#dc vore thoughts

[fandomymous-anonymous]

*comes into frame with a big cup of boba as if I haven't been missing for a few months* ...I just think that J.ason T.odd has big pred energy, and that B.ruce convinces people that he is a scary one because he's Bat.man but he's actually very sweet

[pretttty-boy]

Hi, welcome to my weird ass blog!

I’m Mj, and I finally decided to create a blog for all my weird kinks/fetishes and random thoughts I have. I also couldn’t find enough of the kink content I wanted in some fandoms, so I’ll have to do it myself! I’m trans-masc/genderqueer, 20, and somewhere on the ace/aro spectrums. Rn I’m hyper fixated on Star Wars, but I also like DC, so you’ll probably see various nsfw stuff about the random fandoms I’m in. This is a (mostly) comprehensive list of various kinks/fetishes, but I’m always looking to try new things.

DNI: minors, pedophiles, racists, homophobic, kink-shamers. V standard DNI, don’t be an asshole and there won’t be problems :D

YES:

Omorashi (bladder control/holding, bladder bulge, desperation)

Inflation (slime, cum, water, blueberry, bladder, etc)

Weight gain (rapid, extreme, immobility, unaware) 

Expansion/growth (cock, balls, breast, ass, pussy, muscles) 

Hucow

Macro/micro

Lactation kink

Tentacles

Bimbofication/dumbification

Hypnosis

Breeding kink, knotting 

Mpreg

Edging, orgasm control/denial

Feminization, masculization

Oviposition, eggpreg

Overstimulation

Praise kink

Grinding/dry-humping (underrated imo)

MEH:

Monsterfucking

Pregnancy (like actual giving birth, Eggpreg is fine tho) 

Pet play

Humiliation kink (depends on what it’s paired with tbh) 

Dub-con, non-con

Mind break

Vore

NO:

Scat/vomit/farts (anything “slob” is a bit on the no-side of iffy for me)

Feet 

Impact play 

Ageplay, dd/lg, littles (for sexual reasons, non-sexual age-regression is chill) 

Incest 

[beautysamour]

rules. ☆

ᰔᩚ simple inbox and messages. and comments.

- i prefer requests sent through inbox, however if you can’t send through inbox then messaging will be fine just explain that before hand

- feel free to send any thoughts in inbox as long as it’s RESPECTFUL and KIND.

- only moots can message me but as I’ve said before; if inbox doesn’t work please explain that in the message you send

- hate will be blocked.

- if someone comments a request and you are another writer, do NOT reply saying you’ll write it instead or that you want to write it.

- no fighting in any comment sections under my works, those comments will be deleted

- this blog is just for fun and can be used as an escape place, so be kind!

૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ what I’ll write for and what I won’t write for.

YES

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- fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, hurt/no comfort, character x reader, pining, all that lovey dovey stuff, AUs, smut, gn!reader

⤷ KINKS

- orgasm denial, overstimulation, prostate message, mommy kink, body worship, face sitting. (these are the only ones I can think of right now, feel free to request any kinks (that aren’t in the no’s) and i’ll see how i feel about them ˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

NO

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- non-con, incest, pedophilia, any extreme dark content basically, character x character, character x oc, scat/piss kink, vore kink, feet kink

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ᥫ᭡. characters/fandoms I CURRENTLY write for

⤷ feel free to recommend any series/characters

- aaron warner, kenji kishimoto, cardan greenbriar, nikolai lantsov, kaz brekker, peter parker, miguel o’hara, hobie brown, spider noir, dick grayson, jason todd.

- shatter me, cruel prince, spider-man/atsv, shadow and bone, DC comics.

- hiatus characters/series (meaning I won’t be writing for them for the mean time, but they will come back!) :

&: peeta mellark, finnick odair (hunger games.), jake sully, neteyam, aonung (avatar.)

｡ ﾟ ꒰ঌ ✦໒꒱ ༘*.ﾟ

(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ ) EXTRA/IMPORTANT

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ - try to specify as much as you can when/if you send requests especially if it’s a specific scenario ❤︎

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ - sometimes tumblr glitches and deletes asks, if it’s been a while since you’ve send one and I haven’t posted it, just send another one asking for an update, and be respectful for that too ❤︎

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ - I am in school so I’ll be a little slow sometimes when it comes to posting, so please don’t be a jerk. just a little warning ❤︎

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ - default gender for reader is female, unless requested for gn!reader. but i try to write as gender neutral as possible unless there is smut ❤︎

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ - taglist info ❤︎

"૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა

༄ …!

⤹

thanks for reading, see you around! ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎

[suguruugetoo]

𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒

This blog is 18+ for following and 20+ for everything else. Meaning, all ask and responses will only be answered if you are of age. All minors, blank blogs, and ageless blogs will be blocked immediately

This blog WILL contain NSFW AND DC CONTENT. All content will be tagged with the appropriate tw/cw, but if these topics make you uncomfortable please filter the tags or simply DNI

YES for DC/ KINK

daddy kink | sir kink

impact play | knife play | restraints

predatory / prey (not on me)

cnc | somnophilia

2. HARD NO’s for DC

scat | vore | water sports | vomit (kink)

hard dd/lg | mommy kink | age play (regression) | shota/lolicon

race play | slave play

heavy drug use | heavy gore

The moderator reserves to ask for proof of age at any point in time. This is for the safety of both parties. You reserve the right to refuse, but it will result in a hard block.

Often times mods aren't sure who is comfortable with rp versus who would rather spectate. If you're comfortable with this (or any) charanon blog interacting with you, please interact with us first. This can be by following us, sending an ask, or reblogging one of our posts. We try to reach out but this is a two way street!

If you're planning on developing some sort of storyline with a character that is specific to you and not the overall 'lore' of this, or any of my character blog, please run it by me first. Otherwise I'll ignore it.

RP’s in general are not guaranteed. The frequency of interaction is not guaranteed. You may vibe with this character, or you may not. Vice versa. If you have a desired expectation on the frequency of interactions from this, or any blog that I (@/mshoneycee) own, this blog may not be the best fit for you.

This is an open rp blog. Meaning, anyone (once you are of age) is welcomed to interact with this blog. If the status of this rp blog is to change the moderator will make it known.

Possessive/obsessive/territorial behaviors surrounding this or any rp blog owned by @mshoneycee will result in you being blocked. Please do not be weird.

Please remember that a real human being with thoughts, feelings and emotions is behind this blog. Often times life (jobs, family, health, etc.) gets in the way and interaction may not be as fast as you want them, but that does not give you the right to be disrespectful or rude. Behaviors that are unsavory will result in being blocked.

And last but not least, this is meant to be fun so please don’t be weird

[kolyubov]

₊⊹ Rules and info.ᐟ

> before you follow/interact...

About my blog and writing:

— DNI !! basic criteria, pro ana/ed or thinspo, blogs -15, blogs anti-dark content ; I might block you for any of those.

— If -16, do not interact with my nsfw works/fics/rambles (block tag #💋 — Sinful thoughts ₊˚⊹⋆).

— I'm Dark Content friendly! expect me to post, interact, or talk about taboo stuff. It'll be tagged appropriately. (Ageless/blank blogs who interact with my dc works will be blocked).

— I mostly write for fem!reader, maybe gn!reader in short drabbles and such but not male!reader.

— I generally don't write about: pedophilia, scat, hybrids, cheating, reader under sixteen, friends with benefits trope, gore/vore, watersports/piss kink, anything related to sh/depression/etc, pregnancy, pegging, pregnant characters.

— Hate or drama is not welcome here! Any type of hate comments will be ignored and/or the person might be blocked.

— Do not repost my fics on other platforms!! or I'll cry.

About me:

— We can be moots but please read my rules first! (also please let me know if you consider that we're mooties :3 I don't want to make you uncomfortable by assuming it).

— If any moot wants to break contact, I'd rather you tell me beforehand. That way I can make sure we're no longer mooties.

— I'm a little socially awkward :(( I'm not the best at interacting with people and I'm sorry if I ever say something that comes out wrong.

— English is not my first language. There will be mistakes in my writing. Kindly teach me if so. ദ്ദി(ᵔᗜᵔ)

— I might overshare/vent sometimes, feel free to ignore it.

About asks:

— Asks are always open! I love receiving them, so please feel free to send ideas, thirsts or just an ask telling me about your day!!

— For dark content asks or thirsts pls go to my side blog: @sillyd0ve !! Everything dark content related will be posted there.

— No trauma dump, too personal questions about me or spam in my asks (unless you're one of my mooties).

— I might not answer some asks for different reasons, please, do not take it personal <3

About Requests:

— Requests might take some time to be finished, please be patient <3

— The more specific you are with what you want, the better!

— I can write sfw and nsfw for headcannons, oneshots, and drabbles.

— Characters I write for: dazai, sigma, fyodor, nikolai.

[ things are always subject to change! thank u for reading <3 ]

[sinnercore]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀── ⠀⠀RULES !

ⓘ DO NOT INTERACT / BEFORE YOU FOLLOW ! ⠀⠀

• do not interact if you’re homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist, fatphobic etc. this blog has no tolerance and no room for hate against anyone.

• if you are a minor, you are not welcome on this blog. minors do not even interact with this blog, this is a place for ADULTS to be comfortable, and only a place for adults. all minors / ageless / blank blogs WILL be blocked.

• don’t bother interacting if you’re someone that causes drama whether fandom drama or writer drama. like stated, this is a hate free place and is meant to be a comfortable place. do not being your drama to my asks or you’ll be permanently blocked.

• don’t interact if your blog has anything to do with lolicon, zoophilia, fetishisation of race, religion, sexuality, has anything to do with proana / ed’s, or anything with a similar nature.

• if you have any questions or concerns, feel free to DM me. however, if you take issue with my writings and what I choose to write for, do NOT interact! this is a dark content blog and posts such content. the contents on this blog may make some people uncomfortable, so ALWAYS read the tags at the beginning of my posts. CURATE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCE! if you choose to read something triggering, that’s on you, not me.

• JUST BECAUSE I WRITE ABOUT CERTAIN TOPICS, DOES NOT MEAN I CONDONE THEM IN REAL LIFE! please learn to separate fiction from reality.

ⓘ BASIC INFORMATION !

• the majority of my fics will be written with female readers in mind, however I will occasionally write gender neutral / male reader fics, too.

• most of my fics will also be submissive reader, but that will occasionally change!

• if you send in requests, please be specific. this means, the topic / scenario, the character/s (max of 5 per request), and what you actually want. I will refuse to answer asks like “smut with ___” give me some deets.

• respect that I am a slow writer, I lose motivation a lot and my disability often stops me from being able to concentrate enough for lengthy posts. I will write, and post, when I can.

• my asks are always open for talking, and especially sending thirsts / horny thoughts — I love talking about stuff like that and I enjoy being able to talk to you guys <;33

• please do not duplicate asks — meaning do not send me the same request you’ve already sent to another person. it’s just disrespectful and if I find out you’ve done it, the request will be deleted and you’ll be blocked.

ⓘ WHAT I WILL WRITE FOR !

• aphrodisiacs, anal, age gaps, breeding, breath play, bondage, cumflation, cum eating, cuckolding, corruption kinks, dubcon, dacryphilia, daddy / mommy kink, drugging (sometimes), degradation, femdom, fisting, fear play, gun play, knife play, kidnapping, lactation, monsterfucking, noncon, pegging, power dynamics, praising, roleplay, stepcest, spitting, somnophilia, tentacle fucking, water sports and more.

ⓘ WHAT I WILL NOT WRITE FOR !

• age play, anything involving animals, child abuse, eating disorders, extreme gore, foot fetishes, gender dysphoria, heavy drug use / addiction (heroin, meth etc), high school student × high school teacher (college is fine), pet play, suicide, stds, self-harm, scat, snuff, vomit, vore, and probably more.

ⓘ FANDOMS + CHARACTERS !

attack on titan — [ annie leonhart, armin arlert, connie springer, eren jaeger, erwin smith, hange zoë, historia reiss, jean kirschtein, levi ackerman, mikasa ackerman, pieck finger, porco galliard, reiner braun, sasha braus, zeke jaeger ]

bleach — [ byakuya kuchiki, gin ichimaru, grimmjow jaegerjaquez, ichigo kurosaki, kisuke urahara, mayuri kurotsuchi, orihime inoue, rangiku matsumoto, renji abarai, rukia kuchiki, shunsui kyōraku, soi-fon, sōsuke aizen, tōshirō hitsugaya, ulquiorra cifer, yasutora sado (chad), yoruichi shihōin, zaraki kenpachi, + and more ]

dc universe — [ dick grayson / nightwing, jason todd / red hood ] *more to come soon*

dead by daylight — [ the artist, the doctor, ghostface, the huntress, the knight, the legion (frank + joey), michael myers, nemesis, the nurse, the oni, the pig, pinhead, the plague, pyramid head, the skull merchant, the spirit, the trapper, the trickster, albert wesker, the wraith, + all survivors ]

devil may cry — [ dante sparda, nero sparda, v, vergil sparda + dmc reboot dante, kat, and vergil]

genshin impact — [ albedo, alhaitham, arataki itto, beidou, cyno, dainsleif, diluc, dottore, kaedehara kazuha, kaeya, kamisato ayato, kujou sara, ningguang, raiden shogun, shenhe, shikanoin heizou, tartaglia, thoma, venti, wanderer, xiao, yae miko, zhongli + more ]

honkai : star rail — [ blade, caelus, dan heng, jing yuan, gepard, himeko, kafka, luocha, nanook, natasha, sampo, serval, welt, + more ]

jujutsu kaisen — [ choso, kento nanami, mahito, maki zen’in, megumi fushiguro, naoya zen’in, ryomen sukuna, satoru gojo, suguru geto, toji fushiguro, yuji itadori + more ]

resident evil — [ albert wesker, ada wong, chris redfield, claire redfield, jack krauser, jake muller, jill valentine, luis serra, piers nivans ]

[monstercampus]

Rules + Warnings

Rules

I've got a lot of stories on my agenda since I have a lot of them pre-planned out, but you're free and encouraged to suggest ideas for stories or new monsters you'd like to see! I'm always open to suggestions and my inbox will always be open either for requests or just chatting--either way, everything will be tagged for you to filter through what you want to see and not see with these tags:

[ ellie writes ] - for only monster stories.

[ monsterfucking ] - monster stories with smut.

[ ellie chats ] - for chatting/discussing requests/thirsting. come say hi! <3

Listed below are the subjects I will not write for! I'll add to either of these lists if something comes up that I haven't thought of.

- Scat/Emetoph1l1a (Other forms of watersports are ok!)

- Underage or anything involving grooming/ped0 elements

- Vore

- "True" necroph1l1a (ie. Zombie is technically dead but is reanimated/sentient/consenting, same for phantoms, ghosts, revenants)

Warnings/TWS

This blog will contain the following subjects in various quantities and spectrums, however each post will be appropriately tagged for safety of mind of the reader!

- Monster/Sentient beast romances + intercourse

-> Includes zombie and spirit/ghost intimacy

- Body horror

- Horror/psychological horror elements

- Pregnancy/Breeding

- Oviposition/Egg-related themes

- Occasional CNC/DC/NC elements

- Stalking

- Hypnotism/Brainwashing

- Micro/Macro size differences

- Hierophilia

- Watersports (piss, spit, squirt, cum, slime, various monster fluids)

- BDSM

- Yandere themes

- Both male and female POVs

- Various kinks (tagged by post)

[thenixkat]

So decided to track down Caitiff's other story, Action Comics 1938 Issue 577

security cameras, the bane of centuries-old vampires

he's got very different proportions here

local vampire has been feeding on folks in critical condition in the hospital. And moves very fast. Like,

if he's moving fast enough that human eyes can't see him how the fuck were Booster and Ted able to fight the fucker and give him problems?

draining the energy and not blood?

acute anemia suggests blood not energy…

and he can transform into mist!

how the fuck were Ted and Booster giving him problems

So, JLI took a character from another comic, nerfed the shit out of him, gave him a tragic backstory, and then made Ted and Booster act as unheroically as possible in the contest of the story. Just, wow. JLI is a shit comic

also

caitiff might not actually be the vampire's name, he might be describing himself as a caitiff (likely the wretched or unfortunate man definition)

…how did Caitiff track dirt through the vents for Clark to know there was an intruder if Caitiff travels through the vents as mist?

Caitiff ate 17 people in Metropolis

Caitiff can also fucking fly

again JLI nerfed the fuck out of this vampire

Caitiff can't be seen on film. Caitiff is not aware of this

Superman vored a vampire!

Clark inhaled the vampire in his mist form.

the story keeps going back and forth on what the vampire is consuming from his victims. It flipped back to Caitiff as an energy vampire

also Clark vored the vampire, the vampire vores him back to escape from Clark's insides

Superman was too big of a meal for the vampire to handle and Caitiff vomits up Superman's energy

Superman, you ate him! You can't be mad about him accidentally hurting yer feelings on his way out

Caitiff can track the dying and feeds off them as easy prey

oh hey, that's neat, Superman sympathizes with Caitiff as a fellow endling and acknowledges that as a predator of humans, man gotta eat. And Clark says that if he were in Caitiff's situation as a predator and the last of his kind he'd do the same hunt and survive too

I'm pleasantly surprised by that

while Superman was distracted by his thoughts Caitiff dipped all the way to Gotham

i will assume that these aren't the make-more-by-biting kinds of vampires, tho those do exist in the DC universe as well

Clark really said if he were a predator of humans, he'd eat people cause he plans to live

[saturnsorbits]

As it's quickly approaching one year on this little blog, I thought I'd throw together a little event to celebrate...

It's been so much fun getting to know everyone in this community and I’ve met some of the most amazing people! I really can't tell any of you how thankful I am to be here and to be able to share in all of this writing, thirsting and more <3

Here's to One Year Down... Many More to Go: Masterlist Here.

The Event:

In keeping with the theme, I've decided to make this event about anniversaries, so:

Drop an ask including: 1. The character of your choice, 2. How long you have been together, 3. The place you're spending your anniversary, 4. If you want the tone of the scene to be: Angst, fluff and/or smut.

And, I'll write a little drabble about you and your faves anniversary!

A/N: I'm feeling a little (A lot) off with my writing right now, so please don't expect anything incredible. This is just supposed to be a little bit of fun...

Info:

⦿ This event is open to MHA, HQ, JJK and AoT, ⦿ No more than two characters per ask, ⦿ All characters are 18+; no exceptions, ⦿ Each drabble will be around 500 - 1k words+, ⦿ I will happily write almost anything - including DC content, but I will not write: Scat, Vore, Incest or Hybrids.

-> I'll be tagging this event 'SaturnsOneYearDown...', if you want to block or follow along with the event.

Status: Closed.

[trashytummies]

Idk kinda wanna write something vorish with Jason being mad dramatic back when he fought Tim in the titans tower

Like Timmy ends up shrinking to mere inches tall, he’s a size shifter and tends to shrink depending on his moods/emotional state, Jason blinks down at the newly 3-inch person that he tried to kill like what the hell.

[ryndicate]

꘏ General ꘏

About

This blog (mainly) creates and also interacts with dark content. I place warnings for all my content, so proceed at your own risk.

we are very very multifandom here. i hyperfixate a lot, and my adhd is sitting proudly at the wheel. whatever character my brain chooses for the day is usually how it goes. characters I write for are linked in my masterlist even if I haven't put anything out for them yet. I add as I go

I’ll be real and say that I frequently dip away from tumblr for a couple days rather often; I have a low social battery that drains even when I’m shitposting to no one in particular. But I love to chat so don’t hesitate to send an ask, I’ll get back to them next time I’m online :)

DNI’s 

My content is not suited nor intended for minors. 18 and up please and thank you. If you don’t have an age marked somewhere visible I will block. “18+” “adult” “legal” etc are not acceptable and will result in a block.

Blank blogs annoy the piss out of me but I'm too lazy to block them all so just have an age listed okay.

do not interact with my content (reblogs especially) if your own blog rules are not 18+. If i see 17+ or similiar, that makes me uncomfortable.

no dc anti’s (if you know how to scroll past, this doesn't include you) hate will be ignored. if you don’t like my content, the stuff i reblog, or the things i say, just block me or unfollow. 

if you ask for part 2s. it’s a rude thing to do in general. 

Rules and Asks

I typically answer all my asks, I don't ignore people so if I'm taking awhile to respond it's either because i havent seen it or I'm thinking on a response. However, if I think an ask is worded in a way that would make others or myself uncomfortable, check my return to sender tag. I'll probably have made a post with a response without directly posting the ask itself.

I do need a listed age to feel comfortable responding! Please no trauma dumping. And I'm awful at writing comfort so pls no "what would Chara do" h/c situation asks 🥲 I'm bad at them. Awful. The result of my attempt would somehow make your day worse. For your own mental health just pls do not lol.

I'm down with being called bb/babes,girl by just about anyone. But bitch/bestie/love are reserved for mutuals and discord friends, those are very important terms of endearment for me and it feels off getting them from people I don't know.

If you send me compliments about my writing we’re valentines. this isn’t even my own rule, this is cosmic law. 

Writing Info

I write every day, but I write and post at my own pace, the pace my irl life allows. If something is listed in my wips, I’m working on it so please don’t demand content from me.

The stuff I write is usually explicit, and even when it’s not has mature, dark, or unsettling natures to it. Not every fic will include these topics but beware they may contain incest, a/b/o, monsterfucking, horror, yandere etc. Here’s a little link to give you an idea on more, listing them can get tedious so i keep it separate and update it as I go.

I don’t do requests (commissions aside) but if you want to tell me your thoughts on a character, or maybe put them in a messy little situation, it might spark something in my mind and a little something might come of it, you never know ;3

what do i not write... hm. scat. vore. the Obvious. Other than that this is a really tough Q bc my mood switches up a lot. Sometimes I go on a single trope spree, other days I will write criminal level fluff in one hour and shiver inducing dark alley shit in the next. I have so much range, please expect me to use it.

[benjaminthewolf]

Down The Escape Hatch (Vore Story)

Me: *Shakes head and sighs as I enter the confessional, getting down on my knees and praying* “Forgive me father, for I have sinned.”

Priest: “Oh, surely it can’t be that bad! What is it?”

Me: “I-I-um...got obsessed with a new franchise and wrote a self-indulgent vore fanfiction for it.”

Priest: “Well I mean that doesn’t sound too bad, but what franchise was it?”

Me: “That’s just it, father.”

Priest: “...what?”

Me: “The franchise, it was...it was...it.............was.............” *whispering* “It was Beavis and Butt-Head.”

*There is a sudden sound of a glock being loaded as the pounding of heavy footsteps exiting the confessional draw near.*

“...some sins cannot be forgiven...uhuhuhuh.”

“WAIT NO, BUTT-HEAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO NO NO NO NO YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO THIS! PUT THAT GUN DOWN! BUTT-HEAD! PLEASE!”

“SHUT UP, BEAVIS!”

“OW!”

“Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.....”

*BANG*

****

     As was the usual on any normal day of his, Butt-Head was lounging absentmindedly on the couch, with absolutely zero complex thoughts bouncing around in his hollow, dust-slathered skull. Loosely held in his right hand was the remote for the TV, something which the habitually static brained teenager was barely even paying any attention to anyway, as he had, naturally, begun to doze off not too long ago. The local weather forecast endlessly blared its ambient haze of boring data and numbers (which may or may not have contributed a share to the situation), as Butt-Head’s semi-conscious form continued to breathe in and out, eyes closed with a thin trickle of drool swaying precariously from his mouth; all as per usual for the apathetic teenage boy.

     The only thing that wasn’t usual for him, and that you have almost definitely picked up on by now, was the fact that, currently, his lifetime best friend Beavis was not by his side. Butt-Head knew where he was though, despite the fact he currently had no way of gaining conscious access to it, the mystery place in question being that of Highland High, where the two of them would (occasionally) go to school.

     That particular day after the final bell had rung, the two boys had temporarily split ways, as Beavis had decided that he wished to use his newfound borrower form to chew through some of the wiring in the school’s electrical system. Maybe, just maybe, the resulting loss in power would leave them exempt from doing any work for a while without the risk of penalties, or pissing off Coach Buzzcut. The two hadn’t seen each other since. Butt-Head naturally assumed that Beavis would come back eventually, but unfortunately for the both of them, despite having been on a mission to specifically avoid such an outcome, poor little Beavis had still somehow managed to incur the borderline psychotic gym teacher’s wrath.

     “BUTT-HEAD!”

     As Butt-Head’s body was instantaneously rammed into a paralyzing state of sheer shock, the iconic, downright unmistakable voice of Beavis, who was still in his borrower form at this point, frantically and painstakingly squeezed his tiny form underneath the house’s front door before hectically stumbling onto his feet, and sprinting over towards the couch which occupied Butt-Head’s still stiff and stagnant form, whilst positively gasping and gagging for air.

   Butt-Head’s brain had just barely managed to finish the process of contemplating what had just happened, as well as awaking itself to a somewhat functional capacity (as much as that concept is even coherent to the specific case of Butt-Head) before Beavis had made use of his non-retractable borrower claws to scramble all the way up his leg, past his classic AC/DC shirt, and screech to a halt square onto the top of  his shoulder.

     “BUTT-HEAD! BUTT-HEAD! YOU GOTTA HIDE ME! YOU GOTTA HIDE ME RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW!”

     The downright terrified, hysteric teenager shrieked directly into his currently much larger lifetime best friend’s ear.

“BUZZCUT CAUGHT ME CHEWING THROUGH THE WIRES AND CHASED ME ALL THE WAY OUT OF THE SCHOOL AND DOWN THE STREET AND NOW HE’S APPROACHING THE HOUSE AND IF I’M NOT HIDDEN SOON, HE’S GOING TO LITERALLY KILL ME!”

     Prior to this moment, all Butt–Head had been doing, was sitting on the couch. To such a sudden and grave situation as this, however, the poor teen just could not respond, at all. And as a result, all that came out, was, quite simply:

     “Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………”

     Butt-Head wouldn’t even be given a chance to attempt to respond properly, though, before the already exceptionally serious situation, (which may in fact, have been the one single moment in all his years of being alive, where his beloved Beavis’ life was in legitimate danger), would prove to become even worse.

“YOU CAN’T HIDE BEHIND THAT DOOR FOREVER, BEAVIS! I WILL GET INSIDE OF THERE, AND WHEN I DO,  YOU’RE GOING TO WISH THAT YOUR CRACKHEAD FATHER HAD NEVER EVEN COME TO HIGHLAND TO “SCORE” WITH THAT SLUT MOM OF YOURS!”

     A positively frothing Coach Buzzcut barbarically bellowed and raged while literally throwing his body against the door. 

     Forget any chance that both Beavis and Butt-Head had to resolve the situation in a logical manner (again, as much as that notion even makes sense in the context of these two), prior to this, as now, the both of them were merely acting on instincts. And Beavis’ instincts told him that he needed to get the fuck out of sight before Buzzcut managed to break down the door. As such, with literally no other options available to him, Beavis’ miniscule, frail Borrower body sporadically convulsed in terror as he desperatly leaped into the one single place where he would have any chance at escaping Buzzcut’s powerful, bloodthirsty hands: Butt-Head’s maw.

     Beavis didn’t mind the saliva. Beavis didn’t mind the dental plaque. Beavis didn’t even mind the scraping, metallic touch of Butt-Head’s iconic braces against his legs and feet. No. All he cared about was that he was someplace safe. Safe, snug, soft, and as would prove quite comforting to the panicked, riled up borrower, warm.

      Butt-Head on the outside was barely even able to sense Beavis within due to his own mental numbness, but his own instincts were still up and running just as normal, as that aspect of the brain’s functionality does not require conscious thought in order to work. As such, Butt-Head’s instincts were able to recognize what Beavis was trying to do. Though he could barely see it, the absent-minded teen still knew that Beavis’ borrower tail, (which possessed golden-tan fur similar to that of a Gerbil’s) was precariously dangling out of his mouth, where Buzzcut could easily see. As such, Butt-Head proceeded to slurp up the tail like a noodle, before fully closing his maw so that only his upper teeth and gums were visible to the outside observer (as they always tended to be).

     Beavis on the inside was still shaking violently, and had at this point curled up into a fetal position on top of Butt-Head’s tongue. He attempted to raise up his head a little bit, only to find himself bonking his head upon the hard, rough ridges at the top of Butt-Head’s maw, thus causing him to immediately let out a rather loud: “OW!”

     “Uhuhuhuh-Shut up, Beavis! You’re gonna give yourself away!” Butt-Head at last managed to say due to a combination of his brain having recovered to a point where he could once again form coherent sentences, and the fact he had forced Beavis to slide off his tongue so he may use the wettened muscle to speak without the cooped-up borrower getting in the way. This, of course, would only lead to the smaller teen to hit his back upon the flesh-covered yet still considerably solid form of Butt-Head’s lower mandible, barely avoiding getting his tail crushed between the larger teen’s molars as he closed his maw once more.

     Crawling back up onto the slick, wet surface of Butt-Head’s tongue, barely managing to not slip off and land back onto the mandible whilst doing so, Beavis’ own brain, now that it had managed to get somewhere at least somewhat safe, was at last beginning to put two and two together. This place was cramped, easily opened, and overall, had a pretty high chance of leading to him getting caught in the end. Beavis would have started to “logically” consider any alternative option, before, of course, things took a turn for the worse, yet again.

     As the door instantly burst down upon Coach Buzzcut giving it an FBI-style drop-kick, Beavis’ brain once again kicked into overdrive, leaving him, once again, only able to rely on his instincts. Having only just realized that he had practically backed himself into a corner by climbing into his lifetime best friend’s maw, and left with absolutely zero other places to go, Beavis scrambled forwards on his hands and knees using what little space he had within the confines of Butt-Head’s closed maw, before at last making it all the way to the back. He did have a slight moment of hesitation, but once Coach Buzzcut let out a guttural screech of rage upon at last having managed to enter the house, the instincts made the final decision for the tiny borrower. And the decision in question? Escape down the throat, lest literally get murdered by Buzzcut.

     As such, though Buzzcut would have most likely just chalked it up to a gulp of fear if he had managed to see it, Beavis on the inside practically plunged his head deep into Butt-Head’s gullet, before reaching backwards to grasp hold of his uvula. One swift tug, and Beavis was gone.

     Butt-Head on the outside was actually kind of shocked that Beavis would, indeed, choose to go that far, but he wasn’t exactly going to comment on it due to, one, still needing to hide Beavis, not give his location away, and two, he couldn’t really do so anyway, as, currently, he was……..well…….kinda being held up in a vice grip that only tightened further around his neck when he squirmed as a positively raving Coach Buzzcut inhaled and exhaled with a considerable amount of heaviness, and stared Butt-Head directly down his pupils while the enraged gym teacher’s own bloodshot gaze was narrowed, his teeth gritting down and grinding against each other, all in preparation for questioning.

     Beavis, whilst being squeezed down Butt-Head’s esophagus by his powerful, rhythmic throat muscles, could somewhat feel Buzzcut’s grasp as well, the rough, callused fingers pressing down hard on the slight bulge Beavis was making in Butt-Head’s throat. Beavis literally convused from terror, knowing that if he wasn’t seperated from Buzzcut’s murderous hands by Butt-Head’s own skin and muscle layers, he most likely would already be dead. Trying to do his best to just focus on the pink, squishy walls squeezing in around him, Beavis began shaking violently as poor Butt-Head on the outside was forced to bear witness to an oncoming verbal onslaught of interrogation at the hands of Coach Buzzcut. Closing his eyes and tightening up his body, Buzzcut let out what could only be described as a low growl into the poor teen’s ear before the oral assault began.

“I’M NOT STUPID, BUTT-HEAD! I KNOW THAT BEAVIS HAS TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE, AND IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO TELL ME WHERE HE IS, THEN I’LL MAKE YOU TELL ME WHERE HE IS, YOU GOT THAT?”

     For an obvious variety of reasons, not the least of which being that all that yelling on the part of Buzzcut had just plain and simply caused the poor teen’s brain to shut back down again, Butt-Head couldn’t exactly respond in proper. Rather, all that came out instead was but simply yet another empty-headed reply of:

     “Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……………”

“I DON’T WANNA HEAR NONE OF THAT BULLSHIT FROM YOU, BUTT-HEAD! TELL ME WHERE BEAVIS IS!”

“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……………………….”

     “Oh you useless, idiotic bastard! WHY DID I EVEN BOTHER ASKING YOU ANYTHING?”

     Literally tossing Butt-Head to the floor, Coach Buzzcut proceeded to bend down in front of the iconic pink couch which both troublemaking teens would nonchalantly laze upon almost every single day of their lives, before completely lifting the thing off the ground in one second flat without the slightest, without but a miniscule sliver, of problems.

     Setting it back down upon realizing Beavis wasn’t there, Coach Buzzcut let out a frothing scowl as he took a couple of steps away from the couch and towards the TV, (that which had never actually been turned off when the whole situation began, and was still casually blasting its media), hauling up both it and the wooden stand it lay upon, before setting that, too, back down on the ground.

“GOD DAMMIT! HE’S GOTTA BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE! WHERE THE HELL IS HE?”

      Completely unbeknownst to Buzzcut, Beavis, despite not being out of the woods quite yet, just couldn’t help but whisper to himself under his breath: “Heh. I’m right here, ya dumbass.” as he continued to make his way down the rhythmically squelching tunnel that was Butt-Head’s throat. He was just about ready to enter his final destination, and at this point, both Butt-Head’s shaky, staggered breathing, as well as his intense, thumping heart rate were clearly audible to the blonde haired borrower as the lower esophageal sphincter at last became visible to him.

      Though Beavis’ brain just could not help but recognize just how similar the thing looked to a bunghole, he still knew he had to suppress his laughter, lest risk sabotaging his safety, as Coach Buzzcut was indeed still in the house.

     Still, though he couldn’t get the hilarity of imagining himself getting squeezed out of a different sphincter into a different pool of water out of his head, Beavis still somehow managed to stick a half-decent landing, having pretty much done a whole summersault in the air, before finally splashing down into the harmless, sloshing pool of liquids within Butt-Head’s stomach, and violently shaking his naturally soaking wet body off as much as he could as such.

     Meanwhile, on the outside, Coach Buzzcut had just about finished picking up and tearing apart every single inch and object inside of the problematic teens’ house, and upon making the discovery that Beavis was, in fact, under, on, or inside absolutely zero of them, practically began overboiling with rage. While shaking furiously and bunching up both of his fists.

“GOD DAMMIT I MUST HAVE TAKEN HIS BAIT! HE RAN ALL THIS WAY JUST TO THROW ME OFF AND JUKE ME! OH HE’S PROBABLY A MILE AWAY FROM HERE BY NOW, FUCKING SHIT!”

     While Coach Buzzcut aggressively slammed the door to their house behind them but a few seconds after screeching out his final roar of rage, (that which actually caused a few shockwaves to reverberate their way through and across the walls and floors of the place), neither Beavis nor Butt-Head dared say a word for quite some time before the much larger teen at last managed to pick himself off the floor, sit his ass back down on the couch, and open up his mouth for the first time since having “responded” to Buzzcut in order to make sure his dear Beavis was okay.

     “So, uhhhh…you comfortable in there?” he semi-hesitantly managed to ask.

     Beavis on the inside had curled back up into a fetal position at this point whilst leaning slightly into the cushiony, churning walls. He had started shaking again now that he finally knew Buzzcut was gone, and was all and all greatly depending on the pillowy warmth of the surrounding tightened chamber belonging to his lifetime best friend in order to help calm him down.

     “I uh-uh yeah! Yeah yeah! It's really nice in here! All warm ‘n stuff…” he eventually managed to stutter out to his much larger buddy on the outside whilst simultaneously giving him a couple of shaky internal pats.

     “Uh, well okay Beavis, so like Buzzcut’s gone now, so do you want me to like-”

     “What? N-n-no way, Butt-Head! I just got here! I just- I wanna stay down here for a while, okay?”

     Though Butt-Head wasn’t exactly sure why Beavis was so adamant about staying put in his stomach, so long as it wasn’t hurting the little borrower and he was comfortable, the larger teen had pretty much no reason to object.

     “Uhuhuhuhuhuh-okay.” he eventually relayed to his buddy inside his guts, before placing a hand on top of the tummy as such, just as one more layer of protection.

     Back on the inside, Beavis was only now beginning to understand the true nature of the current situation at hand as it at last settled within him exactly where he was.

     “Heheh-woah!” he immediately let out upon allowing his eyes to scan over the confines of the churning, gurgling chamber. He was indeed tucked safely away inside of the slick, soft stomach walls of his lifetime best friend’s stomach, lying comfortably in the harmless liquid pool sloshing around as such, and leaning up against the slimy, shifting form of the walls in order to calm himself down.

     Despite the fact his body was still shaking from almost having been up and murdered by Coach Buzzcut, Beavis did had to admit, this was indeed, really cool.

     At last letting out a bout of his iconic scruffy laughter as such, Beavis proceeded to give Butt-Head on the outside a few internal rubs in order to show his thanks while his larger friend on the outside reciprocated the laughter with his own.

     Thus, the resulting scene the two troublemaking teens found themself in wasn’t actually very different from how they normally spent their afternoons. Butt-Head was sitting down comfortably upon the couch, staring blankly at the TV, whilst laughing uncontrollably along with his beloved blonde haired buddy. The only difference was, said blonde haired buddy wasn’t situated at his side and at his normal size as he normally was. Instead, the currently miniaturized teen had found himself tucked away inside the warm, gurgling confines of his lifelong buddy’s stomach, safe at last from all the outside world, but in particular, Coach Buzzcut.

     Merely closing his eyes and allowing for his subconscious mind to take over the process of recovering from all the horrors of the day, Beavis’ iconic chuckling only persisted as his being began to drift off, both the rumbling and growling of the ever-churning walls of the stomach as well as the blaring babble being broadcasted upon the TV continuing to ring in his ears as he did so.

     The very last thing Beavis was able to process before his laughter died down and he began to enter deep sleep was the sheer fact that despite Buzzcut being so adamant in his conclusion that Beavis wasn’t in the house, in reality, the uncontrollably bezerk, demented gym teacher had only been but a few skin and muscle layers away from ending the poor little borrower for good, and to Beavis, that was all he needed, the singular thought he required, in order to comfortably claim the last laugh.

[brick-a-doodle-do]

That's actually hilarious bc that prompt made me most nervous to say out of the two, but it sounded like an awesome mix of meeting for the first time and first noms

Those are my favs but only made better when the tiny gets scared by it and thinks it's not safe but it is...fearplay is nice, even better with the giant being very unaware, but spooks me to admit to for a prompt or just about anything sometimes

-3D

hello whoever-the-fuck-you-are

i'm not pinning a name on you ever again

however i'm still responding cause WORDS have been SPOKEN to meee!!

nahh don't feel nervous abt that! i literally like vore, the consumption of another person, a person curling up in another persons gut. i can take it!!!! and it's not weird at all cause it's a cute thought and there's a huge opportunity for angst >:Dc

yesss miscommunication and misinterpretation >>>

[festive]

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[cuuno-moved]

i’m the one with the thing about forks and servers earlier, except more tired and not limited by character limit so heck yeah (still not gonna swear bc apparently sometimes asks don’t go through if there’s profanity which is bs in my opinion).

i’m also from va, but i don’t like the fact that calling it virgin seems to imply that virginity is bad. instead we should call it vore-ginia bc i can get behind kink shaming and tbh the state deserves it.

earlier today i saw va and thought “veterans affairs” instead of my literal home state and my math partner ducking laughed at me. look i’m just too close to the presence of dc, the horrid and wretched place except that one bakery called “a baked joint” bc they make good food and i didn’t get the name until i was in high school.

none of the parts of “tourist” or “government” dc deserves rights, especially not the landmarks. the french fry memorial (air force) gets a pass only bc i had to google to double check that i got the right official name and also bc i think it’s not in the city and is actually in alexandria with all the vore.

also, while it’s not dc, it is nearby and therefore i am required to inform you that there is a building known as the “toilet bowl building” that is a local landmark near-ish me. it was named the ugliest building in the state and tbh it deserves it. every year they light up the inside of the “rim” with leds and it looks…. special. i adore it, obviously. (if you google “toilet bowl building” it’s the first result. that’s a few towns over from me).

anyways virginia is very very low on ccs and part of me hypothesizes it’s bc all the cool people are up north and everyone up north has no time to do cc things bc it’s a fun, competitive environment with many many many after school activities to fill your time. that might just be salt tho.

so back to the topic at hand, i really really think that not all the server warehouses can be that well protected. surely there’s one i could just go into with a piece of silverware? what would they charge me with even. (fbi this is a slash jay. i jest bc i am a fool. pls. i can dance for you and wear a silly hat)

feel free to answer this or ignore it, or just screenshot various bits i’m rambling bc i’m tired and have no sense of relevancey. also this was like 90% a guess based off what i know of va population and also the one story i’ve heard of someone seeing purpled irl, which was in the next county over. if this is the wrong part of va (or too county specific or something) haha how’s it feel to be lame sucker. also do you have any stories (of your own or heard) of people accidentally driving into cia hq? bc i have a fair few (all not my own tho).

goodnight or good morning or just good. peace.

ok this is too long to adress all of it but: yeah, rural viagra fucking sucks.

i call it virgin land because that's where the name came from and i don't like v*re

i live a little ways away from dc, but not far enough.

there's nothing remarkable out here, just horses and mountains.

also my dad has accidentally wandered into government property many many times.

[josnhoes]

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Panda is the moniker I go by. I am a demi-girl using the she/her/they/them/we pronouns. Over 21yrs of age. My main blog is @sevaunt. I am disabled and chronically ill so please be patient with me on how much or how fast I write. I'm open to dms and asks to talk any time.