#dazai's harem
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mackerel22 · 1 year ago
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Mori: So are any of you NOT in love with Dazai?
Kunikida:
Ranpo:
Fyodor:
Sigma:
Odasaku, rising from the dead:
Chuuya: *raises hand*
Mori: PUT YOUR FUCKIN HAND DOWN CHUUYA!
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sigskk · 2 months ago
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is there a kunichuusigzai fandom out there
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caelanglang · 9 months ago
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"If you wish, I will follow you into the depths of hell."
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sneak peak for a long running personal project with @xlillyle !!
yes, it's a royai fmab au featuring beast skk... or what I like to call: fmaBeast au xD!!
Lilly posted a couple of wips for it if anyone wants to read :3!! I assure you the writing is amazing and we've added quite a bit on top of the canon fma events ;3
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rredbirdii · 4 months ago
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boys animation meme - dazai harem edition
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ordinarybry · 10 months ago
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Repose
Your harem is made up of 3 men who think you are a goddess and who worship you as one. One of them comes to you to confess something.
Tw; underlying yandere tendencies, reverse harem, Fyodor Nikolai and Sigma are concubines, Female reader, no body or skin color descriptors, reader briefly mentioned to have hair, Nikolai is horny 24/7, all 3 have their abilities in separate AU, all 3 have done questionable things, murder, violence (brief), religious mentions, sexual themes, reader described as (Lady, Grace, Queen, goddess, light, love, dove, angel), bed described as a nest (non abo).
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Hidden behind long wisps of curtain in a royal chamber three bodies lay entangled within the others limbs. Silken sheets weaved through and between warm skin and stray pillows around the large cushioned mattress. 
White and lavender cropped hair scattered along the torso his head laid on, ear resting upon his Lady’s navel as his lower body covered in a pair of soft briefs lay lax within the loose sheets along the curve of his lady’s calves and feet. A second body lay partially upon the woman’s upper body, his head curled downward as his lips kissed upon her roots. Soft waves of snow shortly curled around his features, the scar on his left eye distracted the dark haired man watching from the single section of long hair previously freed from its braid curling somewhere around the man’s back. 
Fyodor supposed the entire bed was a piece of art at this point, but the centerpiece was the beauty that laid bare between two of her concubines. A thin dew laid on her skin that reflected and shimmered in the golden light peeking through the stained glass directly behind the headboard of their nest. 
The sight reminded the man of what he and his fellow harem members had to do to get here, to step through the chambers of a goddess and be permitted to stay through the night; though, memories of their sins came and passed quickly. ‘A worthy price to experience this art, only a Goddess could be so perfect.’ 
Like a bend of flowing water, his lady had washed the blood staining their palms away. Their sins reposed in her wake, for sullied hands are unworthy of her skin. His body had moved to the side of her nest, fingers caressing her hair. “It is time to wake my love .” his whisper had been heard as her lashes fluttered, sleep slowly left her being.
Although Fyodor wished to continue watching her wake, he had come to confess.
Softly kneeling before her, Fyodor lowered his head. Eyes closed, he whispered solemnly “I wish to confess my sin, if you will hear me.” 
She turned her body slightly, rising on an elbow. This was not the first time Fyodor had kneeled before her with the intention of confessing a crime, and although she had continuously told him he need not be so formal, she knew the man needed this.
He needed her to listen, needed her to judge him, or he would not rest. 
Reaching for his cheek, she gave him her full attention despite the man behind her resting his arm under her breasts and nuzzling his nose into her neck. 
“I will hear you.”
“Your grace, I have sullied myself once again. After you retired to your chambers, I heard a conversation outside of the war hall. The king’s hand was speaking lies. He spoke deceitfully of you to the king.”
“What lies did he speak, Fyodor?”
“He said that you being named the heir to the crown was folly, that you are unfit to rule without a husband and that the king should marry you to the eldest prince of Kou to unite our armies and continue his strong line. He said that you must bear a child of royal blood or your worth would simply be wasted.”
“..and what did the king say?”
“The king denied you would need a husband to guide your people to prosperity and spoke of how much the people adore you. "The people’s heir” he said. He said he would not be insulted by his own hand undermining his decision to name you Queen and that he would hear nothing more. Then, his hand said that he had already sent a raven to the Kou and that the prince would be arriving within a fortnight to claim your hand.”
“I see. I don’t mean to rush this along but, Fyodor, to what sin are you confessing?”
“Murder.”
“Who has been murdered?”
“The hand of the king.”  
This confession caused Sigma, who had been only lucidly listening to the conversation, to turn onto his stomach and set his wide eyes upon the side of Fyodor’s face. As Sigma shifted closer to hear Fyodor better, Nikolai’s cat-like grin came to light as he too removed his focus from his angel to his friend. Nikolai, shameless and eccentric, had long since stopped bothering his lady with hearing his sins. He merely giggled, this confession is much more interesting than past confessions.
“Fyodor, do you mean to tell me that you murdered the hand of the king for speaking ill of me and sending an invitation for a suitor?”
“That, your grace, and, I have always hated him for never seeing you as you are and only being interested in you bearing children, as if he thinks of you as a breeding sow. I waited until the king left the room and used my ability to punish him for his crimes. Then I threw his body out the window.”
She thought for a moment. Of course, nobody would know it was Fyodor who killed her father’s advisor, she had Sigma purge any information about Nikolai and Fyodor’s abilities long ago in fear of being accused of using them to quicken her ascension. Although, one could say they are putting her coronation as Queen on the fast track, but if she were being honest- there was only one time she had asked for the punishment of another. Her Nikolai was quick to take the job and from how terrified Sigma seemed when returning to her after supervising Nikolai’s work, she could tell that Nikolai did his work well. That was the only time she had asked her harem to intervene with someone, all other times, even those she did not know of, had nothing to do with her and her wishes.
Oh the trouble these men have caused her in the past. Despite this, she had never regretted taking them in as her concubines. The passion they held for her, an eternal flame of devotion, had been what captured her interest. To put it simply, she did not plan to marry. She would rule as Queen with her harem at her sides, no husband needed.
There was no point in worrying about others finding the king's advisor dead, the murder could not be traced back to Fyodor. She truly had nothing to worry about, and if she were being honest, she wanted the man dead long ago anyways.
“You are forgiven for your sins. Now, please, join us. I could sleep a while longer.”
Nikolai giggled again behind her, “How today's confession was like poetry! I am envious of you Fyodor, you had our dove’s attention for so long this morning! I want some attention now my lady, please, I promise I’ll be good!” He spoke as he squeezed her midsection and rubbed his cheek along her shoulder. As he placed a few kitten licks on her neck, Sigma had untangled himself from the bedsheets. “Have you no shame, Nikolai? Her grace asked to sleep a bit longer and you are showcasing yourself bare and excited against her wishes!” 
Nikolai huffed as he was hit in the face with a pillow “Shameless am I? I disagree, I think myself free. Free to freely show how much I wish to pleasure my dove for freeing me. Besides, she has never refused me before..”
“Now, Kolya, if I am not going to get to sleep longer, I can think of someone in this room who could use my warmth more than you right now.” 
Fyodor looked up finally as his savior, his light, rose a single finger in his face and curled it in her direction twice. He softly smiled, Nikolai whining about ‘fairness’ as Fyodor rose softly. He reached for his tunic clasps, but it seemed his lady did not wish to watch him strip naked today. 
She rose to her knees and held his hands in hers over his tunic before leaning to his ear to whisper “allow me, love. Just lie down, let me forgive you and cleanse your body properly.”
Fyodor could have cried.
She always showed them gentle care, but seldom did she take the lead, and when she did, it confused Fyodor. She called it worshiping her boys, thanking them for their devotion to her, returning the favor for all of the times she has met her high from their tongues, showing her appreciation to how hard they work to protect her.
Fyodor knew as well as the others that she never had to do such things. It was always their devotion to her, they never expected anything in return, much less deserved anything in return.  But whether their lady wished to spend her day basking in her sheets, being railed all night long, riding them to completion, or simply curling her body into theirs while reading a book, they would never refuse. Whatever she wished, it was their pleasure.
As Sigma dragged Nikolai to the washroom by his arm, he mentioned that the bath would be warm for them when they were ready to wash up, but Fyodor couldn’t think of anything but the woman above him. Brushing the tips of her fingers lightly over his pale chest, parting his tunic while staring into his mulberry shaded irises she watched his eyes close. His long straight lashes seemed to darken as his ears and nose began to flush a rogue shade.
‘Yes,’ she thought, ‘he truly is most beautiful like this, they all are.'
Being their goddess wasn't ever all that difficult, dare she say it almost came naturally to her. She had three men so devoted and passionate they were willing to commit atrocities in her name without a second thought.
During her descent down to Fyodor's carved hips, she couldn't help but wonder exactly how her boys would react to a certain redhead and his bandaged brunette friend traveling to the capital city to join her harem on her cousin's request.
And, of course, what they're going to do about the Kou prince who is presumably on his way here.
Maybe, just maybe, her harem boys would use the prince as a bonding activity with the new arrivals. 'hmmm...'
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Part 2?
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guess1mjustheren0w · 6 months ago
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Just Dazai trying to build a harem of Sigma Chuuya and Kunikida but it fails so horribly that Sigma Kunikida and Chuuya form a throuple afterwards because they bonded so well dealing with Dazai's shenanigans.
Dazai is crying in the corner alone after breaking in through the window while they chill on Chuuya's couch cuddling.
Ranpo is making fun of him so hard via text
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wonder-and-wildflowers · 1 year ago
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Fukuzawa on a date with someone new be like: To be with me you must first defeat my two evil exes.
and the exes in question are
1) Fukuchi Ouchi
2) Mori Ougai
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ohnoohnoohnonotagain · 5 months ago
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Playing the interlude route is driving me INSANE
In a good way
I think
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ilistentogirlinred · 11 months ago
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why should we? why not? dazai would add him to the dazai harem if he were in bsd
@notdmotta sorry
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lotus-pear · 11 months ago
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the bsd fandom/fandoms (i have Strong opinions abt how fandom gets sometimes) in general have such a problem w ships sometimes and it makes me go wtf. tumblr lets you customize the content you wanna see. nobody cares if you dont like a ship as long as you're respectful about it and to ppl who do ship it huhh im a multishipper and kunidazai's cute btw. i appreciate the content of them. dazai's a harem protagonist guys there's enough of him to go around (also chiming in bc everyone else is and it feels like we're all huddled in a circle talking about this) (i dont even know if ive sent you an ask before?? hi)
frrr like if you used the site correctly you wouldn’t have to worry abt seeing content you don’t like, work smarter not harder babes👍🏼 (hi hi good to see you hru bbg it rly feels like we’re in a team huddle rn looking back occasionally giving the other team death glares)
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ediblehype · 1 year ago
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I can do reverse harems when the harem is allowed to mock/belittle/beat the protag when he’s an idiot.
Like-of course Akashic Records had a crossover with Konosuba: Glenn and Kazuma get roasted CONSTANTLY.
It wasn’t for everyone but personally I liked watching Aqua blow Kazuma’s hard earned money on booze and whining about how she couldn’t spend more. I liked that Sistine forces Glenn’s loser ass before the school board.
Like you CAN be so in love with a man that you’ll do anything for him, share him with others, die for him!!! But he’s not gonna get away with that stupid shit without getting bullied.
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boinin · 1 year ago
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A day earlier, and my answer to this would be not one, but seven radicalised teenage football fanatics
...I've dodged a bullet. If anything I've hit the jackpot. Kunikida, shall we set a date? 👉👈
Tagging: @thyandrawrites @blonde-batgirl @blobbyx2blobfish @chrollosnenfish no pressure!
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KSKSJSLSKSKLASIIS OKAY GENOS-
I'D NEVER SAY NO TO U 🤚
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Tagging: @kingkyoujurou @presidentmonica @laudthingcat @kampfkuchen85 @cherrykamado @bxbycake @happygoluckyalexis @tonaken + anyone who wants to <3
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f2e5b1 · 30 days ago
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blue lock: endgame | prologue
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in a country where tradition is of utmost reverence, [Surname] [Name] aims to set her own path and follow it, even if it means leaving behind everything she has ever known in her quaint city of kamakura.
pairing(s). itoshi sae x fem. reader, itoshi rin x fem. reader, nagi seishiro x fem. reader, mikage reo x fem. reader, isagi yoichi x fem. reader, hiori yo x fem. reader, karasu tabito x fem. reader, michael kaiser x fem. reader, chigiri hyoma x fem. reader
genres + tags. childhood friends au, reverse harem, coming-of-age, romance, slight angst, canon compliant + profanity, mentions of bullying/ostracization, slow updates, reader is a chess player in jpn (wow crazy i know), implied gyaru!reader
wordcount. 404 words
access full story in Ao3
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Geniuses are born, and recognized too quickly. 
Take the most famous genius for example, Leonardo da Vinci, an artist and a pioneer for many advancements said to be well-ahead of his time, and subsequently  became so famous during his time in the Renaissance. Or maybe Albert Einstein, who was a child prodigy well-versed in high-level physics before he was even eleven years old, becoming the most famous physicist of all time for his theory of relativity and his contributions to quantum mechanics. Or Mozart, the musical genius who began composing music at the mere age of five, then became widely regarded as the greatest composer of all time during his time and now—his compositions having stood through the test of time, constantly being repeated by those who wish to perfect his craft.
Going local would be towards the genius Samurai, Oda Nobunaga, who was praised for his excellent military skill which allowed him to overthrow the Ashikaga bakufu, ending the long-standing feudal wars and unifying half of Japan. Or maybe Dazai Osamu, the literary genius praised for his influential work in and out of Japan during the 20th century. Even Oda Eiichirō, the creator of the hit series One Piece, is widely accredited for his incredible work and influence in the manga and anime scene—a genius of his own right. 
The world has its geniuses, the best of the best, the cream of the crop, and it knows them. It recognizes them. It will always recognize them. 
Which is how you know that the world will one day recognize your childhood best friends Itoshi Sae and Itoshi Rin, two geniuses at football in their own right, long after you have recognized them first. 
But, you often wonder: will the world recognize—you? 
…Will it recognize the genius born between Fujisawa and Zushi in the peaceful city of Kamakura? The genius who chooses to claw her way out of Japan and its islands to one day show the world what she is made of? The genius so incredibly full of passion it would be unwise to derail her of her goal, to not recognize that she, just like all the other geniuses in this world, the da Vincis and the Einsteins and the Nobunagas and even the Itoshis, is deserving of that title as well? 
Genius—that is what you are. 
And you will be recognized, too. You will make sure of it. 
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story by f2e5b1. do not steal.
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ay-chuu · 1 year ago
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SHE'S A BEAST. I CALL HER KARMA
(We make bad boys in love with karma, not toxic. DNI toxic writers. Fem!reader)
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He didn't want to fall in love with you. him and love are distant concepts. He was just greedy. He achieved what he was passionate about and enjoyed it. He thought of you as a greed too...
'Damn,I think I love her...'
But when he realized he was in love with you despite all the inner rejection, he felt the dice roll again. What if he's an ambition for you? Maybe he was just a man of ambitions you thought that couldn't have... (harem rizz) But he didn't care. The strength of your love was all he cared about.
Shawty so bad, I'm sprung and I don't care.
But he was safe in your hands. He knew. Maybe he didn't even need to be real. All he wanted was your special and only love. It was the only real thing. The vows he had made over the years and the ambitions he had sought to earn had finally given him a blessing. Love... Was it karma? Maybe it's just karma between you and him. A karma that returns with love everytime.
Her love is like a d**g, i was tryna hit it and quit it.
But he knew in inside that he only hopes that your love is fake since he cant handle that much of powerfullness. You love him raw. You love him for him. Did he deserve you? He didnt know but if you let him after showing your sincereness, he will gladly.
But lil'mama so dope! I messed around and got addicted.
Tagging two of my favs: @fukashiin @senpaiofotome
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DAZAI, Fyodor, Chuuya, LEONA LEONA LEONA... (I wanna write REALLY bad a fic with that song for him) , SCARAMOUCHE, Jouno, Jamil, Jade, Diluc, Lucifer, Satan, Barbatos, BAKUGOU, DABII, Idia, Rook. (And maybe your favs)
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animeyanderelover · 10 days ago
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I love Anime, don’t get me wrong but sometimes I absolutely hate the fans. I am literally unable to read comment sections anymore because someone always, always has to end up hating on other stuff, especially if the post or video revolves around more than one show. It’s not a fucking competition, dude! I don’t care who from the Big 3 is the best! My favorite from them is Bleach and if it’s yours that’s cool and if it isn’t that’s fine too! As long as you’re respectful about it we’re good but why do fans online constantly have to be at each other’s throats😭
Also, I think that powerscaling and shipping are two of the worst aspects that can befall a fandom. I guess it makes sense if you at least keep it within the same show but why the fuck do you have to pair up characters from different verses and then ask who the strongest is?? Why are we comparing school girls with magical powers from Sailor Moon against pirates from One Piece?? What even is the meaning?? Sometimes it legitimately sounds to me like people try to argue that their show is better than other ones because they have the strongest characters. I don’t give a shit!! All that matters to me is which show I like more!!
Don’t even get me started on shipping. Seriously, is your life so sad and meaningless that you cling desperately to a fictional couple and literally send death threats to the mangaka just because you want them to end up being together?? I don’t give a rat’s ass if Ichigo should have ended up with Rukia instead of Orihime, if Dazai and Chuuya have a thing for each other or if Suguru and Satoru were just best friends or secretly in love with each other. If the genre doesn’t specifically state that it’s romance, harem, reverse harem, Yuri or Yaoi the main focus shouldn’t even be on who might end up with whom.
I don’t mind if you ship as long as you are normal about it! Why is it so hard to do that?? Why do you have to present me with abominations like this??
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This is apparently a list of favorite ships in Japan from Jjk and I wish that I could unsee this!!!
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sableeira · 10 months ago
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or he looks like the protagonist of a harem anime… which checks out
Dazai has the most basic average anime character hair in all of bsd. But how is it so hard to get his hair to look right?!? If one streak is only a bit off he suddenly looks like every other Isekai protagonist, like asumu dazai from hit-isekai “I killed myself and now I’m reborn to suffer through another life”
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