#dd 13

[goldenpinof]

small daddy steps

[moonasketch]

Last inktobers 🥰🩵 i had sm fun with this project even tho it was a lot with my thesis work T_T still feel like i learned a lot of ink as a medium 🥰💙

[randomfoggytiger]

David Duchovny and Celebrities

Just some pics I've found while catching up~

1990s: Maggie Wheeler

1990s: Winona Ryder

1996: David Duchovny, Jane Leeves, and Peri Gilpin

1997: Peri Gilpin

1997: George Clooney

1997: Angelina Jolie

2000: Minnie Driver

2004: Carrie Fisher

2006: Julianne Moore

2006: Maggie Gyllenhaal

2006: Craig Ferguson

2007: Robin Williams

2007: Halle Berry

2023:  Julia Louis-Dreyfus

2023: Logan Marshall-Green and Stephanie Beatriz

2024: Pedro Pascal 

2024: Meg Ryan

2024: David Nutter and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

[its-time-to-be-silly]

I'm sure this giant bat is nothing to worry about, I doubt we'll hear about it again

[mikeywayarchive]

Instagram story by jaredleto

[Jan 14, 2024]

[ddagent]

You make my skin crawl. This is not all I could do with your skin.

[jonathanspaprika]

i am drowning in emails but jonathan harker takes precedence i’m sorry

[lifelinebooks]

Catching up on dracula daily

Between me and the moonlight flited a great bat

[another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire]

Is there fate amongst us still, sent down from the pagan world of old, that such things must be, and in such way?

didn't catch this one last year - Van Helsing screaming into the void why the hell, in this modern age, do vampires exist to feed on us?

[yuttikkele]

HAPPY 4/13 WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

AND OFC happy birthday JOHN and JANE :))

(bg characters under cut)

[goldenpinof]

Louise teaches Dan to be a Daddy

[aq2003]

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK I WAS SO CLOSE

[its-time-to-be-silly]

oh just tell the old woman already, I don't think she'll literally die of bad news

you don't have to leap out of cupboard and shout it, you can use some tact

[mikeywayarchive]

Hersheypark Stadium, Hershey, PA // Aug 13th 2011 // Alicia Brown

[kanene-yaaay]

Hc anon here, i was horrendously busy these last few days so i didnt get to send more asks But-!!

I absolutely, 100% Love your little additions, especially the 50/50 wreck or get wrecked by Lan Zhan thing, you're so real for that!!

Now I come bearing another idea, shorter this time though cause I didn't have the time to think about it as much (yet!), but AnyWay:

Since it's canon that WWX both absolutely can Not take what he dishes out in terms of teasing, and that he needs to look away and/or hide his face whenever he get's caught off-guard by someone teasing back (and how dare they act so shameless, he's fragile, can't they see he's a poor innocent soul etc etc)

So consider, if you may: Lan Zhan not letting him look away when he's flustered. And i mean full on holding Wei Ying's face in between his hands, intense eye contact (Hanguang-Jun trademark), not reacting to his whines or to the way his eyes flick to the side every two seconds because he can't. deal. with being looked at when he's flustered.

I just think that it'd be adorable if Lan Zhan were to ask him a very mean and rude question, like what Wei Ying would like him to do, since he's draped himself all over his lap and looks to be seeking his attention...

And Wei Ying is just trapped, unable to hide his face and forced to look at his cruel husband who just keeps looking at him with the same calmly amused patience until he somehow manages to convey what he wants without actually saying it outright (because if he had to, i think he'd actually pass out or start crying from how flustered he is, being perceived like that. Poor guy...)

In any case i think Lan "secret menace" Zhan holding Wei Ying's face and not letting him hide until he's a very specific shade of red and incapable of meeting his eyes anymore has a tonnn of potential

(And it's absolutely adorable!)

Oh, and bonus points if Lan Zhan uses the tips of his pinky fingers to trace along the skin just under Wei Ying's jaw and a little ways down his neck - like he isn't being mean enough, not letting his poor, fragile, flustered out of his mind husband hide in his shoulder at that very moment

No needs for apologies! I am happy to know that my hcs delights you just as much as yours delights me! :DD I get being busy so I hope you're taking a few breaks and taking care as well.

Now!! To the new hc that left me!!!! giggling kicking my legs twirling my hair omggg!! That idea of holding his face while barely tickling and teasing him and just watching as Wei Wuxian gets more and more blushy and cute is wonderful!!

I can only imagine!! Wei Wuxian is being the general tease as he normally is, not letting his husband work and poking, whinning, provoking, kissing and drapping himself on his lap to get his attention and then Lan Zhan finally lets his brush go and focus only and solely on Wei Wuxian.

He holds his face and start throwing back a few teases as well, watching delighted when the other start getting flustered and I can totally see Wei Wuxian trying to turn back the tables, flirting and pushing his face closer, hinting about their everyday means everyday but Lan Zhan just keeps looking at him, absolutely endeared and non moving and the fingers holding his face start moving just the slightly bit to make ticklish sparks dance across his nerves and, only when he tries to scrunch his neck and can't do it (rip my bro, the lan arm strenght keeps winning <3), wwx realizes in what predicament he literally walked, danced, complained and happily threw himself into because now his husband's eyes - sparkling with a rare kind of mischief - are focused on him, his reactions and nothing else.

Also! Imagine if he holds with one hand Wei Ying's face against his chest and now, while Wei Wuxian can't still move away, he gets a free hand to, well.... poke some fun as well And of course, since Wei Wuxian isn't seeing where he is going to attack next, the tickles and teasing becomes even more flustering! (Only Lan Zhan could make a simple 'hm' sound so teasy!)

<33 <3 peace and love! Bet Wei Wuxian will be giggling, protesting and complaining all the time about how mean, unfair and un-loving Lan Zhan is while loving the attention all the while (and knowing his revenge will be delightfully flustering to his Lan Zhan as well)

Aaaaaa!! All the scenarios! What a lovely idea, thank you so much for sending me them <3 <3 thinking about these characters being happy is everything to me <3

[cowardlycowboys]

I didn't know there was a whole separate blog for horny. I thought it just happened randomly sometimes like a shiny. Is it open to follows?

main is for funny and moderate horny side is for the more explicit stuff and yes! is open to most cc followers/mutuals but come off anon for it because I'm not posting it again today as I do like to keep them separate