#dead james :)

[cakeraa]

r.i.p james potter, you would've loved cars movie

[eliott-lupinblack]

Reall

*sirius and james having a discussion in the afterlife*

james: he named his kid albus severus, ALBUS FUCKING SEVERUS!!

sirius: you’re kidding.

james: i’m dead serious.

sirius: no…i’m dead sirius, you’re dead james.

[syrcinus]

October 31st, 1981.

[outromoony]

Me when the slow burn is slow burning

[doodlemcjazzhands]

[faerycross]

sirius taking a "is my boyfriend autistic" quiz on his pc at the kitchen table and james making tea behind him like "yeah i took that yesterday. your brother is autistic by the way"

[jaspercasperthecatghost]

JUST FOUND THIS HEADCANNON !

regulus: “you have your-”

harry: “my mother’s eyes, i know”

regulus: “your father’s grin.”

SOBBING

[silverameco]

Sirius who very anxiously comes out to a very confused James who thought him and Remus were openly dating for like 3 years, while Sirius didn't even know Remus was gay and Remus himself was convinced James and Sirius were a thing.... anyway they're all idiots (affectionate)

[notanupstandingcitizen]

using "Walburga's A+ Parenting" as a warning for child abuse in a marauders fanfic will never not be funny to me

[spooked-starzz]

me: ok so you know harry potters dead dad?

therapist: i do

me: ok and you know harry potters godfathers emo little brother?

therapist: ...sure

me: theyre actually dating

therapist: can we please talk about your mental heal-

me: they kiss and stuff

[child-of-icarus]

[James and Regulus making out]

Sirius, walking in: Hey Prongs— Wh—

Sirius, yelling: Get your hands off my brother you fuck!

James: [raises hands]

Sirius: Now, what the the actual hell is—

Regulus: [also raises hands]

Sirius: Why the fuck are YOUR hands up, Reg

Regulus: I—

Regulus: I didn’t know which brother you meant

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.

Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?

Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .

Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.

Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing

[rudamaruda520]

James: um... the sky looks nice tonight...

Regulus: sorry Potter, I don't do 'small talks'. You're either my ride or die or you can get lost.

James: oh, I see... so- will you marry me?

Regulus: Now we're talking.

[hmyrine]

in another universe where peter had balls 💔

sorry yall just a sketch this time 😔

[outromoony]

I hate that headcanon that says Peter betrayed them all, James and Lily died, Harry became an orphan, Sirius went to prison for 12 years for a crime he didn't commit, and Remus spent more than a decade alone. Lmao, like, who thought that was a good idea?

[doodlemcjazzhands]

I need an outlet for my marauders brainrot, so here I am, crawling back to tumblr