…did they just show a Zootopia-version of Deadpool and Wolverine and fail to use an actual wolverine for Logan’s fursona?

[reynolds-jackman-lively]

u must die

[hemlock-dreams]

Can you tell us a little about your Wade?

Wade Wilson is an incredibly bitter and angry man. Funny, though. Because humor is the defense mechanism that keeps his mouth running so he doesn't have to listen to himself think.

But he only ever talks about what he feels. Never about his feelings. Those are dangerous. Despite the endless chatter, he's incredibly guarded and keeps his deepest darkest secrets locked tight.

Like how he's always wanted to be good, but doesn't really believe in it anymore because every instance of his life has stripped that faith from him. He doesn't believe in much, especially himself.

He's also incredibly lonely, but has given up on sustaining meaningful relationships. Wade is a mess. Everything in his head is mixed up in a cacophony of noise and chronic pain. All his coping mechanisms are just advanced forms of running away from himself (hyperfixations/substance abuse/self harm/killing), so its only fitting that others run away too.

And people never want what's past the walls, so he leans into it, pushing and twisting the knife just to see how fast he can get people to leave because the game was always rigged- so he might as well win first. And because he'd rather kill himself (and does) than be vulnerable with others.

But the need is still there. Wade takes all the physical and emotional trauma and turns it around, using pain to cope with pain, and hypersexualizing violence to fulfill his need for intimacy.

As a merc, he's damn good at what he does. Wade is smarter than he portrays and is incredibly competent. He enjoys the violence, especially when people can give as good as they get. He has some morals, but those are hanging on a frayed thread on the best of days.

Most days he feels untethered, a piece of driftwood being tossed and turned in an turbulent sea. But there's two new figures in his life that give him something to hyperfixate on. Might as well see how much of a beating they can take before they inevitably leave him too.

(This is also one of the first questions I ever got- I am SO sorry lmaoo- I hope it satisfies!)

[104thcomet]

I know we all love the idea of Spidey being in the next Deadpool movie, but why not aim for more? I hereby petition to have the full Team Red in that movie. Sky's the limit, baby!

[ehliena]

Tim: Ok, I've got the tickets.

Dick: Good, we'll just text Jason the time and-- Dude why are there four tickets? Duke said he's watching with Izzy.

Tim: I know that. Demon brat would sulk for a month if we watched without him.

Dick: IT'S AN R-16 SHOW!

Tim: You think Damian hasn't seen worse?

Dick: I... I see your point, but how are we sneaking him in?

Damian *who was in the room the entire time*: Just tell them how old Timothy is, and they'll believe I'm old enough.

[tvwebs]

I love selfshipping, it's pretty obvious, I read X readers for gods sake

Also btw meet my very unhinged boyfriend's be nice because they live off of bread crusts and rats (we have a schedule)

they are also crazy. Like damn bitch

[isthemedia]

Poll results are in with a 76% saying "yes post" here's chapter 1 of the PoolVerine "what if they saw each other's flashbacks" inspired fic. The TaskPoolVerine will be up soon, I wanna finish the 3rd part so I can have it split into 2 halves.