#dave killer klowns

[caspertheconfused]

for your Dave needs

[spacecircusofklowns]

✨ What if - there was a cartoon -"Killer Klowns From Outer Space" ✨

Examples of redraw covers for a style cartoon 🤡✨

Fans - rejoice ⭐⭐⭐⭐

[from-beyond]

Killer Klowns From Outer Space throuple + Memes 1/?

[real-odark]

the next time my brother says "i know a movie" i will not be watching. what the Hell is this

[bix-bom]

they are the throuple ever

[richiesosilly]

Mike and Debbie will be in the killer klowns game 😸 where’s Dave 😺

(If they don’t add him too I’m gonna lose my mind they’re an iconic TRIO where is DAVE bro 😿)

[makiitoh]

[buglover77]

Obsessed with Killer Klowns from Outer Space. What do you MEAN an 80s throuple go in a spaceship and try to kill clown god with an ice cream truck.

[oatmilk-vampire]

Watching Killer Klowns from Outer Space alone in 2024 on the first of June is so wrong.

I should be watching this in 1988 with my secret gay lovers I'm in a polyamorous relationship with.

[bansheesscream]

Thinking about Killer Klowns from Outer Space and the characters have some interesting dynamics.

Dave insists on dropping Debbie off at her house while he and Mike go check out the Klown space ship. This can seem eye rolly because the female character is getting sidelined out of the action. But this ends up leading Mike to be the one to make irrational decisions? If it were Debbie and Dave looking for the Klowns it would have been Debbie who impulsively wrecked the car trying to run over slim. And it would have had a total vibe of "silly woman" with Dave being the one to keep his senses in that situation.

Later, when she gets into the shower to wash off the pop corn, this being an 80s horror movie, what a perfect time to have an excuse to show boobies. But no it never happens. I think we only see the bottoms of her legs and later her arm. Otherwise she's behind the curtain. We don't even see her in her bra. Then she fights off the pop corn snake Klowns. Of all the characters, she is the second best at fighting off the Klowns. (And Dave gets guns!). Does Mike ever kill a Klown or attack one besides that unsuccessful attempt with the car?

Yes she gets captured by the Klowns, but this is after several are in her house. And luckily she ended up in the balloon.

She knew almost immediately that there was something off about the circus tent while Mike thought it was a fun circus until they got to the cotton candy room.

Later she is the first one to go down the pole and she is smart enough to look down and not get eaten by the alligator. And she probably stopped Mike from being its lunch as they both stop Dave from getting chomped.

Mike never seems to feel that his masculinity threatened. He let's Dave take the lead and never insists on having the gun. In the beginning at make out point, when Debbie wants to check out the meteor, he wants to stay and get some action but doesn't pressure her and goes with her to see what landed in the woods. (This ultimately probably saved their lives)

Dave himself accepts the bro hug from Mike at the end of the movie and he was protective over both Mike and Debbie.

EDIT: I also wanted to point out that sending Debbie home to keep her safe was the WRONG choice. She was home alone when the clowns to show up with no weapons to defend herself. Her hair spray and shower head worked against the pop corn Klowns but not the big guys. Daves attempt to be a gentleman almost got Debbie killed and would have if the Klowns weren't planning to balloon her!

Anyway, they are the perfect throuple.

Just an addition. He probably wasn't intended to be this, but Moony was the perfect parody of a cop. The man was power hungry, abused his power, was violent with those he arrested, drank on the job, and didn't even want to do his job and we all know what happened to him. Dave is also unfortunately a cop but I choose to believe, since he is young, that initially became a cop because he wanted to protect people, but then saw how corrupt cops are through Moony and later the state troopers. He chooses to retire from the police force. He, Mike, and Debbie probably wanted to get out of that town anyway. So they are all living on a farm preparing for the return of the Klowns.

[statisticalcats2]

Since there actually seems to be a bit of a Killer Klowns fandom now, I'm gonna turn this into a poll!

So in my pondering of the throuple forming in the movie, I've come to the conclusion that Dave already knew he liked guys. I can't decide for Mike though, so I'm asking the masses.

[wonderneverlandsystem]

If you think either of these men are straight I will personally find you and drag you down to hell for being so fuckin wrong.

[charactersmashorpass-2]

"i have a thing for blondes and he survived the klownzilla!!!"

[mrtramplebone]

Haven't posted in a few months. Anyways, here's kneecap!

[sapphicstruggle]

are they...y'know...the two main male characters of a horror film set in the 80s?

[bix-bom]

they are the throuple ever