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main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:
michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club
*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***
that's it that's the movie
outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative
actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.
aka Michael Myers Is A Republican
but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too
also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain
side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty
i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978
(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)
oh no he's hot

#HALLOWEEN#halloween the movie#michael myers#do you think he's a mike? mikey? to his friends? if slashers had friends?#i'll be honest i was expecting this movie to be way more of a bitch to its female characters#i mean yeah they died but so did some dudes#there's just a lack of cattiness compared to the way most later movies portrayed teenage girls idk#yeah the Final Girl is a Virgin and a Bookworm. but there's no bullying or any strong sense that's she's morally superior to everyone else#mostly she AND the other girls feel a bit sorry for her lack of a social life. one even tries to set her up with a date to the school dance#solidarity! trying to get your nerd friend laid!#overall it's just teenagers being teenagers and then a slasher comes in and ruins everything with his Lack Of Chill#like yeah dude sometimes teenagers have sex. get over it#also something to be said about how while the girl who survives is the one who isn't sexually active and dresses conservatively...#ultimately those things aren't ENOUGH to prevent her from being targeted#you could say that the other girls 'provoked' the villain (the same way women irl are so often accused of provoking their attackers)#but ultimately that doesn't keep the Final Girl safe. it just delays the inevitable.#because violent men never need excuses. no matter how eager society is to provide them.#ultimately she is at the mercy of the same violent whims because it was never her behavior that invited the violence.#gendered violence doesn't need an invitation.#also she doesn't save herself the doctor saves her#it's not her actions or choices that put her in danger OR save her from it--once again it is the whim of a man#no this wasn't intended to be a feminist movie it's just fun how you could argue it that way
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Absolute “can my friends and I have a sleepover” energy
#BATTINSON MEANS SO MUCH TO ME. truly a wet cat trapped inside a tiger’s body.#yes yes he’s very strong very dangerous. he also makes alfred and Selina take him out to get McDonald’s#and he has 20 PowerPoints presentations about every patrol. this is how it’ll go Alfred.#and it most definitely doesn’t. every time. anyway give this man a chaotic and protective little circus bird#he calls Bruce a bitch in 10 languages and would also comitt atrocities if something happened to him#bruce wayne#dc#dc comics#text#battinson#the batman#batman 2022#alfred pennyworth
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orym and dorian in c3 x 120: "the red end"
#critical role#criticalroleedit#critteredit#dorian storm#orym of the air ashari#dorym#dorian x orym#dorian storm x orym#bells hells#cr3#campaign three#critical role campaign three#my gifs#DO NOT ASK ME THE WARS I WENT THROUGH...THE SACRIFICES I MADE...TO MAKE SURE THIS DAMN THING UPLOADED TO TUMBLR...#sighs tumblr why are you broken. why do you hate warmth.#this gifset was originally like....half the length it ended up being I found I needed to capture all the phases of robbie's terror.#one because same whenever orym is in danger. and two because. it just felt right. like dorian is feeling that agony through him too.#ANYWAYS. this was so crazy. this was so so so serious to me#angst scene so insane I have three different gifsets made based on it THE BOYS WERE GOING THROUGH IT#matt did not have to go that hard with the descriptions I was already dying#two self-sacrificial bad bitches with compartmentalization issues fall in love with each other.#the end result is them crying screaming throwing up when the other is in danger#all while they forgot to protect themselves. because all they want is to make sure the ones they love stay safe#(DON'T THINK I DIDN'T NOTICE HOW YOU REFUSED TO HEAL YOURSELF BLUE BOY. DORIAN BRONTE SECONDSUN WYVERWIND STORM I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD)
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rhaenys, the realest bitch that ever breathed air to her punk ass nephews aemond and aegon:
#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon#bitch i love you rhaenys#the queen who never was#VHAGAR YOU RAGGEDY ASS BITCH#just you wait#VHAGAR HONEY YOU IN DANGER GIRL#IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW#i did feel really sorry for aegon actually#aemond deadass tried to kill him…TWICE#rhaenys targaryen#rhaenys velaryon#aemond x reader#aemond one eye#aemond targaryen#aegon ii targaryen#aegon ii x reader#tom glynn carney#ewan mitchell#eve best#rhaenyra targaryen#daemon targaryen
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Bitches will create the MOST DEVASTATING STORIES KNOWN TO MAN out of 2 besties playing Minecraft together what the FUCK did they put in the water why are people making work about GoodTimesWithScar and Grian as if they��re Penelope and Odysseus the boys really saw a silly comedy and said no not sad enough we MUST fix this
#I love you bitches honest to god youre doing the lords work here#granted opening any website is like playing emotional russain roulette but ya know what that's par for the course#sometimes you gotta play dangerous games to see art that fucks like no other#hermitcraft#grian#goodtimeswithscar#life series
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Thinking about marriage/women's rights on Vulcan Some may think that T'Pring not being allowed to divorce Spock was because he was going through the pon farr but if she were allowed to divorce him at all she probably would have done that a long time ago, confirmed by T'Pol when she's speaking with Koss, who isn't suffering from the pon farr. She says that he can choose another mate (without invoking a fight it seems: note the difference between a 'mate' and a 'challenger') and after he makes it clear that nothing she says will change his mind about marrying her, she finally threatens to declare a kal-if-fee. It's clear that Vulcan women cannot divorce/refuse to marry a man they've been betrothed to under any circumstances if A) He himself doesn't consent to ending their marriage or B) She doesn't have someone else waiting in the wings to be given to in his stead. Though, if the challenger she selects fails to win the fight, she'll have to marry her betrothed anyway unless (again) he decides he doesn't want her after the challenge. That seems like an incredibly unfair system, heavily biased towards men. SNW is an alternate universe in many obvious respects but most egregiously in that T'Pring has a lot of non-canonical agency over her relationship with Spock. It's interesting to me that Vulcan society has women in many positions of power and treats women as equal to men from what I've seen despite these laws. We don't really see Vulcans exhibiting a misogynistic attitude towards women in general but in TOS (perhaps because of its general writing style but it's still interesting to note) both Sarek and Spock take on patriarchal attitudes specifically regarding wives. Amanda says that 'of course' Sarek commands her because "he is a Vulcan and I am his wife." It's worthwhile in my eyes to note that she specifies 'wife' instead of attributing this attitude to women as a whole. Again, with TOS' writing style it wouldn't be out of place for her to say "he is a man and I am a woman." Spock, while in a pon farr induced irritation, states that it's "undignified for a woman to play servant to a man that isn't hers" - again implying that there's something specific about being a Wife in Vulcan society which is different from being a woman in general and demands subservience to a husband. This could perhaps stem from the extreme sense of ownership that Vulcan law has permitted men to have over women. A woman legally cannot point blank refuse marriage. There is no option which guarantees she won't have to marry her betrothed other than death. When T'Pau speaks of T'Pring she refers to her as being 'property' and Stonn, before being interrupted, states he's made 'the ancient claim' - we don't know what this is because he gets cut off but it's obvious they're both using the language of Vulcan law. Men are permitted true freedom to choose. If a woman wants to choose someone else to be with there is no option available to her other than the kal-if-fee which might result in the death of the one she wants to be with. And, if her lover fails, her husband can still just decide he wants to marry her and she'll be forced to. T'Pring gives two scenarios: One where Spock 'frees' her and one where he doesn't - it's still ultimately his decision which is clear when he ends the conversation with "Stonn, she is yours." This again isn't just because of the pon farr as T'Pol also goes through this. Koss can choose another mate and when the option is talked about there's no implication that this would result in any sort of fight (both by the casualness of its mention and by the fact that there's no formal word for it unlike the kal-if-fee.) Also, the fact that Koss does eventually grant T'Pol a divorce and it's all fine means that T'Pol isn't lawfully required to have another man waiting if her HUSBAND doesn't want her. It's ONLY required if SHE doesn't want her husband. Tradition must take precedence over individual desire UNLESS!!! You're a man. Then it's fine. Like, your parents might not be happy but legally you're golden.
#as a note do NOT read the comments on any T'Pol marriage clips on youtube they're full of 'haha women amiright' jokes about#how she's leading Trip on and being a bitch for not choosing him etc - if you become interested in female characters you learn#quickly just how much people still hate women displaying any amount of complexity/doing anything that isn't just falling into a man's arms#even if that hatred doesn't take the form of outright vitriol (aka: 'I feel so sad for Trip bc T'Pol's marrying some other guy')#Trip: T'Pol listen this arranged marriage stuff is no good - you've gotta be free! You have to do what YOU want to do!#T'Pol: -legally seen as property of her husband in the eyes of the law- ...............#<- not dunking on Trip it's just funny how easy it makes it seem - but!! He doesn't know all the facts#as evidenced by him saying T'Pol might 'call off the wedding' to her mother - T'Pol can't legally call off shit#It's also interesting how gender isn't really mentioned in any of the clips I've seen - it's very clear to me that T'Pol has no options#specifically because she's a WOMAN within her culture but that's almost like a quiet undercurrent and not focused on as a main#point of dissatisfaction - which I imagine it 1000% would be for Vulcan women when men have infinitely more freedom#Vulcan Man: I don't wanna marry this lady#Vulcan Law: Ok#Vulcan Woman: I don't wanna marry this guy#Vulcan Law: Noted. So - if you and your lover are willing to risk his life there's a chance (if he wins) that you can get out of marrying#him BUT if your husband kills your lover and still wants to marry you you DOOO have to marry him sorry you just gotta#<- this also makes it incredibly dangerous to in any way warn your legal husband that a kal-if-fee might be incoming#the element of surprise is a HUGE advantage when it comes to winning a fight to the death (which your lover can train for)#Vulcans#T'Pol#T'Pring#star trek#I don't think this is bad necessarily (as a fictional worldbuilding thing) but I wish it were explored more#It's especially interesting because it's an aspect of logical Vulcan society - it's clearly not logical but it's also clearly rooted deeply#in tradition which may mean Vulcan long ago used to have a much more extreme gender bias towards the male population#it just implies a lot that Vulcan has these old laws which are unfair towards women yet they still follow BUT women are treated as equal#citizens OUTSIDE of marriage! Maybe there was a feminist movement before? Is there another brewing? Where are the Vulcan feminists!
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So…Blurr in the loop keeps saving people, right?
And on a surface level, that’s what he has to do. It’s what’s in the script, so to speak — the part he’s been cast in living all these lives. Because part of being cooler than the main protagonist can also involve being more heroic.
And maybe would he appreciate those brief moments of heroism — the applause, the spotlight? Feeling good for a moment amidst an otherwise miserable existence?
But at an even deeper level, maybe those lives matter. Particularly those blurr gets close to. Because despite knowing none of it will last, in spite of what he tells himself — he does seem to still make connections and get close to others.
And it’s one thing knowing they’ll lose him. He’ll lose them. He’s going to die. It’s inevitable. Unchangeable.
But it’s something else to think he’ll lose them because they’ll die. And he’ll remain. Have to figure out going on without them in the same place for once.
And maybe…maybe he can’t change his own fate. But maybe he can change theirs. Keep them alive till after he’s gone.
Because it has to mean something. Doesn’t it?
(And would he think of them sometimes? Try to remember the names and faces and places. The brief good times. When he’s far away — living a different life in a different universe. Try and imagine where the lives that intersected with his have gone — what they must be doing now. Because if they’re out there, somewhere, still living then maybe that means there is something that endures and doesn’t get totally swept away and lost to the loop.)
HE CANT MAKE THE DIFFERENCE FOR HIMSELF BUT HE CAN DO THAT FOR OTHERS
He can’t live but he still can make sure the most amount of bots will survive the thing that will inevitably kill him.
Actually that very much aligns with the tendency I see in his deaths in canon. Old versions of Blurr (like marvel comics) are dying just..to die? While the newer ones (like cyberverse, IDW) are dying while making sure everyone else will live.
He also somewhat becomes more and more of a bitchy bastard throughout continuities haha. Which also fits very well with the death loop.
He gradually learns to care about people’s lives instead of their opinions on him. Therefore progressing from adorable coward to arrogant hero
#Blurr at the start is all cute and funny but in case of danger? will panic over his own safety first#Blurr after some time in the loop? Oh everyone say he is self centred and arrogant bitch with big ego#but in case of danger he’ll be the to catch a bullet for you#his morals are growing but his mental state is fucking deteriorating#death loop au#blurr#maccadam
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Help
She's in my closet help
She found out that I drew her as an itty bitty baby and now she's angry helppppp
Y'ALL ARE HAVING AN ENTIRE CONVERSATION USING THE TAGS WTF 😭
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dw chat, they could *all* be APYr, theres just no room for all of them <3
also hello Sally Face fandom
#to that one person in the suggestion box- (you know who you are) ifyk#HES THE GENDER BOOGIE MAN#I LOVE THEM SO MUCH#collecting indie horror games like pokemon cards#EL WIWI! SAL FISHERRRRR <3333333#he gives me the worst gender envy known to man#hello gnc bitch#BRUH LIKE .#narrative's LEAST FAVOURITE and MOST TORTURED child#no but sal being so horrified at his friends suggesting to kill that teacher because shes (rightfully) dangerous- and then.#gets forced to commit mass murder for the overall greater good.#like. w#anywayyssss haha im normal abt indie horror games im NORMAL <3333#i dont have more sal art i swear (absolutely does)#sally face#sal fisher#ashley campbell#larry johnson#todd morrison
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One lures you in One drags you under
Follow not the golden flame,
For it might lead you to a hunter,
To bind you in their fiendish game
#fnaf sun#sundrop#fnaf moon#moondrop#dca#daycare attendant#dcamv#my art#and i oup#sorry i listened to some dungeon synth and made this in like two hours#i am here for dangerous dca#these bitches will eat you no questions asked
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someone said danger days is a subpar piece of art
#DO YOU NOT LIKE HAVING A GOOD TIME#these bitches are allergic to queers living life and going on adventures in the desert!#mcr#my chemical romance#my chem#danger days#ttlotfk
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Haven't drawn Faux in a while; decided to give him some touch-ups
Since his old setting wrapped up, he's kinda just been on the back burner, but I thought it could be neat to give him the broad "mercenary-for-hire" archetype? NGL I heard "Put Me to Work" by Big Data and something clicked in my brain:
Set me off See what I'm worth Turn me on I go berserk I don't care If I get hurt No I don't care Just put me to work
Someone who doesn't care about the safety of themselves (or occasionally others) as long as the job gets done, hence the missing arm. I thought that could be interesting considering he's a Zoroark too; not sure if that would impair the illusion abilities or to what degree if so?
(None of this is the meaning of the original btw; the actual song is about automation taking over and replacing human jobs LOL)
Anyways don't mind me I'm rambling ahnsdgahnsdf
#pokemon#pkmn#art#pkmnart#doodle#pokemon mystery dungeon#pmd#zoroark#pokemon oc#pmd oc#(oc) faux#i found the song first and reworked the character after as opposed to finding a song that fit the character lol#guess that's kinda what happens when this bitch had zero presence in my mind#I thought Lilo was bad when I only drew them twice in 2024#but then I realized I only had drawn Axdrew ONCE that year and my boy does not deserve this#AND THEN I realized I never drew Faux one singular time in 2024 lmao#poor guy#anyways big data makes good music that continues to age unfortunately well#I think their most popular song is Dangerous w/ Joywave#but they have some other really nice songs#tag rambling#azuritalks
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"Big. Mistake."
#symbrock#venom the last dance#venom 3 spoilers#the way venom staring him down through that meat suit like bitch you better not#oh the danger noodle mad mad#venom always finding a way to rescue its damsel in distress is *chef's kiss*#also#why this scene feel like a forced abortion lmao
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ignoring every single ethical/environmental/philosophical/etc. argument about generative ai the fact that you can't do a simple google image search without either running a bloated script to exclude various websites OR outright excluding any image posted before 2022 without having to slog through unusable ugly bullshit like this in the results is... tiresome.

(before you say "just stop using google search": how about i walk to your house and chase you with a knife; you should be fine since you're so good at missing the point)
#the point is that a tool that was once extremely useful has become tedious at best and dangerous at worst#and that is worth bitching about as much as any tool losing quality
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dykobra and i have an hc that the girl has a stuffed animal, dr rabbit, and he takes his job very seriously
#danger days#ddttlotfk#party poison#the girl#the girl danger days#i do not know how to picture anyone’s room. do not look at me#i do know that bitch does not have proper blinds for his window that may or may not even still have glass#the other hc is the radiation and the dust and the smoking everyday makes poison Very sick very easy#and it’s totally not just me loving a good sickfic 👍🏽#my art
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clocking into work like where’s your anger where’s your fucking anger
#at nepotism dot inc trying to stand up for myself and every coworker i talk to is eh :/ it is what it is#NO BITCH IT ISNTTTT??????#insane that benefits can be given one year and then taken away the other on a whim without explanation??#and nobody says shit bc well 🤷♂��� it’s not owed to us#LIKE ARE WEEE FRRRRRR#WHEN DID U GET BRAINWASHED#BLINK IF YOURE IN DANGER#im so fucking pissed offffffff#hey siri how do i start the proletarian revolution#send post
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