#deadpool shenanigans

[bruciemilf]

if the fandom doesn’t include Ellie Wilson in their cute found family Poolverine AUs I’m beating the shit out of everyone and their mama

WITNESS HER.

[hemlock-dreams]

Inmate!Au after Strange wipes everyone's memory of Spiderman/Peter Parker and sends him careening into a universe where he never existed in the first place.

What does an ex-con/superhero do for some cash in a world where he technically doesn't exist? Find somewhere that doesn't ask any questions, of course!

[tvwebs]

Yeah, I'd fuck that.

it should've been me and him in the Honda Odyssey...

[gravesidepickup]

I think we should consider and think about Peter Parker living in the same shitty apartment complex as Logan and Wade more tbh.

Think about the horrors poor Peter is going through with those two potentially living above him, or even next to him. They sound like they're going to come crashing through his apartment at any moment. He can't tell if they really fucking hate each other or if it's love.

Either way they always look like they're about to throw some SERIOUS hands at all moments.

Running into one of them in the hallway and very quickly trying to get back to his apartment he wants no part of whatever the hell these two are doing.

One of them trying to strike up a conversation and he hit them with the "ahah, oh no, I actually left.. my oven. On. I gotta go" because no way.

Bonus thoughts from my boyfriend :

Peter overhearing Wade and Al talking about the copious amounts of coke and debating if it's worth intervening or not. It's not. He's a busy man. Doing anything else.

[novakiart]

you guys the problem is he won't let HIMSELF rest

[theshadowrealmitself]

Peter Parker, terrible at lying, trying to explain why he’s in Wade Wilson’s apartment without revealing that he’s there for Spiderman related reasons, looking the Avenger’s straight in the eyes and claiming he’s Wade’s life coach

[ghiertor-the-gigapeen]

Wade pulling gojo satoru on logan

[spookyfooxx]

One of my favorite Jacknolds interview clips. And interview overall I love the whole interview

[brainrotcharacters]

Look me in the eye look me in my fucking 👁️retinas👁️ and tell me Logan wouldn't

[cocoabubbelle-newblog]

…did they just show a Zootopia-version of Deadpool and Wolverine and fail to use an actual wolverine for Logan’s fursona?

[104thcomet]

I know we all love the idea of Spidey being in the next Deadpool movie, but why not aim for more? I hereby petition to have the full Team Red in that movie. Sky's the limit, baby!

[ehliena]

Tim: Ok, I've got the tickets.

Dick: Good, we'll just text Jason the time and-- Dude why are there four tickets? Duke said he's watching with Izzy.

Tim: I know that. Demon brat would sulk for a month if we watched without him.

Dick: IT'S AN R-16 SHOW!

Tim: You think Damian hasn't seen worse?

Dick: I... I see your point, but how are we sneaking him in?

Damian *who was in the room the entire time*: Just tell them how old Timothy is, and they'll believe I'm old enough.

[tvwebs]

I love selfshipping, it's pretty obvious, I read X readers for gods sake

Also btw meet my very unhinged boyfriend's be nice because they live off of bread crusts and rats (we have a schedule)

they are also crazy. Like damn bitch

[isthemedia]

Poll results are in with a 76% saying "yes post" here's chapter 1 of the PoolVerine "what if they saw each other's flashbacks" inspired fic. The TaskPoolVerine will be up soon, I wanna finish the 3rd part so I can have it split into 2 halves.

[retrobr]

Nicepool x Wolverine. Any thoughts?

[butcherlarry]

Ok.

So something that has been bothering me since I saw the Deadpool & Wolverine movie is the nickname Wade first uses to call Logan, Peanut. If I remember correctly, the first time he calls Logan peanut is at the beginning of the movie when he's puppeting around Old Logan's metal skeleton.

Puppet

Puppet

PUPPET

I might be showing my age here, but what famous puppet is called Peanut?

That's right, this guy:

Does anyone else remember Jeff Dunham???? The comedian??? Who is a ventriloquist??? With puppets??????

Anyway here are some links to Peanut the Puppet and Jeff Dunham.

I'm not sure if that's the connection they were going for in the movie, but do with this information what you will :)