#dan and phil tag

[wdapteo]

hey everyone be careful

I don't know if anyone has talked about this, but lately this has been happening in other fandoms too. There'll be these bot accounts that straight up steals people's posts and adds "expand" "read more" "continue" as a link in the end of the post - DON'T CLICK ON THAT, it's most likely a malware or something of the like.

so if you see a post like this: no profile picture, something that looks reposted (I've seen this happening to artists too) and a link at the end, even if the post has tags, that's a bot. Block and report it.

stay safe, and I hope @staff finds a way to stop these bots soon!

[mybreadsmybutters]

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

[phlondsbian]

i don’t really know how to edit videos but i have adobe premiere and a dream. @rpftourney thank you for your service it’s been real

[lobotomist-at-claires]

cutting away from dan's yapping to focus on princess lester vibing in her own little world is actually the funniest thing in the history of youtube dot com. btw

[phortgage]

and honestly thank god they found each other thank god theyre so happy now because theres a universe out there where dan howell is a repressed gay lawyer with a wife he barely talks to and children he barely sees whos only expression of queerness is through various illicit affairs but not this universe. in this universe he lives in his beautiful fuckass house he designed with his manic pixie dream boy who calls him a stupid bitch and laughs for a living

[iceycloversart]

bonus:

[phannie-by-night]

Do you ever think about the domino effect of being a phannie. Like some twink shot his shot 15+ years ago and now we’re all here

[froginabogg]

"reacting to phan twitter" first thing mentioned is jedus poll first post reacted to is a tumblr post, all men FUCKING do is lie

[dear-ao3]

in case u needed a reminder. this is your reminder that you can just. make. chocolate covered strawberries. all you need is chocolate and berries. go ham. go apeshit. make the 8th wonder of the world.

[terribleinfluence-tour]

Dan and Phil were on The Today Show this morning! (05/12/24)

If anyone has video of it let me know!

[awinchestershell]

actually losing my mind rn. the way Phil looks at Dan lately is fucking *insane*

imagine a depressed teenager stumbles into your life and he’s the most beautiful, special, kind person you’ve ever met, and you worry about him because he doesn’t love himself as much as you do. you watch him hate himself and hide all the most wonderful parts of himself from the world. it’s an *honor* to be trusted with these parts. and now every single day you get to watch this person thrive, sharing his full self with the world, so brave and finally realizing his own worth.

imagine how it feels to watch this person finally be the person you always knew he could, and you have the privilege of seeing it up close every single day.

i can genuinely only dream of being this loved one day.

[thinking-emoji]

what do you mean amazingphil turned down a sponsorship for lesbian sex toys. what happened to allyship

[fryday]

if rpf is bad why are dnp the real life embodiments of every fanfiction trope ever??? y/n getting noticed by their celebrity crush? check. grumpy x sunshine? check. secret relationship? check. self-proclaimed (!?!) soulmate au? check! and oh, there was only one bed on the tour bus

[tinartss]

youtubers au except i have a very thinly veiled haikavetham x dnp agenda

[lobotomist-at-claires]

terrible influence tour idea. leading up to the tour beginning there's a lot of wedding related hints being dropped. the phandom thinks it's a hard launch. but instead dan and phil become ordained ministers and at every show two people in the audience get married whether they want to or not. phan ships back

[rookaround]

happy december to mr & mr games the winners of rpf forever,