#damnit Samus!!!

[maburito]

Samus wtf?!! How could you just give the baby to those scientists!!!! 😤😤😤

[galaxysharks]

Much like the proverbial boomerang, my love of beautiful women who scare me has once again returned to the one being in this world that should have made even my asexual ass realize the gay thoughts weren't going to go away: Samus Aran.

And because I am the way I am, and am also thoroughly unmedicated, I have developed a game story three sections deep within the span of a few minutes. Full disclosure, it's been a hot second, like Metroid: Corruption era-ish and I have forgotten a lot, so don't come at me for canonical discrepancies.

I mean do, cause I want to know, but don't be an ass about it.

Anyway, onto the 'theory'?

Prologue:

Tutorial has player as classic fully upgraded Samus making tar out of a massive flood of enemies. Learn basic maneuvers, basic puzzle features, possible crafting, ect.

Tutorial ends with epic boss fight with some alien/robot that has ice/cold based attacks, because I remember that due to freaky alien DNA splicing, Samus doesn't handle cold very well. Samus technically wins but appears to be killed in the process as her suit is entangled in debris and flooded with coolant.

Some time jump later

Act 1

Cut scene opens to landing crew of a research ship docking at the remains of the 'final resting place' of the legendary Samus Aran. There are three people. They are talking to an admiral about the mission to research Arans power suit, as a way to combat the now growing issue of the alien/robot forces that she died fighting.

Admiral: just look for any remains of the suit, we can figure out funeral details once your back at the main ship.

Crew 1 (Doctor/Medic) : Understood. I will stay with the drop ship and coordinate while Lighter and Slip search the facility. Slip, take the upper floors, Lighter, bottom floors, move out.

Now the player controls Lighter, he is a thin man,5'6, and probably a little bit too excited to see the famous suit up close. His whole thing is fire and plasma weapons, but he is very weak compared to Tutorial! Samus, kind of to simulate Metroids whole, 'loose your gear and backtrack' thing.

Players go through a very destroyed facility, but are clearly taking a different path onto the building than in the tutorial, so there are still enemies to deal with.

Makes it into the boss chamber, and to his utter glee, the suit is more or less fully together, suspended in wires and debris. He has been lighting oil puddles on fire to provide light, and also warming up the room which is frigid from rampant coolant leaks. Very carefully cuts the chest plate and helmet in half, but halfway through the chest plate, he notices that the dead legend is staring at him, and not in the dead way.

Proceeds to nearly shit himself, as 6'3 Aran slowly shakes off dust and collapses out of the suit. Now in heavily damaged Zero suit, Samus growls at him and uses Lighter's torch to cut off the handcannon from her suit and it's power box.

While this is happening, Lighter is panic-calling Medic to help him.

Lighter: wholly shit, Medic, Shit shit shit shit....

Medic: is Aran functional? Does she recognize who she is?

Lighter: I don't know, I havent gotten to that just yet.

Medic: you didn't talk to the woman whose armor you cut to pieces?

Lighter: I did! But she doesnt seem to want to chat. She's hissed at me twice though. I told her we could get her off this planet.

Medic: So a giant genetically enhance soldier who is possibly incoherent and definitely feral now is alone with you and has your weapon? Brilliant, look just get her here, and I'll take over, I need to recall Slip. And call the admiral.

This part of the game is almost like a reverse escort mission. Since the objectives come from medic, they lead back the way Lighter came, but Samus has decided to ignore that entirely and starts limping back her way. Lighter tries unsuccessfully to get her to go towards the ship. Citing her extensive injuries and the prospect of a shower.

Samus does pause at that one, but then notices a waterfall nearby and stands under that instead.

They make it back to Samus's ship but set off alarms in the process. Samus throws on a back up suit prototype and glares at Lighter before tossing the upper body of a different one at him, as he does not exactly have the legs needed to wear the full thing.

Players now control Samus as the two fight their way back to the drop ship. Solving two-person puzzles and beating back the hoards of aliens/robots that have now woken up.

They teach the ship, Medic helps them aboard while Slip pilots.

Slip (turning around): soooo, what do we do with the demon nest we disturbed.

Samus looks at her armor, and presses a button, causing her ship in the facility to explode massively, taking the place with it.

Slip: I guess that works. Setting a course for Main ship.

[lvndrptchwrk]

ᴺᴼᵂ ᴾᴸᴬᵞᴵᴺᴳ : i didn't fall from heaven but i think you did

firefighter! osamu x paramedic! suna x nurse! komori

((the ossnkm brainrot continues and this wasnt beta read, just pure word vomit))

osamu's pov:

the fire was bad.

osamu chalked it up to faulty wiring or maybe a gas leak. either way, this building was toast, literally. he was the last firefighter in there, doing a last sweep for civilians and avoiding debris as much as possible.

he called out for signs of life until his throat gave out, and when he was absolutely certain he was the last person in there, he made his way to an exit.

now, being on the top floor of a burning (and collapsing) building, you would think the safest exit would be through a balcony or window. but osamu, bless his soul, became trapped in a windowless room. his radio crackled to life.

"osamu! everyone's accounted for! get yer ass out, the building is gunna blow!" atsumu barked into the radio, and osamu cursed silently. 'would've loved that information BEFORE getting trapped on the top floor.' osamu thought. his breaths became shallow, his mask only doing so much to prevent the smoke entering his lungs. he had to leave, and now.

before he had the chance to think, the floor collapsed on him sending him three stories down and onto the ground floor.

well. that solved his trapped issue. that also caused an immense pain in his arm.

great.

the building creaked in pain and osamu took that as a sign to get out before the building flattened him. the quickest way out was the window, which osamu jumped out of.

maybe he shouldn't have used his injured arm to break the window.

suna's pov:

it was absolute chaos outside.

civilians were being extra annoying as they tried to enter the burning building to try and retrieve who knows what. firefighters and several paramedics were doing their best to keep them away as they treated wounds or put out the fire.

suna was one of the paramedics on site, treating someone who was close to the fire when it started and luckily only had some minor burns. he worked swiftly as the police officer nearby took their statement of how the fire started. the brunette looked to the officer in sympathy as the man he was treating rambled and seemed to not directly answer the questions.

whatever, that wasn't his field and above his paygrade.

he cleared the man and the officer took him to wherever as suna looked up to see if there was anyone else to treat.

that's when he saw a firefighter jump out of the window and land on his arm, which had GOT to hurt. when the firefighter showed no signs of getting up, he dashed over with a stretcher to help him in any way possible. another firefighter dashed over, and the two of them hauled the unconscious firefighter onto the stretcher to let suna check for injuries.

when suna ripped his mask off, he nearly choked on air. 'holy shit, he's hot as hell!' the brunette thought, and it took everything in him to stop staring at his face and start checking for injuries. he wheeled the stretcher over to his truck, assessing his arms and getting an oxygen mask on his perfectly sculpted face. "damnit 'samu, i knew ya shouldn't have gone in there alone!" the firefighter scolded, and suna looked up to see a similar face looking at the unconsious firefighter.

'oh, they're twins.' suna realized.

the first thought that crossed suna's mind was 'they have the same face, but why is the unconsious one so much hotter' followed by guilt because 'damnit rin, you have a boyfriend... one who might also think this guy is hot.'

he pushed his spiralling gay thoughts aside before the blonde twin could start attacking his twin and wheeled "'samu" into the patient mod. this made the blonde firefighter stop and stare worriedly at his brother, knowing he couldn't come along since he still had a job to do.

that fact was emphasized when someone yelled out the blonde's name and he went running, leaving suna and "'samu" alone. said boy groaned, and suna went back into work mode to ensure the man wouldn't try to injure himself further.

"easy there, big guy. you've taken quite the fall. we gotta take you to the hospital." suna explains, doing his best to splinter his arm to keep him from moving it more and checking his lungs so often.

it was the most he could do to keep his gay panic at bay.

osamu's pov:

when he came to, it was noticeably less hot and his arm seemed numb. "-taken quite the fall. we gotta take you to the hospital." he hears, and looks up and-

has he died and gone to heaven? because there was a brunette angel splinting his arm. and of course, he had to voice his thoughts.

"'f course i fell. fell fer you, angel." he says, albiet muffled from the oxygen mask. it seems the brunette heard him clearly, however, as he turned a bright shade of red. osamu let out a wheezy laugh, causing the brunette to smile.

"okay, easy 'samu." the brunette started, and osamu's heart beat faster. 'this beautiful brunette not only knew his name, but called him a nickname??? he might be hearing wedding bells' the firefighter thought. "you breathed in quite a bit of smoke, and your arm might be broken." the brunette explained, but osamu was too occupied with his thoughts.

"i'm sure my boyfriend will be able to help you, you'll be in good hands." the brunette says, and osamu's heart drops.

the beautiful ones are always taken.

motoya's pov:

it was quite honestly a mundane shift.

that was until the news interrupted whatever drama show was on, showing a building engulfed in flames. it wasn't long until the head nurse of his floor gathered him and a few nurses and doctors.

"okay, so according to the paramedics on site, they were able to evacuate a good majority of the building, but there's a number of minor injuries and cases of smoke inhalation. there's only a handful of burns and other major injuries so ensure they are prioritized." the group separated to prepare for the number of patients theyll receive and motoya silently mourns for his previously mundane evening.

he takes a moment to check his phone, seeing a single text from his boyfriend, rintaro.

rin <3: hey, we got a rlly hot firefighter w broken arm and smoke inhalation, treat him and agree with me

motoya SHOULD be more offended, but he knows this job, along with rintaro's, has them seeing their fair share of hot men. it wasn't long until patients from the burning building came pouring in, and motoya and the other nurses and doctors jumped in to treat them.

komori spent time treating burn wounds and ensuring the patient's lungs were clear or would clear with time. rintaro and the mystery firefighter were the last to arrive, and yet he seemed to have the worst injury.

komori excused himself from his patient to help rintaro transfer the firefighter from the stretcher to an open bed, and immediately taking a look at their face.

'holy shit, rin was right. he is hot.' motoya thought as he went to connect the man to an oxygen and clear his arm of soot and dirt to cast his arm.

the whole time, motoya figured he and rintaro were thinking the same thing: they wanted to take this fine firefighter on a date.

osamu's pov:

he woke up to the white ceiling bustling noise of a hospital. it was odd, because there was no reason for him to pass out from slight smoke inhalation and a fractured arm.

well, finding out that your hot paramedic was dating should be reason enough, right?

he looked over to the nurse checking his vitals, and-

'holy shit, did i really die and go to heaven? or is everyone in the medical field just hot?' osamu's heart beat faster, which reflected onto the monitor. the nurse looked over and smiled, and damn, could you become even prettier?

the answer is yes.

"oh! youre awake! that's good. i'm nurse komori, i'll be taking care of you." komori greeted, and osamu repeated the name over and over in his head. komori seemed to talk more, probably about his injuries and how he should take a rest to recover and something about his arm, but osamu was just more interested in how his voice sounded, the little quirks and ticks about his voice and-

"oh, rintaro! he's been waiting for you to wake up, let me go and grab him!" komori says, causing osamu to break from his thoughts as he watched komori walk away.

his thoughts were about to start with questions when komori and the hot paramedic from earlier came back, both of them holding hands and smiling and-

oh. things made sense now.

the paramedic- rintaro and komori were boyfriends.

the beautiful people were always taken.

"hey, you're awake! you were pretty hot jumping out of the window, but try not to break your arm next time, yea?" rintaro spoke, and osamu's heart leapt back in his throat.

just because they were taken by each other doesn't mean osamu can't pine for both of them.

"uh- yeah, you're arm is broken in two spots, and it'll be about six weeks before you can take the cast off." komori explains.

aaand osamu's heart jumps right back down to his stomach.

"s-six weeks!? but what about work? or working out- how am i supposed ta cook with a cast?!" osamu exclaims, starting to panic a bit. the two medical boys just laugh.

"wow, from barely talking to going a mile a minute. you really do work wonders motoya." rintaro teases, making komori blush. osamu shuts his mouth and turns red as well.

"well, i'm sure your work will accomodate you or get you time off, you've already saved plenty of lives today." motoya compliments, placing a hand on osamu's cast. rintaro follows, and osamu has no choice but to let any and all thoughts cease and let the boys talk.

"you got six weeks, i'm sure you got plenty of time to go and relax, maybe leet the two of us take you out for dinner?" rintaro suggests, and osamu swears he might develop heart problems with how his heart is jumping everywhere.

"rin, youre gonna give him a heart attack." komori scolds and rintaro shrugs with a sly smug. "whaat? no reason to stall." he whines, but komori doesn't seem mad in the slightest. instead, they're both looking at him with hopeful looks.

'right, i need to respond.'

"of course! i- i mean yes! i want dinner with you both!" he pretty much blurts out, his face turning redder than roses. the two smiled and after some much needed formal introductions, osamu found himself glad he'll have some time off from work.

he's got a date with two of the most beautiful people in the planet to head to.

((i kinda suck at endings but its okay i hope you guys enjoy this!! if theres any typos or grammatical errors shh no there wasn't))

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1231: Date Night In: Truth or Dare Edition Pt. 2 (SSBU X Street Fighter X Darkstalker)

Few Minutes of Group Hugging Sessions Later........

Samus: Alright, Mayflower, you're up next.

Daisy: (Gives Samus a Deadpinned Look on her Face) Are you ever gonna get tired of calling me that?

Samus: Hey, the day I do that will be the day I be nice to Ridley. (Forms a Cocky Smirk on her Face) Neither of which are ever gonna happen in the million years~ Now get to choosing, Mayflower.

Daisy: ('Groans in Annoyance and Defeat') Whatever. I pick Dare.

Samus: I dare you to try and make the Cutest Man in the World next to you, blush within a thirty seconds.

Luigi: Who? (Points at Himself) Me?

Samus: Yes, you. I mean, you've always been cute before, but you cranked that scale up to eleven with that new outfit of yours tonight. (Smirks at the Green Suited Plumber) Make me wanna pinch those cheeks of yours all night~

Chun-Li: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Me too!~

Luigi: (Smiles Bashfully as He Place Both his Hands Onto his Now Flustered and Twist Himself Around From Side to Side) Oho come now!~ I-I can't really say I'm the most cutest person out there, but I appericate the compliments greatly~

Daisy: (Playfully Pouts at Luigi) Sweetie!~ I'm suppose to make you blush, not them!

Samus: Oh relax. I haven't even started the timer yet. (Set the Timer on Thirty Seconds on her Phone)

Daisy: Wait, hang on! I gotta look my best first-

Samus: Too late. (Press the Start Button on Screen as the Sound of the Beep Goes Off) Time's ticking.

Daisy: (Snaps her Finger) Damnit. (Clears her Throat Before Leaning Herself Closer to Luigi) Say, Weeg, have I ever told how much you rock my world lately?~

Luigi: (Smiles Softly) On ocassions. It always managed to brighten up my day afterwards.

Daisy: That's good. (Places her Hand Onto Both her Man's Cheeks as She Gives Him Very Loving, Bedroom Look in her Eyes) Because no matter what anyone or anything in this crummy world says, Siempre te amaré, mi...dulce querido hombre~ (Gives Luigi a Sweet, Tender Kiss on the Lips)

Luigi: (Immediately Starts to Blush Bright Red on Cue) O-O-O-O-O-Ohhh.......

Samus: (Looks Down to See the Timer is Still Counting Down) Huh. Only ten seconds to spare. (Stops the Timer Before Looking Back Up to Daisy) Not bad.

Tifa: You can speak in Spanish this whole time, Daisy?

Daisy: (Forms a Proud Smile on her Face) Yep! (Pulls Out a Small Booklet From Put of her Shorts' Pocket) All thanks to this Romantic Hispanic Language Guide. Been reading his bad book for weeks now.

Cloud: (Rolls his Eyes) Of course.

Tifa: Amazing~

Dedede: Lemme borrow that guide of yours after you're done.

Luigi: (Starts Smiling Bashfully Again) I think I like it~

Daisy: (Giggles Softly) I'm glad to hear it. There'll be plenty more where that came from- (Whispers into Luigi's Ear) Bollo de miel~

Luigi let's out a very satisfied sounding sigh as he melts into Daisy's shoulder as she hugs him lovingly.

Lilith: (Happily Applauds her Princess Girlfriend) You were such a phenomenon from start to finish, babe!~ I wish I could speak fluent Spanish too.

Daisy: Come to me anytime and I'll more than gladly teach you a more hands on tutorial, senorita~ (Winks and Makes a Feint Kissing Noise at her Succubus Girlfriend)

Lilith: (Let's Out an Aroused Squeal as She Begins to Melt Down onto Daisy's Lap and Hugs it With a Very Satisfied Smile on her Face) I'm her senorita~

Cloud: (Stares at Daisy With a Deadpinned Expression) You're enjoying this, aren't you?

Daisy: (Casually Shrugs With a Bit of a Smug Smirk on her Face) What can I say?~ My romantic game went up the charts these days~

Dedede: Bars!

Samus: Alright, enough with the rizz and rhymes. Who wants to go next?

Lilith: (Pops her Head Up From Daisy's Lap and Happily Raises her Hand) Ooh! Me! Me! Meeee!~ I pick Truth!

Morrigan: (Gives Lilith a Teasing Smirk on her Face) Better prepare to tell them nothing but the truth, little sister!~ Your soul might set you free for once if you do~

Tifa: So, Lili, is it true that your sister's jealous of you?

Morrigan: Yeah, Li- (Eyes Begins to Shot Up to the Question Given to Her Sister) Wait, what?

Lilith: Oh yeah. She is suuuuuper jelly of me these days~ 100%.

Morrigan: (Immediately Glares at Lili) EXCUSE YOU-

Lilith: (Immediately Places her Fingers onto Morrigan's Lips) Upupupup! This is currently MY time to speak right now, sis. Please do not interrupt me for the time being, Kay?

Lili moves her finger away, quick enough from having it bitten off by an angry, growling Morrigan.

Lilith: Yep. She always wanted to be the center of attention ever since we were both children. From our parents, modeling directors, the fans. Hell, one time, she convinced me to fuse with her JUST so she can have a bigger butt than I do!

Morrigan: (Glare Turns into a Comical One) You no good, fibbing liar!!

Daisy: (Eyes Widens in Genuine Surprise) No way.....You guys can fuse?

Morrigan: ('Sigh') Yes, but not exactly into a different entity. See, with her soul intertwined with mines, I become much more powerful than I ever was originally. (Went Back to Glaring at Lilith) And I seemed to remember only using that ability to help fight off greater threats! Did I not?

Lilith: (Sighs While Rolling her Eyes) Yeah, yeah, I remember the whole Pyron and Jedah incidents we were in. (Pouts and Points at her Sister) But don't think I didn't notice all the sides eyes and grumbles you made when we're at the beach and modeling shows. (Starts Doing a Fashion Pose, Showing off Her Most....Biggest Assest With a Now Very Smug Look on her Face) You know can't ever compete with this?~

Morrigan: Yeah well....I am still older than you, young lady!!

Lilith: Really? (Casually Shrugs) Guess it goes to show how much you've past your prime then.

Daisy: Ooohoo!....

Luigi: Ouch.

Samus: She got you there on that one.

Chun-Li: (Pouts at her Girlfriend Next to Her) Sammy!

Samus: What? It was a good burn. You can't deny that at least.

Morrigan: (Groans in Annoyance and Utter Defeat Before Hugging Up on Dedede Again) Dp you see what I have to put up with on a daily basis, De!? (Starts Pouting Again) She's so annoying.......

Dedede: (Gently Pats Morrigan on the Shoulder) There, there, girl. You'll always be #1 in my eyes.

Lilith: Emotional damage aside, who wants to go next?~

Tifa: (Happily Raises her Hand Up) I'll go. I pick Truth.

Lilith: Tifa, is it really true that you've punched giant monsters into oblivion before?

Tifa: Oh yeah, tons of them. Even giant robots.

Lilith: (Very Intrigued) Woooooah.....Does it ever make your hands hurt afterwards?

Tifa: (Smiles Sheepishly) On a few ocassions, especially when I first started combat training in a young age. (Sighs Fondly of her Past) I was such a hard-headed kid back then- (Giggles a Bit) It's miracle I came as far as I did these days.

Cloud: (Snickers a Bit) You, a hard-headed kid? I don't believe it.

Tifa: (Place her Hand onto her Chest as She Does a Mockingly Dramatic Pose) Oh, but it's true!~ I became another trouble maker growing up in a small, small town. I must've gotten this rotten influence from somewhere. (Smirks Playfully at Cloud) Perhaps from someone sitting right next to me right now~

Cloud: (Casually Shrugs) It's a possibility. Guess it goes to show you shouldn't have hang out with me to begin with.

Tifa: Perhaps. (Hugs Cloud Lovingly) But that didn't stop me from falling head over heels for you years later, now does it?~

Cloud: Not even. (Gives Tifa a Kiss on the Cheek) Love you by the way.

Tifa: (Gives Cloud a Kiss on the Lips) Love you more!~

Daisy/Lilith: Awwwwwwwwwwwww~

Samus sticks out her tongue and points at it in a mocking disgust before Chun-Li stops her by gently slapping her arm in silence the whole time.

Tifa: Wanna go next, Cloud?

Cloud: If I gotta, I pick Truth.

Tifa: Oooooh~ Truth you say?~

Cloud: Yeah, that's what I-(Suddenly Notices Something is Up as He Tifa's Smile Starts to Become More Widened as She Keeps Staring at Him) Tifa......I don't like the look in your eyes. What are you planning to ask me?

Tifa: Cloud~ Is it true that you got yourself a small, teensy bitsy crush on Luiiiiigi?~

Daisy/Lilith: (Leans Over to Cloud With Intrigued Smiles on Both their Faces) Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?~

Luigi starts looking around before pointing at himself again

Cloud: (Eyes Widened as He Begins to Blush) W-What!? (Immediately Turns Away While Crossing his Arms Together) T-That's insane! I don't have a crush on him at all!

Samus: (Playfully Raises an Eyebrow) Really? Then how come we caught you awe struck the moment you saw him in her getup?~

Chun-Li: (Smiles Brightly) You were even speechless the whole way through as well~

Cloud: He looks great in the attire, how do you expect to react? You all were just as surprised at this as I was!

Daisy: True. (Smirks Wider) But don't think we forgot about what happened in our double date two years ago~

Lilith: Yeah!....Wait. (Turns to Daisy) What happened in your double date again?

Daisy starts whispering the more juicy details into Lilith's ear. It only took a few seconds before the her eyes starts to widens up as she let's out a very loud gasps.

Lilith: (Points at Cloud) YOU KISSED WEEGIE!?~

Tifa: Yep! Right on the lips. (Playfully Shakes Cloud's Shoulders) And he liked iiiiiit!~

Cloud: (Glares at his Giggling Girlfriend Next to Him) Quit it!

Dedede: Ain't no need to get embarrassed there, boy. We all know how much of a catch Weeg truly is.

Morrigan: (Happily Nodded in Agreement)

Cloud: I mean.....(Rolls his Eyes a Little) You're not....entirely wrong in that front......(Suddenly Hears Luigi's Giggles as He Now Turn his Attention to Him) What got you laughing?

Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly) Oh, sorry. It's nothing. (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) Just feeling pretty flattered right now is all~

Cloud: (Turns Away) ('Hmph') As you should. You're a really great guy, Luigi, in your own unique, charming style. (Slowly Looks Back at Luigi) It's high time you should be treated as such, you know?

Luigi: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) Thanks, Cloud. I think you're pretty great too.

Cloud: (Stares at Luigi For a Brief Second Before Turning Away Again Blushing) Cool.

Daisy/Lilith: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!~

Tifa: ('Sighs Dreamingly') So cute and precious indeed......(Smiles Brightly) Now I date you two to kiss again!~

Luigi: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Huh!?

Cloud: (Turns Back to Tifa with a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Seriously, Tifa? I already did Truth. You can't make me do Dare as well. (Turns to Samus) Can she?

Samus: Well, it does seem unnatural to do both...but we haven't done much Dares for a while now.....(Shrugs) I'll allow it. (Forms a Cheeky Smirk) Now pucker those lips up for one another, boys~

Samus, along with a few others starts chanting the word 'Kiss' towards the two boys in around their circle.

Cloud: (Sighs in Defeat While Facepalming Himself) They'll never gonna leave us alone at this rate, are they?

Luigi: (Sheepishly Shrugs) It's expected. A Dare is a Dare after all.

Cloud: Unfortunately. (Shyly Rubs his Arm) So uh......wanna go another round? O-On the kissing, I mean.....

Luigi: Sure! I-If it's okay with the girls, of course.

Lilith: It's totally fine with us, sweetie!~

Daisy: (Pumps her Fist Up in the Air) Yeah, go on and kiss that brood of a man!~

Cloud: (Flips Daisy Off) Screw you too, Daisy.

Tifa: (Gently Rubs Cloud's Shoulders) Hey, hey, don't worry about anything she says. Keep your eyes on the prize. I believe in you.

Cloud: (Rolls his Eyes Once More) Yeah, yeah, much appreciated.

As Tifa let's go of his shoulders, Cloud leans himself over to Luigi. The two takes their respective deep breaths to fight off any nervous tension they have before locking onto each other's lips.

Ladies: Woooooooooooo!~

('Whistle')

Samus: Now, that is what I am talking about!~ (Turns to her Girlfriend Next to Her) Chun, take some pictures, will ya?

Chun-Li: Why? For blackmail?

Samus: Nah. Cause it looks cute.

The two men pull away from one another for a brief second before Luigi suddenly went back to kissing Cloud on the lips once more, surprising everyone and Cloud in the process before succumbing to the passionate make out session.

Morrigan: Oh my!~

Dedede: My boi in green's going for seconds!~

Daisy: (Happily Applauds her Plumber Along with Lilith) There ya go, Weegie!~ Show those lips who's boss!~

Lilith: You're doing great!!~

A few seconds later goes by and the duo finally pulls away from one another for real this time, both taken aback at what just happened.

Luigi: Mama mia.......

Cloud: ('Sigh') That was the most intense I felt in a long time.

Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly and Apologetically) I went overboard back there, didn't I? I-I'm sorry.

Cloud: (Gently Ruffles the Top of Luigi's Hair) Hey, don't worry it. I made out with you the same way that night two years ago, remember? That practically makes us even if anything.

Luigi: (Chuckles Lightly) You don't say?~

Cloud: (Chuckles Lightly) It's the truth. As dumb as this whole ordeal was, the kiss itself wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would. So, thanks for that I guess.....

Luigi: (Gives Cloud a Kiss on the Cheek) You're welcome~

Cloud: (Starts Blushing Yet Again, Right on Cue)

Daisy/Lilith/Chun-Li: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!~

Tifa: (Happily Clasps her Hands Together) You two are just TOO cute for words right now!~

Cloud: ('Scoffs') Please. We're more adorable if anything. Now can we please move on already?

Morrigan: (Confidently Raises her Hand Up) Yes, I would also like to do a Dare for the night.

Dedede: (Turns Back to His Girlfriend with a Proud, Playful Smirk on his Face) Ahh, look at you being brave and bold!~ You finally having fun tonight?

Morrigan: (Shrugs) To some extent perhaps. We're dreadfully low of Dares this evening and I figured it's high time I step into the-(Slowly Frowns in Fear as She Suddenly Hears a Familiar, Mischievous Sounding Laughter Creeping in) Plate?

The couple turns to see Lilith's shoulders shaking up and down before revealing herself letting out a more eviller laugh the more louder she gets, much to her older sister's discomfort.

Morrigan: What have I done?

Lilith: Morrigan Jubilee Aensland!!~ As a token of your bravery for tonight, I dare you- (Forms an Evil Smirk on her Face) To get a haircut.

Morrigan: (Eyes Shot Up in Horror) My hair?....(Brings the Bottom Half of her Long Hair in Front of Her and Shakingly Strokes It) Y-You want me to cut up my beautiful hair?

Lilith: Those are the exact words I said. (Smirk Grows Wider) Unless you wanna be known as a chicken for the rest of the night~

Dedede: (Lightly Glares at Lilith) 'Ey now, hold on there, girlie. Your sister may be a lot of things, but chicken ain't one of then.

Morrigan: (Whimpering) My hair......

Dedede: (Place his Hand Onto Morrigan's Shoulder) Will grow back in due time, That I promise you. In fact, I volunteer a certain flower to cut her hair in the meantime if it's fine with her.

Daisy: (Salutes to Dedede) You can count on me, De!

Lilith: (Turns to Daisy) Wait, you've done people's hair before?

Daisy: Yep. Was a hair stylist in training growing up. Not my favorite thing to do, but the skill does come in handy at times. I even did Tifa's hair once.

Tifa: (Smiles Brightly with her Short Style Hair Still Intact) Still love the cut to this day, Daisy!~

Daisy points her finger gun at Tifa while clicking her tongue.

Lilith: (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) Hmm.....I dunno. It would be a lot funner if I do all the cutting.

Luigi: (Softly Glares at his Succubus Girlfriend) Lili, let Daisy do this. You trust her, right?

Daisy: Yeah, Lili. (Puts on a Sad Puppy Dog Look) Don't you trust meee?~

Lilith: (Easily Fell For the Sad Eyes Trap as She Hugs Her Princess) Oh Daisy. Of course I trust you. You're my princess!~

Daisy: (Gently Grabs Hold of Lilith's Hands) Then trust me into giving your sister the best haircut in the entire globe. It's what she would've wanted, right?

Lilith: I mean, yeah, but....Does it have to be the best-

Daisy: Liliiii!

Lilith: ('Sighs in Defeat') Okay, okay. I'll leave it all to you. (Gives Daisy a Kiss on the Cheek) Show that hair what's for.

Daisy: (Happily Nodded to Lilith's Command) ('Hmph') Will do.

Morrigan: (Still Fidgeting Over her Long Hair)I don't know.....What if it doesn't turn out as good or at least....DECENT enough as I hope!?

Dedede: (Shakes his Head) Mm mm mm. Never thought, in a million years, I would ever see the Queen of Night become a worrywart.

Morrigan starts making angry (cute) sounding grumble noises as she got up into Dedede's face causing him to burst out laughing a bit.

Dedede: Ehehehehe easy now, girl, I'm only kiddin'! But seriously though, you have nothing to worry about. You can count on Daisy to make that hair look good. And even if it may not come to your liking or, God forbid, it does look bad, that won't stop me from falling for you.

Morrigan: It won't?

Dedede: (Smiles Brightly) Hell Yeah! Doesn't matter to me if you have long hair, short hair, no hair, skinny, fat, or get turned into a completely different entity altogether. You'll still be my queen and I'll still love you 'till time and space comes to a complete end. Count on it. (Gives Morrigan a Wink and a Thumbs Up)

Daisy/Luigi/Lilith/Tifa/Chun-Li: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!~

Cloud: (Genuinely Surprised by Dedede's Words Along with Samus) Wow. That.....gotta be the romantic thing I've ever heard coming out of your mouth, De.

Samus: (Slowly Claps her Habds to De) Yeah. Very well done.

Morrigan: (Heart Begins to Melt Right as Her Eyes Starts to Sparkle) My king.....('Sniff') My sweet, darling kinghing!~ (Tearfully Hugs Her Boyfriend)

Dedede: (Hugs Morrigan Back) Don't you being worrying your cute head now, girl, I got you. Always.

Daisy: (Scooches Her Over and Breaks the Hugging Couple Up) Okay, enough with the adorable, mushy romance. (Pulls Out a Hair Comb and Hair Cutting Sheer) Time to get to work! Now then, gonna do a little bit of this....(Starts Doing Morrigan's Hair).....a little bit of that......go right up here.....down below annnnnnnnd.......(Completed Her Hair Session as She Present Morrigana Mini Mirror Handle) Done.

Morrigan slowly takes a look at herself in the mirror's reflection. Her long, teal colored hair has now been reduced to a short, cuter bob cut style.

Morrigan: (Eyes Widened at her Own Reflection) my goodness.....(Slowly Starts to Smile Again) I look even more stunning than I did beforehand!~

Dedede: See? (Crosses his Arms with a Satisfied Smile on his Face) Told ya you're in good hands

Daisy happily nodded in agreement as she high five Dedede next to her.

Lilith: (Starts Smirking at Morrigan Again) And here you are worrying over nothing~

Morrigan: (Picks Up a Pillow Next to Her) No thanks to a- (Angrily Swings her Pillow at a Giggling Lilith Moving Away From the Potential Crossfire) TWERP like you!! (Sighs While Calming Herself Down a Bit) But I digress. (Properly Bows to Daisy) I thank you for the lovely hair cutting session, your highness. (Went Back to Hugging Dedede) And I thank YOOOOOU!~ For your heartwarming words and support~I will never forget this wonderful moment~

Dedede: (Chuckles Lightly) It's no problem at all, hun. I'm just glad to see you happy again.

????: Hey!

'Knock Knock Knock Knock'

????: Party People!

The gang turns their heads to Wolf standing by Dedede's doorway, glaring at everyone inside.

Wolf: Will you idiots keep your voices down already? Your constant laughing and awwings from your little Truth or Dare game, has been interrupting our completion run for an hour in a half now!

Dedede: ('Sigh') Yeah, that's my bad on this one, man. Forgot to close door and turn on the noise canceling door piecd before coming here.

Daisy: (Raises an Eyebrow in a Bit of Confusion) What kind of completion run are you even doing anyways?

Wolf: Well, if you must know, princess, Izzy and I are completely every single achievement we've yet to achieved on Doom Eternal.

Daisy: ('Ugh') You guys still play that game?

Wolf: (Proudly Crosses his Arms Together) Yep. Still as rad as it always been.

Cloud: And outdated. You should move on from it already

Wolf: Hey, you think we didn't try that already with Helldrivers 2? As fun and immersive as that game was, it doesn't hold a candle to how exhilarating Doom truly is in comparison.

Isabelle: (In the Other Room) Wolfe! Get in quick! I found one of the rarest Golden Doom Suit! It's so shinny!~

Wolf: (Eyes Widened as He Turns to the Other Room) Seriously!? Don't move, I'll be right there!

Samus: Found yourself a gold mine?

Wolf: (Turns Back to the Gang with a Smile) Literally! We've searching for the skin since the day we first finished the game. It's incredible. Now if you'll excuse me I have some more alien scum to rip and tear with my lady next door. (Points at Dedede) Soundproof your shit, King. You don't wanna have me come back here. (Walks Away)

Dedede: ('SIgh') Yeah, yeah. I got the message. (Gets Up From his Bed and Set Up the Soundproof Device on the Door) 'About the end our game anyways.

Lilith: (Starting Frowning Along with Morrigan) Awww....Already?

Morrigan: But I was actually having fun with the game for once!~

Dedede: And I'm happy for ya, Morrg. But it's getting late now and I really don't want Wolf to come back here and kick my ass in this hour. Again.

Chun-Li: Fair enough. But what do we do to past up the time now?

Samus: Binge watch a few shows? Something less action pack, so animes are out.

Daisy: (Snaps her Finger) Dangit. How about Friends?

Samus: Nah. Too bored to care about the Will-They-or-Won't They Plotline.

Luigi: How I Met Your Mother?

Samus: Mmmmm....It's the same as Friends, but even more convoluted for my taste.

Tifa: Full House?

Samus: Too mushy.

Cloud: Big Bang Theory?

Samus: Too nerdy.

Chun-Li: The Office?

Samus: Too office like.

Chun-Li: Sammy, it takes place in a literally office company.

Samus: Yeah and it looked plain for my liking.

Daisy: Did you even watch an episode or two?

Samus: ('Tch') I mean, if you count a one minute video clip maybe.

Luigi: (Raises an Eyebrow) Do you remember the name of the episode of the clip you watched?

Samus: Uhhhhhhhh.....Office stuff, I guess? It's been a while.

Daisy: All in favor of watching the Office all night say 'Aye'.

Everyone: Aye!

Samuz: Seriously?

Dedede: Hell yeah. (Sits Back Down on the Bed) That show's a cult classic for a reason. We ain't gonna skip out on it just cuz you think it's plain.

Morrigan: (Hugs Dedede Arm Again) Yes, and who knows? There might a possibility that you'll end up liking it as much as we do.

Samus: I doubt it, but whatever. I'll end falling asleep anyways.

Chun-Li: (Smiles Softly) My lap is available to sleep on anytime.

Samus: (Gives Chun-Li a Kiss on the Cheek) My babe.

@bestpony666

@decibelcoatl

@tampire

@bellanova137

@caleb13frede

@italian-love-cake

[magemultifics]

Samus - In Shock (Oneshot)

A/N: You know how in Super Metroid the baby metroid was able to give Samus energy? Listen, samus is pretty much a metroid at this point, I'm going to ignore Dread's idea of samus only able to absorb energy for this excerpt but that's what happening here.

It was on a cold night staying on another foreign planet in Samus' ship, the bounty hunter was absent, out hunting for dinner as the four moons of the estranged planet glowed eerily from the cock pit of the gun ship. You didn't feel that something was quite right, your hand slowly trailing along the side of the nearest fall feeling for the rubber gripped laser pistole strapped by the console. A faint clicking could be heard in the room, and without hesitation, you whip around and aiming up at the hideous malformed expression of a clearly, very vengeful space pirate. It squinted down at you, letting out a series of clicks and gurgles before swiping at you with a claw. You attempt to roll, but the razor-sharp claw catches your ankles, slicing deeply, knocking you prone. The space pirate lets out a pleased screech and stalks towards you, its clawed talons scraping against titanium flooring.

You scramble and use your good legs to propel yourself back, aiming the pistol and shooting, directing into one of the pirate's eyes, its head whipping back, one of its eyes clearly decommissioned It oozed glowing yellow vile goo onto the floor. It shrieked loudly, enough to make your ears ring and it marched closer, it's claw clamping around your waist ripping painfully into your abdomen, and pinning you against a wall, your good leg flailing to prop itself against the alien to shove it off to no avail. It leaned in close, opening its maw, its mandibles flexing angrily before flashing an array of razor-sharp teeth. it hisses before whipping its head behind it only to have a large hand dig into its gouged eye, seemingly draining its life source.

The space pirate screams one against attempting to get it's very similar invader's hold off of it's head, but it's movements grow weaker as it's energy strains, it's massive claw drops your bleeding body to the floor, it's own body dissipating into nothingness. Looking up blearily, you catch a glimpse of your savoir, the very pilot of the gunship you're on.

Samus Aran, glowing with energy.

Her posture is calm, but her eyes betray her, as they frantically look around the room for something to stem the bleeding, she sprints down the hallway before coming back with a towel. The bounty hunter slides to her knees beside you and props you into a more comfortable position against the wall. You begin to feel dizzy and take note of the blood beginning to pool around you, vision beginning to go hazy. Samus presses the towel firmly across your abdomen, her hands doing their best not to shake. She won't lose you. She can't lose you. Your breathing slows, tears of pain stream down your face, teeth bared and clenched, head wringed to the side in agony. Samus notices your lack of respiratory activity and lightly slaps her palm against the side of your face.

Breathe, damnit breathe!

You can barely hear her as your body begins to feel fuzzy. Samus is still glowing with energy recalls of when the baby metroid saved her life and decides to go with a last ditch idea. With both hands, she pulls her helmet off, air vents hissing at the depressurization. She cradles your jaw gently, the other pressed against the wall beside you as she leans in, her mouth pressing rough against yours. Samus focuses on the feeling of the pirates' life force in her and visualizes it coursing through her veins. She feels it and presses further into you, eliciting a shocked gasp of pain from you. Samus hates it. She hates seeing you like this. She hates the taste of your blood against her lips as she slides her tongue firmly against your bottom lip and is granted access immediately. She lets the energy flow from herself to you, relaxing ever so slightly as she senses your body, taking the energy in.

You feel a warm hot sensation course through you. The wound on your ankle, as well as the one across your abdomen, are burning hotly. You cry out into Samus' mouth, but she only presses herself closer, rare tears sliding quietly from her eyes as one of her metallic hands finds yours before lacing her fingers with it. You squeeze the bounty hunters hand, feeling her squeeze lightly in return. Feeling the extra energy leave her, Samus pulls back, eyes dilated as she leans back, her hand pulling itself from the wall, leaving behind a small indent in the metal behind it. Her eyes flicker down your body, taking notice that your wounds have sealed up, though your ankle hands at an odd angle, but that's something she could easily fix later, for now you needed rest. She could see the post shock level of panic rising to your face, and she squeezed your hand again.

Breathe. I've got you. You're safe.

Samus aids you to match her breathing with her before moving to scoop your carefully into her arms. Your ankle jostles slightly and you bite your lip to muffle a grunt of pain, Samus walks your to your shared room and lays you gently upon the sheets, walking over to the minifridge and pulling out and ice pack. She elevates your leg and hands you an uncapped water bottle, tilting it gently against your mouth and assisting you in leaning up to drink it safely. Leaning you back down, she sets the water bottle on the bedside stand and steps away to deactivate her power suit. The bounty hunter lifts up the blankets and drapes it over the two of you as you tuck yourself in her side, one of her arms curled protectively around you. A low relieved chittering emits from the back of Samus' throat before pulling herself closer, leaning down and leaving a gentle kiss on your temple. Finally safe, the two of you fall into a relieved slumber.

A/N: Fuck, I love her so much. Replaying Dread bc why not.

[arkus-rhapsode]

Mario: Who are you?

Raimi: I'm John Raimi. Science officer turned into spectral anomaly in the game Geist!

Samus: You're... A Nintendo character?

Raimi: Of course I am! One of the only M rated Nintendo published games. I debuted on the GameCube as a second party developed game. I am as Nintendo as Kirby and Fire Emblem.

Pit: Yeah but Kirby and Fire Emblem feel like... Y'know... Part of the family-

Raimi: I AM PART OF THE NINTENDO FAMILY, DAMNIT!

Donkey Kong: Well I’ve never heard of you.

Raimi: I was taking over bodies back when you were stuck playing with bongos!

Bowser: Wow low blow guy. No wonder you’re M rated.

Raimi: Urggg!!

[sketchfanda]

Chestnut Stud Across the Multiverse: Samus on the Prowl

Samus yawned as she at bored atop her perch at the lifeguard tower, observing the scenery laid before her. A cozy community swimming pool swarming and teeming with swimsuit clad patrons as she pouted adorably, feeling so bored out of her mind. Her toned statuesque form on display,as in a form fitting red one piece swimsuit which at the least reminded her of her zero suit. Which she reminded herself, along with her armour was stored way safe and secure back at her hotel room, the blonde bounty hunter thinking to herself the next time she saw Jaco, she was going to smack him upside his big dumb round head!! Still all the same, the red one piece felt as cozy and comfy as her zero suit. And the temperature and weather were pristine especially as it wasn't often she went much anywhere civilian wise especially outside of her armour. So okay Jaco had to go remind her the Galactic Patrol had found she worked and saved up way too many paid vacation days and she simply had to use them or lose them and earth was a relatively quiet enough planet to enjoy it on. But he didnt have to be a such a roundabout little ET about it damnit! But that was for when her vacation time came to an end and when she could quietly resign from this job. For now all she to do was stand around, look pretty in her red one piece and ensure lives remained safe and peaceful. Broken out of her thoughts as a toned, equally sexy blonde woman in a two piece white bikini made her way on over to the lifeguard tower. Catching her attention as she spoke to her.

Samus:yes can I help you miss? 18:that’d be just swell,yes it’s about my husband,I think he’s having a bad case of heat stroke can you come on over and check to make sure he’s okay? Samus:of course,not at all ma’am, let’s see if I can help you with your problem…

18, an odd name for a woman I Yiu asked her, but not like she was one to talk, sounded sincere enough if oddly calm about such a slight issue. But as the lifeguard on patrol,she had a code and responsibility to adhere to as she followed her fellow blue eyed blonde to where her man was located. Heads turning as many a patron,man and woman alike was in awe of the toned sexy blondes. You’d swear they could almost pass for sisters,if not outright twins. As samus found 18 taking her to a little cove spot behind a stack of rocks,showing her where her husband was. There laying quietly and calmly on a towel was a compact,five foot eben fellow with quite the body on him. Sculpted muscle glistening in the sun,shades over his eyes as he seemed dead to the world with his peacefully he was napping. Samus quirking an inquisitive brow as she looked back and forth between 18 and the shortstack Adonis just lying there quietly.

Samus:seems fine to me for a guy you say has heatstroke. 18:*matter of fact tone* Well as the lifeguard isn’t it best you sure he’s okay and check up on him?

Samus coul only shrug as he saw the logic in 18’s reasoning. As the lifeguard, that was part of her job. So she mentally focused as she knelt on the towel beside the man,Krillin she’d learn was his name. Checking his pulse and seeing the steady rise of his chest indicated breathing snd heartbear were all just fine. His temperate felt alright for a dude said to be suffering heatstroke but all the same,she had a job to do as she began to massage his shoulders and torso. Biting her lip sensually out of reflex,for such a small guy,least compared to herself? He was built in ways that would make bodybuilders envious as she then commenced with performing CPR. Prying his lips apart just enough as she pressed her on to him,followed by steady presses of his chest to put o pressure on his diaphragm. Doing what she could resist making her kisses less chaste and professional, unaware of the sky,sensual grin 18 began to grow on her own face, like a cat that caught the canary or the spider that got a fly in its web. Watching as the temp lifeguard moved from kissing air into her max to press on his chest, making the chromedome stir as his eyes began to open behind his shades. Vision blurry as she saw what he thought was his wife. Trying to coax him awake for a little secret fun time.

Krillin:damn babe,we just had a quickie this morning and You want to go again? Well not like I’m complaining…. Samus:*having only half heard him,pressed her lips to his once more,omly realising he was awake no,most definitely not suffering from heatstroke. Her sparkling blue eyes widening as Krillin turned the cpr kiss into a more sensual sort. From chaste to erotic as she found his tongue invading her mouth,probing her own. Aghast at first before she found herself moaning,feeling her sound tingle at the spontaneous intimacy she found herself pulled into. Returning the kiss as she deepened it, her tits pressing against his chest as she laid atop and straddled him erotically. Gasping as she felt the bulge of his swimshorts crotch press against her cameltoe,indicating he was quite well hung for a shortstack.* 18:mmm,Yiu bet I do,you short king…*purring sensuallg as she began to caress herself,rubbing her thighs together as she felt them become slick and sticky with her flowing arousal nectar. Giggling as she she saw krillin’s shades become askew,giving him a better view as his vision cleared to show he wasn’t making out with her,but with samus,who broke their liplock with a nice trail of saliva between them. Panting as she looked at her husband with the eyes of woman who had tasted a real man and simply wanted more of what he had to offer.*

Krillin of course immediacy got over his ock to shoot his wife deadpan expression,making it clear he wasn’t amused as his bombshell cyborg lady was pulling another of her lewd antics. But he couldn’t deny, samus was quite the looker, damnit what was it with him and blondes or androids? As samus recaptured his attention, leaning down to kiss him again,followed by kissing down along his neck,shoulders and chest. Kissing and licking down his abs until she was face level with his crotch, grabbing the waistband of his swimshorts as she tugged them down. Gasping in awe an delight as his cock sprung forth into the open air to smack her face. The scent of his manly essence flooding her senses as she grasped and stroke his shaft to full stiffness and erection. Re sing in herself she still had to give him his physical check over as she began to kiss and lick his dick, intimately making out with the tip before soon commencing fellatio. Inch after inch of pussy hammering,womb pounding meat dazzling her tongue with the taste of his seed as pre flowed down her throat. 18 licking her lips as she saw the crotch of Samus’ red one piece become soaked,her arousal flowing through her camel toe, knowing the intergalactic bounty hunter had now fully entered bitch in heat mode, another fine woman fallen to the Krillin effect.

Samus wasn’t normally a sexual sort of woman but that was likely because she’d never quite met the right sort of people, man or woman that intrigued her enough to want to scratch her itch. Until now, a she found herself,bobbing her head like some wanton whore, as if driven to want to deepthroat his man, make him want to facefuck her,give her an oral preview of what her pussy would soon be coming to enjoy. Before she knew it,she was riding atop him cowgirl style as she impaled herself on his shaft,tits out in the ooen from her swimsuit as they bounced and jiggle hypnotically. Her bubble butt being squeezed and massaged by those gentle and firm hands of his. Hearts glowing her eyes as deepthroated moans came forth from her luscious lips, uncaring who’d hear or see her right now. 18 all the while shamelessly playing with herself, fingering her slit and squeezing her own glorious tits at seeing her man once again rock some lucky,lonely bitch’s world. Before deciding voyeurism wasn’t enough as she knelt beside her and began to kiss her. Groping those fine boobs as they bonded jn their shared love and lust for the chestnut short king. Who groaned at the casual lesbian intimacy happening and the sensation of Samus tight,warm,wet hilt snatch squeezing his cock in its sexual embrace.

it was only natural then that what followed was a haze and rush of pleasure as samus experienced heretofore unknown heights of intimacy and sensual sexual bliss. Krillin fucking her from behind doggy style as she ate out 18, licking and eating her the cyborg’s overflowing snatch. To 18 eating out the bounty hunter’s own sloppy pussy as she sat her bubbly booty atop the cyborg’s face,18 wrapping her arms around Samus’ powerful hips and thighs as Krillin fucked his wife in alresd eagle missionary,hoisting her own stunning legs up in a splits as he and samus kissed with the sloppy thirst and desire of horny,hormonal teenagers. On and on th two blondes went at it with their compact stud whenever he would blow his load. His length and girth combined with his prowess and virlity ensuring they had so many orgasms on their end thst they couldn’t really see much point in keeping track or count. And how sweet it is!!

Samus knew this wasn’t part of her job but she didn’t crave. If anything she needed to ensure she could spend the rest of her vacation time with this horny couple. Knowing this one time encounter couldn’t remain just that. This amazing stud and his incredible cock and his kinky,sexy wife was too good to be just a one off, unaware 18 was already making plans not jsut for more encounters on her patrol,shift like this,but to get one another’s address and numbers and get to known one anothe better on a personal and intimate level,on and off the clock. The cyborg knowing her blueprint for success prevailed once in getting the wild oats of her man sown with another,hot sexy fertile woman. Damn was it good to be her.

[cynthiaandsamus]

Man, is Samus secretly a masochist? Fighting and getting hit with Peache's bomber gets her horny.

"It's the meme damnit, and also have you SEEN Peach's ass?"

[madmanwonder]

AU(S): Barbarian AU: Shaman AU, Fusion AU: Horror AU + Apocalypse AU, Fusion AU: Alien AU + Married AU, Star Wars AU, Celebrity AU: Author AU, Law and Crime AU: Crime AU: Fugitive AU, RWBY AU: Grimmborn AU, Prehistoric AU: Stone Age AU, Clone AU, Slavery AU: Gladiator AU, Fairy Tail AU: Independent AU

General Moods: Fusion AU, Happy Pride Month, Wholesome, Slice of Life, Dating, Romance, From Strangers to Friends to Lovers

Main Muses: Kratos (Greek/Norse Era), Johnny Bravo, Chris Redfield, Bowser Jr., Konohamaru Sarutobi, Male!Samus Aran, Byakuya Kuchiki, Smoker (One Piece), Hal Jordan/Green Lantern, Shao Kahn, Sirius Black, Steve Roger/Captain America, Mary Jane Watson, Morrigan Aensland, Mai Shiranui, Lady Phenex, Saeko Busujima, Fem!Son Gohan, Fem!Luigi, Fem!Naruto Uzumaki, Akane Owari, Morgana le Fae (FGO), Faora-Ul, Evelynn, Agony's Embrace

Male Muses: Check Muse List

Female Muses: Check Muse List

Meme: Crossover Crack Ship, Marry Me Damnit!, Pregnancy Test, Kill or Spare, Love Calculator, Big Disability [Redacted], Love At First Love, Love Epiphany, What If Meme, Chest Stare, Bubble Tea Challenge, I am [Redacted] the [Redacted] Booty/Boobie Warrior.

[kob131]

Velma Episode 1 Thoughts

“So, how’s that promise to not watch the Velma show go-”

*Sees a list of Youtube reviews*

“...May as well check out for myself then.”

-Wow, you guys are trying so fucking hard to cause a rise out of people. This is some of the most pathetic baiting I have ever seen. And I’m autistic- I am literally wired to not get this stuff.

-And because I’m feeling cruel-

‘Tall handsome guy given even more power’- Ever heard of Spider man?

‘Oh hey, what made this hot chick go crazy?’- Ever heard of Samus Aran?

-’Not Fred and his creepy sex van’. Five bucks says you end up riding around in that ‘creepy sex van’ with Fred giving you orders because your show will be tanking so hard you’ll need to pander to the original audience to survive.

And as an original fan, I say ‘die in a ditch’

-’I hate Daphne. >:(’ Wow, the nerdy girl hates the popular, conventionally pretty girl. Real great work subverting those stereotypes. Especially since that notebook has ‘Velma Dinkley-Jones’ written in it too.

Fun fact, my own little Team STRQ headcanon has Raven and Summer hating each other’s guts due to ideological differences (Raven believes that people need to survive on their own while Summer believes that people should help if they have the power) among other things. But I’m insecure about it because it can also be read as ‘two girls fight over a guy (Taiyang)’. In short- I have more awareness of stupid tropes regarding women than this show.

-’This is my story, told MY way!’

Which is why you’re not even remotely Velma Dinkley and this told through the same fucking story telling seen everywhere nowadays.

-...This show is going to use swearing as a substitute for actual maturity, isn’t it?

*Shows two cockroaches bumping uglies*

... Yay...

-Is...is this bitchy girl Daphne? The sweet, emotionally intelligent, kind hearted Daphne?

-You know, you guys could have given the girls some variety in their body types other than ‘curvaceous, busty and leggy’. I’m no prude but coming to be more true to myself, I’ve come to appreciate the variety in the female form. I also say this because this involved me coming to terms with how I appreciate the male form as well.

Also just because sex sells (I have checked out series because I found a girl hot) doesn’t make shoving gratuitous nudity in my face entertaining. At least let the girl fully check them out.

-You know what, here’s a lesson to any aspiring writers-

If you’re gonna be sensual, be sensual. Fully examine the beauty of the female and male bodies. The graceful curves and the hardy stockiness- be free, be open, be true to yourself! That is what it means to be an adult!

 -Nobody gets physical over these kinds of discussions. Where the writers fucking high when writing this?

-Maybe they were because the chick I’m pretty sure is Daphne is DROWNING SOMEONE.

Please for the love of god, someone ax her ass!

-THANK YO-

‘And how do you feel about race blind casting, Daphne?’

Oh god FUCKING DAMNIT!

- “I wasn’t expecting such an enlightened answer from such a bitch.”

https://youtu.be/CN2s-rFYQqI

VELMA WOULD NOT ASSAULT SOMEONE!

-... Solid JJ did this better.

-... I want everyone whoever called RWBY’s writing as ‘exposition dumping’ to write an apology. NOW.

No one would respond to ‘How long has it been since X has had you over’ with ‘ever since my mom died. Two years ago.’ It should be. ‘Two years ago, ever since Mom...’. That is something people SAY.

-Oh god, this is so painful. 

You-you know how a lot of dialogue in media can be boiled down to how it advances the plot or characters but the extra fat is necessary to make the dialogue digestible to your average viewer since media is an exchange between the audience suspending their disbelief and the creators presenting a nice story in exchange?

No one ever taught these writers that. It’s ALL just plot progression and obvious references with nothing to give it any taste!

-*Slicked over blond hair, blue jeans, white sweater, bumps into Velma while on his phone*

Oh no no no no no no no-

“Oh hi, Fred!”

“I have a disease where I can’t remember anyone who isn’t hot-”

-NO, FUCK YOU!

The one. ONE! Guy who was never even close to anything to being toxic in his masculinity. A kind, cheerful, calm, caring man who suffered from single mindedness but was nonetheless a man who carried himself with dignity and kindness who was beloved for basically creating the ‘himbo’ archetype-

You FUCKED HIM UP! IN ONE SCENE!

-... Fred’s gay and in the closet, isn’t he?

Of course he is. Because of course any man who dresses fashionably must be sucking dick. Just like Velma’s probably LGBT because she’s nerdy and not conventionally feminine. Because as everyone knows- if you deviate from the overly strict definitions of masculinity and feminity, you MUST be LGBT.

-Can we have ONE good father in a fucking cartoon for once?

-Whatever is inside her...isn’t a baby.

-’Oh we’re ABOVE the ‘slutty girl deserved to get murdered’ trope~’

And yet you roll around in those other, even more cliche tropes. No credit.

-Oh yay, this really is a ‘toxic masculinty’ plotline with Fred. And ten bucks says it will still get its ass beaten by Jaune’s.

-’I’m at fault for my mom leaving my dad who knocked up a waitress’

And you’re supposed to be the smart one...

-’Wow, I am emotionally invested in your journey and it’s stakes!’

Cool. Glad someone is.

-...Why is Shaggy even here? What’s even the point without his connection with Scoob?

-’I hate drugs! *wink*’

Shaggy being a stoner was a joke, not canon. May as well give him Ultra Instinct at this point.

-Oh cool, the fucking waitress knows ‘Velma’ better than her fucking father. Yay...

-’Maybe Velma’s mom left her because she was a brat...’

... Judging from how Velma looks and her size, she’s likely no older than 6-8 during those flashbacks.

If that is true then Velma’s mom bore a grudge or resentment towards her child for...acting like a child. And no, the eyeball injury is not an excuse because in no universe is spray water into someone’s eye going to cause enough damage to make it pop out.

Velma’s mom was a fucking bitch and her dumbass dad is implied to be the better parent...because she’s a bitch. Fucking wonderful.

-... This show was some tax write off, wasn’t it?

[maburito]

.....Wait....did the planet SR-388 exploded as a whole??

Or just the station on the planet..?

Because like!! Damnit Samus stop exploding whole ass planets with ecosystem!! did you learn nothing???

[dcviated]

@pastballads shouldn't underestimate this hunter

There would be no rest. Sleep would never come any easier. The nights would only get shorter. How long had it been since Samus resolved her last mission? Time in between her duties found themselves filled with bounties. Pearls of strife littering the pores of her life and stealing away the luxury of relaxation. And now another tangential disaster had shown itself, rending the peace of accomplishment.

There would be no satisfaction. Only frustration. Sour memories brought to the surface The ambush of that beast- burning across the sky like a meteor with a cry that shattered like thunder. Strange fauna was nothing new to the hunter. Moving as fast as it did, the beast had raked her ship and nearly tore it into two pieces. That Samus and her gunship were able to make the emergency landing that she did- it’s a blessing of luck she would not forget. The same couldn’t be said for most everything else.

“Damnit.” Another swipe of her arm generates no response from her power suit. Adam had warned her before. After what had transpired at the facility, it would be some time before her suit was ready for use again. How ironic that too much energy would have brought her to this state. And with the gunship needing to self-repair- that process would be put all the further back. Even so. Samus Aran was far from helpless. In the past she only had her stun pistol to rely on, but now there was something else-

A clench of her left-hand hums with a hungering energy. Hopefully it wouldn’t come to that. Without her upgraded suit to store excess energy there were limits to consider. Ah. But when did she ever pay attention to that anyway? Maybe this planet would provide something in that matter. If she ever had luck it was that there was always--

[Lady.]

The earpiece gives a mechanical wakeup call, pulling Samus from her thoughts as she finishes securing the last broken cable of the ship that she could manage manually. Drones would be doing the lion’s share of repairs to get the ship back up and functioning again. For better or worse the grotto they had slid into seemed secure from attacks. From outside, only a small part of the wing was visible. And whatever that beast was probably wouldn’t find her here if it had any mind to do so.

“Adam. I’m going to scout nearby. There’s some populated areas. I should try to find where they are.” Pulling her coat over her zero suit, Samus checks that the blaster was secured sufficiently to her hip. Survival knife was in its sheath. And she had a granola bar. Good. The bounty hunter was ready to set off into the Coral Highlands.

[Your plan has merit. However. Preliminary scan results prior to landing confirm that the creature you faced in the atmosphere is not the only concern on this island. It is not the source of the readings you detected. The energy signatures are different.]

“Tch. Thanks for the additional news. I was just thinking things weren’t bad enough.”

[Be careful, Lady.]

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1215: UNO Shenanigans Vol. 1 (Variety)

Destiny Angel Island Gang

'Silence'

Pit: So.....Question.

Viridi: Hm?

Sora/Kairi/Kirby: Shoot./Poyo.

Pit: You guys ever heard of this game called Dos? (Place his Matching Colored Card Down on the Pile) I saw a pack in the Coin Store the other day and it looks like it's the in the same brand as Uno. (Shows Everyone a Picture of the Dos Pack on his Phone) See?

Everyone leans over to take a more closer look at the picture in question.

Sora: Ah yeah. Kairi and I saw one of these in the grocery store the other day. (Place a Matching Card onto the Pile)

Kairi: (Giggles a Bit at the Memory) We were craving over Riu's cooking so much at the time that we really didn't think much of it afterwards. (Tales a Look at the Four Cards She's Holding Before Clicking her Teeth a Bit) Man.....(Draws Another Card From the Stack)

Kirby: (Turns to Riku) Poyo Poyo Poyo?

Riku: Sort of? From what I've heard you only had to match the numbers rather than that and the colors it's based around. You guys think we should give it a try one of these days?

Everyone: (Happily Nodded) Yeah/Sure, I'm down/Poyo!

Viridi: ('Sigh') If it gives me better luck than it's predecessor, then sure, why not.

Pit: (Smiles Sheepishly at his Girlfriend Next to Him) You're not a fan of Uno so far, aren't you, Vi?

Viridi: I will be once this dumb game stop finding ways to screw me over at the last second. (Angrily Points at Riku) And Mister Sore Winner here quit winning all the freaking time!!

Riku: (Gives Viridi Sheepish, Apologetic Smile on his Face) I'm sure you'll have your win soon enough, Goddess. It's not like I win all time, you know?

Sora and Kairi give their boyfriend unconventional glares and grumbles on both their faces.

Riku: What? It's the truth! I mean, come on, there's plenty of areas you guys beaten me at, even in recent years.

Kairi: Yeah. But that pales in comparison to the amount of wins you've gotten thus far.

Sora: Approximately three hundred and nineteen wins to be exact.

Pit, Viridi, amd Kirby's eyes starts to widen up in shock by the amount of numbers Sora just announced.

Sora: Yeah. We counted and kept score since childhood. That's how sucky it was.

The Smash Trio turn their heads to the silver haired Keyblade Master as he sighs in defeat.

Riku: Okay. So maybe I am bit of a Sore Winner-

Sora/Kairi: (Comically Glares at Their Boyfriend) MAYBE!? BIT!?

Riku: (Glares Back at His Idiot Lovers) You know exactly what I mean! shaddup!

Sora: (Crosses his Arms Along with Kairi) We will if you give us cuddles tonight.

Kairi: (Nodded in Agreement) Mmhmm.

Riku: I give you cuddles almost everyday already!

Kairi: Oh. Well.......W-We want more of it tonight!

Sora: Yeah!

Riku: I- ('Ugh') Fine! More cuddles it is then.......

Sora and Kairi shares a victory high five.

Pit: (Turns to Viridi with a Bit of Puppy Dog Eyes) Hey Viridi, can you give Kirby and I cuddles tonight whether you win or loss please?~

Viridi: Sure, I'm in modd for one. (Forms a Smug Looking Smirk on her Face as She Lays her Card Down on the Pile) Especially now that I got myself an Uno!~ ('Haha') Nothing could stop me now-

Kirby: (Happily Lays Down a Draw 4 Card on the Pile) Poyo!~

Viridi: MOTHERFU-

..........................................................................................

Samus and Daisy VS. Chun-Li and Luigi

Luigi/Chun-Li: Uno Out!~

Daisy: (Snaps her Finger While Groaning in Defeat and Sitting on One Side of her and Luigi's Bed with Samus) Damnit! I thought we had you guys that time.....

Samus: Right? How the hell have you two nerds been able to beat us five times in a round sp far?

Luigi: (Casually Shrugs With a Smug Look on his and Chun-Li's Face While Sitting on the Other Side of the Bed) What can we say?~ Lady Luck has been on our side today.

Chun-Li: (Smiles Brightly) Hey, you made a rhyme just now~

Luigi: ('Gasps') Momma Mia, you're right! (Smiles Brightly as He Sticks his Habd Out to Chun-Li) Up top!~

Chun-Li giggles softly aa she gives Luigi a High-Five right in frond of their girlfriends.

Daisy: Awwwww~

Samus: (Starts Snipping her Finger at her Partner) Hey! Focus back on the game, Mayflower! It ain't over yet.

Daisy: (Pouts at Samus) I know that! But can you really blame me though? They look so cute as team~

Samus: (Stares at her Opponent Giggling Among One Another Before Sighing) Okay, I'll admit. They're adorable. But cuteness could only get 'em so far. Hey! Laughing McGees!

Chun-Li: (Turns her Attention Back on Her Opponent While Smirking Along with Luigi) Oh hi there, ladies!~

Luigi: Getting cold feet over there?

Samus: ('Scoffs') Please. The temperature in here feels too good in here to quit now.

Chun-Li: So one more round then?

Daisy: Yep! (Forms a Cheeky Grin on her Face) But how we make ourselves a negotiable dealhere.

Luigi/Chun-Li: A deal? (Looks at One Another Before Turning Back to Their Girlfriends)

Chun-Li: Okay.....(Raises an Eyebrow) What do you have to offer?

Samus: (Starts Smirking) Oh it's simple really. If we win this round, ypu guys have to go to the Haunted House at town.

Daisy: Alone~

Luigi/Chun-Li: (Eyes Widened in Fear) What!?

Luigi: (Starts Shivering in Fear) B-B-But it was crown as the Most......S-Scariest Attraction of the Whole Town.....

Chun-Li: (Starts Shivering as Well) A-And the ghosts there look.....WAY more terrifying from what I've heard.......You seriously want is to go there!?

Luigi/Chun-Li: (Hug One Another While Shivering) It's Julyyyyyyy!~

Samus: (Chuckles Lightly) Oh will you relax, you big babies? It won't be that bad.

Daisy: (Happily Nodded) Yeah, you two are the strongest, bravest pair we know. You got this!

Luigi: (Turns to Chun-Li) We have faced scarier stuff before.

Chun-Li: ('Sigh') True.....(Turns Back to Samus and Daisy) Alright, we'll accept those terms. (Points at the Ladies with Pure Determination) But if WE WIN, we'll....uhh.....uhhh-

Luigi: (Gimmicks his Partner's Action) We'll be taking you ladies on a one free trip to Pound Town tonight!!

Chun-Li: (Turns Back to Luigi with a Taken Back Look on her Face) Huh?

Daisy: (Giggles Softly) Ohoo!~ Sweetie!~ (Forms a Seductive Smirk on her Face) How bold you've gotten~

Samus: No surprise there. (Turns to Daisy) You've been tainting most of his innocence with your perverted tendencies for years now.

Daisy: (Forms a Proud Grin on her Face) And I ain't sorry about it one bit!~ My baby's almost as freaky as I am these days. (Starts Wiping Away a Single Tear From her Eyes) ('Sniff') I'm so proud~

Samus: ('Sigh'') Whatevs. (Turns Back to Luigi) You sure this what you guys want, Weeg?

Luigi: Yep! (Turns to Chun-Li with a Sheepish Smile) T-That is if it's okay with you, of course.

Chun-Li: (Shrugs with a Smile) That's fine. I could use a bit more excitement in my life. (Whispers into Luigi's Ear) I could even teach you a very special position to use on Daisy if you like~ (Winks at Luigi)

Luigi: (Eyes Widened a Bit) Really? You will?

Chun-Li: (Giggles Softly) Of course!~ We're a team aren't we? Plus, I've used it on Sammy multiple times already and she loves every second of it. (Forms of Smirk of her Own Once She Notices her Girlfriend Panickly Swinging her Hand by her Neck) Not surprising considering how she LOVES the way I take charg-

Daisy: (Eyes Widened in Shock at Chun-Li) WOWOWOAH! TIME OUT! You're telling me that Samus Aran, one if the most ruthless Bounty Hunter in all the galaxies......Is the BOTTOM IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP!?

Samus: NO-

Chun-Li: Yes. A Power Bottom to exact~

Samus: (Quickly Glares at Her Girlfriend While Blushing Madly) WOMAN-

Chun-Li: (Gives Samus a Playfully Motherly Glare) Don't you "Woman" me, Samus Aran!~ You love me every second of me dominating you from start to finish. So much to the point that you started begging for more on ocassions, all while calling me "Mommy"~

Luigi and Daisy stares at an already flustered Samus for a brief second before burst out laughing at her dispense.

Luigi: (Trying his Hardest to Calm his Laughter Down) M-Momma Mia!~

Daisy: My god, girl!~ (Points at Samus While Wheezing) You're even more freaky than we are!~ Maybe even more than Lili if you keep this up!~

Samus: (Comically Glares at Daisy and Luigi) Oh piss off, both of you! I bet you're twice as more Bottom tier than I ever was!

Daisy: On the contrare, Sammy, Weegie and I are classified as "Switches".

Samus: Switches. Really?

Luigi: It's true. There are some nights where I want Daisy take extra good care of me while taking charge-

Daisy: -And there's some nights where I want my man to let loose and assert his dominance. (Forns a Satisfied Smirk on her Face) Gets more exciting every time~

Chun-Li: I think that's something we should try and do for a change, eh, Sammy?

Samus: ('Sighs Heavily') If it helps bring my image back to it's normal glory, then sure. But enough talk. We got a Uno game to finish.

Daisy: (Wraps her Arm Around Samus' Shoulder While Giving her Opponents a Determined, Competitive Smile While Pointing at Them) Better prepare yourselves, sweeties! You may have bested us in those past few rounds, but I have a feeling this last one will be our biggest comeback YET-

Samus and Daisy has lost the final round of 2-v-2 Uno shortly after and are now taken to Pound Town for the remainder of the evening.

Happy 4th of July

@caleb13frede

@ma-lemons

@bestpony666

@tampire

[grimvestige]

nintendo give me the samus we deserve damnit

[b2supertiddydroid]

Gym lesbians: a love story

[cynthiaandsamus]

"I'm going to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism... SPACE!"

"Get yer Zero Suit Samus plushies here, two for six quatlus! Made with genuine alien sweatshop labor!"

"...god damnit."

"They are pretty cute plushies though..."

"CYNTHIA!"

"I mean look at the extra stitching on your abs."