#deadeye murphy

[gin-draws]

When you realize you like women because there’s a six foot tall lesbian outlaw stuck at your farm…

[dizzybevvie]

maybe its cus im on my period but forever thinking about Moonshine holding Deadeye in her arms as he died, as he returned to the crick. Deadeye's body being a prison cell for him for decades - centuries - until moonshine waltzed into town, reconnected him with his family, culture, and love for life. And when its time, Deadeye looks at Moonshine and finds himself in the crick again, his prison cell decomposed by mushrooms

[operationslipperypuppet]

The thing about the ending of The Cybin Siblings (1x64) is that not only is the set up of everything some of Murph’s best work, not only is Moonshine’s last scene with Deadeye some of Emily’s best work, but the whole ending and his soft goodbyes as Deadeye is some of Brennan’s best work. And it’s beautiful.

[sunshinemakesmesleepy]

One of my favorite moments from ep 62:

Dead Eye: Do you not understand how psychotic it is for you to thank a goddess who hasn’t done shit when there’s actual people people putting their lives on the line for you?

Bortrum: —We’re not gonna say the s word, when talking about the dusk mother—

DE: SHIT, FUCK, COCK, ASS,

B: —no, HEY—

DE: SHIT. FUCK. COCK. ASS.

Moonshine: this is all happening in rapport spores, right?

(Murph: yeah)

Moonshine: alright, just making sure—

Bortrum: —technically I don’t know what the rules are for “rapport sports” but uh, I think that was sacreligious

[emiko-matsui]

and regarding the precvious poll...

[aflamboyanceofflamingos]

Batfam and how I think their D&D play style aligns with various members of Naddpod and Dimension 20~

Tim - Brian Murphy/Brennan Lee Mulligan: Perpetual DM, but as a player appears to be the only thing keeping the game on track while actually causing half of the chaos (ie. Riz jumping into the corn monsters butthole in the 2nd episode, the existence of Jens and Deadeye, and that one badass scene from Misfits and Magic)

Dick - Caldwell Tanner: Goofs. Just so many goofs.

Steph - Emily Axford: "One of the best D&D players in the world, endlessly creative, so fun to play with. She was also sent from hell to kill me." - Brennan Lee Mulligan

Jason - Ally Beardsley: The dice really do tell a story (both the good and bad)

Duke - Siobhan Thompson/Lou Wilson: the kind of person that just exudes their character so well to a point that it gives me whiplash when I start watching a new campgain they're in

Damian - Lou Wilson: Their interactions with the DM playing as a member of their backstory will make you cry

Bruce - also Brian Murphy and Brennan Lee Mulligan, but spefically when they're playing as Balinor or Gilear + Jake Hurwitz: This man plays pathetic so well + a level of cringe fail that’s practically impossible to reach

Cass - Zac Oyama: Can absolutely ruin a scene with one line (pos) + play seemingly simply charaters that just suck you in so well

A D&D timbern fic I wrote if this concpet intrigues you:

[smallest-clown]

I found screenshots from 2019/2020…….so I guess it’s finally time for

Naddpod as things my friends have said!

(and if it isn’t evident enough, spoilers ahead for NADDPOD)

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Beverly to Hardwon: Hey tall ass! Just know that the threat to remove you from the ‘one big bed’ still stands if you’re not nice to Moonshine!

***

Moonshine: I don’t understand!!!!!

Beverly: That’s love!

Balnor: That’s why you don’t understand.

Moonshine:......I hope you didn’t like your kneecaps.

***

Beverly to Galad Rosewell (pre galadaron saga): wtf he’s so pretty!!!!

Hardwon: This is turning into a problem

Moonshine: You need an intervention.

Beverly: NO!!! I love him!!!!

Beverly: tall god man is so pretty and fights good and-

***

Beverly, talking about one of his graphic scrolls: did you read it?

Moonshine:.....No

Beverly Your fucking watchin it! and reading it!

Moonshine: I can’t read.

Beverly: Audio books!!!!

Moonshine: i can’t hear.

***

The Watchman: I don’t take course in most of the internets paraphernalia for I am a deific forest god, so nix, I do not discern the answer to your query.

Moonshine: Fuck off shakspeare.

***

Deadeye, threatning Beverly: I’ll tell Hardwon about your fanfictions

Beverly: He wouldn’t care

Beverly: He’d just be confused and forget about it in a week.

Beverly: he’s a goldfish

***

Balnor, talking about the band of boobs: they drag me around the forest, watch me practice karate, then have the audacity to eat chicken with their bare hands while holding a fork.

***

Some poor shop keep: Sir please exit the store.

Hardwon: I am not a crackhead, I have a tote bag!

***

Moonshine: Welcome Beverly to therapy time! Do you want the daddy issues ice cap with a topping of toxic school bullies????

Beverly: You forgot suppressing homosexuality.

***

Hardwon: NO EMOTIONS IN THIS HOUSE!!!! *slams the gemma drawing on the table*

***

Beverly to moonshine and hardwon: Your brains are....marvellous, wonderful, and beautiful!

Beverly: and completely fucking empty

Beverly: I’m glad that one brain cell is working so hard to give us this

***

Hardwon: You’re asking too much from people Bev, it’s hard to roast babies

Beverly: It’s really not.

Beverly: They fit on the grill easily

***

Moonshine: We’ll find each other when we come back as bears.

Deadeye: Dial it back.....dial it waaaay back.

***

Beverly: I consider ever wooden staff a long stick.

Balnor:.......Bev you don’t know how much that hurts me.

Moonshine: Battle branch

***

Hardwon: Sexuality is fake and so is the moon.

Moonshine: The moon is a lovely lady that could top me at any time.

***

Beverly: Deadeye is like the Phil Swift of gun shooting

Deadeye: I wish you didn’t say the things you did Bev.

***

Beverly: We do not have Mushrooms and the spinach is expired.

Beverly: This has been a terrible experience and I will never try to cook again

Bev’s mom: I will beat daddy tonight because of that.

Bev’s mom: He likes it.

Beverly: I’m trying to complain mom, keep your kinks to yourself.

***

Hardwon: I just want to know if someone has ever used a wii remot as a strap on.

Moonshine: Don’t do that kids.

Hardwon: Unless you’re trying to get the world record for the highest score on mario by using your vagina

Hardwon: Get in the mario pussy olympics

***

Bev’s dad: Bev

Bev’s dad: Please come downstairs.

Bev’s dad: Mom is driving me insane

Bev’s dad: It would be a pity if you were a prison orphan

Bev’s dad: A child of the system

[hellishfig]

finished the shadowfell arc yesterday. last episode with deadeye the day before that.

hey murph? emily? brennan? i will never be okay again

it's my first time listening to naddpod. at all.

and i'm being normal about deadeye. for sure.

[gin-draws]

-we’re gonna develop a codependency that’s so toxic, you wouldn’t believe.

[dizzybevvie]

I literally love how like, in the first couple arcs, the Band Of Boobs get along, sure, but theres some form of boundaries? But you get to a certain point where theyre so close its like "I slap his ass. he gets 3 hp"

[operationslipperypuppet]

this is truly one of the best moments on the show.

transcript under the cut

Hardwon: Hold my your jacket.

Murph: Deadeye, you fully know that it’s - you would assume that, um, it’s because Beverly’s a virgin. You know that, like, Waylon and Scarlett have like particular tastes.

[laughter]

Brennan: Uh, um, uh, Deadeye, Deadeye -

Moonshine (overlapping): Man, I can’t believe they singled - they must love just like young men, right?

Brennan: Deadeye gets a -

Hardwon (overlapping): Virile.

Brennan (continuing): - horrified expression on his undead face, grabs Beverly, pulls you close and says

Deadeye (harshly, whispering): You listen to me, if you want to survive, you gotta fuck Hardwon right now.

[intense group laughter]

Beverly: What journals of mine have you been reading???

[louder group laughter as video ends]

[worstversionofme]

I don’t know why I didn’t assume Deadeye Cybin would also tear my heart out and stomp on it

“don’t let me die in Grimhawk just carry me out to the hills real quick…” my heart is crushed

“Slim… take care of my sister there…” SOBBING

“Sis, time for me to hit the ol’ dusty. I love you.” Gut punched

And then Brian Murphy had to make everything so much more beautiful and heartbreaking I let out a full sob at the phrase “and you hear a nannerfly as it buzzes past your face”

I’m never going to recover and I am better for it

I’d heard all of Brennan Lee Mulligan’s PCs are always absolutely tragic but I didn’t realize just HOW TRAGIC Evan Kelmp is going to destroy me I’m less than an hour in to Misfits and Magic and this man is gonna make me cry

[sdbjkksdnfkjsbagksbgakeovnsdfbjg]

Things this place is:

bad.

[emiko-matsui]

a family isn't always a mom dad and kid. sometimes it's an incredibly fertile woman, the pride of the dwarphanage, a boy scout, the most fucked up guy you've ever seen, a college student, and a snowboarder

[weekly-mtg-posts]

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[magpiedie]

absolute FILTH in this episode tonight fellas