#dark humor tw

[chancetried]

Quiet down girl you finna attract the titens attention @~@

[starandcloud]

Y/N x 141

Based off something that happened last night

TW: talk of past suicide attempts, morbid humor, ooc 141

Y/N and the boys: having a peaceful night

Y/N: Looks Gaz dead in the eyes Do you want to know how I tried to kill myself when I was like... Eleven?

Gaz: Being tired as hell, slowly nods Get it off your chest kiddo

Y/N: Overly excited OKAY SO! When I was younger I was going to hang myself

Gaz: Chokes on his coffee, not really expecting the enthusiasm O- Cough ka- Cough y

Y/N: And I was thinking about it, then I realized my ceiling was to thin so I didn't but I think the other reason was I was laughing to hard

Gaz: What the hell were you laughing Y/N? Genuinely concerned now

Y/N: BECAUSE! I realized that I'd be a pinata and I thought about how funny it would be if I put a sign on my door that said "Pinata Inside"with baseball bats by the door so when people walked in they'd bee really excited then they'd see it was me and they'd be traumatized! Starts hysterically laughing

Gaz: Stares At Y/N, pretty sure he got traumatized from that information Y/N... That's not funny...

Y/N: I-It's hil- giggles ari- giggle ous! Sees Soap out of the corner of their eye SOAP! SOME'RE! Y/N: Proceeds to tell Soap that information and getting a giggle from him

Gaz: SOAP! That's not funny!

Soap: I mean... It is just a little bit-

[biblicallyaccuratestiles]

STILES: "Hey-yy, Scott! Scotty-boy, Scott-ster, Scott-a-roni—"

ISAAC: "Please make him stop."

SCOTT: "We both know I can't do that."

STILES: "First of all, rude. Second, I need your help. Like, right now."

SCOTT: "What?? Is everything okay?! Where—"

STILES: "I'm getting there, dude, just hold on! So, Derek gave me this thing—"

ISAAC: "Was it mono? He seems like a carrier."

STILES: (glares at Isaac) "I think I liked you better when you were too scared to sass me."

(Isaac throws his head back and cackles, while Scott shoots Stiles a horrified look)

STILES: "Anyways, he gave me this leather hangy-thing that's supposed to glow when I'm in the presence of the ghost we're hunting—"

ISAAC: "Hold on, the what?"

STILES: "I know, right? It looks like a car air-freshener but there's this weird sigil—"

SCOTT: "Wait, wait, can we go back to the ghost hunting thing real quick?"

STILES: "Me and Der are hunting a ghost, what's not clicking here?"

SCOTT: " ... we'll just circle back to it later."

[beefosaur]

my recent (unhinged) sam and max doodles

[skarkkk]

Dadzawa: Look what I took, your traumas!

Shinsou: Give me back that was a gift from my parents!

[sansxreaderbraindump]

Y/n, muttering in a dark room: "what am I going to do for my career, what should I do? am I ever going to make enough money for myself? am I ever going to make it to my 50s or even my 30s? is the world ever going to survive when I'm in my old age? oh my god what am I goin-" sans: *appears* Y/n: OMG! SANS!! hiii!! ✨❤✨

reference:

[peaksaturation]

SORRY 🫶

[morti0re]

pov přicházím do školy po víkendu nic nedělání, lehkého sebepoškozování a 5 hodin spánku

[nerves-nebula]

dark humor etc etc coping mechanism etc etc

couldn't be fucked to wait for the results of the poll. like I'd abide by them anyway heff, this is MY slow descent into madness and I get to choose which character i drag down with me.

[fymo-blogs]

Warning for dark humor below cut!

Ok, so this is a conversation that just happened:

Me: *talking about how they whitewashed Steve in the movie*

My roommate: I thought he was white?

Me: No, he's a hispanic I think

My other roommate (joking): Yeah, *first roommate* he builds stuff. What'dya think he was!?

VRO WHA-

[wangxian-on-repeat]

Lan Xichen, all alone and on the run after escaping his sect being burnt down: this is so sad. alexa play despacito *pulls out xiao*

[neuroticboyfriend]

me when a drug almosts kills me (but it didnt!) or makes me sick

[starandcloud]

Y/N X 141

This a part 2 of that suicidal Y/N I posted a few days ago-

Cause someone said they wanted to know how Price, Ghost, and Roach would react to hearing that-

TW: Talk of past suicide attempts, morbid humor, ooc 141 boys

Y/N and the boys: Having a good night

Y/N: Absentmindedly starts fiddling with the trigger of their gun

Soap: You alright there Lass?

Y/N: Not really on earth Ya know, when I was like... thirteen I took like... one hundred fifty pills to kill myself and I didn't die and I just had an upset stomach...

The boys: Dead silence

Gaz: Spits out his coffee again (poor man can never get his coffee)

Price: Are... Are you okay Kiddo?

Y/N: With a bright ass smile Mhm!

Soap: Starts laughing only to shut up when Price looks at him

Y/N: Laughs with Soap

Ghost: Physically shaking and trying not laugh

Roach: Oddly concerned and flicks his eyes between Y/N, Price, Soap

Price: Y/N... Do you need someone to talk to..?

Y/N: Stops laughing and smiles sweetly No Sir!

pssst @originaldeerhottub This is for you

[tadpoles-and-daydreams]

So in case you don't have the tags filtered: tw for death mention and dark humor.

There's something so comforting about dark humor as a Loki and Hades devotee. I have had, within the past year, a death in my very close family; my dad specifically. I don't think I've spoken about it, but maybe someday! I swear this post isn't going to be sad. Long story short, my humor became SO much more fucked up immediately. And I just want to acknowledge the value of that, because I wanted to post this but was worried about potentially bothering some people. This is an important coping mechanism for me.

That being said-

Me, after calling my dad cringe as a joke: "I mean, cringe culture is dead-"

My mom, with zero hesitation: "so is Dad!"

[dank-meme-my-gf-sends-me]

[lil-s4t4n]

As a kid, I used to get Lisa Frank and Anne Frank mixed up.

Child me : Where’s the Anne Frank coloring book?

My Parents : 👁️👄👁️

Sometimes I feel bad for my parents.