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YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, KID x LONG LIVE The Eras Tour — Lisbon, Portugal (Night 2) | May 25, 2024
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DARDY - A E DITE Lyrics
DARDY – A E DITE Lyrics MilieuTV E dite e dite! Zemren ma fike E ty as po tbjen nmen O sa mir jena kon.. E dite e dite Zemren ma fike E ty as po tbjen nmen O sa mir jena kon Sa e sa tkom prit aman Me ty skom pun falem E din e din veq ti… Se ke lyp mi pas tanat Tash nuk ki kurgjo Mamaa E din e din veq ti Fajet fajet kejt fajet i ka rakiaa Hajt hajt se kujtohet Kur vjen vetdijaa Fajet fajet krejt…

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scopOphilic_micromessaging_1197 - scopOphilic1997 presents a new micro-messaging series: small, subtle, and often unintentional messages we send and receive verbally and non-verbally. (2013)
#scopOphilic1997#scopOphilic#digitalart#micromessaging#streetart#graffitiart#graffiti#brooklyn#Manhattan#nyc#photographers on tumblr#original photographers#ArtistsOnTumblr#2013#ART RULES THE STREETS#THESE ARE TWO#WANTED MARCEL DUCHAMP#DASANI AIR#THE DARDYS#FISCHEN
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this show is so fucking stupid i love it so fucking much
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i love doctor who :D
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(a bandage-wrapped Frankenstein-like figure lies unmoving on a slab. the Doctor and Ian creep reluctantly down a rickety set of stairs towards it. with no apparent cause, the Doctor spins to face Ian, finger pressed to his lips.)
the Doctor: shhh, someone's coming!
Ian: well, take cover!
(the pair move faster down the stairs. they've barely made it into the room, Ian still on the last few steps, when a Dalek appears in an archway.)
Dalek: where are the time travellers?
(the seemingly confused Dalek looks Ian up and down, attempting to move further into the room.)
Ian: the time travellers? they're-
(Ian lunges forward without warning, pulling a lever and sending a portcullis crashing down in front of the Dalek. the eyestalk of which swivels most disgruntledly at the sudden blockade. with a mildly smug head tilt, the Doctor makes to step back over to Ian, only for Frankenstien's monster to sit up. Ian and the Doctor freeze.)
Dalek: do not move!
(whether this command is aimed at the "time travellers" or Frankenstien's monster or both is not made apparent. either way, neither party listens: Frankenstien's monster swings its legs off the slab and stands up, and Ian and the Doctor make quick work of dashing back up the stairs.)
the Doctor: the TARDIS, quick!
Dalek: do not move! i am a Dalek!
(the Dalek shoots Frankenstien's monster as if to prove its point. the shot causes the blacks and whites of the scene to invert for a moment. and that's it. because apart from that, Frankenstien's monster is completely unaffected. almost seeming to enjoy being shot, the thing begins lurching towards the Dalek, movements wild and uncontrolled.)
Dalek: we are invincible!!
(Frankenstien's monster pulls the same lever Ian had before, sending the portcullis back up and giving the thing access to the Dalek. which it wastes no time setting upon. the camera angle changes, to what can only be assumed is the Dalek's perspective, and the whole screen is filled with gleeful snarls and flailing arms as Frankenstien's monster presumably beats it to death.)
Dalek: stop! stop! aargh! aaargh!!
//
(Ian and the Doctor run across the landing and down the main stairs of a large manor house that looks to once have been grand but is now rather rundown, adding to the "spooky" vibe. or, at least, attempting to. the DARDIS (Dalek time machine) sits in view off to one side. once Ian reaches the bottom of the stairs, Vicki runs onto the scene.)
Vicki: oh, there you are!
(Ian and Vicki clasp their hands together as they meet.)
Ian: hello, Vicki :)
(Barbara also runs onto the scene, and Ian, in turn, clasps her hand as well. the Doctor joins the trio as he too reaches the bottom of the stairs.)
the Doctor: well, where have you both been, hm?
Vicki: we found some secret tunnels, and we went down-
Ian: well, don't bother to tell us now. the Daleks are here!
Barbara: the Daleks!?
the Doctor: yes-!
Vicki: look out!!
(the camera angle changes to show the other side of the room. a Dalek is sliding sideways towards the group. at the same time, a caped figure with slicked-back hair steps out of the shadows next to it. the Dalek does not seem to notice.)
Dalek: halt! you will be exterminated!
the caped figure: good...ee-vening...
(the Dalek spins around in apparent shock.)
Ian: quick! into the TARDIS while we've still got a chance!
(Ian, Barbara and the Doctor rush over to the TARDIS, parked a little ways away from the DARDIS. but Vicki hangs back with a troubled look on her face, instead vying to warn the caped figure.)
Vicki: look out, he'll kill you! you'll be killed!!
(the Dalek shoots and the camera zooms on the caped figure's face as the colours are inverted. the shot, once more, does nothing, but the zoom allows us to see fangs protruding from the figure's mouth. hand raised, its lips barely move in time to its speech.)
the caped figure: i...am...Count...Drak-cula...
(Count Dracula(?) turns back to the shadows. the camera then flicks back to Vicki as she finally decides to follow the others, dashing towards the TARDIS. but two more Daleks appear, one from within the DARDIS, the other from [convenient location just out of shot]. the pair corner her, blocking her from entering the TARDIS, which then promptly begins to dematerialise without her.)
Dalek (the one that tried to shoot Count Dracula): eradicate her!
(Frankenstien's monster suddenly reappears (now with added suit jacket and pants), lurching behind the Dalek (the one that came from within the DARDIS). the TARDIS then dematerialises fully, stranding Vicki in this utter madhouse. Frankenstien's monster grabs the Dalek by the dome and begins to tip it over as Vicki runs from the scene.)
Dalek (the same one as before): obliterate!
(as the Dalek is shouting yet seemingly too confused to act, Count Dracula steps behind it again.)
Count Dracula: i...am...Count...Drak-cula...
(the Dalek spins around and, not quick to forget their previous encounter, backs away in what can only be described as fear. seeing this, Count Dracula reaches toward it, stepping steadily closer. with each step, he alternates which hand is reaching out, cape flapping as he moves.)
Count Dracula: don't go...don't go...don't go...
(as Count Dracula's mantra continues, the camera switches back to Frankenstein's monster, who proceeds to lift the Dalek before slamming it to the ground with an inhuman yell. the camera cuts abruptly to a ghostly figure shrieking at the top of the stairs. one of the Daleks attempts to shoot the thing, to the continued soundtrack of Count Dracula begging it not to go. the colour inverts once more, but again, it's to no avail, and in fact, the ghost shrieks happily with laughter as if thoroughly enjoying it. the camera switches again to a shot from within the entrance of the DARDIS. two upright Daleks are visible at the bottom of the staircase, along with one laid out across the floor, currently being beaten by Frankenstein's monster. Vicki runs warily inside, trying to escape via the only time machine available, even if it means stowing away on a Dalek-manned ship. the camera shifts one last time as Frankenstein's monster continues to senselessly beat the already defeated Dalek. defeated to the point where parts are falling off. the remaining [see: not currently becoming shrapnel] Daleks scramble to flee in a panic.)
Dalek 1: embark at once!
Dalek 2: at once!
Dalek 1: yes! embark!
Dalek 2: embark! embark at once!!
Daleks 1&2: embark! embark! embark! embark!
(the pair wobble feverishly towards the DARDIS. Frankenstein's monster snarls at them as they pass, before slamming against the defeated Dalek's dilapidated shell once more.)
the end :)
#this is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen#i love it <3#doctor who#classic who#60s who#first doctor#ian chesterton#vicki#barbara wright#daleks#the TARDIS#the fucking DARDIS (dalek time machine)#this shits got everything#peak television. comedy gold#like literally. WHAT is happening lol#absolute pandemonium#(the first version of this post imploded when I tried to fix the volume so here's take 2)
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„Ich lass dich nicht allein, ich hab's geschworen.“
@neverneedabitchimwhatabitchneeds
#spotify#music#rapper#rap#rap zitate#deutschrap#song zitate#rapmusic#zitat#Hava#Dardan#Mailbox#MISTER DARDY#2021
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BW's Daily Video> History Of The Dalek's "TARDIS"
BW's Daily Video> History Of The Dalek's "TARDIS"
Catch more from the Terry Nation Army via Dalek 63•88 on YouTube
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a type of scales
The pull of covers across the hours of the night: back and forth they go over such restricted space; two lovers, one single bed Colin Dardis is a Belfast-based poet and editor, published widely throughout Ireland, the UK and the US. He is the author of ten collections, most recently with the lakes (above/ground press) and What We Look Like in the Future (Red Wolf Editions). He currently curates…
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Previsão de raios e trovoadas
Antes, notamos que depois da tempestade chegou a calmaria. Agora, poderíamos ter raios e trovoadas extras em vez da bonança… O que os mercados podem ver após os ajustes na cobertura da Petrobras? E quanto à tentativa de alterar o que foi credenciado com a privatização da Eletrobras? Ou os ajustes que estão fazendo em diretrizes legais que devem ser reprovadas pelo STF e não deveriam ser feitas?…
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imagine post book the curtis boys take johnny to the beach one day. just the four of them. dally was in the cooler and two bit was probably wasting away in margaritaville or whatever and steve was at work so it’s just the four of them. johnny obviously isn’t the same after the church fire and he feels useless because he’s in a wheelchair now for life. but they still bring him.
pony LOVES reading on the beach. he’ll just sit there with his feet in the water with his little umbrella and sunglasses. he even reads out loud for johnny. johnny refuses to take his shirt off because he’s nervous about people 1. seeing his vitiligo and 2. people seeing his burn scars. so he keeps his shirt on. soda tries convincing the two to go in the water byt pony isn’t much of a fan of the ocean as opposed to reading. so him and johnny are just reading gone with the wind or great expectations for the billionth time while the sun sets.
soda is tanning. he’s the only curtis brother who can lmao-he’s getting flirted with left and right and he kinda flirts back but never means anything by it. He just wants to relax. He def brought all the snacks and brought way too many but the four are big eaters so they didn’t care. So he’s just sitting with a water bottle in one hand, a sandwich in the other, shirtless and with sunglasses on and he looks like fucking apollo himself. he loves the water and only convinces darry to go in with him and the two are absolutely being way too rough lmao-soda gets really tuckered out though and just passes out on his chair and has to be carried back to the car
darry is sleeping honestly. darry needs a break and he damn well deserves one. he loves showing off honestly. he’s got a nice build that he worked hard for, he has every right to show it off!! he probably gets mistook for pony, soda and johnny’s father and it bothers him endlessly. he just passes out as soon as they get there because he’s like a cat. you put him in the warm, he passes right out. Soda reapplies his sunscreen for him when he’s asleep and Dardy will be half asleep and will just mumble something about how nice the massages feel lmao-
in the end the four watch the sun set. they listen to pony ramble. they play in the water with soda (pony sits with johnny on the side since he can’t really/doesn’t want to go in, and they all make daddy know that they appreciate the outing.
i need more summertime fun headcanons with these sillies
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My mumma got this saree at her wedding and she only wore it once (I have no clue why she didn't wear it more often) so now I've decided that whenever I get married (probably a decade later) I'll wear this for sure!! It's sooo fucking pretty bhaii 😭😭
So I just need to find the dulha now (baaki sar dardi wala kaam wo decide karega)
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TEYZEM DEDİĞİN KADIN
Öncelikle kendimi tanıtayım (22) 1.90 boy 82 kilo kirli sakallıyım teyze dedigim kadın ( 39) kapalıydı (şuan açıldı )aile dostumuzun karısı 1.60 koca gotlu koca göğüslü askere gitmesen önce çok sıkıldığını ve gezmek istediğini söyledi ve isimler gercek değil veli amcadan izin al dedim ve izni alacağanı söyledi 2 gun sonra izni kapmisti sahil kenarina gittik bir aksam biralar alip arabada oturuyorduk kocasindan dert yaniyordu baska bir sohbet etmedik ona akil veriyordum dönüş yoluna koyulduk ve arabayi surerken dizime kafasini koydu yan bir sekilde uzandi sikim tas gibi olmustu durumdan rahatsiz olmayip sikime baski yapiyordu kafasiyla bundan güc alıp elimi gotune attim ve oksamaya baslayip guzel bir vucuda sahipsin diyebildim sadece o da gulerek tepki verdi oksamayla yetindim o gece evine geldik esine selam verdim ve bende evin yolunu tuttum aklima girmisti artik sikecektim.Askere gidecegim gun ev de toplanildi kalabalıklasdi odama sigara icmeye gecmistim ki arkamdan geldi sigara yakti iki duman almisti ki beni dort gozle bekliyecegini soyledi ve dudaklarima yumuldu kacarcasina cikti gitti sasirmistim beklemiyordum. Askere gittigimde 6 ay boyunca telefnda knsstuk ve iple cekiyordum gelmeyi birbirimizi bosaltip karsimda farkli ic camisirlariypa beni kudurtuyordu askerlik bitti ve gelmistim ertesi sabah kahvaltidan sonra arayip musait olup olmadigini sordum hâla yatakda uzandigini soyledi ve 15 dk sonra yanindaydim kapiyi actiginda kirmizi dantelli kilodu ve sutyeni uzerinde tul bir sabahlik vardi kapiyi kapatir kapatmaz yasladim ve deli gibi sevismeye basladik onume diz cokup agzina aldi kopek gibi yaliyordu inanilmaz birseydi hemen odaya gectik ve amini yalamaya basladim basda sacma bir tepki olarak istemedi bunu ilkdefa yapacagini soyledi cok sasirmistim 2 cocuk annesiydi ve yillardir evliydi amini yalamaya basladim asiri zevk aliyor ve kivraniyordu suratım zevk sulari icerisinde kalmıstı net 2 defa orgazm olmustur. Dayanamayip yan yatirdim ve bacaklarini actim icine girerken o kadar zorlandim ki ifade edemem bunu kelimelerle cok dardi bu nasil mumkun olur anliyamiyorum asiri zevk aliyordum bosalmamak icin dreniyordum adeta bir sure sonra kucagama aldim ve sert bir okadarda hizli sekilde sikmeye basladim uzerime fiskirirken benim kocam adam degilmis diye inliyordu ve icine patladım.hemen gidip temizlendik ve bi sigara yaktık sigaram bitmeden agzina aldı tekrar ve domaldı hadi kocacım sik orosbunu derken gözlerimin içine bakiyordu göğuslerinden tutarak sikmeye basladim saclarini cekerken daha sert olmami istiyordu köpek dayanamadım ve icinden çıkıp belden asagini temizle gel köpek seni paramparca edicem ikiletmedi gitti geldi hemen domal dedim tekrar ve gotunu yalamaya basladim cok sasirmis ve tepkisiz olmaz hic siktirmedim diye yalvariyordu senin kocan gavat sa benim yapabilicek birseyim yok parcalicam gotunu köpek diye cevap verdim ami yine sulanmisti hemen bir krem surdum gotune titriyordu altimda korkudan ve yan yatirip once amina girdim zevke geldigi sirada cikip gotune kafasini soktum ciglik cigliga kaldi ama nafile yavas hareketlerle ilerlen sikim kirilacakdi sanki cok dardi ben boyle bi kadin sikmemistim daha once 5 dakika gotu alistikdan sonra hizlanmaya basladim alismisti resmen aciyla karisik inlemeye basladi ve hizlandim kopek gibi sikiyordum resmen gotunu sen harika bir adamsin bundan sonra benim kocam sensin diye zevke kapilmis bir sekilde inliyordu asiri zevk aliyordum gotunden cikip kucagama aldim ve amina girdim tekrar boynumu yalamaya basladi sımsıkı sarildim gotunuden tutup hizli bir sekilde sikmeye basladim bayilacaktim ustumde titreyerek bosaldi ve bosalmam icin yalvariyordu artik ustumden kaldirdim ve diz cokturdum sikimi ve tasakklarimi yalarken suratina bosaldım harika birseydi cok zevk almistik. Bir sure sonra ben evlendim ve hâla bu olgunla iliskimiz devam ediyor bir olgun daha bulursak grup yapmak istiyoruz en kisa zamanda onuda paylaşacağım sizlerle sizi seviyorum. Fake hesabımdan ulasmak isterseniz.Twiter Hayal .Ahayal5
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Mi ero ripromesso di non guardare, di distogliere lo sguardo, poi le notizie arrivano lo stesso, l'atrocità entra in casa mentre ti metti a mangiare tra una notizia sportiva e l'altra nel macabro rituale televisivo del rilascio degli ostaggi, vivi e morti, c'è posta per te, nella vendetta di Dio che cala dall'alto dai droni, vendette e rappresaglie, scuri di Dio, dardi fiammeggianti, rapimenti, ammazzamenti, gente uccisa in casa, quartieri ridotti in briciole, profeti in ciabatte, cibernetiche leggi del taglione. Andranno tutti all'inferno mi dice la coscienza, gli uni e gli altri, a cuocere in tanti supplizi di Tantalo o secondo legge del contrappasso, unica giustizia possibile quella fantasticata perché non c'è misura di giustizia umana che possa riparare tutto il male fatto.
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~ L'arciere ~
Essenza di assenza.
Retrogusto d'assenzio.
Dardi infallibili i ricordi di te.
@conilsolenegliocchi 🐞

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I’m the big dardy thardy today wuaw I made it

#might go see DOON#I wish to see the giant wyrms#no exciting bday art to show sorry lol#it feel good iust saying I’m 30#nice even number and I like 3s
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"– Ma tu mi ami? chiese Alice.
– No, non ti amo rispose il Bianconiglio.
– Alice corrugò la fronte ed iniziò a sfregarsi nervosamente le mani, come faceva sempre quando si sentiva ferita.
– Ecco, vedi? – disse Bianconiglio – Ora ti starai chiedendo quale sia la tua colpa, perché non riesca a volerti almeno un po’ di bene, cosa ti renda così imperfetta, frammentata. Proprio per questo non posso amarti. Perché ci saranno giorni nei quali sarò stanco, adirato, con la testa tra le nuvole e ti ferirò. Ogni giorno accade di calpestare i sentimenti per noia, sbadataggine, incomprensione. Ma se non ti ami almeno un po’, se non crei una corazza di pura gioia intorno al tuo cuore, i miei deboli dardi si faranno letali e ti distruggeranno. La prima volta che ti ho incontrata ho fatto un patto con me stesso: mi sarei impedito di amarti fino a che non avessi imparato tu per prima a sentirti preziosa per te stessa. Perciò Alice no, non ti amo. Non posso farlo"
-Lewis Carrol
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