#david's pet name for you is kitten

[cherie-doll]

𓆩♡𓆪 Headcanon: Convincing Them To Get A Pet

⊱⊰ Price, Ghost, Soap, Gaz, Roach, Alejandro, Phillip Graves, Keegan, Hesh Walker, Logan Walker, König, Horangi, Nikto

Price

You kept bringing stray cats home

Every time you walk through the door, hands buried in the pockets of your tightly wrapped coat, John turns his head and asks "What've you got in there?"

"I don't know what you're talking about" and a meow can be heard coming from inside your coat

He makes you take it off to find a cat and her kittens snug and warm in the inner pockets

"They were cold..." you say sheepishly when he sighs

Ghost

He has to take care of you and now you want a pet??

Says he has enough on his plate with just you

You’re blowing up his phone sending him videos of animals or shoving the phone in his face

“Simon, Simon! Look at this! We should totally get one.”

“…That’s a spider. Why would you want that?”

Soap

He had also been wanting a pet for some time now, he had an exotic animal in mind until you got chickens

"...Are we going to eat it?"

"Johnny, no."

Now he has to wake up early and feed them every day when the sun rises to when the sun goes down

The chickens have grown on him and he's even named them, gets upset when you or someone jokes about eating them

Gaz

Is totally fine with any pet as long as it’s nothing too out of the ordinary, so you got bunnies

You'll let them roam around the house sometimes and Kyle hates when you do that because they tend to chew things and it's somehow always his things

Imagine Kyle falling asleep in your bed with the pink comforters and the adorable fluffy baby bunnies (yes i'm making a reference to that one tiktok)

Roach

Unfortunately for both of you, you are weak when it comes to animals

You’re both fawning over the cats and dogs in the animal shelter, cuddling with the baby goats at the local farm even if they’re chewing your clothes and head butting you

Together you’ve owned your weird assortment of pets; ducks, goats, spiders, snakes etc.

I headcanon Gary is a nerd when it comes to snakes and bugs

Alejandro

In the moment, you manage to convince him pretty easily, until you actually bring home the dog you wanted

Pretends he doesn’t like petting it or getting near it

Even curses when he has to get up at night to let it out for it to use the bathroom

But ofc within a month he’s totally smitten over your pit bull

Spends money on buying it nice collars and food, taking it out for a drive in his truck frequently

When cooking on the grill he always buys extra meat just for your dog

Phillip Graves

I like to think he has a soft spot for animals and agreed to going along with you when deciding what animal to adopt

What he didn't expect was to be pulling into a ranch and looking at horses

He expected to be looking at dogs or cats or a fish even

Now he's helping you muck out the stall for the beautiful pinto you bought

Helps brush her down and keep its mane and tail smooth to enter it in shows and competitions

Keegan

He knew you'd been wanting a pet for a while now because every time you visited someone who owned a pet you'd asked if you could play or pet them

You probably spent longer bonding with animals than with humans

Decided to surprise you with a talking parrot

Every now and then he'll teach it cute phrases like "I love you", the parrot will sometimes pick up some colorful language from Keegan

Hesh Walker

He caved in and originally thought of gifting you a pretty Siamese cat before thinking he'd like to play a little prank on you

As a joke, he gave you two rats, each with a pink bow on them

David would've started laughing if it weren't for you growing attached to them, eventually he did tell you he intended to buy you a cat

The rats were quite intelligent and learned tricks fast and frequently played games so both you and David decided to keep them and forget about the original plan of getting a cat

Logan Walker

He could never say no to you

However, you had owned a dog before, Logan wasn't fond of cats and you didn't want something like a lizard or a fish that would stay inside a tank all the time

The perfect opportunity came up when you had the chance to adopt a baby cow, a calf who had lost its mother

You both agreed, there was extra unused backyard space

The calf was named "Moonpie"

König

You really wanted a pet, but König couldn't understand why

"We already have a pet"

It was an iguana, which König already owned when you moved in with him

You weren't very fond of it because of an anecdote that occurred the first time you were over at König's place; you had seen a long tail in between the couch cushions and thinking it was a stuffed animal or a toy you pull at it only to see the iguana moving

It still freaks you out to this day when you remember how flaky and weird the scales felt

Horangi

He agreed and suggested he be the one to go pick out a pet from the shelter

You stood at the door when you heard his car ready to meet your new pet only to be met with a plastic container

Upon opening the box you're shocked to see he brought home a snake, he just snickers as he picks it up, holding it as the boa wraps around his arm biceps

"You wanted a pet, didn't you?"

Nikto

You had spent months trying to convince him to get a pet, to which he kept saying no to

"Come on Andre, a dog wouldn't be as bad as a kid"

He had no reaction other than just a grunt, but next time he came home from deployment he set a portable crate down

You rushed excitedly when you heard squeals thinking it was a puppy, after three weeks you notice the brownish fur begin to lighten and spots appearing

"Where did you say you got the dog from?''

"Did I ever say it was a dog?"

Post inspired by this cutie:

Everyone say "Thank you Corazòn"

[emilysholster]

Bratty (David Rossi x Reader)

Summary: David punishes you for acting out at work

Warnings: NSFW, public teasing/flirting, dirty talk/pet names, daddy kink, [unprotected] PinV sex, edging, oral sex (D receiving), face-fucking, light D/S dynamics, mention of degradation, (fem!reader)

Translations: gattina (kitten)

A/N: inspired by an ask from @vikingstoner69, thank you! 🩷

Admin day was always such a bore. No cases, just talks about budget and financial planning for the whole work day. While Emily took on the brunt of the work as chief, it was still each team member’s responsibility to present to everyone their ideas for the budget updates and what they’d like to see added to the team’s toolkit.

It was during these presentations that your genius idea to get over the boredom came to you. You rolled your chair a bit so that you were further back from the table, and able to see the back of everyone’s heads. You were not directly visible to anyone else on the team except for David, who was at the front of the room.

The two of you had been dating in secret for some time. You’d mutually decided to not let the team know until you were both comfortable, and that meant things were in that easy spot right now. Your nights consisted of separate car rides from work to either his place or yours, where you’d then enjoy dinner, and later, each other.

You felt a light tingle between your legs thinking about last night and the way you’d made David groan. Watching him at the front of the room, you crossed your legs, squeezing your thighs together. The action had a double purpose, as the skirt you were wearing rode up your thighs slightly, exposing more of your skin. You smirked to yourself when you saw David’s gaze catch on your legs as he spoke.

As he went on with his presentation, you began upping your antics. You pulled your hair out of the bun it was in, letting it fall down your shoulders. Next, you began toying with the top button of your blouse. Innocent enough, but when you slipped the second button out of its hole to show off your chest, David stuttered. You looked at him innocently as you bounced the end of your pen against your lips, playing with it. Now David shot you his you’re gonna get it look, unnoticed by the rest of the half-asleep team.

“And that about wraps it up.” He said, ending his presentation.

“Alright!” Emily blinked herself out of her daze. “Thank you, Dave. Ok, and last but not least, Penelope?”

David took his seat next to you as Garcia went to the front and began her colourful presentation about some new tech software she could use funding for.

With Garcia caught up in her presentation and you still being out of sight of the rest of the team, you dropped your hand to caress David’s thigh. You traced circles with your finger, getting dangerously close to his bulge before drifting away again. You smiled to yourself when David cleared his throat next to you, but before you could push him further, his hand grabbed yours, forcing it to stop.

Not wanting to draw the attention of the team, you tried to gently squirm your hand away. But David’s large hand kept its grip on yours, preventing you from moving. Annoyed, you huffed quietly, giving in. You spared a quick glance at him but he kept his eyes straight ahead, jaw set. Uh oh.

•••

At home, you were pouring wine for the two of you when you heard the door open. Before you could even turn at the footsteps making their way towards you, David was behind you, pressing you up against the counter. His large hands came to rest on either side of you, pinning you in place as he brought his mouth close to your ear. “Care to explain yourself?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” You hummed, arching so your ass was pressed up against him.

“So bratty today,” David husked into your ear. You stifled a groan when you felt him grinding against you. “I think you need a lesson.”

Suddenly he was tugging your skirt down, followed by your panties. Heat rushed to your skin as he nudged your legs apart, forcing you to stand there bent over and completely exposed.

You heard him unbuckle his belt behind you. “Look at how wet you are for me. Dripping just from teasing me all day.” Without warning, he pushed his cock into you. David groaned at the feeling of your tight walls engulfing his cock, your wetness covering him as he pushed into you.

You all but purred at the feeling of his cock filling you up, the ache between your legs finally getting taken care of. But before the pleasure building in you could reach its peak, David pulled his cock completely out of you. You whined at the loss, pushing backwards in hopes of getting him back in you.

Instead you were met with a sharp slap on your ass, making you hiss. “What, you thought you could act out all day and still get fucked like you wanted to?”

“Fuck!” You groaned out when he pushed his cock back into you. But just as quickly he was back out, and he began picking up this torturous rhythm of filling you up before withdrawing, not letting you soak up the pleasure.

Pretty soon you were at the brink of tears, whining. “Having regrets now, gattina?” David grunted from behind you as he slipped his cock out again.

“Yes,” you cried out in frustration. “I’m sorry, I won’t do it again.” Your hole was aching now, and you could feel your wetness leaking out of you.

“We both know that’s a lie, don’t we?” You could hear the smirk in David’s voice as he traced a finger down your spine, and even that simple action had you arching.

“I’m sorry, I mean it.” You were begging now, so desperate to have his cock back inside you and hitting that sweet spot again. “Please, please just fuck me Daddy.”

David’s cock twitched at your use of the name. You didn’t always use it, but some of his best memories were of when you did.

You felt his cock rub through your folds, nudging your clit before lining up with your entrance and pushing in slowly. Both of you groaned as he pushed deep inside you, letting both of you savour the feeling of him against your walls.

One of David’s hands gripped your hip while the other tangled itself in your hair, gently pulling you up so you were flush against him now as he began fucking you. “Oh fuck,” you groaned. “Yes, right there.”

“This is what you wanted all day, didn’t you?” David’s voice by your ear was strained as he pounded into you. “To be bent over taking Daddy’s cock.”

“Yes!” You moaned as his hand snaked around your front, his fingers beginning to circle your clit. You felt David lick a stripe down your neck, and he pulled your shirt collar to attach his mouth to the sensitive skin. He bit down gently, making you hiss, and immediately soothed the skin with his tongue, making sure you’d be wearing turtlenecks for the next few days.

The combined sensations of his cock, mouth, and fingers had you feeling heady with pleasure, the wave building in you threatening to spill over. “I’m gonna come, Daddy.” You groaned.

“Do it, gattina. Come for me.” David panted from behind you. His permission was all you needed; the pleasure that’d been building finally spilling over. David held onto you tight while you moaned as waves of pleasure rolled through you.

David pulled out of you as you relaxed, and you turned to see him with his still-hard cock in his hand. Smirking, you dropped to your knees and took his cock into your hand. It was slick with a mixture of precum and your juices, and you admired the way his veins bulged beneath his tan skin.

David’s cock twitched in your hand as you circled the tip with your tongue before taking him into your mouth. “Oh fuck,” he groaned from above you. You used your other hand to cup his balls as you began slurping on his cock, running your tongue from the base to the tip repeatedly.

“Yes,” David hissed. “Take Daddy’s cock just like that, gattina.” His hands buried themselves in your hair and he held your head in place as he began fucking your mouth. You braced yourself by holding on to him, moaning at the feeling of your mouth being filled by his thick cock.

“Look at you, my little slut.” David husked. “I’m gonna come in that hot mouth of yours.” He was watching you as you looked up at him through your lashes while you took his cock between your lips. You relaxed your throat, allowing him in deeper.

“Shit,” David grunted from above you, and he doubled his pace before shooting his cum into your mouth. He groaned as his cock oozed into your mouth, and you eagerly sucked and swallowed.

You wiped your mouth as you stood up, and David grabbed you by the chin for a hungry kiss. He moaned at the taste of himself on your lips and you giggled as he wrapped his arms around your waist and pressed you closer to him.

He pulled away and placed a kiss on your forehead. “You’re so good for me.”

You smiled up at him and placed a chaste kiss on his lips. Looking down at the mess of your clothes on the kitchen floor, you giggled. “I guess we should order in.”

“Good idea.” David laughed.

[chubbyreaderchan]

Ask First

Poly! Lost Boys (David Centric) x Plus Sized!Reader

They/them pronouns for the reader so any reader can enjoy it. :)

David says fuck and reader crochets. 🤷‍♀️

David laid in their bed smoking a cigarette. They had just having some rambunctious activities and everyone was winding down. Dwayne was reading one of their lover's books. Paul was playing music and smoking weed. Marko was busying himself with the pet in the house. All the while, (Y/n) was taking a shower.

All was peaceful.

Until (Y/n) showed up and David sat straight, a look of annoyance on his handsome face.

"Are those my underwear?" He growled.

They looked down at their squishy body. They rubbed their cheek awkwardly for a quick moment and laughed.

"Yeah, you... Left them here last time and I never got around to giving them back. I sort of adopted them," they responded.

David's look soured more.

"Did you ask?" He growled.

"No," they responded.

"That's my shirt, isn't it?" Paul said next.

"Maybe,"

Paul shrugged. "That's fine babe, but ask next time,"

That's when they had their turn to be irritated. They looked at David and shook their head.

"You all take my stuff all the time without asking," they pointed out.

"Yeah well, it's the principle," David said. "You need to ask. Keep them, but ask,"

They looked even more annoyed.

"David you take something from my house every time you are here. If it fits in your pocket you take it," they pointed out.

"Dwayne takes my books and never returns them,"

Dwayne closes the book in his hand and sets it on their desk.

"Paul takes my music albums and my socks," they glared.

Paul laughs. Far too gone to care.

"And Marko takes my underwear,"

Marko smirks.

"Guilty," he admits.

"Well that's different," David growled. "We always intend to return them,"

They stare at the leader of the biker gang.

"Name one time,"

Silence.

"Actually, as far as I'm concerned those socks and underwear belong to Paul and Marko. Who knows how crusty those are now,"

"Hey!" Marko protested.

"Kitten, that's not fair," David huffed.

They huffed and plopped on the bed.

"I don't like my stuff being placed I don't know about. We don't want evidence somewhere," he said with a tinge of irritation in his voice. David didn't care that much, like he said it was the principle. Hell, he loved that they wore his stuff.

"Is it because I stretched it?" They asked.

David was pulled from his thoughts.

"The fuck?" He said shock. "No, I don't give a shit about that," he said coolly. "Just let me know," he breathed.

They nodded. It seemed more like a possession thing for David. A control issue.

"You said you planned on giving me my things back?"

David nods and takes a drag of his cigarette.

"What about the Mothman I crocheted?"

"That one I didn't borrow. It's mine and you know it," he pointed at them.

"Wait you crocheted mothman?" Paul said.

"I want to see it," Marko said.

"No, it's mine," David hissed.

"That's not fair! I want to see it," Paul complained.

"No, it's mine and mine alone," he snapped.

Paul and Marko looked a shade of disappointed.

"I can make another one?" They offered.

That seemed to cheer the boys right up.

[section-askblog]

Hey!!! David!!!

Menendez was back

I found two more cats, here, you have them. I already got like- five at home.

He proceeds to him him two very pretty cats. One is a British shorthair cat, and another is a black cat.

- @cordiesdiecomesback

"Jesus christ, where did you come from—" He then looked at the kittens, scooping them up into his arms. "They have names?" He asked, petting them. He's gonna have to get them their own room..

[enha-sua]

ⓘ youtube.com ▹ now playing . . .

lying in bed ; the girl waved to the camera. “good morning everyone.” she rubbed her slept eyes. “today is Sunday and im just getting up , i got to sleep in today because i don’t have any schedules , so guess what we’re doing today?” she said. “i bet you all said staying in and being lazy because that’s what i always do for enlog.” she laughed. “but no today we have things to do and plans.”

her cat interrupted her , rubbing her soft belly against her face , she stuttered over words , laughing, moving the cat. “we’re gonna get snow a brother today … i am adopting another cat.” she smiled. “snow you ready for a sibling?” the white animal meowed , her automatic food bowl went off , the cat ran out the room. “she’s more excited about the food.” she laughed. “let’s get ready for the day.”

“also today , today me and my sister and her boyfriend are going out.” she said , doing her makeup. “don’t worry i won’t be alone , heeseung -oppa is tagging along , but he won’t be here until later after i take care of all my errands.” she said. “i was supposed to be meeting up with sunoo , but he canceled on me.” she rolled her eyes , smiling. “but it’s ok he promised to make it up to me , so all is forgiven.” she tucked her now short hair behind her ear. “my hair is the shortest its ever been , it’s cute.”

“ok , i’m walking into the adoption agency and i already know what cat im getting because i came last month to pick him out , and im just getting him today.” she said. “so now we wait until they get him ready , he’s so cute and tiny.” she squealed quietly. “i think the next clip will be at home cause i have to carry the crate and i can’t multi-task.” she waved.

“oh my god im obsessed!” she squealed. “he so cute.” she said. “i don’t think she likes him very much.” heeseung said , now joining her in her apartment , holding the small black kitten. “she’s been a only child , she s a little jealous.” she said , bending down , petting the white cat. “don’t be jealous snow , you’ll always be my favorite.” she said. “here’s jajong , it means midnight , so i have snow and midnight.”

“i forgot heeseung is also here , say hi.” she grabbed his cheek , making him look at the camera. “hi.” she smiled. “we’re gonna go get food with who?” she asked , waiting for his response. “sunghee.” he said. “and who else.” he thought about it. “david right?” she nodded. “his name is david , we’re gonna get meat and drinks.” she explained. “we’re meeting them at the restaurant , we’re gonna leave soon , i just have to feed jajong and give him his meds and feed snow as well , so i’m gonna go do that now and then we can leave because oppa is getting restless.” she said.

“stand on this side.” heeseung moved her from the side of the street. “we’re walking to the restaurant now.” she said. “i did change my clothes because the ones i had on before had cat fur on and i didn’t want to get cat hair in the food.” heeseung laughed , opening the door to the restaurant. “we’re here.” she said. “my sister isn’t here yet but the reservations are in my name so we can sit and wait.”

“are you filming?” her sister asked. “yeah you wanna say hi?” she picked the camera up turning it. “hey.” her sister waved. “would they blur you out?” she turned the camera back to her. “i mean we have the same face so like does it matter?” her sister threw a napkin at her. “yours definitely is a bit uncanny though– yah.” she held her hand up in defense.” “sorry.”

“we got the food.” recording all the food on the table. “we got pasta.” she smiled. “here.” heeseung put a piece of meet on the plate. “thank you.” she took a bite. “good?” she nodded. “good.” “everyone got soju to share , i got a cocktail , because it’s pink.” she showed the drink. “it taste good.” she said. “wine would’ve been better but it’s fine.”

she sat in the car next to heeseung. “we’re on the way back home.” she said , running her fingers through her hair. “i hope jajong is doing okay.” she said. “and snow and him get along well , snow is a bit jealous but i think she’ll get over it soon.” moving the camera to a sleepy heeseung. “he’s so sleepy.” she giggled he smiled. “he’s a little tipsy too.” she pinched his red cheeks. “stop it.” she just smiled. “his social battery is run low , yah i feel like this only happens when you’re with me , are you saying i drain all your energy?” he nodded. “mhm , yes you do.” she scoffed. “yah .” he laughed , ruffling her hair. “he wants to be beat , i’m going.” she said.

“okay so im home now ; i took my makeup off and showered.” she picked up her phone. “its 11 o’clock now , i think im gonna go on weverse for a minute to talk to a few of you guys.” she said. “tomorrow is monday and i have a few schedules , so i have to go to bed a early so i won’t be tired in the morning.” she said. “today was fun , snow and midnight are getting along , hopefully it stays like this .”

“okay guys im going to bed , goodnight everyone and i love you all… bye bye.” she waved.

©️ENHA-SUA

[sweettoothvn]

What pet names would the LI give the MC?

i swear i answered this but i cant find it

Andre - Sugar, Baby Cakes, Honey, Sweetheart

Casey doesn't really do pet names but - Goober, Rizzler, Something Gen Z that is really stupid sounding and goofy

Chrys - Flower name based on your personality or general vibes (Lilac, Rose, Tulip for example)

David doesn't do pet names

Eddie - Something animal themed or based on an inside joke to slightly embarrass you

Kieran - Doll, Dollface, Kitty, Kitten

Noble - Mon cœur, Love

Zach - Starlight

[lilxmoo]

Pets I think Squad 312 would have, but it's very specific

Tyler - The obvious choice is a golden retriever, but I think he would love and own a pitbull/staffy. Her name is Luna, (he's not a creative guy) and even though she looks scary, she's an absolute baby who loves being cradled. She sits on his chest as much as she can, and even though Tyler originally wanted to train her to do tricks, the best she's got is sit and shake. Has the biggest baby eyes that can make Ty do anything 🥺 It's not uncommon to hear Tyler say; "Luna, jump. Luna, Lu- that's not - naw, you can have a treat for being cute :("

Scarlett - she's really not much of an animal gal, but she found the tiiiniest little kitten on the street one day that latched onto her, and she never let her go. Y'know the type, the little ones that put their whole body into meowing and it's just a tiny squeak. Its a little white cat, and she named it Bae <3 absolutely pampers the little thing with treats and a massive cat climbing thing in her room that the lil thing can't even get up 💕 she combs Bae's hair often, and both of them love it. Especially when Scarlett is gossiping with Auri or Fin while doing so. She carries Bae in her purse everywhere she goes, like a scifi equivalent of the 2000's poodle.

Cat - a bird, (obviously) but specifically a parrot. She probably got it through some drunk deal at a pub one night, and figured, eh, it has wings, may as well keep it. She named him Raptor (she was sixteen and edgy), and Raptor is a MENACE. Bites fingers until they bleed, screams as loud as possible at the most inconvenient times and pisses on your shoulder. But it's worth it in Cat's eyes, because he listens to her and she taught him to say cuss words. She says that he calls everyone a motherfucker because of whoever owned him last, but everyone knows the truth.

Finian - He's a frog guy. He is SUCH a frog guy. Dariel has fish, Fin has frogs. Like Scarlett, he's not one for animals, but mainly because he doesn't like animals that are less....animal. Anything with fur, for example. (Cuz Gremps, etc) If it can learn to open a door, that's already a bit weird for him. However, little slimy things are ok with him. He has five little frogs named Ian, Keith, Andrew, Graham, and David. (He thought it was funny) They're all small and adorable, and quite frankly have very little behind the eyes. Anything more high- maintenance is very inconvenient for him, so his little office things are perfect. However, Bae has a very soft spot in his heart.

Aurora - Rabbit!!!! She has the cutest little bunny that Kal gave her for her birthday after discovering how much she loves them, and she ADORES her little fluffball. His name is Merlin, a little white ball of poof who Auri squeals over almost every day. He has a massive cage, decorated to the nine, but he's almost never in there because Auri is holding him so often. So often, in fact, she forgets he's there sometimes, going to pick something else up on instinct, where Kal will immediately pick up Merlin in replacement. It's a system. She has a pale purple leash for him and everything 😭 (shes so cute djsjsjsnskanajxfja

Zila - Every animal shes ever had is a science experiment 💀 however, Nari has a little sausage dog named Diddles, and since Nari loves Diddles, Zila ....tolerates Diddles. He gives her a MEAN stink eye, and she will respond fully conversationally. Nari will be like, "Yay you're both getting along! :D" and as soon as she leaves, Diddles will look Zila dead in the eye until she starts yapping about the tax bracket to him, silent passive-aggressive energy being thrown between the two.

Kal - Listen, Aurora is so infatuated with Merlin, there's no room for any more animals between them. However, Kal really likes animals in general, and there's a farm of Yeins near their house on New Syldra - they're the equivalent of Horses, but more dragon-like. He loves spending days there when Auri is busy, and volunteers there often when he can. There's one particular Yein named Kirai who is his favorite, and she's a gentle thing who likes to play cheeky tricks on him, like hiding the buckets 🥺 I can see him taking care of most animals, honestly, and is more than happy to babysit any of the Squad's pets when needed. He also has plenty of plants :)

[popironrye]

The Lost Boys 🥀💘💋

Mate Pet Name Headcanons

With so many affectionate nicknames you can call your partner, I wanted to share my personal favorites for my favorite boys.

Which ones make you blush the most? 🤭

David

Kitten

Precious

Doll/Doll Face (🖤)

Foxy

Baby/Baby Doll

Dwayne

Baby girl

Bunny

Sugar (💚)

Darling

Sweet Pea

Paul

Princess

Honey Bee (💙)

Babe

Mama

Buttercup

Marko

Angel

Dove

Birdy (🧡)

Chica

Bella

Michael

Babycakes

Sweetheart

Cutie

Peach

Pudding (❤️)

[cashandprizes]

Last Night I Found You (Wet)

Aether's Kinktober 2024 Day One | Angel/David | Knotting

CWs: NOT SAFE FOR TUMBLR/MINORS; Older! David who teaches at DAMN and runs the business side of Shaw Security x Transmasc!Angel; age gap (David is mid-to-late 40s and Angel is 19); chastity; pet play; safe-word usage; knotting; squirting; my best attempts at aftercare; Angel is fat and that matters to ME; Mexican David and Angel as told by @angelicaether and their propoganda

Credit to @/cafekitsune for the banner

Cross-posted to AO3.

There is a certain clarity that one can achieve seven days into chastity that opens the mind to connections not previously pieced together. Having spent so much time thinking about how badly he wants to orgasm and can't, Angel is completely aware of how he ended up here. 

"You make that constipated face every time I call you Davey," Angel pointed out, biting into an apple with a grin. David, who had paused lacing his shoes in the doorway, pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed heavily.

"Because my name isn't 'Davey', Angel; it's David." David finished tying his shoes and stood, fixing Angel with an exasperated yet undeniably fond look.

"Well, I need some kind of nickname for you," Angel reasoned, turning on the couch to face David. "And with you calling me Angel and all, it only feels fair that I have a special name for you too." Angel cocked their head to the side and tapped their chin as if in thought. "Snuggle bug?"

"No."

"Schnookums?"

"Absolutely not."

"Pooh Bear?"

"Angel."

"Daddy?" Angel paused, lips starting to form another ridiculous pet name but halting at the clear silence. David stood stock still, a red flush creeping up his neck and onto his face.

"Wait- really? Daddy?" Angel laughed quietly, mostly out of shock. "The big bad alpha wolf has a daddy kink?"

"Angel, you- stop saying that." David covered his face, groaning into his hands. Angel laughed again, charmed by his genuine reaction - especially the one tenting his gym shorts.

"How can I stop when you clearly like it, Daddy?" Angel sang, dropping their apple onto the coffee table and popping off the couch to reach David. "Especially when I can see how much… Daddy." Angel gripped David through his shorts, lightly pumping his thick cock through the fabric.

"You're never going to let this go, are you?" David sounded completely defeated, muttering into his hands and thrusting into Angel's fist.

"Nope," Angel replied cheekily. "Guess you'll just have to do a home workout today, huh?" Angel screeched as David hoisted him over his shoulder, kicking off his shoes and charging through the house. "You can grumble all you want, but you and I both know fucking me is your favorite workout, Daddy~!"

Once again, Angel had come face to face with a monster of their own making - his insatiable, bratty libido.

Angel shifted in his seat, feeling the cool metal of the chastity belt grinding unsatisfyingly against his pubic bone. Here he was, thinking about the orgasms he couldn't have because he'd foolishly referred to David as Daddy and sent their relationship down a high protocol vein that ended with him in the current moment desperate but unable to come.

Angel grinds against David’s shin, wriggling  for relief that doesn’t arrive. “Daddy, you have to let me out.” His face is screwed into his cutest pout, complete with teary eyes - not hard to produce when your body feels like it’s on fire with the sheer need to orgasm so hard your brain leaks out of your ears. 

“Angel, you wanted to do Locktober and prove how good you could be for Daddy,” David chides, voice mild  as if unaffected by Angel’s suffering. “We’re only seven days in, kitten. How are you going to make it through the rest of the month like this?”

Angel groans at the thought, three and a half more weeks of torture. Already, Angel feels like he’s climbing the walls out of sheer horniness. Angel had blown him that morning to the point of making David pop a knot in hopes that watching David come would take the edge off; instead he’d only been able to remember how delicious that knot felt when stuffed inside him and felt like he was descending further into madness. “Daddy, I can’t stop thinking about coming,” Angel whines, burying his face between David’s thighs and making eye contact with David’s growing cock through his slacks. “I can’t focus on anything m, and I tried to deepthroat my banana at lunch today and cried when my friend noticed. I’m delirious, I need to come, please, Daddy.”

“Oh, you beg so pretty Angel,” David praises, scratching his nails across Angel’s scalp. “But we agreed to 31 days. You’ll just have to be patient.” Angel whines louder, grinding his face against David’s denim-covered cock and salivating at the smell. “You can be patient for Daddy, can’t you?”

Angel whimpers, grinding the metal of the chastity belt against David’s leg faster with no relief. “Daddy, I can’t- I can’t keep going. I’m going crazy, I can’t do any work like this.” David soothingly cards his fingers through Angel’s hair, driving Angel more desperately against his shin.

“What is Daddy going to do with you, kitten? I’m starting to wonder if you’re part incubus, unable to do anything but think about sex all day.” David loosely fists his hand in Angel’s hair and tugs until Angel’s hazy eyes meet his own. “You can’t go an hour without thinking about me stuffing your cute little holes full of cum, can you?” 

Angel sticks his tongue out, letting drool pool on his tongue to drip onto David’s jeans beneath him. “More than once an hour , Daddy,” Angel slurs, looking up at David with half-lidded eyes. “Every five minutes, I think about how badly I want Daddy to hold me down and fuck me until my brain shorts out.”

David breathes hard through his nose, tightening his grip on Angel’s scalp. “Open wide, Angel,” David commands, tilting Angel’s head back further. Angel follows his directions with no issue, a marvel in and of itself, stretching his lips into a glossy, lewd O. David spits into his mouth, watching Angel shudder but otherwise remain still as David lets the saliva pooling on his tongue drip into their mouth. “Swallow, good boy,” David growls, watching Angel’s throat work and his pink tongue pop back out. “God, my slutty little kitten can’t go five minutes without thinking about Daddy breeding his needy pussy, can he? You were made to be brainless on my cock, weren’t you?”

“Made for it,” Angel echoes, fisting his hands in the fabric of David’s pants. “Please let me have it, Daddy. Please let me out; I don’t know if I can keep going.” David looks thoughtful, releasing Angel’s hair and cupping his face softly.

“Do you need to safeword, Angel? I’m not going to be disappointed if you’re at your limit kitten. You’ve already done so well for me.” Angel feels tears prick in his eyes, nodding and pressing into David’s hand. “Say the word, Angel, and I’ll take it off with no consequences.”

“Truck, please,” Angel whimpers, tears spilling over when David easily hauls him up into his lap and presses their foreheads together. “I want it off, please, Davey.” David rips the chain holding the key from his neck and shoves Angel’s boxers down in a quick move. He whispers mindless praise into Angel’s ears as he carefully unlocks the device, sliding it off of Angel’s hips and tossing it carelessly to the floor.

“Good boy, Angel, such a good boy telling me your limit,” David whispers, wrestling his own shirt off so he can press their bare chests together. “You’ve been so obedient for me, Angel. You make me so fuckin’ proud, and I’m so damn lucky to have you in my life, beautiful boy.” Angel stifles a sob in David’s chest, equal parts relief, validation, and anticipation. “You made it seven whole days for me. You did amazing. You endured so much and told me when you had enough; you’re so good for me, Angel.”

Angel sniffles, settling as David wraps his arms around him and squeezes with just the right amount of pressure. “You’re not mad at me for using my safeword,” Angel asks nervously, playing with the waist of David’s pants.

“Never, Angel. I will never be upset with you for setting boundaries with me like this,” David murmurs into his hair, tilting Angel’s head up to make soft eye contact. “You did the right thing, and I’m so proud of you Angel. Thank you for trusting me with your body.”

Angel giggles a bit, knocking their foreheads together lightly. “Well, I like it when Daddy’s in control of my body, but I think I like it more when that means multiple orgasms as opposed to none.” David chuckles, gliding his nose down Angel’s cheek until their lips meet.

“Of course you do, you absolute menace. If you had it your way, we’d spend all day in bed fucking just to do it all over again the next day.” Angel grins, blinking away the last of the tears and kisses him again.

“That could be us if it weren’t for late-stage capitalism, Davey.” Angel swipes his hands across his cheeks, looking rosy, flushed, and most importantly, up to no good as per usual. “My ancestors would want me to be well fucked every day, you know. You should make that happen.”

David nips at Angel’s mouth, failing to suppress the growl that builds in his chest. The thought of keeping Angel plugged on his knot for hours, wrapped up in his arms with a swollen t-dick - Angel knows exactly how wild it drives his wolf. “I see you’re feeling more like yourself,” he breathes against Angel’s soft lips. Angel spreads his thighs, straddling David properly so he can grind himself across David’s re-hardening cock. “I’m assuming you’d like to start making up for lost time, if the wet spot on my pants is any indication, hm?” Angel nods vigorously, already leaving wet kisses across David’s jaw and down his neck.

David reaches down where Angel is hot and leaking, sliding his fingers through the slickness and circling his t-dick with light strokes. Angel whimpers immediately, curling in on himself at the immediately oversensitivity. "Daddy, I'm gonna come so fast," Angel moans, catching his fingers in David's hair and tugging. "Please don't stop, god; don't stop Daddy."

“You’ve been so good for Daddy, haven’t you kitten?” Angel mewls in response, sinking his teeth into David’s pectorals and rocking his hips into long fingers framing his t-dick. “I need to spoil you for being so good, don’t I? How many orgasms do you think you’ve earned Angel?” David grazes sharp canines over Angel’s ear and places a soft kiss at his temple.

“So many, Daddy. I was so- so good- oh right there-” Angel moans, working his hips in a frenzy as his stomach flutters and tenses. “‘M gonna come already, Daddy - please let me come!” Angel shudders hard, nails dragging down David’s scalp to leave raised lines down his shoulders. “I can’t- can’t hold it, please let me come I wanna be good please-” Angel is cut off by David removing his fingers, a high and instinctive whine leaving his throat.

David grabs Angel’s hips with both hands, digging his fingers into the soft flesh and pulling until Angel has to fall back on his elbows to catch himself. David arranges Angel’s legs over his shoulders and buries his face in David’s slick-soaked pussy as Angel struggles for balance and nearly brains himself on David’s knee. “David, what the- oh fuck, Daddy-” Angel starts but never finishes as David licks a slow, wet line from the top of his t-dick to his leaking hole. David lets out a low growl that reverberates down his tongue and right into Angel’s cunt, forcing a messy gush of slick to smear across his full lips.

“Fuck, I missed the way you taste right here, Angel,” David groans, burying the length of his tongue inside Angel and bumping his nose against Angel’s throbbing and swollen t-dick. He spears his tongue and slurps, making lewd sounds as he eats Angel right up to the edge of a long-awaited orgasm. “Love how messy you get just for me, kitten.” David sighs like he’s coming home and drags his tongue over Angel’s t-dick with slow, hard flicks. “Love when you soak my beard so I can’t stop smelling my sweet little pussy cat.”

Angel whimpers, digging their fingers into the comforter beneath them and arching into David’s mouth. David grabs two fistfuls of Angel’s ass and uses it to keep him stable as he fastens his mouth around Angel’s engorged t-dick and sucks hard. Angel has a split second’s worth of air to yelp before his impending orgasm locks him into place. “Come for me, Angel,” David murmurs right on time as Angel clenches so hard his body goes rigid in a deep arch and he comes into David’s waiting mouth.

“Jesus- fuck-” Angel whispers, eyes rolling back. David doesn’t let up, continuing to suck hard and flick the underside of his t-dick until Angel isn’t sure if he’s coming again or if the first one never ended. “Daddy, Daddy,” Angel slurs as his shoulders slump back onto the bed, “Need it inside, in me- please?”

“You beg so fucking pretty, Angel,” David groans, manhandling Angel until he’s bent over the arm of the sofa  with his ass in the air. David manages to get his belt open and his pants down mid-thigh before he decides dry cleaning exists for a reason and slides his cock through Angel’s mess. “Like I can deny how badly I want to be buried in this pussy, kitten.” David brings a big hand down on the inside of Angel’s thigh, swatting until Angel arches his back and spreads his legs wider. “Let Daddy see, kitten. I’ll make it all better.”

Angel wiggles his ass enticingly, prompting David to leave a nice red handprint on the fattest part just because he can. He lines his cock up with Angel’s pussy, barely nudging into the tight squeeze. “Please daddy, please stretch me out,” Angel begs, trying to rock backwards until David grabs his hips in a firm grip to hold them still. David’s fingers dig into heated flesh that spills between his fingers hard enough to bruise as he savors the view after a week of blowjobs and quick thigh fucking while Angel was in chastity. 

Angel starts to complain at the slow pressure, but then David drags Angel’s hips back as he pushes in until he sinks to the hilt in one long thrust. “Fuck- yes-” Angel squeaks, clinging to the couch as David sets a brutal pace of nailing his g-spot on every thrust until all Angel can do is scream. “Yes, yes, yesyesyesy-” Angel gasps and flails, the clear sign of the kind of orgasm that David can’t help but like the most out of his small, squealing mate. David  hunches over so he can plaster his sweaty chest to Angel’s back and squeeze a hand under Angel to stroke his t-dick hard and fast. “Daddy- ‘s gonna come out, ‘m gonna squirt- oh- C-hrist-!”

David strokes in time with his thrusts, grinding down with his fingers and up with his hips until Angel wails. Angel claws at the couch, caught between David’s fingers and his cock and overwhelmed with so much sensation. “That’s it, make a mess on my fingers Angel.” Angel chokes out a faint “Daddy-” and flails again, so hard David has to wrap an arm around his waist to keep him from throwing them both off the couch. “Good boy, come for me,” David growls, grinding his fingers against Angel’s t-dick until Angel squirts in several short bursts.

Angel sobs, eyes rolling back in his head as he gushes onto David’s hand and the comforter beneath them. “Just like that,” David growls, fitting his teeth into the junction of Angel’s neck and shoulder. “One more, Angel, give me- one- more-” David gasps, feeling his knot starting to inflate as Angel holds his cock in a chokehold. “You want this knot, don’t you kitten?”

Angel whines, too strung out on pleasure to do anything but fuck back onto David’s cock as an answer. David keeps the pressure of his fingers constant, pinching and pulling at Angel’s t-dick as he takes his own pleasure with his still spasming pussy. “You gonna be a good boy and take it for me?” Angel whimpers, reaching down to lace his fingers with David’s over his belly where he can feel David hitting his cervix with every thrust.

Teeth buried in Angel’s shoulder, David feels the growl start in the center of his chest and rumble out into their skin as his knot starts to catch on Angel’s puffy and abused rim. He shifts from thrusting to grinding, feeling his knot expand until he can hardly move. “Daddy- Alpha-” Angel whines, knowing just how to push him over the edge. David bites down hard enough to draw blood, canines lengthening and nails sharpening into claws as his balls finally draw up and the first jet of cum leaves his cock. They howl together, Angel from the overstimulation and one last orgasm and David from the sheer pleasure of his mate milking his knot.

Time blurs, as it often does when David knots his mate doggy style with his face buried in the nearest surface. David comes back to himself licking the wound he left on Angel’s shoulder with healing magic on his tongue as his balls give a few valiant, last twitches. Angel’s breathing is soft, his mate clearly dozing lightly in his arms. At some point he must have flipped them onto their sides and pulled his mate close, the instinctual urge to protect his mate from his hindbrain taking over.

“Angel,” David brushes his lips across Angel’s ear, drawing a soft noise from his mate. He rubs their entangled hands across Angel’s stomach, feeling Angel squeeze his fingers and reach his other hand back to scratch across David’s scalp. “How are you feeling, Angel? Was that- too much?” Angel hums dreamily, dragging his hand down to cup  David’s cheek and patting it a few times.

“Fucked stupid,” Angel hums, dropping his arm and sighing contently. “I don’t think I can feel my legs,” he slurs, cuddling back into David’s warmth. 

“Good kind of can’t feel them?” Angel hums in agreement, tilting his head to the side to receive soft kisses down the column of his throat. “Good, so good for me Angel,” he whispers, peppering kisses across his jaw and his temples. “I’m so fucking lucky to have you in my life, Angel. You did so well, using your safeword and being good for me, kitten.” Angel preens and stretches, allowing David’s soft cock to slip out followed by a slow trickle of cum.

“I guess I’m not opposed to doing this again,” Angel admits, twisting at the waist to kiss David squarely on the mouth. David holds Angel’s chin to deepen the kiss, soft and intimate with the taste of Angel’s cum still on David’s tongue.

“So, does that mean you’re ready to put this back on tomorrow morning, Angel?” David teases, helping Angel turn so their chests are pressed together. David gently traces the scars across Angel’s chest as Angel hums thoughtfully.

“Only if Daddy leaves work early on Friday, and we go to your cabin so you can hunt me,” Angel decides, the cheeky smile on their face betraying that he doesn’t think David will agree.

“I’ll text Ash tomorrow and have the cleaning crew come through this week then,” David responds with a wolfish grin, grabbing Angel’s thighs so he can hoist him off the couch and over his shoulder as he makes for the stairs. “Guess you’ll have to get all those orgasms out of your system tonight, kitten. It’s gonna be a long week.”

[emilysholster]

Satisfied (David Rossi x BAUAgent!Reader) Pt. 2/2

Summary: the tension building between you and Rossi becomes hard to ignore when he invites the team over for dinner

Tags: NSFW, oral sex (reader receiving), unprotected PinV sex (let’s assume reader’s on the pill), couch sex, dirty talk (praising, pet names), (fem!reader)

Translations: stella (star), bella (beautiful), gattina (kitten), dolcezza (honey)

A/N: this ended up being so long omg but something about this man gets my [creative] juices flowing

Read Part One

You made your way over to an empty seat next to Emily, desperately trying to ignore her knowing smile. Thankfully, the rest of the team seemed to be none the wiser, much to your relief.

“Alright, let’s play,” Rossi said, taking a seat on the couch across from you, next to Hotch. “As long as boy genius over there agrees to be dealer.”

Spencer sighed, once again banished from playing because of his ability to effortlessly win every time. However, the young doctor did enjoy keeping track of everyone’s cards nonetheless, trying to determine who would win before the round was even over.

And so began a friendly but competitive game of poker. Your head wasn’t exactly present as you kept replaying what had happened in the other room. It also didn’t help that you kept catching Rossi’s intense gaze throughout the game, the smirk on his lips indicating he knew exactly where your mind was.

Rossi won the first round (“nothing beats years of experience” he claimed, with a pointed look at Reid). Emily won the second, after which Hotch and JJ went home to their respective families as it was getting late.

Penelope won the third. You weren’t doing great at the game and also took pity on Reid, so for the fourth round you were the dealer. After he inevitably won, he also headed home. Another round later (which Rossi won again) and the rest of the team decided to call it a night. Derek offered to drive Penelope and Emily home, as the two winners had had more than their fair share of drinks.

Penelope and Emily chanted a drunken rendition of “We Are The Champions” as they struggled to put their shoes and coats on. You nearly bent over from laughing as they sang loudly in an exasperated Derek’s face. Rossi, fighting laughter himself, offered to help the poor guy. Taking hold of Emily’s arm while Penelope grabbed Derek’s, he walked them out to Derek’s car, leaving you inside.

Smiling to yourself, you began clearing up the glasses and the remainder of the plates, walking them over to the kitchen. You tried not to think about how it was going to be just you and Rossi left in his house, but you couldn’t help the butterflies low in your belly. After placing the dishes in the sink, you noticed a bottle of wine off to the side, still half full. Why not?

You pulled two glasses from the cupboard and opened the bottle as you hummed along to the music that played. Caught up in your own thoughts and with your back turned, you hardly noticed that Rossi had returned to the kitchen.

“What’re you up to, stella?” He asked, making his way over to you.

You turned and handed him a glass, staying leaned against the kitchen counter, almost mimicking your position from earlier. “Did you manage to get the girls in?”

“Barely,” Rossi chuckled, accepting the glass gratefully. “Morgan’s going to have his hands full.” He placed himself directly across from you, leaning against the island and studying you with dark eyes. There was a moment of silence as the two of you sipped your drinks, each watching the other.

“Now, tell me something, Y/N,” Rossi said, breaking the silence and slowly approaching you. He gently took the glass you were cradling and placed it on the counter along with his before his hands came to rest on either side of your hips. “What exactly was missing from my dinner that left you less than satisfied?”

It was impossible to ignore the heat between your legs now, your body thrumming in anticipation. You took in the sight of Rossi’s parted lips and slightly dilated pupils as he waited for your answer.

So you gave it to him. “This,” you stated simply, before closing the distance between the two of you and pressing your lips to his. Rossi immediately wrapped his arms around you, pulling you close to him. Soft sighs and moans escaped both of you as your tongues explored eachother’s mouths.

You pulled away to catch your breath and Rossi effortlessly moved to place kisses along your jaw, not wanting to take his lips off you for a moment. “Dave,” you sighed as he reached the sensitive skin of your neck.

One of his hands remained wrapped around you while the other gently kneaded your breasts through the fabric of your dress. He brought his mouth back to yours, mumbling “Beautiful,” before capturing your lips again.

Your fingers tangled themselves in his hair as you pushed yourself tight against him, feeling his erection pressed between the two of you. You reached your hand down and rubbed him over his pants, making him open his mouth against yours in a sharp gasp. “Y/N,” he groaned. “Couch, now.”

Giggling, you let go of him and walked over to the couch, pausing as you reached behind you to tug the zipper of your dress down.

Rossi beat you to it, coming up behind you and unzipping your dress. “I’ve been wanting to do this all night.” His breath tickled your neck, leaving goosebumps behind as he helped you out of your dress.

He all but pushed you onto the couch, your back against the arm rest as he knelt on the couch in front of your legs. You could see his breathing was erratic as he admired your figure, scantly clad in your matching underwear set. You trailed a hand down towards your panties, spreading your legs while Rossi watched you like a hawk.

His breath hitched as you pulled your panties to the side, exposing your glistening folds. Unable to help himself, he palmed his hardened cock through his pants, watching as you slid a finger down and collected your juices before bringing your finger to your mouth. “Mm,” you moaned, sucking on your finger earnestly. Rossi’s mouth parted in surprise at the salacious act.

“You dirty girl,” he grinned before he quickly moved to position himself over you, his mouth back on yours in a deep kiss. His hand pulled the cup of your bra down so he could pinch and tease your nipple with his fingers, making you moan against his lips.

Rossi moved his mouth down, pausing to unclasp your bra and free your tits before attaching his mouth to your nipple, sucking and biting as you threw your head back. As he alternated between your breasts, you found yourself lifting your hips to grind your mound against him.

Rossi moved to press his mouth against your ear. “Desperate, are we?”

You whimpered as he nibbled at the shell of your ear. You were desperate; your clit throbbed and you could feel your wetness slowly leaking into your panties.

Rossi moved himself off you suddenly, making you whine at the loss of contact. He unbuttoned his shirt, throwing it to the side before bringing his hands to your hips and sliding your panties off. He lowered his head between your legs, placing kisses up your thighs until his mouth was inches away from your centre.

“Dave, please,” you moaned, lifting your hips to get him to give you attention where you needed it. You could feel his breath against your clit and it was driving you crazy.

Rossi used his fingers to spread your folds apart, allowing him to admire the way they glistened with your juices. “Please what, gattina? Use your words.”

“Please eat me out,” you practically begged, unable to handle more teasing.

“Since you asked so nicely,” he hummed before bringing his mouth to your centre.

“Fuck!” You groaned. His tongue was nothing short of heavenly; circling your clit before sucking it into his mouth. He alternated his attention between your clit and your opening, using his tongue to slurp up the juices that collected between your folds.

You could feel your orgasm approaching as Rossi continued his ministrations. You buried your fingers into his hair, pushing his face against your core. You could feel him moan against you as he sucked your clit back into his mouth, his eyes focused on you panting above him. Your legs clamped around Ross’s head and you cried out as waves of pleasure rocked through you.

When you finally relaxed, Rossi brought his mouth back up to yours. “I love the way you taste,” he mumbled against your lips. You moaned into his mouth, already feeling warmth pooling low in your belly once again.

Rossi lifted himself from between your legs and stood in front of the couch. He helped guide you onto all fours, your hands now gripping the back of the couch while he stood behind you.

You were practically dripping in anticipation when you heard the sound of Rossi unbuckling his belt and his pants dropping. His hand gripped your hip to steady himself as he slowly rubbed his cock along your slit. “You’re so wet for me, bella,” he husked as his cock dragged through your folds, pressing against your clit.

“Please, Dave,” you pleaded, making the agent’s cock twitch against you. Your grip on the couch tightened as he nudged your clit repeatedly with his cock. “I need you in me.”

You gasped as he suddenly slid into you, his thick cock filling you right away. “God, Y/N,” he hissed as your walls clenched around him. “It’s like you were made for me.” Both of his hands now gripped your hips as he let you adjust to his cock before starting to thrust into you slowly.

You groaned at the feeling of him sliding in and out, and he picked up the pace as you relaxed around him. Rossi seemed to know just how to make you cry out, his cock repeatedly hitting the sweet spot inside of you.

One of Rossi’s hands left your hips to grab your shoulder, pulling you flush against him. You were now kneeling on the couch as he continued fucking you from behind, the new angle even more pleasurable.

The sound of skin on skin filled the room, your bodies sticking to each other as they became slick with sweat. “Fuck,” you cried out, your voice shaky as he pounded into you. “Your cock feels so good.”

“Never thought I’d hear you say those words out loud Agent L/N.” Rossi husked in your ear. He was close, and judging by the way you were milking his cock, so were you. He pulled out suddenly, grinning at the frustrated sound you let out.

“Come here, gattina. I’m not done with you yet, don’t worry.” He sat down on the couch and pulled you over so that your legs were on either side of him, your dripping cunt hovering over his cock.

Rossi guided his cock back into you and you sank down until you were completely filled by him again. You leaned forward and placed your hands on his shoulders for support as you began moving your hips up and down his cock.

Rossi began matching your movements, thrusting upwards into you. You watched with pleasure as he groaned at the feel of you clenching around him, the knot within you tightening with every thrust.

“That’s it, ride me, dolcezza. Ride my fucking cock.” Rossi grunted as your hips snapped against his, tits bouncing in his face. He took one of your nipples into his mouth while his thumb began rubbing circles around your clit. Your head was cloudy with pleasure, making it difficult to speak. “Dave,” you cried out, the wave building inside you on the brink of crashing.

“Come for me, gattina. You can do it. I want to feel you come all over my cock.” Rossi panted below you.

His words were all you needed to go over the edge; you let out a groan, rocking your hips against him as your hole clenched around his cock. You moaned his name over and over, your nails digging into the bare skin of his shoulder as your orgasm rocked through you.

“That’s it, Y/N, good girl.” Rossi moaned as his cock twitched inside you. He captured your lips with his, groaning into your mouth as hot spurts of his cum shot into you.

You slumped against him, both of your foreheads pressed together and damp with sweat. Rossi pressed a soft kiss against your lips before gently helping you off him.

He stepped back into his boxers before disappearing. In that moment, the couch felt like the comfiest place in the world and you felt your eyes closing.

Rossi returned with a damp cloth and a glass of water. “Up, bella,” he said, handing you the water as he helped you up. As you soothed your parched throat, he used the cloth to wipe down your skin and between your legs.

Satisfied with his work, he pressed a kiss into your hair. “You were amazing, Y/N.”

You smiled up at him before meeting his lips in a kiss. “So were you.”

Rossi took his shirt from the floor and gave it to you to put on before walking with you upstairs. You used his bathroom, smiling to yourself at your ‘just fucked’ reflection: hair messy, makeup smudged, and lips swollen.

You returned to the bedroom and joined Rossi in his bed, sighing as he pulled you close. Your head rested against his chest, his own head over yours while his arm was slung over your waist.

As you closed your eyes and snuggled into him, you heard his voice from above you. “Well? Are you satisfied now?”

You laughed into his chest at the question. “Yes, Dave. I’m satisfied.” You answered, pressing a kiss against his skin before the two of you gave in to the pull of sleep.

[pinkamour1588]

WIP Wednesday

I really gotta make a header for this stuff.

Tagged by the lovely @thighzp

Someone on the brownstone server, in a slightly roundabout way, gave me the idea of Alex and Henry having a pet named Cream Cheese (cause, you know, they live in NYC and have a beagle...beagle and cream cheese...) Anyway, that devolved into me having the fic idea of them acquiring cats through the cat distribution system.

~~~

On the fourth day, he was woken not by his alarm, but by a familiar hand shaking his shoulder.

“Hi…” Alex mumbled, not even opening his eyes.

“Hi. Why is there a box of kittens in our shower?” Henry asked.

“Hm? Oh, yeah, David found them outside a few days ago.”

“And why are they in our shower?”

Alex blinked his eyes open to look at Henry, who was kneeling next to him on the bed. “Waited for their mom but she didn’t come back,” he answered as if that explained it all.

“So now they’re in our shower?”

“Yeah. Called a few rescues but no one could take them.” He shrugged.

“And you didn’t think this was important to mention before I came home?”

“Must’ve slipped my mind.”

~~~

Quick side note: In real life, don't bring an animal into the household without everyone agreeing to it. Everyone should consent to having a new animal in the household, regardless of how they come into the household. In this scenario, Alex knew it was highly unlikely Henry would be angry, and rather that Henry would just be confused but fine with it.

Tagging...idk. Wednesday is almost over and I just remembered to share this.

[deadbydangit]

As I was about to write something else, I noticed two bunnies hopping along in my backyard and it gave me an idea for something else. Please enjoy!

When the Reader brings home an animal.

Deathslinger, Nightmare, Spirit, Trickster, Ghostface

Deathslinger

He would've been perfectly content just drinking in the bar with just you.

And it had been that way for a long time.

Till you came back one day hiding something in your shirt.

"Okay. I'll bite. What is it?"

He thought you were hiding a gift or something.

He wasn't expecting you to pull out a kitten.

"No."

No matter how much you plead and cry.

No, don't give him those puppy dog eyes.

No, you can't-

Ugh, he can stay the night.

Okay, only till he finds a good home.

Well... He's your cat now.

You walked in on him one day, speaking to someone.

"Alright Fluffy. Now I may be the man around here, but if I'm not around you gotta promise to protect them. Ya' here?"

The cat was on the bar table next to him, lapping up a bowl of water.

Talking to the kitty like they were old friends.

He doesn't really do the baby talk thing.

"I trust you. I know you love them as much as I do. So we have to work together."

Don't tell Caleb you saw that.

He'll totally deny it.

But if his little Fluffy catches a rat, he's going to put that cat on a pedestal.

He's super proud of his cat.

"Look at that Darlin'. We won't be having any pest problems."

Nightmare

No, stop. Stop right there.

You're trying to sneak something in. He can tell.

Empty your pockets....

Both of them!

A frog?

Where did you get a frog?

Whatever, no, you can't keep it.

No, don't look at him like that. The answer is no.

No. Seriously.

Augh! Fine! But he wants nothing to do with the damned thing.

It's your pet. Not his. He won't be taking care of it.

You started noticing books on frog care around the house.

"It's not good to give them water that hasn't been purified."

"You aren't feeding him enough."

"You can't touch them like that."

So much for it being all your pet.

He's basically taking over.

It's like he's taking the frog as his own child.

It's pretty cute to walk in and see Freddy having full conversations with the frog.

"So yeah, trials were pretty good today. That David asshole really got what was coming to him."

Don't remind him of the time when he didn't want the little critter.

Because he will firmly deny it.

Spirit

It's a toss up over who would be the first to bring an animal home.

You don't even have to try and sneak it in.

Is that a puppy?

And Rin is all over the dog.

Kisses, hugs, plans on what you'll need to get, and all the possible names!

She is a huge softy for animals, especially fluffy ones.

"Oh! Let's keep her!"

She's the type to bring any animal home and ask to keep them.

And the baby talk this girl can do.

"Who's my wittle pumpkin? Who's the cutest wittle baby ever? It's you! Mommy woves you. Yes she does."

She won't even care if you're in the room to witness this.

Hell, join her in spoiling the puppy.

And outfits, she has so many outfits for the dog.

You have no idea where they even came from.

You will never see that pup without something on.

Hair bows, bandanas, hats, sometimes even little shirts or dresses.

She will find matching clothes for the three of you.

Don't think this dog won't be the most spoiled thing ever.

Trickster

Are you hiding something from him?

You are!

What's this? You've been hiding a bunny in your closet?!

He doesn't really care that you've been hiding it.

He's upset that it might receive more attention than him.

Ji-Woon is the super jealous type.

So jealous that he'll be glaring at this rabbit whenever you're carrying it.

Whenever you say you're about to go feed your bunny or play with them, Ji-Woon refuses to let you go.

You should pay more attention to him.

You should only pay attention to him.

Isn't he enough?

He'll come around though.

If the bunny makes you that happy, then he'll tolerate it.

Just make sure to give both of them lots of attention.

Ghostface

He actually was the one to bring the animal in.

"Hey babe, check out what I found!"

That's a snake.

That... Is that safe?

"Don't worry. He's super chill, see?"

He will shove that snake in your face.

He seems to have really tamed this animal.

You're going to be the one taking care of the snake.

It's name is Hisses, apparently.

"Yeah, like kisses, but he hisses. So it's Hisses. Get it."

Being terrible at naming things aside.

Danny is really happy.

The way he shows off his darling snake.

"Hey Sally! Look!"

He really enjoys showing people who are or potentially are afraid of snakes.

That power he gets over them.

It's going to get him into a significant amount of trouble.

But he's just so happy, and who are you to take that happiness away from him.

[sad-ghost-of-garbage]

Ivy Act III

Author: SadGhostofGarbage

David x G/N reader and Michael x G/N reader

Warnings: MDNI! TOXIC relationships, DARK fic, swearing, cheating on a partner, torture, mental manipulation, pet names, David calls himself daddy but like he’s not wrong. Mentions of sex. Reader having insecurities.

This is where things kick up, read the warnings, this is a DARK chapter

Act III SUMMER 

“The kind of stuff that makes me a monster.” 

Michael’s words have been all you could think about. What did they mean? Why would he think himself a monster? Surely Michael would never do something so awful that he could be considered a monster? The weight of his words hung on your neck like a brick. You so desperately wanted to help him, sitting idle and watching his pain made your stomach churn.

Tonight you were torn between being excited and worried. Excited because David invited you to the cave to hangout with him and the boys, worried because you can’t stop thinking about Michael, you wanted to prove to him that he was good and that he wasn’t what he proclaimed himself to be. Entering the cave was always tricky and this time was no different as you stumbled into the main cavern. The music was already playing and it seemed the boys were already up to shenanigans. David caught you as you stumbled and wrapped an arm around your shoulder. 

“You ready for one hell of a night kitten?” He starts leading you over to the middle of the room. “I can’t wait for you to meet our good friend,” with his other arm he makes a sweeping gesture over to a figure who was currently preoccupied by politely listening to one of Paul’s rants. A figure that made you stiffen and your heart stop. “Michael, come over here and meet my beloved.” Turning at the sound of his name Michael’s eyes fill  with shock and horror as his gaze meets yours. Michael had known you were in a relationship. That technically you were someone else's, but that didn’t stop either of you from exploring the feelings and sensations that you felt when together. Michael just hadn’t known you were in a relationship with David. “Look at that kitten you’ve got him speechless, how’s the saying go?” With a shit eating grin he pulls you onto his lap as he sits. “What’s the matter Michael, cat got your tongue?” Michael’s eyes lingered on you for too long it seemed, and did not go unnoticed. David’s gaze flicked between the two of you, “Although it seems like you two are already acquainted, Michael?” Snapped out of his shock and horror he shakes his head and replies,

“We bumped into each other the other day, I just didn’t know they were the one you were talking about. Just shocked it was a semi-familiar face.”

“Yeah, he helped me out when I almost fell.” You say, it was technically the truth, just not the whole truth. 

 “It’s good that you two get along then.” David leans forward putting his lip onto your temple, his eyes never leaving Michael’s. Since you were facing Michael you couldn’t see the smirk on David’s lips as he kissed you either. “Since you two will be spending a long time together.”

You couldn’t help but squirm, being in David’s grasp while under Michael’s gaze was torture, all you wanted was to be in Michael’s arms instead, and every touch from David send frigid chills down your body seeming to encourage the blonde even further.

After that night in the cave your life was turned upside down. When you met Michael the next day he tried to tell you that you needed to stop seeing David and him. 

“What the hell are you talking about Michael? Are you telling me you don’t want to see me anymore?” The foggy feeling of loneliness started to seep back into your mind as your heart started to break.

“No god no! Of course I don’t want to stop seeing you, it’s just-. Look, you can’t be around either of us, it's not safe.”

“What the hell do you mean?”

“Do you remember when I said I was a monster?”

“Yes and-” before you could even protest, he was cutting you off.

“No matter your opinion on it, I am what I am and it’s because of David.”

“Okay but you would never hurt me Michael, I trust you. Whatever it is you can tell me, I can help you. I want to help you.”

“No, the last person who tried… No, I don't want David hurting you.”

“He wouldn’t hurt me Michael, sure he’s scary but he wouldn’t-” out of frustration Michael cuts you off.

“He’s a goddamn vampire y/n!” His blue eyes blaze with emotion so many your heart drops, fear, pain, worry, and love to name the easily recognized. “He killed Star, threatened my family, and I love you and I don’t want him to turn you into this!” Gesturing to himself he slumps to the ground as tears well in his eyes. Stunned, you sit down next to Michael. 

Vampires? 

Did you believe it? 

Michael seemed to; he was too emotional to be pulling a prank on you, meaning he had to believe it himself. 

“So you’re a vampire too?” Sniffling and clearing his throat he shakes his head.

“No I’m only half, David gave me till the end of month to… Till I have to be fully embraced.”

“Embraced?” 

“The term certain vampires use to describe the ‘turning’ of a human into a vampire” 

“Oh, how-”

“Look y/n you have to stop seeing us, please for your own safety.”

“I’m not leaving you Michael. Not now, not ever, we’ll figure something out okay?”

You wanted nothing more than to be in Michael’s arms. For him to choose you, but he had been hesitant; terrified of what David would do if he found out. One wrong move from either of you and it was over, David would frenzy and only the gods knew what kind of hell would freeze over the earth if he knew what the two of you were doing behind his back. But Michael had to make a decision soon because as he watched you sitting on David’s lap lighting a cigarette for the blonde, he knew he had to decide quickly. David’s words from the other night haunted Michael, David had revealed his intention to turn you into a monster like him; 

“Since you two will be spending a long time together.” 

Michael couldn’t stand the thought of you being like David. Any longer and he’d have to watch you drink from the bottle. No, he made up his mind. Just Imagining Marko approaching David with the bottle made him sick. Michael thought he would never feel real fear again after David had threatened to kill his family if he didn’t join the pack, but imagining the moment David tipped the bottle to your lips, he felt his heart stop. That was the morning he told you to run. The two of you had made a plan, you were going to disappear during the day when the boys couldn't get to you. Michael would go looking for you and come back empty handed. He would stall for time until he could figure out a way to escape David’s influence.

 A way for the both of you to be together.

Every moment with Michael was warm, it was the feeling of the sun kissing your skin. The feeling of the yellows and oranges when watching a sunrise. The heat that Michael made blossom in your chest was a stark contrast of the icy shivers David made roll down your back. David was cold and so was his love. David is the glass of ice water you drink down after a long run. The crisp ocean waves that soothe your sunburned skin. David is the glacier keeping you from flying into the sun.  What were you doing? Were you really going to run? To risk everything just for a chance at being with Michael?

Michael.

His name still sends shivers down your spine; winter used to be your favorite, but the thawing nature of spring started melting into your heart. No longer did you care for the cold but longed for the heat that the summer would bring. 

The motel room was dark, curtains tightly closed. 

You were safe.

Taking a deep breath to help clear your mind. The past week had been terrifying, anxiety filled your body to the point of overflow, you felt like an overcharged battery. Traveling as quiet and as fast as you could during the day, and bunkering down in dingy motels at night to lay low. The adrenaline from the ride out of town was wearing off, living on the run was getting exhausting. The anxiety was slowly fading away the further you got from Santa Carla.

You are safe.

Getting as far away from Santa Carla during the daylight was stressful, but not as near as painful as it was to say goodbye to Michael.

Michael.

Just the thought of him made your heart lurch in your chest, you couldn’t wait to see him again. As if your desperate soul summoned him; a sound from the otherside of the room startled you. Looking over you were even more shocked to see your lover standing by the door.

“Michael? What are you doing here? I thought you had to take care of things before you would join me?” He stayed quiet and it seemed as if he was struggling with something. “Michael what’s wrong?” Starting to approach you, you could start to see that something was wrong. “Michael, you're scaring me, what’s going on?”

“I told you I was a monster.” His voice came out in a growl, and just like with any predator, it set the hairs on your body rigid. Michael lunged for you; and you made an attempt to get to the door. Barely managing to slip from his claws as you run out of the motel down to the parking lot.

Fire burned in your lungs as you scrambled to escape, your body felt like molten lava as it kicked into overdrive pushing you to run faster. Tears started to blur your vision; this was not how it was supposed to go. Michael was supposed to love you, why he was doing this made your head spin. Screaming out as searing pain burned throughout your body, vision going white, there was a ringing in your ears.

No it was your voice.

Your screams echoing in your ears. Blazing blue eyes met yours and they were burning with an intensity that nearly stopped your heart.

There was blood on his face, and a sickening amount was dripping from his lips when his mouth opened and his voice grated at your eardrums.

“I’m sorry.” Hands slick with warm blood gripped at your legs dragging you closer to his figure.

“I trusted you Michael! Let me go!” You tried kicking and thrashing around but you were no match for his unnatural strength even without suffering from blood loss. There was pain radiating from your neck, a burning pain that throbbed and gushed with every pulse of your heart.

“You have to believe,” a sickening crunch filled his pause along with your wail of agony, as his hand came down and broke one of your legs. “That I don’t want to do this!” Your throat is raw from screaming and you're delirious from the pain. You make no effort to reply, only wishing the blistering pain would go away. In the midst of the burning  agony you feel ice touch your body, the cold soothing the burn in your flesh. Leaning further into the comforting cold you chase the sensation of numbness that the cold brings. As you come down from the pain, exhaustion weighs you down. Drifting off you hear Michael’s sobbing apologies get drowned out by the cold whispers of David, his soft shushing and ice blue eyes sending you to dreamland, where you hoped you’d dream of a blizzard.

Tagging @britany1997​ also if you want to be tagged just let me know. 

[section-askblog]

Here have a kitten David.

He was holding it up in his hands, holding it out or David.

- @cordiesdiecomesback

"Aww, a kitten!" David almost instantly smiles, holding a hand out so the kitten would tell that he wasn't a threat. Once the kitten approved, he gently scooped the kitten into his arms, gently petting its head before lightly scratching its ears. "Look at you, so adorable." He coos to the kitten, continuing his affectionate gestures while he looks into the kitten's eyes. He's trying to find out if they have a name already...

[trofysisters]

Катя

Карине было еще мало лет, но она уже влюбилась в Давида и была готова сбежать с ним на край мира. Вот бы еще стать с ним хорошими друзьями, чтобы он ей не отказал. (Karina was still young, but she had already fallen in love with David and was ready to run away with him to the end of the world. If only they could become good friends with him so that he would not refuse her)

Из-за того, что его единственное дитя начало от него отдаляться, Сашка решил завести питомца, которому мог бы дарить свою любовь, когда дочь окончательно его покинет. Выбор пал на милого черного щеночка по имени Лерой. (Due to the fact that his only child began to move away from him, Sasha decided to get a pet to whom he could give his love when his daughter finally leaves him. The choice fell on a cute black puppy named Leroy)

Когда щенка привезли из приюта, Сашка бросился к нему, чтобы завести с ним дружбу, (When the puppy was brought from the shelter, Sasha rushed to him to make friends with him,)

но Карина оказалась проворнее. Девочка решила, что щенок взят для нее, ведь всё, что делал папа, было для нее и ради нее. (but Karina was quicker. The girl decided that the puppy was taken for her, because everything dad did was for her and for her sake)

Однако поиграть со щеночком ей не удалось, поскольку тот стремительно вырос.  “Согласно багажной квитанции, От вас получили багаж: Диван, чемодан, саквояж, Картину, корзину, картонку И маленькую собачонку. Однако за время пути Собака могла подрасти!” (However, she did not manage to play with the puppy, because he grew rapidly. “Let’s look through the receipts in quiet They say that you checked in to ship The couch, the pouch, the grip, The hamper, the paper, the hat, And also the pint-sized mutt. However while been on a trip A puppy may grow a bit.”)

Карина сильно расстроилась, она хотела щенка или котенка, а не огромного пса. Однако она сходила на площадку для собак, чтобы купить питомцу ошейник. (Karina was very upset, she wanted a puppy or a kitten, not a huge dog. However, she went to the dog park to buy a collar for the pet)

Зато там она встретила Виктора, которого пригласила в недавно открывшееся бомбическое кафе. Запах кофе там был отпадный! (But there she met Victor, whom she invited to a recently opened amazing cafe. The smell of coffee was awesome!)

Вот только если Карина проявляла к Виктору дружеский интерес, то сестра Давида, Ада, открыто по нему вздыхала, чем вводила парня в ступор, ведь он намного старше ее. (That's just, if Karina showed friendly interest in Victor, then David's sister, Ada, openly sighed for him, which put the guy into a stupor, because he is much older than her.)

Гуляя с Виктором, Карина пропустила День рождения мамы. Впрочем, Катя не хотела устраивать праздник. Единственный, кого она хотела бы видеть в этот момент, Сашка, был на работе. А Катя с работы уволилась, поскольку муж заработал достаточно денег на спокойную старость. (Walking with Viktor, Karina missed her mother's birthday. However, Katya did not want to arrange a holiday. The only person she would like to see at that moment, Sasha, was at work. And Katya quit her job, because her husband earned enough money for a peaceful old age)

Итак, Катя купила тортик, пожелала сама себе счастья-здоровья  (So, Katya bought a cake, wished herself happiness and health)

и стала старше. (and got older)

Первым делом нужно было обновить гардероб, поэтому Катя направилась в магазин, и на лестничной площадке натолкнулась на Анфису и Эдуарда. Как же прекрасно, когда любовь с годами не угасает! (The first step was to update the wardrobe, so Katya went to the store, and met Anfisa and Eduard on the landing. How wonderful it is when love does not fade over the years!)

Сегодня постарел и глава их семьи, Сашка. Вместо торта он принес собственноручно изготовленную пиццу. (Today, the head of their family, Sashka, has also grown old. Instead of cake, he brought homemade pizza)

Катя купила новую одежду не только себе, но и супругу. Теперь она могла быть спокойна: они снова органично смотрятся вместе. Сашку же очень сильно беспокоило, что его пес начал портить мебель, поэтому Сашка изучил контроль над чувствами. Лучше бы он начал воспитывать собаку. (Katya bought new clothes not only for herself, but also for her husband. Now she could be calm: they again look organically together. Sasha, on the other hand, was very worried that his dog began to spoil the furniture, so Sasha learned control over feelings. It would be better if he started raising a dog)

Карине тоже стоило начать контролировать себя: она набросилась на гадальный автомат в парке аттракционов, получив от него неприятный ответ. (Karina, too, should have begun to control herself: she attacked a fortune-telling machine in an amusement park, having received an unpleasant answer from him)

Зато следующее предсказание ее полностью удовлетворило: “Любовь в ее будущем будет ослепительна”. Отлично! Осталось только заставить Давида признаться в любви к ней и загнат�� его в их ослепительное совместное будущее. (But the following prediction completely satisfied her: “Love in her future will be dazzling.” Great! It remains only to force David to confess his love for her and drive him into their dazzling future together)

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[littlemisskittentoes]

Weekend WIP Game

holy guacamole, so many of you tagged me. i appreciate you all so much @affectionatelyrs @@read-and-write- @happiness-of-the-pursuit @hgejfmw-hgejhsf @daisymae-12

Rules: List your WIPs (if you only write one fic at a time, feel free to include future WIPs/ideas!) then answer the following questions. Then, tag as many people as you have WIPs (or more)

WIP List- this has my little brain blasts, ones with actual words, and ones still living in the realm of brainstorming

it always leads to you (in my home town) -- childhood friends au/ 'tis the damn season au

don't you call him baby-- second chance romance/kensington divergence au

tell me anything you like (except for goodbye)-- assassination attempt au

5+1 alcholic alex fic

Threesgiving-- featuring dom!alex, needy henry, and pez as a guest star

college au/stoner alex oneshot

pet play oneshot-- featuring kitten!henry

local bdsm dungeon meet cute fic

aftercare oneshot

greek mythology au-- featuring alex as persephone, henry as hades, and david as cerberus

2. Which of your WIPs is currently the longest?

'tis the damn season au! there are so many vignettes i'm really excited about for this fic that i've already started penning out. it also has a fairly hefty outline

3. Which WIP do you expect will end up being the longest?

don't you call him baby. this one definitely has the biggest character arcs, and a timeline that needs to span a decent number of years.

4. Which WIP is your favorite to write/ the most enjoyable to write? Why?

i'm really excited to write the dungeon meet-cute. i have a sneaking suspicion this will end up being a series of oneshots. i'm just like, so in love with firstprince being involved in the community and caring about community etiquette and watching them learn. also, i'm so exciting for witty banter laced within their first negotiations with each other.

5. Which WIP do you find most intimidating to write? Why?

the assassination attempt au. this one is going to be HEAVY, chickens. there's a lot of emotional turmoil. it's also a bit of a character study with henry, while i typically tend to write from alex's pov. also slightly concerned about backing myself into a corner with medical inaccuracies

6. Which WIP do you experience the most self-doubt about? Why?

don't you call him baby. it has a long timeline of events that i have to construct and stay true to. it also features henry absolutely decimating alex's heart. so i'm worried about being able to pull that off while still keeping the readers rooting for him to end up with alex.

7. Which of your WIPs will you seek out a beta/sensitivity reader for? Why?

probably anything longer than a oneshot or a 5+1. i'm not super familiar with working on longer pieces and want to make sure they won't be coming across as boring or poor quality.

8. Have any of your WIPs been struck by the curse of writer's block?

greek mythology au, which breaks my heart. i love the concept, but don't know i'll ever have enough brain hatching to let it come to fruition

9. Which WIP has your favorite OC? Tell us about them

don't you call him baby will feature alex having a boyfriend named Noah for a portion of the story! Noah is meant to be someone we know isn't going to end up with alex. but we still genuinely like him. he's kind, he's supportive, he cares deeply about alex. he's honestly a bit of a golden retriever.

10. Which WIP is the sexiest?

Threesgiving baby!

11. Which WIP is the angstiest?

assassination attempt au. there's a lot of hurt and emotional turmoil from a lot of our favorite characters. we see June, Zahra, Ellen, Oscar, and Henry really struggling. and there won't be much comfort.

my goal for this fic is for it to be a bit of a gut-wrenching read, a go to 'i need to read something to make me cry' fic. but edged with a hint of hope

12. Which WIP has the best characterization (in your humble opinion)?

i hope it'll be either the assassination attempt au, or the 5+1 alcoholic alex fic. both depend pretty intensely on introspection and living in a character's head

13. Which WIP has the best setting (in your humble opinion)?

dungeon meet-cute. gotta love a local dungeon as the staging for a fic

14. Which WIP have you worked the hardest on?

i'd say probably don't you call him baby. i've worked pretty hard to try to nail down a rough timeline for it, which has seemed like a lot more work than just sitting and hammering out writing scenes for me

15. Which WIP do you have the highest expectations for?

'tis the damn season au. i have so many cute vignettes for it. i'm gonna hate myself if it doesn't string together well

16. Do you dream about any of your WIPs?

not so far! but i do daydream about them a lot. i'll brainstorm vignettes for wips and let them play in my head as a little movie during mundane life things

17. Do any of your WIPs have any particular complexities that your other fics don't?

the assassination attempt au barely has alex in it. for the vast VAST majority of the fic, alex will be in surgery or still unconscious recovery. it depends SO heavily on the other characters. that fic also demands a hospital setting, and medical information that i've got to do some deeper research for

18. Which WIP is the funniest or has the most humor?

funny you ask, i'm actually atrocious at writing humor and try to avoid it like the plague. but i'm hoping the aftercare oneshot has a special sense of levity and sweetness. and the dungeon meet-cute is going to aim for some funny banter

19. Do any of your WIPs contain outside POVs or a deep dive on a character other than the main ship? How are you finding that process?

the assassination attempt au dives into a lot of characters! it is intimidating haha. more than anything i'm just nervous about writing any of the characters that i love so much in a way that doesn't feel authentic

20. Tell us something we don't know about one or more of your WIPs

don't you call him baby will showcase alex deciding to get sober early into the fic, and will include david playing matchmaker!

it always leads to you (in my hometown) reunites henry and alex through pez and a dairy aisle. henry also has a tattoo in it.

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honestly, i'm a bit late to the game and have no idea who hasn't already done this, but if you haven't consider this an open tag to do so!!