#david tennant pay for my therapy

[clitbiter]

“donna, is that you?” PLEASE SHOOTING ME IN THE FRONTAL CORTEX WOULD HURT LESS.

[starfruitsomething]

🥲

[thehistoriasystem]

I remember watching the last 20 minutes of S2E6 with my partner for the first time and we were both super excited because we thought the Metatron was giving the same talk to Aziraphale that Nina and Maggie were giving to Crowley and that Ineffable Husbands were going to confess to each other and get together 😭

God, take me back.

[emotinalsupportturtle]

I love how most of us are either watching Doctor Who or Staged to heal from the episode 6 of Good Omens, which are both TERRIBLE ideas.

We all know what an emotional rollercoaster doctor who is (especially the 10th doctor's run)

and although Staged for most of the part is fun, completely hilarious and one of my favourite comfort shows, I completely forgot how season 3 ended. I mean what can be worse than Michael and David deciding to take a break from each other? So in retrospect that (watching staged) was not the best idea either.

[sspookyspoonss]

I know nothing about Doctor Who except what friends occasionally excitedly tell me. I am also bored. Here is an undoubtably factual explanation of each of the ‘new?’ Doctors:

Doctor…. Who??????:

I know nothing about this guy. Nobody I know talks about Christopher Eccleston nor have I caught wind of any internet discussion. My conclusion is there is a conspiracy to not talk about him for no reason other than the fandom got bored and thought it would be funny. I think this Doctor would like to go to football matches and would get very upset if the team he likes doesn’t win. You would probably randomly meet him at a pub and would have a nice chat with him, however, he’d take you back to the Tardis and you would most likely die via Dalek plunger (a thing I am informed they can kill you with). I also think he would like watching reality TV, he gives of that vibe.

Tumblr Doctor:

The internet likes this guy. David Tennant is cool, so I understand. I think this is ‘wibbly wobbly timey wimey’ guy so I am inclined to think that he also says things like ‘milkys’ and ‘dindins’ to his friends. Even if he is not ‘timey wimey’ guy I still think he still would say ‘milkys’ and the like, gives off that vibe.

He has some angst to do with a woman. I’m not sure why but I’m guessing it’s to do with Thomas Edison. The Doctor knows he stole most of his inventions because he can time travel and saw it happen, not stopping him is one of the Doctor’s greatest failures, however, his lady friend is a victim of the British Education system and thinks otherwise. They break up over it, angst ensues, Thomas Edison has ruined someone else’s life even after he’s dead.

‘I don’t like this guy’ Doctor:

I do not like this Doctor, worst one. Nothing against Matt Smith or his performance, I’m sure it was brilliant, I’ve seen that Van Gough clip and it made me cry 10/10. More importantly than that however, my supposed childhood best friend who was actually just bullying and manipulating me said he was her favourite so I look at him and remember I wasted my childhood with her. He can make it up to me if he time travels and gets child me a better friend. Then he will be the best Doctor.

He or Tumblr Doctor has a wife????? I think???? I’m not sure but which one it is but because of my bias I’m saying it’s this guy. I know it’s dodgy because of time travel so he needs to go to space jail (or as Tumblr Doctor probably calls it, the ‘Naughty Step’). I’m assuming they also have a child, making every reincarnation of the Doctor from here on out a deadbeat who needs to pay A LOT of child support. That is why he regenerated, so he could avoid paying it, ‘Court can’t prove I’m the Dad if I don’t have his face.’ Arsehole.

Screwdriver scandal TM Doctor:

He looks like a nice guy. This Doctor would sit you down and give you a therapy session after you nearly get killed by a Weeping Angel. I would like having a talk with him, it would be nice. I feel like he is the most well adjusted Doctor, although that could just be Peter Capaldi’s immaculate vibes. This Doctor pays his taxes. He doesn’t like Paddington Bear for some reason. Due to his well adjustedness, I am lead to believe the twist in Paddington 3 is that Paddington is The Master (who I think is a villain) and will go on a rampage across London, turning people into Marmalade. It will be up to the Doctor and the family I’ve forgotten the name of, to stop him. This would also provide an explanation for why the Mum’s actor has changed, to fix Paddingtons mess they had to time travel which led to the Dad marrying a different woman.

He threw away the Sonic Screwdriver apparently. Previously mentioned childhood best friend complained to no end about it to me. Knowing fanbases other people were also likely very upset, I’m guessing it felt like it did to me when Luke Skywalker chucked his lightsaber over his shoulder in The Last Jedi. I also think Screwdrivergate is a tragedy because they didn’t take the opportunity to replace the Screwdriver with another, even sillier, Sonic _______. I suggest either a Sonic Scented Candle or a Sonic Keyring. Alas, it was not to be.

‘WOMAN AAAAAAAAAAAAA’ Doctor:

People don’t like her because woman. People also don’t like her because of bad writing. Last time I checked, neither of these are Jodie Whittaker’s fault. I don’t have much to say about her except my new, (actually great this time) friend who likes Doctor Who has an emotional reaction every time she is brought up. Genuine sadness and disappointment in my friends eyes. I suggest that this means this is a fantastic Doctor, to the point it is art. A sign of good art is something that garners a strong emotional reaction. Despair at the state of the franchise and societies misogyny may not have been the intention, but a strong reaction is incurred nonetheless, so success, this is art now.

‘Guess Who’s back!’ Doctor:

Erm, not sure how in canon this works but David Tennant seems to be having a nice time so it’s good. The alternative name for this Doctor is ‘Production Budget Doctor’ because from the ends of episodes I’ve seen (I watch Strictly Come Dancing because ooo pretty dresses and it’s on after) the Tardis looks very fancy and like it’s from a big budget film. Coffee also got spilled on it which is funny because it messed the Tardis up, meaning not even the technology of a near God can withstand dumbass humans with liquids. Hilarious. Also, an apt metaphor for many things.

In conclusion: I’m sorry for any brain damage caused to the good members of the Doctor Who fanbase who read this. Have a nice day.



[cyber-corp]

2023: The year of all time

This felt like the first year post-COVID where things really kicked into high gear for me personally. My new year's resolution was that I would go out and have fun for once.

And had fun I did.

I did some voicework reading for a story podcast, I went to a bunch of amazing concerts (nothing beats seeing Weird Al for my birthday!), and I sorted out a bunch of RL stuff and put a neat little bow on it. Thank goodness.

But fuck all that sappy shit: Here's a small collection of things I really enjoyed this year!

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse: An excellent sequel to a seemingly unfollow-uppable first film. Takes everything from ITSV, and amps it up to twenty with a stunning visual style, a sonically fitting soundtrack, and a meta-commentary on the nature of Spider-Man's character and whether they really deserve all the tragedy thrown at them.

Aunty Donna's Coffee Cafe: The guys who made Pud did another show, this time with funding from the Australian Government! While stripped back in its setting, they continue to provide the same stupid bullshit that put me into laughing fits as they did with their Netflix show. Haven't they done well.

Scott Pilgrim Takes Off: I think when people heard about "An animated Scott Pilgrim show with the live-action cast and Edgar Wright producing", they did not expect "A proper dissection of Ramona Flowers' character and her motivations, as well as her own journey of forgiving the Evil Exes. Also lots of yaoi." Scott Pilgrim continues to dominate as the premier "guy learns not to be a shithead" franchise.

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Live in Accor Stadium: The Peppers prove their pertained power as performers by playing the purest psalms in their prospectus from the past 35 years (eugh, what a mouthful). Flea came out, did a 30-second handstand, waved and said hello to the moon and then got up some people littering in the crowd. Their life is more than just a read-through.

Caroline Polachek - Desire, I Want to Turn Into You: I had absolutely no clue who Caroline was before I listened to this album. I now realise that she might just be the person that pop needs right now. A soaring collection of songs destined to become classics down the line, like a greatest hits compilation that doesn't exist. We're all on Caroline's island, and we ain't leaving.

Bomb Rush Cyberfunk: I kept my eye on this game as it was developing, and it was absolutely worth it to see it come through in the end. Satisfying gameplay that requires you to learn how to combo to progress, an addicting artstyle inspired by Y2K, and the soundtrack. Holy fuck the soundtrack. I just can't get enuf.

Weird Al Yankovic - TUROTRSIIIVT: Man, what a title. Emu Phillips come out swinging with jokes I did not expect, and then Weird Al comes out aggressively swinging, with all the songs you don't know him for. He then did a polka melody of his parodies, did a ritual halfway through, and then ended the concert on a high note. Only the best from Strange Alfred.

Doctor Who 2023 Specials: That bastard David Tennant returning led me down the rabbit hole known as watching Doctor Who, and did it ever pay off more than these specials. A trans woman saves the day and the Doctor realises he's bi, black, and needs therapy. A magnificent close on a chapter of one of the greatest sci-fis ever, and a bright step into the future.

The Hyperfixation of the Year award goes to none other than

Homestuck, everyone's favourite webcomic! Everyone's.

And I think that's partly because I joined this website to begin with. I probably say this all the time, but leaving Reddit was probably the best decision I could have made at that time. As much as I reminisce, the communities I was in began to get a little stale. Same jokes, same shitposts, a different day. Tumblr in some strange way, is not that. It feels less like a big communal website and more like a collection of small towns spread across a large spot of land. Calm and village-like, you know?

So to all my mutuals, my followers, to the people that liked and reboggled my stinky posts, to all that offered mealworms and crickets in my askbox, thank you. "Gecko Boy" might just be a silly lil joke in the grand scheme of things, but it's a fun joke to play into.

Whatever comes next year, I know I've got the energy to keep going. Have a good 2024 everybody. <3

[from-jjlee]

russell t davis and david tennant, get your wallets ready to pay for my therapy

[improbabledreamgirl]

david tennant has the money to pay my therapy bills, so he better get on it if he’s gonna emote like that

[napolean-but-cringe]

Neil Gaiman, David Tennant and Michael Sheen Better be paying for my therapy bill

[gently-decaying-flowers]

i think Michael Sheen, David Tennant and Neil Gaiman should pay for my therapy considering all of my woes were caused by them.

/aff

[everwhovian]

Seeing Aziraphale walk to that elevator full-on sent me to go through the seven stages of grief. Shock. Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Definitely not acceptance and hope; and I most likely did not process my grief yet.

I'm in denial. I'm still in shock. I have reached depression.

Neil Gaiman, if you don't fix everything in season 3 I don't know what I'll do. Who am I kidding... my residency in ao3 will be long enough for them to start charging me rent....

Honestly, I don't care how you will fix it. Mr. Gaiman.... kidnap David Tennant and Michael Sheen and record season 3 on an old phone or anything but please just fix it. You can't leave it like that. I'm begging you. Please.

How can the first 6 minutes of Good Omens season 2 bring so much joy to me.... just to get crushed by the last 6 minutes.

Anyone care to pay for my therapy bills? Ao3, my beloved, here I come.

[starfruitsomething]

Once the hyper fixation kicks in no one is safe

[whyhereiam]

*warning for all capital letters and spoiler for Good Omens season 2*

OK SO K CAME BACK TO TUMBLR AFTER MONTHS TO SHOUT INTO THE VOID ABOUT GOOD OMENS SEASON 2 (LIKE IVE BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST HOUR BUT IN SCRIPT BC I WANT TO KNOW SOMEONE WILL READ THIS AND MY FEELINGS) SO YEAH - JUST KNOW THAT *IF* I COULD MAKE BIGGER CAPITAL LETTERS I WOULD

I AM *SCREAMING* AT CROWLEY, DAVID TENNANT, MICHEAL SHEEN, ALL SHOW PEOPLE ETC ETC FOR NOT STOPPING GAIMAN FROM WRITING THE ENDING (BUT MOSTLY IM SCREAMING AT AZIRAPHALE FOR STILL BELIEVING IN PEOPLE THAT HAVE HARMED YOU YOU SWEET ANGEL WITH HALF A F*CKING BRAINCELL *HOW* HAVE YOU NOT GONE TO THERAPY PLS YOU NEED IT, LOVE)

I- *coughs* I PAUSED THE ENTIRE SECOND HALF OF THE LAST EPISODE EVERY 3 SECONDS AND I KID YOU NOT WHEN I SAY I WAS SCREAMING THIS AND MORE INTO THE VOID THAT IS MY APARTMENT (and unfortunate next-door neighbours seeing as I have also thrown pillows and books at the walls) AND WHEN I SAY IT TOOK ME ABOUT TWO WHOLE HOURS TO GET THROUGH 20 MINUTES OF SCREEN TIME😭😭😭😭😭

I- Im angry, sad, angry, more sad, and just- idk how to express it but oh my god what a rollercoaster this has been🥲 if there’s not a season 3 I swear to everything that exists in (and outside) this universe that I will pay for a plane ticket and fly to wherever the one who’s in charge of shit like this at Amazon Prime and thoroughly convince them over a fika why there needs to be a season 3 of Good Omens :)

To summarise season 2:

I love it. I hate it. I think the characters actions make sense (hence I love it) and the result of those actions also make sense (hence I hate it).

I also so badly need a season three and fanfics to cure whatever the fuck Gaiman has done to me and the collective fandom :D

I liked all the ’footnotes’ and the rest of the season though so there’s that

[emotinalsupportturtle]

So in this last month so much good media has been released which I have been greedily devouring. The downside is I definitely require (more) therapy now. So I basically made a hit list (for therapy money)

People who owe me financial compensation for my therapy

Hozier

Neil fucking Gaiman

David Tennant and Michael Sheen

David Tennant (again, because he has to pay for at least 10 years of trauma)

Alternatively, things that have given me serotonin this last month

Miles Kane’s album (One Man Band deserves all the love, I definitely recommend checking it out)

Cillian Murphy being an absolute cinnamon roll in the Oppenheimer press tour

PS I have no idea where to put Taylor Swift but she’s there somewhere

[aq2003]

ive learned the context of this shot and i'm dead inside. david tennant please pay my therapy bills

fuck...

[idiotwithoutagoodname]

Today on Alex goes trough the hellsite experience: is the whole experience just sitting down while you wait for the world to turn on it axis and put your long forgotten blorbos back on your mind again? Like???

I was here crying over staged s3 cuz I thought watching that after good omens s2 would make me feel better. I WAS WRONG IM EVEN MORE UNWELL NOW. And then I was pondering whether or not to watch dr who cuz that was on trending earlier AND NOW MY SILLY LITTLE HORROR PODCAST IS TRENDING AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF ONLY TO GO ��oh yk what I haven’t catch up with my other silly gay horror/sci-fi/ fantasy podcast, wonder what they are up to” ONLY TO BE SLAPPED WITH YET MORE DEPRESSED DIVORCED MIDDLE AGE PEOPLE. I month ago I was a happier person than I am now, and I’m starting to think being in here is not going to make that better, oh well let’s see what the YouTube series I haven’t finished have in store for me. I’m sure none of them will make me cry. If not I can just rewatch the other British gays who are actually happy to cure my soul.