#dave’s world

[neospacegov]

[ID 1: a sketch of the artist’s characters, Geraltar and Dave. Both are humanoid people with round bald heads, pin prick eyes, deep eye bags and their teeth always bared. Geraltar wears glasses, a tweed jacket and ascot. He has three hairs combed over his head. Dave wears a dress shirt and black tie. He has a singular curled hair. Geraltar wraps one arm around Dave’s shoulder and holds Dave’s hand with the other. He grins, popping a leg back. Dave looks back with a blank expression. A heart floats between them.

ID 2: three sketches. One of Dave dangling his keys in front of his baby, Deedee. She wears a onesie and a hair bow tied around her single curled hair. The second sketch shows Dave sweating heavily and checking his watch. The third sketch is Deedee playing with alphabet blocks.

ID 3: doodles of Dave-like animals and Dave with black teeth. Below that, a plain sketch of Geraltar with thicker glasses and elbow patches. /END ID]

[sfppn]

The Kinescope Initiative 0201

Three flops from 1993 (two of which had BIG stars), followed by two reliable hits (one of which was a TGIF stalwart).

[cythaeria]

For the strilonde girlies out there

If anyone is curious, roxy and rose are depicted as trans women and dirk as a trans man!

[disguisedcheezed]

just two bros doing normal things together.

[skeletood]

imagine being in love with your best friend looool imagine

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

if they made a homestuck movie:

VOICEOVER: it's coming...

*two drum beats*

JOHN EGBERT: *puts the disk for sburb into his computer* i'm in

VOICEOVER: this summer

*two drum beats*

ROSE LALONDE: *rolls eyes* john, stop goofing around

VOICEOVER: prepare to be stuck...

*two drum beats*

JADE HARLEY: *wakes up and looks around*

VOICEOVER: at home

*two drum beats*

DAVE STRIDER: *spins record* woah, this is off the wall, yo

*shitty orchestral cover of sburban jungle plays*

ROXY: but you don't understand! this game is dangerous!

*cut to dave leaving his clone behind at his quest bed*

DAVE: i can't do it... i just can't kill another me...

*bec noir appears next to alt dave*

ALT DAVE: he's right behind me isn't he

*fades to black as bec noir slashes a sword at alt dave's neck*

*text on screen reads "ASCEND"*

*cut to rose in her shed*

JOHN: rose, the meteor's gonna hit!!

ROSE: *grabs computer* *rolls eyes*

*text on screen reads "DESCEND"*

*cut to scenes of the war on the chess field*

*text on screen reads "RISE UP"*

*cut to john, running out of his kitchen*

JOHN: these imps are everywhere!!

*text on screen reads "ABSCOND"*

ROSE: it's all over...

*cut to the various sprites being sprited*

*cut to jake kissing dirk's head*

DIRK STRIDER: *standing nearby* *coughs* awkward...

*cut to terezi and john after game over*

TEREZI: john, 1t's 4ll up to you now...

JOHN: *gasps*

*cut to john and dave hugging*

NEPETA: *grins* :33< i ship ittttt

KARKAT: *facepalm*

*cut to terezi and vriska facing off*

TEREZI: vr1ska, you c4n't do th1s!

VRISKA: watch me!

*montage of vriska doing a bunch of random and cool stuff*

VRISKA: i can do anything!!!!!!!!

*cut to grimdark rose and dave*

ROSE: to win... we're gonna have to blow up the sun

DAVE: awww snap

*text on screen reads "NIC CAGE"*

JOHN: and i mean, of COURSE con air is the best movie ever!! what other movie would you even suggest

*text on screen reads "LIL NAS X"*

DAVE: man, this isn't even the best song in obama's whole rap career

*text on screen reads "AMANDLA STENBERG"*

ROSE: *rolls eyes* whatever, mom! i'm summoning cuthulu!

*text on screen reads "ZENDAYA"*

JADE: *petting bec* oh, who's the best dog! is it you?

*a bunch more celebrity names on screen*

*text on screen reads "BASED ON THE WEBCOMIC BY ANDREW HUSSIE"*

ANDREW HUSSIE: *sitting in chair* wait, am i still in this movie? do i still die?

VOICEOVER: yes

HUSSIE: oh poop

*text on screen reads "HOMESTUCK: THE MOVIE"*

JOHN: we're gonna save the world... or die trying

*quick montage of every single death scene*

DAVE: i think we're gonna die trying

JOHN: daaaaveeee

*text on screen reads "COMING THIS SUMMER"*

*cut to dave beatboxing*

KARKAT: CAN YOU SHUT UP?!

DAVE: are you gonna make me?

NEPETA: :33< ooooh—

DAVE and KARKAT in unison: DON'T SAY IT

NEPETA: :33< ship it

*they both sigh*

*cut to black*

[winterflwers]

If i had a nickel for every time an actor from the Original Broadway Cast of Hamilton voiced a character in the Trolls franchise, i'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[murder-of-seppucrows]

[cogs-incorporated]

BLACK HOLES & REVELATIONS - MUSE

[neospacegov]

[dailydccomics]

Superman & Batman by Dave Johnson

[chloesimaginationthings]

He was banned for Dave n busters for being to silly so he committed arson.

(Again)

He can’t help it,,, it’s not his fault everywhere is so flammable,,,

[imwithmars]

Depeche Mode in concert during World Violation Tour, 6 Oct 1990, Sweden

[sabotchi]

let them hang out

[expungcore]

"Same person, different universe" very much.

[skeletood]